I have rarely heard a man say he wants a perfect wife. One who is reasonably attractive, agreeable, respectful and helpful is sufficient for most men. And most men cannot find her.
Quite true... I actually meet a lot of these "ideal" traits. I'm up by 5:20 for my job. Home after the job. I workout, I rarely spend money without considering my options. I usually don't do a lot because I was saving my money for my future home and wife.... AND LO AND BEHOLD.... There are not many who give a damn....
FACTS! Most women now spend their 20's "finding themselves" while dating (getting addicted to the early stage butterflies and enjoying the variety of sex) and then at 30-35 they settle down with a good man and get bored because stability isn't exciting. Divorce rates are sky high because women favour short term excitement over stability and family values.
@@casperinsight3524 well after my ex kicked me out of the house I was paying for and I was broke and sleeping in the bed I was in when I was in HS to get rest so I could go work everyday to pay for the divorce? I did notice the sound of something I could not make it out right away. It turned out to be silence with no one bitching at me when I woke up. Do you mean something like that? Then yes.
We also call a man that can do all of that for himself a confirmed bachelor… That would be me… By the way, most of us can do all of those things for ourselves, and we frequently do. Women frequently state that they don’t need a man, but it’s really the other way around.
@@turquoiseheart6320 Not to put too fine a point on it, but everything you see when you walk out the door in the morning, was invented, created in some way, manufactured, produced, and is maintained by a man.
Humor is so good for the soul. Thank you. And to you lady; your demeanor, your reactions to the jokes, your wonderful smiles and you keep yourself so fit.❤
The perfect husband for me is someone who knows how to listen and will know what the relationship needs and will make choices that will be good for himself so that he could be happy and healthy so that we could be together for a long time. 😊
@@peteroz7332I think it's kinda sad. Think about it all you have is 8 minutes of the internet that's it. And with all the information at our fingertips that in another time would've only been for kings queen's and the like. This THIS is what you do???
I hope those men in prison get to see this. Oh yea, there are perfect wives there too. They obey and do what they are told without question, do their own laundry, keep their house clean, are polite, don't talk back and spend 8 hours in bed everyday.
Not hardly. It's just her expression. Or maybe saying these kind of channels are just amazing really means you're having bad internet day.@@unionse7en
@@scapegoat1313 you make a good point but not all are narcissists. Some are just goofy and maybe trying to make a buck. There's some that are easy to watch.
@@scapegoat1313Everytime I find an interesting speech about men and women and stuff on YT/TikTok there's a stranger (whose only accomplishment was buying a camera) covering half of the screen and making stupid faces, and me who's like "who the hell are you? I'm here for the audio, not for you"
First off, men aren't pets, they are people, human beings. Secondly, a perfect husband is someone who loves you and cares for you in times of sickness and in health, as well as gives you emotional support when needed. A person who spends time with you. A person who not only talks with you, but also listens to you. A person who makes you happy and knows how and when to put a smile on your face. A person who'll always be kind and never raise their voice or hand to you. A person who'll remember your birthdays and anniversaries. A person who knows how to surprise you at the right moment with gifts and love. A person who truely loves you. That is what a perfect husband is. I was married for 32 years until my wife passed away, and all of this is what I learned about being the perfect husband. Sometimes it takes years to finally get it.
Darn. I have watched a lot of the videos she stars in and am enchanted by her and her happy personality. I dreamed about what a great wife she would be. But alas, I only meet 2 of her 16 requirements but am not in prison.
@@shellirk2819 Yes I do - I clean my own room and do my own laundry. Of course, after marriage, I would hope for a little help with the laundry. It's just the other 14 I have trouble with. But one never finds a perfect match. She's not perfect either. Hardly ever says anything. Oh, wait, that might be a plus. But what dark secrets is she hiding?
Im a good man with a good heart. I have a good job. my own vehicle. Im a kind man that can still stand up for people who cant. Love animals. Not racist. A gifted artist. Wont put hands on a woman , child ,or animals, wont cheat, good looking, healthy, great sense of humor, and i will be there for her and still give her her space. Honest. People say im an amazing person... oh and im straight. so why am i alone ? I see woman with these guys that treat them like shit. Abuse them one way or another. I have so much love and passion and no one to give it to...
No. I've waited all my life for that man. I knew a man like that, but he got on the wrong side of the road, and he thought the grass was greener on the other side. I loved him so.
Is it possible to clone Joelle? Her smile alone would be enough to get my heart beating every morning!
Genius freaking joke. Absolute gold. Never saw it coming!!!
I thought he was going to say “in a Catholic monastery”.
Her definition of the perfect husband didn't sound like she wanted a husband it sounded like she wanted a pet
Truthfully it's what lib women want
A pet that even feeds itself.
No mention of sex
@user-AllenE Once married, that no longer happens frequently, anyway.
I'd feel sorry for her Pet!
I have rarely heard a man say he wants a perfect wife. One who is reasonably attractive, agreeable, respectful and helpful is sufficient for most men. And most men cannot find her.
Aww…
You are correct.
Quite true... I actually meet a lot of these "ideal" traits.
I'm up by 5:20 for my job. Home after the job. I workout, I rarely spend money without considering my options. I usually don't do a lot because I was saving my money for my future home and wife.... AND LO AND BEHOLD.... There are not many who give a damn....
@@gawarlock4148 Just asking but are you in prison? LOL
@@kregg-hy4gi 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kinda...I am a teacher! I'm just kidding. I really love my job. It is fun. But I can now see the comparison! LOL
At first The cow was listening, then said" I heard this one already" and went back to grazing🤣🤣
😂. Went back and watched it to see if the video meet your description and it does. Lol.
Not everyone has been to prison or worked in prison to know how TRUE this is. jmho
That's exactly the kind of husbands wives cheat on, because they're "boring".
Some women choose Peace over chaos
Absolutely right.
FACTS! Most women now spend their 20's "finding themselves" while dating (getting addicted to the early stage butterflies and enjoying the variety of sex) and then at 30-35 they settle down with a good man and get bored because stability isn't exciting. Divorce rates are sky high because women favour short term excitement over stability and family values.
@@casperinsight3524rare when they're under 40
That exact Husband I had (in prison) and still he Cheated on me
I used to date a woman named Ruth. Since we broke up I've been ruthless.
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Thank you. My first chuckle of the day.
Nice.
A man before marriage is incomplete. After he marries, he’s finished.😂😂
You mean he is completely finished?
Define finished, please. At 53 yrs of marriage, frau n i LONG from being 'finished' 😉
He's only Finish , if his roots are from Finland right ✅️ 😏 😉 😤 😀
Maybe finished but the divorce court still has to dissect the remains. LOL
"In prison." Really funny!!!
Yes.... that's marriage
He is there alright
Has anyone experienced a relationship where their household felt like a prison?
@@casperinsight3524 well after my ex kicked me out of the house I was paying for and I was broke and sleeping in the bed I was in when I was in HS to get rest so I could go work everyday to pay for the divorce? I did notice the sound of something I could not make it out right away. It turned out to be silence with no one bitching at me when I woke up. Do you mean something like that? Then yes.
We also call a man that can do all of that for himself a confirmed bachelor… That would be me…
By the way, most of us can do all of those things for ourselves, and we frequently do. Women frequently state that they don’t need a man, but it’s really the other way around.
It's both ways around. It just takes the right person who can live by themselves. Personally it's my preference.
@@turquoiseheart6320
Not to put too fine a point on it, but everything you see when you walk out the door in the morning, was invented, created in some way, manufactured, produced, and is maintained by a man.
@@kenriehl7852, not "everything" outside is maintained by man. What about the sun, moon, stars?
Lol here here... I'm 54 no kids and straight 👍been single most of my life. Total years of marriage 7. Married twice lol what can I say.. lol
You do know this is a JOKE right?
Humor is so good for the soul. Thank you. And to you lady; your demeanor, your reactions to the jokes, your wonderful smiles and you keep yourself so fit.❤
😂 you’re so right Rabbi
As a CO, this is hilarious!!!!😂😂😂😂
Are you a Commanding Officer ? Explain please.
@@christopher5585yes. That's what he meant.
Corrections Officer.
@@architakumar2579lol
@@ryanjordan7268 Well, that is correct.
There is no such man to be a perfect husband. Similarly, the opposite is also true. ❤
That is hilarious. Also, I love this ladies reaction because she knows that the description of this "perfect" husband is just silly.
Mike and Joelle are perfect for each other. Love them❤
She is a joy to watch during the videos.Very pretty too!
Beautiful honey. I love how funny the outcome to the joke. I love your laughs, giggle, and you. ❤❤❤
I LOVE their home, it looks like paradise
U till u want to just walk to get the basics like toilet paper and u have to walk 75mins to n fro. Or the gym or pharmacy
That’s really accurate! convicts are the only mens that fit that list!! 😂😂😂
I find this lady enticing and adorable !…
What I'd give to live like this. That's a scene straight out of a Ghibli film.
Love is kissing in the morning despite being warned of bad breath.
I guess love for you is just disgusting😅
Women kiss their dogs in the mouth but not their husbands. I wonder why ...
@@noctis129 Second to myself the dog might be better.
No. Love is brushing and rinsing so your partner doesn’t have to smell your disgusting mouth.
@@robertdees2150 who else been in her mouth 😂😂
One of the prettiest girl on You Tube!❤
Doesn't sound like a husband sounds like a single grown male
sounds like someone in prison or in a monastery
That’s a really cute girl!
Most of those ' perfect ' husbands
gave their lives in service of their country.
Light a candle 🕯 for them
on Memorial Day.
😂😂 Rabbi Y.Y. ❤
The perfect husband for me is someone who knows how to listen and will know what the relationship needs and will make choices that will be good for himself so that he could be happy and healthy so that we could be together for a long time. 😊
Well I'm right here.....
I have never been to prison, but I do all those things.
so you've spent your daily web allowance on this short and comment? 🤔😲
wow, impressive.. I applaud you 👏👏👍💪
@@peteroz7332I think it's kinda sad. Think about it all you have is 8 minutes of the internet that's it. And with all the information at our fingertips that in another time would've only been for kings queen's and the like. This THIS is what you do???
@@peteroz7332Wow😂😂😂
Is your real name Don Quixote? Not donkey o thee.
You must be single
I hope those men in prison get to see this. Oh yea, there are perfect wives there too. They obey and do what they are told without question, do their own laundry, keep their house clean, are polite, don't talk back and spend 8 hours in bed everyday.
Out in the wild, the perfect wife or woman who would make the perfect wife has a nickname - Unicorn!
Don't talk back?? Lol , 🤣😂🤣😂
sl@ves are like that too
So if that’s the case, then why are they in prison?
So she wants her man to work AND do the housework
I got A VERY GOOD QUESTION
What do I get in return if I'm doing everything
What a beautiful setting ❤
I was already thinking she was describing a prison inmate by the time she mentioned the time spent in the library.
Love ❣️ them country girls
Her expressions to these are great
oh yeah these kind of channels are just amazing lol, smh
@@scapegoat1313 Havin an anger issue or something there ? There's really nuthin here to get so uptight about.
Not hardly. It's just her expression. Or maybe saying these kind of channels are just amazing really means you're having bad internet day.@@unionse7en
@@scapegoat1313 you make a good point but not all are narcissists. Some are just goofy and maybe trying to make a buck. There's some that are easy to watch.
@@scapegoat1313Everytime I find an interesting speech about men and women and stuff on YT/TikTok there's a stranger (whose only accomplishment was buying a camera) covering half of the screen and making stupid faces, and me who's like "who the hell are you? I'm here for the audio, not for you"
That description is almost the exact description of my Husband (he spends more than 7mins online)....got me a Winner ladies.🤩
That is my exact description. I am no retired.
"That's the perfect husband, Rabbi Why Why.."
His cadence cracks me up lol. 😂😂
So you just stare at the camera. What a talent!
Agreed. Doesn't take much, I guess.
This is what women bring to the internet, yep.
First off, men aren't pets, they are people, human beings. Secondly, a perfect husband is someone who loves you and cares for you in times of sickness and in health, as well as gives you emotional support when needed. A person who spends time with you. A person who not only talks with you, but also listens to you. A person who makes you happy and knows how and when to put a smile on your face. A person who'll always be kind and never raise their voice or hand to you. A person who'll remember your birthdays and anniversaries. A person who knows how to surprise you at the right moment with gifts and love. A person who truely loves you. That is what a perfect husband is. I was married for 32 years until my wife passed away, and all of this is what I learned about being the perfect husband. Sometimes it takes years to finally get it.
Nice! Yes, it takes time…
I absolutely love it ❤
Great ! ! Best one I've ever heard . 😊
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now that really was a good joke 👍
Such lovely footage!
This was the best one yet.
Right on point.
The perfect husband...😂😂😂
Gee, I wish.....😂😂😂
GIVE CREDIT TO THE ORIGINAL CREATOR!
Damn you live in a beautiful place
That is a beautiful place to be.
Thanks for sharing your life and the great jokes.
Wow, so true....
I came here for the legs and she definitely has deluxe drumsticks!! I need a Time Machine. Thanks!
Darn. I have watched a lot of the videos she stars in and am enchanted by her and her happy personality. I dreamed about what a great wife she would be.
But alas, I only meet 2 of her 16 requirements but am not in prison.
Dang it! I'm sorry for you...😔
She's married... you don't meet _any_ of her requirements! 🤣 Just razzin ya. 😉
@@shellirk2819 Yes I do - I clean my own room and do my own laundry. Of course, after marriage, I would hope for a little help with the laundry. It's just the other 14 I have trouble with. But one never finds a perfect match.
She's not perfect either. Hardly ever says anything. Oh, wait, that might be a plus. But what dark secrets is she hiding?
It's not her, it's a woman who the Rabbi is speaking about!😮
@@CTMagnus You are right. Shame on me for thinking JoJo was like that. Thank you. I still have a chance after her divorce.
Great comedy....keep it going!
Based on the reality of life..Lol!😂
😂😂, true,
This is literally me 😂
Are u in the army?
Beautiful country. Y'all are always so funny. Thanks for always making me 😂 😂
😂 this is very true... punch at the end
I always like her reaction ❤
This one definitely deserved a follow! That was gr8! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I was thinking 🤔 a Priest or a Rabbi. But yes in Prison. Lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😄
Joelle's reaction to this is awesome.
She is so hilarious. 😂😂😂
That's a good one. Thank you for the laugh.
Great skit.
Jojo that's the one cow that is always looking at you and his ready to eat the water melon from your hand. Remember her markings.
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Thank you Rabbi for that answer 😎👍
We'll just open the Fantasy Shop by reaching our hand into the Dream World that doesn't exist.
That man that the women described is me. But I'm happily married
That's the voice of Rabbi YY Jacobson. Great person.
Hahahahaha real Eric without remotes Doll
The rabbi was right … every woman want something different in a partner.
I couldn't help but laugh at the end.
In prison... We don't do our own Laundry 🧺
Lol🤔☝️😂
I like this guys posts of his beautiful wife who laughs at his humor.
Im a good man with a good heart. I have a good job. my own vehicle. Im a kind man that can still stand up for people who cant. Love animals. Not racist. A gifted artist. Wont put hands on a woman , child ,or animals, wont cheat, good looking, healthy, great sense of humor, and i will be there for her and still give her her space. Honest. People say im an amazing person... oh and im straight. so why am i alone ? I see woman with these guys that treat them like shit. Abuse them one way or another. I have so much love and passion and no one to give it to...
Your acts are so funny, you are so pretty , God bless you and your family 🌞
You don’t get £200 for passing go on the way to jail though and WHO burgled the wrong house😂😂😂😂 CID amin FAB.
Loved his answer😅😅😅😅😅😅
omg.. this is too funny for so many reasons...
hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha, TOO D-A-M-N FUNNY AND TRUE UNFORTUNATELY
She asked and received a wonderful answer
No. I've waited all my life for that man. I knew a man like that, but he got on the wrong side of the road, and he thought the grass was greener on the other side. I loved him so.
had a woman that was perfect, but, she told me her wants/needs, she is with a guy who's 13 inches taller than me.
Absolutely Mike. 😂🤣
Perhaps women could dig deep, consider reflection and be grateful for just how wonderful are all the men in her life. Be grateful and say thank you.
Your wife would be so cool in A Viking type of movie she would play the perfect Viking character
She didn't laugh at that joke. Just smiled. Truth controls. 😂
You are so correct my friend 😂
The perfect husband should never give his wife everything she wants. She needs incentive to be the PERFECT wife.
D'OH!🤪🤣
Google is is trying to translate D'oh to English.. ROTFLMAO!
This has to be the most profound "joke" I've heard all year. What a life we live.
You guys must have the cleanest house ever.
I dont fit until the past part. 🤣
Straight up right 😂
😂😂😂.
That's a hilarious one👌👌
Pretty damn good punch line.
Bloody close to the truth as well. 😂
man says "this is the woman i want", woman says "i can change him"
Makes me think of that scene in Terminator 2 when Sarah Connor is describing the T800 as the perfect father.
He nailed it!
If she's your wife, you have a perfect wife❤
That’s about right! 😂😂