I don’t usually tell Dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs OMG thank you for the likes you guys and girls made my day. And Whistle Sports ❤️ my comment. Gotta subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😊
Yesterday I was listening to music on my loudspeakers. My neighbours liked it so much........ They threw a brick through my window to hear it better!!!
What is the difference between a piano,tuna and a pot a glue. What. You can tuna piano but can’t tuna fish. What about the glue. I knew you would get stuck there.
what happens when fire gets mad? It has a meltdown. Hey i would love it if you guys used this in a future episode i would be really happy if you did. :)
Before Dude Perfect started, Coby And Cory had there own channel. Then, they started to post the trickshot videos on there channel, and the rest is history
Me: Whats the difference between a piano, tuna fish, and glue... Me: You can Tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna... Tyler: What about the glue... Me: I new you'd get stuck on that.
Slight correction: What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! (Yes I realize this comment is two years old, no I honestly don't care.)
got one... Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?" - Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
A circus performer was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. "I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." "Well, show me then," the officer demanded. So the man got out the machetes and started juggling them - first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer. Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
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Whistle why did they just comment this
We want next part
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What do you call a cow with no eyes?
No eye deer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye deer.
I’m going for the most disliked comment on RUclips
Cory: I will go first.
Coby: I will let you go first.
Cory: I don’t need your permission.
Coby: You just received it.
R hates B
Pa doom ping,
Speech 100
r/unexpectedoffice
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😎😎😎😎😎😎
Which part of a candy sings the best?
THE WRAPPER
Your profile pic sets this off perfectly
True and nice joke
Biscuit Boy haha
😂😂😂
@@impossible9690 and his name
1:03 lol I love how garret said ,”is he okay?”
John: Want to hear a construction joke?
Alex: sure
John: I’m still working on it
Heard it
It’s a work in progress
not funny
@@ultragamez6887 lol
- “you’re familiar with our parents”
- “I am”
I hope I’m not the only one who found this hysterical
Why is Santa’s sack so big
He only comes once a year
Omg😂😂
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Ooh I get it
6:25 look at pandas arm *EXPOSED*
HAHA! WERE ON TO THE TRUE IDENTITY OF PANDA!
So he isn’t black
You can hear him lough at 6:40
I saw that
Nobody cares man
My dad should be in this video, he’s got tons of bad jokes
HI ZACH CHOI ASMR!!! I love to watch your videos😍
I don’t watch ur videos or ASMR but man does that food look good
like you?
Hey zach
Who thought zach choi would be here?
Tyler: "Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?"
People in 2020: "Because there wasn't any toilet paper in the first place"
Tiffany C so true!
Tiffany C love it
Nice
Tiffany C good one
Tiffany C your right
I don’t usually tell Dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs
OMG thank you for the likes you guys and girls made my day. And Whistle Sports ❤️ my comment. Gotta subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😊
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef
J. R. Smith original btw
@Goldenite 15 ba dum ch
Everyone’s copying the sidemen jokes they used
Let’s get some more joke in. 😁🤘👍
I got fired from the bank today, this lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Good one lol
Did you get that from JK studios? It's really hilarious isn't it?!
Funny but if it is real then it feels bad
Casey Patten I get it
i dont get it
What did the Guy who made the knock knock Joke get?
The No-Bell prize
Nice
That was great
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Amazing
That actually funny
unoriginal :(
I checked the subtitles and Garrett did say “haha”
I can confirm that I have the subtitles button to prove it
Same
If you were doing it in Swedish it would be haha, but then translate to English using Google Translate, then it is lol. Ty's top 10 is Tres Mal!!!!
I checked it to and it said haha
@@romangriffin4111 u:yd
7:22 Having siblings: Displayed in 7seconds of verbal warfare.
I have sisters and I can confirm that this is true
What did the pirate get on his report card?
Seven Cs!
BlitZ & Ice nice
I have to do with DAD
What do you call a guy that has no arms and no legs that sits on a bush
Berry
That took me a minute
BlitZ & Ice what did the pirate get on his report
Card?
F-
RIP boiled water you will be mist...
ayyyyy
@@GrantYT18 that's just not what mist is. It's evaporated water changing from a liquid to a gaseous state of matter.
@@erikaho1857 Ik it wasn't my joke though it was my teacher's
Lol 😂
@@erikaho1857 such a smartass you know what he meant lmao
Coby: That was embarrassing. You cannot laugh at this.
Cory: I can and I will- I won't.
Coby: Wow...
My friend David got his ID stolen.
Now he's just plain Dav.
How would he have a ID?
Lol
Nice one
I’m like what know I know
Oh god
i have a joke
what did benjamin franklin say when he found electricity?
nothing,he was in shock.
eva efendy lol
😂😂😂😂
Wait whats the joke and the joke is not funny :>)
Hah
wasn't it Thomas edition who discovered electricity? or was he just the light bulb
What is a wind turbine's favorite kind of music?
Well, he's a huge metal fan.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Doris."
"Doris who?"
"Doris locked, that why im knocking"
what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
a can't opener
Aye 69 likes
Red Android nice👍👍👍
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This was good. Only comment I laughed at.
What do you call the security guards of Samsung?
The guardians of the galaxy
Stolen joke
Old joke👎🏼
Stolen
Tobbie Lopez lol
Tobbie Lopez that’s so old
What is Thanos' favourite social media platform?
Snapchat.
can someone explain it I don’t get it
@@onehappinesshappy9513 "snap"
The MS lol
XD
Freaking genius
6:34
if you lose to closely you can hear muffled laughing under Cody’s laugh, did panda actually make a sound for once!?
Gaming Pals212 yeah I hear it!
I was going to type the same thing in chat I herd it when he said that joke
Haha! Maybe!
Yes. It sounded like ty
@@anaylawate2114 Maybe ty was out of camera view and he cupped his hand over his mouth and laughed
Panda:
Their pet... we think? - Dude Perfect - Very quiet
😂😂😂😂😂
Why was tigger looking in the toilet
He was looking for Pooh
becalm
YUMad21 a
oh no no no no
hahahahahaha
That’s from Annoying Orange
YUMad21 I was gonna comment that………
Yesterday I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
LOL
Lol
Venom Clan okay that’s actually funny😂
Should be she looked surprised.
Wow that’s impressive
I got a new boomerang for Christmas. I tried to throw out my old one but it kept coming back
What did Darth Vader say to his wife when their relationship wasn't working out?
May divorce be with you.
K that's pretty good
Hahahahahaha that good
Mohammad Ali nice one
Good one!
I saw that coming but u got me bro 😂that was good
"have you ever heard of the light show." "no." "i heard it was pretty lit
That one is good
Yesterday I was listening to music on my loudspeakers. My neighbours liked it so much........
They threw a brick through my window to hear it better!!!
i have to say this, PANDA IS THE BEST OF ALL THE DUDE PERFET MEMBER, pleeeease put him more videos.
Why did the duck get arrested
Because it was caught selling QUACK
Panda
Quack? What’s that.
MICHELLE VANASSE crack
What do prisoners use to talk to each other??
Ansewer: Cell phones!!!
Ansewer
You that spelled wrong
Word which did I say
Ansewer
What does ansewer mean?
And you eat grahamar crackers to correct your spelling
the sewer
COMMENT with a bad joke. We just might use it and shout you out in a future episode!
Whistle first
T series is better than pewdiepie
That’s my joke
Whats 1+1= window
What is the difference between a piano,tuna and a pot a glue. What. You can tuna piano but can’t tuna fish. What about the glue. I knew you would get stuck there.
what happens when fire gets mad?
It has a meltdown.
Hey i would love it if you guys used this in a future episode i would be really happy if you did. :)
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
That was a little "Horny"...
why don't cows wear bells
cuz they aren't cowbells
Luckyboy94 horns you blow in to make sound so cows use bells to make noise because their horns don’t work that’s the joke
LOL
Why can’t you have more than 239 beans in a bean soup Because if you have one more it would be too farty
My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange." I said, "No it doesn't."
@Rycool 2008 woosh:/
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha😂😂😂
Worst joke I’ve ever heard
I don't get it
Sporange rhymes with orange
@@kellyhinkle2083 same
What's the difference between a Snowman and Snowomen?
Snowballs
Original joke. Noice.
Sidemen Bad Jokes.
Lol
Dirty.
The Buendia family
Omg I was about to right that same joke
The twins going against each other is always entertaining
A blind man walks into a bar
and a chair, and a table, and people.
Have you ever seen Steve wonder’s house?
It’s ok neither has he
I thought was Helen keller
Sanjeev Ramachandran
A man walks into a bar in space
Then he realizes it’s in space and he can’t breathe and he dies
N1nja3wok22 -_- why did you like your own comment
TheGaming Shadow y not
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What's a sad person's favorite drink in the morning? Depresso
5:18 Tyler: "subtitle it?"
Me: 'subtitles it'
Subtitles: haha
*yup he really laughed and didn't clear his throat XD.*
7:22 can we get a channel just for Coby and Cory? xD
That would be the best channel ever
Before Dude Perfect started, Coby And Cory had there own channel. Then, they started to post the trickshot videos on there channel, and the rest is history
What is the tallest piece of furniture?
The bookcase. Because it has the most stories.
#ItsDavisBruning But what if there weren’t any books in it
@@pixelsgames3066 they why would u have a bookcase
*then
At my house we have a bookcase that we use to hold toys
@@pixelsgames3066 ooff
Mrs. Claus is now Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😝🤪🤣
The subtitles did say haha when Garrett laughed
I just like how Cody was laughing at his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And then panda was getting all the points 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Speaker - “Ask me if I’m a truck”
Listener - “Are you a truck?”
Speaker - “No”
f
I lold
That’s hilarious I don’t know why though
The thing is, you tried
f
🐼 Panda 🐼
You saw his hand
#TieThePie
I love panda!!!
*Reversing the car*
Ahhh this takes me back
What goes ha ha thump? A man laughing his head off
What did the traffic light say to the car /look away i am changing
Why we shouldn't trust an atom
ANSWER:Cause they make up everything 😂😂😂
love u
Make something original or go away
Your joke "What do you get from sitting on ice too long?" I thought the answer was going to be "Frost-butt" 😂
why was the math book sad
I had too many problems 😉
I had to many problems. I would say
It had to many problems
What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar?
A dollar is worth 4 quarters.
genius
Dat burrrnnnn
oof
.
Basketball fans will find this funny!
Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
Yeah, he was just going through a stage.
"Is a snowbank a thing?"
Lol your Texas is showing there Garrett.
Wanna hear a joke?
YT Rewind
Lmao
Fire joke
Hahahahaha hahahaha
Bahahahahahahahahhahahaha
It needs to get demonetized
Me: Whats the difference between a piano, tuna fish, and glue...
Me: You can Tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna...
Tyler: What about the glue...
Me: I new you'd get stuck on that.
That's sorta funny
Slight correction: What's the difference between a piano, a fish, and glue? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! (Yes I realize this comment is two years old, no I honestly don't care.)
What smells like red paint but is blue?
Blue paint
W
Lol
Nice one
Wooooow
Cory: thanks Ericha for this joke
The thousands of Ericha’s: OmG! hE sAiD mY NaME
Erica Ickes
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri tip
Melody Thieme Good one
J. R. Smith Nice 👍
what do you call a computer in the middle of the ocean?
a dell rolling in the deep
That is clever! Lol HaHa
Joke: How do you know Santa is good at Karate
Answer: Because he has a black belt
More of these with dude perfect please they are the best episodes by far
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A Roman' Catholic.
What did the cow said to his son when he went to college??
Bi-son
Damn thanks for the 4 people who liked. Really appreciate the hard work.
What’s the difference with a piano, tuna and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you cant tuna fish!
And the glue?
I knew you’d get stuck there.
Can't tuna fish... unless, of course, you play bass. :)
stole from bad dad jokes
Kanishk I didn’t make the joke. If it was from another video that’s great, I’m just trying to make people laugh 👍
i know that joke
Stole it from dad jokes
7,574,245 views????? No way. I CANT BELIVE IT. CONGRATULATIONS WHSTLE!!!!!!!!
Knock Knock
Who's there
Cows go
Cows go who
No, Cows go moo.
Not "cow go" it should be"cow say'
Then it wouldn’t rhyme
That's so funny
You got that on the back of a true moo carton
Glad to see DP back on Whistle!
Will Dude Perfect Faceoff return any time soon?
How much do pirates pay for corn?
A buck-an-ear (buccaneer)
NEVER explain the joke.
How did the tree feel when spring came?
Re-leaved
😕
Clever.
Why don’t Koala bears count as actual bears?
Because they don’t meet the Koala-fications.
ManiSaundersYT heard it to many times
Bc they r marsupials
*Gasp* the truth has been told
they dont have the right koalaifications
😂😂😂😂
What did my friend say to his crush
Are you a banana... because i find you APEELING
Vraj Patel that good
Its funny becauses that joke was on a commercial, where i am
I am actually a banana
Vraj Patel nice
So overused...
I put my car in reverse ,the story always takes me back
got one...
Job interviewer: “And where would you see yourself in five years’ time Mr. Jeffries?"
-
Me: "Personally I believe my biggest weakness is in listening."
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Why did everyone laugh at the duck when he was walking
It showed his but quack
2nd
Dude perfect inspired me to be a youtuber! One day i hope to be as big as them! I'd love everyones support! On my journey to get 2k subs!
What did the coach say to the vending machine.
CAN I HAVE MY QUARTER BACK.
#dudeperfect
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another joke
Nope
2:14
Garrett: You know man, (sighs)
I got hit in the face with a snowball recently.
Tyler: Is this a joke?!(laughs)
I died when he snatched the paper from the innocent unknowing panda 🐼
What’s a sleeping bull called? A bulldozer.
That's pretty funny.
@@iceomat idk but its kinda good😁😁😁
Huh I've seen that on a milk carton
😂😂😂😂 Classic!
A circus performer was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, she noticed several machetes in the car. "What are those for?" she asked suspiciously.
"I'm a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act."
"Well, show me then," the officer demanded.
So the man got out the machetes and started juggling them - first three, then more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back, putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.
Another car passed by. The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up drinking! Look at the test they're giving now."
I Have a joke: How did the branch become the greatest soccer player ever. He decided to STICK with it🤣
You know, jokes with punch lines are painfully funny.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Call it whatever you want, it still won't come to you :)
There are so many good jokes here and all I can say is...
‘How did Garret not get the sheep one?!’
Idk
I feel like garret was in the panda costume because when Cody did the coffee joke you can here a laugh plus garret loves coffee
What do call shoes which are silent?
SNEAKERS
Black panther
Mom I Took Out The Trash black panther copy
How did the scarecrow win the award?
He was outstanding in the fields
Why did the m&m go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie
Aaron Cook this dude came to our school who plays lacrosse said the same thing
Who was it
lol but m&ms are better than smarties
@@Eagle_heavy agreed
Aaron Cook nice one
At 6:25 You can see Panda’s hand 😅😅
Me: Want to hear a paper joke
You: sure
Me: never mind it’s tear able
You could say this as a bad joke:
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be bay-gulls (bagles)
Why did Adele cross the road
To say hello from the other side
I can't even stop laughing
This joke is way to overused
To say hello
Mmmm shhhhh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Halolaco lol
5:10 TURN ON THE CAPTIONS
How you make an octopus laugh? With Ten tickles
Siri much
Omg..its actually funny🤣