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  • @whistlesports
    @whistlesports  4 года назад +334

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    • @aspxct4641
      @aspxct4641 4 года назад +3

      Whistle why did they just comment this

    • @BurgerKingFootLettuce
      @BurgerKingFootLettuce 4 года назад +4

      We want next part

    • @atlasmaike492
      @atlasmaike492 4 года назад +1

      Next

    • @shanechurilla
      @shanechurilla 4 года назад +4

      What do you call a cow with no eyes?
      No eye deer.
      What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
      Still no eye deer.

    • @RMFCfan137
      @RMFCfan137 4 года назад +2

      I’m going for the most disliked comment on RUclips

  • @thewizard-edits
    @thewizard-edits 4 года назад +1211

    Cory: I will go first.
    Coby: I will let you go first.
    Cory: I don’t need your permission.
    Coby: You just received it.

  • @biscuitboy8660
    @biscuitboy8660 5 лет назад +679

    Which part of a candy sings the best?
    THE WRAPPER

  • @samdanilyuk9940
    @samdanilyuk9940 4 года назад +415

    I checked the subtitles and Garrett did say “haha”

    • @romangriffin4111
      @romangriffin4111 4 года назад +6

      I can confirm that I have the subtitles button to prove it

    • @gavinschneider4461
      @gavinschneider4461 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @abigailrichards9960
      @abigailrichards9960 3 года назад +3

      If you were doing it in Swedish it would be haha, but then translate to English using Google Translate, then it is lol. Ty's top 10 is Tres Mal!!!!

    • @MrRandom_1
      @MrRandom_1 3 года назад +2

      I checked it to and it said haha

    • @husenmanahl5352
      @husenmanahl5352 3 года назад +1

      @@romangriffin4111 u:yd

  • @omega_physk0146
    @omega_physk0146 4 года назад +195

    John: Want to hear a construction joke?
    Alex: sure
    John: I’m still working on it

  • @daforkray3915
    @daforkray3915 5 лет назад +130

    6:25 look at pandas arm *EXPOSED*

  • @kadenpeterson5749
    @kadenpeterson5749 5 лет назад +1242

    My friend David got his ID stolen.
    Now he's just plain Dav.

  • @athena706
    @athena706 4 года назад +585

    Tyler: "Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?"
    People in 2020: "Because there wasn't any toilet paper in the first place"

  • @rnmsop6647
    @rnmsop6647 4 года назад +42

    "Knock knock."
    "Who's there?"
    "Doris."
    "Doris who?"
    "Doris locked, that why im knocking"

  • @derekchen1788
    @derekchen1788 5 лет назад +53

    1:03 lol I love how garret said ,”is he okay?”

  • @impact.542
    @impact.542 5 лет назад +440

    I don’t usually tell Dad jokes. But when I do, he usually laughs
    OMG thank you for the likes you guys and girls made my day. And Whistle Sports ❤️ my comment. Gotta subscribe and hit the bell 🔔. ❤️❤️❤️😭😭😊

    • @JRSmith-cc5ui
      @JRSmith-cc5ui 5 лет назад +4

      What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

    • @dylansasena6212
      @dylansasena6212 5 лет назад +2

      J. R. Smith original btw

    • @justplainjosh
      @justplainjosh 5 лет назад +2

      @Goldenite 15 ba dum ch

    • @williamli9670
      @williamli9670 5 лет назад

      Everyone’s copying the sidemen jokes they used

    • @impact.542
      @impact.542 5 лет назад

      Let’s get some more joke in. 😁🤘👍

  • @wesleymillar1063
    @wesleymillar1063 4 года назад +32

    Coby: That was embarrassing. You cannot laugh at this.
    Cory: I can and I will- I won't.
    Coby: Wow...

  • @eileenyoung7626
    @eileenyoung7626 4 года назад +31

    I got a new boomerang for Christmas. I tried to throw out my old one but it kept coming back

  • @colepark3r
    @colepark3r 5 лет назад +103

    7:22 Having siblings: Displayed in 7seconds of verbal warfare.

    • @thatonedude7420
      @thatonedude7420 5 лет назад +1

      I have sisters and I can confirm that this is true

  • @anton3623
    @anton3623 5 лет назад +905

    What did the Guy who made the knock knock Joke get?
    The No-Bell prize

  • @leoncogaming
    @leoncogaming 4 года назад +22

    What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

  • @IceDragon-wl9pz
    @IceDragon-wl9pz 4 года назад +86

    6:34
    if you lose to closely you can hear muffled laughing under Cody’s laugh, did panda actually make a sound for once!?

    • @adrey2149
      @adrey2149 4 года назад +1

      Gaming Pals212 yeah I hear it!

    • @jayronsandoval6963
      @jayronsandoval6963 3 года назад +1

      I was going to type the same thing in chat I herd it when he said that joke

    • @pleasehelpmegetto100subswi4
      @pleasehelpmegetto100subswi4 3 года назад +1

      Haha! Maybe!

    • @anaylawate2114
      @anaylawate2114 3 года назад

      Yes. It sounded like ty

    • @spiderpig2518
      @spiderpig2518 3 года назад

      @@anaylawate2114 Maybe ty was out of camera view and he cupped his hand over his mouth and laughed

  • @killerguy655
    @killerguy655 5 лет назад +254

    What did the pirate get on his report card?
    Seven Cs!

    • @nba2klivemobilemaster923
      @nba2klivemobilemaster923 5 лет назад

      BlitZ & Ice nice

    • @susanpaulin8089
      @susanpaulin8089 5 лет назад

      I have to do with DAD

    • @dachucksta7389
      @dachucksta7389 5 лет назад

      What do you call a guy that has no arms and no legs that sits on a bush
      Berry

    • @GARails
      @GARails 5 лет назад

      That took me a minute

    • @PuffyKat
      @PuffyKat 5 лет назад

      BlitZ & Ice what did the pirate get on his report
      Card?
      F-

  • @GrantYT18
    @GrantYT18 5 лет назад +643

    RIP boiled water you will be mist...

    • @GrantYT18
      @GrantYT18 5 лет назад +2

      ayyyyy

    • @erikaho1857
      @erikaho1857 5 лет назад +2

      @@GrantYT18 that's just not what mist is. It's evaporated water changing from a liquid to a gaseous state of matter.

    • @GrantYT18
      @GrantYT18 5 лет назад +3

      @@erikaho1857 Ik it wasn't my joke though it was my teacher's

    • @impact.542
      @impact.542 5 лет назад +1

      Lol 😂

    • @aedanmayschak5827
      @aedanmayschak5827 5 лет назад +2

      @@erikaho1857 such a smartass you know what he meant lmao

  • @Witch_Blair
    @Witch_Blair 11 месяцев назад +11

    The twins going against each other is always entertaining

  • @cmdr.meiloorun1226
    @cmdr.meiloorun1226 4 года назад +46

    "Is 'snowbank' a thing?" Says the man from Texas.😂

  • @christopherrussell4285
    @christopherrussell4285 5 лет назад +574

    - “you’re familiar with our parents”
    - “I am”
    I hope I’m not the only one who found this hysterical

  • @rachelb5415
    @rachelb5415 5 лет назад +11

    Panda:
    Their pet... we think? - Dude Perfect - Very quiet
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @andrewthomas7109
    @andrewthomas7109 Год назад +5

    "Is a snowbank a thing?"
    Lol your Texas is showing there Garrett.

  • @TechnicalTim-oj5vv
    @TechnicalTim-oj5vv 4 года назад +31

    Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
    Yeah he pasta way

    • @superturd2813
      @superturd2813 3 года назад

      That is a good one

    • @rumaan868
      @rumaan868 3 года назад

      @@superturd2813 wtf no it isnt

  • @Griffinburtt
    @Griffinburtt 5 лет назад +533

    Why was tigger looking in the toilet
    He was looking for Pooh

  • @jackmcdonnell4624
    @jackmcdonnell4624 5 лет назад +45

    What is a wind turbine's favorite kind of music?
    Well, he's a huge metal fan.

  • @dano5780
    @dano5780 4 года назад +9

    I put my car in reverse ,the story always takes me back

  • @adapt7316
    @adapt7316 3 года назад +22

    Cory: thanks Ericha for this joke
    The thousands of Ericha’s: OmG! hE sAiD mY NaME

  • @redandroid526
    @redandroid526 5 лет назад +377

    what do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
    a can't opener

  • @evaefendy4080
    @evaefendy4080 5 лет назад +520

    i have a joke
    what did benjamin franklin say when he found electricity?
    nothing,he was in shock.

    • @muntherasad5587
      @muntherasad5587 5 лет назад

      eva efendy lol

    • @ava__O11509
      @ava__O11509 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @killerkelzs1973
      @killerkelzs1973 4 года назад

      Wait whats the joke and the joke is not funny :>)

    • @sithblr
      @sithblr 4 года назад

      Hah

    • @weeveeteevee149
      @weeveeteevee149 4 года назад +3

      wasn't it Thomas edition who discovered electricity? or was he just the light bulb

  • @ayshamahir501
    @ayshamahir501 4 года назад +4

    5:18 Tyler: "subtitle it?"
    Me: 'subtitles it'
    Subtitles: haha
    *yup he really laughed and didn't clear his throat XD.*

  • @cspable
    @cspable 3 года назад +5

    Your joke "What do you get from sitting on ice too long?" I thought the answer was going to be "Frost-butt" 😂

  • @tobbielopez9545
    @tobbielopez9545 5 лет назад +734

    What do you call the security guards of Samsung?
    The guardians of the galaxy

  • @tykuresa22
    @tykuresa22 5 лет назад +29

    *Reversing the car*
    Ahhh this takes me back

  • @kalesvlogs4894
    @kalesvlogs4894 3 года назад +3

    5:10 TURN ON THE CAPTIONS

  • @tanmaymehta21
    @tanmaymehta21 3 года назад +4

    At 6:25 You can see Panda’s hand 😅😅

  • @caseypatten496
    @caseypatten496 5 лет назад +3072

    I got fired from the bank today, this lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

    • @colem949
      @colem949 5 лет назад +29

      Good one lol

    • @fletcherklug3280
      @fletcherklug3280 5 лет назад +21

      Did you get that from JK studios? It's really hilarious isn't it?!

    • @theforknut2415
      @theforknut2415 5 лет назад +9

      Funny but if it is real then it feels bad

    • @nahil0
      @nahil0 5 лет назад +4

      Casey Patten I get it

    • @Noneblue39
      @Noneblue39 5 лет назад +1

      i dont get it

  • @zenn._.596
    @zenn._.596 5 лет назад +47

    "have you ever heard of the light show." "no." "i heard it was pretty lit

    • @alan-1768
      @alan-1768 4 года назад

      That one is good

  • @OmaruVal
    @OmaruVal 2 года назад +1

    i have to say this, PANDA IS THE BEST OF ALL THE DUDE PERFET MEMBER, pleeeease put him more videos.

  • @claytonjohnpeak
    @claytonjohnpeak 4 года назад +6

    7:50
    Foreshadowing to the eyebrow removal

  • @SketchyMS
    @SketchyMS 5 лет назад +666

    What is Thanos' favourite social media platform?
    Snapchat.

  • @davisbruning3589
    @davisbruning3589 5 лет назад +553

    Why do cows wear bells?
    Because their horns don't work.

    • @Cy_Ma
      @Cy_Ma 4 года назад +10

      That was a little "Horny"...

    • @fangswithblades9123
      @fangswithblades9123 4 года назад +2

      why don't cows wear bells
      cuz they aren't cowbells

    • @jeffmacilraithify
      @jeffmacilraithify 4 года назад

      Luckyboy94 horns you blow in to make sound so cows use bells to make noise because their horns don’t work that’s the joke

    • @kellyhinkle2083
      @kellyhinkle2083 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @ggameykrofcheck1650
      @ggameykrofcheck1650 4 года назад

      Why can’t you have more than 239 beans in a bean soup Because if you have one more it would be too farty

  • @emmaoliver8768
    @emmaoliver8768 2 года назад +10

    I just like how Cody was laughing at his own jokes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    And then panda was getting all the points 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  • @Kaidowaidonuhuh
    @Kaidowaidonuhuh 2 года назад +2

    I feel like garret was in the panda costume because when Cody did the coffee joke you can here a laugh plus garret loves coffee

  • @harrisonduncan6396
    @harrisonduncan6396 5 лет назад +178

    Why did the duck get arrested
    Because it was caught selling QUACK

  • @haileytrifan6816
    @haileytrifan6816 5 лет назад +24

    What goes ha ha thump? A man laughing his head off

  • @jesusislord9439
    @jesusislord9439 3 года назад +4

    More of these with dude perfect please they are the best episodes by far

  • @ryanmckenna9330
    @ryanmckenna9330 4 года назад +2

    0:23 "You Betcha!!!" Like the Overtime Segment!!!!!

  • @Santheman524
    @Santheman524 5 лет назад +346

    A blind man walks into a bar
    and a chair, and a table, and people.

    • @michaelrusso5404
      @michaelrusso5404 5 лет назад +11

      Have you ever seen Steve wonder’s house?
      It’s ok neither has he

    • @bradenprice9516
      @bradenprice9516 5 лет назад

      I thought was Helen keller

    • @warlaak
      @warlaak 5 лет назад +5

      Sanjeev Ramachandran
      A man walks into a bar in space
      Then he realizes it’s in space and he can’t breathe and he dies

    • @oilhaslamavichgimofski
      @oilhaslamavichgimofski 5 лет назад

      N1nja3wok22 -_- why did you like your own comment

    • @warlaak
      @warlaak 5 лет назад +3

      TheGaming Shadow y not

  • @tegbirsingh1340
    @tegbirsingh1340 5 лет назад +65

    Yesterday I was listening to music on my loudspeakers. My neighbours liked it so much........
    They threw a brick through my window to hear it better!!!

  • @Morgan_equestrian
    @Morgan_equestrian 4 года назад +5

    If you decide to do another one of these you should use this for Cory
    What did the mountain climber call his son?
    Cliff

  • @thomasroutt380
    @thomasroutt380 3 года назад +3

    I love it when the twins go up against each other

  • @benphelps3398
    @benphelps3398 5 лет назад +47

    What's a sad person's favorite drink in the morning? Depresso

  • @mrlolerachilles8623
    @mrlolerachilles8623 5 лет назад +49

    What did the traffic light say to the car /look away i am changing

  • @ryanurbano9575
    @ryanurbano9575 2 года назад +1

    2:14
    Garrett: You know man, (sighs)
    I got hit in the face with a snowball recently.
    Tyler: Is this a joke?!(laughs)

  • @MK-in5qp
    @MK-in5qp 4 года назад +2

    6:35 you can hear panda laugh and say, " Good One" haha

  • @davisbruning3589
    @davisbruning3589 5 лет назад +139

    What is the tallest piece of furniture?
    The bookcase. Because it has the most stories.

  • @finnbacon
    @finnbacon 4 года назад +131

    7:22 can we get a channel just for Coby and Cory? xD

    • @tadhg2554
      @tadhg2554 3 года назад +4

      That would be the best channel ever

    • @ReviewGamesIsTerrible
      @ReviewGamesIsTerrible 3 года назад +1

      Before Dude Perfect started, Coby And Cory had there own channel. Then, they started to post the trickshot videos on there channel, and the rest is history

  • @puppycakes9055
    @puppycakes9055 4 года назад +2

    why cant i put an eye on you at christmas,cause im eye-skating

  • @kghsoccer1876
    @kghsoccer1876 5 лет назад +213

    What smells like red paint but is blue?
    Blue paint

  • @janeschroeder4855
    @janeschroeder4855 5 лет назад +199

    What do prisoners use to talk to each other??
    Ansewer: Cell phones!!!

  • @doubleduecebrad
    @doubleduecebrad 4 года назад +13

    Knock knock “who’s there” “dishes” “dishes who?” “Dishes a nice place you got here”

  • @cereusmedia.
    @cereusmedia. Год назад +2

    6:35 I heard a muffled laugh in the panda suit and all the dudes laughs are very distinctive. It sounded a bit like Garret but I doubt it was him. I’m sure whoever is in the panda suit is not a hired mascot and the dudes probably switch into the costumes in between takes or have someone else go in it.

  • @thebuendiafamily1645
    @thebuendiafamily1645 5 лет назад +201

    What's the difference between a Snowman and Snowomen?
    Snowballs

  • @devkikumar8423
    @devkikumar8423 5 лет назад +128

    why was the math book sad
    I had too many problems 😉

    • @ryans4116
      @ryans4116 4 года назад +2

      I had to many problems. I would say
      It had to many problems

  • @EJgame-wd2kr
    @EJgame-wd2kr 25 дней назад +1

    I Have a joke: How did the branch become the greatest soccer player ever. He decided to STICK with it🤣

  • @ellasarver613
    @ellasarver613 4 года назад +1

    dude your jokes are so perfect

  • @jolienguyen4854
    @jolienguyen4854 5 лет назад +7

    Mrs. Claus is now Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦😝🤪🤣
    The subtitles did say haha when Garrett laughed

  • @vijayart
    @vijayart 5 лет назад +57

    How did the tree feel when spring came?
    Re-leaved

  • @dawqinseason115
    @dawqinseason115 4 года назад +1

    3:08
    Garret:Why Dupont aliens celebrate Christmas?
    Me:because they cant get out of area 51??

  • @crazeaters1646
    @crazeaters1646 4 года назад +1

    What did the chicken say when it crossed the road?
    Nothing they can’t talk
    Haha

  • @foilmayhemdevil4308
    @foilmayhemdevil4308 5 лет назад +112

    What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
    “Do you smell carrots?”

  • @kghsoccer1876
    @kghsoccer1876 5 лет назад +41

    How much do pirates pay for corn?
    A buck-an-ear (buccaneer)

  • @comradeorange1645
    @comradeorange1645 4 года назад +68

    I have one: say 'I'm a man" after each sentence
    I went to the barber
    I saw a girl
    I bought her a drink
    I took her home
    She whispered in my ear

  • @Jakkman-gg5it
    @Jakkman-gg5it 7 месяцев назад

    It’s not a holiday one but “ what did the stoplight say to the cars?” “Look away I’m changing.”

  • @alexoutcalt3916
    @alexoutcalt3916 4 года назад +282

    My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange." I said, "No it doesn't."

  • @sahulgill6528
    @sahulgill6528 5 лет назад +52

    What did the cow said to his son when he went to college??
    Bi-son
    Damn thanks for the 4 people who liked. Really appreciate the hard work.

  • @daniellebatchelor7078
    @daniellebatchelor7078 4 года назад +1

    What did the French fry give to the hamburger as a wedding gift an onion ring😆🤣Mykara

  • @dayanadiaz4568
    @dayanadiaz4568 4 года назад +5

    8:59 cobys voice changed

  • @DuncanSmith
    @DuncanSmith 5 лет назад +191

    🐼 Panda 🐼

  • @lucastocks4783
    @lucastocks4783 5 лет назад +264

    Yesterday I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
    She seemed surprised.

  • @gaminghighlights2481
    @gaminghighlights2481 3 года назад +3

    2:07 I think he was trying to make Tyler laugh 😂

  • @satuhummasti1183
    @satuhummasti1183 4 года назад

    Love you guys

  • @PolicyPointers
    @PolicyPointers 4 года назад +7

    6:34 WE COULD HEAR PANDA LAUGH!!!!!!!

  • @conairehorgan2456
    @conairehorgan2456 5 лет назад +92

    What’s the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar?
    A dollar is worth 4 quarters.

  • @matildaeatsbirds9181
    @matildaeatsbirds9181 4 года назад +12

    Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of yarn? Answer: It had a litter of mittens!

  • @neoandreimananes2247
    @neoandreimananes2247 3 года назад

    Moreee dude perfect bad jokes!

  • @spyc3311
    @spyc3311 5 лет назад +118

    Did you hear about the actor that fell through the floor?
    Yeah, he was just going through a stage.

  • @sourcan8664
    @sourcan8664 5 лет назад +257

    Wanna hear a joke?
    YT Rewind

  • @gods1149
    @gods1149 4 года назад +3

    The cheap hair removal joke made me laugh so much

  • @elisabethparks5598
    @elisabethparks5598 4 года назад +5

    What is Cory’s and Cody’s bad gift ?
    I thought Coby was going to lose I don't think l have ever seen Cory laugh.I thought Coby would have laughed more.
    Cory can you laugh more please.

  • @bread7865
    @bread7865 5 лет назад +24

    I read a book about helium
    I couldn't put it down

  • @hiraahmadshaikh9741
    @hiraahmadshaikh9741 5 лет назад +31

    Why we shouldn't trust an atom
    ANSWER:Cause they make up everything 😂😂😂

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 года назад +9

    the twins are such a good example of being able to deliver a joke and not

  • @NotherButter
    @NotherButter 4 года назад +5

    What did the snowman feel like when his friends ignored him
    He was getting the cold shoulder.

  • @ZachChoi
    @ZachChoi 5 лет назад +731

    My dad should be in this video, he’s got tons of bad jokes

    • @daphnekujo3543
      @daphnekujo3543 5 лет назад +9

      HI ZACH CHOI ASMR!!! I love to watch your videos😍

    • @itsheath2157
      @itsheath2157 3 года назад +6

      I don’t watch ur videos or ASMR but man does that food look good

    • @peekd
      @peekd 3 года назад +3

      like you?

    • @Alpha-il7lr
      @Alpha-il7lr 3 года назад +1

      Hey zach

    • @toptennoob4568
      @toptennoob4568 3 года назад +3

      Who thought zach choi would be here?

  • @ricardocordova1318
    @ricardocordova1318 5 лет назад +153

    Speaker - “Ask me if I’m a truck”
    Listener - “Are you a truck?”
    Speaker - “No”

  • @oji69
    @oji69 3 года назад

    these dudes are so funny OML

  • @kayleerhoderick3763
    @kayleerhoderick3763 2 года назад +1

    I would like y'all to make more of these videos🐐:-)