@@cheesed-kun8445 "almost 2 thousand blocks out" means nearly 2 thousand blocks away from spawn. The word "almost" modifies the distance traveled, not the amount of dirt.
Ever hear about Mao's war on sparrows? Mao killed all the Sparrows in China resulting in a plague of locus. The locus ate all the crops in China starving 10 million people.
I love it when this happens. It makes 2b2t so much more interesting Even though half of us are insulting them for being grown men and starting wars. They sure make 2b2t what it now is today A masterpiece
Imagine just being a new player on 2b2t and then you just go and find a tree as always, the terrain around you is very destroyed but after a couple hundred blocks, you find a tree and you get some valuable resources needed to survive as any player would. Unknowing that you just started a war with military minds battling each other against virtual wood
OneSaltyBoi Hardcore is literally just a single life on hard difficulty. Yes it’s still a game mode, but it’s still a difficulty. Also if you want to nitpick, why not at least address the lack of the "easy" difficulty?
There was a stream about 2 years ago and during it he said “there’s too many trees in spawn, i wish someone did I something about it”. Lol i think he may have unintentionally encouraged this.
Maybe try giving the server a shot once? Maybe escape Spawn? I mean, that's one of the best ways to experience the server. Just log in, escape Spawn and log out. Like I said before, it's one of the best ways to experience the server, and also an experience that you'd most likely hardly forget.
@S S I was replying to "because of the new item plugins, the players of 2b2t found a way to chunkban, but they had to use something, and since of seeds easy accessibility, they started making massage expanses of seeds to chunkban any players unfortunate enough to wander into one of them"
Eventually it’s going to get to a point where you either already have stuff on the server, or you need inside connections to set you up once you get to the server.
@@chistinelane The only thing 2b2t players hate just as much as newbies is other 2b2t players. Sure, people create groups and teams to work together with like-minded players towards a common goal, but eventually all groups lose steam and motivation. And we all know that there's no such thing as friendship in 2b2t, "with me or against me", as soon as a group disbands, it's back to war. It'd be really interesting to see how things would play out if you truly needed "a guy who knows a guy" to leave spawn.
With the patience that 2b2t players have, I still can't explain why they haven't drained the spawn of resources. They could simply empty the spawn, create a huge obsidian cage, and fill the inside of the cage with materials that will not allow the obsidian to be destroyed. And create an isolated microworld in the spawns where new players could play until they got bored of being imprisoned.
I'm not a 2b2t player, so take this with a grain of salt. If players made it literally impossible to get out of spawn then no one new would join. This would mean that eventually the server would die as no new blood comes in to replace those who decide to leave. I don't think Housemaster would allow that simply because he doesn't want the server to completely die off so he would probably simply either delete this hypothetical cage entirely or put a big enough hole in it to at least make it possible for new players to leave spawn and actually play the server.
@@Kinsanth_ those are pretty good still, but jungle trees are the biggest of them all, most wood per tree. If i had access to this server i would plant the things everywhere when i get just a stack or so of them. Then BONEMEAL.
@@markfriese5970 yeah , they are maybe the biggest trees , but i had noticed that jungletrees dont give you much saplings , which is a problem. sprucetrees are very rich in saplings and even one small tree could give you at least 1-3 saplings or even more under special circumstances. when you make a big one you get almost half a stack from one tree. yeah , they are maybe smaller , but you can spam them right away and annoy theamnotrees even mor with the big taiga- sprucetrees ;D. much wood in almost no time and you dont need much bonemeal for those to grow fast :D
Lol just imagine how badly Team No Trees would lose if 2b2t were ever to update to 1.16... within minutes the entire spawn region would be consumed by nylium and netherwart trees, which would be fireproof, and take even more effort to destroy than to create.
0:54 grown adults take block game seriously enough to start a military campaign...... * *flashbacks to Rusher War where Fit massacre 40 innocent players* *
the 20 thousand block radius part is good info for new players, so they know how far to walk to get trees, especially for people with hacked clients that are new.
random player: *makes a crafting table* some grown ass adult: im gonna assemble a group of turbo nerds and spend days of my time destroying a bunch of fictional trees in a game bcus no fun allowed and its supposed to be challenging *dupes 50 double chests filled with stacks of diamond blocks*
@@e1532Players on 2B2T just don't want new players. The server is already massive enough with an excessively large Queue to get in (I'm talking 6 hours long last I tried it). Plus new players are less likely to get the "culture" of the server (griefing, cheats, etc). Frankly, that hellhole of a spawn area is part of the server. If you survive it you get to take it easy until all your stuff is destroyed.
I’m so ready for like 2-3 years into the future when the server is completely dead, they finally realize that making the most unfriendly environment possible for new players means nobody new comes in to keep the server alive...
Guardian Is it back? Last I heard, it was shut down cause the owner couldn’t stop all the illegal stuff put on there lol. Nuked it so he wouldn’t get in trouble.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
And this is the same server that worships watermelons
AgurlNamedNaruko63 wait really
Alec2109 they're easy to grow and provide lots of food, so they're a godsend for new players
Owen Berg nice
lmao
Hmm what happen if honey block ware release in 2b2t
"Almost 2 thousand blocks out of spawn all the dirt is gone"
*looks directly at dirt*
“Almost”
@@asiangamerchairs But he meant almost 2 thousand blocks not almost all the dirt...
Doctor Schitkundt yes it does idiot. Hes saying that the "almost" is for almost that far, not almost no dirt
@@cheesed-kun8445 "almost 2 thousand blocks out" means nearly 2 thousand blocks away from spawn. The word "almost" modifies the distance traveled, not the amount of dirt.
In what moment of the video?
these arent edgy 12 year olds
these are edgy 25 year olds
Red Koiii *35
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 Austin's Underground Mordum intensifies
Finja que tem um nome aqui br?
@@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 ata
Red Koiii basically you mean pathetic ?
You missed a chance to name this video World War Tree
lmfao
lol
2b2tree
@OLenDaStos 2breetwotree
PFFFTTT ITS 5 AM AND THIS GOT ME CRYING- YES I HAVENT SLEEP YET XD
1970: they’re in the trees
2020: they are the trees
Underrated
Lmao Vietnam War
Well i mean the trees in Nam now is burning like it was back when ya could still smell napalm, so, thematic coherence?
Vietnam War 2: Treeson
Is that an harlequin forest reference?
"Wow! This Tree is Untouched since Halloween 2019!"
*shows the coordinates and name of the Player*
Current objective: SURVIVE
Tree: Why do I hear boss music, right now?
Suddenly theres a water cube around the tree
Every Halloween that tree will come back with a vengeance
f
"Grown men taking a block game seriously enough to start a military styled campaign, against wood"
Now that's a pro gamer moment
i am gonna do whats caled pro gamers move ahahahaha
I loved reading when he was saying it as I read
S t o n K s
Tree: *exists*
2B2T player: *has Vietnam flashback*
Ever hear about Mao's war on sparrows? Mao killed all the Sparrows in China resulting in a plague of locus. The locus ate all the crops in China starving 10 million people.
FitMC isn’t a neutral 3rd party anymore, he took a side when he planted those saplings
@@AzguardMike yes.
(I o I)
BTW that was supposed to be a face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@AzguardMike it will be done my lord
Ok dude, just shush
This is like the lorax movie but the villain actually wins
The villain does win in the Lorax movie though (at least the original one)
@@directordissy2858 No he means the "let it grow" lorax movie.
I dunno, I recently started playing 2b2t and found trees in 2000
@@urt1202 2b2t is hell.
@@kevinhobbs125 yeah, I kept dieng a lot of times, at least now I have wood in the enderchest, but only that, I haven't escaped from spawn
10:05 "This tree's been untouched." he says with his coordinates in the bottom left corner for all to see. Wonder how long this will last
i don't play 2b2t, but i can confidently say it's already been griefed
He planted two saplings and then revealed the coords of two trees. The circle of 2b, baybee
As soon as the video went public players were going as fast as they could to that tree
@Marcos Filho Also no oxygen oof
@Marcos Filho I don't think you could be trusted in real life.
"Adults taking a block game so seriously they use military stradegy to remove trees on a multiplayer server without rules"
Underrated comment
absolutely, nobody looked back on this one=
I've never thought i would hear something like that in my life.
@@euphoric1183 this is some lorax shit going on in there
I love it when this happens. It makes 2b2t so much more interesting
Even though half of us are insulting them for being grown men and starting wars. They sure make 2b2t what it now is today
A masterpiece
Oh so they're the reason I had to walk 9000 blocks from spawn to find a tree
@@AzguardMike I understand that reference
@@AzguardMike when I'm sinking; well I know I'm gonna sink, I'm gonna sink cause you stole all of my wood.
@@AzguardMike good reference
Imagine just being a new player on 2b2t and then you just go and find a tree as always, the terrain around you is very destroyed but after a couple hundred blocks, you find a tree and you get some valuable resources needed to survive as any player would. Unknowing that you just started a war with military minds battling each other against virtual wood
I would attempt to add as many trees to spawn as I can
water cube
I actually found a Melon farm preventing me from dying
@@Noah-vm8id same
Lmfao
People in 2b2t be like:
Wanna see the most illegal thing I own?
*Proceeds to open chest with 1 sapling*
i can deastroy the 69
I can destroy the 169
Tfw you live 20,001 blocks from spawn
I can destroy the 369
I can create the 420
*War on trees*
Napalm: *”let me introduce myself”*
Made my day
Insert: THE PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
Agent Orange
Sympathy for the Devil starts playing
Agent orange:am I a joke to u?
"Grown adults systematically eliminating Minecraft trees through automation"
I have no words
Btw those people get money
@@Famboiye HOW ?
Just like real life tbh
@@Famboiye how
Same
angry adult obbessed on burning minecraft trees: "Execute order thirty-tree"
Commander Clone imagine being that old and still taking games this seriously...like you really need a job
Kyojin no, most of them do have jobs and do this in their free time or are kids also I get paid to do builds on here I’m 15 not that hard
it's treeson then
@@M1MOB I don't see how destroying trees in Minecraft is taking it very seriously, it's just playing.. differently.
@@M1MOB nahh its all in fun.
Noob: finds a tree
2B2T: HES TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE!
Fax
Well, my last login i've found shulkerboxes with op armor and weapons after 3h in the nether
You have lost wood privilages
He's doing something ilegal
Logan Knox
ITS NOT THE JEDI WAY. HE MUST STAND TRIAL, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
I actually found a tree close to spawn after the war. Whoever controlled my region must've sucked at their job
i eatkids nice username
@@stephenguerin2955 thanks
Someone actually built a redstone auto planting machine covered in obsidian
But it got destroyed
A random unvaccinated alien as is expected in 2B2T
TL;DR
People noticed someone was having fun so 2B2T decided to have a war over trees over it
Fun is illegal
This is my favorite comment in this video now.
"Wow this tree has been untouched"
He says, showing the coordinates
Team Trees: So you have chosen death...
Poor tree
*F*
f
F
Minecraft difficulty:
-peaceful
-normal
-hardcore
-no trees
Hardcore is not a difficulty. It's a gamemode. If you mean HARD not HARDCORE then yes.
@@gabstery you're no fun
@@TheRealfiqqo I hate incorrect statements. Just like yours.
OneSaltyBoi
Hardcore is literally just a single life on hard difficulty. Yes it’s still a game mode, but it’s still a difficulty.
Also if you want to nitpick, why not at least address the lack of the "easy" difficulty?
@@gabstery omg bro that sentence was soo correct✔️☑️☑️ how could i ever be so wrong⛔⛔😱 you should have awards 🏆🏆🎉🎉🎁
Random Player: *Has Wood*
SoiledCoil: *"So you have chosen death"*
Male players beware
LMFAO DIED OF LAUGHING 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@ToranDragon789 **vampire voice** "you're in for a *SCARE* "
SoiledCoil: "So i have chosen autism"
*Clan Has Joined the Server.*
Random player: *gets wood*
Soiled: YOU'RE TRYING TO PLAY YOU'RE OWN GAME?! LETS MAKE WAR ON TREES!!!
@Gappie Al Kebabi yes
@Gappie Al Kebabi yea
ko .emag nwo era uoy
@@cheetah4776 ʞo ˙ǝɯɐb uʍo ɹnoʎ
I am own game????!
“All the dirt is gone”
He then walks ahead a couple blocks and sees a farm with dirt and farmland.
@TheGulags 2b2t Destroy That Too.
He just means generally. Compared to a unstriped place.
I mean when someones house burns down people say "its all gone" but its not its all still there
(Dont take me that seriously plz)
my thoughts
he got angry
“its supposed to be challenging”
casually dupes endgame equipment and notch apples
It's only meant to be that way for the new players I think, like an initiation
Reverend Glitch but, it's still hypocritical.
Well Fit technically said spawn so, ye only spawn
that was light years away from spawn
Silas Buss light years are we talking space
Vets: "NOOOO I WANT THIS SERVER TO BE HARD FOR THE NOOBS"
New players: "haha tree go brrrrr"
*pulls out sharp 5 diamond sword and kill new players slowly
Viet Pham Hung one shot
@@vietphamhung3290 *end crystal
@@virtual2288 slowly tho reeeeee
it's not fair tho cause once they had to start somewhere so it's not fair killing people trying to do the same thing you did
This is like when the Australians started war with the emu bird
Exept the trees dont win XD
@@beauisdenaam1825 the birds won!?
@@wildcattuna4657 yes
Oh god. We don't talk about that...
Or when peru fought goats
>Walking over an ocean
"We're over 3000 blocks out and still no sign of a tree"
Hmm I wonder why that is
I WONDER
Do you realize that there are oceans everywhere in that radius because of the broken generation in version where it has been generated, right?
“Here is a new player getting everything he needs in just moments.”
Ah yes, those wood tools are pretty OP
In that server, wood is just as rare as diamonds
They have so much durability!
Wood let's u make stone
Victor Assemble er diamonds are way more common
@@jevaunM so i guess emerald
9:30 FitMC *proceeds to plant 2 saplings revealing his true colors*
TeamNoTrees: we have a new target boys
As soon as I saw him do that I started looking for such a comment..we think alike it seems.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
The Senate: "It's tree season then" >:[
The planting of saplings shows the more compassionate side of fit. It gives his character more depth.
He revealed the coordinates of two trees though, and all the saplings
There was a stream about 2 years ago and during it he said “there’s too many trees in spawn, i wish someone did I something about it”. Lol i think he may have unintentionally encouraged this.
player plays the game normally
Coiled: NO THATS A SIN
Coiled: NOOO YOU CANT JUST PLAY THE GAME NORMALLY!!!
new player: haha tree go break
@@kinoko87_b new players can be killed easily
HOW DARE YOU MAKE TOOLS IN MY BLOCK GAME?
I like how he emphasizes that these are grown men doing this.
Cause it’s wierd
You expect little kiddies to be doing this shit?
The Great Gilgamesh Yes
@@onomayonnaise yep
@@onomayonnaise yeah
Person: burns a minecraft tree
FitMC:
*laughs in ad revenue*
Same
I got 1 ad that didn't work.
i use adblocker
How to download adblocker
Robert Mathew Stokes just don’t. Or if you do, download one that will sell your info to Russia and China!
"What are you in jail for?"
*"Idestroyed a bunch of trees on minecraft"*
"BRO WTF!"
I'm not even that into minecraft anymore but this whole 2b2t saga is fascinating.
Maybe try giving the server a shot once? Maybe escape Spawn? I mean, that's one of the best ways to experience the server. Just log in, escape Spawn and log out.
Like I said before, it's one of the best ways to experience the server, and also an experience that you'd most likely hardly forget.
@@dantelawrence4676 I intend to when I get a computer that can play it without lagging major balls.
Ik getting stupid minecraft vid recommendations because of 2b2t....
God dang it im one like away from making it 69 likes
@@lolom8772 aw. And I missed out on the festivities.
At this point
I wouldnt be surprised if ink sacs were a weapon on this server
No no no- quarts ore
i bet they are gonna weaponize seeds next
@S S bruh
hahaha
@S S I was replying to "because of the new item plugins, the players of 2b2t found a way to chunkban, but they had to use something, and since of seeds easy accessibility, they started making massage expanses of seeds to chunkban any players unfortunate enough to wander into one of them"
"Grown adults taking a block game serious enough to start a military style campaign against wood" 2b2t's new server description
Wow what a lazy copy
“It’s not about the trees. It’s about sending a message.”
6:56
"All the dirt is gone"
Not even 5 blocks away, a farm.
He’s not very observant
ngl yeah
He clearly meant the naturally generated land
@@matthoon3737 r/wooooosh
@@HDTomo You tried to be funny, but failed miserably, with something mainstream too. That's a fat ass L you just took
Funny how the music playing is named “treetop rock”
My man, you're and OG
The irony
DK
@@valkxr9149 ur still chill
Isn't it treetop tumble from dkc3?
EDIT: oof yeah treetop rock played later
Eventually it’s going to get to a point where you either already have stuff on the server, or you need inside connections to set you up once you get to the server.
Or a client.
And that's the way they want it
Yessss
Are you related to Kevin MacLeod?
@@chistinelane The only thing 2b2t players hate just as much as newbies is other 2b2t players. Sure, people create groups and teams to work together with like-minded players towards a common goal, but eventually all groups lose steam and motivation. And we all know that there's no such thing as friendship in 2b2t, "with me or against me", as soon as a group disbands, it's back to war.
It'd be really interesting to see how things would play out if you truly needed "a guy who knows a guy" to leave spawn.
With the patience that 2b2t players have, I still can't explain why they haven't drained the spawn of resources. They could simply empty the spawn, create a huge obsidian cage, and fill the inside of the cage with materials that will not allow the obsidian to be destroyed. And create an isolated microworld in the spawns where new players could play until they got bored of being imprisoned.
That sounds way harder than destroying the landscape
That’s an idea: Building a huge obsidian cage that covers all possible spawn locations and then fill it with lava.
Or just leveling everything with a TNT duping flying machine.
You can break obsidian with your hands thou
I'm not a 2b2t player, so take this with a grain of salt.
If players made it literally impossible to get out of spawn then no one new would join. This would mean that eventually the server would die as no new blood comes in to replace those who decide to leave. I don't think Housemaster would allow that simply because he doesn't want the server to completely die off so he would probably simply either delete this hypothetical cage entirely or put a big enough hole in it to at least make it possible for new players to leave spawn and actually play the server.
Recipe for a Fit video:
"OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT"
"We have alot to talk about today"
"Oh boy/man"
"2b2t"
*stirs fitmc soup*
The perfect formula.
“The toxic 2b2t playerbase”
Ally Up!
"You love to see it."
New players: yo, can we have some wood?
Veterans: 🇳 🇴
Mr. Beast: Let’s plant 20 million trees!
2b2t: NO.
Vee Change this to no i dont think i will
lol i was thinking the same things
Welcome to the internet where anything you do makes people upset
Foodballer456 That offends me in parallel universe
No, it was 2b2t: confused screaming because it’s having a civil war between creation and destruction.
*MrBeast has joined the server*
Oh wait, that actually happened!
@@AnguishedMan why?
@@AnguishedMan yeah, I just finished that video. I really hate Misterbeast anyway.
@@AnguishedMan and the worst part is he has obnoxious fans everywhere who lose their shit if you dare criticize their shitty RUclipsr God.
Lol
@@AnguishedMan proof it lol
War Veteran: *War flash backs* “They’re in the trees!”
Anarchy players: *taps head* Not if there’s no trees to hide in.
FavoriteSniper thank you for this
Basically us nam tactics in a nutshell
we dont need tree,we will become dirt,water,mud,anyTHINGS
@@kadinmackenzie5530 They're the trees!
FavoriteSniper agent orange time!!!!
"all the dirt is gone"
-currently looking at a bunch of dirt
JNeepshow LMAO 😂
2b2t: ❌
The oldest anarchy server: ✅
True
abc 123 Fit: *between snores* “2b2t” “oldest anarchy” “server in Minecraft”
Can we get 2 photos of Fit to make this a meme :P
@@ujkkl1253v i use horion
The dude who found that tree and started a war is like: 👁👄👁
7:40 "Huh...a sapling"
-team no trees: look at this man's coordinate, we're going there right now.
2b2t: spams tnt dupe machines to destroy trees
2x2 jungle saplings: allow me to introduce myself
2x2 spruce saplings: Are we a joke to you?
dont forget dark oak trees or my fan favorite , big spruce trees ;D
@@Kinsanth_ those are pretty good still, but jungle trees are the biggest of them all, most wood per tree. If i had access to this server i would plant the things everywhere when i get just a stack or so of them. Then BONEMEAL.
@@markfriese5970 yeah , they are maybe the biggest trees , but i had noticed that jungletrees dont give you much saplings , which is a problem. sprucetrees are very rich in saplings and even one small tree could give you at least 1-3 saplings or even more under special circumstances. when you make a big one you get almost half a stack from one tree. yeah , they are maybe smaller , but you can spam them right away and annoy theamnotrees even mor with the big taiga- sprucetrees ;D. much wood in almost no time and you dont need much bonemeal for those to grow fast :D
@@Kinsanth_ 2B2T has had plenty of different ways to dupe items. I'm sure that people have duped jungle saplings.
Adults: kids are so immature
Also adults: *starting a Minecraft tree war*
I don't think they're smart enough to qualify as adults
@DerBoss they have the body of an adult, but i dunno what they have in yhe mind
They also complain about kids joining the server.
I lost it a bit when he said that there was a team trees started against team no trees
13 year olds wouldn't start a tree war, but 6 year olds would!
Trees:Exist
2B2t: And I took that personally
Me : ay, you got my thing?
Dealer : *_slowly opening a chest with 64 sapling_* yeah, you got the money?
Yeah, I got the 3 stacks of netherite you wanted.
@@omegaultramax geez that's way to expensive
I would be the dealer
@@nebulous2827 way too cheap
@@theyoutuberscringevideosdo7221 I would rather spend 3 stacks of netherite on a chest full of saplings.
The fact that he shows the coordinates in his videos makes me question if he’s trying to screw team trees over or not
But then he places two saplings so I think he is just trying to get targetted by both teams 😂
Lol
@@PrincessKyara True Neutral energy right there
FitMC: *I play both sides, so no matter the outcome, I Will Win*
@@serverbreaker8677 *Fit Big Brain Mode: Activated*
6:57 “all the dirt is gone” turns left because there’s a bunch of dirt
Lol i notices that too
2b2t is the only server where people go out of their way to make the game a living nightmare for new players
2019: Political Struggles for power amid a fictional landscape full of icons, movers, and warriors
2020: TrEeS
69th like wheres my prize
Lol just imagine how badly Team No Trees would lose if 2b2t were ever to update to 1.16... within minutes the entire spawn region would be consumed by nylium and netherwart trees, which would be fireproof, and take even more effort to destroy than to create.
TNT
@@borderguardhausser418 *DUPE*
@@borderguardhausser418 you don't do that in the nether.
@@nirvanic3610 *_laughs in shulkers of bone meal and saplings_*
@@zerefsunlimitedshipworks nice one mate
2b2t in a nutshell:
Faction 1: Does nothing
Faction 2: Does nothing
Faction 1: Does something
Faction 2: >:(
Sounds like politics
@@Pedro-ho2xj It Quite Literally Is
@@Chris-ot9bk Sounds like politics
NotSoTurtle It quite literally is
The Cold War summarized
Arent you revealing the location of the trees? So Jepettos 2019 tree is pretty much sentenced to death
2020: Mr Beast Ocean clean up operation
2020: 2b2t draining the entire ocean
Its gonna happen
I'd join to do that.
Draining the ocean is the most biggest waste of someones time
RiceAwakes you can use clients to drain the ocean
New cheat: spongeaura.
MaBoiii have a sponge in your inventory and automatically place it near water
so in a nutshell:
Anything: *Exists*
2b2t: "Your free trial of living has ended"
anything except for giant obsidian swastikas.
Player: *gets cobble*
2b to the cobble: DIE
omg im dying letas go pog champ
Fit: lets explore and see how the conflict is going, shall we?
Also Fit: Leaves coordinates on so you can see where there are more trees to destroy
ComradeSnake definitely not smart of him
Unless.
Hes on the side of no trees
SPIEH!
@@Laughing_Dragon that fitmc is a bloody spy!
@@neinherman9989 spy around here
Okay Pleiades
“2b2t’s war against trees”
MrBeast: “Finally, a worthy opponent!” “Our battle will be legendary!”
Pfft they're just demoralised cause their wood is smaller
You deserve an Oscar sir.
Lmao
ladies and gentlemen,
WE GOTEM
Yeah their pp is smol
kas _ wood enlargement pill, made of bone block
Random Noob: *finds tree*
Virtually all of 2b2t: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT!!!
When you are the kind of person that feels the need to make new players leave so that competition never arises.
Seems like politics.
Lol
Despite new players being the only reason 2b2t survived
no homo That’s abortion but extremely late
@no homo So you mean,Sparta
@no homo and also Rome and Carthage in some ways
Can we just take a moment to admire how a war was started over some pixel trees.
No
No one:
2b2t: *Carpet bombs tree with redstone aircraft*
_They're in trees_
Sci Carft
*THE TREES BE SPEAKING VIETNAMESE*
"back in nam..."
When you make a video about tree griefing but accidentally leak the locations of the nearest tree.
OH FUK
I remember that tree stump, see you soon
Task failed successfully
Shut it down lads
0:55 And the Australians started a military campaign against birds, what's your point?
*"THATS JUST VIETNAM WITH EXTRA STEPS"*
*YES*
Vietnam if they allowed the US to use napalm
Or agent Orange
@@a_MhetOtw.4334 we did use agent orange tho so no more trees for those areas
@@B-52H that's the point. *no trees*
bro this channels pretty cool. it's made me look up 2B2T timelines and just be interested with the server and it's history. thanks fit.
To anyone who plans to “fix spawn”, you heard him plant some trees
0:54 grown adults take block game seriously enough to start a military campaign......
* *flashbacks to Rusher War where Fit massacre 40 innocent players* *
Bruh, this dude be talking like he’s The Council of 2b2t.
“Have you heard of the great stories of 2b2t, my child?”
Did you ever hear the tragedy of team no trees? I thought not. It's not a story team trees would tell you
“For centuries, the gates have concealed the spawn, removing error and keeping peace in 2b2t. Until the No Tree Nation attacked.”
_the council will decide your fate_
Ironic.
Does get a bit annoyingly pretentious after awhile...
the 20 thousand block radius part is good info for new players, so they know how far to walk to get trees, especially for people with hacked clients that are new.
Only in Minecraft you can find people who started a war over trees.
Only in 2b2t*
Naaaaah i'd say Amazonas and stuff like that
What about the banana republics?
Have u seen talking trees in vietnam ?
Correction, only in 2b2t.
Teamtrees:
Teamnotrees: Hans get the Flammenwerfer!
Jawohl!
JAWOHL
YEAHBOI 9000 its nein
Seid ihr schwul oder so
HANS DAS HOLZ IST HIER
random player: *makes a crafting table*
some grown ass adult: im gonna assemble a group of turbo nerds and spend days of my time destroying a bunch of fictional trees in a game bcus no fun allowed and its supposed to be challenging *dupes 50 double chests filled with stacks of diamond blocks*
Duped dynamite
I dont understand. They are making it impossible for the new players to even get wood. With no new players server will shut down.
@@e1532Players on 2B2T just don't want new players. The server is already massive enough with an excessively large Queue to get in (I'm talking 6 hours long last I tried it). Plus new players are less likely to get the "culture" of the server (griefing, cheats, etc).
Frankly, that hellhole of a spawn area is part of the server. If you survive it you get to take it easy until all your stuff is destroyed.
@PepStep bruh your profile photo is funny
Its the meaning of the server if you join you should know what your in for
8:51 I love how ur name is kpopbob idk I think it’s great
Literally anything: *exists*
2B2T: "So you have chosen death"
2b2t really is what I'd imagine 4chan being if it was a Minecraft server.
Its like 8 chan, but it's owner isn't a cuck
Player 1: *burns tree*
Player 2: *plants tree*
Player 1: *"WW3 it is!"*
WW tree
No its cowabunga it is !
So you have chosen death have you?
Goliath Projects World War *Trees*
I’m so ready for like 2-3 years into the future when the server is completely dead, they finally realize that making the most unfriendly environment possible for new players means nobody new comes in to keep the server alive...
But you never know how anarchy resolves
I have feeling they will be happy with claim they came back to before 2016 time
We kill new players cuz 2b2t not meant for people who gunna graze in and out, it’s for grinders and gamers that sweat profusely
@@danielcrase some of us have lives jared
@@lpawowp we both don’t have lives we are commenting on RUclips LMFAO
2020: 2B2Ts war against trees
2030: TB2Ts war against air
2040: TB2Ts war against existence as we know it
Dylank001 just imagine a bunch of 15-30 year-olds going around committing suicide and throwing splash potions of healing everywhere
2050: 2b2t’s war against 2b2t
I can only imagine their new plan will involve flooding spawn with water or lava.
*T B 2 T*
"Grown adults starting all out war against trees"
"Grown adults taking a block game seriously"
I guess you've never been on 4chan before lol
4chan and 2b2t do have some parallels
@@Guar_dian they all moved to 8chan/8kun
@@Guar_dian Nah fam, 32chan it is
A. Schröder 32 Chan was lame. The spam bots were horrible. I think they restarted everything though. Haven’t been back to check in for a few years.
Guardian Is it back? Last I heard, it was shut down cause the owner couldn’t stop all the illegal stuff put on there lol. Nuked it so he wouldn’t get in trouble.
"- What did you do today at the military base, dad?"
"- I removed every tree. In Minecraft, I didn't go to work."
"- Uh, ok"
man 2b2t players are really dedicated even if its something bad you gotta respect the dedications
I heard everytime FitMC says "the oldest anarchy server in minecraft" somewhere a dead horse gets beaten.
Well the horse is already dead so...
I think you misspelled the word banged.
@@jumbledsiren8190 r/cursed comments
I turned the likes to 666
@@Icarus-gz4vj This isn't reddit
Holy crap, I almost forgot that this is the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft!
Is this a new meme like bungee gum possessing the properties of both rubber and gum?
@@Legenducky yeah
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Good thing fit tells you
@@NurseOrysia1 wtf
Fit picks up tree saplings and plants them*
Everyone else: ight ima head out now
He's team trees
@@RaidBu13 thats why no one likes him
@@ermwhatthepardner his fan base does
@@RaidBu13 i mean the only people that matter. the ones on 2b2t
Them :2b2t is a non-governmental sever
Them: let's start a war with trees
Me: this is chaos but it's funny
"All the dirt is gone..."
SHOWS DIRT
Detzpheefe he literally tries to look away when he sees dirt
Imagine if all the trees were destroyed and all the saplings were too so everyone would be fighting over the last wood in 2b2t
Someone would likely have a log or a sapling and shove it in a stash waiting for an exploit
Lorax flash backs
@@dogsdestroytheworld for what I know (very little), you can only duplicate objects that you have, if you don't have it, you can't generate it
Lorax plot
@@joaquinignacio3277 you can generate blocks you dont have with backdoor
Tree: *exists*
2b2t players: NOW THAT’S AN AVENGER LEVEL THREAT
Lmao
"How bad could I possibly be?"
“I’m just doing what comes naturally~”
@@12hertzofZ How baaaad can i be?
I understood that reference: the Lorax
@@gabby_5820
Well, there’s a principle of nature,
(A principle of nature.)
@@Isai314 Hell yeah.