THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS HAUNT ME

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
  • It's been a little while. Welcome back to the cursed realm.
    Thanks everyone for submitting these Aliexpress listings to me!
    #aliexpress​​​​ #knockoff​​​​ #dinosaurtoys
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    Video Music by Kevin MacLeod: incompetech.co...
    Outro Music by AK (Life Cycle): • AK & Mapps - Life Cycle
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Комментарии • 276

  • @TheJericho1123
    @TheJericho1123 3 года назад +164

    i get a backsaurus after walking around at the sub festival dragon.

    • @TheJericho1123
      @TheJericho1123 3 года назад +3

      @Benton Banyas no thanks random comment.

    • @TheJericho1123
      @TheJericho1123 3 года назад +2

      @Tommy Kalel "for since November" good English.

    • @Terry_the_stickman2013
      @Terry_the_stickman2013 2 года назад

      @@TheJericho1123 me too but also small plume dragon and blue toothed megalodon which is actually don't have blue teeth but it's self blue

    • @Terry_the_stickman2013
      @Terry_the_stickman2013 2 года назад

      And Rex that is getting called as dragon and last dino

    • @Iseonix
      @Iseonix Год назад

      @@TheJericho1123 ping me

  • @thelittleal1212
    @thelittleal1212 3 года назад +42

    my favourites: Deer baby, Okus baby, backsaurus and crocodylus😂

  • @rogertaxo2762
    @rogertaxo2762 3 года назад +61

    For sub-festival dragon. I think it is from 副栉龙(Parasaurolophus), which 副 can mean 'sub', and 栉 means comb, and 龙 means dragon. Saurolophus is translated to Chinese as 栉龙. But 栉 is not a common word in morden Chinese. So they may confuse it with 节,which means festival but actually its pronunciation is different from 栉.
    They didn’t bother to do any research, and they translated the name casually. They have no idea what they are producing and selling. That makes me feel bad.

  • @ianlewis6062
    @ianlewis6062 3 года назад +50

    This is just Spinodude's gradual descent into madness.

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 2 года назад +56

    “Electric dinosaur chariot” actually sounds pretty badass!

  • @hjrveththyh7959
    @hjrveththyh7959 3 года назад +16

    They call it Increse Number Pterosaur, the Fire Demon.

  • @Bristol_Lively
    @Bristol_Lively 3 года назад +32

    You know how at 0:39 Dimetrodon was called Heterodonta? Well apparently Heterodonta is actually a saltwater clam.

    • @cosmopoiesecriandomundos7446
      @cosmopoiesecriandomundos7446 2 года назад +5

      "Heterodon" means "different tooth". That's probably because Dimetrodon , as per the name, had different measures of teeth size.
      Heterodon is also the name of a modern shark, and there was once an ornithischian called Heterodobtosaurus

    • @Bristol_Lively
      @Bristol_Lively 2 года назад +4

      @@cosmopoiesecriandomundos7446 thanks for the information

    • @Che_Yo
      @Che_Yo 2 года назад +3

      My favorite dinosaur: clam

    • @BleachMr873
      @BleachMr873 6 месяцев назад +1

      I searched up heterodon, and it showed up pics of snakes.

    • @Bristol_Lively
      @Bristol_Lively 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@BleachMr873 As the first reply says, there are also two other different creatures of the same name. I guess people got bored with coming up with names, lol.

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +8

    Pterosaur increase, where it's so big that it's just... increased! not 2 times bigger, not 3 times bigger, but... increased!!!

  • @chadgorosaurus4898
    @chadgorosaurus4898 3 года назад +5

    This series better have 7 billion episodes

  • @rexlupusetxe8367
    @rexlupusetxe8367 3 года назад +15

    If I ever find a dinosaur fossil I'll call it sub-festival dragon. Just to troll you guys.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +6

    1:02, what's an Okus Baby!?!🤣🤣🤣

    • @amia-
      @amia- 8 месяцев назад +1

      okus baby

    • @cheepmovprod
      @cheepmovprod 4 месяца назад

      @@amia-it translates to taste baby.

  • @yuyaricachimuel555
    @yuyaricachimuel555 2 года назад +5

    Won’t lie that Deer Baby has some pretty sick color gradient.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +3

    4:27, dance dance dance, dance to the music! Lol!

    • @Iseonix
      @Iseonix Год назад

      I suck at dancing and im hiding in a corner for some reason

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +5

    Jurassic park's velociraptor is way more scientifically accurate than the one with a dome skull

  • @jayhawkgoat786
    @jayhawkgoat786 3 года назад +3

    My entertainment has been fulfilled

  • @raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654
    @raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654 3 года назад +8

    i can just imagine spinodud sitting there, thinking about funny titles, getting more cursed with each episode!
    best Wishes have a good day!

  • @godzillapowerpufffan8142
    @godzillapowerpufffan8142 3 года назад +9

    Please do more of these cursed dinosaur toy videos because those videos are hilarious

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +4

    1:24, Sword Back Dragon!? 🤣

  • @Escanimations
    @Escanimations 3 года назад +6

    Ah yes,I like playing with my INCREASE NUMBER PTEROSAUR

  • @demosuarusyt3227
    @demosuarusyt3227 2 года назад +2

    2:23 THE HIGH SPINOSUAR RETURNS

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +3

    Oh my goodness! I'm kind tempted to try the new um... Big Mac Tyrannosaurus Rex, but it says it's TASTELESS AND TASTELESS! Oh dear, I wanted to to eat that tyrannosaurus... I'm so mad!

  • @mryipyip9843
    @mryipyip9843 3 года назад +4

    Yes we need more!

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +6

    It says in the listing for DeerBaby/hornnose dragon to wipe it clean with water and not to expose it to the sun. SpinoDude you said it yourself, you cannot let any sort of natural lighting be exposed onto that dinosaur toy, keep that in mind. It is absolutely lethal to the product's safety and your own safety!

  • @dynamosaurusimperious6341
    @dynamosaurusimperious6341 3 года назад +3

    This series is my favorite,and I'm glad this was possible.
    Also I wish you a good day.

  • @stegotyranno4206
    @stegotyranno4206 3 года назад +9

    Subfestival Dragon vs Parasite vs Deputy Comb Dragon, which is the best worst parasaurolophus

    • @imaredwhale2thenotsoelectr916
      @imaredwhale2thenotsoelectr916 3 года назад +1

      Definitely parasite.

    • @swollenheadofdragon832
      @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +1

      I don't know, I like them both for how cursed they are

    • @Bread129
      @Bread129 8 месяцев назад +1

      Parasite is in my team

    • @Bread129
      @Bread129 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm making Mr sauriosaurid comics

    • @Bread129
      @Bread129 8 месяцев назад +1

      I drew him as a literal parasite with a lil tail and para head

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +3

    4:38, what!? What!? WHAT!?! LOL!

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +1

    That long necked dragon brachiosaurus right there is why you cover up dinos that have stuff that looks like blood coming out of them with a cloth or something that you can't see through

  • @chaosthebaryonyx6344
    @chaosthebaryonyx6344 3 года назад +2

    Fiiinalyyyy! Oh I'm so excited

  • @meisiasyirawei5494
    @meisiasyirawei5494 3 года назад +1

    A pteranodon riding a T-rex , this image is possibly the most cursed image i have seen in your cursed dinosaur toys website

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +2

    4:05, Pterosaur, Two headed dragon? Lol!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +3

    2:18, yes it's tasteless, all right! Lol!

  • @captainkirk400
    @captainkirk400 2 года назад +2

    Getting old depictions of the Iguanadon vibes from that Deerbaby(hornnose Dragon)

  • @Daikaijudethedude
    @Daikaijudethedude Год назад +2

    0:52 I think their just trying to recreate that scene in Invasion of the Astro Monster

  • @spinoguy3555
    @spinoguy3555 3 года назад +1

    You certainly saved the best for last.

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +2

    I get why that two headed brachio is looking back in that picture. It's probably too upset about what aliexpress has done to it!

  • @dynamosaurusimperious2718
    @dynamosaurusimperious2718 3 года назад +3

    Love this series.
    And this one is no exceptions,and I love it a lot.( Also I wish you a good day. )

  • @blufftonitevideo
    @blufftonitevideo 19 дней назад +1

    0:39/1:21 *(Sad sail dragon noises)*
    0:41/1:09/1:42 *(Sub-festival Nail Dragon Intensifies)* Sadness begone!
    2:28 The water-t has restored my strength!
    4:03 Carnotaurus, my FAAAAVORITE chinasaur!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +2

    00:39, Ancestral Bird, Heterodontia? Lol!!

  • @Someguyinaroom
    @Someguyinaroom 2 года назад

    The only noise that that dinosaur makes when you press his balls is "AAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!!!"

  • @chasesheridan3109
    @chasesheridan3109 Год назад +1

    Egg thief sounds scarier than the indoraptor

  • @Lord-xy2fr
    @Lord-xy2fr Год назад +3

    Megacephalosaurus is an actual creature that existed on the planet.
    I Google searched again

  • @chaosthebaryonyx6344
    @chaosthebaryonyx6344 3 года назад +4

    3:41 bruh that's the angry birds theme

    • @dwayderaizodelatorre6272
      @dwayderaizodelatorre6272 Месяц назад

      Cuz its gonna get copyright so he changed it to angry birds the original sound is the jurassic world theme

  • @BaryonyxPlayer
    @BaryonyxPlayer Год назад

    you're probably my 2nd favorite youtuber because whenever im bored i watch you and you are really funny

  • @Velociraptor_Feathers
    @Velociraptor_Feathers 3 года назад +1

    YAY! ,MORE NIGHTMARES!

  • @MorganDeacetis
    @MorganDeacetis 3 года назад +1

    Imma have to start calling you "BackDude" from now on.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +1

    00:43, Nail Shaped Dragon, Megacephalosaurus? Oh, Brother!

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +2

    Oh dear I wanted that that large t. rex to have some sort of taste to it when I felt like eating it... I'm so mad!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +1

    1:36, Crocodylus!? Lol!!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +2

    1:18, Winding Dragon, Hadrosaurus? Lol!

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад

    Megacephalosaurus!, it's head is so big that it's just... Mega! Not 2 times bigger, not 3 times bigger, but... Mega!!!

  • @shaheeg3512
    @shaheeg3512 3 года назад +2

    The new penny wise: Deerbaby

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +1

    4:03, Long Neck Dragon, Ceratosaurus? Lol!

  • @edwardjohnson321
    @edwardjohnson321 Год назад

    why does this make me laugh so hard?

  • @bugloverspiderlover8490
    @bugloverspiderlover8490 Год назад

    I ordered a Pteranodon plush today,best news,it’s posable and can stand like a actual Pteranodon!

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +2

    Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe.😉

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +2

    2:45, lol!!

  • @CamarasaurusLover15346
    @CamarasaurusLover15346 3 года назад +1

    REEEEEE YAAAAAYYY!!!!

  • @Iseonix
    @Iseonix 8 месяцев назад +2

    0:44 megacephalosaurus is a real creature and it is a pliosaur

  • @tostfan13ramirez52
    @tostfan13ramirez52 3 года назад +1

    Yay

  • @smartdoge4626
    @smartdoge4626 2 года назад +1

    It took me a bit to notice how the names of most of these dinos are just shitty cross translations. Yet that didn’t stop me from going wide eyed at some of them.

  • @indominusrex1249
    @indominusrex1249 2 года назад +2

    1:00 that is literally the indominus rex

  • @bluesteno64
    @bluesteno64 2 года назад +3

    2:11 hey look!! A feathered T. rex as a kid toy!!!

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +2

    Too bad those five reasons to choose the big dino toys aren't good enough for me to choose them. Mostly because they keep making me laugh

  • @dinoxels
    @dinoxels 3 года назад +2

    Okus Baby vs. Deerbaby

  • @CT--xj5jf
    @CT--xj5jf 2 года назад +1

    I love how this knockoff toy sellers get names right but not the species!

    • @CoralReaper707
      @CoralReaper707 2 года назад +1

      M E G A C E P H A L O S A U R U S

    • @CT--xj5jf
      @CT--xj5jf 2 года назад

      @@CoralReaper707 true animal

  • @theacro3472
    @theacro3472 3 года назад +2

    I love me some sub festival dragons

  • @alpharex1993
    @alpharex1993 3 года назад +1

    Ah yes, the O K U S B A B Y

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +1

    1:22, Heterodon!? 🤣

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +1

    1:45, lol!

  • @NoLongerUploading-k4y
    @NoLongerUploading-k4y 2 года назад

    Ah yes, deer baby my favourite dinosaur.

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +1

    2:02, lol!

  • @grebnedu1219
    @grebnedu1219 3 года назад +1

    *I'm speechless*

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад +4

    1:12, not a Velociraptor! Egg Thief? Really?🤦

  • @avastoyboxandarcade
    @avastoyboxandarcade 2 года назад

    Swordback Dragon sounds kinda cool

  • @Maximus_12ST
    @Maximus_12ST 3 года назад

    Yes, My favorite dinosaurs are plume dragon,sub festival dragon and sword back dragon 😁😁😁🤣

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 3 года назад

    00:47, Ornithothimus? Lol!

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +1

    I sent you a listing that called spinosaurus "heron", and styracosaurus "dragonfly" if you wanted it.

  • @screamingraptor4087
    @screamingraptor4087 2 года назад +2

    1:40 wait... is that blue the raptor's blue line on the ceratosaurus???

  • @therandomspinosaurus5717
    @therandomspinosaurus5717 3 года назад +1

    I think I found my new favorite dinosaur, backosaurus

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +1

    Triceratops No! What have they done to you?

  • @raptor5034
    @raptor5034 Год назад +1

    Hello BackDude.

  • @sanowarhossen2486
    @sanowarhossen2486 4 месяца назад

    This is My First time Watching your channel

  • @timx8872
    @timx8872 3 года назад +1

    Dance!

  • @LuisLopez-mx3er
    @LuisLopez-mx3er 2 года назад

    It’s like they’re s##ting there pants in front of Universal claiming it’s there magnum opus!

  • @bluesteno64
    @bluesteno64 2 года назад

    Hey at least the ornithomimid has feathers on the first listing!

  • @meisiasyirawei5494
    @meisiasyirawei5494 3 года назад

    This is the most cursed dinosaur website in the world of internet and the world of dinosaurs

  • @FEF-Productions
    @FEF-Productions Год назад

    F in the chat for Dimetrodon
    And also D E E R B A B Y

  • @abranca38
    @abranca38 Год назад

    0:50
    I don’t see what the big deal of this picture is. It’s just Godzilla and Rodan at the end of Invasion of Astro Monster.

  • @KnightmarePhoenix_official
    @KnightmarePhoenix_official 2 года назад +1

    I kinda want the giant rubber Carnotaurus ngl

  • @derricktate6407
    @derricktate6407 3 года назад +2

    I mean, every time i comment its usually to talk about why the name of the dinosaurs are something that was directly translated, BUT this time there is no explanation for something like egg thief, okus baby, or backsaurus. So instead lets just take a moment to appreciate the cringe and the clumsiness of these names.
    *hahaha wheeze* OKUS BABY *hahahaha*

    • @Zeder95
      @Zeder95 2 года назад

      "Egg thief" would be the correct translation of Oviraptor. They just placed the name on the wrong dinosaur.

    • @derricktate6407
      @derricktate6407 2 года назад

      @@Zeder95 There would be a dragon at the end even if it was Oviraptor because that's how dinosaurs are translated into chinese.

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад +1

    Did they even get the name right on that electric dimetrodon toy? because if they did then I would think of that as acceptable

  • @jpcollins9745
    @jpcollins9745 3 года назад

    Should definitely get one of the cars

  • @LaundryBveach
    @LaundryBveach 2 года назад

    “Tasteless, and Tasteless!”

  • @leaschmidt266
    @leaschmidt266 2 года назад

    I still remember the ORANGE from last time it is all cursed 0_0

  • @blufftonboi9895
    @blufftonboi9895 Год назад +1

    Oh dimetrodon i'm sorry why! Let sadness beg0ne! Let the short end of the stick begone too!

  • @troodonnetwork
    @troodonnetwork 3 года назад +1

    *PVC m a t e r I a l s*

  • @moai6617
    @moai6617 9 месяцев назад

    3:44 me who thought i saw a nuclear power plant: 💀

  • @unbreakablevibes7415
    @unbreakablevibes7415 2 года назад

    I cracked up when they put the rolling head into the gun and made it a video

  • @swollenheadofdragon832
    @swollenheadofdragon832 3 года назад

    Big Mac Tyrannosaurus Rex!... It's so big that it's just... Big Mac'ed! not 2 times bigger, not 3 times bigger, not just... increased!, not even... increase numbered!, but... Big Mac'ed!!! All right folks, you heard it here first, this is the first aliexpress toy dinosaur that you can eat from McDonalds!

  • @Mrtitanosaur
    @Mrtitanosaur 3 месяца назад

    Ancestor bird got me