That reminds me! When I was a small boy in middle school in 09 he come in with a ball bat and sent 11 kids to the hospital with broken kneecaps. The teach tryed to stop him but he was just so violent and broke the teachers back with 2 swings. Ted is a menace that needs to be stopped
Exactly! A deer doesn't understand that a road is made by humans for a specific purpose. They just see it the same as every other rock in their environment, but as a really really long and flat one.
@@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582 I mean yeah, deer don't have a word for "rock," but I'm sure they understand the concept. Like I'm sure they notice that there are these things in their environment that are all the same gray hard stuff, and recognize it as being one category of object.
I thought it was a key holder at first, like you put it next to the door and drop your keys down the tail when you get home. Then I was like "wait, how would you get the key at the bottom off on its own?" and went down to the comments lol
when people ask me what my favorite podcast is i say chuckle sandwich because of how consistent they upload and how good Ted is at brutalizing his fans!
this is the perfect podcast to discover that ted went to your highschool and your older siblings freshman yearbook is from his senior year and also you had some of the same teachers for sure bc you were also in chorus. and to prove this is real to ted and ted only, mossy is still there, but hall monitor kenny has retired
That cat is genuinely one of the funniest objects ive ever seen. theres just something about it. is it the cartoonishly long and straight tail? is it the oddly human like legs? just an absolute enigma of an artifact.
Jschlatt really is the oldest 23 year-old I've ever seen, the bit about him being tunnel vision'd on the subtitles like a 50 year-old really brought it home.
i have a touch of the tism, so ive needed subtitles for everything regardless of if its in english or not, and i think doing that from a young age has let me somehow look at both the subtitles and whats happening on the screen at the same time. its great
i've been binge watching every single chuckle sandwich episode, at least two or three times for each episode - i just wanted to say thank you for doing this. it genuinely helps my day, and hearing / seeing you guys have fun always makes me ten times happier. thank you, even if you dont see this :)
I’ve watched this podcast from the very beginning! I hope it doesn’t end soon or anything, it’s the only podcast I like. Two years (almost) is nuts though
HI! AP Environmental scientist student here (passed with a 3)! Ted, you’re actually spot on! Ramps like that DO exist to help animals cross roads, including plant life, in which seeds can be dispersed along the bridge. It’s pretty much a bridge made for animals to cross over. They can be found near national parks, especially. They’ve been used for animals like deer, wolves, etc. Animals that have roads going through their habitat live on “islands” where the stress/loud noises of the road deter them away from crossing it. This often leads to genetic problems, as they begin to… um, essentially have incest since there’s no way to reach the other side where different gene pools are. I will say, the only thing wrong with your scenario would probably be that just the stress of the road is uncomfortable. Animals such as birds & frogs have been reported to have increased heart rates near traffic. The second thing would be that sometimes animals live there BEFORE the road, so it’s not necessarily something that’s been there their whole lives, just as urbanization/sun-urbanization affects their homes. Random tangent, but I couldn’t help myself! I was dying inside- seriously- you almost hit the nail right on the head while Tucker & Schlatt were shit-taking ya lol
I am mainly an audio listener and I had to go back and watch everything just to see what Schlatts gift looked like and OMG TED THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING VISUALS audio listeners would be lost without you!
You two are genuinely such an inspiration to me, even while creating silly little podcasts. Thanks for entertaining me for over a year now, and I hope one day I can make people laugh like you guys make me
Schlatt saying that subtitles are too distracting for him to the point that it’s all he’s going to look at is funny. I just imagine that every tommyinnit video to him are just words lmao
AHHHH THANK YOU FOR A NEW UPLOAD!! I was just rewatching everything when this was posted and i got so happy!!! i've been rewatching everything for the 3rd time well waiting for a new ep! AHHH IM SO HAPPYY
5:07 This exchange has Seinfeld and George Costanza vibes. "Your couch is bad, man" "It's a bad couch and I-" "It's a bad couch!" "I really thought it would be a great couch"
A lot of people swear by the concept that if you have a swig of alcohol the next day when you're hungover that it's supposed to help. They call it 'the hair of the Dog that bit you'.
Schlaat should go to every American state fair for a Vlog series! 1. Never get bored 2. Unique experience each place 3. Entertaining/Unhinged interviews with Carnies 4. Smash em up derby's everywhere 5. Endless possibilities... I grew up at a Carnival and can say from experience, it's peak IRL Content, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
Once I baked cupcakes from scratch, and ate one shortly after they came out the oven, it was yummy! Then when I went to put the flour away, I thought I saw little specks in it moving. Upon closer inspection my bag of flour was completely infested with creatures I now know are called Flour Mites. What's worse is that not only was the bag of flour that I used infested, my entire draw of baking supplies was. All the types of flours, the icing sugar, normal sugar, baking soda, EVERYTHING. It was all crawling with them.
42:20 IT'S CALLED HAVING/DRINKING SOME "HAIR OF THE DOG" WHICH IS WHEN YOU JUST KEEP ON DRINKING, IT LITERALLY MEANS ALCOHOL! IN CAPS SO YOU DON'T MISS THIS IMPORTANT CULTURAL PHRASE!
I began my trip towards sobriety last weekend. I had to pause this podcast to go buy a drink after seeing the heinous shit inside schlatts simple syrup.
Haven't uploaded in so long I assumed the police finally arrested schlatt for what he did in 1999 and that Ted had tried breaking the wrong person's kneecaps and was left dead in an alley.
This is the perfect podcast to respect my favorite content creators and be grateful and understanding for the work that they do even if there may be a hiccup or two along the way because as a viewer of content I am not entitled to someone's dedication to work ethic to
42:34 what Ted and schlatt are trying to find a word for is what we call “hair of the dog” I have no idea why, but it refers to drinking when you wake up hungover to make the hangover go away
I love watching this and reading the comments because very few have to do with the content and very many have to do with how y’all are so consistent and how new footage has been released of the incident
I'm drunk and stoned, on a bus ride from Edinburgh to Glasgow, my girlfriend is asleep in my lap, I just left my best friends being merry in a pub, and I've got the chucklers to keep me company; life is good.
During the entire roadkill segment, the sass from Tucker was _palpable_ . Some of those "brother WHAT?" silences, you could just imagine Tucker staring into the camera, bahahaha!
Schlatt’s comment about subtitles actually made me feel so validated for once. It’s exactly why I need to watch English dubbed anime or I’ll miss the whole show
You’re telling me I watched two years worth of this podcast in 3 months and now I have to wait multiple weeks to watch one episode??? Cool I’ll wait, it’s worth it
Guys, it’s not their fault they had missed 3 weeks. It was harder to put him down again. He got… stronger.
CHARLIE
its the Gorilla
@@pee-soup8950 NO! DON’T! THEY’VE FORMED AN ALLIANCE! THE GORILLA TRAINED HIM
@@YNEA. DEAR GOD! WHO CAN WE GET NOW?
@@doctorweasel GHOSTBUSTERS
I think the weirdest gift Ted has given was 3 broken ribs and a shattered kneecap in 2007
@Chad 007 they released the footage of 99?
He’s gonna receive a similar “gift” on October 23, 2025!
He did the same to me in 03
@@jedislayer0719 Well they do say what goes around comes around! (especially on October 25th 2025)
That reminds me! When I was a small boy in middle school in 09 he come in with a ball bat and sent 11 kids to the hospital with broken kneecaps. The teach tryed to stop him but he was just so violent and broke the teachers back with 2 swings. Ted is a menace that needs to be stopped
I like to imagine that whenever ted says welcome to chuckle sandwich, they put on the intro music and fully stop the conversation until it’s over.
this is the first time it’s ever occurred to me that they DON’T do that
omg wtf i just realised they- i hate you omar you broke my immersion >:(
I feel like I waited 7 years for this episode to come out
As did i
That’s because you did.
same
RUclips man, me too
ong
this is the perfect podcast to go into multiple week long comas and then wake up whenever an upload happens
I got here before this was pinned
@@spencergross7244 same and also stfu
I also was here before this was pinned (hoping it gets pinned and that we don't look like idiots)
I got here before it was pinned (it's not getting pinned)
also here before it gets pinned (it's not gonna ever)
thank goodness the podcast is back, i haven't chuckled in weeks
Not like the sdp, wish they would stop making episodes
jambo is massive, very proud of him getting big
Very massive
Rather rotund
Quite sturdy
exceptionally sizeable
incredibly humongous in proportion
“I love him but he’s a fucking asshole”- Schlatt perfectly summing up the experience of owning a cat
I like your pfp
@@thedestroyasystem Ty! As a fellow asexual mcr fan I like urs as well👍
An orange cat, at that!
@@amberhernandez true, orange cats are crazy
@@amberhernandez Orange cats are idiots, and tortoiseshells are extreme assholes
You guys are so consistent!!! I LOVE TUNING IN EVERY WEEK AS YOU UPLOAD EVERY WEEK!!!!
Almost as consistent as sleep deprived, I've listened every week for the last 5 years!
@@fin.hew05 You got the exclusive 2018-2019 chuckle demo! Jealous
I love listening to this podcast monthly💀
It's almost like people usually take a break over the new year
@@TheGerbennos joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
I'm like 98% sure that the cat thing is meant to be a paper towel holder
came here to comment this, I think you're right
I read this comment too early and thought you were talking about jambo. But in all fairness I think jambo would also make a great paper towel holder.
or toilet paper!
If you look up stretching cat doorstop it's one of the first things that pop up
the same thing comes up if you search stretching cat paper towel holder.
two hours ago i was complaining about missing chuckle sammy. thank you for recording this new episode just for me
Sameee
“It’s Sammy Time”
chuckle sammy is the only thing holding the world together
I'm so unbelievably happy that Ted and "Schlatt" are back. I almost forgot how it felt to chuckle.
"Schlatt"
Happy 2013 everyone!!!!
Hope this year is better then the others!!
the world was meant to end last year (2012) so cant be much worse :)
@samandcolbyofficiall HOLY SHIT
Real
@@CursedNoodleswym
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while celebrating the return of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast
Yeah.
Schlatt looks more and more like a Vietnam vet and i love it
He looks like Captain Quint from Jaws too
@@somerandominternetuser5730You're right!! ❤🤩
In Ted's defense I perfectly understood the 'long flat rock" bit 😅
Me too, I didn’t see anything wrong with that lmao
Exactly! A deer doesn't understand that a road is made by humans for a specific purpose. They just see it the same as every other rock in their environment, but as a really really long and flat one.
@@leandru7 while I agree with Sclatt and disembodied voice, as I don’t think they think of “rock”. Ted still is in the right
@@thetrulyuniqueotsutsukigod9582 I mean yeah, deer don't have a word for "rock," but I'm sure they understand the concept. Like I'm sure they notice that there are these things in their environment that are all the same gray hard stuff, and recognize it as being one category of object.
Ted is a friendly machine fighting against the hordes of goblins
Jambo is having his teen years and as a cat owner OMG it's like having a brand new kitten again but they have less braincells then their kitten selves
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while celebrating Christmas
god i havent chuckled in 20 years, im so glad they decided to come back
Schlatt’s laugh gives me so much serotonin
This is the perfect podcast for owning a stretching cat paper towel holder
OH THATS WHAT IT IS!
I thought it was for a toilet paper tower
I thought it was a key holder at first, like you put it next to the door and drop your keys down the tail when you get home. Then I was like "wait, how would you get the key at the bottom off on its own?" and went down to the comments lol
schlatt realizing that theres bugs in his syrup is the funniest thing i seen all year
when people ask me what my favorite podcast is i say chuckle sandwich because of how consistent they upload and how good Ted is at brutalizing his fans!
this is the perfect podcast to discover that ted went to your highschool and your older siblings freshman yearbook is from his senior year and also you had some of the same teachers for sure bc you were also in chorus. and to prove this is real to ted and ted only, mossy is still there, but hall monitor kenny has retired
Thanks For The Consistent Upload Schedule guys!
That cat is genuinely one of the funniest objects ive ever seen. theres just something about it. is it the cartoonishly long and straight tail? is it the oddly human like legs? just an absolute enigma of an artifact.
Schlatt giving off real serial killer energy in this episode.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while i start a fungus based virus
Haha! Uh oh!
The wretched *fungus* has taken over my mind
And will soon take over many others
@@AshOfSound Let me explain a seconds pain gives way to pleasures only dreamed of
This is the perfect podcast to watch while evading my taxes
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while cloning an orange tabby
Jschlatt really is the oldest 23 year-old I've ever seen, the bit about him being tunnel vision'd on the subtitles like a 50 year-old really brought it home.
i have a touch of the tism, so ive needed subtitles for everything regardless of if its in english or not, and i think doing that from a young age has let me somehow look at both the subtitles and whats happening on the screen at the same time. its great
i've been binge watching every single chuckle sandwich episode, at least two or three times for each episode - i just wanted to say thank you for doing this. it genuinely helps my day, and hearing / seeing you guys have fun always makes me ten times happier. thank you, even if you dont see this :)
I’ve watched this podcast from the very beginning! I hope it doesn’t end soon or anything, it’s the only podcast I like. Two years (almost) is nuts though
I’ve spent 70ish hours listening to every podcast at my boring job. Loved every second
Schlatts new irl thing should be him spending 2 weeks in new York doing crazy tasks so that he can meet his hero Tommyinit
HI! AP Environmental scientist student here (passed with a 3)! Ted, you’re actually spot on! Ramps like that DO exist to help animals cross roads, including plant life, in which seeds can be dispersed along the bridge. It’s pretty much a bridge made for animals to cross over. They can be found near national parks, especially. They’ve been used for animals like deer, wolves, etc. Animals that have roads going through their habitat live on “islands” where the stress/loud noises of the road deter them away from crossing it. This often leads to genetic problems, as they begin to… um, essentially have incest since there’s no way to reach the other side where different gene pools are.
I will say, the only thing wrong with your scenario would probably be that just the stress of the road is uncomfortable. Animals such as birds & frogs have been reported to have increased heart rates near traffic.
The second thing would be that sometimes animals live there BEFORE the road, so it’s not necessarily something that’s been there their whole lives, just as urbanization/sun-urbanization affects their homes.
Random tangent, but I couldn’t help myself! I was dying inside- seriously- you almost hit the nail right on the head while Tucker & Schlatt were shit-taking ya lol
I am mainly an audio listener and I had to go back and watch everything just to see what Schlatts gift looked like and OMG TED THANK YOU FOR EXPLAINING VISUALS audio listeners would be lost without you!
You two are genuinely such an inspiration to me, even while creating silly little podcasts. Thanks for entertaining me for over a year now, and I hope one day I can make people laugh like you guys make me
Schlatt saying that subtitles are too distracting for him to the point that it’s all he’s going to look at is funny. I just imagine that every tommyinnit video to him are just words lmao
this is the perfect podcast to listen to while helping a family of ducklings cross the road
the word couch never sounded so strange to me until these dudes said it like 100x 😭
Idk if anyone said this yet, but the gift is a toilet roll holder for the bathroom.
My grandparents have one just like it, its an old person thing.
AHHHH THANK YOU FOR A NEW UPLOAD!! I was just rewatching everything when this was posted and i got so happy!!! i've been rewatching everything for the 3rd time well waiting for a new ep! AHHH IM SO HAPPYY
5:07
This exchange has Seinfeld and George Costanza vibes.
"Your couch is bad, man"
"It's a bad couch and I-"
"It's a bad couch!"
"I really thought it would be a great couch"
i've been waiting so long for a new episode i'm so happy
Seokjin Kim
A lot of people swear by the concept that if you have a swig of alcohol the next day when you're hungover that it's supposed to help.
They call it 'the hair of the Dog that bit you'.
Schlatt has never said anything more relatable than the subtitle thing.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while jubbin and driving
This is the perfect podcast to gaslight Ted into believing in the Titanic
You guys are always posting on time! I LOVE COMING HERE EVERY WEEK BECUASE THATS WHEN YOU UPLOAD! EVERY WEEK!
that’s what we’ve been waiting for, that’s what it’s all about
BIG FAN OF THE WEEKLY EPISODES! KEEP IT UP
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I wait another 5 years for the next episode to drop.
Schlaat should go to every American state fair for a Vlog series! 1. Never get bored 2. Unique experience each place 3. Entertaining/Unhinged interviews with Carnies 4. Smash em up derby's everywhere 5. Endless possibilities... I grew up at a Carnival and can say from experience, it's peak IRL Content, LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN
Once I baked cupcakes from scratch, and ate one shortly after they came out the oven, it was yummy! Then when I went to put the flour away, I thought I saw little specks in it moving. Upon closer inspection my bag of flour was completely infested with creatures I now know are called Flour Mites. What's worse is that not only was the bag of flour that I used infested, my entire draw of baking supplies was. All the types of flours, the icing sugar, normal sugar, baking soda, EVERYTHING. It was all crawling with them.
god i love this podcast please never change yalls vibes bounce off each other so great
Ted going from glee to seeing Schlatt drunk bugs to distraught at seeing how Many there are
42:20 IT'S CALLED HAVING/DRINKING SOME "HAIR OF THE DOG" WHICH IS WHEN YOU JUST KEEP ON DRINKING, IT LITERALLY MEANS ALCOHOL! IN CAPS SO YOU DON'T MISS THIS IMPORTANT CULTURAL PHRASE!
I’m so glad i started playing this episode out loud in my work’s break room. Great intro!
Man...its been a year since I've seen these guys! Never leave us again!
Ted’s “I didn’t think I’d make it this long” hits a little hard but hey! We’re here and I’m so proud of you all for making it!
59:40 same, couldn’t agree more. Described it perfectly.
I began my trip towards sobriety last weekend. I had to pause this podcast to go buy a drink after seeing the heinous shit inside schlatts simple syrup.
33:35 STOPPPPP IM CRYING
Can't wait to watch this episode 15 times till the next one comes out 🥰
me every night for the past 4 fucking weeks
pls keep the podcast going because you guys keep me sane while driving to work.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while waiting for your favourite podcast to upload after 3 week!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while crossing the road without looking.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while eating numerous fruit flys soaked in syrup
This is the best podcast to watch while keeping the Eldrich horrors at bay
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while molten silver is poured into my nose
been needing this for a while😭 so relatable tho ted “i didn’t think i’d make it this long”
Haven't uploaded in so long I assumed the police finally arrested schlatt for what he did in 1999 and that Ted had tried breaking the wrong person's kneecaps and was left dead in an alley.
This is the perfect podcast to respect my favorite content creators and be grateful and understanding for the work that they do even if there may be a hiccup or two along the way because as a viewer of content I am not entitled to someone's dedication to work ethic to
When I heard there was gonna be another incorrect history video my jaw unironically dropped I love that series
42:34 what Ted and schlatt are trying to find a word for is what we call “hair of the dog” I have no idea why, but it refers to drinking when you wake up hungover to make the hangover go away
The rabbit cursed him, he's drinking sugar bugs. Oh my gosh.
I love watching this and reading the comments because very few have to do with the content and very many have to do with how y’all are so consistent and how new footage has been released of the incident
the cat thing looks like a thing to put toliet paper rolls on in the bathroom 😭
I'm drunk and stoned, on a bus ride from Edinburgh to Glasgow, my girlfriend is asleep in my lap, I just left my best friends being merry in a pub, and I've got the chucklers to keep me company; life is good.
This is my favorite episode of the podcast I can’t believe shlatt said that 30:02
Bro did I just time stamp guess when jshlatt would say something sus 💀
Watching this episode with subtitles on, I sure do hope the members of this podcast openly agree how useful they can be!
ANYONE ELSE GENUINELY CONCERNED FOR SCHLATT?? 😭
I'm always concerned for Schlatt tbh
All jokes aside, yeah I am
he's quickly deteriorating
yeah 😭 i hope he’s alright
Why?
It feels like it has been centuries... Glad to finally see you back!
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while calling everything a RUclips
During the entire roadkill segment, the sass from Tucker was _palpable_ . Some of those "brother WHAT?" silences, you could just imagine Tucker staring into the camera, bahahaha!
11:29 foreshadowing
They really should have drug it out until October 😂
15:19 this frame could be a Renaissance painting
This is the perfect podcast to eat bugs to
Real
19:00 it actually is for the planes, ithaca college was originally a bomber pilot school during ww2
Schlatt: Is there anything you want to do this year, Ted?
AD: SEX TRAFFICKING, MONEY LAUNDERING 💰 🚨
Schlatt’s comment about subtitles actually made me feel so validated for once. It’s exactly why I need to watch English dubbed anime or I’ll miss the whole show
This is the perfect podcast to develop alcoholism to
You’re telling me I watched two years worth of this podcast in 3 months and now I have to wait multiple weeks to watch one episode??? Cool I’ll wait, it’s worth it
this is the perfect podcast to develop a world wide life threatening virus to.
im glad you guys uploaded, i was almost over the chuckling withdrawals
I've been waiting so long for this episode i missed my reincarnation
worth it
0:49 Did Ted almost call Schlatt by name lmao
this is the perfect podcast to break peoples kneecaps too