This Jehovah's Witness Cartoon just BREAKS MY HEART 💔
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100k subscribers
How did you put this comment 12hr ago when this video was uploaded 8hr ago?
Did that JW guy really say "Look at that little enemy of God"?!!?!?!?! I gotta know!
im not a jw and never was a jw i just like listening to bros voice
me too 😅
No homo
He's also really funny and has great takes imo.
Same
Yoooo hi Minteline
The "I hope that's not birthday cake Zoe" got me dying
And, what are Sophia and her family going to do about it? They ain't Jehovah!
I like celebrating birthdays 🎉
What if that’s what breaks the camel’s back. When they tell Zoe she’s no longer allowed to celebrate her birthday.
FREE ZOE GUYS! SPREAD THE WORD
Free Zoe Free Zoe!
The fact my name’s Zoe and I actually have a person in my year called Sophia and I {nice word} -ing hate her
@@space.banana_athat is my name too lol
My personal headcanon is that Zoey is pretending to be interested in Jehovah because she thinks Sophia is just trying to help in her own way and she doesn't want to come off as rude to her best friend
Edit: also that 13:59-16:19 is what Sophia thought Zoey was thinking
Nice headcanon! Y’know, how about Caleb and Sophia fanfiction😏
my interpretation that she is following sophia because her best friend (granny) passed away, leaving zoey alone. having no friends at school, and sophia being the first one to try and interact with her, she just follows what she says because she obviously wants a friend and would do anything not to get left out
Or Zoe thinks Sophia is cute and has a secret crush on her.
@Elizabeth-hc3mi Sophia would start talking about the animals, the paradise, and say some weird things about bags
@Elizabeth-hc3mi bro they're kids 😭
"Pixar Jesus can't hurt you, he isn't real":
Pixar Jesus: *stays silent to all the billions of desperate people praying to him whenever in need*
Also Pixar Jesus: "Turn around 🙂"
He looks like Mr Beast
@stopmotionfan3032 “TODAY, I’M GIVING AWAY 2,000 COPIES OF THE JW ALTERED BIBLE TO RANDOM PEOPLE!”- Mr. Jesus, representative of the JW organisation
Ya boi white jesus
Sophia and Caleb reminded of my child hood…isolated, lonely , depressed, major anxiety… except I would never preach to other students. I was way too embarrassed to do that. Around COVID, I went back to studying because I was being told by my JW family and friends that Armageddon was coming. I went back out of fear. But the thought of having to make my children suffer like I did, was something I didn’t want to do. For years I struggled, I was being told if I loved my kids, then I’d teach them to be a witness. And that we would all die if I choose to be “worldly”, it never sat right with me. I always questioned it. One day I decided to do a search on RUclips and I came across JW panda videos. And it open my eyes up to the real truth.. we are now celebrating holidays and living life to the fullest. JW panda your videos have helped me so much !! ❤
The fine irony of this cartoon is that Watchtower displayed Zoey's childhood in such a positive light even though she's not been a JW.
And at 5:13 it would have been pretty funny if baby Zoey in the flashback would have been given a Sparlock toy by her grandma 😁
Sparlock the warrior wizard is a classic.
@@Nerdonardo-1 " Zoe, who likes magic ? Jehovah or SATAN ?!"
@@jujublue4426 "Satan😔"
It's also actually pretty veiled racism to give a black kid a zebra toy... especially since it's likely a replacement for a Zecora MLP: FiM toy...
@@jujublue4426
Sophia: "Has anybody ever given you a special gift?"
Zoey: "Oh yes, I remember how my grandma gave me a Sparlock plushie when I was almost 2 years old, I've always loved it and it reminds me of Grandma..."
Sophia: "You must throw the plushie away because it makes Jehovah sad."
I left the jw's 14 years ago and it makes me so happy to watch every one of your videos. I love that you're speaking the truth against this hateful cult. I only wish my grandparents could finally see the light.
JW is a nasty cult. God bless you.
We should make a fanfiction where caleb and sophia get kicked out for disobeying jehovah a lil too much and getting adopted by zoe's mom and living happily ever after
I’d read it ngl
Drop the link
What’s stopping you?
@@funnycat9962 I can't write fanfiction ☹️
Edit: wait I realised I could just do some drawings of some what if's
Edit 2: what if I made animation memes for it like for normal fandoms
hey i love writing, i'd be down to do this
I don't understand - if Zoe's grandma wasn't a JW, why will she be resurrected? And if being a JW isn't a requirement for resurrection, why should anyone bother joining?
Also wooow, of course when Watchtower had to show the black girl's family life they went "obviously her dad walked out or something"
And give her a zebra toy.
context on the zebra toy?
Lost the cringe challenge at 3:09. My dad was recruited when his older brother died as a result of all over burns. Both my parents were pushed deeper into the cult when my brother died this year in August. My brother was 28 and died from brain cancer. 😢
My condolences to the losses in your family 😔❤🩹
💙💙💙
Sorry to hear of it.
May the peace of God prevail.
So sorry for your losses. May your uncle and brother rest in peace.
My condolences for your loss
I love surrendering my life to an invisible, bloodthirsty entity with no basis in reality!!!❤️❤️❤️
Murrica.
is this mocking all theism or just jw?
I lost the cringe challenge at: -26 hours!
Bro could sense the cringe 😭
Relatable
lost it after seeing the thumbnail 😂😊
"Stop crying"
"Aight bet I'm all good now fam thanks Jesus"
I'm a Methodist and we just dip some bread in a cup of grape juice at Communion. What's the point of having a cup anyway if no one is going to drink it?
Free the talented animators at Bethel from this shit
Same :) ✝️
ya like it makes no sense
I'd love to see an animator quit this trash, and actually go on to work on something worth while
@@unclefranklin4575turns into a success origin story
I just want someone to make a Caleb and Sofia all grow up cartoon where both siblings leave the religion and Zoe and Sofia are now a couple.
Ohn
The problem with the "J-man took our pain and sins on himself" is that when you think about it, the life of the people in those times almost guaranteed they would meet a gruesom end, be it by the sword, a plague or starvation . So J-boy at most experienced pain equivalent to 1 or 2 tortured prisoners. If you would actually take the combined pain of all the people in those times, you probably would either die on the spot from the sheer shock of it, or be so stiff and in agony your mind would go "oicvdojfndsncjsjc d cnduocdi ischudhdfuocb;sadfo;". Plus, JC had respawn and cheats inabled while the rest of them were playing on Hardcore Mode.
Jesus took the pain and sins of every single being when he died so ya it was 100% very very painful
@CatVolochiyThat's crazy to think that the Romans could deal all that damage. If only J man had flex tape.
Go research the history and science behind the torture and crucifixion of Jesus. It's way worse than you think.
Zoe doesn't know what she's surrendering her life to.
if only somebody could tell her that getting into this cult means having less to no worldly friends, no higher education, no blood transfusion in need, the possibility of disfellowshipment aka removal of her or her mom and possible âbûse by some horny JW who knows this would be covered up.
Among other things.
That story doesn't even make sense from a religious perspective, isn't it supposed that if something in life happens it's because Jehovah wanted it that way? So he decides to take the lives of her husband and son, and Jesus is like "don't worry about this bad thing, I'll revive it" daddy was not going to be happy, and then from Zoe's point of view or whatever her name is, why doesn't anyone revive my grandmother if they love me too? your telling me this people is super similar to me Sophia!
This is why Zoey is probably better off in the LDS because at least, her grandma can still be baptized since they believe in baptizing the dead. Yeah, Mormonism is weird, but at least it's giving an answer instead of just some false promise that Zoey will see her grandma again in the afterlife.
Both are a step up from old my faith, Evangelical Southern Baptist Christianity, which says if grandma doesn't become a "born again Christian" then Zoey is just going to be up in Heaven while her poor grandma is burning forever in Hell.
16:13 I'm surprised that Zoey recognized her grandma and doesn't have any problem with how she looks now. Wouldn't Zoey think it's weird to be hugged by this young lady that says she's her grandma? Wouldn't Zoey be scared to be around her young grandma because she pretty much grew up seeing her grandma as an old lady with gray hair?
@Neku628
Fr though on tha last part
I wouldnt even recognize my grandma is she magically turnt young-
Having flashbacks to trying to convert my school friends because I loved them so much and my parents wouldn't let me hang out with them unless they were witnesses. One of my friend's mom's even wrote a note introducing herself and offering to meet with my parents so that her daughter and I could hang out after school. I didn't give it to my parents because I knew I would be told no and lectured about even having a "worldly" friend at school in the first place. Such a sad childhood of isolation.
Hraven's Gate guy in the sky was such a great touch.
Humans naturally strive for connection. When we lose someone we had a very strong connection with it leaves a hole we are desperate to fill. That hole is something cults take advantage of the natural desire for love and affection is something that can be manipulated and is how people can get so extreme ideas.
You made a 100K subscribers! Congrats Panda!
Congrats from Brazil ❤❤
@@Pioneiracarcomida O que que isso tem aver kkkkkk
No way 100k! Congrats! 🥳🙌
early Christmas present 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Did you pray today 🗣️🗣️🗣️.
"I woke up, and i got fresh as hell on a Monday " 🗣️🗣️
Last Tuesday, met a model on a runaway, she say she wanna runaway with me and hit the highway.
I kept trying to reply, but my comments were getting wiped.
@@SPARLOCK_THE_WARRIOR_WIZARD I can’t go to hell I went to church last sunday
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Last Tuesday, met a model on a runaway, she say she wanna runaway with me and hit the highway.
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Last Tuesday, met a model on a runaway, she say she wanna runaway with me and hit the highway
Imagine the reaction of JW kids when realistically, most of their school peers would reject their cult beliefs instead of what happens in the propaganda
I lived it 😂 it was insane
@@kanasas2 Yeah, and the fact that Sophia's parents are encouraging their daughter to bring in a despondent child and her mom into their midst, it's pretty insidious. It's pretty disgusting how the parents are just egging their kids into being evangelists because if they aren't, they are pretty much going to be guilty of their friends being destroyed.
😂😂😂
Heya Panda! Congrats on 100k subs!! I'd like to say that your vids really opened a new perspective for me on how to avoid ruining my life by joining cults :) I'm religious, but I'm currently in a battle to get rid of JWs who keep knocking on my door and harassing my family, and your vids really helped me develop the critical skills to resist their indoctrination!!
Please take a gander at more propaganda, and I'm curious about your take on other culty religions like Iglesia ni Cristo (their beliefs are like JWs and Mormons combined and they are as culty as JWs are, if i'm not wrong)
FREE, FREE ZOEE
Congratulations from the Netherlands on 100 K subscribers!!!!🎉🎉🎉👍🏼
Thank you!!
Anyone going to realize Zoey mom is a nurse and she will not be allowed to give blood transfusions etc. Ti world people cult alert
I notice how Zoe's grandmother looks so young when Zoe meets her in earthly paradise.
Notice how Caleb flinches and recoils when Zoe gets near him, even though they are both primary or elementary, as they say in America, schoolchildren.
Yeah, and that's pretty funny since the bible touts about Heaven or the New Earth pretty much being free of any sort of negative emotion like fear, discomfort, etc.
Wow earliest I’ve been to a Panda tower vid
Same :D
bro outta pocket today with this
"i hope thats not birthday cake"; "yep, no dad"; and "it cost one weekend"
i cant X-x
Always amazed me how young kids handled the wine at Memorials and what they were thinking.
They probably snuck a sip while no adults were looking.
@@Neku628😂😂😂😂
7:32 💀
Haven't laughed like that in a while, lol
Our family got drug into a fundamentalist cult when I was preschool age. For 10 years we had to isolate ourselves, never fit it. We were taught so many awful things. They really do target families at their lowest. One of my coworkers was a single mom leaving an abusive relationship. The same cult we had been in offered to help her. She's now married to a man from their church and raising her now multiple kids in it.
9:22 Jesus could resurrect this one dead guy, but he couldn't resurrect her dead husband. Hell, I'll go a step further, he couldn't resurrect an entire graveyard. I am probably being a smartass by even calling out Jesus for that, but really, a lot of people have lost family. It's not just this one lady.
8:48 imagine if he just walked away after that
My favorite comment of the year lol
Am I the only one who noticed Sophia is acting even more manipulative than before? She is acting exactly like her mom when trying to convert Zoey.
I wonder if there is an episode where Sofia meets another christian denomination? I would love to see that.
I'm crige in 7:18
Remember, Jehovah loves you so much you will suffer for eternity if you don't do what he tells you to. And he's so humble and powerful he requires you to donate your hard earned money to mega church devoted to him
Caleb's dad's muscles? At least Caleb still has a dad. Not only is Zoey's dad literally not in the picture, as you pointed out, but she doesn't even think about him in her Paradise vision!! Although in my head canon Zoey's dad broke things off with Camille for good once he saw she was getting sucked into this wackadoo cult, so he'd probably be grateful he didn't survive Armageddon and have to be stuck with the culties forever.
Fun Fact:JWs as well as many so called “Christians” aren’t actually Christian in the beginning of the religion Christians met up to discuss and debate what exactly makes someone Christian as in what beliefs one must have to be Christian. To be Christian you must agree with something called the Nicene Creed (or a name similar to that) and one of the requirements to be Christian is believing in the Trinity which Jews don’t believe in and they don’t believe in many important parts of Christian doctrine so they aren’t actually Christian by definition
Panda got great comedy with cameo of Heavens Gate and the USA flag 🤭
7:30 i fucking cant 🤣
Listen I think if the people animating these were to go into the actual animation industry they could make a solid earning like this is some high quality animation mixed with low quality story telling
Yipee Gatta love my start day morning propaganda
I can’t wait 26 hours
IM READY FOR SATURDAY MORNING CARTOON PROPOGANDA
Already lost in 0:59.
Really, unbelievable how these children are indoctrinated by this young age, even with their classmates in primary school.
It's so ironic that a literal child who has no real understanding of life or the world is being portrayed as an enlightened individual with all of the answers to everyones problems.
As a Christian I always disliked the JWs for warping the Bible for their own gain well they aren’t the first to do that and certainly not the last but it’s still sad for me to see the word of my lord get tainted like this I may disagree with you on a lot but we can agree Watchtower sucks
7:31 was brilliant, not cringe but laughed so hard 🤣 That's Doe of Heavens Gate
I have, in my possession the “How to run a cult “ book from the Watchtower folk.
It took about 3 months, but I finally got it!
“I say to you.. Get Up” KILLED ME LMAO. He really walked up to a corpse and told it to get up
HAPPY 100K!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
That vine boom of "WHERE'S ZOES'S DAD" was crazy. I just realized that they pulled the "father left to buy the milk" crap.
This is actually disgusting bro. It reminds me of the sharrans in Baldur’s Gate 3, who have a front pretending to help people overcome grief, and improve themselves. The books are really overpriced in-game (about 500 gold). They all end encouraging the reader to seek further knowledge in the house of grief (the church of Shar’s front for their local cloister)
just checked this channel for the first time after a while and found this gem posted 7 HOURS AGO. i am extremely lucky
I got a JW video right in my recommended bar as I was watching
As a Muslim, and someone who is not even Christian, I really appreciate your conviction and dedication to spreading your ideas and fighting against what you believe is immoral, wrong, and part of an indoctrinative system. However, I know you won't convince anyone by insulting their beliefs. You must claim the moral high ground and prove your modesty, logic, and fairness in how you treat others. You need to present yourself as a friend to your opponents rather than an enemy. If you give them the impression that you are their enemy, they will naturally resist you instead of trying to understand your perspective. Love your content by the way ❤
Uncle Ruckus: Thank you, White Jesus...
Precisely where is Zoey's dad??? Stereotype???
And isn't it sick that two little kids talk like it's normal that Adam and Eve died for not obeying "Jehovah"???
Adam and Eve lost their eternal lives and brought death into the world by disobeying Jehovah. I think that all religions teach that.
An irrelevant curiosity: during my catechism, the nun taught that Jesus' death was to pay for Original Sin and thanks to this, humans have an "easier" path to Heaven. It's something I remember every Easter.
1:05 lost it...I tried honestly I did but cringe got me...🇬🇧👍🙏
100k! congrats
Escape watchtower
How come Zoe's grandma could be in the paradise even though she wasn't a JW in the first place???
Because death is supposed to wash away your sins so because she died before the end she was essentially reset.
I feel bad if Zoey ever asks Sophia about how eight people repopulated the world after Jehovah wiped everyone and everything out with a deluge.
Also, if Zoey wants her grandma to be saved, she needs to get aboard the Mormon boat since they baptize the dead.
thank you, i love these videos so much
I cringed right away. Had me at hello.
Very interesting that the non JW black family has no male family members in the house. 🤔 Wonder if that means they’d be pressuring Camille to get married once she joins.
I imagine Zoe would grow up to disown Sophia and their friendship, believing it was all a ploy to convert her and her family. Doesnt seem far fetched given Sophia learned homophobia because her classmate had two moms.
Jesus:Zoe turn around
Me: the fuck 🤧
11:55 I like this illustration, very cute and expressive. Not sure if it's new, though.😅
If Adam and Eve were perfect, how did they disobey god again?
Omg, lost my water as I was drinking only to see Marshall Applewhite in the sky!!!! Now I gotta change bathrobes.
I lost the “ try not to laugh challenge” at 7:31 😂
8:48 I can't 😂 that's it, that's the moment I lost 🤣 I'm dying
I almost spit my soda with the Lazarus joke, it took me so off guard
I am so glad that no JWs approached me when I was widowed at 26, from what I've seen it looks so annoying 😂
As a regular viewer who lost someone close earlier in the year. It would have absolutely infuriated me if a JW approached me, promising "resurrection" if I joined their doomsday cult. I was really sad when I lost the person, but I was never desperate enough to think of joining a cult for a promise that will never come true. I can't even drive by the nearest Kingdom Hall, in a nearby town, without fuming about all their lies & manipulation. I would say that, hopefully Zoe gets out. But with their videos being pure propaganda, there's no way she'll be able to free herself from the cult, until the cult gets bored with her.
I lost it when you edited in Marshall Applewhite.
I won the cringe challenge
Impossible 😰
I grew being taught that after the 144000 left the end would come . I'm pretty sure all those people are gone for the most part . My other issue was how do people know they are anointed? I remember people whispering because ths younger man named Arthur partake of the 🍞 and 🍷. How can anyone tell him he's not anointed? The excuse at thetime was that he was too young to be anointed.😂 If that's the case it should only be a handful of heaven bound left .
😂😂
I'm not a JW, but I do have an interesting story involving them. So a few years ago back at my old house, there were some JW in the area. One day they came to our house and my dad answered the door. I had a very aggressive German Shepard at the time, so as soon as my dad opens the door, the dog comes running over and starts loudly barking at them. They were so caught off guard that they just quickly through the pamphlet at my dad and ran off. They never showed up again!
The lore of this religious indoctrination show is insane
Granted I was raised Catholic so maybe my idea of the whole wine and bread thing is different, but didn't Jesus WANT people to consume it? "Take this for it is my body" and all that?
Edit: oh hey you brought that up
In another universe Zoey and Sophia leave JW and get married
Animation and overall quality is very good, on that cartoon popping Red Panda 😊
Lamb of God - In Your Words
"Caught in your words, sever the knot this time
Somebody show me their true face
Face me once as I leave all that I despise
Face me as I unleash this hate refined
Indict the blameless
Transparent designs
Pathetic and shameless, crucified
A legend in his own mind, enthroned by lies
A cheap Machiavelli plots his demise
Caught in your words, sever the knot this time
Somebody show me their true face
Face me once as I leave all that I despise
Face me as I unleash this hate refined
Face me as I leave all this far behind
Face me as I unleash this hate refined
What once gave life
Now infested with plague
The lamb lies with maggots
Blinded, gagged, betrayed
What once gave life
Now infested with plague
The lamb lies with maggots
The corpse bloated with rage"
Remember to join the religion to be resurected as a jedi like Jesus.
9:02 in Oklahoma
Oklahoma mentioned!! 🗣️🦬 WTF IS AN EDUCATION!!
Ain't no way you crossed 100k??
Well done!
Lost it at the "passing of the wine", that's certainly unique.
Not showing hevens gate leader showing up in the sky I love this channel
IT COST ONE WEEKEND I’m SCREAMING
My neighbours are a really friendly old couple and I've been living next to them for three years now but just a few weeks ago I found out they were JWs and my heart literally sank dawg they getting at the sweet grandpeepaws too😭🙏
3:55 And then she throws it away when Sophia’s not looking because who would want to go to a boring cultish meeting? (Jk this is a propaganda)