I Built an ART PRISON in the Sims!! - Sim French Jazza Pt. 2

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  • Опубликовано: 26 фев 2020
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  • @mynameisadaa
    @mynameisadaa 4 года назад +7936

    The real slave is sims French Jazza

    • @DinhLe-pw2lr
      @DinhLe-pw2lr 4 года назад +93

      And the people watching this vid

    • @theresaordeadanimeyt5467
      @theresaordeadanimeyt5467 4 года назад +13

      name and people who are in prison ( not all only the few)

    • @mrdolphin9415
      @mrdolphin9415 4 года назад +21

      bon travail jazza, vous avez rendu les gens heureux en torturant les sims
      French for good job jazza, you have made people happy by torturing sims.

    • @zenixcannon2ndaccount952
      @zenixcannon2ndaccount952 4 года назад +1

      Yes please

    • @pati1943
      @pati1943 4 года назад +14

      Our dear leader Jim Pickens would be proud...

  • @sharzinlalebazri5673
    @sharzinlalebazri5673 4 года назад +1665

    Little did Jazza know that by making a club all about art, he could keep his slaves there for as long as he wants and actually make them draw.

    • @nicci3624
      @nicci3624 4 года назад +51

      This option!! I vote for this!

    • @aliecat7722
      @aliecat7722 4 года назад +42

      Yes! Unfortunately he doesn’t know enough about the game lol.

    • @mariebang5400
      @mariebang5400 4 года назад +24

      He doesn’t have get together tho. But yes he should do this!

    • @victoriahein5983
      @victoriahein5983 4 года назад +15

      Maybe do it again for the 3rd part. If there is no time for this French Jazza maybe he can make French Jazza again for another video, or use a cheat to age him down.

    • @salsapigeon
      @salsapigeon 4 года назад +13

      He probably has enough fulfillment for a potion of youth. It looks like he found the needs panel between videos, so maybe he will find the rewards as well

  • @princessmonkey3399
    @princessmonkey3399 4 года назад +247

    French Jazza isn’t the hero we deserved or asked for but he’s here and he’s drunk.

  • @kakashihatake4631
    @kakashihatake4631 4 года назад +433

    I can’t imagine his kid one day seeing this and his dad having a temper tantrum over a hat

    • @alijiahsmith971
      @alijiahsmith971 4 года назад +6

      i dieddddddddddddddddddddddd

    • @avaheld7055
      @avaheld7055 4 года назад +15

      If this was my dad I would be the happiest baguette in the French bakery that French Jazza didn’t see because he chose art critique and not food critique

    • @floralui7783
      @floralui7783 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @Lilysdollshouse
      @Lilysdollshouse 3 месяца назад

      Yeah 😆

  • @SwiftkillSwifty
    @SwiftkillSwifty 4 года назад +777

    Passepartout: the manga
    Passepartout French Jazza: the anime
    The Sims French Jazza: the Netflix adaptation

    • @howie3750
      @howie3750 4 года назад

      Ezzyyy something is shivery in here, I don’t know what. It’s just cold up in here.

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 года назад

      Savage! ☠️☠️

    • @tonktonk2240
      @tonktonk2240 4 года назад

      there should be a subreddit on jazza- wait is there

    • @sanablue
      @sanablue 4 года назад

      ok but why is this so true ^^'

  • @akiraskull766
    @akiraskull766 4 года назад +629

    If French Jazza wants to continue on his path of slaving people, remember that you can look your front door so that Sims can't leave, and if you make a painting club you can have them painting 24/7

    • @charlotte9162
      @charlotte9162 4 года назад +19

      Jazza doesn't have the get together expansion.

    • @LadyMisalein
      @LadyMisalein 4 года назад +18

      @@charlotte9162 yet!

    • @ikb9386
      @ikb9386 4 года назад +4

      Or move in 7 unexpecting Sims and make them your household painting slaves

  • @mooncacti3694
    @mooncacti3694 4 года назад +351

    Uh is anyone gonna tell him that you can lock the doors for everyone except French Jazza?

  • @nemesisXmars
    @nemesisXmars 4 года назад +705

    who else was disappointed when they found there is no part 3 😂

    • @manuelgonzalez825
      @manuelgonzalez825 4 года назад +75

      I think French Jazza accidentally locked himself in an art dungeon and can't get out

    • @simoneandreassen9052
      @simoneandreassen9052 4 года назад +43

      Coming in from July and still no part 3,we're just waiting on French jazza 😂😂

    • @aleiruz911
      @aleiruz911 3 года назад +16

      It is now August. Still no French jazza 3.

    • @CDMaccles
      @CDMaccles 3 года назад +14

      September, still no French Jazza

    • @jazparulan7163
      @jazparulan7163 3 года назад +8

      It's already September, but still no French Jazza

  • @soggydust1210
    @soggydust1210 4 года назад +2054

    I can't tell if he's drunk or if he's just being him self XD

  • @Loreeeb
    @Loreeeb 4 года назад +1452

    The beret is the best option, includes everything: You’ll need to be an arts critic (fame), for that you’ll need your slaves (revenge), the beret will be your token of recognition (authenticity). And wine will come as celebration 🎉

    • @izza_kat
      @izza_kat 4 года назад +13

      you have my vote

    • @cayapov
      @cayapov 4 года назад +4

      nice.

    • @jessica9906
      @jessica9906 4 года назад +5

      You've got my vote too. 👍

    • @classic_joke
      @classic_joke 4 года назад +5

      Your comment deserves millions of chef kisses.

    • @olivianguyen860
      @olivianguyen860 4 года назад +6

      got my vote (totally not bc i wanna see jazza dedicate his entire life to a beret)

  • @ErinLastNameRedacted
    @ErinLastNameRedacted 4 года назад +98

    This sounds like a good plot for a horror movie.
    “WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DOOR?!?!?”

  • @nutellaflavor4423
    @nutellaflavor4423 4 года назад +479

    Nobody:
    Jazza: *speaking in French* "I have sex with small mouses-"

    • @justintounsi
      @justintounsi 4 года назад +18

      Yeah... I know...

    • @Tom-ec4bf
      @Tom-ec4bf 4 года назад +34

      We don't talk about it...

    • @msc0505
      @msc0505 4 года назад +17

      I was dying. And searching for this comment.

    • @lebazardebecques1223
      @lebazardebecques1223 4 года назад +17

      Thank you! I'm French and couldn't understand him! xD

    • @aircoots1648
      @aircoots1648 4 года назад +2

      Wait...timestamp for that pls 😳

  • @nonameless2
    @nonameless2 4 года назад +675

    Jazza: "Im gonna become a social butterfly"
    Me: "oh, good! He's gonna have a fulfilling sims life and make friends--"
    Jazza: "SO I CAN TRAP THEM AND MAKE THEM DO MY ART FOR ME!!!! AHAHHAHAHHAHA!"

  • @ecstasy.dreamer
    @ecstasy.dreamer 4 года назад +2225

    When Jazza didn’t realize he could make the door lock for everyone but himself 😳✌🏻

    • @merakimoira4905
      @merakimoira4905 4 года назад +31

      Marinette? Shouldnt you be with adrien.. Not Jazza..

    • @WD_RatLad
      @WD_RatLad 4 года назад +15

      @@merakimoira4905 you do know that replies are public right?

    • @livvy_bea_0728
      @livvy_bea_0728 4 года назад +2

      @@merakimoira4905 I don't understand

    • @sregmi2695
      @sregmi2695 4 года назад +11

      Livvy_ bea_07 it’s from a show called Miraculous

    • @cringetrashcan8828
      @cringetrashcan8828 4 года назад +20

      In the day time
      I'm Marinette just a normal girl with a normal life

  • @taytayjoy
    @taytayjoy 4 года назад +84

    Plot twist:
    This is a cry for help
    *Jazzas being held captive for his art abilities*

  • @Marigold11037
    @Marigold11037 4 года назад +66

    Jazza:
    *Deletes door for each sim*
    "Lock for all but French" option:
    I'm about to end this man's whole career
    _I couldn't think of a better meme okay_

    • @oliviasteck6891
      @oliviasteck6891 4 года назад +3

      How about: _am I a joke to you_

    • @liamthomas4644
      @liamthomas4644 4 года назад +2

      @@oliviasteck6891 I've actually knew the man from the 'Am I a joke to you' meme. Quite a nice man.
      He's a south African actor.
      Very funny man.
      Have a good day, friend.
      Hope you have a good day.

  • @salifford
    @salifford 4 года назад +956

    “I still have no friends no hygiene and no career” that’s what happens when you get into gaming jazza.

    • @lilvixen8406
      @lilvixen8406 4 года назад +11

      Love the fact of that i read this comment exacly when he said it 😂😂 it was like listning to a book at reading it at the same time 😂😂😂

    • @Chief.117
      @Chief.117 4 года назад +1

      Nice Veronica profile picture

    • @salifford
      @salifford 4 года назад

      ThotDestroyerExreme6000 thx

    • @user-10021
      @user-10021 4 года назад

      salif ford or art

  • @calebw3905
    @calebw3905 4 года назад +759

    “No friends, no hygiene, and no career.” Jazza this just sounds like a regular art major

  • @ot4ko140
    @ot4ko140 4 года назад +71

    If you click on the door, there will be the subcategory: Lock Door For...
    Once you get the person in there, lock the door for everyone but you, and now they can't get out.
    Like so _French_ Jazza can see!

  • @harmonyspath3886
    @harmonyspath3886 4 года назад +137

    My ear buds are broken; my family just heard "WHERE ARE MY ART SLAVES?!"

  • @raelance3307
    @raelance3307 4 года назад +427

    This is THE funniest series.. I’m crying. The slow zoom on “I’m out of wine” with a green screen wine cellar

  • @wzak2
    @wzak2 4 года назад +330

    With Get Together DLC you literally can make club, that will autonomously paint for you, without much hustle.
    Plus you can expand sim's lifespan in setting so he does not kick the bucket earlier ;)

    • @lypkovska
      @lypkovska 4 года назад +15

      was gonna comment the same thing 😅 plus you can put them in a room with a bunch of easels, a couple of beds a shower and a fridge and then delete the door, so that they will literally be your slaves, living there and painting for you.
      damn, I wish Jazza sees this comment 🤣

    • @graceswan4353
      @graceswan4353 4 года назад

      this is a signal boost reply

    • @Telcrem
      @Telcrem 4 года назад +1

      You mean kick the bucket?

    • @s.sradon9782
      @s.sradon9782 4 года назад +1

      but you would have to sacrifice your money and soul to bobby koddick - the bible's antagonist

  • @leoR07
    @leoR07 4 года назад +53

    I can’t really tell if he’s like drunk or just becoming French jazza. I swear he probably has some French in him

  • @nightwolfarts7525
    @nightwolfarts7525 4 года назад +42

    Noone:
    Not a soul:
    Not even me:
    French Jazza:"I've trapped Santa!!"
    *said with disturbing joy*

  • @jennicarter6786
    @jennicarter6786 4 года назад +306

    Jim Pickens:
    -Rolling in his grave
    -Thinking about capturing jazza to PAINT for him

    • @jontyhinchliffe6958
      @jontyhinchliffe6958 4 года назад +20

      you think jim pickens will ever truly die?

    • @PyroYeet
      @PyroYeet 4 года назад +4

      Jonty Hinchliffe nein

    • @jennicarter6786
      @jennicarter6786 4 года назад +11

      @@jontyhinchliffe6958 nah he will always live in our hearts, and whatever messed up creation Kevin comes up with next 😂

    • @dksuxs4099
      @dksuxs4099 4 года назад +8

      Thats our leader

    • @k.g.donathan6271
      @k.g.donathan6271 4 года назад +11

      ALL HAIL THE DEAR LEADER!

  • @maevesmith7406
    @maevesmith7406 4 года назад +511

    Drunk Jazza is hilarious... I can't even tell if he's acting or if he's really that drunk, which somehow makes it even better.

    • @wehavenoses
      @wehavenoses 4 года назад +26

      Maevy Smith I think it’s a mix of both 😂

    • @Romy---
      @Romy--- 4 года назад +10

      Hungry Hufflepuff he's filmed a couple of videos where he drank beer and he's been really drunk.

    • @elizabethsmith955
      @elizabethsmith955 2 года назад

      Yeah 😂 it does make it that much better

  • @OurLadyOfSorrows4
    @OurLadyOfSorrows4 4 года назад +16

    I have a tip on how to trap sims and get them to paint for you! Here it is:
    Click on a friend and select 'Actions' in the interactions menu, now click 'Add to groups'. This will make a little diamond shape appear above their head. You can do this with up to 8 sims at a time. Now put a big table with chairs around it in the prison room. While in a group with other sims, click on a chair and select 'Sit together'. This will lure all your friends to sit down in the room. Now run. And lock the door. Or delete it.
    Alternatively, this is a less cruel method, you can form a club and select painting as one of the club activities. Now you can call a bunch of sims to your house to paint for you!

  • @autumnmay5211
    @autumnmay5211 4 года назад +193

    Jazza: I need art slaves
    Also Jazza: not the children

    • @taxfraud6603
      @taxfraud6603 4 года назад +16

      he has ~~some~~ morals

    • @jesseclark7105
      @jesseclark7105 4 года назад +16

      Professionals have standards

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 4 года назад +5

      @@jesseclark7105 Exactly.

    • @iampidgeon6923
      @iampidgeon6923 3 года назад +3

      @Jaki i Yea but as a child, we suck at art. Well most of us there are some exceptions.

  • @delfine9640
    @delfine9640 4 года назад +558

    Jazza in French:
    "I'm making love with little mice, goodye!" (Je fais l'amour avec des petites souris, that's what I heard)
    Me (as a French person) "What?? Oo??"

    • @lvxt5342
      @lvxt5342 4 года назад +9

      Del Fine96 you speak French too?

    • @maoneko9634
      @maoneko9634 4 года назад +22

      Je suis français aussi ça m'as fait bug 😂😂😂

    • @amande.kest2.0
      @amande.kest2.0 4 года назад +19

      Ça me rassure de pas être la seule à avoir compris ça...

    • @tsunetcraft103
      @tsunetcraft103 4 года назад +14

      Je me demande s'il sait ce qu'il a dit ou s'il a pris une phrase au hasard 😂😂

    • @briannanelson4349
      @briannanelson4349 4 года назад +25

      Me only taking French for a year and still only remember how to say bonjour 👌

  • @weirdo5696
    @weirdo5696 4 года назад +878

    Vote for wine. Jazza gets a lot more angry when he drinks wine

    • @W0B0N
      @W0B0N 4 года назад +32

      But i want the BERET!!!

    • @JenniferSara1982
      @JenniferSara1982 4 года назад +16

      I kinda wanna see him get drunk in a video again lol. But I want him to seek revenge...

    • @legobuilderfrom2000
      @legobuilderfrom2000 4 года назад +13

      @@W0B0N more wine in real life but claim the beret in the game

    • @NimueAllen
      @NimueAllen 4 года назад +3

      @@JenniferSara1982 Same, I want wine AND revenge!

    • @xXLoveKimXx
      @xXLoveKimXx 4 года назад +2

      In the end it's all about the alcohol!😂

  • @Thompouss
    @Thompouss 4 года назад +23

    "Oui, oui, oui... Je fais l'amour avec des petites souris" 😂😂😂😂 for those who didn't undertand, he says: I have sex with little mouses

  • @yeshello4861
    @yeshello4861 4 года назад +5

    I love how after Jazza said “I will take my own beret”, a thunder struck and it started raining here.

  • @marianne5055
    @marianne5055 4 года назад +524

    Use Santa’s old room as a “airlock” and then just lock the doors for everyone except French Jazz’s. Also you should probably put a cooler or fridge and maybe also a toilet in there so that they have some basic needs and won’t die on you. If you have “Get together” you can make an art club with your slaves and then simply start a gathering. Also you have the option to work from home. You should probably do this option (especially if you’re planning on throwing a party to entrap sims - so that you can try and stop them from leaving).

    • @knusern
      @knusern 4 года назад +10

      Marianne You're a special kind of evil aren't you .. I loVE IT 🙌

    • @lillientruong6350
      @lillientruong6350 4 года назад +6

      so Santa disappeared bc he died??

    • @HYPERxSONICxFANx2012
      @HYPERxSONICxFANx2012 4 года назад +4

      Wait. Sims can die?

    • @celestialbunny
      @celestialbunny 4 года назад +2

      what happens if your sim dies? Can your own sim die?

    • @shweddedglowy
      @shweddedglowy 4 года назад +3

      Omg this is so evil, I love it.

  • @anastasiaklyuch2746
    @anastasiaklyuch2746 4 года назад +126

    You can make a bed and invite someone as a "roommate" - they will stay, they will paint, and even pay for it! (needs university pack)

  • @hunterinomerino5563
    @hunterinomerino5563 4 года назад +32

    Did anyone else start getting a silent anxiety attack when he kept pouring at the start or was that just me XD

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 4 года назад +13

    "I'VE TRAPPED SANTA!"
    -Jazza 2020

  • @Goldfish10191
    @Goldfish10191 4 года назад +315

    Am I the only one who is slightly concerned for Jazza and his intentions when it comes to gaming....?

    • @justsomewerewolfwithintern151
      @justsomewerewolfwithintern151 4 года назад +23

      Friendly Paws no, we’re all *very* concerned

    • @skullfullofbooks7398
      @skullfullofbooks7398 4 года назад +9

      I mean, once I wanted all of the different types of ghosts so I made Sims just to kill them each way possible. Sims does weird things to you after a while, especially if you cheated in Sims 2. 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @Alia-bc3rc
      @Alia-bc3rc 4 года назад +4

      it's all fine.
      ..unless wine is involved..

    • @sovietbot6708
      @sovietbot6708 4 года назад +8

      @@BeilBellOnline you should watch GrayStillPlays

    • @uruxdrone
      @uruxdrone 4 года назад +1

      It’smstarting to sound like jim pickens

  • @l4rkm3ss
    @l4rkm3ss 4 года назад +1083

    “I’m out of WiNe”
    He says while being surrounded by wine bottles 😂😂😂

  • @MrShobe-yc2wt
    @MrShobe-yc2wt 4 года назад +11

    Alternate title: the study of a mans slow decent into insanity

  • @misslululipstick
    @misslululipstick 4 года назад +27

    Jazza: art dungeon!!
    Call Me Kevin has entered the chat.

    • @Anna-zi7sx
      @Anna-zi7sx 4 года назад +3

      Miss Lulu Lipstick only or dear leader is much more competent at making art slaves xD

  • @detectivesnickers6176
    @detectivesnickers6176 4 года назад +189

    Jazza: this is a family friendly channel
    Also Jazza: *drinking constantly and yelling about slaves*
    Lol

    • @exintrovert6803
      @exintrovert6803 4 года назад +2

      Meow Meow f-king beret!!!!!

    • @elariesink437
      @elariesink437 4 года назад +16

      Hey it may be family friendly but we didn't ask what kind of family

    • @detectivesnickers6176
      @detectivesnickers6176 4 года назад +1

      @@exintrovert6803 lol

    • @detectivesnickers6176
      @detectivesnickers6176 4 года назад +1

      @@elariesink437 you have a point there lol

    • @k8xt
      @k8xt 4 года назад

      Elaries Ink lmaoooo 💀 some different type of family but I’m feeling it

  • @leemakin2369
    @leemakin2369 4 года назад +189

    Forcing people to paint for him, Jim Pickens would be so proud.

    • @Dumpstergoblins
      @Dumpstergoblins 4 года назад +10

      He would probablly make Jazza one of his painting slaves ...

    • @Wisprea
      @Wisprea 4 года назад +6

      Omg Jim Pickens is everywhere 😂

    • @WilloWly.Beloved
      @WilloWly.Beloved 4 года назад

      Yes!

    • @komivica8855
      @komivica8855 4 года назад +3

      Oh, Our Lord and Saviour finally gets the recognition he deserves on this channel as well

  • @charlietheghost4321
    @charlietheghost4321 4 года назад +5

    I'm pretty sure French Jazza will kill someone if he doesn't get that beret

  • @faemonae
    @faemonae 4 года назад +11

    Imagine how this could have gone if he realized he could lock the doors so only sim jazza could use them

  • @flickcine
    @flickcine 4 года назад +77

    When Jazza gets Sim advice from CallMeKevin 😂😂😂

    • @szabolcstiger2290
      @szabolcstiger2290 4 года назад

      @@yannkam2127 ah yes, another one joins the cult.

  • @amazingamatsu
    @amazingamatsu 4 года назад +302

    I've actually been waiting for this video and I'm not 100% sure why

    • @shalomb1682
      @shalomb1682 4 года назад +2

      SAMe

    • @MythicPagesPublishing
      @MythicPagesPublishing 4 года назад +2

      Me too!

    • @kazbutler
      @kazbutler 4 года назад +7

      The French Jazza effect...

    • @maydayfae
      @maydayfae 4 года назад +1

      @@kazbutler A new scientific anomaly based off an artist with a terrible french accent and a mildly unstable mental stability.

    • @theresa_lili
      @theresa_lili 4 года назад

      Ditto

  • @perfectlyhopeless
    @perfectlyhopeless 4 года назад +7

    I love that the auto-captions said "I'm gonna be an arse" instead of 'art critic'

  • @marsisgay936
    @marsisgay936 4 года назад +10

    I think when you get career gifts they show up in your sim's inventory, try checking there.

  • @rainebat
    @rainebat 4 года назад +35

    Watching a Australian man pretending to be a maniacal French artist going slightly insane while playing the sims is my favourite things to do with my Thursdays night

  • @papayatoca7947
    @papayatoca7947 4 года назад +116

    "in art, you feel free to draw what you want, whenever you want"
    *Jazza has left the chat*

  • @candiceminichini
    @candiceminichini 4 года назад +6

    It’s been 2 months... where is part 3? Please finish the series!!!

  • @zeta802
    @zeta802 4 года назад +5

    Where the hell us part 3 to this video? I need part 3. Help me!!! I’m dying to find out what happened

  • @RedWerth
    @RedWerth 4 года назад +603

    "Je fais l'amour avec des petites souris" means : "I fuck little mice"
    La vidéo commence déjà trop bien xD

    • @Tom.mrl18
      @Tom.mrl18 4 года назад +26

      Touthenkube tu es français ? Je pensais être le seul français à regarder ses vidéos

    • @Leo-kh1fd
      @Leo-kh1fd 4 года назад +11

      Yay je me sentais seul :0

    • @mautida9998
      @mautida9998 4 года назад +16

      En plus on aurait dit qu’il avait dit “fait la mort” XD

    • @breadthatsred5815
      @breadthatsred5815 4 года назад +81

      (French comment that I can't write cuz I don't know French)

    • @jackson2556
      @jackson2556 4 года назад +10

      C’est bizarre, il a besoin de vérifier ce que signifie avant de dire! Désolé pour le mauvais Français j’apprends juste xd

  • @jptyrannosaurus29gaming73
    @jptyrannosaurus29gaming73 4 года назад +152

    JAZZA: *ENSLAVES FRENCH JAZZA*
    Abraham Lincolin: *rolling in grave intensifies*

  • @MrFransy
    @MrFransy 4 года назад +6

    Is there already a part 3??

  • @emilyrijsberman2024
    @emilyrijsberman2024 4 года назад +3

    I’m French and that intro made me feel a lot of things Edit: The way he poured whine and broke the bread makes me wanna cry

  • @dreadthemadsmith
    @dreadthemadsmith 4 года назад +102

    "Where is Santa Claus?! I'M LOSING ALL MY ART SLAVES!" - Jazza

  • @snowbloodapple
    @snowbloodapple 4 года назад +49

    _Jazza: I still have no friends no hygiene and no career_
    *_As an art major, I felt that_*

  • @alexischristensen6496
    @alexischristensen6496 4 года назад +8

    The beret started French's journey, it should end it.

  • @SarahRenaeClark
    @SarahRenaeClark 2 года назад

    My stages of watching this video and part 1:
    1. I haven’t played sims in ages
    2. Why haven’t I seen this video until now?
    3. I’m worried for French Jazza
    4. Oh wait… I think I’ve been through a “enslave the sims” phase too. I’m worried for me.
    5. The sims has come a long way. I feel old.
    6. I’m further worried for French Jazza
    7. Those montages were amazing.
    8. I think we need more Sims and French Jazza.

  • @Alysssaia
    @Alysssaia 4 года назад +83

    " What do you see when a duck bends over?
    *A butt quack* "
    -Jazza 2020
    I'm quacking up right now.
    Like we actually need a shirt of this.

    • @miunya
      @miunya 4 года назад

      It was butt quack

    • @Alysssaia
      @Alysssaia 4 года назад

      @@miunya lmao fixed. Im so dum

  • @yi10g
    @yi10g 4 года назад +88

    * Jazza wears his french outfit *
    me, having passpartout flashbacks

  • @mirenjit98
    @mirenjit98 4 года назад +8

    WHERE’S PART 3 JAZZA OWN UP

  • @Domnom87
    @Domnom87 4 года назад +1

    I was so invested in this series... I keep checking back for part three

  • @ChouchouBabou1
    @ChouchouBabou1 4 года назад +310

    Wait, what did you say in your intro haha ?
    "Je fais l'amour avec des petites souris" ?
    I am making love with small mice ? I'm very confused

    • @yopi_yopi
      @yopi_yopi 4 года назад +31

      Same. I wonder if i heard that right but knowing him...probably.

    • @greysonshade1489
      @greysonshade1489 4 года назад +12

      So my french isn't great but being as he placed petite before souris wouldn't that mean child mice?

    • @liammartin42
      @liammartin42 4 года назад +12

      Actually petite mean small, child is translated by enfant in French (I'm French by the way)

    • @nicolastousignant9160
      @nicolastousignant9160 4 года назад +16

      Now i want 1 hour of jazza talking on the phone in french.

    • @greysonshade1489
      @greysonshade1489 4 года назад

      Alright. Is there any significance in the petite coming before as opposed to after in this instance?

  • @lerpietong
    @lerpietong 4 года назад +457

    Jazza: *BONJOURRRR*
    me: *almost having a heart attack*

    • @mrzebra9124
      @mrzebra9124 4 года назад +3

      Hahaha

    • @yowtaf7753
      @yowtaf7753 4 года назад +9

      I literally put my headphone on extra high and was doing something and he said that and I literally basically died

    • @yowtaf7753
      @yowtaf7753 4 года назад +2

      Imagine if he just spilt it all over himself

    • @rubberduck8631
      @rubberduck8631 4 года назад +4

      Its even more scarier that im on vacation in france

  • @omega_shalow
    @omega_shalow 4 года назад +30

    Option 4.
    Me: What do we want?
    People: BERET!!
    Me: Why do we want it?
    People: BERET!!

  • @imogenbell6304
    @imogenbell6304 4 года назад +4

    This is the funniest sim series I’ve ever seen, I can’t wait for part 3!! You’re friggin hilarious jazza 😂

  • @yowtaf7753
    @yowtaf7753 4 года назад +54

    Jazza: wanting to force people to paint so he can finally let his sim eat and actually be human
    4:48 gets sad about cleaner leaving

  • @ashvinir2014
    @ashvinir2014 4 года назад +340

    Jazza should make more of his own characters who can become slaves for French Jazza. The slaves won’t leave or disappear.

    • @RumblesLikeDumblebee
      @RumblesLikeDumblebee 4 года назад +24

      Art Goblins

    • @tuidraw9955
      @tuidraw9955 4 года назад +10

      or just let his 'friends' move in

    • @ashvinir2014
      @ashvinir2014 4 года назад

      Winterblume :3 they’ll disappear

    • @kyoxtohru112
      @kyoxtohru112 4 года назад +8

      @@ashvinir2014
      Move-in means they'll become part of Jazza family.
      Though if you want save labor never leave the lot and make them all join part of a club that only paint. This option can't really happen if he wants that Barre.

  • @caelum_0255
    @caelum_0255 4 года назад

    11:44 - 11:55 is my main mood for the rest of the year

  • @hazellittlearts9441
    @hazellittlearts9441 4 года назад +3

    11:29 That moment I thought Jazzas head was about to pop! 😂

  • @astra95r
    @astra95r 4 года назад +28

    05:14 Oh no we lost him. Hes gonna be the next Kevin

  • @LazyLoonz
    @LazyLoonz 4 года назад +79

    Your such a perfect let's player, your voice, your dad jokes, you need to play games more.

  • @RoarTheRapper
    @RoarTheRapper 3 года назад +1

    Not gonna lie that “butt quack” joke killed me 😂

  • @freshbloominclothing
    @freshbloominclothing 4 года назад

    The editing of this video is sheer perfection.

  • @brickstitch435
    @brickstitch435 4 года назад +59

    It's funnier watching him delete the doors when you know that he could lock them😂😂 I should delete doors more often🤣

    • @YouShotMyRobot
      @YouShotMyRobot 4 года назад +4

      Queen Carolynn old school methods 😂

  • @redgtr
    @redgtr 4 года назад +41

    These videos are tough to watch at work (can't have headphones).
    Jazza: *talks super quiet so I turn up the volume*
    Jazza 2 seconds later: SCREAMING IN AUSTRALIAN/FRENCH AUSTRALIAN
    😂

  • @kimstewart7332
    @kimstewart7332 4 года назад +8

    So i think he is trying to say he makes love with a little smile, but the way he pronounced it was he makes love with a little mouse 🐁🐁🐁🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopheroliver1179
    @christopheroliver1179 Год назад +1

    The Sims Serie is the BEST Thing i ever seen

  • @chihirofujisaki6894
    @chihirofujisaki6894 4 года назад +99

    Jazza: *Makes an art slavery room and traps Santa to work for him*
    Me: I've seen this somewhere before...

  • @maddiemoon5149
    @maddiemoon5149 4 года назад +18

    1:04 Could someone make a gif of French Jazza pouring wine? :)) That's just a whole ass mood

    • @maddiemoon5149
      @maddiemoon5149 4 года назад +1

      Can someone make a gif of 5:33 too? :))

  • @reaganjanaerichard5009
    @reaganjanaerichard5009 4 года назад

    Option 2 is my favorite because I love I think it fits French Jazza's personality. I want to watch him fail at life and decide it's the world's fault, and then become a Bond villain.

  • @spacegalaxy19
    @spacegalaxy19 4 года назад +1

    As a sims player and an art lover, this is perfection👏

  • @BarelyRegalSpoods
    @BarelyRegalSpoods 4 года назад +55

    Make a group meal and “call to meal” in the room you want everyone in. The call to meal prompt is on the plate of food. Good luck lol

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 4 года назад +2

      French Jazza: More like a last supper. Mwhahahaha!

  • @inzomniacZz
    @inzomniacZz 4 года назад +27

    If you have “get together” expansion, you can make a club and invite random sims. Then set it so that all they do is paint, and start a gathering.

  • @Lollykitty94
    @Lollykitty94 4 года назад

    you come up with one diabolic plan after another - I love it!!

  • @RottenRobyn
    @RottenRobyn 4 года назад

    YAY I was so ready to see part two!!!

  • @leomotion3
    @leomotion3 4 года назад +136

    Jazza hoping he actually found a friend.
    Jazza: “Oh its the cleaner”

  • @LexiTheDoodler
    @LexiTheDoodler 4 года назад +353

    Jazza: *cries* where's my beret?
    Also Jazza: *drinks entire bottle of wine*
    Also Also Jazza: *cries again* I'm out of wine *God Forsaken noise*
    Yup. This is EXACTLY why I subscribed

  • @lilfurrypaws
    @lilfurrypaws 4 года назад

    French Jazza is horrifyingly amazing.
    That's how I keep friends to French Jazza.

  • @skyisonfire6070
    @skyisonfire6070 4 года назад

    Jazza is such a good actor, to be honest... Amazingly entertaining!

  • @eadsk99
    @eadsk99 4 года назад +80

    Jazza: so that I can turn them into paintings-
    Me: oh, okay
    Jazza: -SLAVES
    ME: Jazza. You have discovered the true use for the sims

  • @zouz1803
    @zouz1803 4 года назад +84

    For those wondering, in the beginning he literally said : « ah yes hello, I make love to little mice » you’re welcome :)

    • @W0B0N
      @W0B0N 4 года назад +2

      EXPOSED

  • @merciless9146
    @merciless9146 4 года назад +1

    At 8:20 that lady's skin color is very fitting for that joke

  • @MadCrazeTheBlade708
    @MadCrazeTheBlade708 4 года назад

    Thank you, I NEEDED a second part of this

  • @Red-in1xe
    @Red-in1xe 4 года назад +206

    What's sleep when you can watch French Jazza
    WATCHING HIM POUR THAT WINE GAVE ME SUCH ANXIETY
    This channel truly is just watching Jazza go insane
    "If you know what i... *giberish* Slavery."
    FAMILY FRIENDLY CONTENT
    Also, French should get the beret because that's kinda been the driving point of the series thus far(plus Jazza might actually go insane if he doesn't)

    • @missimmi
      @missimmi 4 года назад +2

      The beret must be acquired!

    • @ammitante
      @ammitante 4 года назад +1

      i agree with that! XD

  • @MatsuyoRific
    @MatsuyoRific 4 года назад +73

    Throw a party, delete the front door once everyone is in so they can't escape later.

    • @JaelBreton
      @JaelBreton 4 года назад +7

      You don't have to delete the doors. you can lock them so no one but you can get in or out.

  • @anapedrocarvalho7001
    @anapedrocarvalho7001 4 года назад +1

    Continue the saga of French jazza it’s so funny

  • @rikki_guccif4m
    @rikki_guccif4m 4 года назад +1

    Go for the beret because that was the whole point of this series Jazza
    you make my day thank you