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Комментарии • 635

  • @BeavisMcThe
    @BeavisMcThe Месяц назад +312

    "You do not need faith to believe in science" is my favorite quote. Well said!

    • @LittleRadicalThinker
      @LittleRadicalThinker Месяц назад +12

      You do, unfortunately, that’s why some fields of science are totally rotten to core. There are a lot of things you need to have faith in science just to do science. The fortunate part is we have peer reviews by scientists themselves to criticize every single thing in researches. However some fields are still totally messed up from the beginning.

    • @kathybrem880
      @kathybrem880 Месяц назад +14

      @@LittleRadicalThinkerprove it

    • @Trabantoslaw
      @Trabantoslaw Месяц назад

      Of course you need a lot of faith to believe in so-called "sCiEnCe". If in doubt, ask yourself if you have ever seen a flu virus with your own eyes.

    • @LittleRadicalThinker
      @LittleRadicalThinker Месяц назад +4

      @@kathybrem880 That would be easy. Light travels in vacuum at the speed of 300k km/s, how do you scientists know that? Specifically, how do they know light won’t travel faster in some part of vacuum and slower in some other part?

    • @jontijerina3340
      @jontijerina3340 Месяц назад +3

      Maybe faith is the wrong word for it, but I do think that an honest study of science requires us to know that there are things about the world which are beyond our comprehension and/or ability to comprehend. Noam Chomsky, one of the worlds most famous scientists and most cited scholars said that “we’re not angels”, and that like any organism there must be limits to our knowledge.

  • @Eric_01
    @Eric_01 Месяц назад +103

    I'm actually a little surprised that JWs eat any cake at all. Surprised they haven't demonized the desert entirely.

  • @re16in
    @re16in Месяц назад +164

    How pertinent is it that the 35 year old teenagers talking about faith are from Norway

    • @BeavisMcThe
      @BeavisMcThe Месяц назад +24

      I'm glad you pointed that out, I hadn't noticed, but it is interesting 😉

    • @TheImprovised
      @TheImprovised Месяц назад +35

      When the girl said the whole class stayed to watch her cartoon, I immediately thought: And then everybody clapped.

    • @re16in
      @re16in Месяц назад +14

      @@TheImprovisedlol I'm sure 5 students wanted a Bible study after watching that video!

  • @davidhill8565
    @davidhill8565 Месяц назад +115

    Worshipping Jehovah of Watchtower is like worshipping Kim Jong-un, the leader of North Korea.

    • @Twist-e2u
      @Twist-e2u Месяц назад +6

      Imagine if Jehovah was a real life person.

    • @antoniaalabama2234
      @antoniaalabama2234 Месяц назад +2

      At least big old Kimmy is a real person

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 29 дней назад +4

      Yeah, I'm surprised a lot of them don't consider it idolatry. It seems like they worship the watch tower more than god 😅

  • @silliest_gooose
    @silliest_gooose Месяц назад +114

    When I heard the words 'jw tiktok account' I immediately thought of Stephen Lett drinking a grimace shake.

    • @miuki2721
      @miuki2721 Месяц назад +5

      He ended up in Heresy.

    • @itsabutton45
      @itsabutton45 Месяц назад +12

      Can he do the cinnamon challenge

    • @matiasyannuzzi9655
      @matiasyannuzzi9655 Месяц назад +7

      How to make the brainrot even worse.

  • @angel._princess
    @angel._princess Месяц назад +185

    I really can't believe it, I'm so worried about the children jeova's witnesses, they don't have a childhood and live in fear. :(

    • @janicehussock7735
      @janicehussock7735 Месяц назад +28

      Me. So many other children and teens are destroyed by these men. Bullies in bad suits.

    • @DiosanXaquerry
      @DiosanXaquerry Месяц назад +9

      I suffered when that was my fate in that "faith" ...

    • @kbbrown8154
      @kbbrown8154 Месяц назад +13

      My husband was a JW. He decided to do an unalive in January. I despise this religion.

    • @janicehussock7735
      @janicehussock7735 Месяц назад

      @@kbbrown8154 sorry. Heart breaking

    • @ChiChiLee-vd1mg
      @ChiChiLee-vd1mg Месяц назад +11

      You have a right to worry. I was raised in it, did not have a normal childhood because of the jw. As an adult, I now have depression and an anxiety disorder. My social skills stink.

  • @Uberman138-e3c
    @Uberman138-e3c Месяц назад +39

    As a catholic i'm suprised this cult is still allowed to oparate.

    • @turkey4802
      @turkey4802 Месяц назад +9

      It’s really sad they’re so big it counts as a religion now, something should’ve happened but the government can’t do anything about it. But I do know Greece does have a rule where you can’t knock on doors if it’s for preaching.

    • @Dragon-s7h
      @Dragon-s7h Месяц назад +4

      @@turkey4802w Greece

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 29 дней назад +4

      Bro, careful what you say. You guys are also hella' weird.

    • @turkey4802
      @turkey4802 29 дней назад +2

      @@SleepyMatt-zzz Erm what are you talking about...

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x 24 дня назад +1

      I'm an ex Catholic and studied with the witnesses. They're exactly the same. "Lord, I am not worthy..." they both teach us we are worth nothing. Gotta admit, though, JW beats the micks hands down with their disfellowshipping.

  • @ryaneakins7269
    @ryaneakins7269 Месяц назад +131

    I've learned a valuable lesson from Rebekah. If I want a wife, I should just walk into a Kingdom Hall, point at the prettiest one there, and tell her father that Jehovah has commanded her to marry me. Can’t fail!

    • @imjonathan6745
      @imjonathan6745 Месяц назад +7

      this is the way

    • @McSenkel
      @McSenkel Месяц назад

      Don't forget to bring your camel.

    • @AudreeRobinson
      @AudreeRobinson Месяц назад +1

      @@imjonathan6745That’s the only way! I don’t know how people of other religions do it 💀

    • @ChiChiLee-vd1mg
      @ChiChiLee-vd1mg Месяц назад +1

      @@ryaneakins7269 🤣🤣

    • @NoemieC413
      @NoemieC413 24 дня назад +4

      In high school, I had a friend who went to a VERY, um... Interesting Pentecostal church. The youth pastor had told the parents of a fellow church member that he has a dream that God said he should marry her, and her parents gave permission and they were married soon after.... Now comes the worst part of the cringe.... At the time of their marriage, this youth pastor was 22... His bride to be? 16. And for context, this was in 1999/2000

  • @davidhill8565
    @davidhill8565 Месяц назад +40

    I am evil in the eyes of Jehovah’s Witnesses, but I’m a good person in the eyes of outsiders.

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 Месяц назад +1

      Same here

    • @user-bs4md9hw9o
      @user-bs4md9hw9o Месяц назад

      Same XD

    • @NightmareRex6
      @NightmareRex6 28 дней назад

      hell A fire and fartstone/brimstone hell B worshipping a God that can read your midn and will fling you to hell MOMENT think "wow hes kinda crazy" EVEN innocenrly. hell C : nihillity. i want NOT A B OR C! but if HAVE to have one guess will take B then C then A last.

  • @Mr.Watermelon3
    @Mr.Watermelon3 Месяц назад +254

    “Babe wake up, it’s Saturday morning cartoon propaganda :)”

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp Месяц назад +60

    9th grade biology, the teacher began the class with "some people will try to tell you that everything was created the way it is now, you should know that is BULLSHIT." Of course i laughed but i was a Jehovah-Kid so i did the work but didn't think twice about it, it was just school work. had a super popular hot blonde 10th grader next to me who ended up liking me and i did nothing about it. Thanks Jehovah.

    • @t0m_mcc
      @t0m_mcc Месяц назад +6

      Maybe she liked you because you didn't try anything on :)

    • @auditordoscientosveintitre5545
      @auditordoscientosveintitre5545 Месяц назад +6

      If you shot your shot she might have said: "Oh, you're so sweet and cute. Let's be friends."

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp Месяц назад +2

      @@auditordoscientosveintitre5545 the truth hurts

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 29 дней назад +1

      Teacher sounded based 😎

  • @UndeadEggmiester
    @UndeadEggmiester Месяц назад +49

    I laughed hard when the girl was like " I told my teacher about my beliefs and he said" " why not tell the whole class about your religious beliefs in a science class". I am just like sure girl you can say that but we all know that bullshit.

    • @Tabascofanatikerin
      @Tabascofanatikerin Месяц назад +9

      Yeah...
      And later she says something like "People try to take away your faith and break it down" after she forced her religious indoctrination on her classmates and teacher, trying to take away what they have learned about evolution.

  • @adrian_9951
    @adrian_9951 Месяц назад +64

    This channel rocks. My newly out friend (whos been in 30 years and woke up during covid) loves it too. Please keep doing this✊🏿 cringed when the beat kicked in on that second video

    • @exjwpandatower
      @exjwpandatower  Месяц назад +14

      Thank u!!

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 Месяц назад +11

      The covid era really set a lot of people free. Strange how once you get away from those ridiculous meetings that their entire belief system falls apart.

  • @frostysnoman9091
    @frostysnoman9091 Месяц назад +27

    It's disgusting how they use Disney-style animation and outro music to draw in kids who are drawn to Disney films

    • @definitivamenteno-malo7919
      @definitivamenteno-malo7919 Месяц назад

      Absolutely, that girl is completely ripped off from that girl who turns into a giant red panda, they just made her afroamerican lmao lazy fucks😂

    • @auditordoscientosveintitre5545
      @auditordoscientosveintitre5545 Месяц назад

      But for them, Disney is Satanic.

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 20 дней назад +1

      idk which one is worse...
      the new Đisney or the JW

    • @Hella_the_Destroyer
      @Hella_the_Destroyer 18 дней назад

      ​@@johnynoway9127The new Disney has been letting the Jehovah's Witnesses cult members to solicit/proselytize their religious beliefs in the Downtown Disney district, as of the 13th of May, 2024, which is the last time I'll be going there! Ruined My day. I was already on the fence about the Disney from recent years but that was absolutely the last straw.

  • @fourstones1860
    @fourstones1860 Месяц назад +73

    my timbers have officially been shivered

  • @loneshewolf74
    @loneshewolf74 Месяц назад +38

    As a kid I felt alienated enough without the belief that just touching birthday cake would make Jehovah "sad".

    • @Tigressvanah02
      @Tigressvanah02 Месяц назад +3

      I ate tf out of that cake and it would make me feel guilty afterwards but I didn't care enough to decline when offered. 😂

    • @NightmareRex6
      @NightmareRex6 28 дней назад

      i just dont want jehiva to fling me into hell or nihillity for petty "sins"

  • @floriansunbackyard
    @floriansunbackyard Месяц назад +38

    I've lost the cringe challenge on the first film about Rebecca, it's just SO DISTURBING I can't even-

    • @nablamakabama488
      @nablamakabama488 Месяц назад +7

      Finally she has realised that sending her sister away with a weird stranger is the will of god. Praise Dzhehova. 😂

  • @bytejourneycodes
    @bytejourneycodes Месяц назад +29

    Not wanting to provide someone with life saving blood must be the most opposite of Jesus behaviour that ever existed, followed by a close second of shunning someone into non existence for having different beliefs than yourself.

    • @susancorbett8155
      @susancorbett8155 Месяц назад +8

      My son had major surgery four weeks ago and had to have multiple (30+)blood transfusions. It was a repeat of a procedure he had done eight years ago. That time he nearly died due to blood loss so this time the surgical team were well prepared. I cannot understand the cruelty of not allowing a life saving action.

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz 29 дней назад +1

      Apparently they thought it was a form of cannibalism, which is a bit of a stretch. I don't think ancient Jews knew what blood types were, let alone anything about blood back in the day 😂

  • @BooBooBugalugs
    @BooBooBugalugs Месяц назад +19

    Don't know about cringing, but I burst into tears at the music cartoon! I've been out for years but the jwchild inside me was screaming that she wanted to be a diamond and would try even harder to please Jehovah!
    It breaks my heart that kids are still being indoctrinated and broken, and never forget that it's 24/7 from pre-birth!

  • @AbigayleFall-sp3wt
    @AbigayleFall-sp3wt Месяц назад +26

    Those poor people :( you can literally see that there is no soul left behind their eyes 💔

    • @KatyCupcakes
      @KatyCupcakes Месяц назад +8

      Because the org owns their soul and told them they don’t have one

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 Месяц назад +1

      @@KatyCupcakes ok that’s just terrifying

    • @user-bs4md9hw9o
      @user-bs4md9hw9o Месяц назад

      @@alexv3372but true

  • @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim
    @EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim Месяц назад +46

    'Thinking ability' , wright channels, 'work to life, etc...
    My goodness, this broadcast contains a truck load of loaded language!😳

  • @peterevans884
    @peterevans884 Месяц назад +48

    What always gets me is that Jews were forbidden to say the name of god, especially a name that didn't actually exist until the 13th Century

    • @definitivamenteno-malo7919
      @definitivamenteno-malo7919 Месяц назад +7

      It was most likely pronounced "Yahu" like "Yah - Who", if you wonder

    • @KahlessTheUnforgettable
      @KahlessTheUnforgettable 19 дней назад

      As a Jew I’d just like to point out a couple of things: the name of God (in this context) has existed for far longer than the 13th century. During the time of the 2nd Temple is when uttering God’s name became taboo (but NOT forbidden) as it was okay to say his name on Day of Atonement. Sometime around the destruction of Jerusalem, the true pronunciation of the name was lost. What was created in the 13th century was the Tetragrammaton; which is in many ways a placeholder theonym for the original pronunciation that has been lost. Far earlier Jews even had a Trigrammaton (YHW) which almost certainly was them developing a similar concept.

  • @Queenolgi1
    @Queenolgi1 Месяц назад +14

    I believed I do not deserve to live. I only deserve to live if I obey them. This is traumatic. I was depressed! All my past I believed not to deserve to live and be loved.

  • @robbiehasnobones
    @robbiehasnobones Месяц назад +33

    the kicker for me is that gay marriage is not allowed but marrying your cousin is totally cool!

    • @allisonmarie7678
      @allisonmarie7678 Месяц назад +7

      Both my cousins are married to each other and he's a elder n she a pioneer, yuk

    • @auditordoscientosveintitre5545
      @auditordoscientosveintitre5545 Месяц назад +3

      Everything is nice when it remains within the family. 🙃

    • @alexv3372
      @alexv3372 Месяц назад +2

      @@allisonmarie7678 wtf😨

    • @avaarrow7478
      @avaarrow7478 Месяц назад +5

      And remember, kids, it's cool because the ancient egyptian pharaohs did it! Wait... uh...

    • @rennoc6478
      @rennoc6478 Месяц назад +1

      @@allisonmarie7678sweet home Alabama

  • @ladyflea3105
    @ladyflea3105 Месяц назад +7

    This movie inspired me to get my nose pierced. Praise Jehovah!

  • @ImNotThatGuyFr
    @ImNotThatGuyFr Месяц назад +23

    I like how yt keeps reccomending this guy to me

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 Месяц назад +2

      SUBSCRIBE

  • @funtime_omega7781
    @funtime_omega7781 Месяц назад +38

    Ah yes, just me, my eggs, my orange juice, and some good ole' Saturday morning cartoon propaganda

  • @concamon1364
    @concamon1364 Месяц назад +11

    I really can't believe how rapidly this channel has grown
    I remember when you only had like 3k subscribers
    Now you're legit one of the largest exjw platforms on any social media. Congrats bro 🔥

  • @star_1793
    @star_1793 Месяц назад +17

    Ive been watching your videos for the past week or so, very recently. And I gotta say your commentary, the insights and just the editing for comedic effect at times is just amazing. Thank you for giving me such an insight on this cult like religion 😭😂 Saludosssss

  • @Athena-nk3qc
    @Athena-nk3qc Месяц назад +20

    3:00 if you have to convince yourself that your god’s advice is the right advice, then it probably isn’t.

  • @ExJwMJ
    @ExJwMJ Месяц назад +34

    That little cartoon man reminds me of Lego. The way he jumps

  • @MtheBarbarian
    @MtheBarbarian Месяц назад +20

    Canonically, Rebekah was between 3 and 14 years old. Isaac was 40. Let that sink in.

    • @gatewoodanimations9753
      @gatewoodanimations9753 Месяц назад +3

      🤢

    • @blank4502
      @blank4502 24 дня назад +1

      The Bible often records events, but not always times. In addition, the message of her birth took who knows how long to arrive, thus time may have passed.

    • @SurprisedBluebonnetFlowe-ng4fx
      @SurprisedBluebonnetFlowe-ng4fx 20 дней назад

      Although we don't know how old she was I'm sure she wasn't 3 years old 😮

    • @johnynoway9127
      @johnynoway9127 20 дней назад +1

      ​@@SurprisedBluebonnetFlowe-ng4fxto be fair... in ye olden times kids were often married young

    • @Regigigas_YT
      @Regigigas_YT 13 дней назад

      @@blank4502 Not enough time for her to be 18 that's for sure.

  • @dragon1011dk
    @dragon1011dk Месяц назад +26

    "..The bell rang but EVERYONE stayed and watched (my propaganda movie, in School? FUCK NO)"
    She should h:ave ended it with "And everyone clapped"
    I cringed at 18:45!

    • @DarksoulAndDarkKnight_
      @DarksoulAndDarkKnight_ Месяц назад +4

      Yeah I know, right? While everything else is a clear sign of that story being complete bullshit, that bit there was the part where I lost it.
      I am a current high schooler, and I can say that everyone in that class would have immediately left at the ring of the bell.

  • @itzminty_leafx
    @itzminty_leafx Месяц назад +16

    the kids stayed during break? bro.. this has to be fake. WHAT TEENAGERS STAY IN BREAK IN THE CLASS.

  • @Pharrar
    @Pharrar Месяц назад +50

    They always make the ancient Israelites white. Idk how none of the black jw don’t notice that they never ever cast Jesus or any of the angels as anything other then white men… and they never find that suspicious

    • @JDragonweezy
      @JDragonweezy Месяц назад

      They don’t care. Even tho they do it to please the “worldly” white audience, bc if it was black angels or more representation they’d turn off a lot of ppl

    • @heathergriggs4463
      @heathergriggs4463 Месяц назад +2

      They really don't, I have asked some.

    • @janicehussock7735
      @janicehussock7735 Месяц назад

      @@Pharrar they let blacks and Hispanics in. Public pr. Behind the scenes, racist. Look at GB and helpers vs. Demographics. Here in NJ people are floored that a white person can be one. They do nothing to develop and encourage above a lackey level.

  • @Mkkn-ip1kb
    @Mkkn-ip1kb Месяц назад +121

    I hope south park makes a special about this religion and makes fun it

    • @timjohnson511
      @timjohnson511 Месяц назад +11

      I’ve been waiting and wondering… it HAS to come! Lol

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 Месяц назад +12

      The funniest part of that is how many JWs actually love South Park and then would have to boycott it. But, some wouldn't. 👹

    • @GateKeeper_Systems
      @GateKeeper_Systems Месяц назад +4

      they did it with scientology

    • @croutonwoman3730
      @croutonwoman3730 Месяц назад +3

      I love South Park and that would be amazing

    • @Eric_01
      @Eric_01 Месяц назад +3

      @@GateKeeper_Systems and that's why Chef is gone. Isaac Hayes is a scientologist. Fun fact. 😁

  • @ThatWomanJezebel
    @ThatWomanJezebel Месяц назад +10

    On the 5 Questions brochure- can you please do a video showing the misquotes and the straw man arguments?
    I love how you approach stuff scholarly/intelligently - and still insert jokes that make me laugh.

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 Месяц назад +2

      Some of the sources might be very hard to find. They used not really well known scientists mostly for example

  • @cygnustsp
    @cygnustsp Месяц назад +24

    4:50 work ourselves to life? Man the bornagains are gonna have a field day with that one.

  • @Myeko2190
    @Myeko2190 Месяц назад +29

    Okay idk if that jehovah kid was twisting his teacher's words, but to be fair, it's very disrespectful to not take into account other people's beliefs.
    When MY science teacher taught evolution, she said "This is just about the theory of evolution. We're not going into which theory or belief is correct, we're just gonna talk about what the theory of evolution is and how it works." Which I think is the only way to teach evolution to a group of kids with different religious backgrounds.

    • @kathybrem880
      @kathybrem880 Месяц назад +9

      Only reality should be taught in school, no mention of mythology is necessary

    • @janicehussock7735
      @janicehussock7735 Месяц назад +1

      @@Myeko2190 no. Only evolution is correct. It is a'rare black or white issue. You think the stories actually happened? Please.

    • @ucanliv4ever
      @ucanliv4ever Месяц назад

      If you can't believe your own eyes you are blind. Where are all the missing links?

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature Месяц назад +3

      @janicehussock7735 , I’ve got a biology degree . Evolution is a FACT of nature that we understand so well that we use the theories in medical research especially natural selection and common ancestry. One example is the use of pig and cow insulin for human diabetics which only stopped during the 1980s ! There are many many many more examples of how we use evolution to solve human ills and have done so for the past 120 years.

    • @ucanliv4ever
      @ucanliv4ever Месяц назад

      I can't see my comments

  • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
    @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan Месяц назад +26

    Amazing, avoid debt and do not go after material possessions. TELL THAT TO LOONEY LETT AND HIS HALF A MILLION MALIBU MANSION.

    • @ucanliv4ever
      @ucanliv4ever Месяц назад

      Half a million doesn't buy a mansion in Malibu. You got your wires crossed

    • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
      @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan Месяц назад

      @@ucanliv4ever really would you like to see the documents, he bought it with his brother. You know nothing mate. This cult is full of lies. Watchtower has millions of shares in Raytheon, Rand, and lockheed martin. All these companies research and manufacture weapons of war. GO EDUCATE YOURSELF SUNSHINE. Btw Jw, i have watchtowers tax returns as proof. You are being lied to by these 9 egomaniacs.

    • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
      @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan Месяц назад

      @@ucanliv4ever live 4 ever what a joke. Prove the name jehovah was removed from the bible like your misgoverning body claim.

    • @ucanliv4ever
      @ucanliv4ever Месяц назад

      Serious? It even says so in the King James Version " everywhere LORD or GOD (all capitals) the original text read Jehovah. Not even apostates argue that.

    • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
      @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan Месяц назад

      @@ucanliv4ever looney lett bought it with his brother, get your facts checked. Whilst your at it look up lockheed marting, raytheon and rand, these 3 companies research and manufacture weapons of war. Your GB has millions of dollars in shares with them. So much for neutrality.

  • @jblask2
    @jblask2 Месяц назад +21

    Girl rejects birthday cake and probably hurt that kid's feelings. Nice going jw lol

  • @stacyato
    @stacyato Месяц назад +5

    I cringed when he said “welcome to jw broadcasting!” That sentence brings back the terrible memories of younger me trying to not to sleep during family study

  • @alicedowntherabbithole6456
    @alicedowntherabbithole6456 Месяц назад +13

    Excellent as always. Wonder where they got the camels from?

  • @katwitanruna
    @katwitanruna Месяц назад +6

    My grandfather pointed out that God’s days are not ours and being all-powerful can absolutely create using evolution.

    • @mxnjones
      @mxnjones Месяц назад +2

      This is absolutely the same idea I had when I was a faithful Christian.

  • @marcelthoma8890
    @marcelthoma8890 Месяц назад +11

    The beauty of creation... And than God created tape worms, ticks, poisonous plants, lead(II) acetate (sweet but toxic)... oh no, this is because of sin, or satan, or demons, or all of the three ones together.

  • @jontijerina3340
    @jontijerina3340 Месяц назад +11

    Personally (and I mean no disrespect to anyone) I think that a god who allows the horrors we’re seeing in the world to go on, to prove a cosmic point is a psychopath and not someone I’d ever be interested in serving-even if they did exist.

  • @wurstbrat.
    @wurstbrat. Месяц назад +5

    That bottle argument is the funniest and also saddest one I've ever heard. I'm so sorry for them. Also, no-one tell them about sea glass.

  • @William_Afton2002
    @William_Afton2002 Месяц назад +8

    Wait so Rebecca basically got kidnapped right?
    That line she never saw her family again or that their is no record of that felt kinda telling and creepy

    • @ollievendor7413
      @ollievendor7413 Месяц назад +1

      It's exactly what women often talk about. "You can't smile or be nice to a random man or he might hurt you."
      And in the Bible, she wasn't a young woman, she was a child.
      So a young girl made the mistake of being kind to a man and was never seen or heard from again.

  • @blindovision
    @blindovision Месяц назад +22

    You think maybe, then just hear me out here, just maybe there is no record of Rebecca ever seeing her family again because there is no record of Rebecca outside the Bible? Or even after this parable? You think maybe you would see that it was fake? Or just a story? No, it must be inspired by God. LMAO

    • @ucanliv4ever
      @ucanliv4ever Месяц назад +1

      Tell that to a billion muslims and Jews and see how far you get

  • @emmasmith2136
    @emmasmith2136 Месяц назад +5

    18:33 "But everyone stayed in the classroom to watch the video" BULL. SHIT. 🤣

  • @William_Afton2002
    @William_Afton2002 Месяц назад +5

    I take the same road to work and I always pass by a JW Kingdom Hall and every time I see the JW logo I always think of Stephen Lett saying: “BAHHHH!”

  • @Isaiah-g3t
    @Isaiah-g3t Месяц назад +10

    Love your videos! I watched almost all of them

  • @SUSH1BOY
    @SUSH1BOY Месяц назад +3

    IM A DEVOTE CATHOLIC AND I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE BELEIVES ITHE EARTH IS 5000

    • @bookwrmxoxo5105
      @bookwrmxoxo5105 12 дней назад

      You pray to ceramic action figures? Bro stand up.

    • @SUSH1BOY
      @SUSH1BOY 12 дней назад +1

      @@bookwrmxoxo5105 wdym

    • @blazergamer6425
      @blazergamer6425 9 дней назад

      ​@@bookwrmxoxo5105to be fair they're not praying to plastic beads they are using it as a tool and speaking through it, kinda like when you use a phone you're not speaking at the phone you're speaking through the phone to the person on the other side of it or at least thats how it was explained to me. (I am not Catholic)

  • @peggyfillmore1971
    @peggyfillmore1971 Месяц назад +6

    You know they said the same thing about comic books back in the 70s about how it would rot our brains

  • @HitchcockJohn
    @HitchcockJohn Месяц назад +6

    When did Watchtower get all Scottish?

  • @anotparticularlynotableguy
    @anotparticularlynotableguy Месяц назад +9

    Shiver me timbers 😰😰

  • @Bulrok92
    @Bulrok92 Месяц назад +3

    Damn, this time I lost fairly quickly. "Praise Jehovah" was just too much to bear.

  • @tittayajitpang5654
    @tittayajitpang5654 Месяц назад +3

    I cringed when they talk about the glass bottle. It's so stupid LOL

  • @Mess_of_a_Maniac
    @Mess_of_a_Maniac 22 дня назад +3

    As a Christian, I actually have heard people say you can’t believe in science and religion which is not true because some of the most important scientists were religious. But regardless, I’ve realized that creation and evolution can coexist. The earth is definitely different now than it was then, so animals evolving over time makes sense, I think it’s just not as drastic and atheists claim like being descended from apes and stuff.

  • @Doodle128
    @Doodle128 20 дней назад +2

    In that last one, if they replaced the fireplace behind the little guy with a realistic stock footage one, it would be right at home on adult swim

  • @Akuryou666-
    @Akuryou666- Месяц назад +1

    stuff like this always makes me thankful i was raised in a secular family.

  • @axuwu6939
    @axuwu6939 17 дней назад +2

    I don’t get why science and religion are treated like they can’t coexist. I’m atheist-ish, but like, even from my perspective, shouldn’t science make a religious person believe MORE in a creator? Science is incredible! Evolution is fascinating! Is it that much of a stretch for a religious person to believe that evolution was guided and shaped by the hand of a creator?
    I know there are plenty of people who have their religious faith *because* of science, not *despite* it. If something as simple as a scientific fact is enough to shatter the foundations of a person’s faith, if the only way to hold to their beliefs is by denying everything that makes them ask a question, that faith is weak. Because it’s not faith. It’s blindness.

    • @rhymerlegend2717
      @rhymerlegend2717 17 дней назад +1

      I am one of those Christian’s. It doesn’t matter how God created the world for me, it’s about the fact that He did create it. God is God. I can’t understand Him, but I find science being proof that God exists

  • @dennis07reyes
    @dennis07reyes 29 дней назад +3

    10:30 "there's no record that she saw her family ever again", that is actually very disturbing given the context of how she left.

  • @WhyplayGaming
    @WhyplayGaming Месяц назад +7

    Come to my master named Bater who craves the company of a young kind woman.
    Wow

  • @kaioosaki3135
    @kaioosaki3135 29 дней назад +1

    I was missing that "Bahahahah~" and I thought it wasn't gonna show up this time until it popped up at the end. Never stop using it XD cracks me up every time!

  • @benfox1462
    @benfox1462 Месяц назад +6

    That girl that interviewed about the creation stuff was saying how she could look around and see all the beautiful things that God had made and that that made her believe in God. What about all the horrible things that exist on this life like cancer in children or or other diseases or anything that makes people suffer? If he's such a loving God then why did he create all that stuff too if he created everything he had to create the good and the bad what kind of a sick being would do that?

    • @morningglory9288
      @morningglory9288 Месяц назад

      That's easy. The true God of divine love created all life and everything that's beautiful. Jehovah/Yahweh/Satan created illnesses, cancer, poisonous snakes and everything evil as he was the one who rebelled in heaven, was cast out down to earth where he became the devil. He is the highest over the earth Psalms 83:18 and the ruler of the world 1 John 5:19

    • @benfox1462
      @benfox1462 Месяц назад +3

      @@morningglory9288 and God lets him do this stuff. He's just as guilty

    • @morningglory9288
      @morningglory9288 Месяц назад

      @benfox1462 the true God of divine love is a feminine entity or spirit. She is powerless to control the devil as the prophesy in Genesis 3:15 has seen the devil Jehovah/Yahweh recover from the figurative blow to his heal after Jesus rebuked the Hebrews/Israelites for worshipping their father the devil. After Jesus' death, false religion, prophets and doctrines had made a full comeback where all glory, honor and worship has gone back to the devil mainly through false religious enterprises. The woman or true God of divine love was struck figuratively in her head, likened to a death blow, and is powerless at this stage to revert this world back to its original condition and creation. It was once filled with peace love and harmony among humans and animals that at a time once existed. Genesis 1:1-31

  • @Neku628
    @Neku628 Месяц назад +7

    Seeing the donkey in the background in the opening, I was just thinking that the donkey was going to start talking like in that bible story where God made a donkey talk just to stop some prophet from cursing the Israelites.

    • @definitivamenteno-malo7919
      @definitivamenteno-malo7919 Месяц назад +3

      Best thing about that story is that there's actually no mention of god being the one making the donkey talk, but that the donkey itself talked just like the Eden snake talked with no devil involved neither

  • @JackMeoff46
    @JackMeoff46 17 дней назад +2

    I lost it when that dude said “Jehover” lmao 💀

  • @CdnPIMO
    @CdnPIMO Месяц назад +2

    I wonder if anyone ever thinks to themselves “you know… If a person is praying for something for 10 years, perhaps Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on the door was just a coincidental occurrence given the fact that she’s always praying and a lot of things can occur over a 10 year period.. “ Maybe if the Mormons showed up, she would’ve said that about the Mormons

  • @JohnDoe-hu5cc
    @JohnDoe-hu5cc 29 дней назад +7

    0:05 Well, he took care of him

  • @saalvosegg8171
    @saalvosegg8171 Месяц назад +4

    You know I was never a JW but every time they drop a new one of these the more depressing and cringy it just gets. Being a JW is far more depressing than anyone ever thought. Dear Watchtower some of us know that you got inspired by the Tower card in the Tarot Card Deck. Which by the way The Tower card represents collapse.

    • @Lisa-x3n5x
      @Lisa-x3n5x 24 дня назад

      Really? Thanks for that.

  • @notthemama7296
    @notthemama7296 25 дней назад +1

    The issue with the "Cringe Challenge" is I regularly attended meetings for 27 years since I was born. I hardly ever cringe anymore at these because I was desensitized to it, I sneer in disgust but rarely cringe.
    16:16 Break open a geode, it is beautiful, all natural and can be used as a container for water.

  • @pataplan
    @pataplan Месяц назад +11

    That watering scene:
    Camels...
    Toes...
    Camels...
    Toes...
    I see you, Watchtower! 👀

  • @maxellaroe
    @maxellaroe Месяц назад +2

    I know for me, I like to use the "Minecraft Theory" to explain my relationship with science-based faith. Mojang doesn't put every single little block in the game by hand, they're just the programmer. I don't think God(s) are up there playing puppet-show with everything, I think that we're griefing their Minecraft server and they're starting to get fed up with it.

  • @darh3375
    @darh3375 Месяц назад +1

    YOUNG girls AND servants/slaves fetched the households water …

  • @Mess_of_a_Maniac
    @Mess_of_a_Maniac 22 дня назад +2

    I like that you said believing in a creator and evolution isn’t mutually exclusive because I believe animals still evolved over time because earth has changed over time! I’m Christian btw

    • @rhymerlegend2717
      @rhymerlegend2717 17 дней назад

      Same! We aren’t God. Who knows how God did it. It could have been evolution, maybe not. All that matters is that HE created the world.

    • @Mess_of_a_Maniac
      @Mess_of_a_Maniac 16 дней назад

      @@rhymerlegend2717 exactly!

  • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
    @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan Месяц назад +9

    Praise Jehovah bleah i vomitted in my mouth.

  • @JanVogelgesang
    @JanVogelgesang Месяц назад +1

    Funny story. I have been an absolute dinosaur geek from a very young age. One day, I found a children's Bible on our book shelf. At this point, I could neither read nor had formed an opinion on religion yet. I did know, however, that the Bible was supposed to tell us about how the world had been created. When I saw that the first chapter did not have any pictures of dinosaurs, but of humans instead, I immediately lost interest in Christianity and put that book right back on the shelf.

  • @skittle.ace_therian
    @skittle.ace_therian Месяц назад +7

    wake up! exjw pandatower uploaded! wake up!

  • @KeithBryantOfficial
    @KeithBryantOfficial Месяц назад +2

    Cringed at this part 8:34 because as a pimo, my pimi mother wanted me to marry a cult member but it'll never happen because of 2 reasons:
    1.) Too many old people/boomers
    2.) The cult themselves made me so very introverted because of how they made me isolated

  • @wherehowwhat
    @wherehowwhat Месяц назад +3

    2:51 "This means using our thinking ability to convince ourselves that jehova's advice is the best advice."
    If you have to actively work to convince yourself of something, you do not believe in it. You can fight against lies all you want, and they will not become the truth. And I say this in the name of truly religious people, too- not those who have been indoctrinated, but those who deeply believe.
    The things you truly believe aren't the things you need to convince yourself of. They are the essence of your being. They dictate the things you do and the person you are (along with your experiences and stuff.) But if you're ever trying too long to convince yourself something is something you believe, it's probably not.
    From, someone who spend YEARS of time and hundreds of dollars trying to convince themself that they were religious.

  • @UrLocalHellspawn
    @UrLocalHellspawn Месяц назад +1

    “You’re probably the only person in the class thinking that’s wrong”
    MY WHOLE ENTIRE CLASS IS CHRISTIAN, AND IM HELLINISTIC PAGAN 😔

  • @croutonwoman3730
    @croutonwoman3730 Месяц назад +4

    Catholic here! A lot of people in my faith don’t believe in evolution, but personally I do. For starters all of the fossil and DNA evidence is too much to not acknowledge. My science teacher (not religious so I don’t think she has biases religious/non religious people) she said something interesting, she said that all of our human DNA dates back thousands of years to one woman (who was ofc a monkey since we weren’t evolved yet) they do believe that there was other women but we all date back to one. I found that cool because in my head I was thinking “Eve” but again, I could be wrong too. If people could tell me there theories that would be great and it’s fine if you don’t agree. It’s just I find it funny that people think that religion and evolution can’t co-exist

    • @chromographia106
      @chromographia106 Месяц назад +4

      Your teacher would have been referring to 'Mitochondrial Eve'. All people inherit mitochondrial DNA from their mothers. So everyone has an unbroken matrilineal descent from her. She is estimated to have lived about 100-200kya, so she would have been a recognisable Homo Sapiens like us (at least anatomically). Other hominin species were alive at the time.
      There is a similar concept of 'Y-chromosome Adam', where Y-chromosome inheritance is inherited through an unbroken patrilineal line. He almost certainly did not live at the same time and/or place as Mitochondrial Eve. Wiki says 237-580kya. In both cases, there were other people alive at the time, but their Y-chromosome or Mitochondrial DNA hasn't survived. Y-chromosome and Mitochondrial DNA are very useful for geneticists because they change very little over many generations.
      The number of possible ancestors increases exponentially into the past, even though human population was far smaller. This is due to distant relatives having kids. Eventually we reach a point where one person appears in everyone's family tree. All ancestors before that are identical. And this happens just a couple thousand years ago, depending on how much mixing you assume. Any person who lived before about 10000 years ago is either an ancestor of everyone alive today or has no living descendants (even a tiny amount of mixing in this timeframe allows isolated communities to be included). Similarly as with the above concepts, the most recent common ancestor of all humans alive today wasn't alone, but the other humans of their time have no living descendants.
      There are other common ancestors, such as that of hominins (including modern humans and extinct species like Neanderthals) and Chimpanzees (and Bonobos). They would have lived between 8-10 million years ago.

    • @croutonwoman3730
      @croutonwoman3730 Месяц назад +2

      @@chromographia106 thank you for more info! I find evolution a really interesting topic and I didn’t know these things before.

    • @dancingnature
      @dancingnature Месяц назад

      @croutonwoman3730, there are about 26 protohuman ancestors and cousins that are not chimps . Most laymen only know about Lucy ( Australopithecus afarensis) and Neanderthals ( Homo neanderthensis) . RUclipsr Gutsick Gibbon is a primate anthropologist and can give you a lot ( I mean A LOT ) of detailed info about primate evolution!

  • @pedromain
    @pedromain Месяц назад +1

    the twearky amongus just killed me. hahaha your channel must be protected at all cost.

  • @beckydrees8076
    @beckydrees8076 Месяц назад +2

    OMG WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE AN AFFIRMING LUTHERAN CHURCH FOR A CULT

    • @Hella_the_Destroyer
      @Hella_the_Destroyer 17 дней назад +1

      It's a cult, they were lied to. That's how cults like this get members.

  • @matiasyannuzzi9655
    @matiasyannuzzi9655 Месяц назад +1

    "Our teacher was convinced we descend from apes", well then your teacher was wrong since we are still apes ourselves too.

  • @detroitpolak9904
    @detroitpolak9904 29 дней назад +3

    Sundays as a Catholic kid:
    Me: I don’t wanna go to church…
    Dad: Oh, you’re going…but we’re leaving right after communion so we’re home in time for kickoff…

    • @Eyes-bv9sx
      @Eyes-bv9sx 29 дней назад

      Very Christian. My local church has moved service to 4pm because they can't be arsed waking up early

    • @detroitpolak9904
      @detroitpolak9904 29 дней назад

      @@Eyes-bv9sx No, Catholics are just in touch with the world. Born again Christians only want to be in safe, like-minded cliques, which is the opposite of what Jesus did.

    • @rhymerlegend2717
      @rhymerlegend2717 17 дней назад

      @@detroitpolak9904are you sure that’s not backwards?

    • @detroitpolak9904
      @detroitpolak9904 16 дней назад

      @@rhymerlegend2717 12:00 mass. 1:00 kickoff. Those 10 extra minutes after communion were essential. Don’t understand the backwards thing. Doesn’t make sense.

  • @deenadamico2673
    @deenadamico2673 Месяц назад +1

    I CANNOT with the line "it takes more faith to believe in evolution than in god." No. Just... no.

  • @SoroNekoNyaa
    @SoroNekoNyaa Месяц назад +5

    2:53 lost thinking about a ‘dance for jehova’ tiktok trend

  • @Elizabeth-hc3mi
    @Elizabeth-hc3mi Месяц назад +3

    That actor of Rebecca's sister was so good! Too bad it's wasted on crappy dialouge and a cultist film.

  • @EASgirl25
    @EASgirl25 Месяц назад +5

    3:39 that just sounds like a gateway into multiple personality disorder. I really don’t think it’s healthy to have a personality for when you’re around other people and a personality for when you’re alone. (please don’t come at me. I’m not sure if that can be developed or not.)

    • @Myeko2190
      @Myeko2190 Месяц назад +4

      This is not an attack, just to clear up a misconception:
      Multiple Personality Disorder, also known as Dissociative Identity Disorder or DID, is caused by terrible childhood trauma. And I'm talking trauma that could be considered psychological torture if you made someone watch it through. Your brain therefore makes multiple people inside of it and assigns memories to those different people in order to protect you, the core personality.
      However, I do agree that this is not healthy. It's not a disorder from what I can tell, just not good for you. Lots of people do normally live with a private personality, and a public personality, but of course, that doesn't mean it's not bad for you.

    • @BlackKittyCat99
      @BlackKittyCat99 13 дней назад

      Society has certain social demands on people that can be kind of narrow sometimes, but everyone is different so just being yourself isn’t really possible (without consequences that is) until the world becomes more open minded.

  • @Maxi-wp7xd
    @Maxi-wp7xd Месяц назад +6

    14:02 HE'S TURNING SELF AWARE

  • @SleepyMatt-zzz
    @SleepyMatt-zzz 29 дней назад +1

    He said to use your "thinking ability", not "critical thinking" 😂

  • @breannaalbiero1421
    @breannaalbiero1421 Месяц назад +4

    Don’t marry a random stranger….UNLESS all your fam is JW…then run off with the stranger & get married lol 🙃

  • @user-bk7vx3jd9q
    @user-bk7vx3jd9q Месяц назад +1

    “PRAISE JEHOVAH 👹👹”

  • @eternaldespot5383
    @eternaldespot5383 Месяц назад +3

    It bothers me so much how forcefully they put their version of the holy name into conversations. Ancient Jews (and proto-Jews in the case of Rebekah) treated the name itself as holy and only used it in worship. By trying to “prove” that Jehovah is the holy name they are depicting what would have borderline blasphemy back then. I guess I would prefer they use a misinterpreted name rather than the historically accurate name in this context though 🤷‍♂️

    • @lilysnape6520
      @lilysnape6520 Месяц назад +1

      Literally this! - They did not dare to use the whole name in their texts just to not be blasphemous
      I would get, when they would use it, when they preach about him, in lovely words, but since their god is seen as a ''parent'' - I mean, using the own human parents name instead of saying ''Father/mother/parent'' about them is very disrespectful and normally shows disconnection.

  • @seansimons1257
    @seansimons1257 20 дней назад +3

    you find a perfectly smooth stone in the river; you know that to polish a stone so perfectly you must need a polisher
    oh wait? we know the mechanisms by which stones are smoothed in rivers?
    it's almost as if we know and are researching further methods by which life and precursors to life can form and become more complicated.

  • @Amatt0
    @Amatt0 Месяц назад +2

    I'm really glad I don't have to be like Jesus: I enjoy eating with clean hands, I don't want to demand people to leave their families just to follow me, I don't like confusing people with parables, and I don't think it's a good argument to call others hypocrites whenever I'm questioned.

  • @maroxesen1
    @maroxesen1 24 дня назад +1

    Making the world blue and sad at 24:00 is actually evil. A hideous example of "us vs them" complex.

  • @janicehussock7735
    @janicehussock7735 Месяц назад +3

    Witness are never Christ-like.