@@-Alpeter Maybe this is a case of “It’s okay if I say it, but no one else can say it”, but Asmon’s said far worse about his mom and openly talks about how unhealthy and (intentionally or not) neglectful she was, even to this day.
@@tahmkench118 true he bought some crap that was sitting around for hours & hours probably. A proper salad bar might’ve done the job. Probably not tho lol 😆
I have this. My step dad used to force feed me shit like broccoli and American cheese melted on it. Threw up everywhere. Cried all night. It was horrible.
Nah he just doesn't eat enough. All weight gain is is calories in vs calories out. You can naturally burn like 1,800 calories a day just by existing despite the fact that everything he eats is junk, he doesn't eat much if it. Now his cholesterol on other thand is probably through the roof lol
To give Asmongold some credits: He ate it! His very stomach probably has very underdeveloped microorganism diversity. Due to him only eating different kinds of junk meat. Those very microorganism tell you what they like to eat and because of that you do like it. In Asmongolds case, if he would bring himself to eat all the different kinds of food and drink only water for a week or two, he would probably start to like a lot of those things. Granted some things he would still hate, eggs for example. But he would learn to like different kinds of food.
The biggest amazement to me is how he manages to chew the one piece of salad for almost the entire period. Stop chewing your food for 12 minutes and eat the stuff!
Honestly prepacked salad most times gross and dry and have this odd texture. you need to put some kind of vinegar or dressing. Like fat chese in salad with the sauce from that is really good.
Salad is like the most simplest of the health food. If your not able to enjoy salad here or there. You're zombified with junk food then. Theirs 100,000 edible plants not at the store, salad is like the toddlers version of the plant realm. Plants regrow cavities, hair, skin, bones, everything. Soo this is like lvl 1 peazebloom eating.
I'm here just after watching him do all the fruit. I love fruit and hate veg, I've also never had a salad until recently and this was almost my exact reaction, leafy greens have the worst taste and texture and I 100% relate
@@XX-wx7nv I've never tried that, never been a fan of vinegar but dont mind trying. You should try lemon and salt on salad where the lettuce, cucumber, tomato, (maybe some onion and coriander if you want) are cut up into tiny pieces. Tastes pretty good, perfect to have with rice or whatever.
@@bssj3223 Yea i have its not bad, but lemon is only a choice when there is no olive oil and vinegar. And quite frankly i can't imagine a normal salad as in lettuce and tomato without olive oil and vinegar + salt. 100% try it
I want to vomit with tomatoes and many salads too, i dont think his acting there.. The only salad i like is the Greek Village Salad but without the tomatoes
Well ngl salads on their own are kinda garbage. Vegetables are better when it's combined with the dish. So everything gives everything taste. Plus seasoning.
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I lost my shit when he said “I got dressing.” and pulled out A1 fucking steak sauce. Intended or not, that is comedy gold.
I mean, his mother would recommend he get that. No disrespect to the dead, but she was incredibly unhealthy.
@@Zaiqahal that's very disrespectful. Y'all need help.
@@Zaiqahal that’s uncalled for
@@-Alpeter Maybe this is a case of “It’s okay if I say it, but no one else can say it”, but Asmon’s said far worse about his mom and openly talks about how unhealthy and (intentionally or not) neglectful she was, even to this day.
My man was about to die from eating a bite of something that wasn't caked in sugar, grease, or salt.
still was a prepackaged salad haha
Watching a grown man eating salad almost dying is so entertaining
LOST TO A SALAD OMEGALUL
The Skyrim music in the background
its just like drinking beer or punching a wall, if you do it enough you stop feeling the pain and you stop noticing it tastes like garbage
Yeah but this salad fucking sucks. Fresh salads are always better annyways. St, pepper, chili flakes, and graing mustard.
@@tahmkench118 true he bought some crap that was sitting around for hours & hours probably. A proper salad bar might’ve done the job. Probably not tho lol 😆
tf are you talking about it's just salad
3 years later and dude is starting to show signs of a heart attack.
Food dysphagia can be so hard to deal with. It usually happens due to traumatic food related incidents as an infant (force feeding).
I have this. My step dad used to force feed me shit like broccoli and American cheese melted on it. Threw up everywhere. Cried all night. It was horrible.
I swear if asmon didn't have that 30th pair of chromosome he would be living a 300 pound life
Nah he just doesn't eat enough. All weight gain is is calories in vs calories out. You can naturally burn like 1,800 calories a day just by existing despite the fact that everything he eats is junk, he doesn't eat much if it.
Now his cholesterol on other thand is probably through the roof lol
@@DarthRane113 sugar*, he dont eat that much cholesterol heavy foods
As a wise man once said "It tastes like sad."
Balkan people watching this with insane amounts of disappointment
Why ?
@@johnnytable9217 cause we eat salad with every meal (except breakfast) and its a must have on the table
Eats the first salad of his entire life and picks literally the worst possible one.
Chat: "Use your hands."
Zack: "What do you think I am, a caveman?"
Chat" Yes!"
I can't, ahahahahaahah
I’ve never felt anything more in my life. Ate broccoli raw and had to listen to bodybuilding eating motivation and chug a Pepsi to get through it
broccoli raw is so good though...
@@jaynay8541 you should be isolated from the humanity for saying that
@@Lenio0 raw broccoli is just broccoli but crunchy. Is good
Ranch and broccoli is great.
Wtf
The calm epic music in the background makes this even better :D
To give Asmongold some credits:
He ate it!
His very stomach probably has very underdeveloped microorganism diversity. Due to him only eating different kinds of junk meat. Those very microorganism tell you what they like to eat and because of that you do like it.
In Asmongolds case, if he would bring himself to eat all the different kinds of food and drink only water for a week or two, he would probably start to like a lot of those things. Granted some things he would still hate, eggs for example. But he would learn to like different kinds of food.
The biggest amazement to me is how he manages to chew the one piece of salad for almost the entire period. Stop chewing your food for 12 minutes and eat the stuff!
He’s missing his back teeth
@@unanimouslyrandom2981 but it is salad... He isnt missing all of his back teeth right? Just some? Use what you do have, its like lettuce or whatever.
@@evanlakey6904in a video he said the amount of original teeth he has is down to single digits
It’s how food dysphagia works.
I would have the same reaction if I didn't put any oil or anything on it
And I thought XQC was a goblin
Honestly prepacked salad most times gross and dry and have this odd texture. you need to put some kind of vinegar or dressing. Like fat chese in salad with the sauce from that is really good.
Salad is like the most simplest of the health food. If your not able to enjoy salad here or there. You're zombified with junk food then.
Theirs 100,000 edible plants not at the store, salad is like the toddlers version of the plant realm. Plants regrow cavities, hair, skin, bones, everything. Soo this is like lvl 1 peazebloom eating.
No way this is real, I believe he is a good actor playing a character.
Oh no it's real lol. He's basically a highly successful man child, aka a unicorn
I'm here just after watching him do all the fruit. I love fruit and hate veg, I've also never had a salad until recently and this was almost my exact reaction, leafy greens have the worst taste and texture and I 100% relate
Nah he's a genius posing as a dipshit. Or he's just both.
maturity of a 6 year old
Gotta try fresh salad, not that shit lol
Also if you add lemon and salt to it.... very nice
True that. This one is the thing you want to eat when you have no other chance. Same thing like premade sandwiches.
@@bssj3223 No wtf....If you add vinegar, olive oil and salt.
@@XX-wx7nv I've never tried that, never been a fan of vinegar but dont mind trying. You should try lemon and salt on salad where the lettuce, cucumber, tomato, (maybe some onion and coriander if you want) are cut up into tiny pieces. Tastes pretty good, perfect to have with rice or whatever.
@@bssj3223 Yea i have its not bad, but lemon is only a choice when there is no olive oil and vinegar. And quite frankly i can't imagine a normal salad as in lettuce and tomato without olive oil and vinegar + salt. 100% try it
Americans in a nutshell
Sadly i had a friend just like this, only drank energydrinks and unhealthy food. We live in Sweden
grown man that doesnt eat veggies, jesus this caveman...
Cavemen would eat more veggies than Asmon.
Caveman would eat anything that moves
I want to vomit with tomatoes and many salads too, i dont think his acting there.. The only salad i like is the Greek Village Salad but without the tomatoes
did this dude really get a1 sauce for salad? ew
Zack holding that salad should be illegal also those faces Zack made is him every time he drinks something without 40+ grams of sugar in it.
This is comedy gold
Packed salads suck. Homemade or from restaurants.
This just reminds me of Fur TV where Big Ed eats a radish & nearly dies 🤣
How anyone enjoys watching this man while he’s living the lifestyle of world of Warcraft’s best player without the fat is beyond me
Bro imagine him eating a bitter gourd salad.
First time in my life I see ANTIVEGITARIAN 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like he has "healthy" food vulnerability.
Do yourself a favor and get better TTV for chrome
Dude is no garderner for sure.
no bttv pepeW
It's empty here how in healthy shop in Texas xD Only BBQ
I heard that the guy that posted this has the hottest girlfriend everrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I don't blame him salad is really really nasty
Salads are shit when u first try it lololol tha man asmon!
Ive always hated salad and veggies ever since I was a kid. I try and stomach them since they're good for you but I never stopped hating them.
brave
To be fair, that salad looks like shit xD
Well ngl salads on their own are kinda garbage. Vegetables are better when it's combined with the dish. So everything gives everything taste. Plus seasoning.
Pretty sure he’s being this dramatic on purpose lmfao come on guys
Idk I've totally been there when trying new things.
And THIS is why I am PROUD to NOT be an american
What a gay guy
like your mom :O
yeah what a loser
@Lucas Thank you, she's been dead for two years...
@Lucas ❤💪