Beating GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony without doing crime
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Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony is the second of two episodic expansion packs available for the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto IV, developed by Rockstar North and published by Rockstar Games. It is an action-adventure game set in the open world environment of Liberty City. It features similar gameplay, and the same setting as Grand Theft Auto IV. The player can redo missions to improve their score. The player also has new activities, side jobs, vehicles, and weapons. Luis may call on his friends, Armando and Henrique, to use their special abilities: Armando can sell weapons to Luis while Henrique can supply him a vehicle. Luis can also take them on friend activities. A notable addition, previously introduced in Grand Theft Auto: Chinatown Wars, is a scoring system for missions. The score has no effect, but gauges the player's overall performance in a mission, as well as unique goals they accomplished.
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Beating GTA IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony without doing crime
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I love how quickly he gives up on not committing crime and it becomes "GTA IV but I have a guilty conscience"
Alt title: playing gta ballad of gay tony without gta ballad of gay tony
Yeesh! Spoiler Alert!? 😂
@@downscaleAre you kidding?
@@wardenflanders7837 very much so. :)
He didn't do petty crimes or traffic violations
I will never say no to over an hour of Kevin content
Yes best Irish RUclipsr ever
I was kinda disappointed when he announced his new schedule at first.
Now I'm really happy about it. Not only is the content just as good and longer he sounds like he's focusing on himself more.
I wonder when he'll retire though
What
I go back to the many Chaos mod streams every so often
Haven't watched a kevin video in like 4+ months at least and this one drew me because of the length
One of the best things about this channel is how long the “move like a bee, sting like an uhh bee” joke has been going on
More like BORE RAGNAROK
we got the works in this video.
The "bee" line, Bore Ragnarok, and even AppNana! I love seeing the bits of Kevin lore.
@@Abbaschand Thats the true magic of Kevins current longer form content, having enough space to include all of the chanels memes. Its the real reason why he makes hour long videos.
Oh it’s a running joke? I thought Rockstar just reused the audio file, since it’s one of Bif Taylor’s boxing lines in Bully
@@ChestersonJackI think that’s actually where the running joke started for the channel because Kevin played Bully!!
The amount of taxi's on the highway had me dying laughing haha.
omg almost pissed myself at that point
@@lukey666lukey The timing was too damn good!
SAME!!! Almost sent me into an asthma attack lmao
wHy were there so mAny
well we know where they went when he had to run to his destination 😭😭
Yes, more of Kevin playing GTA... exactly how it's NOT supposed to be played. This should be fun.
As always
What of course it is. GTA stands for "Grand Taxi Adventures".
I love how this video went from Kevin saying he's doing no crime, to self defence and then "Well we killed gang members so actually this is good"
it's fate that Kevin finds himself in situations to kill people
The situation got out of hand so quickly that no excuses were enough to justify the ensuing mess. By the end he was a dangerous muderer with a body count that supass most serial killers and a strange obsesion with not breaking any traffic laws (and a fondness for taxis).
he's the definition of chaotic neutral XD
35:31 I died laughing when I saw all those taxis and then they just kept coming and coming. Damn near pissed myself LMFAO
They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.
the sheer amount of taxis in the tank mission had me in stitches
13:16 "time to go home with my buddies" while he cautiously steps over the body of a SWAT officer has me crying 😭
Ngl, ive been playing gta3 recently and ive got to say, this is exactly what i needed. Gta used to be sooooooo good. Also the way kevin is traveling via taxi makes him the dead pool of gang violence
Gta is still good in my opinion as long as you only ook at the singelplayer
@@serax126 I suppose we will see if gta 6 is the end of gta or not.
1 hour and 17 minutes, i couldnt have asked for a more perfect way to end the night. Thank you Kevin!
I'm a lawyer (albeit not licensed in Liberty City or whatever it is) and pretty certain using self defense isn't actually a crime. So you could chase em in the golf cart or even shoot back as long as you didn't instigate it and as long as you're otherwise clean.
Edit: one example where this isn't the case is when you're shooting back at the police 😂
Kevin lawyer giving kevin law tips
I love how the game taunted Kevin with the one thing he shouldn't have encountered.
Seriously how do you get the taxi bug in a vanilla install? 😂
Right? I was like what car was Kevin trying to mod in. But if it really was a vanilla only install, well that's right on brand for him isn't it?
Kevin is the only person who does more crimes while trying to beat a game without doing crime. Mission accomplished.
The tank and taxi scene literally had me sob crying 😂
Be gay. Don't do crime. 😂
Oh no... 😟
“……and now there’s a SWAT van?!? I’m gonna need a hotdog!!!😫😭😫” -Kevin 2023
Oh my god, the endless lines of taxis after that buildup was just so funny, I almost cried :D
8:44 the bully soundbite killed me omfg - "move like a bee, sting like uh....uhh bee"
Its a wonder hopkins still standing, is that all you can do?
The cruel irony of GTA 4 is the fact you go through so much to get the diamonds, Niko and Ray end up transporting them using garbage trucks only for them to end up being found by some homeless man in this game.
US Navy SEALs are trained to go for the nearest body of water for safety should things go wrong.
I think I know where they got this idea from, Kevin is truly a military genius
Oh, so that's why they're called seals
Kevin, I know you won't see this but I want to say thank you for so many years of videos that make me smile and let me forget about life for a little while. It's been a rough few years for me (for all of us, amirite?) and it's only getting worse. I'm thankful to have your funny videos to force a smile on my face when it feels like the world is imploding. Thank you again. Take care.
Hey Man, dont lose hope, it all goes better, i too went for a few very bad years but i persevered, AND most importantly worked on myself, and its all better now, dont know your problems but im sure you will enjoy life More, one way or another
Thank you for not being a generic "You helped me through a rough time and now stuff is amazing" shit doesn';t always get better. Sometimes you die young and sad or you just struggle for a long time. I do hope things get better for you of course, they could.
I hope things start looking up. It’s damn rough out there
My favourite part of any of Kevin’s pacifist gameplays is when he unleashes anarchy and chaos. It always starts at 0:01 into the video
I laughed really hard at 'am I allowed to park in a yellow? My car is yellow, so it makes sense'
I'm not american either, but sure Kevin, go for it
OMG! The TAXI parade during the tank bit! *chef's kiss*
Kevin! You parked in front of a fire hydrant @20:57 ! ILLEGAL!!
i love the longer form content so incredibly much, thank you Kevin!
Seeing Kevin play as an evil person is very entertaining but when he tries to play as a law abiding citizen that’s when i end up laughing for hours with my sides hurting. Also Happy Halloween everyone.🎃
Like most of us I rewatch a lot of Kevin’s content. These videos however are in a completely different class. Thanks Kevin 😊
1 hour of Kevin is always a good time. RIP CJ.
Those taxi drivers are basically members of the cult after helping Kevin so much welcome my brothers
The best part about this is how "without doing crime" basically means "we blow up helicopters but we complain about it because we feel bad also we take cabs"
oh Kevin, you will never not be my favourite youtuber 💙
So who is your favorite then?
@@everythingpony oh i guess it was a weird sentence. i meant it is Kevin lol
@@everythingpony Double negative. "Will never not be" = "will always be"
He's a fave a mine too 😊
Literally had the worst day today so coming home to this was like Christmas as a kid
I hope you are feeling a bit better now. I'm sorry to hear your day was tough, I hope things get better for you soon. It's going to be okay
"Healthcare *Eats hot dog* This is how we do it in america"
Accurate
"I don't want to be asociated with such criminal behavior" Kevin, wanted on 3 acts of domestic terrorism
i like how it went from playing gta without crimes to just normal gameplay
At one point he was forced to accept its imposible to keep playing the game without comiting crimes, not even the self-defense excuse cut it after a while.
I had never seen a successful no-crime run of this until this video
I lost it when the taxis started to spawn an ungodly amount 😂😂🤣🤣
Kevin pronouncing Luis like Louie haunts me 😂
Good corpse throw at 13:11 from the helicopter. Really goes flying.😂
Kevin I don't think you know how much pain you can get from shin kicks
Yusuf is best man and Kevin is best gamer. Look at that 1hr+ video! That scene with the number of taxis was ridiculous it was amazing! 😂
I audible cheered when Yusuf came in with his chopper. LMAO I think Luis is one of the few protagonist with a decent ending in these games
Forget all of the rampant murders (I mean, counts of self defence), Kevin; you commited far more heinous crimes: Littering with your soda bottles, driving motorcycles without a helmet, jaywalking, and not using a safety belt in the car. You monster.
Love the blend in these: 1 part self-imposed challenge, 1 part silly bollocks, 1 part genuinely reacting to the plot.
At some point this video just turned into a normal GTA lets play and I love it😂😂
By the end it was less of a not doing any crime challenge and more of a "only moving though taxis" challenge, and even that didnt work out as often as he wanted.
GTA IV & TBOGT are 2 of the most nostalgic games for me & the fact that Kevin decides to play them makes me love them all the more.
When the Taxis spawned i cried laughing
The game was literally toying with him 😂
This was unbelievably good, editing is perfect.
Kevin, playing a game not the way it's meant to? Can't wait to see how great it goes this time!
(these kinds of videos are why I started watching your content after all)
this is truly a gift from the gods. thank you so much kevin. literally completed this dlc for the first time this morning so this is just what i needed. literally been desperate for a good funny edited videos on this dlc and you fed me such a delicious meal.
Kevin: Plays wholesome life sim: imma kill everyone. Plays game about murder and drugs: imma try and not kill anyone 🙃
1:29 he broke that law by parking on red line fire hydrant
I have to say this for it must be said. Kevin is an amazing golfer i dont care what the irish lads say in golf with your friends. Kevin is legit.
Lol Kevin doing no crime somehow results in more crime than if he had just done the orginal crime.
This is how you played when your parents were in the room
I remember this entire game being so hard and Kevin completed it with ease hardly even dieing. This just proves Kevin is a military genius!
Kevin, your videos are brilliant and the way that you manage to attempt to play a game of crime as a pacifist, and play the Sims as some psychopath of a character, and either style is hilarious. 👍
This 1 hour video really made me happy after that bad day. Thank you Kevin 😊
the incredible wit of this man is what made me subscribe to this channel and it hasn't disappointed me much. the consistency of his wit is what i desire to be
You know its a good day when kevin comes out with over an hour of content
The army RP throwback reference was gold 😂
seeing him get his by cars near constantly and him saying the cars have it out for him and laughing until you remember he really DID get nailed by a car... 10/10 kevin moment
Got an advert at the very beginning for the FNAF Movie, I'm not annoyed or angry nor disappointed but happy a cool thing exists as a REAL FNAF movie and not just some fan made YT content. It is a theatrical production in actual Hollywood. A Noice change of pace from the normal crap that gets sharted out of there.
Actually, if Ballad of Gay Tony is similar to GTA 5 then you can in fact call the Police on the Police. Thank You DarkViperAU of your %Pacifist all 30 something hours' worth, edited and cut down of course.
I’ve recently been re-obsessed with this game. The soundtrack is insane. Loving that you decided to pick this game today! 😌👌🏽
35:19 one cop’s arresting him and the others are shooting 😂😂
I think that NPC around 59:56 was trying to do a no crime run as well
This video was so freaking funny, mostly because of Kevin's hilarious reactions to GTA nonsense
The only different thing Kevin did was taking a taxi 🤣
"You were supposed to be watching over that shipment, not 🦆-ing things up."
That Big Smoke cameo was perfect, also how about warning me next time before you flashbang me with a golden chopper, I'm watching this video in the dark.
love how everyone is in agreement that Tony looks horrible in GTA 5.
One hour Gta? This video will be a medicine for me. Thanks Kevin. ❤
Self-defense is not a crime.
29:45 "I DONT PLAY ONE FUCKING INSTRUMENT" beautiful
I enjoy Kevin's underground shinkicking circle, like a Lancashire version of Fight Club.
I love how janky the taxis are in this game
Headshots don't count as not crime... you didn't even cap their knees or anything! XD
Glad to see your channel still thriving. I remember watching you when you did Star Wars rp trolling. You’re my childhood
It's so nice to see that it's totally possible to play these games as I'm sure was intended by rockstar, with absolutely zero crime
Oh no. Kevin got the "Main character" syndrome again 🤣
I love halfway through the session he's completely give up on not doing crime and is full on slaughtering 100's😂😂😂😂
Your transformation to less long videos has been such a blessing for my 12 hour shift job.
Thank you
The taxi drivers in the early games are absolute menaces
This was a fun look back at this game. I've never gotten to see it nor play it, but I loved it.
GTA IV TBOGT but Luis spends the whole time on the internet, watching TV or hanging out with his old friends.
As an American I can confirm this is how we do healthcare. It's weird to me that the rest of the world would do things differently.
Reject modern medicine. Embrace hot dog.
Kevin, I love your nonsense, just remember though, keep the editing light. especially on long videos. I'm here for you man and you alone. You're like, the funniest dude on youtube.
i love hour long kevin videos, its the perfect thing to relax and pass out to at 1am
I love your videos and I watch it all the time.
the taxis oh the highway left me DEAD LOL
His approach to crime in this video is the epitome of "strain out a gnat but swallow a camel".
Fucking 55:35 has me CRYING
"OK you go boom now" *BOOM* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's really hard to be good guy whilst being in an Grand theft auto game Kevin did amazing l would of lost it at the traffic lights 😂
Took him exactly 2 minutes. Yes texting and driving is a crime 😝
Best things to do during halloween:
-watching horror movies/videos
-watching CallMeKevin
Unnecessary honking is a crime. Technically it’s only legal when you’re in danger.
Isn’t it funny how you can tell kevin as ADHD just the way he plays 😂
I haven't seen a Bore Ragnorok meme in a while so 38:28 was nice
Army RP was still one of the greatest things Kevin ever did in his entire career… absolutely amazing 🤣