the shame awards 2023: a qualm reborn
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- ok but seriously is anyone else bothered by the fact the start of that apex legends crossover trailer talked about the past and the future and that's like the two biggest aspects of final fantasy 9 outside of memories and it felt like it was going to be ff9 related and the remake rumors still haven't stopped yet jesus christ im still seething over that
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if you're watching this again and feel like something is missing, that's because something IS missing lol
only after uploading the actual video, i began to feel pretty sour toward a particular joke i made that was quite literally just rude and mean spirited, no other way around it, so i decided to just cut it entirely afterwards in the editor
you can say what you will about it personally, but as the one who created the video, i say that i do not like it and that it should not stay so it wont, simple as that
If I may ask, which one?
is it in reference to a certain indie game
@@zerolavo13 I'm guessing it was in relation to the Pizza Tower/Cocoon debacle?
I don't blame him for cutting it out, it's my first time watching this video and I'm surprised but honestly also relieved that moment wasn't mentioned because it would've soured the video.
@@privatestraycat5975 the ironmouse one I guess?
@@demitrysualokin2796Yeah, it was the Ironmouse one.
This year's game awards:
80% celebrities circlejerking
10% awards
9% ads
1% dev respect
1000% JET SET RADIO IS REAL
10000% WORLD OF GOO... 2!!!!
the ads percent is incorrect, the entire thing was an ad so it falls into a category of its own.
let me fix your statistics.
89% celebrities circlejerking
10% awards
1% dev respect
2000% JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
there was also 1% trent reznor so honestly kinda goated
JET SET RADIOOOOOOOOOO
101% Indie devs making the same rougue-like in a yearly basis
The only way to save the game awards and remove the corporate and Hollywood taint is to rip it out from the roots and begin anew...
The Game Awards will now consist of 5 weebs in a basement handing out Crayola Model Magic sculptures of the awards and pointing the camera at a laptop that plays game trailers.
Unironically a better representation of the average gamer
Fun fact: When Spaz said "too bad you a dead mf" at 6:07, my pc blue screened.
Seeing the tweet of the Game Awards teleprompter saying, "Please wrap it up" adds so much context to this.
I hate that this is the case, but you aren't wrong....also I hate the fact that genuinely good games are almost NEVER on the game awards unless it becomes incredibly popular, like with baldur's gate. Not trying to hate on it, it's just become more of a corporate celebration than one for actually celebrating good games......truly is a sad thing. Sorry for the mild rant ^^'
Personally I found it weird that mario wonder got nominated despite coming out like a week before it was nominated.
@@dillydraws I mean....it's a nintendo game.....of course they would nominate it, most likely because nintendo bought the nomination prolly :/
God I love these two goofballs❤
They're genuinely funny and have such a sweet charm together!
6:56 It's an image i can't erase of my mind now and I love it XD
You loved kojimas delivery simulator, get ready for overdose daydream simulator where you drift from blackness into random memories of better days, just like real life
Sounds fun
I'm so glad Spaz is a fellow world of goo fan lmfao, cannot WAIT to play it to perfection
"the first game to ever sell negative 2 copies" don't disrespect Hellblade like that 😭 fucking amazing game
forgive me im still genuinely so bitter over that other trailer they showed this year that was just 10 minutes of whispering and incoherent babbling lol
It's because no one knows about The First Hellblade, But the Second one has been Shilled so many times before it was released over on E3, Summer Games Fest, and The Game Awards
Pizza Tower getting shafted for a literal who game was the biggest disappointment.
That Idris Elba Stare
LIVE IDRIS ELBA REACTION
@@cptdalek1711 cardboard cutout of idris elba.
Fast mechs and slow mechs are equally terrifying in concept its just slow mechs lean more on dread, Fast mechs are more instant terror- its the difference between being chased by a slasher villain and being chased by the doom slayer
My opinion on mechs:
+ Big hulky bastards, terrifying, can kill you in an instant, real david and goliath shit. Mechwarriors my jam
+ Fast lean bastards, terrifying, can kill you in an instant, real lovecraftian presence in the midst of humans or even helicopters. My jam
+ Moderate core bastards: A mix of the two, killable but deadly. Titanfall is my jam.
I just really like mechs.
Gyatton doesn't need to lick all this, he's a highly devious professional
Edit: I feel like the venn diagram between people who hate metal and love guilty gear music is two circles with like, two peoples' worth of overlap in the middle.
great to hear you having a nice laugh at the dumpster fire that was the game awards Banana man, hopefully things are going a bit better for ya, remember to take good care of your mental and physical health
Bethesda made that trailer thinking they'd win anything
I am so happy how you used the Kojima picture you needed
A fellow Popee the performer enjoyer
I saw World of Goo 2 and *immediately* started twerking. It's the only natural reaction.
I was watching the game awards with a friend and I had a bit where every time Baldurs Gate or Alan Wake 2 got an award I would just go ape shit and it got to the point where he literally slapped duct tape over my mouth.
(Also, hope you’re getting better mentally ❤)
Shame is right. The whole show is a damn shame.
The most incredible part of this show was Sean Murray getting on stage after NMS over promises and going "WE'RE MAKING EARTH WITH REAL MOUNTAINS!"
Brother.
The best part of the game awards was when the guy said “Peter griffin”
We've Gyatt to Stop this Rizzonance Cascade !!!
Why is nobody talking about pony island 2 man that shit goes hard and is from the inscryption guy
TGA is like a super bitter food, like you take a bite and you're grossed out, then you think, "oh it wasn't THAT bad, i just have to get used to it" and you take another bite and it's somehow worse.
Where in fucks name is titanfall 3?
Valve cant count past 3
Excellent. The only way to enjoy the game awards is to watch someone making fun of it.
At least Warframe got to be there in some capacity. It’s fun to sit down and play a round
20:15 When this sequence showed up, all my friend were saying, "Ok now how would you survive that" and I joking threw in "Bless up Rosa" and lo and behold a BUS shows up to complete the astral projected joke
16:05 yoooo snoot game mention, we so in here boiz
The rizzonance cascade :D
Besides the awesome reveal of the Sega Remakes, I just zoned out afterwards
I got Pony Island 2 and they performed Herald of Darkness live. W for me.
the oscars of video games
Idris Jpeg
1:26 seeing Netflix games I just let out a loud “bruh” and woke everyone up lmao
I wholeheartedly agree with your thoughts on this actually, shit's not right
I only watched the beginning of the game awards because i wanted to see what the new daniel mullens game is cuz im super invested in the interconnected arg lore behind all of his games, and also because p03 is just like,,, out there now after the events of inscryption ig, and i need to absorb all the information about that robot that i can find because he is a huge source of gender for me and also wadda hell is it up to.
The trans masc he/it pronouns huge tits divorced and dubious ethics robot is rad and full of gender what can i say lmao.
Who the fuck uses gender as a metric
I don't know what any of this means but I love that last paragraph, go off he/it king
That corporate music is like a cross between rap and pop and beta pre shoved on to stay relevant
Here’s an interesting trend I’ve noticed. I have a playlist of some of your videos and now (in January 2024) every time I shuffle the playlist this video is always the first one to play
Sega legit stole the show with that amazing trailer
Mr. Banana how do you feel about Elphelt joining strive?
emily
glad you have good taste in mechs
Big stompy chicken walkers > humanoid robots that move at the speed of light
@@paragonrobbie9270 por que no los dos? both have their place in mecha fiction depending on what vibe you wanna go for
If you want a Furry Game that isnt a Metroidvania nor a Roguelike, try Super Lesbian Animal RPG 😏
This video Gyatted so hard it caused a Rizzonance cascade
12:52 i genuinely thought this was kayne west for a really brief moment
YOU CUT OUT THE PART WHERE GEOFF SAID "thanks n
The only redeeming part about starfiwkd is the idea of a shotgun that you load with like game cartridges and shoot plasma and the whole thing looks plastic
The music genre at 8:15 is called hi-tech.
Rhythm games also use it a lot, hard charts write themselves when you do lol
Wow I can't believe they got Goldlewis Dickinson to attend the game awards.
Next game awards they're gonna have kojima skydiving in
RUclips auto category:
Game: Apex Legends
Thanks RUclips
The Scuffed Awards
Are you guys going trick or treating?
warframes endgame is that almost every content island has an endgame grind in it
On a scale from 0 to 10 what's your opinion on Von Lycaon
big boobs (9)
24:04 geiger counter
If your opinion of Warframe is that there's no endgame or anything to do beyond the newest expansions I feel like you haven't played much Warframe as of late
After the Angels of the Zariman update there's a new syndicate, new weapons, frames, mods/arcanes, and tileset. After Duviri Paradox there's... Duviri Paradox to run for new weapons and frames, Circuits to run for incarnons and rivens, and intrinsics to farm. After Whispers in the Walls there's a new syndicate, new weapons/frame, new tileset, events, mods/arcanes, and tough as hell weeklies.
Every recent update has introduced plenty of new content to play that's scaled to endgame level and new stuff to get after doing the associated quest.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE GAME AWARDS BUT MONSTER HUNTER FANS ARE EATING GOOD IN 2025 AND STARVING UNTIL THEN (WHY DO THEY INSIST ON ANNOUNCING A GAME THAT IS TWO YEARS AWAY)
Genuinely though, just based on the vague trailer it looks like they're taking elements from both World and Rise. I love how immersive World is, and I feel like that combined with the fast-paced action of Rise could really bring a lot to the table. :)
Ive got about 1000 hours in warframe, and you got it down perfectly
And yeah i got no idea whats going on in the story man please help me
cheese block and his wife cheese wheel shall return in due time
Why was Gonzo there, I'm not complaining I'm just confused
b'yeah
20:00 If you prefer slow mechs I'd suggest Gundam Battle Operation 2, It's hands-down the best feeling clunky robot game(other than Mech Warrior 5 ofc). It's only on console though, they've been teasing a PC port for years and the open beta was great. I'd suggest checking it out when the port finally comes out though, It's real good fun!
Edit: Phantom brigade is AMAZING if you like strategy games like front mission 3
Edit2: hope anyone reading this has a good day, Chao~
nah. even Gundam is pretty fast. slow Unwieldy is Mechwarrior/MWO. (but dont play MWO its not a very new player friendly game)
any Armored Core game that's not AC4 or AC4A is pretty slow too
GBO2 released and they fixed nothing, the servers are shit, and online doesn't work unless you have a card that supports AVX524, which is a protocol from 2016 that's apparently neccesary for porting a game on a 15 year old engine
World of Gloop
They can't give the corporate edm genre a name because if they do we will all bully it and theyll swap to a different genre to ruin.
I hope you are having a good day!
so does that mean Kyle Gabler will get Spotify account?
will you play hotline miami 2 custom levels again?
Bro hasnt heard Hawken got a reboot. Those mechs are plenty heavy feeling. Too bad its not PVP.
Salami banana
So you dont like Zone of the Enders? Cuz thats a quick mech game
Hey guys, are you felling like playing Lethal Company together sometimes? I think it would be an awesome series, especially now when the new update just came out yesterday.
series?
@@metametang7628 yeah... I'm really trying my best here. Also, I've just noticed a typo :/
I'm trans and i never even considered the t-rex pun lmao
I wait for the day that the valve logo shows up for one of these
The funni
Stormgate looks okay
But i dont want a starcraft game, i just want a rts that isnt starcraft
Damn they skipped MHW ;-;
Guess they weren't interested in it
Gaming
yuri should have gotten best va and spiderman 2 should have gotten goty
Hideo Kojima can't go bankrupt soon enough.
Fortnite,
the woke awards
Holy shit im first here. Its kinda lonely...
Second
First!
Hehe, first to comment, not first to the video :3
I’m still a mostly new Spaz and Slush viewer as I only started watching them this past year thanks to their Voices of the Void videos, but can someone tell me why they had that reaction to Ironmouse winning content creator of the year? Are they even familiar with her at all? Mouse absolutely deserved the award, she’s a disabled person who quite literally can’t leave her home due to her serious illness, and yet she’s found a way to not only bring joy to others, but found a reason to live and hopefully one day beat her disease thanks to finding something she enjoys that she can do in her situation. Was that just a very generalize “ew I hate literally all vtubers” reaction, because if so dude that’s kind of a gross generalization of all streamers who prefer to represent themselves with an avatar (and arguably hypocritical given Spaz and Slush only represent themselves with their ‘sonas).
i can confirm it was 100% knee jerk because i did the exact same thing with ninja last year solely because "influencer bad" was overtaking all other thoughts at the time and i do not know a single thing about ironmouse so none of it was personal
for the record, yeah i kinda feel like it was dumb and unnecessary in hindsight and i would have preferred to exclude it at this point (slush was also laughing at something unrelated too, if that matters at all) because these reaction videos are always negative enough as is and that part just feels rude even if it was done to ninja again like last year xd
@@SpazmaticBananahey so this is completely irrelevant to the comment but I read on a different comment somewhere that slush was trans. Is that true?
*sigh* Listen, I know she is an introvert and has a disability, but the problem with Ironmouse is these kinds of Vtubers like HoloLive and VShoujo are some not a cup of tea and most of their Fanbases consist of Simps, You saying all Vtubers are like Ironmouse puts you at a Bad Mindset because there are Vtubers of Many Variety and those are nothing but popular examples and preferably a worse first impression of what V-Tubers are in general, because it's obvious she's the only one most people (simps) are going to vote for, and I agree with Spaz about muting her when muting Ironmouse's Speech her voice is high-pitched that It's Unbearable to some like me!
Knowing absolutely 0 things about a random big V-Tuber I'd do the same tbh
also imo you're overreacting here, tone it down maybe? I'm not hating and shit, but overreacting like this on the internet is most likely gonna bring negative attention