Dude Perfect: Bad Joke Telling
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- Опубликовано: 5 апр 2017
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Dude Perfect goes head to head in BAD JOKE TELLING! Who can hold out the longest without laughing at the WORST jokes?
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2nd like
Lol 4 likes
Can I get 5 likes Edit:no way i actually got 5 LIKES 🥳🥳
Even though some of these jokes aren't that funny I still end up laughing XD
Just me..?
Ok....
Can you guys write down all these jokes so I can tell them plz
"What is brown and sticky?"
"A stick" I'm dying XD😂
Probablly a chocolate stick :p
Who else tried wiping his profile pic thinking it was a hair
Kiwi Chiep Omfg I didn't even realise I done it...
A as in Andreas i was thinkind of a stick also you have some good jokes up in the comments so you can laugh more :)
The sticky is what triggers tou
What did the blanket say to the bed?
"Don't worry - I got you covered."
Ha
Haha
Peter Vang that happened to me but instead it was a homeless guy under it
God that really is a bad joke!🤣
nice
Of course Cody laughs harder at his own joke than anything Garrett said 😂
Nobody:
Ty: *s t i c k*
Garret: *WHEEZE*
That was genuinely the best joke I've ever heard 😂😂😂
@@manuelpaumgarten I heard it before many times and only got it today
@@manuelpaumgarten terrible but smart=funny
@@jackdalw2928 I don’t understand it
I laughed too dude.
I have an unemployment joke
it doesn't work
Slowly claps
well done
Abbadon771 lol
Abbadon7
knock knock
i actually laughed at all of them
i am that pathetic
In that case, we too are pathetic.
aaronmlin
Same
yes
I did too xD
aaronmlin everyone knows your that pathetic
2:40 I love Garret’s laugh
His laugh sounds kinda fake
Who lost? 2:39
@@vemnock3622 his first two seemed fake
You Spelled Garrett’s Name Wrong It’s Garrett Not Garret.
I laughed so hard when he said “ugly”😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😭😂😭💜
I didn't get that one. Would you explain it for me ?
I have blah eyes and blah noses what am I ugly that’s what I mean
why do you need 19 emojis???
I for some reason thought that kind of dark humor was funny
@@rainyday6512 you're not alone, mate
Question - What Concert costs 45 cents?
Answer - 50 cent ft Nickleback
this one is GOLDEN.
haha thanks XD
StevePlayz how original.
XD
Touche
Coby and Cory looking at each other like in a mirror
Ikr
Because they are twins
@@Mr_srivatthsa2000 wow i didnt know
@@Mr_srivatthsa2000 no, really?
Optical illusion trick shots
Cody: “I have six eyes, 2 mouth,3 ears, what am I?
Garret:what?
Cody:ugly
Me: 😂😂😂😂 me laughing dead
HAHAHAHAHA ME TOO 😆
IVE NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES
@@parthvallabh6447 what is your nationality dude? I am from Philippines
Indian
@@parthvallabh6447 oh 🙃 cool
ty: how do you cut an ocean into two?
cody: you use a sea-saw
me: no, call moses for that...
Lol
That's pretty good! Lol! I was actually thinking that!
I got hit by a can of coke. I'm lucky it was a soft drink
Tom Aalders XD That is one of the best jokes I heard!
so funny! ☺
Nice
Not quite soft, with the amount of sugar. That could hit you like a brick.
Lol
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
chef*
We don't have thyme for this
That’s What She Said
Good one! the
C. Kyle You
2:30 made me cry of laughter
What is Kim Jong Un’s favorite NBA basketball team?
The Rockets 🚀
:D
Lol
Its funny
@@venkyrocks25 ikr
This is a funny one
What do you call a belt with a clock?
Waist of time
It would be better if you put what do you call a belt around a belt.but the joke is good
I mean around a clock
Watch
Do you want to hear a construction joke???
To bad I'm working on it..
darian callaghan hahahaahahahahahahaahahahahaahah
darian callaghan do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind it is to cheesey!😂
darian callaghan i
darian callaghan I
Too*
How do you get someone curious?
I’ll tell you later
You messed up the joke.
@@matthewkuhl79 no they didn't. That's the whole point, to make u curious
@@tabi122 No, they told it wrong:
_How do you keep a moron in suspense?_
@@matthewkuhl79 ahh ok. I did consider that as what you meant, but i had never heard the joke, sooo😂. Thanks, now i know a more insulting version to tell to my sister. Or there Could just be a different way of saying it and they didn't say it wrong?
@@tabi122 Oh, no. It's definitely an insult joke 😉
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
Yeah, that's the spirit.
Wow such empty
😺
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao so good
dafuq
Did u hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got six months
no, but i did heard that one of the jokes :
What is the diffrence between a human and a calendar?
They have dates (like 8-23-2017) and Humans have dates ( marry)
EliteShooter 1599
Alex lewis I
EliteShooter 1599 we got it 😑
ssundee'
COMMENT with a bad joke. We'll pin our FAVORITE!
Whistle Sports you guys are the best
Knock knock who's there pretty pretty who pretty ugly
Whistle Sports what has hands but can't clap?
A clock.
Whistle Sports spell icup and then say rainbows
What's black and white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn
I smiled at how serious they stared each other down slowly nodding with each joke while slowly losing it 😂😬
5:23
*Here's Garret and Tyler sharing Cell Brain's Together*
1:13 when that laugh is funnier than the joke 😂
Did you hear about the guy that cut out he's left leg and left arm
He was all right
not hilarious
Wow he must be left-alone
Farmer 27 don’t you get the joke he has no left stem or leg so he only has a right leg and right arm so he’s all RIGHT
Chikomo Mayumbelo %
Chikomo Mayumbelo i peed in My pants when i readed your
Cody's face is so funny in his battle with Garrett 😂
2:38 Cody lost he laughed first
Random Vlogzz it was his own joke though
@@kadem8739 yup, so he can laugh basically, who cares :D
Did you hear the movie about constipation?
It hasn't come out yet.
lol
Tom b pöooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
nice one XD
You stole it from nigahiga.
Lol
What room cant a ghost be in
The living room
BATTLE BOY598 that makes sense cuz the ghost can't live
I get it
XDDDDDDDD
You got that from Kid Squad
Knock knock
Who’s there
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke
XD
Where would you find flying rabbits?
Me: Minecraft
What does cannibal eat to freshen their breath
Men toes
😂
😂😂🤣🤣
😂
😂😂😂
This is the moment when comment is better than the vid it comments
What do boxers like to drink?
punch!
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
lol
WCC Studio 7 FALCON PUNCH
Milk
how to make soup turn into gold
just add 24 carrots in it
Arjun Grover GOLDEN!
Arjun Grover I’m d ad rofl
Arjun Grover but gold can be 1 karat, and also karat wasn’t spelled right
Camille Saint-Saëns it’s supposed to be spelled wrong because then carrot goes with soup.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college
"Bison"
Lol
🤣🤣🤣
1:52 'laughs internally' :D
Ooh ooh I got one
Knock knock!
Who's there?
A cow goes.
A cow goes, who?
Wrong a cow goes moo.
Umer Khan if youre a directioners, you know who made this joke so hilarious.
Did you hear about the guy without his left side?
He's all right now
Xavier98 is
3:39
My next one is amazing
~Cory
2:12
Pinocchio: 😐
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales!
John Preda XD
1:06 What's brown and Sticky?
Me: Hoodini!
Milo Carpenter I see we have a fellow Vanoss/Delirious/someone else who was there fan
Milo Carpenter the turd mobile
What do you call a sad coffee
Answer: a depresso
This comment section is a goldmine
Got a love when the comments are more entertaining than the video itself! Amirite? 😜
2:31 I died of laughter
Gray Ghost12 same
LOL
RIP
The red guy has no right to laugh after saying it
Gray Ghost12 same and I had a joke birthday party and I said that joke
We went out with our friend David but he forgot his id
Now we just call him Dav
Ryan Miller i
Good one!
Ryan Miller .
Ryan Miller i
Cody’s super serious face after the “jellyfish” pun.. Ive never seen a man with a more intense look than that.. 😂😂😂
1:06 The question was enough to make me laugh 😂
What is the difference between Cory and a calendar
A calendar has dates
Ahudii (:V)
Ahudii you mean Coby. Cory is married
Ahudii gotta be DP's fav right there
Ahudii, you messed up, son. ha ha ha! 😄
Ahudii OOOOOOHHOHHOHOOHHOHOHIH
I tried to tell the I have six eyes etc joke to my friends and all I could say was six eyes because I started laughing so hard at my own joke that I started to cry. That day they thought that I was such a weirdo and I still haven't been able to tell them the end of the joke!!! What has my life become😂😂
Alice Maxwell-Reid You are amazing :D I've had that happen so many times while telling jokes, laughing so hard I sound like a seal choking. Somehow the punchline never comes through that xD
Alice Maxwell-Reid almlst the same happened to me 😂
did you manage to do it
no but i am still trying
@@alicemaxwell-reid6218 AKJFBKSE YOU REPLIED-
I like that Coby and Cory even if they’re twins, they have different voices.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Knock on
Knock on who?
*my door*
😂 has
Ok
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Etch"
"Etch who?"
"Bless you!"
Lol
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff....
Ba-dum-tsss
Omg this was hilarious.
Hahahahahaahhahhaahahhahhahahahqhahahahahahahahaahahahaahahhaahhaha
LMFAO...LOL.... ROFL
Star Girl hahahahahah
Omg I love this 😂
Deez nuts, HA 1:18
0:20 a scary go round
Clever
what did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Eithan Sapir Impressive. But only because bisons are cute.
What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?
1 WATAAAA and a WHOPPAAAA
Joy Heath LMAO XD
Joy Heath he ordered bro co lee
5:24 the best part of the video
I started laughing when I saw Cody the tall guy.🤣
Same here 👍🤣 bcuz of his expression
What comes after USA?
USB
HylianForce df
HylianForce
HylianForc
no it comes VTB
HylianForce Haha
how do trees go on the internet
they log in😂😂😂😂😂😂
Srey phan iii
Srey phan nice one
Srey phan I
I guessed it was log on
What's brown and sticky
How do you make an octupos laugh?
It takes tentacles
Ten-tickles!
I actually was trying not crack up at their expressions😂😂
how do you count cows
with a cowculator
Sebastian Lara that was okay
Sebastian Lara I already know that joke
Touche
Sebastian Lara lol nice one
Fart
What is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
The *SPACE BAR*
IMuradI ok
IMuradI lol
GOOD one
IMuradI I knew this one
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
The dock. :)
cody laughed before garrett at his own joke
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
I couldn't stop laughing at Codys face trying to stay serious 😂😂 he looked like a terrified fish 😂
Every dad in the world unanimously agrees that the stick joke is funny
5:07 I'm dead🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a pickle that draws?
A dillustrator.
Boy: What did the ocean say to the ocean?
Girl: what
Boy: Nothing, they just waved
Girl: Oh..
Boy: Did you sea what I did there?
Girl: No
Boy: Im shore you did
Girl: How do you have friends?
Boy: Dont be such a beach
Nyan Cat do you need to edit this joke?
What do you call a didgeridoo that doesn’t work?
A log
Good one
Clever
What do you call a genie who washes his hands a lot?
-
A Hy-genie!
I made that joke up myself!
What did Superman say to Batman while they were having an argument?
MARTHA!!!
Why did I eat my homework. My teacher said it was a peace of cake
piece not peace
Minimoregamerninja youtube i get it because bear has ear in it and a bear with no (b)EARS make b just take away the ear and the answer is b
Tomasz Micek wrong comment
Minimoregamerninja youtube lol
My dog ate my homework so i ate my dog
What’s the difference between a snowmen and a snowwoman?
*snowballs*
2:31 Bro that's not even a joke, that's like a fact or something 🤣🤣
Im glad they didnt do any insect jokes
They really bug me.
booooooooooy
Crystal Callex I
Belgian Waffle
Crystal Callex i
I never laughed. I understood every joke by the way.
can you do a part 2 please loved this one
Stay tuned!
Whistle Sports thanks for making more! I really enjoyed this one!
Lol i am laughing at even the lamest jokes😂😂😂😂😂
Joke idea: what did the sushi said to the bee? Wassup bee
Also, the two twins had the best jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say "hello" from the other side
Efthalia Lazaridou I
Efthalia Lazaridou p
Efthalia Lazaridou hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Efthalia Lazaridou lol
Efthalia Lazaridou I
I'd tell you a Chemical Joke
But i know i wouldn't get a reaction ;-;
You are my chemical romance :))
Dude I slapped my NEON that one
You know i was going to tell you another one but Na
Why did the chemist die afyer his buddy ordered h20
He said i want some h202
Tell the joke I can take it
r/wooosh
Thanks to ya'll my daughter now tells everyone she meets a joke. It really helps her get passed being shy, thank you. :)
What do you call two married spiders that has two legs?
Two married spiders that has two legs
what's the difference between Santa and Charlie Sheen?
Santa stops after 3 ho's. 🎅
lol great😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Crawford Hamiil I
Best. One. Yet.
Whats the difference between ash and yugi ?
Yugis actually won a championship or two
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing!
So was this joke
UnBelievable Oh I know this joke
You stole it from bad dad jokes
It was so depressing (in case someone didn't understood the joke)😂😂😂
@@subscriberswithnovideos-mb4dp R/WOOOOOOSH
2:53 the battle of ages
This is the perfect kind of game for the twins and we need more of them 😂
What's the astronauts favorite keyboard?
The space bar
XD
X IanKim 171 a
how about launchpad?
X IanKim 171 should have said where does an astronaut get his drinks the space bar
X IanKim 171 re
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
Perfect Mix knee shlapper
LOL 😂
This one was good hahaha
What?
OMG that's so racist cuz I'm Mexican
2:31
I love this joke
I laughed so hard 😂
mans laughed at his own joke and SO DID I 😭
Will you remember me in 1 day *yes
Will you remember me in a week *yes
Will you remember me in a month *yes
Will you remember me in a year *yes
Knock knock *who's there* I thought you said you would remember me
MatthewPlays Gamez I have to try this 😂 I’m dying 😵
Oh sorry I did the knock knock in two years so I didn't remember you
did you write that story (Heavy)
remeeeeeember meeeeeeeee from coco
Geyser I'm sorry but I don't remember you but I might if you tell me your username on coc
When garret laughs it sounds like he's being sarcastic
0:21 Tylers face 😂