How Minecraft BREAD Was Weaponized on 2b2t

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @FitMC
    @FitMC  3 года назад +3008

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  • @MaxMears
    @MaxMears 3 года назад +9255

    "I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days" -The Soldier

    • @just_is
      @just_is 3 года назад +93

      *yes*

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 3 года назад +69

      Bruh how was a comment with just 1 like the third comment in the section
      _anyways, good comment_

    • @Benni259
      @Benni259 3 года назад +40

      Its sad seeing a dead rust channel. I love the game :(

    • @JoeyGames123
      @JoeyGames123 3 года назад +36

      WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?

    • @TheKsenpai
      @TheKsenpai 3 года назад +35

      THIS
      is a bucket.

  • @WeegeepieYT
    @WeegeepieYT 3 года назад +2398

    4:00 Dear god...

  • @Champion919Games
    @Champion919Games 3 года назад +5369

    R.I.P. Henry, gone, but not forgotten.

  • @guineapigdance3338
    @guineapigdance3338 3 года назад +353

    *HenryCarls fell to their death*
    _drops redstone_
    FitMC: "I spoke to Redstoner-"

  • @cooldude2722
    @cooldude2722 3 года назад +3459

    "What? No, how would you even weaponize _bread?_ That's ridiculous."
    "We weaponized _light."_

    • @DrNinja7
      @DrNinja7 3 года назад +64

      Weaponized light? Oh, hehehehehe

    • @ConArtist22310
      @ConArtist22310 3 года назад +61

      SCP 001 would like to know your location.

    • @scptime1188
      @scptime1188 3 года назад +91

      Next thing you know they're weaponising particle effects.

    • @DrNinja7
      @DrNinja7 3 года назад +31

      @@scptime1188 I swear to god if they will

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 3 года назад +23

      in the real world we have weaponized light

  • @banuno
    @banuno 3 года назад +544

    "I've doing nothing except teleporting bread for the past 2 days" also, rest in peace HenryCarls_

    • @geesecouchtaming7223
      @geesecouchtaming7223 3 года назад +16

      @Marcus Chorn i think he's joking about how valve can't count to 3

    • @Adin.0
      @Adin.0 3 года назад +1

      This is A bucket... dear god -red soldier

    • @BenDover-sx3jx
      @BenDover-sx3jx 3 года назад

      @@Adin.0 no....

    • @hammyboigaming904
      @hammyboigaming904 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @drdz1
      @drdz1 3 года назад

      Stupid soldier moment

  • @Nightshade-Aurora
    @Nightshade-Aurora 3 года назад +731

    By dying, Henry actually escaped the trap. Well played.

  • @kretan0657
    @kretan0657 3 года назад +3076

    R.I.P.
    HenryCarls
    A victim twice
    Press F to pay respects

  • @jorroxz7705
    @jorroxz7705 3 года назад +4212

    Lets be honest Redstoner is real nice of letting you document everything

  • @CrimsonGrowlithe
    @CrimsonGrowlithe 3 года назад +2612

    “So we’re fine, as long as no one teleports any bread...”
    “Question.”
    “What’s your question Soldier?”
    “I teleported bread.”
    “How much...”
    “I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.”

  • @capwnzor9342
    @capwnzor9342 Год назад +80

    Even though I'll probably never play on 2b2t, I love watching your videos because your presentation is just phenomenal. You cover very interesting topics and deliver the information very well. And your Kingdom Hearts background music makes my nerd heart happy. Keep up the great work!

  • @corcaighogormghus4618
    @corcaighogormghus4618 3 года назад +477

    Next video: How the minecraft title screen has been weaponized in 2b2t

    • @ilovefamilyguy64
      @ilovefamilyguy64 3 года назад +12

      Just you wait and see, they'll do it somehow

    • @piesio_4363
      @piesio_4363 3 года назад +6

      Next Next Video, How 2b2t players weaponized potatoes.

    • @jakub4184
      @jakub4184 3 года назад +2

      @@piesio_4363 nah they’ll weaponize dirt

    • @piesio_4363
      @piesio_4363 3 года назад +1

      @@jakub4184 na they will probably weaponize bats

    • @arens-yy8ge
      @arens-yy8ge 3 года назад

      if you give them the benefit of the doubt they will do it

  • @ThatNerdAlbert
    @ThatNerdAlbert 3 года назад +2646

    The memes of 2b2t players weaponizing everything that ever exists is becoming true

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm 3 года назад +14

      First time?

    • @mythalieon7829
      @mythalieon7829 3 года назад +93

      A week later: World border destroyed with dead bush

    • @WorlWyrm
      @WorlWyrm 3 года назад +13

      @@mythalieon7829 imagine that much power

    • @peterquill7049
      @peterquill7049 3 года назад +13

      Like the weapons weaponized Furnaces😂

    • @a_MhetOtw.4334
      @a_MhetOtw.4334 3 года назад +14

      Next is...... Baked potato

  • @thatwolfinyourbackyard6011
    @thatwolfinyourbackyard6011 3 года назад +225

    RIP Henry...
    " I only met him for 2 minutes"
    2021-2021

  • @shadowotter3116
    @shadowotter3116 2 года назад +11

    i was thinking it would spit you out into an area with dispensers shooting bread out at the player nonstop lagging their client with too many drops on the screen and the game desperately trying to handle the player picking them all up all at one time. this was even crazier.
    the stories about this server are just so interesting, its crazy that so much stuff has happened on a single server. none of the servers i have ever been on have been this eventful

  • @Mortal_Tezer
    @Mortal_Tezer 3 года назад +6770

    Hon hon baguette this is an interesting video

  • @matthewnagel7081
    @matthewnagel7081 3 года назад +2311

    Rule34 artists: *sexualizes everything*
    2b2t players: *weaponizes everything*

  • @wyattreno5113
    @wyattreno5113 3 года назад +849

    “Welcome to the bread bank. We sell bread. We got bread on deck, bread on the floor. *toasted.”*
    ‘Bro, stfu. I just want a weapon.’
    “Here. Bread.”

  • @Godzillay.
    @Godzillay. 3 года назад +71

    I like the part where FitMC is talkin bout something and then the person comes down and somehow dies even though there’s like a BUNCH of water and then FitMC just goes silent🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @FordGTStronk
    @FordGTStronk 3 года назад +1438

    “I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.”
    -Soldier from TF2

    • @fleetwoodmerda
      @fleetwoodmerda 3 года назад +19

      damn, was about to comment that

    • @Nothere8
      @Nothere8 3 года назад +24

      RIP Rick may

    • @Mushroom38294
      @Mushroom38294 3 года назад +12

      RIP Rick May

    • @Mushroom38294
      @Mushroom38294 3 года назад +5

      @@Nothere8 Don't do it. Don't make me cry

    • @IXMandalorianXI
      @IXMandalorianXI 3 года назад +4

      I did CTRL-F for this comment, I was not disappointed!

  • @Ooblez
    @Ooblez 3 года назад +488

    If TF2 didn't make teleporting bread deadly yet, this did.

    • @_moonlightmelody_
      @_moonlightmelody_ 3 года назад +29

      *I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days*
      Solider TF2

    • @IdkMaestro
      @IdkMaestro 3 года назад +3

      I thinked the same idea lol

    • @TheRealPixeled
      @TheRealPixeled 3 года назад +3

      I wonder if Fit intentionally referenced TF2

    • @DeepfriedChips
      @DeepfriedChips 3 года назад +2

      I have never ran into any regrets that I watched Expiration Date

    • @wheatleygaming3652
      @wheatleygaming3652 3 года назад +1

      "that's cool and all but...
      can you draw her teleporting bread?" - me

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +1950

    "Wait, so it was light all along?"
    Bakers: Always has been

    • @expurplechiaotzu
      @expurplechiaotzu 3 года назад +14

      All according to plan.

    • @ahlunhaqqi2083
      @ahlunhaqqi2083 3 года назад +8

      all according to "keikaku'
      keikaku means plan

    • @zabir2856
      @zabir2856 3 года назад +1

      Btw u so everything I go u come wiht me?

    • @flamie-1023
      @flamie-1023 3 года назад

      soo, they are lighters instead?

    • @YURIexr
      @YURIexr 3 года назад +1

      Hi

  • @jackharold6547
    @jackharold6547 3 года назад +82

    You are very respected on this server, yet I have very rarely heard you mention you were part of any incursions or major groups, yet you are on good terms with so many high profile players.

    • @orcastrike7750
      @orcastrike7750 2 года назад +25

      I mean news reporters in a warzone irl aren’t participating in the war or being attacked, that’s what I see Fit as

    • @Paragonoflaziness
      @Paragonoflaziness Год назад +5

      @@orcastrike7750 u have very little knowledge of war reporters if you think they aren’t attacked

    • @lilypaddington1797
      @lilypaddington1797 Год назад +3

      @@Paragonoflaziness imagine necroposting a 4 month old youtube comment just to tell someone they're wrong about a topic none of us know anything about 🤡

    • @Paragonoflaziness
      @Paragonoflaziness Год назад +14

      @@lilypaddington1797 dam so we making up words
      Imagine goofling words just to schmadmit on me

    • @wxl2562
      @wxl2562 Год назад +12

      ​@@lilypaddington1797 "necroposting" 💀
      Bro go touch grass

  • @mattgamei5vods649
    @mattgamei5vods649 3 года назад +451

    rip henry he will be remembered as a hero who survived the ban but couldn't survive terminal velocity

  • @Blluesargent
    @Blluesargent 3 года назад +1488

    The comment section has been split into two categories
    1. Henry
    2. TF2 references

  • @He1IoStuff
    @He1IoStuff 3 года назад +585

    By now the titles aren't even surprising
    *"How dirt was used to kill everyone in a 1000 block radius"*

    • @vraihan5563
      @vraihan5563 3 года назад +3

      @The Spatza bruh we believe what we believe and you can do nothing about it

    • @unrealix7x7unrealix79
      @unrealix7x7unrealix79 3 года назад +9

      @The Spatza Potatoes are real, we got god which is real.

    • @nh_999
      @nh_999 3 года назад +14

      "How cobblestone wall was used to get your social security number"

    • @isum9674
      @isum9674 3 года назад +4

      how seeds instantly exploded everyones computer

    • @cinemonster02
      @cinemonster02 3 года назад

      I will wait....... I WILL

  • @Null42x86
    @Null42x86 Год назад +20

    Anything can be a weapon if you are brave enough

  • @MrBallReal
    @MrBallReal 3 года назад +786

    2021: “how bread was weaponized in 2b2t”
    2030: “how air was weaponized in 2b2t”

    • @outlxndish
      @outlxndish 3 года назад +34

      "The oxygen breathers"

    • @hozic9929
      @hozic9929 3 года назад +2

      Oh no

    • @hazzabomb707
      @hazzabomb707 3 года назад +15

      2050: How 2b2t was weaponized in 2b2t

    • @caseyroenneburg9883
      @caseyroenneburg9883 3 года назад +3

      Meh. More like 2022/2023

    • @New_Germany
      @New_Germany 3 года назад +4

      @Terminator PlayZz *how 2b2t was weaponised as a wepon*

  • @thunderf1cht869
    @thunderf1cht869 3 года назад +358

    This is the perfect example:
    Never accept bread, shulkers or enchantment tables from strangers

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 3 года назад +19

      never accept anything from anyone

    • @holimoli8802
      @holimoli8802 3 года назад +5

      have you ever actually played 2b2t for more than a day?

    • @ShadyHero
      @ShadyHero 3 года назад +2

      homeless people at the soup kitchen:

    • @dustcat420
      @dustcat420 3 года назад +1

      Berad

    • @reychiu2581
      @reychiu2581 3 года назад

      @@-WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW unoriginal reply

  • @jamesgardner4athp
    @jamesgardner4athp 3 года назад +449

    "I'll See You On The Other Side Henry"
    Henry: "I'm On The Other Side"

  • @colincmx5583
    @colincmx5583 2 года назад +3

    The scene of Henry’s death is the most replayed part of the video
    F in the chat

  • @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU
    @AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOU 3 года назад +1882

    Rest in piece
    The Skeleton Henry
    He experienced kinetic energy

  • @TheMagneticDude
    @TheMagneticDude 3 года назад +329

    "TELL ME WHERE YOUR STASH IS! Dont make me bring out the *BREAD* "
    "OH NO NOT NOT THE BREAD"

  • @lucasVP_
    @lucasVP_ 3 года назад +658

    2b2t: Will be fine, as long as nobody teleports any bread...
    2b2tcommunity: I TELEPORTED BREAD

    • @Mark_Master1
      @Mark_Master1 3 года назад +13

      2b2t players would find and exploit to maximise bread teleporting efficiency

    • @kbd_gidi4096
      @kbd_gidi4096 3 года назад +2

      @@RogueOrdinary 33 seconds ago 🤔 looks kinda sus

    • @thepenguinwithagun7145
      @thepenguinwithagun7145 3 года назад +8

      I've been teleporting bread for the past 3 days

    • @MrFenixo
      @MrFenixo 3 года назад +10

      I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

    • @Goodgu3963
      @Goodgu3963 3 года назад +1

      @@RogueOrdinary I was subscribed, but I unsubscribed just because of this comment! lol

  • @mingxu8695
    @mingxu8695 3 года назад +9

    9:41 my fellow comrade, rest in piece

  • @krzycki9688
    @krzycki9688 3 года назад +402

    "I was doing nothing but teleporting bread for 72 h strait"
    * expiration date animation flashbacks *

    • @lolvan0648
      @lolvan0648 3 года назад +5

      I been teleporting bread from 3 days.

    • @greymo983
      @greymo983 3 года назад

      This is a bucket

    • @lolvan0648
      @lolvan0648 3 года назад

      @@greymo983 dear god

    • @greymo983
      @greymo983 3 года назад

      @@lolvan0648 there’s more to it

    • @lolvan0648
      @lolvan0648 3 года назад

      @@greymo983 NO

  • @seatray_real
    @seatray_real 3 года назад +412

    -Do not get in portal with bread.
    -Question.
    -Yes Martin?
    -Ive teleported with bread.
    -You W H A T
    -I did nothing but teleport with bread for past 3 days.

    • @IlIA8lTIll.
      @IlIA8lTIll. 3 года назад +3

      Tf2 ?

    • @N25_CT13
      @N25_CT13 3 года назад

      @@IlIA8lTIll. yes

    • @LonicTH
      @LonicTH 3 года назад +4

      Soldier, he is the best character of TF2 in terms of Comedy

    • @flare5058
      @flare5058 3 года назад

      Where have you been teleporting them

    • @Headgasket-
      @Headgasket- 3 года назад

      Ah a tf2 reference

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 3 года назад +766

    the deadpan pause after the guy failed his jump is priceless

    • @cityfan2061
      @cityfan2061 3 года назад +16

      Lol I laughed so hard

    • @wormfury8456
      @wormfury8456 3 года назад +8

      im dying in class bc of that

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 2 года назад +8

      I also laughed at the guy burning himself while trying to lit the portal XD

  • @cooLoutlet
    @cooLoutlet Год назад +2

    Duuude I remember this. I ran across the gang in the Nether and politely declined their offer, figuring it was a trap of some sort. Then just my luck, I ran into it on the highway by accident and got banned. I was so upset and confused because I had just purchased prio that day. Nice one, Redstoner and associates!

  • @cheezpuf7838
    @cheezpuf7838 3 года назад +255

    R.I.P Henry ;-; i hope you treasure that piece of redstone forever

    • @honkbonk1868
      @honkbonk1868 3 года назад +3

      Don’t worry I’m still here

  • @jerydeath
    @jerydeath 3 года назад +488

    “HAHAHA, I TELEPORTED BREEAAAAAD!!!” -The Soldier

    • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
      @du_nut_tuch_me4230 3 года назад +6

      "Question."
      "What's your question, soldier?"
      "I teleported bread"
      "What..."
      "You told me to."
      "How much..."
      "I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days"
      "Where! where have you been sending it?!"

    • @gucci_sp0nge570
      @gucci_sp0nge570 3 года назад

      *Scout opens door for Mrs. Paulings* AHHAHGHAGHAHGHAGH *big booger bread attacks*

  • @diobutchill7537
    @diobutchill7537 3 года назад +669

    next time: how Minecraft AIR became the MOST POWERFULL tool on MINECRAFT'S OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER

  • @1jovsby
    @1jovsby Год назад +2

    “Question”
    “What’s your question soldier”
    “I have teleported bread”
    “What!?!”
    .Tf2 soldier was never seen again

  • @Burabityn
    @Burabityn 3 года назад +652

    "Question."
    "What's your question soldier?"
    "I teleported bread."

    • @Protofall
      @Protofall 3 года назад +12

      I love how that's not a question. Good job Soldier.

    • @midnightbat344
      @midnightbat344 3 года назад +5

      @@Protofall rop rick may

    • @BlindingWulf
      @BlindingWulf 3 года назад +5

      TF2 memes funny

    • @Protofall
      @Protofall 3 года назад +4

      @@midnightbat344 Rest on Peace, smother it, be the ultimate killing machine! - Soldier, probably.

    • @mrbread9432
      @mrbread9432 3 года назад +3

      "how much bread?"

  • @BluBird12
    @BluBird12 3 года назад +302

    When you do nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

    • @Idah09H
      @Idah09H 3 года назад +5

      This is a bucket

    • @bracixfan3734
      @bracixfan3734 3 года назад +6

      @@Idah09H dear God

    • @BluBird12
      @BluBird12 3 года назад +4

      @@bracixfan3734 there's more

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 3 года назад +4

      @@BluBird12 Nooo....

    • @GalacticTension
      @GalacticTension 3 года назад +2

      Rip Rick May
      "You were good son real good, maybe even the best."

  • @Smeeeeeghead
    @Smeeeeeghead 3 года назад +159

    Its nice to see the TF2 and 2B2T communties get along so well.

  • @Slaymisi
    @Slaymisi 2 года назад +1

    Next the poisonous potato gets weaponized and trying to eat it explodes the hardware that 2b2t is on

  • @Source_of_Sanctuary
    @Source_of_Sanctuary 3 года назад +268

    "Players have found a way to weaponize the most unlikely item..." - FitMC, every other month.

  • @lilbud-0078
    @lilbud-0078 3 года назад +150

    RIP : HenryCarls_
    2021-2021
    Gone but not forgotten. D:

  • @aliabbasing
    @aliabbasing 3 года назад +255

    9:42 F's in the chat Bois, a soldier has fallen :'(

  • @gównokupasraka
    @gównokupasraka 2 года назад +3

    Engineer:So we're fine as long as nobody teleports any bread
    Soldier:I teleported bread

  • @birdoverbird
    @birdoverbird 3 года назад +263

    "I fear no man"
    "but that... thing"
    *bread*
    "It scares me"

    • @bread1048
      @bread1048 3 года назад +4

      Bread

    • @birdoverbird
      @birdoverbird 3 года назад +2

      @@bread1048 OUT OF THIS HOUSE, DEMON!

    • @Sgtlog123
      @Sgtlog123 3 года назад +1

      lmao

    • @iatsarulashvili3893
      @iatsarulashvili3893 3 года назад

      That's teleported bread.

    • @birdoverbird
      @birdoverbird 3 года назад

      @@iatsarulashvili3893 I have done nothing but teleport bread for the last three days!

  • @greeny5549
    @greeny5549 3 года назад +176

    “I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days”
    -Soldier

  • @karmatical5837
    @karmatical5837 3 года назад +785

    *"If anything exist, it can be a weapon"*
    - 2b2t player, 2021

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 Год назад +1

    “I’m really interested to see how bread mixes into to all of……” *broken bones*

  • @neijrr
    @neijrr 3 года назад +502

    Housemaster: "So everything is good as long as nobody teleports bread"
    Bakery: "I have a question"
    Housemaster: "What is your question, Bakery?"
    Bakery: "I teleported bread"
    Housemaster: "Where?! WHERE YOU HAVE TELEPORTED IT?!"

  • @speeg1326
    @speeg1326 3 года назад +182

    “I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.”

  • @theguythatexists2719
    @theguythatexists2719 3 года назад +760

    Next year probably: How Minecraft cows were weaponized on 2b2t

    • @pj6833
      @pj6833 3 года назад +4

      Xd

    • @finnishyank7413
      @finnishyank7413 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @DosGamerMan
      @DosGamerMan 3 года назад +17

      Name tag exploit

    • @TheoddLegend
      @TheoddLegend 3 года назад +10

      Shhhh. The dairy farmers are working on it right now

    • @Omar-yt7zf
      @Omar-yt7zf 3 года назад +7

      On some HCF servers cow spawn eggs were actually weaponised and used to get into bases by spawning the cows onto pressure plates, causing the player to be able to enter the base

  • @makcings4764
    @makcings4764 2 года назад +1

    i think at this point id be running away from dropped seed item on ground from being too skeptical in 2b2t

  • @Technodog
    @Technodog 3 года назад +290

    “They must of ran out of bread so now there using god apples to lead me to the portal”
    Only on 2b2t

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 2 года назад +3

      tbt2? lol

    • @Technodog
      @Technodog 2 года назад +2

      @@rawmaw crap

    • @rawmaw
      @rawmaw 2 года назад +2

      @@Technodog you got 1 letter right in the entire acronym lmao
      All's fine

    • @puppergump4117
      @puppergump4117 2 года назад +14

      @@Technodog tbt2, the anarchist oldey minecraft in server

  • @halshuford541
    @halshuford541 3 года назад +293

    “What is your weapon of choice?”
    “Bread”
    “Wait what?”

  • @vali_bg5234
    @vali_bg5234 3 года назад +422

    We all laughed at the lady trying to rob a bakery with a baguette, but in all those years she was actually onto something.

    • @kaiserofgaming6992
      @kaiserofgaming6992 3 года назад +12

      People on 2b2t be like: no no she,s got a point.

    • @Sypaka
      @Sypaka 2 года назад +3

      She baked in an AK47, you just dont see it.

  • @Tilb0
    @Tilb0 2 года назад +2

    Breaking news 2B2T uses Pink dye as a nuclear weapon

  • @OmegaJX
    @OmegaJX 3 года назад +273

    "I've done nothing but Weaponize bread for three days"

    • @lcggr0022
      @lcggr0022 3 года назад +26

      Where? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN WEAPONISING IT?

    • @OmegaJX
      @OmegaJX 3 года назад +15

      @@lcggr0022 **loud crash**

    • @lcggr0022
      @lcggr0022 3 года назад +10

      @@OmegaJX Fit, I get one day off a year and you just wasted it on this? Goodbye

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 3 года назад +4

      Just leave a Baguette to dry it's stronger than a diamond sword i tell you that

    • @user-jn1gk9gp2e
      @user-jn1gk9gp2e 3 года назад

      I like potatoes

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 3 года назад +375

    2:06
    "And I like his chemical-based playstyle"
    Fit is into chemical warfare confirmed

    • @TotalPoatification
      @TotalPoatification 3 года назад +18

      Germany in WW1 be like:

    • @azurella_5553
      @azurella_5553 3 года назад +3

      I feel like I've seen Fit pvp'ing in the trenches at Berlin, he's also been apart of PVP Faction wars during the Stone Age.

    • @bitonic589
      @bitonic589 2 года назад

      He said that right when I read your comment, no like exactly 1 second after

  • @clarkkent1473
    @clarkkent1473 2 года назад +1

    Pov: the machine turns you into a vampire and you get banned into dust

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 3 года назад +552

    I was literally joking about this like a couple of days ago.

    • @Pantatstic
      @Pantatstic 3 года назад +1

      bruhhhhhh

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! Let me get this perfectly straight: You comment something that is completely unrelated to the fact that I have two HAZARDOUSLY HOT girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr worldwide, it is really incredible. Yet you did not mention it at all. I am VERY disappointed, dear oow

    • @coughingpenguin4346
      @coughingpenguin4346 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @loganwernicke7604
      @loganwernicke7604 3 года назад

      We all did

    • @Silver_Sonic_23
      @Silver_Sonic_23 3 года назад

      AxxL, what are the names of your two girlfriends?

  • @mynamesjames8186
    @mynamesjames8186 3 года назад +451

    Gordon Ramsay: “YOURE BREAD IS SO STALE PEOPLE WEAPONIZE IT”

    • @generichomosapien4666
      @generichomosapien4666 3 года назад +16

      *”2b2t has weaponized oxygen, breathing is now a privilege.”*

    • @mynamesjames8186
      @mynamesjames8186 3 года назад +10

      @@generichomosapien4666 “A group in 2b2t weaponized air, everystep you take you get BANNED”

    • @nunnyboy0511
      @nunnyboy0511 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @astroorbis
      @astroorbis 3 года назад

      @@generichomosapien4666 Players found out how to modify the NBT data of air. Now anyone in it will get instantly kicked on join.

    • @Inhale_8632
      @Inhale_8632 3 года назад +1

      @@astroorbis air doesn't have an nbt value because if it did then it there would be an oxygen bar on top of your hunger and healthbar, because that's the only use. Unless of course you MAKE an nbt value for it (hausemaster only) then yes, plus the nbt of air (if it even exists) can only be edited by hausemaster, since he owns the server and the files in it (more than 1 TB)

  • @crusaderanimation6967
    @crusaderanimation6967 2 года назад +1

    4CHan: Militarized autism.
    2b2t: If it exist it will be militarized.

  • @samanathebanana9122
    @samanathebanana9122 3 года назад +111

    Man, henry's death was sadder than literally any netflix show characters death

  • @fefs3977
    @fefs3977 3 года назад +791

    i swear this man's gravestone's quote is gonna be "oldest anarchy server in Minecraft"

  • @TheVoices69
    @TheVoices69 3 года назад +254

    Next title: How 2B2T Managed to break minecaft using dancing parrots.

    • @alexcount5130
      @alexcount5130 3 года назад +8

      Don't give them ideal

    • @jenshep1720
      @jenshep1720 3 года назад +6

      easy, spawn so many that it crashes your game.

    • @captanredbeard2603
      @captanredbeard2603 3 года назад +7

      that's actually a possibility. you could get tons of parrots and overload some system

    • @llamathenerd1672
      @llamathenerd1672 3 года назад +1

      That one honestly makes more sense than using bread

    • @perplexedpro
      @perplexedpro 3 года назад

      Wait a minute expect a video about that in about 5-6 months

  • @ChinaNightCoreX
    @ChinaNightCoreX Год назад +1

    Funny how Henry just died from high heights and then FITMC just paused momentarily in silence. I should turn that into a meme

  • @corbinhales1084
    @corbinhales1084 3 года назад +245

    Mojang: makes item
    2B2T players: hey look it's a new weapon.

    • @maskaradebannana6925
      @maskaradebannana6925 3 года назад +5

      What enchants would bread have 🤔?

    • @maskaradebannana6925
      @maskaradebannana6925 3 года назад +5

      Loafing 5?
      Puffing 2?

    • @alexg9601
      @alexg9601 3 года назад +2

      @@maskaradebannana6925 Unmolding III

    • @user-yw3ic8qc1h
      @user-yw3ic8qc1h 3 года назад +4

      imagine when 2b goes in 1.16 ...
      Mojang : we added crossbows but it's a weapon so we made it able to shoot so pretty sparkly multicoloured firework

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 3 года назад +2

      Thats like the US in game

  • @skip8424
    @skip8424 3 года назад +158

    "But the server is finally is getting ready to update to 1.16" Can't wait for people to start weaponizing striders

    • @danikisikan9821
      @danikisikan9821 3 года назад +2

      Or Fungi

    • @villals
      @villals 3 года назад +3

      Or Somehow make piglins tp to every player and insta kill poeple

    • @dragoned7685
      @dragoned7685 3 года назад +6

      Flying striders that move super quickly!
      Striders that kick anyone who rides them from the server!
      Striders that can be used to track players using the function of following the fungi on a stick!
      The possibilities are endless.

    • @alexg9601
      @alexg9601 3 года назад +2

      i kind of forgot striders existed to be honest

    • @AckReick
      @AckReick 3 года назад +1

      They’re gonna weaponise pigstep in some way

  • @dipsauce6725
    @dipsauce6725 3 года назад +188

    "what are you in for"
    "bread"
    "DId ya steal it"
    "the bread stole me"

  • @vuk_ustipak
    @vuk_ustipak 3 года назад +3

    "Whether teleporting bread has anything to do with the ban process"
    Wou are telling me right now that they TELEPORTED BREAD?!?!??!!??!?!!

  • @chocopanda1364
    @chocopanda1364 3 года назад +77

    Poor Henry.. when he perished he dropped red stone that seemed like it was imitating blood. 😭

  • @officerpolarbear8670
    @officerpolarbear8670 3 года назад +49

    9:40
    RIP HenryCarls_
    Your swift demise will never be forgotten

  • @SydDeus
    @SydDeus 3 года назад +46

    I love how he put an ad when he was about to go through the portal, that was a slick move.

  • @plaguer.g.
    @plaguer.g. 11 месяцев назад +1

    I hearby declare that Rule 78 is “if it exists, it becomes a weapon”

  • @2b2t26
    @2b2t26 3 года назад +279

    "**bread is weaponized**
    2b2t players: Yeah just another monday

  • @Dolphin002
    @Dolphin002 3 года назад +46

    Furnaces: Use an exploit in a server's plugin and the fact that block entities are laggy
    Enchantment table: Has an animation that lags your game in large quantities
    Bread: Literally just bread

  • @Tpf1
    @Tpf1 3 года назад +60

    9:45 First time crying during one of Fit's videos :(

    • @villals
      @villals 3 года назад +2

      Bro i want henry to come back:C

  • @BZBURGR
    @BZBURGR 2 года назад +1

    The switch to advertisement was smooth ngl.

  • @catchercat_yt3503
    @catchercat_yt3503 3 года назад +299

    “Teleporting bread”
    +The Soldier from tf2 wants to know your location+

    • @davidmingle1650
      @davidmingle1650 3 года назад +7

      * slams scout into the table angrily*

    • @catchercat_yt3503
      @catchercat_yt3503 3 года назад +7

      @@davidmingle1650 “dAAAggh! We ca-not te-le-port BREAD anymore!!”

    • @ruins4
      @ruins4 3 года назад +4

      Soldier is dead

    • @numericoezekiel8366
      @numericoezekiel8366 3 года назад +3

      Rip rick may f

    • @Lumegrin
      @Lumegrin 3 года назад +5

      *All I have been doing is teleporting bread for three days.*

  • @joriss.1239
    @joriss.1239 3 года назад +347

    The machine that accidentally turns people immortal sounds like an SCP

    • @keiyakins
      @keiyakins 3 года назад +4

      It's literally a story over there. The end of death.

    • @Dimensional597
      @Dimensional597 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @5spec
      @5spec 2 года назад

      Because of course everything is an SCP nowadays, dingus .

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +66

    Bread: [Gets weaponized on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.]
    France: *First time?*

  • @IndominusGLP1
    @IndominusGLP1 2 года назад +1

    2B2T: we weaponised end crystals!
    Also 2B: bred

  • @phari4820
    @phari4820 3 года назад +70

    At this point I don't even get surprised anymore
    2b2t really is something else

  • @MewPurPur
    @MewPurPur 3 года назад +90

    The true weapon are the friends we made along the way.

    • @jukedbyw1tch
      @jukedbyw1tch 3 года назад

      Leave immediately or im calling the police

    • @Boogeyman108
      @Boogeyman108 3 года назад

      True

    • @bonedust9359
      @bonedust9359 3 года назад +4

      So the use is my freind bone to make a sword out if his spine the collar bone will be my sword holder and the spine is the sharp edge of my blade ir i use his skull to break some rocks to make some bits of rock so i can make my blade more sharper with the stone bits the teeth will always sharp my blade edge to make it more sharper so that is the use

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself 3 года назад +3

      Anime protagonists on 2b2t

    • @astralguardoriginal
      @astralguardoriginal 3 года назад

      Technoblade reference

  • @psychodog8117
    @psychodog8117 3 года назад +243

    “I have teleported bread!”
    “You What?!”

    • @jerydeath
      @jerydeath 3 года назад +2

      Yessssss tf2

    • @nickkayfabe6147
      @nickkayfabe6147 3 года назад +4

      “You told me to.”
      “How. Much?”

    • @davidamiago
      @davidamiago 3 года назад +4

      "I've done nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days"
      "Where? Where have you been sending it?!"

    • @RandomPerson-mt1oy
      @RandomPerson-mt1oy 3 года назад

      "A Bakery in Berlin."

    • @jett9631
      @jett9631 3 года назад +1

      @@davidamiago *bread monster noises*

  • @uniformsyter927
    @uniformsyter927 2 года назад +2

    For a second I thought bread was not an object in Minecraft. Nooooo

  • @edraymundones6890
    @edraymundones6890 3 года назад +54

    These bois made the line “Breaking Bread” to a whole other level bruh

    • @TheObsilvianPL
      @TheObsilvianPL 3 года назад +1

      Baking Bread

    • @foxnfrill
      @foxnfrill 3 года назад

      There was no fellowship involved, thats not the flesh of christ at all.

  • @swanlord4292
    @swanlord4292 3 года назад +31

    I legit got sad when Henry didn't make the jump. His life ended before it even really began......

  • @elitely6748
    @elitely6748 3 года назад +114

    Where in the world is the 2B2T community getting all these ideas

    • @pro-winner-hero
      @pro-winner-hero 3 года назад +9

      When your stuck w the same things you get creative

    • @Gol.D.Kaiju.
      @Gol.D.Kaiju. 3 года назад +3

      Drugs

    • @ChipsterNene
      @ChipsterNene 3 года назад +1

      Yeah how Many time have they been stuck on 1.12??? And always have new exploits and ideas

    • @judgementbird2248
      @judgementbird2248 3 года назад +3

      I mean, in a place with no rules you can really mess around with anything all you want to see what chaos eventually breaks out from your experimenting.

    • @elitely6748
      @elitely6748 3 года назад +4

      @@judgementbird2248 some people just want to watch the world burn

  • @Bxxbble
    @Bxxbble 3 года назад +4

    Fit mind:oh, probably everyone will be interested in Redstoner, the bread thing, or to see if i will survive.
    Viewers:Poor Henry the skeleton carls, we will miss him,he was the best part of the video ngl

  • @speedshy4506
    @speedshy4506 3 года назад +261

    Has anyone else thought of what 2B2T would be like in Minecraft: Education Edition?

    • @tobikat8865
      @tobikat8865 3 года назад +35

      Haha ice bomb go brrrrr

    • @doomslayer2088
      @doomslayer2088 3 года назад +2

      @@tobikat8865 lol

    • @Reyelguey
      @Reyelguey 3 года назад +2

      I have it on my school iPad and there’s no servers

    • @platinumgames1314
      @platinumgames1314 3 года назад +7

      @@Reyelguey until one day... there is

    • @finnbarm
      @finnbarm 3 года назад +6

      Aka. What 2b2t would be like in Minecraft bedrock

  • @adamking5215
    @adamking5215 3 года назад +138

    "We have done nothing but teleport people with bread for 3 days" -the bakery (TF2 reference)

    • @golirasmonk
      @golirasmonk 3 года назад +7

      @@-WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW that's... what a reference is...

    • @reychiu2581
      @reychiu2581 3 года назад

      @@-WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW unoriginal