Post-Apocalyptic Office Sirens | Chuckle Sandwich
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- Опубликовано: 25 июн 2024
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CHAPTERS:
0:00- Intro
2:23- Tim Tams
3:55- Gamer Supps cups
6:30- Office Siren and Nerdcore
8:01- Tucker lovers
9:55- Baby Reindeer
12:29- SDMP
14:24- Sponsor
16:14- Liminalcore
19:12- Koalas
22:02- Australian Football
27:12- Sharing experiences
29:17- Road Trips
31:19- Sponsor
33:02- Trying for a kid
34:55- Post-apocalypse
39:21- Worst place to be
41:16- 1 Dog or 10 Cats
45:36- Kangaroos
50:08- Chuckle love
51:19- Schlanket
55:31- 1 Dog or 10 Cats cont.
Chuckle Sandwich is a podcast hosted by Ted Nivison and JOBBY GOBBY ROMBY RO Schlatt where they bring on guests across the internet to talk about whatever is on their mind. They haven't figured out what this podcast is about yet. 
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You know I’m spending my 41K on this!!!!
no
i dont like you at all
I would pay 100000000 chuckle coins for a signed tucker shirt
Shipping cost me like 40 bucks 😭 worth it tho
The schlanket ordeal is mind-blowing. Inschane, even.
erm...
What the schigma
Hey sark 👋
Get a load of this guy
Everything Schlussy does is inschane, Mr Sark.
week/day 5 of petitioning for tucker to have a video piece in the intro ✅
He was in the intro
@@protaco he has that one short clip, we need a actual segment piece dedicated to him. I think he has the title of producer at this point so after they say hosted by Ted and Schlatt there should be a produced by Tucker
@@grantmimna4866 that would be sick!!!
Yes, king! I will touch myself inappropriately tonight.
@@grantmimna4866 Agreed
As an Australian, Ted please leave. For your safety and ours.
HAHGAHAAHHAHS
you really value your kneecaps don’t you
im just glad he's not in my state 😭🙏
"it says its the 5th of jan" lol we read it the other way
@@angadgrewal9324 where just dont want him getting a cricket bat the world cant handle that much knee damage
Schlatt's had that black cat for more than a year and we STILL dont know that lil bastard's name. Whatever video he's got planned is *NOT* coming out
i think i saw someone say the name soup somewhere so i think that’s his name
@@smwfairy Soup is Jambo's nickname, since he's orange
@@smwfairyNo that's just what people call Schlatt's cats.
Pretty sure his name is [REDACTED]
Pretty sure he called him mister on snapchat but idk
Ted is either high, hungover, drunk or sick.
We all know one of these is true.
yes
definitely high
All of the above
He was tired from being in a different time zone and took a special something to counteract that.
whynot all of the above
the 10 feral cats vs one police dog question is like choosing whether you want to be put through a paper shredder or a meat grinder
That’s hella accurate
I’d choose the police dog because I’d die faster, cat bites are way more dangerous than dog ones infection wise
If ure a fit 180lbs man u can win against any dog
Okay but what if you're put through a meat grinder and just your pinky finger survives
@@Ikura5644Schlatt might not be fit but he’s got an extra 70 pounds. In his case he’s right about the dog.
Best podcast to listen to while a Tornado rips up you’re town
nah the wrong your has to be in purpose atp 😭😭
@@WaterDrone I made the Tornado
Where’s the nado? Three just came through Huntsville, AL last night😂
just wait until the tornado gets sharks
your*
This is the best podcast to listen to while finding Tucker's IP address to send him love letters
Classic episode of the podcast, even 24 years later I still come back to this
24 years ago come Schleptember never forget
reminds me of that one back to the future scene
Ted is underestimating how hard it is to grab 1 cat.
Ted needs to try to give one cat a bath and see what he thinks about the 10 cats after
1:03 I love Ted not realizing their dates are backwards
our dates actually make way more sense. It goes smallest to largest, exactly how it should be.
To be fair to Ted, he looks absolutely out of it rn
@@gravelordnito3670but the other way makes sense too, basically saying its the 1st of may, 2024 but i completely agree its odd for americans
@@gravelordnito3670as Americans say it. Countries that use DD/MM/YYYY say 6th of May, 2024
@@gravelordnito3670 what day is american independence day on? Just curious
Time stamps:
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1:03:48
thanks man
Much appreciated bro, fuck you
thanks bro couldn't stand that first part
Clutch
Bro they aren’t even labeled I don’t know what they are
30:14 "I'll take you 😃" TUCKER LMAO 😭
Office sirens are just super hot girls cosplaying as Bayonetta at work lol 7:03
this episode reminded me of how my brain works. 5 different topics going on at the same time, randomly being brought up in the middle of a conversation.
I truly feel like Ted with his unbridled ADHD. Watching chuckle sandwich feels like a conversation with the three brain cells I have!
ted hasn't spent enough time w his cats to know what 10 feral ones will do 😭
For real, I've been attacked by one cat at a time 10 would absolutely murder me
as a kid my family catsat this absolutely crazy cat called carwash and he was skittish as hell i walked past the little shit to fast and he fucked me up bro his claws were completely in my back and i had to wait for him to just stop
You guys don’t seem to understand that having shredded skin is a minor inconvenience compared to having your entire ankle missing
You don't seem to understand how dangerous 10 batshit crazy can be
@Labrador78 Cat bites are still pretty strong if they're trying to hurt you. And with 10 of them, it won't be just skin that they're shredding.
i think schlatt COULD be right. against a german shepherd, it's more likely to do considerable damage if not lethal damage if it DOES get you, but if you're familiar with dogs and have size 13 steel toed boots on, yeah, you could probably put ot down with 1-3 perfectly placed kicks, not that i think schlatt could do such a thing. cats, though, less likely to do immediate lethal damage, more likely to give you diseases/infect your wounds, potentially bringing you down long after you deal with them. realistically, you get one or two of the cats and the rest run away. in the scenario where they will not stop until you are dead, you might have a bigger problem than with the dog if you don't have a weapon
I'm imagining this in a death match scenerio where they have to fight to the death. I don't think the infection should be part of it since the rabid dog could also give rabies.
All of this is assuming the dog is running at him from a distance, no way the dog is gonna be running fast enough for the kick to work.
But who knows, schlagg did surprise us all with something similar in 99’
@@Beans-nh6rowasn't it a police dog though? So the german shepard wouldn't be rabid
@@oodlemynoodle3753 1:02:23 Ted said rabid dog here so I assumed it has rabies, idk.
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✨🥪Chucklecore🥪✨
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ted i promise you this would never have fucking happened if you didnt say anything about it 😭😭 LOOK WHAT YOU DIDDDD
TUCKER GOT HIS BIT IN THE INTRO!!!!🎊🎊🎊
It's not enough
schlatts room is so schlattcore
Ted’s getting taken down by 10 stray cats
As someone who grew up with a German Shepard and has owned several cats, Schlatt is right
Ted sounds dumber and dumber every time he does those hand movements and mouth sounds. Schlatt may only have 1 somewhat decent argument, but Ted literally has 0 arguments for the cats
Ted's looking extra pasty today. Likely due to the life-force Schlatt drains from him every recording.
Schlatt's opinion on the 1 German Shepherd vs 10 feral cats argument has triggered me once again
This episode has such a good energy I can't describe it. They all feel like they're just hanging out like they're not trying to put on a show. Loved it boys
Schlatt don't worry cats can to live up to 20 years, and also stray/feral cats tend to live only 2-3 years because of outside factors likes cars or viruses, SO catcore should be fine he shouldnt diecore sooncore
33:56 I continue to find out that Tucker and I have the same special interest in planes (continued from the last podcast where he asked Ted if his trip on a double-decker aircraft was a B-747 or A380)
Ted is a naive little boy. The 10 feral cats win 100% of the time
With out a doubt the cats win
don’t even need ten cats to kill you
Im so glad I’m not insane
Im taking the German shepherd every time🤷♂️
Listening to gayschlatts calming voice soothes me
i would 100% buy tucker merch
Oh thank the heavens for this episode, I was reaching the worst part of my Chuckle withdrawal, although I'm not addicted, just dedicated.
Day 838373737373727 of trying to get Tucker in the intro.
Actually I don’t think that’s actually possible as chuckle sandwich has only actually been actually 1195 days since chuckle first sandwiched so I just want to make sure you’re actually aware of your inaccuracy. 8383737373737373727 days is completely ridiculous and I actually can’t believe you think that chuckle sandwich would go on for 8383737373737373727 days. Embarassing.
@@theomiknope, chicken sandwich has been going on forever. They just took a huge gap after the first episode, which was lost to time since it was before the invention of any audio recording technology,
@@theomik its a joke
30:00 if you want content AND a road trip, I recommend going to Balmorhea, TX. There's a state park out there. It's the middle of nowhere, absolutely nothing to see or do other than a deep, cold oasis full of fish and scuba divers. There's also an observatory over there. Since it's a dark sky community, there's no light pollution, and the sky at night is gorgeous. The main thing keeping me from going back is how far away it is, but if you stay in El Paso, it's only about two hours out.
The title got me flabbergasted
Here is a simple thing to consider, that I think everyone is forgetting even on the Reddit.
10 is more than 1, you may be thinking, well of course! Let me explain more. With the dog, you are focused on 1 enemy, you can anticipate his movements and react accordingly, you have the chance to dodge or strike first etc.
With the cats, you cannot focus on everything at once, half of them or even 2/3rds of them are not in your vision and will attack you from places you cannot see, when you go to kill the one that did, the rest will attack you.
The strength of the animal doesn’t matter when that happens, pick the dog.
Bro I’m not tryna get bricked while watching chuckle sandwich
I'm not Chuckle-core, I'm a true chucklecel, chuckle-maxxing everyday
Loved the bit at 1:03:48 !!
Got me there!
tucker has been promoted to podcast member
I feel so called out. I was about to tell people to never use chuckle core just to spite ted and he immediately predicted it 💀
I love all the Australia references we’ve been getting and I keep out-loud agreeing with all the stuff Ted and shlatt are saying
Ted looks like he's on the verge of tears throughout this entire episode.
These guys learning what AFL is makes my day as an Aussie
best podcast to watch while in my office
Super pretty.
love to support a small creator! keep it up guys
I long for and appreciate Tuckers more extensive involvement in terms of audiology.
YAYYYYY NEW CHUCKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i was rewatching old ones and now there is more this is what i live forrrrr
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while relenting yourself to the voices!
koalas no joke have smooth brains
Just like you😁😁😁
Best podcast to listen too while browsing Indeed in front of your supervisor.
favorite puppy core
one of the only uploads i have caught bc yall usually do it while im still in class
JUSTICE FOR DANNO (not attacking schlatt)
41:00 i agree with tucker. underwater is worse than space, cause in space you would die instantly but underwater you have multiple atmospheres of pressure weighing down on you and it would be slow and painful
I’ve seen a golden retriever take a direct kick to the head and come back even madder. Ain’t no way “Schlatt” is killing it with one kick.
Having the Schlatt cup is great, struggling to clean the "milk" out.
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binging all of these podcasts videos for the first time and I am obsessed
this is my favourite podcast to listen to 5 days into the future
The perfect podcast to synthesize nitroglycerin to.
This podcast is so chucklecore
The sheer horror on tuckers face at 59:53 killed me. 🤣Had the disassociated thousand yard stare.
We really need Chuckle merch again.
The cats would come flying at me and I'd dodge them and then attack, it's like a turn based rpg and I'd win
SCHLATT IS WRONG!!!!!!! That dog is like a heat-seeking missile. Even if Schlatt could land a hit, his bones would SHATTER INTO DUST from the recoil from hitting that freight train of a dog.
Ted is the cheese, Shlong is the meat and Tucker is the bread of the chuckle sandwich-holding it all together, keeping the both of them directed
most favorite puppy core
Ted “you gotta pull these things up, you can’t just say Pby Catalina and expect us to know what you’re talking about” meanwhile, Ted “core core, Google core, cat core, fuzzy core, liminal core……..” while Tucker furiously tries to figure out what he’s talking about
this may be sacreligious to say but I like this podcast 1000x better with just schlatt, tucker, and tom. charlie was fun but I think the three amigos we have now work really great together
Tom is like Ted's name if he had a cooler hair
30:10
Shlatt: I can't say I've been on a really long road trip.
Tucker: I'll take you.
😂 He was quick with it too.
Tucker and Ted’s
Friendship is so wholesome
this certainly chuckled my sandwich
gabriette in the thumbnail is my multiverse of madness….?!?!?!?!?!
Who
such a random crossover 😭😭😭
same 😭😭
I was losing my mind lmao
I don’t think Ted knows how much damage one cat can do when it’s actively attacking you, not just scratching at you
Tucker is the ultimate baby reindeer.
This is the best podcast to steal teds fashion ideas to
Don't do it
I dont think ted could beat 5 cats let alone 10
This is the perfect podcast to place well-timed kicks to
i was recommended an office siren playlist (for some reason)and now they are talking about it on the pod so for once i am in tune with something.
Deathcore taking stray shots out here for no reason lmao
I don’t think Schlatt realizes how fast the dog would be running at you, I’m sure your knee would give out on impact. Your leg would crumble before it would have anytime to stop the dog.
i dont think ted realizes how sharp cat claws are and how much damage feral cats do when ur trying to BREAK up a fight. literally will peel his skin
Kangaroos can kill you with a single kick AND they wait in ponds to drown creatures FOR NO REASON! Also a kangaroo tail is so strong that it's considered another limb and a guy was once beaten to death with a frozen one.
choked on my beverage listening to ted’s aussie accent, glad you’ve had a good time here man
Bring Danno on!
#letdannoin
This video is so chucklecore!
This is a great podcast to slowly drive my neighbors crazy via the slow paced sound beams caused from my “late night work” to😊
2 views in 8 seconds, fell off
Nah
2 replies in 5 min @pizzanado1896 fallin off
Shut up
Jschlatt fans after seeing the same joke for the hundreth time: 😂🤣😅😂😂🤣🤣😂😍
Despite not realising that theyre just repeating other peoples jokes but louder. Heavy on the 911 and 1999 jokes. Those were funny in 2020 these gotta stop bro 🥲
@@WELCOMEHOMEBONEonly sane shlinkle fan😭
i missed rawdog podcasts sm, i love the speakpipe and riddles and whatever but sometimes this is all u need
Schlatticus having a fake window just for his cats is the best thing ever
my first chuckle sandwich video!
i didn’t even realize this was just posted literally right now i just saw it on my recommend page
The perfect podcast to be chucklecore✨ to
We need more chuckle sandwich merch!!
did anyone notice the end of the description always has schlatt's name is always something new in each episode
10:08 one day we are gonna see schlatt do the Japan podcast circuit and it’s gonna be beautiful
Loving this schlattcore household with the liminalcore for the catcore
Man this podcast is so favourite puppy ✊️
"uh I'm getting lost" literally me tucker