he didnt even get the number of rings right either he forgot about the nine for humans !! the sheer amount psychic damage his retelling is doing to me is insane
The stupid ass Spidey sense thing that is being put in every game now being called "Golum's intuition" is fucking killing me for some reason. I'm not even high but every time I think of the phrase "Golum's intuition" I can't help but audibly laugh.
Like couldn't they have just called it the wraith world and reasoned golluk spent so much time with the ring he's able to see stuff in the wraith world?
Jeremy Elbertson, or Jerma, is a fictional character in J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth legendarium. He was introduced in the 1937 fantasy novel The Hobbit, and became important in its sequel, The Lord of the Rings. Jerma was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk who lived near the Gladden Fields. In The Lord of the Rings it is stated that he was originally known as Albertson, corrupted by the One Ring, and later named Elbertson after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat".
Jerma doesn't want to make it public, but there's actually some pretty harsh drama behind the scenes involving the rights to his face in the Gollum game. He's looking to sue for quite a bit of money to alleviate some of his debt.
Twelve Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky, Six for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die, Five for storage, just to be sure
Ironically the correlation of Jerma getting worse at games began when he said "I've stopped smoking weed" a few months ago , now he's completely forgotten what Nazgul are too; he needs weed to live, to function.
@@basedmase777 Honestly the distinction isn't whether a game is good or bad subjectively but if it has complex mechanics Jerma has to put more brainpower into playing than talking. The easier more mellow gameplay videos are where he really gets the standup routine rolling.
34:00 it would be such an amazing bit for him to never play SF6 on stream again, get really good in private, and then show up at a major tournament completely unannounced
I thought he was going to be serious about remembering it with the 9 rings for mankind, then he got slightly wrong with 6 rings of dwarves instead of 7, and then he went full bananas with 12 rings for elves and 5 for storage.
19:35 I really hope that the 2ndJerma edit of this stream has a Matrix reference as part of the movie-clip intro. Also, Jerma honestly provided a brief intro to the LoTR lore that's better than anything I could come up with, props to him, his nerd memory is legendary if he recalled all of the historical stuff from 15 years ago. His uh, his memory of the actual movies is a bit more hazy though... Was Jerma one of those kids that actually learned really well by simply reading the textbook? I wonder, because that intro just hits you with scenes and facts from end to end until you get to the beginning of Frodo's story.
Imagine working for Daedalic Entertainment, after you (presumably) spent a year or more working on this game, knowing now that the only thing people will remember the game for is that they charged people extra for idle animations - and that Jerma made a joke about an angry Gandalf strangling Gollum in a cell.
I feel jerma would deadass main SF6 if instead of the fight salute whatever it is, you GTAV style absolutely haymaker’ed someone in the face where they get ragdoll’ed into the ground at the start of every fight
I gotta commend Jerma’s effort for the Lord of the Rings backstory recap “9 rings were given to the men” Okay accurate so far. “6 were given to the dwarves” Yeah close enough. “12 were given to the elves” Ummmm… “5 were kept in storage” This was where I bursted out laughing.
Are we really shocked Jerma bought the gesture DLC for this game? This is the same dude who spent 7500 dollars on the Family Guy mobile game. Microtransaction Andy
It was like 12 at night and I was just trying not to fall asleep and then he finally said he's done and then he literally went on to play for another TWENTY MINUTES
I joined this stream, not seeing the refund timer and him showing off the idle animation saying something like, I am showing people what they get if they decide to purchase the game, and thinking to myself, "was he sponsored to play this but didn't put #ad in the title out of embarrassment"
i think sleeping is more of a biological necessity rather than having a specific psychological reason, its like asking why do we need to eat or drink water - it's necessary for survival
thanks for the edit i sat through ten hours of wayner playing this game and i could not have stomached another vod. only thing that could make me buy this game is if someone modded it so golem is replaced by an ultrarealistic jerma model. i'd pay to play that.
"Yeah, now cut to me at *EVO* !" The most terrifying thing about Jerma threatening to prove a chat member wrong is that you know--you KNOW--that there is a non-zero chance he'll go through with it, no matter how brazen.
Local streamer complains about technology but fails to describe sleeping as anything but disconnecting from a network or recharging an iphone. Holy shit this pisses me off
i would go bankrupt gladly for a 1 to 1 replica of Jerma just to photoshop his face abnormally and send it when he streams just so he thinks he looks weird and panics. which happens every stream.
Honestly, if Jerma was a Middle Earth character, i figure he'd be like Tom Bombadil. He shows up once in a plot unimportant detour, says some nonsense, leaves and then disappears and is never relevant again
let youtube process it, ive waited for 2 hours for it to get 1080p but nothing so far. maybe itll go faster when its public. youtube is having trouble today across the board it seems; vod channel had problems too
He laughed at Gollum's limp corpse every single time.
It reminds him of his childhood
same tbh
safe to say everyone did aswell
22:06
Checkmate
just like he did to ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎
of course jerma remembers the name celebrimbor but forgets that it's called middle earth
it be like that sometimes
he didnt even get the number of rings right either he forgot about the nine for humans !! the sheer amount psychic damage his retelling is doing to me is insane
He probably watched rings of power
DERANGED streamer crawls through cave while RAMBLING about bugs and rings
RAMBLING
then wiggles his bum at others in online fighting game.
The refund counter says more than him saying "give it a chance!" ever could.
What refund counter?
@@erwins_arm 1 hour 55 minute
@@erwins_arm The counter is set just under 2 hours, and 2 hours of play time is the maximum at which Steam will refund you a game no questions asked
@@croma2068 that's what you meant, i thought you could look up the total amount of refunds somewhere lol
The stupid ass Spidey sense thing that is being put in every game now being called "Golum's intuition" is fucking killing me for some reason. I'm not even high but every time I think of the phrase "Golum's intuition" I can't help but audibly laugh.
Like couldn't they have just called it the wraith world and reasoned golluk spent so much time with the ring he's able to see stuff in the wraith world?
Jeremy Elbertson, or Jerma, is a fictional character in J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth legendarium. He was introduced in the 1937 fantasy novel The Hobbit, and became important in its sequel, The Lord of the Rings. Jerma was a Stoor Hobbit of the River-folk who lived near the Gladden Fields. In The Lord of the Rings it is stated that he was originally known as Albertson, corrupted by the One Ring, and later named Elbertson after his habit of making "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat".
Jerma R. R. Tolkien
I'm sorry, 193FUCKING7?????
@@lukijez Je R. R. Ma
At 3:10, Jerma pledges to 'go in with an open mind'. This is probably a reference to his skull-splitting days as a cave dweller.
Me everytime after the treppaning 🤦🤷
I really respect Jerma for consenting the Golum devs for modeling him for the game.
Jerma doesn't want to make it public, but there's actually some pretty harsh drama behind the scenes involving the rights to his face in the Gollum game. He's looking to sue for quite a bit of money to alleviate some of his debt.
@@Profile__1 he wants something to leave the grandkids
they even got jerma's height right!
Heisenberg
Everywhere I go, I see his face. Walter White from the hit-game Amongus
This is the “lord of the rings: gollum” of jerma streams
Twelve Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Six for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
Five for storage, just to be sure
Ironically the correlation of Jerma getting worse at games began when he said "I've stopped smoking weed" a few months ago , now he's completely forgotten what Nazgul are too; he needs weed to live, to function.
He's actually addicted.
Jerma badly describing the plot to lord of the rings had me HOWLING, oh my god I need that whole thing animated
i love jerma playing shitty games because it just lets him ramble about random things
as opposed to where he plays good games and doesnt do that??? Thats his whole shtick
@@basedmase777 Honestly the distinction isn't whether a game is good or bad subjectively but if it has complex mechanics Jerma has to put more brainpower into playing than talking. The easier more mellow gameplay videos are where he really gets the standup routine rolling.
2:11 Jerma's Gandalf voice unironically sounds better that the actual game's.
Oh god it does
They miss the opportunity to cast jerma as gollum. He is already deranged, eats mushrooms and likes to crawl around
Jerma really IS the kind of person to only play the story mode of a fighting game, then never touch the game again
Yes
Like getting league to finish the tutorial
@@JakobatHeart it's pretty deranged.
i feel called out
@@pigphysics6560playing league is bad enough
34:00 it would be such an amazing bit for him to never play SF6 on stream again, get really good in private, and then show up at a major tournament completely unannounced
then he pulls a daigo parry
remember when he said one day he'd be in a fursuit somewhere and nobody would know it's him?
its funny how only TWO of the things he said about the lord of the rings lore were right
I wanna see his version tbh
never seen it but i'm using jerma's explanation as the true canon
dude, can you explain where he missed in lore? Idk, but who really cares about 3 books before interesting story?
@Peinin the 3 books ARE the interesting story, doofus
I thought he was going to be serious about remembering it with the 9 rings for mankind, then he got slightly wrong with 6 rings of dwarves instead of 7, and then he went full bananas with 12 rings for elves and 5 for storage.
28:13 Jerma finally knows how his viewers feel every time he's on camera
Jerma trying to explain the plot of LOTR sounds EXACTLY like me trying to explain what happens in something i wrote
Jerma definitely has experience running around as a short bald Cave Hermit
dude in 2013 i had a dream where i woke up from sleeping in a cave and jerma was waiting for me with breakfast prepared by the entrance
@@Lenn869 a premonition!
I like how jerma will play the gollum game but wont play botw
This is *exactly* what I was thinking. His brain is an absolute marvel
they're the same quality to him
Difference is, botw is good. It wouldn't be as entertaining to watch The Jerma play botw when he can play whatever this piece of dog shit is
13:10 Gollum and Smeagol successfully gain control of Jerma's brain
Why did you clip out the part where Jerma ate a raw fish and then kept doing the “Gollum” noise even when chat asked him to stop?
Jerma explaining the Lord of the Rings with his almost accurate knowledge is extremely entertaining
You CANNOT just seamlessly string together multiple SF6 Jerma clips with perfect cohesiveness.
Gollum plays the new jerma game
19:35 I really hope that the 2ndJerma edit of this stream has a Matrix reference as part of the movie-clip intro.
Also, Jerma honestly provided a brief intro to the LoTR lore that's better than anything I could come up with, props to him, his nerd memory is legendary if he recalled all of the historical stuff from 15 years ago. His uh, his memory of the actual movies is a bit more hazy though...
Was Jerma one of those kids that actually learned really well by simply reading the textbook? I wonder, because that intro just hits you with scenes and facts from end to end until you get to the beginning of Frodo's story.
Finally, a game Jerma can relate to.
The fact that Jerma knows so much about the 5 wizards and Gandalf actually shocked me fr
Half-naked begging popeye is the highlight of my day.
Imagine working for Daedalic Entertainment, after you (presumably) spent a year or more working on this game, knowing now that the only thing people will remember the game for is that they charged people extra for idle animations - and that Jerma made a joke about an angry Gandalf strangling Gollum in a cell.
can't wait for the "jerma explains the premise of lotr" animatic
I feel jerma would deadass main SF6 if instead of the fight salute whatever it is, you GTAV style absolutely haymaker’ed someone in the face where they get ragdoll’ed into the ground at the start of every fight
I gotta commend Jerma’s effort for the Lord of the Rings backstory recap
“9 rings were given to the men” Okay accurate so far.
“6 were given to the dwarves” Yeah close enough.
“12 were given to the elves” Ummmm…
“5 were kept in storage” This was where I bursted out laughing.
Really sorry to the game devs that put their hours in, but you can tell it's especially bad if even jerma can't make it fun
The Gollum part is hilarious but why is nobody talking about 36:00
Are we really shocked Jerma bought the gesture DLC for this game? This is the same dude who spent 7500 dollars on the Family Guy mobile game. Microtransaction Andy
Jerma debating whether to continue playing in gollum vs smeagol voices is funny, but I also think it may be a peek into how he really thinks
Gollum is a 4.8 for free,
It's a 1 for 60 bucks
12h of no-replayability gameplay for 60 is deranged even if the game was passable
more like -2
On non-stream days Jeremy also debates whether or not to eat beetles and throws himself on rocks
8:29 he really learned his lesson from DMC, huh?
This is because Tony learns from his mistakes
Jerma is the type of guy to hate Yakuza but like the worse version of it in SF6
Based
fall joke within the first 5 sec he has control of the character? He's back baby
It was like 12 at night and I was just trying not to fall asleep and then he finally said he's done and then he literally went on to play for another TWENTY MINUTES
I joined this stream, not seeing the refund timer and him showing off the idle animation saying something like, I am showing people what they get if they decide to purchase the game, and thinking to myself, "was he sponsored to play this but didn't put #ad in the title out of embarrassment"
19:36 "why do we sleep" is an interesting question because psychologists have NO IDEA why we have to sleep but for some reason we just do
I think we sleep because when sleeping we can enter REM, during which the brain repairs itself and storages new information
i think sleeping is more of a biological necessity rather than having a specific psychological reason, its like asking why do we need to eat or drink water - it's necessary for survival
@@pearl3406 yes but the issue is why? why do we have to do to? it relates to brain health so it is quite a psychological issue
@@Jaakkogaz right but the issue is why? why do we enter REM? that's the question that science still doesn't have a clear answer to
New Cheltie pfp jermaVenus
thanks for the edit i sat through ten hours of wayner playing this game and i could not have stomached another vod. only thing that could make me buy this game is if someone modded it so golem is replaced by an ultrarealistic jerma model. i'd pay to play that.
Thank you so much for this
When I saw the thumbnail, I got worried he was sponsored to play this game
video capped at 360p
The p standa for perma
Yes! New Cheltie edit! ❤
You somehow showed more of the gollum game than the gollum game had to offer.
Im kinda happy about modern controls now since Im sure he wouldnt have touched sf6 otherwise.
Jerma and his crazy takes. Also, this is THE GAME for his tirades about surviving by eating bugs and dirt off the ground.
"Yeah, now cut to me at *EVO* !"
The most terrifying thing about Jerma threatening to prove a chat member wrong is that you know--you KNOW--that there is a non-zero chance he'll go through with it, no matter how brazen.
that transition on 37:18 was smooth as hell
i LOVE 360p
the cinderblock story again
"face of a CocoMelon Kid" lol
Honestly with his track record of getting sponsored for bad games, I would not be surprised if he was payed to play this one
how many bad games did they pay jerma to play?
This thumbnail looked just like the last one. Still clicked it instantly though 😂. Love the vids
OH MY GOD HE PLAYS STREET FIGHTER 6????
Did they remove the absolutely hilarious suckerpunching random strangers from sf6? Now you ask people to fight
Deranged man play Gollum over finishing botw
Chat won the argument (again).
finally jerma can relate to the main character
gotta see jerma at EVO
if i bought this i think i would just throw gollum off of high places over and over for like ten minutes and then get bored and refund
Local streamer complains about technology but fails to describe sleeping as anything but disconnecting from a network or recharging an iphone. Holy shit this pisses me off
Gollum is so endearing to me for some reason. His weird pathetic little fish eyes and translucently pale body and whimpery voice are so cute.
3:56 OH SO YOU TALKED TO ORCS HUH?!
cant believe he didnt finish the whole game in one sitting/stream
Sometimes i get confused and forget which one is jerma and which one is gollum
I am not sure if the constant fall jokes count as either "Worst Gamer Moment" or "Worst Joke taking more than 5 Min. to set up"...
i was really looking forward to this game
I'm so glad Jerma is playing The Lord of Ring: Gollum
8:35 Jerma really thought that “give them to me raw and wriggling” Gollum would cook food
This game was made for him.
37:55 shpee
Man laughing at little person falling breaking all their bones
Cheltie love your edits, but the quality seems to be limited to 360p
Death screen is so anticlimactic i laugh every single time
The fall joke stream
i like when the almost 40 year old streamer rambled about how "crazy" sleep is
Jerma needs to give more totally accurate recaps of stories.
ODDBALL speedrunner REFUSES to skip cutscenes, makes bad impressions of gandalf and ranks TOP 100 in TLOTR: Gollum
360p is where it's at let's goooo babyyyyy
This game gave him an existential crisis
18:10 what the FUCK is he talking about
Finally, a game where he can play as his true self
i would go bankrupt gladly for a 1 to 1 replica of Jerma just to photoshop his face abnormally and send it when he streams just so he thinks he looks weird and panics. which happens every stream.
One sixth of the video is Alice and thats just so jerma
Glad he's back
Bad game, worse gamer 😮💨
begging for 720p at the moment
23:34 LMAO
Honestly, if Jerma was a Middle Earth character, i figure he'd be like Tom Bombadil. He shows up once in a plot unimportant detour, says some nonsense, leaves and then disappears and is never relevant again
Cheltie why oh why is the maxxium resolution 360p
let youtube process it, ive waited for 2 hours for it to get 1080p but nothing so far. maybe itll go faster when its public. youtube is having trouble today across the board it seems; vod channel had problems too