THE WORST DINOSAUR TOYS ARE PERFECTLY NORMAL
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- Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025
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Breaking news: *LOCAL T REX FALLS OFF BUILDING AND GETS RUN OVER BY UBER*
when your Dad can run-over your T-rex w/out any problems or damage!!!!!..lol.
Yes
RIP T. Rex Late Cretaceous- Quaternary
ALSO STUPID ROCK MUSIC PLAYS WHILE IT HAPPENS
No odour
When the dinosaur fell from the building and got ran over by a car, I felt that.
Me: What is a Tyrannosaurus rex also known as?
A dinosaur nerd: King Tyrant Lizard
AliExpress: *tYrAnNoSaUrUs rEx*
Temu: cHaRIzArDoZilLASaUruS rEX
Aliexpress: Charizard Tyrant Dragon
chinese website:red big dragon
@dubletumble99 no no no, they call it "ba Wang lon"
3:42 i havent heard SpinoDude laugh this hard and likely never will again
Don't worry he will....... AFTER POSTING MORE OF THESE LOL 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m from Hong Kong, so I know the Chinese names of most of these dinosaurs. It looks like a lot of the names are direct translations of the Chinese names, perhaps using a CERTAIN not 100% accurate translating software
But.... scientific binomial names are the same in every language... that's the whole point of the latin and greek binomial system...
@@Serucipe for example, let’s use an easier one. Liopleurodon in Chinese is 滑齒龍, which translates to “slippery tooth dragon.” The names are relatively the same in meaning, but they are direct translations that make no sense
@@queenofcheetahs Ok, but how do you explain the wrong names given to some of them? Or the ones that are given plant genus names?
@@Serucipe Google translate and I said a lot not all
@@queenofcheetahs Google translate is definitely way better than that.
ANOTHER ONE??? THIS JUST MADE MY DAY I LOVE THESE!
“TRICERATOPS BELONG TO HERBIVOROUS DINOSAURS. TRICERATOPS / TRICERATOPS ARE THE LAST DINOSAURS TO APPEAR. JIALONG IS OFTEN USED AS A SURFACE FOSSIL OF THE LATE CRETADEOUS, AND IS ALSO A VERY POPULAR DINOSAUR IN POPULAR CULTURE”
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
im gonna make this a copypasta
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JIALONG THE DRAGON MEANING "FIRM LIZARD" IS A GENUS OF THE FAMILY ACANTHACEAE DATING TO THE END OF THE CRETACEOUS. THE DRAGON IS OFTEN CONSIDERED TO BE THE PROTOTYPE OF THE ARMORED DRAGON THE HARD NAIL BEHIND THE DRAGON IS ESSENTIALLY HARDENED SKIN.
CHLAMYS FARRERI MEANING “ALMOST CROWNED LIZARD” IS A GENUS OF THE FAMILY PLATYPUS, NATIVE TO LATE CRETACEOUS NORTH AMERICA, ABOUT 76 MILLION TO 73 MILLION YEARS AGO. IT IS A HERBIVOROUS DINOSAUR THAT CAN WARK ON TWO OR FOUR FEET.
TYRANNOSAURUS REX ALSO KNOWN AS TYRANNOSAURUS REX, IS A LARGE CARNIVOROUS DINOSAUR, ABOUT 13 METERS LONG AND WEIGHING ABOUT 7 TONS. IT LIVED IN THE CRETACEOUS FOR 3 MILLION YEARS, ABOUT 68.5 MILLION YEARS AGO.
I was dying at the delicate skin of children 😂
have you ever seen a child they are op my sister slapped me 20 times and my skin uno reversed the effect
How did I miss that video on that rubber dino listing I sent you, I thought it was just in the attached pictures.
Deng's Fish is pretty epic tho.
3:33 real footage of godzilla being dropped by ghidorah
The hydrabon search on google also helped us see our old friends crotalon, sea dragon, and troodontosaurus!
I loved how you talked with the red triangle dragon! You should do that more often
I love how he says "Dengs fish" in that accent. 0:13 0:22 5:40
*DENG'S FISH*
sounds like joe swanson lmao
or just patrick warburton in general
I looked it up and Chlamys Farreri is a real thing, but it’s not an almost crowned lizard, in fact it’s far from it. It’s a species of scallop.
Yes, I can confirm this is true, I have multiple Parasaurolophus in my hair.
Deng's fish nearly killed me, i laughed too hard i can't breathe
Petition for spinodude to change his name to superlargehadrosaurdude on April fools.
*Chlamys ferrari, meaning “almost crowned lizard”, is a genus of the family platypus, native to late Cretaceous North America, about 76 million to 73 million years ago. It is a herbivorous dinosaur that can walk on two or four feet.*
I died at
Chlamys farrery, meaning "almost
crowned lizzard", is a genus of the
family platypus
That's all wrong
Farrer's scallop (Chlamys farreri), also known as the Chinese scallop, is a species of marine bivalve mollusk is the scallop family; Pectinidae.
The platypus (Ornithorhynchus anatinus), sometimes referred to as the duck-billed platypus, is a semiaquatic, egg-laying mammal endemic to eastern Australia, including Tasmania. Not family
As a person in the Philippines, these toys are the best dinosaur toys we have, I even have and or seen some of them! (I have seen Schleich, Recur, Hasbro, and Mattel toys, however they're in select stores)
So is dragonfly a translation issue or is the Philippines view of styracosaurus unironically dragonfly?
Hobbes and Landes are the only ones I saw that sell Schleich dinosaur figures. Too bad they're gone now. Toy Kingdom used to sell decent dinosaur figures (including a Papo knock-off) but they're gone as well. Recur is the only decent ones we have but they look goofy at times except for their other animals figures.
@@IndominusRex-wc1ey Nope. This only happens in online stores but not as bad as this. However you would frequently see the listings as "simulated dinosaur" or something like that.
@@Press_X_to_doubt Huh, oddly enough the only time I saw Schleich figures was also in BGC, though they were in a Lego store.
@@Press_X_to_doubt ooooh ok that makes more sense
Dunkleosteus Terrelli: who are you?
Deng's Fish: I'm you, but S T R O N G E R
0:30 I mean……. They’re not wrong 😂
Fun fact: Heidregon (the three headed dragon) is a Pokémon from generation 5
i am genuinly dying of laughter. from every part aswell this was epic
my humor has degraded so much that i'm laughing over the parachlamys belonging in the family platypus
3:33 this made my year
3:16 This looks like multiple forms of torture and i'm not sure how I feel about that.
This is the best in the series, no doubt.
Slippery toothed Dragon probably comes from Liopleurodon, which means "smooth-sided tooth".
0:48 They bring back LEGO Dino Attack but they gotta kill its dignity like this!? Curse them!
Also those Variationsauruses are .. I dunno, original maybe?
And that Utah thunder dragon or whatever at the very end. TEN OUTTA TEN.
And I wonder if someone at Aliexpress has an inflation fetish considering every video you’ve made features at least one or more listings of them... (never heard you laugh this hard that was too much x’D)
Also Big Mac. Okay... not bad xD I see Spinodude is a G fan yes?
Also, TRIANGLE DRAGON! Make it a MEME !!!
And this,my friends,is where the legend begins of "deng's fish"
3:16 This killed me right here.
Tyrannosaurus rex, also known as Tyrannosaurus rex
Very helpful, thank you
3:35
THATS TYRANNOSAURUS ABUSE RIGHT THERE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
These videos are so hilarious like it's one of the most funniest youtube videos I've ever watched it's been a while since I laughed at one I'm subscribing
the fact that they're the first to make a lego dimetrodon before Lego themselves
I've seen an Aliexpress listing that had carnotorus labeled as Daniel dragon. I don't know why.
5:45 Ok this figure doesnt look bad
>super large hadrosaur
Greatest own of Spino ever.
That black winged velociraptor might have been Ripley
Representing The *Deng's Fish*
3:42 Hello extinction my old friennnnnnnnd, I've come to ask for oats again.........
0:13
*deng’s fish*
Classic.
0:13, 0:22 and 5:40
*D E N G ’ S F I S H*
At least the opabin sea scorpion is actually a half decent model of an opabinia.
Also, what if I told you that's how some people actually spell the word "odour?" 1:44
"Will help your children learn more about dinosaur and nature!"
Kangaroo duck parasaurolophus put on the right*
Tho, that is one of the least inaccurate things
"PlaTyPuS1"
"PArAcHLAmYs"
3:32 They everything proofed their dinosaur bootlegs to keep Camosaurus from destroying them in his videos.
0:22 Deng's Fish
4:18 F in the chat to hydreigon. What have they done to him
They dropped his bst from 600 to 6
Odour is the British spelling
Hydreigon is a Pokémon
Deng’s fish is Representing The Fish
Slippery Tooth Dragon looks like the WWD Liopluerodon(sp?)
Parachlamdys(sp?) sounds like an STD
Purely amazing. It’s a pure masterpiece
I have seen saichania in one listing and it turned out to be a real species.
3:15) best “How ridiculous channels” rexy ripoff 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
00:14, Deng's Fish? Lol!!
00:16, really!?
00:25, Carnegie Collection Kronosaurus. Lol!!
00:31, Monster Fish!?
00:34, sounds like a sports car.
00:44, lol!
00:50, close but no dice!
1:04, Variation T Rex? Ok....
1:05, Carnotaurus. What!?!🤣
1:08, it's a Dilophosaurus, not an Ankylosaurus! 🤣
1:52, that's a typo!🤣
1:57, Parachlamys!?🤣🤣
2:09, Family Platypus!? 🤣🤣
2:43, a plant!?🤣
3:42, lol!!
4:52, it's a Spinosaurus! 🤣🤣
5:14, lol!!🤣🤣🤣
5:40, more Deng's Fish!! Yay!🤣
5:56, lol!!
5:21 leaked jurassic world dominion footage
“Oh no there’s a video to go along with this one-“
0:55
*Baby Compsognathus dying*
5:05 i’ve had that dimetrodon before I still have it but it’s seen better days it’s missing a leg and it’s painted
0:15 I went to Google why a Liopleurodon will be called a slippery tooth dragon and here's the result
Because Liopleurodon's Chinese is 滑齒龍 and 滑means slippery, and 齒means tooth, and 龍means dragon or dinosaur so my guess is they combined those three symbols to make slippery tooth dragon
2:46 TRIANGLE DRAGON
4:09 OMG SUPER LARGE SHARK REAL1!1!1!1!!1!!1!1! 😳😳😳😳😳😳
4:21 lmao
“King Ghidorah you’ve seen better days
I love that Chlamys farreri is a genuine binomial name, just for a type of scallop instead of a dinosaur
I lost all of my brain-sells just then
"Hydreigon" got me good as a pokemon fan
I mean...
They're not wrong, that is the most Chinese Ankylosaurus I've ever seen
3:16 the real reason why dinosaurs went extinct
I honestly want to buy that rubber T. rex after seeing that add
0:36 The sea scorpion is real
Odour is the English (UK) spelling of "odor". Same logic as colour/color, you guys removed the 'u' when you simplified your version of English.
Yeah! Finally someone noticed that. Isn’t it also because they wanted to save money in news papers?
@@justatanuki.6495 I was under the impression it was all the work of one American madman who eventually wanted to simplify the entire language and just spell everything how it sounds in his mind.
So I searched up deng's fish for the sake of crappy dunkleosteus toys, and then I found one called "Representing the fish". I laughed like a maniac
edit: its already in the past vid
The pinnacle of the best dinosaurs on the market to date.
Not even PNSO can reach THIS level of greatness!
i will forever call those fish *deng's fish* ✨
5:15 it says thunderbolt. You can barly make out the crossing of the t. They really didn't design that logo very well.
I laughed so hard at Deng's fish
The spinosaurus is my favourite dinosaur lol
"Large soft rubber sounding Hydreigon", so they not only ripped off King Ghidorah's design, they ripped off Pokémon as well, Hydreigon is the final evolution of the Dragon-type Pokémon, Deino.
"Play resistance" after hearing that... I don't feel like playing with it anymore
Oooh man! I love this type of videos! 😂😂😂
A trex has fallen out the window in lego city
I actually have the Heron spinosaurus and the black trex, they are from an actual dinosaur set with that red triceratops but it is recolored.
Ah yes the one and only
*D E N G S F I S H*
I wonder in what different universes are these names acceptable
Welcome to Jurassic mistake
Haha yes I've been waiting for this
Poor T-rex didn't ask for pain.
The beginning of a legend
Dominion is gonna be amazing
DANG! Fish
These are awesome!
5:10 bruh I actually have these except the raptor 💀😭😭
I might just get that jumbo rex thing because I feel bad for it getting run over lmao
I almost had a heart attack listening to this since it was so funny 1:55
*Deng’s Fish, Sells The Highest Quality Of Dunkleosteus Fish, Good Food Buy Now!* (5:40)
One of the best
I have a feeling that some of these descriptions are awful due to the seller using directly translating foreign words through google translate. The wierd names of the dinos are probably like, common names over there
various chinese ankylosaurus vs mapusaurus who wins?
D E N G S F I S H
Ah yes, as someone who frequently pours boiling water onto my dinosaur figures, I sure am glad to know they are resistant now.
Dengs fish is my favorite Pokémon
what's up with cheap dinosaur toys from the 90's and early 2000's having high pitched godzilla roars?
Cattle Dragon sounds pretty metal.