I don't like my truck but you still can't touch it

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  • Опубликовано: 5 июн 2015
  • Max has a love hate relationship with his toy truck

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  • @caomhan84
    @caomhan84 4 года назад +5002

    He speaks more clearly than other cockatoos I've seen on RUclips. But he alternates between English and Star Wars droid language.

    • @SpiderconPrime
      @SpiderconPrime 4 года назад +77

      Im curious if it like other comments say and he speak english but just in that droid tone or he has his own bird language which is the droid and then and occasionally mimics other things for phrases

    • @themrfriendly9511
      @themrfriendly9511 4 года назад +93

      I believe the birb traveled to the future and learned a half human half alien language then got back to our time

    • @nobl3six901
      @nobl3six901 4 года назад +22

      Maybe hes a big star wars fan

    • @maryannnardelli1756
      @maryannnardelli1756 4 года назад +13

      He talks more clearly than most humans..😂

    • @ernestinemaloy2820
      @ernestinemaloy2820 4 года назад +2

      @@themrfriendly9511 I wish I were a cockatoo....
      ...

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 7 лет назад +11731

    I like that he goes from angry demon grumbling sounds, to a bright and chipper "Hi!"
    Max must've worked retail in a previous life.

    • @kaiyajohnson4553
      @kaiyajohnson4553 7 лет назад +349

      his noises are the cutest

    • @shianneshephard9628
      @shianneshephard9628 7 лет назад +266

      This is legendary

    • @BassGuitarGuy128
      @BassGuitarGuy128 7 лет назад +48

      Hahaha

    • @Dragonsphinx
      @Dragonsphinx 7 лет назад +139

      Banjo Peppers Your comment just made a former bookstore employee very happy! ^_^

    • @helix9685
      @helix9685 7 лет назад +37

      Banjo Peppers lol I was thinking the first part but the retail part 😂👌🏻 good job

  • @willie838
    @willie838 5 лет назад +3324

    Says "HI!" all cute repeatedly..... Then goes into what sounds like a walkie talkie transmission from hell.
    Imagine waking up to that chatter?

    • @frankdiscussion2069
      @frankdiscussion2069 5 лет назад +67

      Yes when he's not screaming like Hitler...lol

    • @williamjeffersonclinton69
      @williamjeffersonclinton69 5 лет назад +38

      @@frankdiscussion2069 oh god I bet there is an antisemetic parrot rant out there somewhere.

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 года назад +2

      Permanent nightmares 😂

    • @ghost-ez2zn
      @ghost-ez2zn 4 года назад +6

      I can think of worse ways to be woken up.

    • @DioBrando-qq8gx
      @DioBrando-qq8gx 4 года назад +2

      666 likes. Leave it like that

  • @darthveatay
    @darthveatay 5 лет назад +2711

    0:45
    Dan:”were you being goofy?”
    Max: “I’m being very goofy”

    • @Mimmuro
      @Mimmuro 5 лет назад +75

      Omg it actually sounds like he was saying that!! 🤣

    • @shanesnellingscience
      @shanesnellingscience 5 лет назад +19

      Guggogogo

    • @petrabanjarnahor229
      @petrabanjarnahor229 4 года назад +32

      Max: "Okay, Okay."
      Dan: "There's no reason for being a good bird."

    • @themrfriendly9511
      @themrfriendly9511 4 года назад +4

      I heard the birb say I'm a pretty birdy

    • @rajhloc740
      @rajhloc740 4 года назад +1

      @@petrabanjarnahor229 goofy*

  • @TheSilverStrikeforce
    @TheSilverStrikeforce 7 лет назад +5814

    "Hiiii"
    "I think you have a major malfunction."
    ".....
    _demonic sounds_"

    • @sheait266
      @sheait266 7 лет назад +291

      This is why I don't own birds, especially parrots and the norm. My parents had one and it's a pain in the ass. Imagine trying to sleep when there's demonic rambling happening at the other end of the room

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 7 лет назад +60

      Sheia My bird sleeps in a different room. Though being down the hallway doesn't block all the sounds she makes...

    • @bk-ash6770
      @bk-ash6770 6 лет назад +52

      Sheait thats actually one of the things I like about parrots

    • @katiegeoffrey8422
      @katiegeoffrey8422 6 лет назад +6

      Bashir Kashalo Max isn't a cockatoo

    • @charlottehoback2162
      @charlottehoback2162 6 лет назад +11

      +Katie Geoffrey Max is a cockatoo

  • @rileywilsonepicarcher9995
    @rileywilsonepicarcher9995 6 лет назад +8406

    *>owning a bird*
    *>not teaching it how to say "help I've been turned into a bird"*

    • @jayace4020
      @jayace4020 6 лет назад +698

      Riley Wilson Epicarcher999 haha. That's funny. Imagine a bird running around screaming HELP I'VE BEEN TURNS INTO A BIRD".

    • @Wtfsazerk
      @Wtfsazerk 6 лет назад +34

      LOL

    • @natsuki4021
      @natsuki4021 6 лет назад +306

      Thanks for the idea. Gonna tech my bird this

    • @Hornwiesel
      @Hornwiesel 6 лет назад +13

      xDDD

    • @kingofawesomeness5375
      @kingofawesomeness5375 6 лет назад +449

      Riley Wilson Epicarcher999
      >owning a parrot
      >teaching it to say "parrot"
      >closest you can get to owning a pokémon

  • @maskcross7117
    @maskcross7117 5 лет назад +740

    Judge: Tell me why you killed them
    Max: Hiiiii

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 3 года назад +3

      OMG lolol

    • @sfs973
      @sfs973 3 года назад +17

      Or
      *hhbbhusuhbvvhagvgxybbhubuaubuubjbhbbehukiduiedbhb*

    • @chsny5695
      @chsny5695 3 года назад +18

      “I had a major malfunction”

    • @elix-hi2742
      @elix-hi2742 3 года назад +18

      "Tell me where you hid the bodies"
      " *Hi?* "

    • @eveparker7399
      @eveparker7399 3 года назад +1

      OMG Max its been a long time since I saw this video 😊❤❤❤

  • @coffeeinthenebula
    @coffeeinthenebula 5 лет назад +1072

    That bird has more toys than I got through my whole childhood

  • @bartonez123
    @bartonez123 6 лет назад +2644

    This bird would be one terrifying Godzilla. Destroys a car, then runs around the city saying "Hiiiii", then going back to the car to finish off the occupants.

    • @wedgeantilles1932
      @wedgeantilles1932 5 лет назад +106

      *Rips wall off building*
      "HIIII"
      *begins eating folk*

    • @daveykonijnenberg951
      @daveykonijnenberg951 5 лет назад +24

      Dont Forget that hè can fly 2 so very hard 2 hit just OP for Real

    • @antoniomf8399
      @antoniomf8399 4 года назад +9

      I would watch it !

    • @aron1089
      @aron1089 4 года назад +3

      Jumpcircle there was 777 likes for good lick but i ruined it

    • @Cuban20
      @Cuban20 4 года назад

      @@aron1089 Lol

  • @kingwacky184
    @kingwacky184 8 лет назад +3719

    the way he lean his head and run in circles while saying Hi was hilarious.

    • @royalwaffle_sfe6933
      @royalwaffle_sfe6933 8 лет назад +75

      Agree it was funny

    • @jojogirl121
      @jojogirl121 7 лет назад +8

      King Wacky my favorite!!

    • @macadoodle1237
      @macadoodle1237 7 лет назад +4

      I never I would find Toontown here XD

    • @electronicsrob10
      @electronicsrob10 6 лет назад

      MadameWhiskersPillowPaws hkk🙌💩😸😈😴😯😬👸👑

    • @electronicsrob10
      @electronicsrob10 6 лет назад +1

      MadameWhiskersPillowPaws eoshd👸👗👑💎👰💎💄🎓💇💇

  • @thatonehoots
    @thatonehoots 4 года назад +382

    "Hiii!"
    *Re-enacts a T-Rex scene from Jurassic Park

  • @taylorhill699
    @taylorhill699 4 года назад +76

    When he went “🔁 HI” I felt that

  • @juglovesyou
    @juglovesyou 8 лет назад +3038

    "I think you have a major malfunction."
    "I can't agree"
    "I think you do."
    "I don't- I do not"

    • @Boaraes
      @Boaraes 8 лет назад +29

      +ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ stop following me

    • @luminousr3aper427
      @luminousr3aper427 8 лет назад +9

      +Kylo Ren kills Han Solo more sutitles mplease

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 лет назад +30

      fifo "nothing" "I can't agree" "I can't agree" "it's nothing"

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 лет назад +20

      "That's ridiculous"

    • @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193
      @iprobablywontseeyourreply.7193 7 лет назад +18

      "That's really whacky"

  • @patuszodi7532
    @patuszodi7532 8 лет назад +2094

    Oh my god, cockatoos are legitimately crazy

    • @lolschrauber
      @lolschrauber 8 лет назад +165

      +Patty Melt They're batshit insane, that's why they're awesome lol

    • @deft_spex_jr9628
      @deft_spex_jr9628 8 лет назад +67

      I have a cockatoo and he was screaming his head off of yesterday

    • @sarahsherwood8530
      @sarahsherwood8530 8 лет назад +80

      +Cam Stacy mine whisper and cry like babies in the night...I don't have a baby and I honestly don't know where they picked it up! o.O

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 8 лет назад +37

      they are crazy!

    • @AGroseclose1
      @AGroseclose1 8 лет назад +105

      +PattyMMelt Are you suggesting my ex was a cockatoo?

  • @moti7549
    @moti7549 5 лет назад +567

    1:11, I love how it swerves on it's haters

    • @kyleherrera7511
      @kyleherrera7511 5 лет назад +6

      Bubblie Mint oh my goodness 😂😂😂

    • @theemostutterqueenp4253
      @theemostutterqueenp4253 5 лет назад +7

      This comment deserves more likes 😂😂

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 4 года назад +4

      Bubblie Mint “It”. Please don’t offend the dog with such unkind words.

  • @Robotdad474
    @Robotdad474 5 лет назад +973

    Imagine being extremely baked and spending an hour in that room with that bird 😂😂 I wouldn’t be able to breathe

    • @vaultgirl42091
      @vaultgirl42091 4 года назад +17

      It can get pretty hilarious 🤣🖤🐦

    • @rodneysworld8328
      @rodneysworld8328 4 года назад +11

      U sure wouldn’t be bored

    • @AmberAmbwee
      @AmberAmbwee 4 года назад +54

      58 minutes after saying “Hi” back to the bird
      *bird makes demonic noises*

    • @samhlr8590
      @samhlr8590 4 года назад +5

      I can't wait to get a parrot 😂

    • @divineprovidence803
      @divineprovidence803 4 года назад

      Lol!!

  • @starlight.6922
    @starlight.6922 6 лет назад +6488

    "Hiii!"
    "Hiiii!
    "Hiiiiii!
    *sees truck*
    *DEVILISH SOUNDS*

  • @dualityofem
    @dualityofem 7 лет назад +1906

    that little head swivel when he's running around
    cutest. thing. ever.

    • @CindiBeauchamp
      @CindiBeauchamp 6 лет назад +11

      Emily Curtis mine does that, usually while on top of her cage ... i've never been able to figure what that's communicating, but she'll also repeat the high-pitched "hi", as if she's trying to use my language to help get her point across

    • @patwolfe5765
      @patwolfe5765 6 лет назад

      Emily Curtis I

    • @marioandluigi89
      @marioandluigi89 6 лет назад

      hiiiiiii

    • @onehorriblesinger2533
      @onehorriblesinger2533 6 лет назад

      Emily Curtis nah gotcha the cockatoo is way cuter

    • @user-yl7ld7ww7j
      @user-yl7ld7ww7j 6 лет назад +1

      You are now an enemy of max

  • @Logic44
    @Logic44 4 года назад +337

    1:35
    "What if I touch it?"
    "Huh?"

  • @delilah6051
    @delilah6051 4 года назад +96

    Nobody:
    Every cockatoo in existence: *demonic alien robot sound*

  • @yukkikatsuki3341
    @yukkikatsuki3341 7 лет назад +1389

    I love when Max decides that he has to scream at the car because it must know his full power.

  • @cdahdude51
    @cdahdude51 9 лет назад +793

    0:13
    "What's your major malfunction?"
    0:16
    Max: "Purgatory."

    • @hughstout
      @hughstout 8 лет назад +13

      I knew i heard him say purgatory, but i wasnt sure XD

    • @ketsuekiuki
      @ketsuekiuki 8 лет назад +5

      +cdahdude51 LOL

    • @juglovesyou
      @juglovesyou 8 лет назад +6

      Deep

    • @diegoav413
      @diegoav413 7 лет назад +2

      cdahdude51 omg it actually sounds like he said that

    • @isisford9521
      @isisford9521 7 лет назад +5

      cdahdude51 dean?

  • @rowenharvey5441
    @rowenharvey5441 4 года назад +93

    3:57 Max transforms into an old creaky door lol!

  • @bloodofmars
    @bloodofmars 5 лет назад +234

    0:12 Im a crazy bird

  • @2008MrsKim
    @2008MrsKim 8 лет назад +778

    My sister had a cockatoo that would answer the door. When someone knocked it would say "Who is it?" it was so funny listening to people yell through the door who they were. Funnier when she would tell them " Come in" then you hear them try to open the door. It must have been frustrating to people when no one was home.

    • @beautybarheavy
      @beautybarheavy 7 лет назад +28

      Myth0l0gical Omg that is golden

    • @ryanwatt6706
      @ryanwatt6706 7 лет назад +39

      My neighbors grey bird thingy mimicks the fire alarm when they want attention... -__- I did teach it a bit of Zeldas Melody so silver lining.... Xp

    • @meowmers3259
      @meowmers3259 7 лет назад +3

      2008MrsKim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ivanoivan7290
      @ivanoivan7290 7 лет назад +3

      2008MrsKim. Had?

    • @andreamoscoso4065
      @andreamoscoso4065 7 лет назад +2

      2008MrsKim 😂😂😂😂😂👍❤❤❤

  • @kelly-ft7vj
    @kelly-ft7vj 6 лет назад +2332

    "Hii"
    "Heyo"
    "Hoi"
    *demon sounds*
    *screams at car*
    "HI"

    • @kiela17
      @kiela17 5 лет назад

      Um, Banjo Peppers?

  • @PURPLE.REIGN.1999
    @PURPLE.REIGN.1999 4 года назад +71

    1:25 "Didya kill it?" Max: uh huh... "Didya?" Max: yep. "Is it dead?" Max: Yeh.

  • @dositless9554
    @dositless9554 4 года назад +50

    Birb: *”speaks in villager”*

    • @tommy3408
      @tommy3408 4 года назад +1

      Dositless *H M M M M M M M* *H A A*

  • @ahcripes7651
    @ahcripes7651 7 лет назад +158

    i love how max swings his head down in a loop when he does that little 'hi' thing. its adorable. what a beautiful, goofy creature

  • @eagleHatchling
    @eagleHatchling 8 лет назад +428

    its like that scene in Jurassic park where the t-rex just totals the car

    • @steviechan139
      @steviechan139 8 лет назад +1

      +eagleHatchling
      Lol. Ironically, there is a theory that birds evolved from dinosaurs. XD

    • @jumping_squirrels9634
      @jumping_squirrels9634 8 лет назад +9

      +eagleHatchling 'hi' *destorys car* 'hi'

    • @tyreevinson9062
      @tyreevinson9062 8 лет назад +2

      +Stevie Chan birds evolved from a group of dinosaurs known as maniraptoran theropods-generally small meat-eating dinosaurs that include Velociraptor of Jurassic Park fame.

    • @steviechan139
      @steviechan139 8 лет назад

      Tyree Vinson
      Thanks for sharing. :)
      Is it still a theory, or is there now enough evidence to confirm it's validity?

    • @Communist1986
      @Communist1986 8 лет назад +8

      +Stevie Chan "A scientific theory is a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world that is acquired through the scientific method and repeatedly tested and confirmed through observation and experimentation"-Wikipedia
      Also, some dinosaurs had already feathers, Velociraptor and T-Rex included.

  • @scipeary9633
    @scipeary9633 2 года назад +4

    0:02
    Dan: "I think you have major mouth function"
    Max "I agree with you"

  • @asimpleton5111
    @asimpleton5111 4 года назад +116

    He prottec
    He attack
    But most importantly
    The birb make the car get smacked

  • @evaku911
    @evaku911 6 лет назад +2292

    1:17 *steps on legos and screams*

  • @ChildOfAshes1
    @ChildOfAshes1 9 лет назад +302

    Dad: You wrecked your car!!
    max:...... Hi!!!!!!!

    • @jotoqi8728
      @jotoqi8728 6 лет назад +1

      Dad: Can I touch your car?
      Max Hi!

  • @alyshaabandomations1939
    @alyshaabandomations1939 4 года назад +60

    1:50 reminded me so much of Jurassic Park xD

    • @user-vd2wl3io1d
      @user-vd2wl3io1d 4 года назад

      Alysha Abandomations XD

    • @Immagonko
      @Immagonko 4 года назад +2

      His relatives are dinosaurs after all

    • @MM-dm4xj
      @MM-dm4xj 4 года назад +2

      @@Immagonko He himself is a dinosaur

  • @spookycat3361
    @spookycat3361 4 года назад +32

    There’s a future for him announcing subway stops

  • @XerxesTexasToast
    @XerxesTexasToast 8 лет назад +268

    That parrot says "hi" the same way I do to cute animals.
    I think I know where he learned it from. XD

    • @penguinlove9240
      @penguinlove9240 6 лет назад

      XerxesTexasToast you can't even use the right too but it's okay

    • @MrBronkz
      @MrBronkz 6 лет назад

      it doesn't matter and why are you replying to a comment so old?

    • @kaneunderwood3915
      @kaneunderwood3915 6 лет назад +16

      Penguin Love That is the correct use of the word “to”. You wouldn’t use too.

    • @N0KUNGFU
      @N0KUNGFU 6 лет назад

      Also max isn’t a parrot

  • @aaronpelchat7699
    @aaronpelchat7699 7 лет назад +343

    This is like that one scene in Jurassic Park, but instead the bird catches the car.

    • @dinobooks1016
      @dinobooks1016 6 лет назад +6

      Aaron Pelchat nah more like the rex flipping the car.

    • @feliciapate7926
      @feliciapate7926 6 лет назад +4

      It's even more fitting when you realize birds are kin to dinos.

  • @Uhohlisa
    @Uhohlisa 4 года назад +46

    Dan: Are you being goofy?
    Max: aRe yOu bEiNg gOoFY?

  • @daydreamerbby
    @daydreamerbby 5 лет назад +320

    _I thought I heard Max say "B**ch what the f**k" at __0:06_

  • @rubbadolly5966
    @rubbadolly5966 8 лет назад +268

    It feels like Max is protecting you from the monster truck and telling you to hide from it. He obviously loves you very much and very clearly has a lot to say to you. My lovebird has a thing for Max, too, ha!

  • @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp
    @icantgetridofthisusernamehelp 6 лет назад +1590

    The thumbnail is how every 40+ male takes their Facebook profile picture

    • @uhuraenterprise6372
      @uhuraenterprise6372 5 лет назад +33

      😂

    • @Risingofthephoenixxx
      @Risingofthephoenixxx 5 лет назад +61

      I farted loudly after laughing so hard when I read this cause it's so hilariously true!

    • @dragonspirit1639
      @dragonspirit1639 4 года назад +19

      Lol they don’t understand how cameras work 😂

    • @vaultgirl42091
      @vaultgirl42091 4 года назад +34

      Wh.. why.. is this so horrifyingly true.

    • @lvi8957
      @lvi8957 4 года назад +12

      👊😂 you cracked me up !! 😂😂😂

  • @justanotherchannelonyoutub126
    @justanotherchannelonyoutub126 4 года назад +64

    Me: minding my own business
    RUclips recommendations: 1:01

  • @christiantheologyunited3707
    @christiantheologyunited3707 4 года назад +9

    The really cool thing about this video is that this cockatoo is actively trying to have a conversation. These birds have the average intelligence of a 4 year old and given enough conversational training (ex: you knowing when he says “you say sorry” he’s trying to say sorry) they can carry on conversations and make it a lot easier to tell them what you want them to do and vice versa.

  • @Kyogoto
    @Kyogoto 6 лет назад +1722

    What a nice dog you got there.

  • @alexandermotley8739
    @alexandermotley8739 6 лет назад +777

    these animals are amazing

    • @shanesnellingscience
      @shanesnellingscience 5 лет назад +16

      Alex Motley all animals are

    • @WhiteNucklin
      @WhiteNucklin 5 лет назад +7

      All animals are amazing

    • @meggy2168
      @meggy2168 4 года назад

      Shane Rich yes!! yet we exploit their habitat and salvage them for meat... :(

  • @snarrkk
    @snarrkk 4 года назад +16

    4:15
    Bird: "much wow"

  • @helloworld3943
    @helloworld3943 5 лет назад +189

    I hope that cars not a rental

  • @aynakonovi
    @aynakonovi 7 лет назад +512

    that's such a cool dog

  • @BetweenTheLyons
    @BetweenTheLyons 7 лет назад +897

    This is my favorite scene in Jurassic Park

  • @Ivy99999
    @Ivy99999 3 года назад +6

    "Am I not allowed to touch your car?"
    "Qwack"
    😂

  • @karens2378
    @karens2378 5 лет назад +17

    Nothing makes my day more than listening to Max grumbling and then watching him walk in a circle and say hi. Thanks so much for making these vids and posting so often!

  • @outlinegm
    @outlinegm 7 лет назад +195

    Haha "What if I touch your car?" *Oh Boy!*

  • @ketherga
    @ketherga 6 лет назад +279

    He's just trying to get in touch with his dinosaur ancestors.

    • @darthveatay
      @darthveatay 5 лет назад +7

      ketherga that’s because he’s a Maxosaurus rex

    • @rodneysworld8328
      @rodneysworld8328 4 года назад +1

      Jurassic bark t rexes biting through the roof and destroying life

    • @atheos.1383
      @atheos.1383 4 года назад +1

      That fake attack he did at the end with the high pitch chirp afterwards even sounded like a Dino.

  • @BootsWDaSpurs
    @BootsWDaSpurs 4 года назад +17

    I’m still astounded that some birds can mimic human language

    • @Justicia007
      @Justicia007 Месяц назад

      I don't think it's just mimicry. Max appears to answer questions at times and so does Apollo who is another cockatoo on RUclips.

  • @Zarasha1
    @Zarasha1 5 лет назад +8

    He is really in a good mood this day. You can see how playful he is.

  • @Kalleosini
    @Kalleosini 8 лет назад +55

    birds are evolved from dinosaurs and as we all know from Jurassic Park, cars are the natural pray of 2 legged dinosaurs.

  • @DestineeSpeaks
    @DestineeSpeaks 7 лет назад +2830

    Omg when he says "Hi!" He sounds like that outro on Nickelodeon when Jimmy Neutron goes off. It goes "Hi! I'm Paul"

    • @xidropkillzx3246
      @xidropkillzx3246 6 лет назад

      Destinee Stancil isn’t it Caral?

    • @bigboy6704
      @bigboy6704 6 лет назад +15

      Abby Madeline no it's DNA produsctios outro. DNA productions produced Jimmy neutron

    • @Pegatronus12
      @Pegatronus12 6 лет назад +1

      lol I remember that. Strange thing is I got an uncle named Paul XD

    • @val4030
      @val4030 6 лет назад +1

      It was carl

    • @brandenokbranded9078
      @brandenokbranded9078 6 лет назад

      Destinee Stancil 😂😂

  • @Coltranized
    @Coltranized 5 лет назад +39

    Bird recreates iconic Jurassic Park TRex vs jeep scene.

    • @8xrry
      @8xrry 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

  • @terrbearr
    @terrbearr 5 лет назад +47

    Dan :You wrecked your car
    Max’s : Hi
    Me: priceless 😂😂😂😍

  • @GrimAnglo
    @GrimAnglo 6 лет назад +218

    I love this man. I don't know if he's just incredibly bored but the way he talks to Max is so immersive for a bird-to-human conversation.

    • @honeyv540
      @honeyv540 5 лет назад +29

      I think pet owners are like that. I talk to my cats all the time.

    • @laurenb916
      @laurenb916 5 лет назад +1

      @@honeyv540 ME TOO!

    • @cheryldevine42
      @cheryldevine42 5 лет назад +14

      He is not bored, I would rather spend my time with my bird than any human lol! They are so lovable and entertaining!

    • @GeneralCane
      @GeneralCane 4 года назад +9

      I am told that this level of attention is very healthy for these birds.

  • @v4mp289
    @v4mp289 5 лет назад +594

    1:06
    When my mum sees someone in the shop

  • @ghost-ez2zn
    @ghost-ez2zn 5 лет назад +4

    Such a happy, loved and well cared for bird!

  • @lyndaczika6327
    @lyndaczika6327 4 года назад +3

    I LOVE his room!!! All full of fun toys!!!! He is such a lucky bird!! 💙💗❤️

  • @mariowario23
    @mariowario23 6 лет назад +547

    This bird seems silly, I want 10

    • @awwbubba3071
      @awwbubba3071 6 лет назад +24

      Sarlan Eriwyr that would be $20,000

    • @JusLuvMarie
      @JusLuvMarie 5 лет назад +1

      Sarlan Eriwyr lol

    • @xz2487
      @xz2487 5 лет назад +53

      You'd never sleep. They are like toddlers that never grow up.

    • @resmeon
      @resmeon 5 лет назад +8

      All birds arent like the ones seen on these videos, my bird is noisy and really annoying

    • @ladyrara8084
      @ladyrara8084 5 лет назад +4

      Have fun then

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 8 лет назад +162

    I like how he responds to you in gibberish and seems to expect you to understand. XD

    • @donaldchase2553
      @donaldchase2553 8 лет назад +15

      That is not gibberish. Max is trying to imitate his owners voice which is likely low pitched like mine. With a parrots vocal cords, which are designed for higher frequencies, it is difficult to understand what he is saying, but if you listen closely, you can make out what they are saying. When Max says Hi in his normal voice, it is much easier to hear the Hi.

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 8 лет назад +5

      Donald Chase Babies speak in gibberish too. When in the process of imitating human words, speech may simply sound garbled and gibberish-like, such as in this case. Nonetheless, it's an endearing and amusing development for both birds and humans. ;)

    • @bellossom9022
      @bellossom9022 8 лет назад +2

      +Liuhuayue did you not read a word he said lol

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 8 лет назад +2

      foreveriscoming Whether or not it is gibberish depends on POV. It sounds like gibberish to me, but to the bird (or, to use the example of a young infant learning to speak), it is a specific imitation of a word. In any case, it is gibberish, at least, to the human audience. The bird, however, expects its human to understand.

    • @MrLyndarenaud
      @MrLyndarenaud 8 лет назад

      +Liuhuayue ...What is POV,please?

  • @goldielocks3354
    @goldielocks3354 5 лет назад +2

    You can tell you really love and spoil Max 😍😍😍😍

  • @UnasGamingChannel
    @UnasGamingChannel 5 лет назад +4

    That is the cutest fuckin thing i've ever seen! At 4:00 when he says "what" and laughs evily

  • @cassattemptstodraw6520
    @cassattemptstodraw6520 8 лет назад +561

    Am I the only one who had a hard time watching the video because I couldn't stop laughing at the title

  • @AesnasSticks
    @AesnasSticks 6 лет назад +3426

    0:49
    okeh... okeh...

  • @jenbrown9972
    @jenbrown9972 4 года назад +1

    This is the first Cockatoo I’ve seen talk so good with even the different sounds he makes... he’s beautiful!!!

  • @Ricky-jl1wf
    @Ricky-jl1wf 3 года назад +4

    1:17 stepping on Lego feelings

  • @annettehodge5782
    @annettehodge5782 9 лет назад +52

    What an amazing job you are doing with Max. He has all sorts of stimulation, 1 on 1 time with you, he's in great feather and just seems so content. That is a hard job with a cockatoo. I think they are the hardest to keep happy in captivity. Great job!

  • @GotchaBird
    @GotchaBird 8 лет назад +2639

    😂 you killed it Max! Good boy! Lol

  • @ReaveShot
    @ReaveShot 4 года назад +6

    I love how the music stops whenever he attacks the truck, as if the band could see it and paused in fear.

  • @leesashriber5097
    @leesashriber5097 Год назад

    He's such a hoot! Since I subscribed to your channel, it has brought me so much happiness. I'm disabled and Max is pure joy 🥰

  • @thelemoncoffee
    @thelemoncoffee 6 лет назад +477

    2:50 quack

    • @eemr9572
      @eemr9572 5 лет назад +5

      Lol XD

    • @mrmartinwatson1
      @mrmartinwatson1 5 лет назад +10

      It changed species for a sec

    • @mrflippy3578
      @mrflippy3578 5 лет назад +2

      THIS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE GROUND IM TOO SENSITIVE AT SEVEN IN THE MORNING

  • @battywitch4096
    @battywitch4096 7 лет назад +138

    Max is like a small child omg!!

  • @amstergal
    @amstergal 4 года назад +1

    I stayed up until 3am binge watching Max for the first time and back at it in the morning! You are dedicated and amazing, giving your bird so much love and companionship. I wish I could help you so you could take a vacation!

  • @Harley--Quinn
    @Harley--Quinn 4 года назад +17

    You should get a remote control car and see how he reacts. 🤣

    • @blakeshields9824
      @blakeshields9824 3 года назад

      More like the bird will try to drive the car

  • @donaldchase2553
    @donaldchase2553 8 лет назад +119

    Despite what most people believe, birds, especially parrots and crows and ravens have now been proven to be smarter than chimps and even if we don't understand what they are saying to us, they are not speaking in gibberish. Other birds can understand each other just fine. Parrots just include us in the conversation by learning to speak our language. I've got over 40 years experience raising parrots. My parrot owning friends and I have seen first hand the level of intelligence and skill that parrots have. One of our parrots actually learned what a telephone is and learned to talk on it. He was too small to pick up the receiver, but I have seen larger parrots actually pick up the receiver and talk on the phone. Check out the RUclips videos on Alex the African Grey to see what a parrot can learn to do. Many parrots have an intelligence equal to a five or six year old child.

    • @MISO0928
      @MISO0928 6 лет назад +1

      Donald Chase okay...

    • @PlaceholderDoe123
      @PlaceholderDoe123 6 лет назад +5

      Thank you for this. Birds aren't animals that can be locked up in a cage. They're literally like children, they're a heavy responsibility with much love to give back. ☺️❤️

  • @cody10184
    @cody10184 6 лет назад +884

    Reminds me of my cockatoo
    The bastard beats everything up that he picks up

  • @bgmes5148
    @bgmes5148 5 лет назад +1

    What a lovable personality. I usually like my cats or dogs or those I can hug without fear of squishing them. But this I was smiling and laughing the whole time. You are lucky to have him

  • @skp6613
    @skp6613 5 лет назад +8

    I love his spin move "hiiiiiiii!"

  • @SickleYield
    @SickleYield 8 лет назад +1590

    I'm fascinated by his own little language that he speaks! Is that someone else's voice he's imitating when he says "Hi!"? It seems higher in pitch.

    • @iilikecereal
      @iilikecereal 8 лет назад +83

      Did you (or somebody else) used to say hi to him like that when he was young or did it just pop out of nowhere?

    • @DaWhiteWolffie
      @DaWhiteWolffie 6 лет назад +393

      He's imitating his owner. The man makes silly high pitched voices, so the birb does too. When he's making the lower sounding 'garbles' he's mimicking the man's regular voice. Sometimes you can make out that he's repeating back what the owner is saying, and sometimes he doesn't get it quite right. xD

    • @telegnazatlqm3972
      @telegnazatlqm3972 6 лет назад +117

      Max used to live with another person, if I remember correctly, and it was an elderly pair. When he says "hi," he probably imitates the old lady that he used to live with, and his low grumbles are jist because when he grew up he probably heard noises of a working printer and just sorta picked them up.

    • @vikkimoyer5863
      @vikkimoyer5863 6 лет назад +12

      Jorgenson didn't his old owners have a police scanner?

    • @doeeyeddoll
      @doeeyeddoll 6 лет назад +7

      I thought it was an old cb radio

  • @njordan20
    @njordan20 6 лет назад +172

    1:14 when you wake up with a crike in your neck but still in good spirt

    • @lissapepper
      @lissapepper 5 лет назад +1

      And genies line from Aladdin about the crike in his neck kicked in my head

  • @shahedstube
    @shahedstube 5 лет назад +58

    Aww is that a CHICKEN??
    -Kylie Jenner

  • @PattyFinn2011
    @PattyFinn2011 5 лет назад

    I just happened to come across your videos of Max. I love it. I have a sun conure parrot that I raised from 30 days old. She is only 9 months old now, but I can not imagine my life without her. I have 3 cats and 2 wolves she plays with. However Mr. Max is amazing. Thank you for sharing these awesome videos.

  • @giantstingray
    @giantstingray 7 лет назад +50

    "Well you were throwing a weird fit"
    (Max looks at camera knowingly)

  • @Jadisonica
    @Jadisonica 8 лет назад +49

    wow, all I have to say is that you really love your cockatoo. :) He has his own room, and look at all those toys. That is really admirable. I wish everyone treated their animal companions this way.

    • @Jadisonica
      @Jadisonica 8 лет назад +4

      angeleyedboidan It is exactly how I feel about my Maincoon kitty :) So I understand.

  • @kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934
    @kathyinwonderlandl.a.8934 4 года назад

    Oh my I never get tired of this video.. certain Max videos I watch many times and they bring me much delight and I laugh which feels good to do when much of the day isn’t laugh worthy!💯❤️

  • @britishcitizen4790
    @britishcitizen4790 2 года назад

    So clever... sure Max said he agreed with you when you said he had a major malfunction.🤣.. such a clever boy is Max.❤️

  • @hanschristian1435
    @hanschristian1435 7 лет назад +62

    My heart melts everytime he says "hi"

  • @Halpin2006
    @Halpin2006 9 лет назад +341

    Max is always such a funny fella

  • @vlogo4371
    @vlogo4371 5 лет назад +2

    I like how pink Mr Max is. He's a very pretty color

  • @andreavoirin9082
    @andreavoirin9082 5 лет назад +3

    thank you Max and Dan for all the videos...adorable and funny!

  • @amadmavworld
    @amadmavworld 8 лет назад +51

    One can only hope that anyone who was in that truck escaped safely before Max demolished it.

  • @123abc-wy6fe
    @123abc-wy6fe 4 месяца назад

    He's so cute. Love when he plays with his toys. Max is loved by his owner too. He really comes from a good home.❤❤🤗🤗🦜🦜

  • @jasperquartz4612
    @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад +10

    "I'm gonna touch your car!"
    *Growl quacking* "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!!!!"

    • @jasperquartz4612
      @jasperquartz4612 5 лет назад

      Birdy boy Max had fun in this video. He was glad to get your attention, and it seemed like he even knows "Peek-A-Boo!" He is a very good little Birdy boy and you are very lucky to have him.

  • @simonjarsmo415
    @simonjarsmo415 5 лет назад +245

    1:17 when i step on lego

    • @silvskill5358
      @silvskill5358 4 года назад +4

      Simon Jarsmo this comment needs more likes please

    • @dillthoughs
      @dillthoughs 4 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @-tired_plant-878
      @-tired_plant-878 4 года назад +7

      Steps on Lego
      *DeMoNiC sOuNdS*

    • @TEXASF1ERCE
      @TEXASF1ERCE 4 года назад +5

      I even flap around like that 😂

    • @Tactix_se
      @Tactix_se 3 года назад +1

      The second squawk sounded really funny for some reason