Heavy Rain but I pick every bad option
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- Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024
- Heavy Rain, storm is coming, it's me
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*Heavy Rain: But the rain isn't the only problem*
Heavy Rain: But the killer is Jim Pickens
*Heavy Rain: But Kevin is in control*
Heavy Rain: But Kevin is the origami killer
*Heavy rain: but the rain isn’t heavy*
WallyW RoleplaysRoblox heavy rain: but it’s Jason
“I stopped living at the same time Jason did.”
Well we clearly know where Shaun stands in Ethan’s life.
Shaun doesnt exist in this game
@@zerus3271 who's Shaun?
@@washedblue probably some random npc
Zeruś
💀
@@washedblue SHHAAAAUUUUNNNNN
*_Heavy rain but getting wet messes with my ability to make sound ethical decisions_*
I feel like I unintentionally gave this comment multiple valid meanings which probably reveals more about me than I'm entirely comfortable with ; - ;
we're here to find out the connotation of wet
Isn't that always the way
Wat
same
Dad: takes the brunt of the attack
Jason: somehow dies
Just a random person it was the damn balloon
Coulda gotten a brainbleed from getting tackled by his dad and hitting the pavement
@@laurene988 his dad is nfl linebacker aint his fault
It's his superpower!
@@laurene988 the dad realised that Jason was supposed to die, he knew he had to rectify the situation therefore he stabbed Jason to death
Jason: Can i get tht baloon?
Ethan: No
*Credit start Rolling
This game's inciting incident makes me mad. Why would a kid just leave his dad twice, and then wander outside of the mall across the street, then run back across the street. The car didn't even hit them, it stopped short. Plus Ethan would've taken the majority of the impact if it did hit them. He would've been worst off than the stupid kid.
Agreed. Plus the game says the kid is ten years old. Between the excitement about a balloon and the constant wandering off and absolute disregard for his own life and safety, he acts more like a three year old. Have the developers ever met a ten year old?
all the games by david cage should make you mad
I understand every point you've made in your comment, and I side with each thought of yours. I do however, want to point out something about the car accident scene. This most likely won't change your opinions or even give you second thoughts, but perhaps someone else exploring this thread might want to give it a read too.
Here's a copy and paste of a reply *that I, myself, commented under another person's thread.*
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I'm actually pretty sure that the original car crash scene for this game was *only*Jason getting hit by the car. Ethan, the dad, wasn't (originally) involved as a victim of the crash. However, I believe the scene was too gory (or something along those lines) to make it into the final product of Heavy Rain.
Now regarding the actual scene in the game, I think (it's safe to assume) that Jason was crushed by his dad in the attempt to be saved from the wreck. In other words, like everyone else here in this thread said, it does seem like Ethan put too much physical pressure on Jason (against the road) whilst "tackling/huddling" him down.
08/30/2018
For real, my kid is almost 9 and he wouldn't give two shits about a balloon and def wouldn't wander off like that. Those parents obviously don't parent too well.
That is a valid point that the dad himself probably did enough damage to Jason to hurt him and probably kill him, but the game just made it seem like the car hit them both, although the therapy session the therapist is saying it's not his fault, even though Ethan says it's completely his fault. So Who knows what really happened
Heavy Rain but I forgot my umbrella
Minesweeper Legend this comment deserves an Oscar
That’s too good
696 likes lmao
i just feel so *relatable* to kevin
like everything goes wrong
nothing's ever right
and he makes bad decisions
*me.*
I feel this edge
well atleast he does it intentionally
Kentucky Fried Children oof
Same
*Heavy rain but Kevin makes every serious game ridiculous*
@taylor lyn no the Kevin makes though ridiculous
@@andreagrove7851 No the game itself makes it rediculous.
Shhhaaaaaaauuuunn
David Cage makes serious games ridiculous
CreativeCrepeOwO That’s pretty much every video he makes.
Life is strange: But Kevin is the storm.
Life is strange but Kevin is that cockroach that breaks the jukebox in that one scene
Life is Strange: Before the Kevin
Life is tumblr
Oh fuck. YES
BackSpacəTM life is strange but kevin drops his coffee mug
it's so painful yet so weirdly enjoyable to watch kevin miss every single quick time event
Since you're most likely to see comments right after upload, I wanted to give you some encouragement. Uploading daily is taxing and there's so many of us that really appreciate the daily videos that we can take a break from our daily lives to watch and genuinely laugh. Keep it up man. I'm really proud of your dedication and you deserve the growth you've received.
Preach! Cheers Kevo
Agreed 👍
Well said
Totally agree!
HOWEVER, being a daily poster can also cause burnout. So we support you wholeheartedly if you need to take a break or even adjust your schedule so it is still fun and doable. Pewdipie went through a burnout phase from posting so often and he alsmot had a breakdown cause of it. So make sure to take care of yourself!
Jason ignores the entire time but then when coming to you means running across the busy street without paying any attention, suddenly he’s like “Oh! I better go to my dad when he calls me! Right away! Not wait for the cars to stop and go to him, just run right over!”
And he’s like 8. He’s well old enough to know how to cross the street!
And Ethan took the brunt of the accident and was ok, but Jason takes much less of it and dies instantly?!
And someone get these boys leashes! Sure, it might seem weird, but they won’t run across busy streets and get hit by cars that stop super quickly yet somehow kill them instantly even though their dad takes the brunt of it and is fine!
KestrelDC EXACTLY! How did Jason die?
KestrelDC That's what happens when you reward their wandering off with balloons, they die~ 😏
Even worse: Jason was ten! I just started playing it again with a friend and we were both shocked how “weird” that kid acted for his age. My siblings stopped running off after my mom told them to NOT do that when they were six or younger.
I assumed his head got slammed into the street. Thats enough force to kill
I think getting tackled by his dad and hit by a car might have done it. Probably cracked his skull the poor thing.. And it'd explain why Ethan felt so guilty
_"He already has an owner"_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT MADE ME BARK
Ah, Heavy Rain, a game I affectionately refer to as Bad Dad Simulator. This is gone be gooood.
The only bad dad in the game is the killer's dad.
More like the bad everyone but the poor dads... And possibly early game Jayden
I refer to it as the Sad Dad Simulator, what a strange coincidence!
Heavy rain, But I'm only playing it so I can yell *SHAUN!*
He already has played Fallout 4 on this channel.
*_SHAUN_*
*_S H A U N_* The chronicles
Never got how he was killed when the father clearly catches and covers him
Car stops in time but father crush kid obviouslyj
ya the dad tackled him so hard it burst his spleen
Because David Cage says so...
Because of story purpose
Maybe it's an exploration into the unreliable narrator phenomenon? We are seeing the world through the eyes of Ethan Mars and this is the reality he remembers. It could be seen as a reflection of our own lives and makes us question even our most cherished memories.
Either that or David Cage can't write for shit.
this is so sad, alexa play ring of fire
ruclips.net/video/Rc7HVL1p42c/видео.htmlm16s
best kpop song
I CHOKED ON MY WINE
love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
Funnily enough, when I played this game the first time, I was *trying* to do my best and save everyone, but in the end literally everyone died. All the main characters died, the origami killer's victim died, heck - even the origami killer died! Somehow just one mishap near the end of the game spiralled into chaos. After getting the most depressing ending ever, I subsequently loaded back to resolve the mishap, saved everyone and had a very nice ending then never played the game again.
I’ve literally watched people play this game for years and I still don’t know how Jason died when the Dad was the one who took a majority of the car to his back and Jason got barely any of it
I think the whole part didn't make any sense at all he literally watch this kid walk away into the crowd of people I don't know any kid that would just walk out of a mall without their parents. getting lost in the mall sure but leaving the mall? How did he cross the street that begin with and why did he just run straight to his dad? It's like what the fuc
Don't worry Kevin, I also pick every bad option at life
PublicTransportationBelgium I make no decisions.
It kinda suck
This channel has become : *Insert game here* but I pick every nad option. And I like it
Every bad* option
You picked the bad word yourself he he
-Nad- Bad
He's never made a *nad* video
Scratch my nads
My naddles are so hard
Now I'm no scientist, but I don't think that car made contact with them. It stopped like just before. And they are laying just a foot in front of it. And Jason let go of the balloon.
Jason died of shock.
Ethan landed on top of Jason, crushing him to death.
Oh. Well thats lame.
DemonGrenade274 by watching that scene it looks like Jason landed on top of his dad..
I think he hit his head on the concrete.
As an asthmatic, it was painfully hilarious watching you torture Shelby with his inhaler 😂
Heavy Rain but I’m drowning in bad choices
Rick Grimes that’s punny.
Heavy rain but kevin tries to kill everyone
that's just elaborating from from picking every bad option...in other words. no shit.
Heavy Rain but we don't play half of the game.
CheapAbyss the cat in your profile kinda looks like mine (she in a blue point Siamese)
I was the 666s one, you're welcome
Oh, heavy Rain. That'll be preety good!!
"Well actually my real son is about to be really good at playing dead."
I feel really bad for laughing as hard as I did
"SHAUN"
"Oh, right Jason"
Grognaks tears are the heavy rain
GROGNAK DOESN'T CRY!
Grognaks tears are far more superior then that shitty rain
Literally i haven’t found a RUclipsr who has made me laugh in every video i watch. I love your videos!!! Especially the sims 😂
This entire thing could have been avoided if Ethan had Kevin's attitude.
"Dad, can I have a balloon?"
"No, you little shit."
Robber: PUT YOUR F***KING HANDS UP!!!
Kevin: *does not put hands up*
Robber: *shoots Kevin*
Kevin: *Surprised Pikachu Face*
One thing I never understood about this game is how they never investigated the origami shop in the neighborhood
They didn't? I mean, I understand why Shelby wouldn't, but that's no excuse for the other characters.
One origami shop in town and they never go there lol
Same
heavy rain but i comment before watching
bernard sanders heavy rain but i am reading the comments before watching it with my friend. (he is cooking 2 pizza's)
Stoned Savage! same here. but without pizzas....or a friend....
Vladi Nachname just never become a furry on me please since most of them are made of social dropouts. see im now kind of your friens since i am looking out for you since becoming a furry is a very long and dark road you don't wan't to ever walk. what do you play fallout on? pc xbox or potatoestation.
madman. have you no fear
Stone- i think you're literally stoned.
About time we see Kevin ruin a good game.
Is this considered a good game? I kinda hated it. It wasn't fun to play, but every one says the story is good but the sorry makes absolutely no sense at all... I look at it like The Order. "Look at the graphics! So shiny!... oh, gameplay? But graphics!" Lol... idk, wasn't a huge fan, to say the least
yea I thought David Cage games, this and Fahrenheit included, were generally thought of bad games.
@@francrann113 you mean "Indigo Prophecy" as it was called in the US... which is the only place that uses Fahrenheit? Lmao... good Lord the beginning of that game is so cringe worthy "hi, I'm David Cage, and welcome"... ffs 😂
nhyijy
And the glitches, too
Is this joke? Because, review scores aside, I've never seen anyone speak positively about Heavy Rain in a way that wasn't making fun of it.
“Jason! Jason!” It honestly doesn’t sound like Jason after playing it 40 times, they didn’t even make the effort to put in different versions of “Jason!”
"There goes my 2 dollars..." .....dead.
Detroit: Become Human made me forget how badly this game aged. It was top of the line in graphics too... I hope DBH doesn’t age this poorly. I actually liked that one.
What does that even mean, only because the game is old now you dont like it anymore
pFer16 No, just the animations themselves now look more out of date. It doesn't make them or the game bad at all! It's like when you look back at your middle school years and cringe lol
@@lucyk8935 Yeah, the D:BH story is just as meh as this game.
detriot become human is mad overrated imo, it's really no different from this game in terms of quality besides the slight graphic update (DEFINITELY just as questionable story)
@@DiabolicalPaperClip I mean, the choices in dbh affect the storyline a lot more than in heavy rain
Heavy rain but i skip half of the game
Most of it is boring I’d skip it too 😂
*Inhales the Inhalator*
Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! JASON!!!
SH A A A UN!!!!
Gives The Lonely Dewott a hug*
At 12:40 I couldn't stop laughing!
Him staying still and looking terrified at the gun is jus hilarious
Henry Goater you won’t believe how far I scrolled to find a comment on this bit😂
Legit. This game is so one of my favourite games of all time. It's also terrible.
I love it
Heavy rain but kevin is origami
Pffff Bhahahahah xD
Heavy rain but Kevin makes the rain worse
*better
I miss those old how to annoy people on black ops videos 😂 those made me laugh so hard until my stomach started cramping up
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This comment chain made me cringe so hard I compressed into a gravitational singularity.
Yesss!! Fingers crossed that Kevin will also play Beyond Two Souls (since he played basically every other David Cage game). Hooray for bad choices!! 😃
Too bad main character is unkillable no matter how hard you try
He finally started it this year!
@@victoryarn4381 true
The mom is right though, it appears that losing track of Jason did absolutely nothing to change his ability to keep track of his children.
>plays heavy rain
*Wtf this game is full of light and sun*
Call me Kevin but he should collab with RTGame
That's what I thought!
I thought they were the same person for the longest time haha
@@2xsexpresso hell yeah, i ran into Kevin's chanell looking for new RTgame uploads :D
@@2xsexpresso Aren't they?
I remember heavy rain! I played it and got the worst ending possible but I was trying to get a good ending.
If it makes you feel any better ever Norman Jayden ending is a bad ending
@@laurene988 is the one where he quits technically good right?
@@willmcg7513 I guess it is but it's also kinda sad because he quits as a failure with no real friends or family that we know of and leaves some other poor bastard to get brain damage from the new version of ari
@@laurene988 but if he continues to follow the case doesn't he die
@@willmcg7513 no if you successfully find the killer and win the fight in the old warehouse Norman is hailed as a hero on talkshows and in the department and is seen later still working away on another case before ari begins messing with his mind
I'm thoroughly shocked he didn't make an "I got hit by a car" joke
5:54: Did you see that babe...How I wore his fists out so he had no more fight left in him?
Heavy Rain? More like Ireland
LOL
And Scotland. Just the entire north.
Nah means Denmark for sure
Heavy rain? More like boragnorok...(how the hell do you spell it 😂)
Ireland? More like SHAWN!!¡
3:16
I fell asleep, woke up and looked at my phone. This was the first thing I saw.
Shelby knocks on door.
Punk answering door: "Beat it, loser!"
*DOOR-KNOCKING INTENSIFIES*
*Gunman* : Put your hands up or I'll shoot!
*kevin* : No.
*Gunman shoots kevin*
*Kevin shocked pikachu face*
Is it me?
If Jason's dad was Darwin he would've been totally fine with the way that part at the mall went down.
Oh my god. I finished this game 2 days ago and thought ' i bet Kev uploaded a video of him playing this BADLY' and was disappointed to find out there was none. Now there IS?! ahh Kevin you are the best
Bad choices are the best choices and I think you are the only one who really understands it.
Bad options are what Kevin wins with
David Cages while making "the game":
-It needs moar quick time events!
"I don't think she's my son, i'll keep going"
8:20 killed me, just running in circles SHAAAAAAUUUUUNN
Life is Strange next, please.
Yes, that would be great!
@@rafaelalodio5116 it wont
Only 2 finals and nothing in between really matters
Yeah, but shooting Chloe again and again and again in the dump is one of my favorite things.
Life is Strange but i use my powers for evil.
Heavy Rain but every time someone says Jason it gets faster
up that a notch, every time someone says Jason drink, way to get smashed in 5 minutes
Kevin: THIS is my office?
Norman one second later: THIS is my office?
that one got me
"I already killed one of our sons!" 🤣
Beyond two souls after that?
Have you guys seen the heavy rain but 500% facial animations.
Heavy pain*
It physically hurts me sometimes to watch your videos Kevin
“There’s only so much rain I can take before I gotta go inside” jeez I fuckin love this quote
Heavy Rain? More like Heavy Pain
kill me
Heavy pain
More like Bore ragnarok
@@aynon5682
Bore Ragnarok? More like beating a dead horse
@@the_redthe_general2438
Beating a dead horse? More like
I want to die please end me
@@aynon5682 i want to die please end me ? more like
Muffin time !
Bruce The cringe is real
The best part of the game is cleaning dishes you bum
Pulse MV and feeding ur child and setting the table and taking a shower i live for that shit in video games
claire // damn right
"Maybe he's in the bag. Just scream at it." Lol
Heavy rain: but it doesn’t rain
So now it is just heavy
@@jinjah_aus so its just heavy air
The real Bandit yep lol
Oh boy. Knowing that he most probably wont save Shaun already left me in tears.
"Close enough, take this one. Oh dammit he already has an owner"
I DIED! 🤣
The thumbnail somehow reminded me of stefan karl
That brought tears to my eyes
If you didnt know he died this month on the 21
He was my childhood
He was Robbie rotten
He was number 1
Was number one? No. He still is number one.
@@IamaPERSON
Of course he is
I remember reading about his death, it made me cry actual tears. When the we are number one meme was spreading he was diagnosed with cancer and I always hoped he would recover but sadly he didn't 😖😭😭😭
@@NeighborSenpai
He did recover from it last year
But when someone recovers from cancer
Cancer hits back stronger
YES! Finally! The series i've been waiting to see Kevin play for a while now! Let's get this goin, shall we?
His SHAUN screaming is great but no beat Rick's shouting CARL
CORAL!!!
I disagree - check this video out: ruclips.net/video/0t0uCWjQ6Og/видео.html
How about Sam calling for Dean as well lol
Can you make the wolf among us but i'm the real wolf?
Heavy rain : but the rain isn't heavy.
:0
The dad literally pushed JA-SON out of the way how did he die?
He grabbed JA-SON and tried to protect him if anything the dad should've died he actually got hit by the car
YES! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! NEXT GAME: Beyond Two Souls!
A year later and you got wanted
"Green coat...with pants...green pants. " so happy this man was wearing pants. Also r we looking for tingle?
The balloon economy is really ballooning.
“THERE GOES MY TWO DOLLARS” had me crying omg
"My real son is about to get REAL good at playing dead" 😂😂
4:20 I just burst out right there omg my stomach hurts
Heavy rain but I try to get the worst ending
it looked like ethan took all the car hit but jason still died
Okay, I give in. I only ever watch 4 channels, but Kevin, you're too hilarious not to subscribe to. Well done man, you got laughing out loud on the tram and I'm hooked. I love your humour, and your accent, and now I'm gonna have to watch all your videos 😁
at 12:20 why is that robber wielding a desert eagle. Like. bruh. if you can afford a $1,600 gun that a pack of ammo for it costs $50 per 25 rounds, Im pretty sure you don't have to resort to the life of crime.
Maybe he stole it
doubt it lol
Well I mean it didn’t stop CJ in GTA SA...
I’ve waited so long for this.
“Maybe I can just pick up another kid” -Kevin 2018
08:09 = A compact segment consisting of the ENTIRE game of "Fallout IV" ... "Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaun!" & run around a lot, get hurt, get up, then more "Shaun!"
Christ, this game is so serious and emotional, and Kevin just makes a laughing stock out of it XD