I was kinda disappointed when he announced his new schedule at first. Now I'm really happy about it. Not only is the content just as good and longer he sounds like he's focusing on himself more. I wonder when he'll retire though
@@Abbaschand Thats the true magic of Kevins current longer form content, having enough space to include all of the chanels memes. Its the real reason why he makes hour long videos.
I love how this video went from Kevin saying he's doing no crime, to self defence and then "Well we killed gang members so actually this is good" it's fate that Kevin finds himself in situations to kill people
The situation got out of hand so quickly that no excuses were enough to justify the ensuing mess. By the end he was a dangerous muderer with a body count that supass most serial killers and a strange obsesion with not breaking any traffic laws (and a fondness for taxis).
Ngl, ive been playing gta3 recently and ive got to say, this is exactly what i needed. Gta used to be sooooooo good. Also the way kevin is traveling via taxi makes him the dead pool of gang violence
Forget all of the rampant murders (I mean, counts of self defence), Kevin; you commited far more heinous crimes: Littering with your soda bottles, driving motorcycles without a helmet, jaywalking, and not using a safety belt in the car. You monster.
The cruel irony of GTA 4 is the fact you go through so much to get the diamonds, Niko and Ray end up transporting them using garbage trucks only for them to end up being found by some homeless man in this game.
Kevin, I know you won't see this but I want to say thank you for so many years of videos that make me smile and let me forget about life for a little while. It's been a rough few years for me (for all of us, amirite?) and it's only getting worse. I'm thankful to have your funny videos to force a smile on my face when it feels like the world is imploding. Thank you again. Take care.
Hey Man, dont lose hope, it all goes better, i too went for a few very bad years but i persevered, AND most importantly worked on myself, and its all better now, dont know your problems but im sure you will enjoy life More, one way or another
Thank you for not being a generic "You helped me through a rough time and now stuff is amazing" shit doesn';t always get better. Sometimes you die young and sad or you just struggle for a long time. I do hope things get better for you of course, they could.
US Navy SEALs are trained to go for the nearest body of water for safety should things go wrong. I think I know where they got this idea from, Kevin is truly a military genius
The best part about this is how "without doing crime" basically means "we blow up helicopters but we complain about it because we feel bad also we take cabs"
this is truly a gift from the gods. thank you so much kevin. literally completed this dlc for the first time this morning so this is just what i needed. literally been desperate for a good funny edited videos on this dlc and you fed me such a delicious meal.
Kevin, playing a game not the way it's meant to? Can't wait to see how great it goes this time! (these kinds of videos are why I started watching your content after all)
Seeing Kevin play as an evil person is very entertaining but when he tries to play as a law abiding citizen that’s when i end up laughing for hours with my sides hurting. Also Happy Halloween everyone.🎃
I'm a lawyer (albeit not licensed in Liberty City or whatever it is) and pretty certain using self defense isn't actually a crime. So you could chase em in the golf cart or even shoot back as long as you didn't instigate it and as long as you're otherwise clean. Edit: one example where this isn't the case is when you're shooting back at the police 😂
the incredible wit of this man is what made me subscribe to this channel and it hasn't disappointed me much. the consistency of his wit is what i desire to be
seeing him get his by cars near constantly and him saying the cars have it out for him and laughing until you remember he really DID get nailed by a car... 10/10 kevin moment
At one point he was forced to accept its imposible to keep playing the game without comiting crimes, not even the self-defense excuse cut it after a while.
By the end it was less of a not doing any crime challenge and more of a "only moving though taxis" challenge, and even that didnt work out as often as he wanted.
Kevin, your videos are brilliant and the way that you manage to attempt to play a game of crime as a pacifist, and play the Sims as some psychopath of a character, and either style is hilarious. 👍
That Big Smoke cameo was perfect, also how about warning me next time before you flashbang me with a golden chopper, I'm watching this video in the dark.
Got an advert at the very beginning for the FNAF Movie, I'm not annoyed or angry nor disappointed but happy a cool thing exists as a REAL FNAF movie and not just some fan made YT content. It is a theatrical production in actual Hollywood. A Noice change of pace from the normal crap that gets sharted out of there.
Actually, if Ballad of Gay Tony is similar to GTA 5 then you can in fact call the Police on the Police. Thank You DarkViperAU of your %Pacifist all 30 something hours' worth, edited and cut down of course.
Kevin, I love your nonsense, just remember though, keep the editing light. especially on long videos. I'm here for you man and you alone. You're like, the funniest dude on youtube.
Kevin gets a gun aimed at him while stealing helicopter, attacks them with rockets and machine gun fire from the helicopter and calls it a "measured response"... Is Kevin doing this playthrough as Israel?
As an American I can confirm this is how we do healthcare. It's weird to me that the rest of the world would do things differently. Reject modern medicine. Embrace hot dog.
I love how quickly he gives up on not committing crime and it becomes "GTA IV but I have a guilty conscience"
Alt title: playing gta ballad of gay tony without gta ballad of gay tony
Yeesh! Spoiler Alert!? 😂
@@downscaleAre you kidding?
@@wardenflanders7837 very much so. :)
He didn't do petty crimes or traffic violations
I will never say no to over an hour of Kevin content
Yes best Irish RUclipsr ever
I was kinda disappointed when he announced his new schedule at first.
Now I'm really happy about it. Not only is the content just as good and longer he sounds like he's focusing on himself more.
I wonder when he'll retire though
What
I go back to the many Chaos mod streams every so often
Haven't watched a kevin video in like 4+ months at least and this one drew me because of the length
The amount of taxi's on the highway had me dying laughing haha.
omg almost pissed myself at that point
@@lukey666lukey The timing was too damn good!
SAME!!! Almost sent me into an asthma attack lmao
wHy were there so mAny
well we know where they went when he had to run to his destination 😭😭
35:31 I died laughing when I saw all those taxis and then they just kept coming and coming. Damn near pissed myself LMFAO
They don't stop coming and they don't stop coming.
Yes, more of Kevin playing GTA... exactly how it's NOT supposed to be played. This should be fun.
As always
What of course it is. GTA stands for "Grand Taxi Adventures".
One of the best things about this channel is how long the “move like a bee, sting like an uhh bee” joke has been going on
More like BORE RAGNAROK
we got the works in this video.
The "bee" line, Bore Ragnarok, and even AppNana! I love seeing the bits of Kevin lore.
@@Abbaschand Thats the true magic of Kevins current longer form content, having enough space to include all of the chanels memes. Its the real reason why he makes hour long videos.
Oh it’s a running joke? I thought Rockstar just reused the audio file, since it’s one of Bif Taylor’s boxing lines in Bully
@@ChestersonJackI think that’s actually where the running joke started for the channel because Kevin played Bully!!
the sheer amount of taxis in the tank mission had me in stitches
I love how this video went from Kevin saying he's doing no crime, to self defence and then "Well we killed gang members so actually this is good"
it's fate that Kevin finds himself in situations to kill people
The situation got out of hand so quickly that no excuses were enough to justify the ensuing mess. By the end he was a dangerous muderer with a body count that supass most serial killers and a strange obsesion with not breaking any traffic laws (and a fondness for taxis).
he's the definition of chaotic neutral XD
13:16 "time to go home with my buddies" while he cautiously steps over the body of a SWAT officer has me crying 😭
1 hour and 17 minutes, i couldnt have asked for a more perfect way to end the night. Thank you Kevin!
Kevin is the only person who does more crimes while trying to beat a game without doing crime. Mission accomplished.
8:44 the bully soundbite killed me omfg - "move like a bee, sting like uh....uhh bee"
Its a wonder hopkins still standing, is that all you can do?
Ngl, ive been playing gta3 recently and ive got to say, this is exactly what i needed. Gta used to be sooooooo good. Also the way kevin is traveling via taxi makes him the dead pool of gang violence
Gta is still good in my opinion as long as you only ook at the singelplayer
@@serax126 I suppose we will see if gta 6 is the end of gta or not.
Kevin! You parked in front of a fire hydrant @20:57 ! ILLEGAL!!
I love how the game taunted Kevin with the one thing he shouldn't have encountered.
Seriously how do you get the taxi bug in a vanilla install? 😂
Right? I was like what car was Kevin trying to mod in. But if it really was a vanilla only install, well that's right on brand for him isn't it?
The tank and taxi scene literally had me sob crying 😂
Oh my god, the endless lines of taxis after that buildup was just so funny, I almost cried :D
Forget all of the rampant murders (I mean, counts of self defence), Kevin; you commited far more heinous crimes: Littering with your soda bottles, driving motorcycles without a helmet, jaywalking, and not using a safety belt in the car. You monster.
"I don't want to be asociated with such criminal behavior" Kevin, wanted on 3 acts of domestic terrorism
OMG! The TAXI parade during the tank bit! *chef's kiss*
My favourite part of any of Kevin’s pacifist gameplays is when he unleashes anarchy and chaos. It always starts at 0:01 into the video
“……and now there’s a SWAT van?!? I’m gonna need a hotdog!!!😫😭😫” -Kevin 2023
The cruel irony of GTA 4 is the fact you go through so much to get the diamonds, Niko and Ray end up transporting them using garbage trucks only for them to end up being found by some homeless man in this game.
18:02 him half opening the door to peek in kills me lol
i love the longer form content so incredibly much, thank you Kevin!
Like most of us I rewatch a lot of Kevin’s content. These videos however are in a completely different class. Thanks Kevin 😊
Kevin, I know you won't see this but I want to say thank you for so many years of videos that make me smile and let me forget about life for a little while. It's been a rough few years for me (for all of us, amirite?) and it's only getting worse. I'm thankful to have your funny videos to force a smile on my face when it feels like the world is imploding. Thank you again. Take care.
Hey Man, dont lose hope, it all goes better, i too went for a few very bad years but i persevered, AND most importantly worked on myself, and its all better now, dont know your problems but im sure you will enjoy life More, one way or another
Thank you for not being a generic "You helped me through a rough time and now stuff is amazing" shit doesn';t always get better. Sometimes you die young and sad or you just struggle for a long time. I do hope things get better for you of course, they could.
I hope things start looking up. It’s damn rough out there
US Navy SEALs are trained to go for the nearest body of water for safety should things go wrong.
I think I know where they got this idea from, Kevin is truly a military genius
Oh, so that's why they're called seals
I laughed really hard at 'am I allowed to park in a yellow? My car is yellow, so it makes sense'
I'm not american either, but sure Kevin, go for it
The best part about this is how "without doing crime" basically means "we blow up helicopters but we complain about it because we feel bad also we take cabs"
1 hour of Kevin is always a good time. RIP CJ.
Be gay. Don't do crime. 😂
Oh no... 😟
Those taxi drivers are basically members of the cult after helping Kevin so much welcome my brothers
this is truly a gift from the gods. thank you so much kevin. literally completed this dlc for the first time this morning so this is just what i needed. literally been desperate for a good funny edited videos on this dlc and you fed me such a delicious meal.
Literally had the worst day today so coming home to this was like Christmas as a kid
I hope you are feeling a bit better now. I'm sorry to hear your day was tough, I hope things get better for you soon. It's going to be okay
Good corpse throw at 13:11 from the helicopter. Really goes flying.😂
Kevin, playing a game not the way it's meant to? Can't wait to see how great it goes this time!
(these kinds of videos are why I started watching your content after all)
Love the blend in these: 1 part self-imposed challenge, 1 part silly bollocks, 1 part genuinely reacting to the plot.
I had never seen a successful no-crime run of this until this video
Seeing Kevin play as an evil person is very entertaining but when he tries to play as a law abiding citizen that’s when i end up laughing for hours with my sides hurting. Also Happy Halloween everyone.🎃
38:22 Bore Ragnarok
😂
This was unbelievably good, editing is perfect.
GTA IV & TBOGT are 2 of the most nostalgic games for me & the fact that Kevin decides to play them makes me love them all the more.
I'm a lawyer (albeit not licensed in Liberty City or whatever it is) and pretty certain using self defense isn't actually a crime. So you could chase em in the golf cart or even shoot back as long as you didn't instigate it and as long as you're otherwise clean.
Edit: one example where this isn't the case is when you're shooting back at the police 😂
Kevin lawyer giving kevin law tips
1:29 he broke that law by parking on red line fire hydrant
Omid Jalili is hilarious as Yusuf Amir!
I haven't seen a Bore Ragnorok meme in a while so 38:28 was nice
the incredible wit of this man is what made me subscribe to this channel and it hasn't disappointed me much. the consistency of his wit is what i desire to be
Glad to see your channel still thriving. I remember watching you when you did Star Wars rp trolling. You’re my childhood
I lost it when the taxis started to spawn an ungodly amount 😂😂🤣🤣
seeing him get his by cars near constantly and him saying the cars have it out for him and laughing until you remember he really DID get nailed by a car... 10/10 kevin moment
I’ve recently been re-obsessed with this game. The soundtrack is insane. Loving that you decided to pick this game today! 😌👌🏽
Yusuf is best man and Kevin is best gamer. Look at that 1hr+ video! That scene with the number of taxis was ridiculous it was amazing! 😂
I audible cheered when Yusuf came in with his chopper. LMAO I think Luis is one of the few protagonist with a decent ending in these games
i like how it went from playing gta without crimes to just normal gameplay
At one point he was forced to accept its imposible to keep playing the game without comiting crimes, not even the self-defense excuse cut it after a while.
oh Kevin, you will never not be my favourite youtuber 💙
So who is your favorite then?
@@everythingpony oh i guess it was a weird sentence. i meant it is Kevin lol
@@everythingpony Double negative. "Will never not be" = "will always be"
He's a fave a mine too 😊
You know its a good day when kevin comes out with over an hour of content
"Healthcare *Eats hot dog* This is how we do it in america"
Accurate
At some point this video just turned into a normal GTA lets play and I love it😂😂
By the end it was less of a not doing any crime challenge and more of a "only moving though taxis" challenge, and even that didnt work out as often as he wanted.
When the Taxis spawned i cried laughing
The game was literally toying with him 😂
This 1 hour video really made me happy after that bad day. Thank you Kevin 😊
I remember this entire game being so hard and Kevin completed it with ease hardly even dieing. This just proves Kevin is a military genius!
29:45 "I DONT PLAY ONE FUCKING INSTRUMENT" beautiful
i love hour long kevin videos, its the perfect thing to relax and pass out to at 1am
Kevin, your videos are brilliant and the way that you manage to attempt to play a game of crime as a pacifist, and play the Sims as some psychopath of a character, and either style is hilarious. 👍
I have to say this for it must be said. Kevin is an amazing golfer i dont care what the irish lads say in golf with your friends. Kevin is legit.
This video was so freaking funny, mostly because of Kevin's hilarious reactions to GTA nonsense
Fucking 55:35 has me CRYING
"OK you go boom now" *BOOM* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol Kevin doing no crime somehow results in more crime than if he had just done the orginal crime.
11:56 yeah that’s the problem in america
Kevin: Plays wholesome life sim: imma kill everyone. Plays game about murder and drugs: imma try and not kill anyone 🙃
29:12 The Ballad of Pansexual Tony
35:19 one cop’s arresting him and the others are shooting 😂😂
I found you through a sims video but I honestly love all your content! You genuinely cheer me up 😊
I love all these easter eggs connecting this video to other Kevin's videos! Also feel like a true fan for spotting them
I love your videos and I watch it all the time.
That Big Smoke cameo was perfect, also how about warning me next time before you flashbang me with a golden chopper, I'm watching this video in the dark.
Got an advert at the very beginning for the FNAF Movie, I'm not annoyed or angry nor disappointed but happy a cool thing exists as a REAL FNAF movie and not just some fan made YT content. It is a theatrical production in actual Hollywood. A Noice change of pace from the normal crap that gets sharted out of there.
Actually, if Ballad of Gay Tony is similar to GTA 5 then you can in fact call the Police on the Police. Thank You DarkViperAU of your %Pacifist all 30 something hours' worth, edited and cut down of course.
One hour Gta? This video will be a medicine for me. Thanks Kevin. ❤
Kevin I don't think you know how much pain you can get from shin kicks
This was a fun look back at this game. I've never gotten to see it nor play it, but I loved it.
19:02 i hate when germans scream "the" at me
52:00 for Kevin saying “My god I need a hot dog so bad”
20:40 parking that close to a fire hydrant? Kevin!
Your transformation to less long videos has been such a blessing for my 12 hour shift job.
Thank you
39:49 This was NOT my intention
This is how you played when your parents were in the room
The army RP throwback reference was gold 😂
I enjoy Kevin's underground shinkicking circle, like a Lancashire version of Fight Club.
Kevin, I love your nonsense, just remember though, keep the editing light. especially on long videos. I'm here for you man and you alone. You're like, the funniest dude on youtube.
I think that NPC around 59:56 was trying to do a no crime run as well
love how everyone is in agreement that Tony looks horrible in GTA 5.
It's so nice to see that it's totally possible to play these games as I'm sure was intended by rockstar, with absolutely zero crime
The only different thing Kevin did was taking a taxi 🤣
Kevin gets a gun aimed at him while stealing helicopter, attacks them with rockets and machine gun fire from the helicopter and calls it a "measured response"... Is Kevin doing this playthrough as Israel?
8:09 Kevin is just a natural at it
32:18 Ah, that must be the time between 9a.m. and noon, when all the very senior citizens are out and about doing their shopping. 🤔
Whoever of the 3 edited this deserves a raise or whatever. things like adding the scraping sound at 16:10 and the like is just 👌🤣
"You were supposed to be watching over that shipment, not 🦆-ing things up."
As an American I can confirm this is how we do healthcare. It's weird to me that the rest of the world would do things differently.
Reject modern medicine. Embrace hot dog.
Banana is Life banana is potassium