How 2b2t's "Immortality Machine" was Made

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2020
  • Today we uncover how immortality was accidentally discovered on the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft, and why achieving it came at a cost.
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  • @FitMC
    @FitMC  3 года назад +8014

    Nothing on this server surprises me anymore. If you want to support the channel, you can try Dashlane Premium for free on your first device: www.dashlane.com/FitMC

  • @TexasRailfan2008
    @TexasRailfan2008 3 года назад +11322

    This sounds like Chernobyl but in reverse

    • @eclipse130
      @eclipse130 3 года назад +21

      ?

    • @MoBallin
      @MoBallin 3 года назад +219

      The Radioactive shit givin peeps *Cancerous Super Powers*

    • @oogaooga0000
      @oogaooga0000 3 года назад +8

      e

    • @simsim9755
      @simsim9755 3 года назад +40

      Nigeria

    • @opd690
      @opd690 3 года назад +21

      Understandable have a great day.

  • @Alice-FE
    @Alice-FE 3 года назад +9024

    This server is so old, it's developing it's own unique glitches

  • @Alernategem
    @Alernategem 3 года назад +5524

    2b2t is feeling more and more like one of those advanced civilizations that disappear before the story begins in a fantasy setting

    • @AM-jx3zf
      @AM-jx3zf 2 года назад +319

      Imagine all players accounts get suddenly deleted. How you'd feel walking the empty landscape

    • @goldntea8714
      @goldntea8714 2 года назад +56

      Aka zelda botw

    • @Kunnoc
      @Kunnoc 2 года назад +36

      Just like how the ancients discover thulecite

    • @adn1135
      @adn1135 2 года назад +33

      the story of how Minecraft is made

    • @ariesleo7396
      @ariesleo7396 2 года назад +11

      Enderman

  • @kbertret5636
    @kbertret5636 3 года назад +1124

    These guys becoming invincible after standing next to a server destroying machine is one of the most superheroic minecraft story I've ever heard

  • @stanz47
    @stanz47 3 года назад +4113

    “Most unlikely place”
    2b2t could literally create a god in Minecraft and nobody would think twice

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 года назад +86

      tbh they have done that before

    • @jshtng78
      @jshtng78 3 года назад +126

      TFW people can obtain World Edit powers in 2b2t and that is still insufficient to be considered a god by the other players of that server.

    • @itsfreerealestate1204
      @itsfreerealestate1204 3 года назад +38

      house master is the God of the 2b2t because he's the admin

    • @gamespace6856
      @gamespace6856 3 года назад +60

      I wouldn't be surprised if they eventually found a way to get into the Pentagons computers from the server at this point

    • @toothpasteman3400
      @toothpasteman3400 3 года назад +18

      @@gamespace6856 *flashbacks to the hacking of U.S nukes*

  • @isaac_7043
    @isaac_7043 3 года назад +5714

    it’s funny how many big things are found on accident

    • @nas9229
      @nas9229 3 года назад +301

      Me discovering your mother for the first time

    • @isaac_7043
      @isaac_7043 3 года назад +24

      @@nas9229 what

    • @cjmartinez8318
      @cjmartinez8318 3 года назад +87

      @@nas9229 🇲 🇾 🇦 🇸 🇸

    • @sabersroommate8293
      @sabersroommate8293 3 года назад +50

      @@nas9229 Me with your dad.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +17

      Gunpowder

  • @sylent1
    @sylent1 3 года назад +569

    Fit in 2024:
    How 2b2t found the key to time travel

    • @kraskaska
      @kraskaska 2 года назад +11

      travel back to the origins

    • @internalbg1218
      @internalbg1218 2 года назад +14

      That's easy.
      Settings
      Time
      Turn off automatically
      Set the time u want
      e z

    • @PaggleStaggleBabbledNWaggled
      @PaggleStaggleBabbledNWaggled 2 года назад +3

      @@internalbg1218 yeah its so easy im a time traveller myself but im doing it in a diffrent way

    • @lycandusk7263
      @lycandusk7263 2 года назад +1

      @@PaggleStaggleBabbledNWaggled ez

    • @vinsplayer2634
      @vinsplayer2634 Год назад +3

      They backdoor to use /time set

  • @marleniespinoza3517
    @marleniespinoza3517 3 года назад +858

    Mumbo Jumbo is gonna go crazy if he finds this.

  • @ajrpafishing9426
    @ajrpafishing9426 3 года назад +3597

    “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft”
    Never gets old

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 года назад +34

      But what if Fit himself gets old?

    • @junjun8855
      @junjun8855 3 года назад +29

      @@danielawesome36 O H S H I T

    • @hydrophant
      @hydrophant 3 года назад +24

      @@danielawesome36 Nope, Fit will be forever the age he is right now. So long as 2b2t is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 3 года назад +9

      @@hydrophant "The youngest and oldest Oldest Anarchy Server Reviewer and Archivist in Minecraft."

    • @Scout-xw1uk
      @Scout-xw1uk 3 года назад +2

      I read this as he said it

  • @simsim9755
    @simsim9755 3 года назад +18692

    Everybody gangsta until the cure of cancer is discovered on 2b2t

    • @Feu_Ghost
      @Feu_Ghost 3 года назад +488

      Ironic

    • @xhbirohx2214
      @xhbirohx2214 3 года назад +327

      just wait

    • @Rhyton
      @Rhyton 3 года назад +267

      Everyone still gangsta'

    • @rugved
      @rugved 3 года назад +41

      lol

    • @leodiusd4858
      @leodiusd4858 3 года назад +276

      They will weaponice it first

  • @justsomeguywithoutalife230
    @justsomeguywithoutalife230 3 года назад +314

    This immortality machine has thought me that anything is possible, even if it just came from an accident.

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 2 года назад

      if you still watch fit he made a really cool video about ane xploit that led to the downfall of 2bt2 or the old version of it its his newwest video

    • @edythebeast7087
      @edythebeast7087 Год назад

      Taught*

    • @luigimrlgaming9484
      @luigimrlgaming9484 11 месяцев назад

      Penicillin, the first antibiotic invented which saved many lives was invented on accident.

  • @sirtangerine1465
    @sirtangerine1465 2 года назад +1737

    Mojang: Creates Totems of undying to prevent players dying.
    This dude: *Imagine being able to die in the first place*

    • @cirno9715
      @cirno9715 2 года назад +10

      Fumo

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 2 года назад +4

      @@cirno9715 koishi

    • @realperson9951
      @realperson9951 Год назад

      @@eetu54 satori > koishi

    • @A.Singularity
      @A.Singularity Месяц назад

      ​@@eetu54who's koishi

    • @eetu54
      @eetu54 Месяц назад

      @@A.Singularity komeiji koishi

  • @Samtastic-rl8et
    @Samtastic-rl8et 3 года назад +2486

    "The secret to immortality in minecraft has been discovered". 2b2t casually thousands of years ahead of real world technology. How surprising.

    • @schynobonk
      @schynobonk 3 года назад +7

      k

    • @rambosx6699
      @rambosx6699 3 года назад +61

      Samtastic333 42 So it was a smart decision to put all your evolution points on intelligence

    • @betanovaneo4249
      @betanovaneo4249 3 года назад +61

      It's not ,usually war and conflicts accelerate advancement of technology(as in redstone for Minecraft)and since 2b2t is in constant conflict it was bound to happen that they accidentally or not discover immortality in Minecraft

    • @raf1827
      @raf1827 3 года назад +4

      @@Okay1 ok

    • @BalancedEarth
      @BalancedEarth 3 года назад +13

      Minecraft is simple code created by humanity. While real life we gotta deal with 12+ dimensions all running concurrently along with multiple timelines and a limited set of atomic particles by which the fundamental building blocks of reality all running into entropy.

  • @Picked-man
    @Picked-man 3 года назад +4816

    Tries to nuke the server but instead makes them selves immortal: *visible frustration*

  • @darkproductions8742
    @darkproductions8742 2 года назад +104

    The original size was an entire chunk. This, mixed with plug-ins, meant that the server was trying to load moving blocks in an entire chunk all at once. This would prioritize the loading of the blocks in the chunk rather than the players. (The players there could not be loaded properly, so hit data could not be transferred)

  • @teriyakijj
    @teriyakijj 3 года назад +47

    mumbo jumbo: oh i’ve seen this one
    redstoner: what do you mean its brand new

  • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
    @TeeloTheH0neyBee 3 года назад +9164

    “Did you discover immortality?”
    “Yes”
    “What did it cost?”
    “2b2t Priority Queue..”

    • @spiderworld384
      @spiderworld384 3 года назад +73

      I saw this comment go from 151 to 153 than I made it 154

    • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
      @TeeloTheH0neyBee 3 года назад +27

      @@spiderworld384 well that’s new! Thanks!

    • @IRUNASSULT
      @IRUNASSULT 3 года назад +41

      A small price to pay for salvation

    • @TeeloTheH0neyBee
      @TeeloTheH0neyBee 3 года назад +3

      @@Hyacinth_The_Rainwing so guys we did it

    • @spiderworld384
      @spiderworld384 3 года назад +5

      And the comment went up in likes while I was asleep

  • @mctoasted504
    @mctoasted504 3 года назад +1947

    This felt like a super hero story.

  • @angzarrpsyco
    @angzarrpsyco 3 года назад +138

    3:38
    Shoulda gone with "The Elytra Magnetic Pulse" smh xD

    • @AbyssalCat69
      @AbyssalCat69 3 года назад

      lol

    • @Mark-Wilson
      @Mark-Wilson 2 года назад

      lol emp for elytrash nicee

    • @potoman
      @potoman 2 года назад +1

      @@Mark-Wilson what does Elytrash means

    • @potoman
      @potoman 2 года назад +1

      @Lamda2 it's literally one of the best items in the game, you can move fast af and rockets are so easy to get

    • @potoman
      @potoman 2 года назад +1

      @Lamda2 yeh ik, i was just saying it to the other guy because i'am stupid and replied to u

  • @TheCerealkiller148
    @TheCerealkiller148 Год назад +29

    "by trying to create a weapon, they accidentally discovered immortality"
    this was an incredible line considering that the reverse happened in real life. Gunpowder was accidentally invented when Chinese monks were trying to create a potion of eternal life.

  • @Archetype784
    @Archetype784 3 года назад +1912

    “Monk Steve doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you.”

    • @khhdkhbr9196
      @khhdkhbr9196 3 года назад +4

      How fun

    • @RidgeVR
      @RidgeVR 3 года назад +33

      Monk Steve:

    • @neexy9669
      @neexy9669 3 года назад +42

      But you can’t hurt him either

    • @IAmGun.
      @IAmGun. 3 года назад +13

      FIT in real life looks like modern day monk steve, just check the end of the video.

    • @emmlenius4167
      @emmlenius4167 3 года назад +5

      When you have infinite ki

  • @krustygaming5887
    @krustygaming5887 3 года назад +2031

    these people making anti-aircraft weaponry in a Minecraft server.

    • @garlicapple2244
      @garlicapple2244 3 года назад +38

      this comment is underrated af made me laugh lmao

    • @AsperOkami
      @AsperOkami 3 года назад +52

      I thought the same lmao, a *FRICKIN E.M.P*

    • @krustygaming5887
      @krustygaming5887 3 года назад +38

      next they gonna make surface to air missiles.

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 3 года назад +42

      ​@@AsperOkami *Elytra Maiming Pulse.*

    • @Johnof1000Suns
      @Johnof1000Suns 3 года назад +13

      With its upgrade having the side effect of immortality that one time.

  • @mykal2803
    @mykal2803 3 года назад +54

    Just binged like 10 of these vids, the lore behind a minecraft server lol... who knew. Plus that voice, he could make reading a cooking recipe sound epic.

    • @scg1363
      @scg1363 3 года назад +1

      Fr yho

  • @mastershifu742
    @mastershifu742 2 года назад +128

    2b2t players:
    Queen elizabeth and the cameraman: see what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.

    • @MowDGrass
      @MowDGrass 20 дней назад +1

      This didn't age well

  • @Rycidex
    @Rycidex 3 года назад +1920

    "Most unlikely place: the oldest anarchy server in minecraft". Bruh thats the most likely place

  • @runic3063
    @runic3063 3 года назад +1366

    *"Lags server for 6 seconds, basically stopping time?"*
    *you know the rules and so do I*

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 3 года назад +110

      BWWOOOOWWW
      tickticktick tick tick tock

    • @pringlesana
      @pringlesana 3 года назад +164

      ZA WARUDO

    • @SelfDrivingBagel
      @SelfDrivingBagel 3 года назад +30

      the world

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 3 года назад +84

      What you can find beyond the powers of creative mode is where you need to go in order to find the modpack.
      What you need is a trustworthy friend. He must be someone capable of controlling his own desires. He must be someone who is not interested in political power, fame, diamonds, or quickly spamming shift up against someone, and who chooses the will of Notch before the law of humans.
      Will I, HauseMaster, be able to meet someone like this one day?
      What I also need is the lives of more than 36 humans who have griefed, because those who have griefed harbor a strong power within.
      There are 14 phrases that one must keep in mind:
      Popbob Castle, Anarchy Server, Baritone Bot, Sharpness 32k, Anarchy Server, Recognised Bedrock, Anarchy Server, Crystal PVP, Incursion, Spawn Queue, Anarchy Server, Crystal PVP, Camping Rusher.
      I'll enscribe these words onto my Sword so I won't forget them. What is most necessary is "courage"; I must have the courage to throw my Sword into lava momentarily. As it disintegrates, my Sword will absorb the souls of the 36 griefers and will give birth to something utterly new.
      Whatever is born will "awaken". It will show interest in the 14 words that my trusted friend will utter... My friend will trust me and I will become his "friend".
      Lastly, I need an appropriate location. X axis, 28 degrees, 24 minutes, Z axis 80 degrees, 36 minutes..
      Go there and wait for the new moon....
      That's when The Aether mod will be installed onto 2b2t, *The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft.*

    • @16BitGamerCat
      @16BitGamerCat 3 года назад +15

      ZA!!!!!!!
      WARUDO!!!!!!!

  • @Feraligono
    @Feraligono 2 года назад +26

    "He had had his immortality thrust upon him by an unfortunate accident with an irrational particle accelerator, a liquid lunch, and a pair of rubber bands.
    The precise details of the accident are not important because no one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, and many people have ended up looking very silly, or dead, or both, trying."

    • @user-uw3ox3ox2z
      @user-uw3ox3ox2z Месяц назад +1

      -narrator, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

  • @standardman6535
    @standardman6535 3 года назад +7

    7:19
    Other RUclipsrs: if you hit that button you're amazing and I love you all
    FitMc: you're alright

  • @com.schwi.youtube
    @com.schwi.youtube 3 года назад +1681

    this is completely opposite of the time a chinese guys tried to find a way to immortality but accidentally made gunpowder

    • @BellCube
      @BellCube 3 года назад +106

      Instead of making the Elixr, they made one of the most mortal substances of all time. I just realized how ironic this is.

    • @yuxintian7500
      @yuxintian7500 3 года назад +14

      *I R O N I C*

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 года назад +21

      Wait... Is _that_ the origin of gunpowder?

    • @patrickfrost9405
      @patrickfrost9405 3 года назад +72

      @@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Yup. The Chinese wanted their Emperor to be not-die. They tried doing this by ingesting anything and everything they could get their hands on.
      The guy who snorted the first of the stuff probably had a blast.

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 года назад +33

      @@patrickfrost9405 Literally

  • @crazyraccoon1064
    @crazyraccoon1064 3 года назад +443

    "The EMP" i like that.

    • @karelpgbr
      @karelpgbr 3 года назад +24

      Same, but it also scares me, these guys EMP’ed a server from the inside

    • @blazeyreal7777
      @blazeyreal7777 3 года назад +18

      yea its cool name emps are kinda like nukes but fro electronics

    • @SimplyFizz
      @SimplyFizz 3 года назад +7

      You wouldn't like it if it happened to you 😹

    • @subpoena.
      @subpoena. 3 года назад +4

      Fitting Name for what it did 😂😂

    • @gappy3664
      @gappy3664 3 года назад +2

      Real shame they didn't use the e for elytra

  • @liamassassingaming922
    @liamassassingaming922 2 года назад +44

    One potential explanation is the servers already low tps was pushed so far that the ram and or memory was over flowed causing certain functions that weren't used recently was dropped, aka the collider. The possible reason for it not working at the fight club was that in that chunk the collider function was being called over and over causing it to be at the top of priority rather than close to the bottom like the first time due to the fact the players hadn't been recently in combat causing the player collides to be in last priority or being dropped. The reason for this being the case is that the server is designed to give you the best possible playing experience, this is the reason the players closest to the machine where the only players affected with the no collide glitch.

    • @vinsplayer2634
      @vinsplayer2634 Год назад +3

      That must be the actual explanation.

    • @teilanittv
      @teilanittv 8 месяцев назад +1

      I know this old but this is what I thought might be happening too. The immortality aspect is simple to look at, but the invisibility is something completely different. Judging by the video that was an effect being applied to the player, as there were invis potion particles around them. That speaks of a more critical error than a simple TPS drop but probably driven by very specific circumstances at the time.

  • @autiboy08
    @autiboy08 3 года назад +20

    Fit: The secret to immortality has been discovered!
    Me: *Uses Creative Mode*

    • @TGKPostsSometimes
      @TGKPostsSometimes 2 года назад

      Bruhhh

    • @denizchenal8092
      @denizchenal8092 2 года назад +1

      u are still not immortal theres still some ways to kill someone in creative mode

    • @potatoman7945
      @potatoman7945 Год назад

      @@denizchenal8092 "u are still not immortal theres still some ways to kill someone in creative mode" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @blazemenace1208
    @blazemenace1208 3 года назад +9933

    This man could narrate himself drinking water and it would be the most interesting thing ever

    • @iphoneusr2808
      @iphoneusr2808 3 года назад +298

      You see a first raise the glass towards my face ...

    • @Johannesolsn
      @Johannesolsn 3 года назад +86

      Underrated comment

    • @nahCmeR
      @nahCmeR 3 года назад +46

      Couldn't do it live though..

    • @ericepixzx
      @ericepixzx 3 года назад +22

      Almost 100 likes

    • @ericepixzx
      @ericepixzx 3 года назад +18

      100 likes!

  • @Iku00
    @Iku00 3 года назад +1644

    Alright bois, we finally solved the mystery to immortality, it wasn't the fountain of youth, its minecraft redstone

    • @LoliMaster69227
      @LoliMaster69227 3 года назад +45

      Next step on our bucket list: Make death our bltch

    • @khhdkhbr9196
      @khhdkhbr9196 3 года назад +5

      @@LoliMaster69227 community’s

    • @ismailsultan2577
      @ismailsultan2577 3 года назад +4

      @@LoliMaster69227 well as the video said when the machine was turned on people died from fall damage all of a sudden. that was done way earlier bruh

    • @futonschiessverdammnt4798
      @futonschiessverdammnt4798 3 года назад +4

      Snorting ended with coke, redstone is my fix now

    • @dont3834
      @dont3834 3 года назад

      Dont read my Profile Picture :)

  • @theorigami3685
    @theorigami3685 3 года назад +27

    Thats how the dwarves disappeared in skyrim

  • @conkcreatbb
    @conkcreatbb 3 года назад +19

    This feels like some National Geographic at 2 am kinda stuff

  • @thenoob2329
    @thenoob2329 3 года назад +1229

    "Was the weapon finished?"
    "Yes"
    "Did it work as intended*
    "Yesn't"

  • @CHRF-55457
    @CHRF-55457 3 года назад +6962

    Ancient Chinese Inventors: Accidentally creates a weapon of mass destruction while seeking immortality.
    2b2t Inventors: Accidentally creates immortality while seeking a weapon of mass destruction.

  • @Filipgust
    @Filipgust Год назад +16

    i made an easy redstone machine for over 3 years ago that made me immortal on co-op, for the player (me) to become invincible i had to stand in the machine, another player had to activate the machine for me to become both invisible and immortal but i for some reason took damage as soon as he punched the air. no other person in the server could hurt and see me and i could only die from the person activating the machine and from the void. (the edit of this text is just my extremely bad english from december 2022 getting fixed so you guys can understand a little better what the machine did and the side effects from it)

  • @shinyhunterx4205
    @shinyhunterx4205 2 года назад +8

    I love these, they're like history lessons in Minecraft. Tales of griefing, revenge, war and strange video game phenomena.

  • @theloneomega574
    @theloneomega574 3 года назад +991

    A massive, resource-costly, super weapon accidently making its creators immortal by warping reality as they attempt to recreate their results sounds exactly like a sci-fi plot.

    • @georgeb5262
      @georgeb5262 2 года назад +26

      Yep, that is what I was thinking about.

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 2 года назад +31

      well welcome to 2b2t

    • @Canukles
      @Canukles Год назад +17

      Dr. Manhattan'd

    • @koltaire5938
      @koltaire5938 Год назад +3

      Warhammer ? God Emperor the the Golden Throne

    • @johncronk8867
      @johncronk8867 Год назад +8

      Wasn’t this just Pokémon XY?

  • @kenjibenji9655
    @kenjibenji9655 3 года назад +1320

    Normal people: "Cool"
    Monk: Years of academy training wasted...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +6

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear anh

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 года назад +5

      @@dont3834 o h n o

    • @itsjedu8403
      @itsjedu8403 3 года назад +2

      *reeeeeeeee*

    • @kenjibenji9655
      @kenjibenji9655 3 года назад +6

      @@itsjedu8403 *RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @iSyriux
      @iSyriux 3 года назад +1

      Don't click my channel icon :)

  • @redtsun67
    @redtsun67 Год назад +4

    This shit is like when the Tribunal activated the heart of Lorkhan to become gods. Dudes were just standing in the right place at the right time when they machine activated and they were made immortal.

  • @MrAnt-sf2sk
    @MrAnt-sf2sk 3 года назад +83

    “The most unlikely place...”
    Bro this is the most unlikely to NOT discover it

  • @smashfanx7560
    @smashfanx7560 3 года назад +2314

    these dudes are gonna recreate society and everyone is gonna be like
    "oh ok"

    • @NineLines
      @NineLines 3 года назад +22

      joeciety

    • @michellerostata9354
      @michellerostata9354 3 года назад +3

      @@NineLines whats that

    • @martinthedonkeyslayer1407
      @martinthedonkeyslayer1407 3 года назад +43

      @@michellerostata9354 joe mamaciety

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte 3 года назад +6

      1 to 1 real world in minecraft is incoming

    • @kai-in1xt
      @kai-in1xt 3 года назад +6

      Yeah right any form of civilisation will quickly be ruined by a few 12 year olds with an unhealthy relationship with swastikas and their parents.

  • @drdoofus3173
    @drdoofus3173 3 года назад +1273

    The secret to immortality is never logging on. I personally use this one a lot.

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 3 года назад +73

      To rephrase: "The secret to immortality is to not be born in the first place."

    • @capuchinosofia4771
      @capuchinosofia4771 3 года назад +14

      @@randallmokjialung3592 I mean, the math checks out

    • @gackthezyborg
      @gackthezyborg 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, so do I as a bedrock player

    • @siru47
      @siru47 3 года назад

      @@gackthezyborg why get bedrock then? Your version doesn’t matter as long as your having fun

    • @DidiTheCoolio
      @DidiTheCoolio 3 года назад +1

      aureolus he meant he cant get on 2b2t on becrock i think

  • @agentblackbird9435
    @agentblackbird9435 3 года назад +20

    I always wonder why I watch this channel, and I think I know why. It explores a lot into Minecraft’s mechanics and properties, as well as how people take this game too seriously and end up doing very questionable things, making me wonder about their psychology.

  • @marpet7452
    @marpet7452 2 года назад

    It's always fascinating learning the history of 2b2t. Never would i've known that there was a server this large and outright chaotic as 2b2t if i hadn't watched your vids FitMC. Though, i've heard of 2bt2 before, but i didn't know much about it. It's so fascinating discovering the legend of 2bt2. Even though there are like 1000+ vids on youtube about 2bt2 already (people playing it, youtubers visiting it and so on), i still have so many questions about all the things of 2bt2. Truly a piece of art beyond the norm.

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 3 года назад +301

    When a ten year old minecraft server finds the key to immortality faster than a society lasting for thousands of years

    • @lorgarspersonalchair
      @lorgarspersonalchair 3 года назад +8

      tbf a 10 year old minecraft server is equivalent to a 1000 year old society

    • @severeautism5055
      @severeautism5055 3 года назад +9

      Its because society has laws. 2b2t doesn't, so nothing is stopping us from experimenting.

    • @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122
      @VeryProPlayerYesSir1122 3 года назад

      @@severeautism5055 what is 2b2t?

    • @diogabbo3489
      @diogabbo3489 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @cantseewhatcantbeseen4485
      @cantseewhatcantbeseen4485 3 года назад

      @@severeautism5055 Imagine if there was a country or closed off society completely dedicated to technological advancement. They would probably all be in million dollar mansions served by advanced robots that do all the work for them...

  • @fredbearfaz8756
    @fredbearfaz8756 3 года назад +1931

    "Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!"

  • @Mayordomo32
    @Mayordomo32 3 года назад +24

    To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I’m sure we can discover the secret

  • @sird135
    @sird135 3 года назад +79

    I'm a writer. I've decided to make this as an inspiration for my next book. Damn, this is awesome.
    Book: "Divine Trinity Quest: Into the Server's Edge" in Webnovel

    • @howdoyoudo5949
      @howdoyoudo5949 3 года назад +14

      A machine meant to kill becomes a force of life is pretty awesome.

    • @ceyda7156
      @ceyda7156 3 года назад +1

      Keep us updated, I would love to read it

    • @Hamza_2434
      @Hamza_2434 2 года назад +1

      Hows it going

    • @DEZ7789
      @DEZ7789 2 года назад

      Is it done?

    • @miketyson6776
      @miketyson6776 2 года назад

      Fit is gona sue u

  • @aaron6270
    @aaron6270 3 года назад +807

    10:03
    "Even after all these years, this server continues to surprise me."
    Fit in the pinned comment: "Nothing on this server surprises me anymore."

  • @bantot1296
    @bantot1296 3 года назад +1481

    Cameraman: say cheese
    Everyone: cheese
    Fit: *_The Oldest Anarchy Server in Minecraft_*

  • @kvngslaay8335
    @kvngslaay8335 3 года назад +89

    The machines was named the “EMP” SHEEESH

    • @sarahc9230
      @sarahc9230 3 года назад +3

      You mean the eh-m-p

    • @louis7707
      @louis7707 2 года назад +1

      *city 8 flashbacks*

  • @paytonwood5079
    @paytonwood5079 3 года назад

    You did a great job pairing the music to all the different events in this video.

  • @pgreg8528
    @pgreg8528 3 года назад +2517

    Doctors: "we need to find a cure for cancer!!"
    Redstone-Engineers: "what's the magic word?"

  • @seth-the-inactive
    @seth-the-inactive 3 года назад +1233

    Fit: **explaining the entire universe of 2b2t**
    Me with my bad internet and on regular queue knowing damn well I’m never getting ingame: *Interesting.*

    • @blanktenshii_9554
      @blanktenshii_9554 3 года назад +70

      it's actually quite boring playing there if you don't entartain yourself by joining a group or setting up personal objectives. minecraft's gameplay loop is completely broken in 2b2t because everything becomes redundant after you find a dupe stash or if there's a dupe exploit available, you'll inevitably find yourself just wandering around the overworld in the only hope of finding something somewhat insteresting

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад +24

      @@blanktenshii_9554 2b2t is greatly exaggerated in his videos

    • @blanktenshii_9554
      @blanktenshii_9554 3 года назад +47

      @@Chuked exactly, he's a great storyteller but actual 2b2t is not the extremely chaotic world he often describes, where every other day there's a new cult or a new strange discovery

    • @oskar5130
      @oskar5130 3 года назад +3

      You must be my alt account

    • @sahal6905
      @sahal6905 3 года назад +12

      I used to play on 2b2t and I agree it’s quite boring. Even if you build a base it will be alone and other players will probably find it after a few months and destroy it. Travelling takes hours it’s not worth it.

  • @BloodravenRivers
    @BloodravenRivers 8 месяцев назад +1

    bro thank u for showing me anarchy servers and how much fun minecraft can be. im 32 n a lil late getting into the game but im discovering you can do so much in minecraft

  • @Ph4ntomize
    @Ph4ntomize 3 года назад +11

    The builder: Becomes invincible
    House Master: *Imma end this man's whole career*

  • @bapple2
    @bapple2 3 года назад +514

    "We can't always be invincible while we are browsing the internet." That was somehow the smoothest and unprofessional gateway into a sponsorship ad.

    • @bread6947
      @bread6947 3 года назад +5

      i’m the 69th like

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 года назад +20

      I’m the person responsible for 12 war crimes in yugoslavia

    • @superdays7933
      @superdays7933 3 года назад +3

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 Are you friends with a one Niko Belic?

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 3 года назад +1

      @@superdays7933 maybe

    • @bapple2
      @bapple2 3 года назад +3

      @@aoaoaaoaoao889 i'm the person who helped cause the propaganda in order to help Meitermarkiano make the citizens turn on the government in order to cause the war crimes with Meitermarkiano

  • @delinep7286
    @delinep7286 3 года назад +431

    “Immortality has been discovered, and the best part? It was on ACCIDENT!”
    Doesn’t surprise me.

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 года назад +4

      Next: how 2b2t created donald trump AI in minecraft

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 3 года назад +2

      Why is it that revolutionary discoveries are almost always an accident.

  • @lastseed567
    @lastseed567 Год назад +2

    It has to do with the server TPS, your Ping, mineraft itself, and server plugins. If your ping is ass alongside having a very unstable connection, you can recreate this under the right conditions - lowering the server TPS can help increase the chance. You basically cannot be seen nor hit but can interact with everything. It's a very strange bug but very powerful, just extremely hard to recreate. But the patterns to create it exist.

  • @neethsuesvoldar3865
    @neethsuesvoldar3865 2 года назад

    Out of all things I noticed was hearing the FFX battle theme then I looked in your description and sure FFX was used how I remember the music is beyond me it's been well over 6 years since I played that game but it definitely brought up some memories just those few seconds hearing it

  • @aRAf7382
    @aRAf7382 3 года назад +1697

    The year 2100: humanity is making a superweapon but instead they discovered immortality

  • @TimpanKanava
    @TimpanKanava 3 года назад +558

    "Weapon turns it's users immortal"
    Sounds like an Elder Scrolls -storyline

    • @sandordugalin8951
      @sandordugalin8951 3 года назад +15

      Imagine if a side-effect of the Trinity Test turned the scientists immortal?
      Oh, wait, that's just the plot of Interface by umami.

    • @ltloxa1159
      @ltloxa1159 3 года назад +12

      As in
      "Reach heaven by violence"
      Or
      The sword Umbra
      Or
      Absorbs 477964375 points of health

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 3 года назад +3

      The Heart of Lorkhan

    • @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick
      @Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 3 года назад

      @@Henrex2000 what is that? Just out of curiosity. :-o

    • @Henrex2000
      @Henrex2000 3 года назад +4

      @@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick a very powerful object
      The dwarves attempted to use it to power a super huge mech and make it a god, but it backfired and the whole race vanished.
      3 elves used the tools the dwarves left behind to become living gods, but their whole race was cursed to becom the dark elves

  • @nevankampfer3519
    @nevankampfer3519 3 года назад +10

    This is kind of like the opposite of how gunpowder was created, in the sense that it was made as a weapon and it created immortality, and gunpowder was made for immortality but it became a weapon.

  • @anti808
    @anti808 Год назад +4

    I was able to achieve this in my own World, it was in a recent update, I made a tnt arrow launcher which theoretically could kill a full netherite player, after a couple tests, I decided to try an enchanted golden apple to see if I would survive, after I tested it I seen that I didn’t die, not only that but I took no damage, I tried it again and realized that I was 100% invincible to every and any attacks in the game other than using commands

  • @houraisanproductions5879
    @houraisanproductions5879 3 года назад +916

    "The server stopped for 6 seconds"
    So this machine is the same type of stand as Star Platinum?

    • @m4obotgaming557
      @m4obotgaming557 3 года назад +49

      *Dio will be summoned soon*

    • @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820
      @owlwhoknowswhereyoulive1820 3 года назад +22

      as you turn on the machine you will hear a clovk fart and you freaze in place as the demons hiding in stoped time overflowed the sever only hunting those who has elytras

    • @JeremymNa
      @JeremymNa 3 года назад +4

      What is Star Platinum ?

    • @redsusoverparadise2700
      @redsusoverparadise2700 3 года назад +1

      @Th3_ Ph4nt0m Nah, after Part 6 he will.

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 3 года назад

      DIO would like to know your position

  • @thunderchungus9971
    @thunderchungus9971 3 года назад +1126

    "discovered on accident"
    hey just like me!!

  • @Bosslayer-dr1sh
    @Bosslayer-dr1sh 3 года назад +33

    The secret to immortality: /gamemode creative

    • @pardeepgarg2640
      @pardeepgarg2640 3 года назад +2

      The secret to immortal's Immortality :
      / ban
      :/

    • @whalemingo5601
      @whalemingo5601 2 года назад

      /kill,void,wursts "creative killer" potion,

    • @bartektokarczyk4739
      @bartektokarczyk4739 2 года назад

      @Commander Neyo in Bedrock on creative is impossible to die

    • @lefishe7431
      @lefishe7431 2 года назад

      @@bartektokarczyk4739
      Lol in bedrok
      U can walk in the void

  • @timtaxevasion
    @timtaxevasion 3 года назад +16

    tbh i wasnt suprised once i heard the words: "The oldest anarchy server in minecraft"

  • @baconlord2545
    @baconlord2545 3 года назад +645

    First guy to obtain immortality in minecraft: "Lets jump in the void!"

    • @savanareherman654
      @savanareherman654 3 года назад +12

      What would happen...

    • @kevinc8557
      @kevinc8557 3 года назад +47

      @@savanareherman654 youd fall, for like a really long time

    • @Puffman728
      @Puffman728 3 года назад +17

      @@kevinc8557 "a really long time" is an understatement

    • @2amzicholas501
      @2amzicholas501 3 года назад +52

      @@Puffman728 if you don't have an elytra and enough rockets you can actually trap someone in the void permanently OMG IF 2B2T USED THIS...

    • @FunnySkeleton101
      @FunnySkeleton101 3 года назад +10

      Guy in the void: can you hear that ....
      That is the call of the void

  • @Draglox
    @Draglox 3 года назад +1086

    "2B2T players become Immortal"
    Hausemaster who's admin and was immortal from the start of the server: *Sad Hause Noises*

    • @sammydawg3250
      @sammydawg3250 3 года назад +8

      lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • @lemonsliced3405
    @lemonsliced3405 3 года назад +22

    “Bald Steve isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”
    Bald Steve:
    (I’m talking about the thumbnail)

  • @orangechicken7796
    @orangechicken7796 3 года назад +1

    Love your 2b2t history lessons!!

  • @eroth1008
    @eroth1008 3 года назад +1684

    Dashlane: Now, instead of many passwords, hackers only need to access one!

    • @taniksmlgsniper7178
      @taniksmlgsniper7178 3 года назад +115

      Passwords are near impossible to decrypt, as they are stored in hashes. Brute force attacks take too long, so it isnt much of an issue.

    • @sni3510
      @sni3510 3 года назад +300

      @@taniksmlgsniper7178 still dumb when you can use an unhackable piece of paper

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 3 года назад +100

      @@sni3510 good point but dont lose the paper

    • @DamianBehymer
      @DamianBehymer 3 года назад +84

      It's certainly better than using the same password everywhere, which a lot of people are still doing.

    • @jk_bullet
      @jk_bullet 3 года назад +82

      pineapple pizza
      Edit:
      Why do people like pineapple pizza? Such a bottom tier pizza topping...

  • @Monocleeee
    @Monocleeee 3 года назад +777

    Fit “the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft” MC

  • @galacticalliance4801
    @galacticalliance4801 2 года назад +3

    things like this is why i believe true talent applies just as much to games as any other art form/profession. you have to one seriously smart and talented person/group of people to be able to pull something like the emp off let alone the immortality machine. i know they were hurting the servers integrity and stuff but i respect so much the amount of time and effort that these guys put into this, truly awe inspiring.

  • @Blueflames78GVC
    @Blueflames78GVC 2 года назад +1

    A similar thing happened to my friend on another server. When we were playing together he was disconnected from the server and joined back both invisible and immortal. I couldn't see him and no one else could, except for people who had entered the server after it began.

  • @homero33
    @homero33 3 года назад +275

    Imagine this in a hardcore world

  • @penguinsrockrgr8yt216
    @penguinsrockrgr8yt216 3 года назад +162

    Dude right before he talked about the emp disabling elytras I was thinking
    Man it would be cool if someone built a interdictor from starwars but instead of pulling ships out of hyperspace it pulled people out of elytra flight

  • @William1hus
    @William1hus Год назад +1

    Hey fit! im a big fan i could maybe say a masive fan idk rlly but ive been following u for around 2-3 years now maybe i started playing anarchy servers with wurst (ik the most idiotic client out there) but i started in 9b9t and now im playing on 6b6t and soon ill be going on to 2b2t with priority queue and ill soon be able to play with the big boys like u are :)

  • @michaelzapata8132
    @michaelzapata8132 3 года назад

    3 months ago i subscribe to this channel and im enjoying it and this video was what got me to see more but this wasn't my first video that I saw from him

  • @trunkit8749
    @trunkit8749 3 года назад +627

    Take a drink every time he says “oldest anarchy server in Minecraft” and you’ll be dead by 30s in

  • @aidenlor5022
    @aidenlor5022 3 года назад +811

    When humans tried to make the potion of eternal life, they invented explosives. When players intended to cease the actions of all life they attained immortality. Ironic.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 Год назад +1

    This sounds like the plot of the movie primer. A bunch of experimenters making a machine for a certain purpose but accidentally discovering that it does something completely unexpected. They then attempt to abuse it for their own gain

  • @jimbeam7636
    @jimbeam7636 4 месяца назад +1

    Gotta say man, you got me playing MC AND going to the gym again.

  • @man-qx2lx
    @man-qx2lx 3 года назад +1429

    "there are no accidents"
    Master Oogway-

  • @L0rdLexan01
    @L0rdLexan01 3 года назад +1505

    This feels like the backstory to an anime villain.

  • @booyahboogie3350
    @booyahboogie3350 3 года назад +8

    these videos are the “speed up time” for life

  • @bartoszhallay6576
    @bartoszhallay6576 8 месяцев назад

    When your machine has a power to DISTORT REALITY around it

  • @axscarf
    @axscarf 3 года назад +644

    Mumbo Jumbo after he sees this Video: *laughs in immortality*

    • @thfreakinacage
      @thfreakinacage 3 года назад +9

      Sick

    • @oskar5130
      @oskar5130 3 года назад +23

      It’s his time
      Hermitcraft will never be the same

    • @thegreenwolf8838
      @thegreenwolf8838 3 года назад +10

      @@oskar5130 He will be mayor, and nobody can stop him, not even Walmart Door Thanos

    • @grain2247
      @grain2247 3 года назад +2

      @@thegreenwolf8838 BAHAHAHA Walmart door Thanos

    • @Djungelskog69
      @Djungelskog69 3 года назад +2

      Laughs In 10,000,000 X 10,000,000 witch farm.

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 года назад +127

    "How 2b2t's 'Immortality Machine' was Made"
    *Queen Elizabeth had never seen such non-sense before.*

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад

      Queen Elizabeth: *thats cute*

    • @Verpal
      @Verpal 3 года назад +1

      @Electro_blob 2 I hate myself for understanding you perfectly and effortlessly.

  • @Official2Shitty
    @Official2Shitty 3 года назад +4

    Red stone engineering in Minecraft is like how I treat LSD

  • @jayallen174
    @jayallen174 3 года назад +2

    The fact that its an anarchy server
    fitmc loved it somehow ????

  • @armandomendoza7371
    @armandomendoza7371 3 года назад +379

    2b2t discoveries in a nutshell: "It was an accident"

  • @The_Stumbler
    @The_Stumbler 3 года назад +667

    Probably like scout's hitbox and speed. If he ran fast enough, his hitbox wouldn't align. Upon activation, they may have moved just enough for it to pickup their hitbox and didn't put it back until shutdown.

  • @westarrr
    @westarrr 3 года назад

    that final fantasy X music (song of prayer) took me by surprise. Thank you for that. I love you now.