Whoever wrote these Dialogues deserves a raise…

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @opulenthalo
    @opulenthalo  Год назад +798

    I stream on Twitch now... Link in Bio
    How many of these have you heard in Halo Infinite?

    • @JFOJEDI117
      @JFOJEDI117 Год назад +35

      To tell you the truth every one was ded in like 30 seconds so I really never got to hear these. I don't take survivors.

    • @nick33ee
      @nick33ee Год назад +20

      i never hear dialogue.
      i see. i shoot. end of story.

    • @115spt2
      @115spt2 Год назад +14

      Not enough I'm afraid, Halo infinite's campaign is good but it just doesn't have enough level variety so I tend to not replay it much.
      Give me a grapple Hook in the MCC and oh boy....I'd be screaming in joy.

    • @Richard-iv3ii
      @Richard-iv3ii Год назад +3

      They are goofy and make me giggle. I have seen only little compared to this. Just their banter is funny.

    • @kylemccormack1785
      @kylemccormack1785 Год назад +1

      Not many, I stopped playing that trash game about a week after it came out.

  • @Richard-iv3ii
    @Richard-iv3ii Год назад +5861

    The elites saying shut up to the jackals after 1 sentence but not to the grunts after 40 essays really shows how much the grunt rebellion impacted everyone. Also its just middle child and youngest child favoritism.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 Год назад +771

      the jackals are kinda jackasses though, the grunts are just annoying. the grunts always know their place they just whine about being afraid or having to be there. the jackals however have a tendency to push their luck with the authority and have a deep resentment against elites. thats why they clash with the elites so much is that ever since they were forced into the covenant basically at gunpoint they wanted to go their way, but were forced into the empire
      jackals resent the elites authority over them even more after the official covenant empire is dissolved, the grunts however are just as cowardly and anxious as they have always been within the covenant society.

    • @Richard-iv3ii
      @Richard-iv3ii Год назад +110

      @@sovietunion7643 I thought they where mercenaries.

    • @sovietunion7643
      @sovietunion7643 Год назад +303

      @@Richard-iv3ii no the jackals basically only joined because the alternative was to be executed as pirates (which they were)

    • @davidh429
      @davidh429 Год назад +163

      Jackals are both mercenaries and pirates some do both some do just one. Some of the banished were forced, others paid, others are temporary allied.

    • @Orinslayer
      @Orinslayer Год назад +86

      @@Richard-iv3ii they are all mercenaries in halo infinite. Every banished member is just a paid killer.

  • @DPham1
    @DPham1 Год назад +1374

    * Plasma pistol floats in air *
    "The demon is still nearby!"

  • @lachlanmckinnie1406
    @lachlanmckinnie1406 Год назад +1392

    I still fondly remember from Halo: Combat Evolved, when you hit a grunt with a plasma grenade:
    "Oh no, not again!"

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys Год назад +182

      Reminds me of reach, where if you get stuck with a plasma grenade in the campgaign, theres a chance noble six will let out a disappointed "aww" right before it explodes

    • @gusy1902
      @gusy1902 Год назад +25

      @@CrazyDutchguys ooh, I remember that!

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja Год назад +43

      If he survived a previous time for there to be an again, they should be fine.

    • @JohnDoe-id5ih
      @JohnDoe-id5ih Год назад +22

      The Chipps Dubbo of grunts

    • @DigitalApex
      @DigitalApex Год назад +39

      @@CrazyDutchguys If you use Chief's voice for firefight, if you get stuck you hear Steve Downes just let out a depressed sigh right before you explode

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Год назад +2264

    Wow, they really went all out for the enemy idle dialogue. It reminds me a lot of the line from the Halo Wars units. They really gave the Banished a lot of personality with the dialogue, shame you almost never hear them over all of them being dead before they get a chance to say it.

    • @JFOJEDI117
      @JFOJEDI117 Год назад +21

      I know right

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt Год назад +77

      My favorite still stands as a Marine saying: "Jul Mduma called! He said I'm Dead Because I suck!"

    • @charlesmaclellan8124
      @charlesmaclellan8124 Год назад +9

      ​@RandoGrunt I heard that my first play through! One of my favorites, but sad because he was set up to be a big bad theifh Sparan Ops in Halo 4, and killed instantly in the first mission of Halo 5.

    • @ElronHumpperdink
      @ElronHumpperdink Год назад +9

      Should have more missions of stealth that have you organically come across these situations.
      I could never sneak up on some of these. Plus I’m aggro haha

    • @TranscendentalMindX
      @TranscendentalMindX 10 месяцев назад +4

      This dialogue is called going "all out" to you...?

  • @trop1cal_waff1es
    @trop1cal_waff1es Год назад +663

    Im not even joking, a grunt can say “Mom said its my turn on the xbox”, i saw it happen to brother it was the funniest thing

    • @RandoGrunt
      @RandoGrunt Год назад +71

      I remember hearing a Grunt Mule a long while back exclaiming something about ordering his guns online. Guess gotta delve back into the campaign to find it again lol.

    • @ShadowStrike946
      @ShadowStrike946 Год назад +21

      Lmao right, right in the middle of fighting it's the most random thing 🤣🤣 I first heard w/ my cousin when we played co op when the winter update came out and it was the funniest thing 😆😆

    • @TheDalisama
      @TheDalisama Год назад +15

      There's a skull that adds dialog like that. I'd guess he had that enabled.

    • @ShadowStrike946
      @ShadowStrike946 Год назад +6

      @@TheDalisama that would make sense, first time I was playing w/ that skull

    • @DotffJ
      @DotffJ Год назад +12

      @@TheDalisama IWHBYD? To my knowledge it doesn’t add dialogue, just makes the silly ones ALOT more common

  • @iKiwed
    @iKiwed Год назад +888

    In Italian one of the marines said a joke about how to engage the enemies and the joke was incredibly specific about a comic trio’s movie from early 2000’s and that got me off guard

    • @mcarlinod
      @mcarlinod Год назад

      Ti sfilo la colonna vertebrale e mi suono l'adagio di albinoni

    • @darlingfascistbullyboy
      @darlingfascistbullyboy Год назад +2

      What movie is this, & may I ask what was the line as well?

    • @kekelordx_x4197
      @kekelordx_x4197 Год назад +55

      Aldo Giovanni & Giacomo?

    • @biturb0br0s53
      @biturb0br0s53 Год назад +1

      Timestamp?

    • @iKiwed
      @iKiwed Год назад +4

      @@kekelordx_x4197 Yes

  • @tom_hopeless4800
    @tom_hopeless4800 Год назад +325

    “Spartan? You there? You still mad? OH NOOOO!”

    • @Wwclips-Weee
      @Wwclips-Weee Год назад +17

      * Gravity Hammer noise *

    • @AltLocket
      @AltLocket Год назад +10

      "OOOHHHH NOOO I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN THESE ON!!!"

    • @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan
      @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan 8 месяцев назад

      @@AltLocket "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @zhaocanwu8729
      @zhaocanwu8729 5 месяцев назад +1

      SPARTAN, YOU ME HAND TO HAND.GLADIATOR STYLE! LETS DO IT *dies to a melee attack*

  • @TheShapingSickness
    @TheShapingSickness Год назад +572

    My favorite one was when I killed a grunt and an elite said something like oh no he killed a grunt now we're doomed 😂

    • @HarrHunt
      @HarrHunt 9 месяцев назад +7

      I literally laughed when I read these lines.

  • @passerby1200
    @passerby1200 Год назад +223

    Love that grunts are either entirely over confident, or all too aware of their purpose as meat shields.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 11 месяцев назад +2

      With absolutely no in between lol

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 8 месяцев назад +4

      It's worth pointing out that grunts are only meat shields when up against a spartan, or maybe an ODST. They're not especially quick or agile, and a lack of adequate training renders them tactically inept. But they're actually quite intelligent, have wickedly strong upper body strength, and they're only a little shorter, and much heavier, than the average marine.
      Add to this the fact that even a plasma pistol, the smallest and simplest of covenant plasma weapons, is still far more deadly than almost anything carried by a marine.
      Playing as a super soldier makes these guys seem comparatively pathetic. In reality they are a very real threat in battle.

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@naverilllang they are like the B2 Battledroid in that sense when you are a jedi you cut through them like nothing but play republic commando and you see just how deadly they are

  • @BrickyMySticky
    @BrickyMySticky Год назад +1230

    This was the best part of infinite, I’ve recorded so many hilarious lines and I’m discovering more every day!

    • @Daginni1
      @Daginni1 Год назад +26

      The Banished troops were the best part of Infinite for sure. The story, and singular area of a massive halo ring you are confined to? Not so much.

    • @BalrogSlayer00
      @BalrogSlayer00 Год назад +8

      Have you played Shadow of War? The Orcs were amazing in their dialogues and personalities.

    • @xXswagy0l0blazeit420
      @xXswagy0l0blazeit420 Год назад +8

      @@BalrogSlayer00 when I played those games, I swear I never heard a single repeated voice line. Underrated gems

    • @toringmort4231
      @toringmort4231 Год назад

      @@Daginni1 kts

    • @Solarius1983
      @Solarius1983 Год назад +3

      @@Daginni1 bro, you can't unironically have this take

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt Год назад +433

    I'm going to miss Joe Staten not voicing the grunts in the next re-campaign of Halo as he's going back to Microsoft, he brings such fun to their voices and dialogue lol. Especially the Grunt on the Banished Radio running commentary.
    I still love it when all the enemies and marines bring up Craig the Brute

    • @themacintoshnerd
      @themacintoshnerd Год назад +23

      He was able to voice them in Halo 5. He’ll probably be voicing the grunts again.

    • @4realm8rusirius
      @4realm8rusirius Год назад +20

      Campaigns are not coming soon so there is time to get him on board

    • @MetaITurtle
      @MetaITurtle Год назад +6

      He was always the voice of the Grunts even when he left for Destiny

    • @blueguy2128
      @blueguy2128 Год назад

      ​@Karazola are you stupid? 😂 "Trendy to shit on 343" get tf out of here white knight dick weed. Infinite is complete dog shit. Thr issues were NOT fixed, its still bugged to absolute fuck

    • @blueguy2128
      @blueguy2128 Год назад +2

      @Karazola no game breaking 😂 the aiming is wonky asf one moment you land a shot the next u miss, "walking" may as well be jogging but with a stupid slippery ice feeling, hit registration is shit, idk wat it's called but its like lag but unrelated to internet where people just fuckinb teleport and shit, load times are absurd, the game crashes or just wont load at all, some guns like the bulldog and the Forerunner shotgun thing are inconsistent as shit. Some people never experienced anythinh, but most did and im one of those who can't even play this fuckinh FILTH because it just isn't fun and nothinh works properly.

  • @tokageki
    @tokageki Год назад +48

    I love that they scripted legit enemy conversations based on player action. Not just a one off line, but also a response to said one off line. Splendid.

  • @jamfilledjars
    @jamfilledjars Год назад +71

    Favourite line of dialogue I’ve heard from any Halo game wasn’t even a game made by Bungie, lol. Halo Wars marines had this one line that was simply, “work hard, play hard, die young!”, and for whatever reason it stuck with me for a decade and a half.

    • @Tonatheos
      @Tonatheos 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same lmao. Ensemble studios was the best

  • @shadowofdread7018
    @shadowofdread7018 Год назад +18

    0:16
    When you’re out barhopping but your social battery is drained and your drunk friends ask where you all should go next

  • @Arborvitar
    @Arborvitar Год назад +188

    I love Infinite’s enemy dialogue, probably best in the series.

  • @Iskelderon
    @Iskelderon Год назад +333

    When the story writers only phone it in, it's good to know that at least the dialogue writers are worth their money.

    • @morphingninja
      @morphingninja Год назад +14

      Or the dialogue writers were having so much fun that the story writers joined in and neglected the story.

    • @blackrose8418
      @blackrose8418 Год назад +18

      Um the story was great though

    • @dinosaurbros8908
      @dinosaurbros8908 Год назад +2

      ​@@blackrose8418 thank you

    • @JohnDoe-id5ih
      @JohnDoe-id5ih Год назад +2

      Story was good. Multiplayer ruined the game and campaign needs DLC

    • @joshuawilliams9247
      @joshuawilliams9247 Год назад +3

      @@blackrose8418the overall plot was ass, but it had amazing character moments… and one that was weird and felt out of character. Also escharum is extremely annoying and the banished as a faction is uninteresting

  • @NoName-sv6iy
    @NoName-sv6iy Год назад +37

    Imagine being the banished seeing a floating white plasma pistol following you around and going yup just another day on Zeta Halo

  • @migueljuarez2744
    @migueljuarez2744 Год назад +47

    There's one where a marine will mistaken Tartarus with Tartar sauce

    • @flyingdoggo9887
      @flyingdoggo9887 Год назад +6

      did he _really_ mistake him though?

    • @matthewmorvillo8662
      @matthewmorvillo8662 5 месяцев назад

      I like to imagine Stitch from Lilo and Stitch hear him say that.

  • @SLDFSpectreSix
    @SLDFSpectreSix Год назад +14

    "Can we stand down from being alert now??"
    "Yeah, there's nobody... I gotta calm down.."
    I now feel bad we gave the little guys anxiety lmao

  • @noneedtoknow07
    @noneedtoknow07 Год назад +54

    Feel that in any game that allows you even the possibility of the stealth approach you need to have funny dialogues like this.

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 10 месяцев назад

      I know! I frankly WISH we had the ability to cloak as a permenant thing to use. Plus, actually being able to stealth for the entirety of a mission/campaign ala Spartaned Solid Snake would be sick as hell!

    • @noneedtoknow07
      @noneedtoknow07 10 месяцев назад

      @@shcdemolisher Might be an option if they ever attempt an ODST or normal human perspective again.
      Use stealth and equipment to survive on your own. And SPI armor can be an endgame pick up.

  • @agentmaryland1239
    @agentmaryland1239 Год назад +26

    You know, I don't remember units interacting with one another in dialogue before. So it's interesting to hear them kind of respond to one another.

  • @Capum5
    @Capum5 Год назад +25

    The Grunts random dialogue, and the speaker tower grunt, were legitimately my favorite bits of the game. They were just so incredibly good. My favorite is a Grunt shouting "OH NO, I DIDN'T MEAN TO TURN THESE ON!" as he charges you with two lit plasma grenades.

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher 10 месяцев назад +1

      My favorite of that one is: “I HAVE TWO GRENADES, AND THEY ARE BOTH! FOR! YOU!!!” *BOOM*

    • @vtemporal
      @vtemporal 6 месяцев назад +1

      One of the things the grunts said while I was in the middle of fighting was that chief was “dead” or they got the chief. No, I wasn’t dead.

  • @warwickknight3247
    @warwickknight3247 Год назад +12

    "Quiet, I do not socialize with those of your ilk!"
    The SASS in that line is amazing
    Elite next gonna be like "How am I suppose to survive, chant and breed in these conditions?"

  • @Helloyousilverdevil
    @Helloyousilverdevil Год назад +22

    The Elites are really well balanced between their ultra-religious-nerd-shakespeare-level dialogues in H2 and H3, and the more guttural+cool deep voice sounds of Halo CE.
    Honestly great- keeps fans of CE/Reach happy (like me) and H2/3/ODST also happy at the same time.

  • @aadenpatch5632
    @aadenpatch5632 Год назад +55

    halo infinite easily has my favorite enemys there animations are great and the dialogue is amazing

  • @fattalmints9743
    @fattalmints9743 Год назад +17

    loved the one where the grunt tells the elite to keep up made me cry lol

  • @Green-IV
    @Green-IV Год назад +82

    Id be happy asf if they were to bring back some of the grit from 2/3. Make them battle hardened beasts; have some elite/classes speak in their native tongue when theyre pissed off/in combat, and English in their typical dialogue, maybe they solely speak Sangheili when around other Sangheili AI? I dont wanna pretend this is all easily said-and-done but a man can dream

    • @captainuseless2120
      @captainuseless2120 Год назад +11

      Honestly. It would be cool to have a more stealth focused Halo game where you're infiltrating Covenant bases and can listen in on enemy conversations, with the option to have them speak Sangheili with English subtitles.

    • @Sonilotos
      @Sonilotos Год назад +20

      That's actually a great idea
      "Silence Kig Ya-"
      **Gets shot**
      "AWOOBOMUNCKU! WORT WORT WORT"

    • @JOGA_Wills
      @JOGA_Wills Год назад +2

      Yeah man I haven't played since halo 4 and listening to this, they all sound a lil cartoonish to me.

    • @BiomechanicalBrick
      @BiomechanicalBrick Год назад +6

      have we played the same 2/3? this is basically the same.

    • @Green-IV
      @Green-IV Год назад +2

      ​@@BiomechanicalBrick In my invalid opinion: the 3 elites honestly just felt beefier than 2. And they had more freedom in their dialogue/backgrounds. An appropriate change that didnt alter the entire game *cough* 343 *COUGHING INTENSIFIES* but also allowed for improvement and upgrades/growth

  • @sharpyfps2236
    @sharpyfps2236 Год назад +5

    Just imagine what the grunt must have wondered what kind of LSD they took, when they se a flying gun, following them around.

  • @JFOJEDI117
    @JFOJEDI117 Год назад +31

    Makes me want to play Campaign again.

  • @Joshua-fb2pz
    @Joshua-fb2pz Год назад +6

    00:03 DUDE I JUST REALISED THE JACKALS FROM INFINITE SOUND LIKE THE VORCHA FROM MASS EFFECT 2 :0

  • @martbutexpired
    @martbutexpired Год назад +9

    My favorites gotta be the Grunts, silly short goobers

  • @galacticalliance4801
    @galacticalliance4801 Год назад +4

    "Crazy idea, lets all go home!" weve been trying that for 35 years my man

  • @DeltaLeader309
    @DeltaLeader309 Год назад +13

    The depressing thing is whoever wrote all these lines is probably gone now.

    • @user.91721
      @user.91721 Год назад

      bro what? whats wrong w u?

    • @DeltaLeader309
      @DeltaLeader309 Год назад +14

      @@user.91721 All the layoffs? It's a disappointing reality but the campaign team was gutted when they shouldn't have been. They did great work.

    • @Lezarddd
      @Lezarddd 11 месяцев назад +5

      The way you said it, you made it sound like they were dead lmao

  • @n1mr0d82
    @n1mr0d82 Год назад +15

    My favorite line of dialogue that always pops to mind is a grunt being terrified saying "Spartan... Are you there?... Are you still angry?"
    Then if you pop out on them they just scream "OH NOO!!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd Год назад +5

    One thing Halo always does well is the random dialogue from everyone.

    • @Omeleaffe
      @Omeleaffe Год назад +1

      Imagine Halo if there was no IWHBYD skull…

  • @gould6962
    @gould6962 Год назад +66

    I am still impressed by the version of Halo Infinite we have, especially after knowing that the game only had 3-4 years of actual development and 2/3 parts of the game were cut. 343 really did a good job on the campaign

    • @Agustin_Leal
      @Agustin_Leal Год назад +9

      Don't let this man cook

    • @kylemclaren617
      @kylemclaren617 Год назад +13

      I'm still extremely disappointed with the version of halo infinite we have. Bland and boring "open world" design, multi-player with aggressive micro transactions. I Was looking forward to playing the campaign when it came out with a friend but you know what happened with that situation and when CO-OP finally gets put in many months after release the campaign just ends up sucking outright anyways and we both lose interest. Grapple, throwing explosive cells/canisters, and Fiesta are the only positives I'm walking away with.

    • @LickMyMusketBallsYankee
      @LickMyMusketBallsYankee Год назад

      ​@@kylemclaren617 Also I was still unhappy with the graphics, specifically the cutscenes. I'm not sure if they just decided to forgo the pre-rendered HQ stuff and only used in game assets for them, or if their CGI just sucked in them. I know the graphics of a cutscene aren't the end all be all. But after witnessing the hypereal stuff made for Halo 2:A and all the still pretty detailed ones from 4 and 5, it was pretty disappointing

  • @hardcoregamingadventure8416
    @hardcoregamingadventure8416 Год назад +3

    They would continue to make these for the banished I love them 0:55

  • @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253
    @viewtiful1doubleokamihand253 Год назад +5

    I remember losing my mind laughing when one grunt I left alive said something in a vein of "You don't kill me ? Then I'll kill you !" or something very similar to that.

  • @shiroecchi
    @shiroecchi Год назад +1

    there sould be a grunt dialog saying "Why is there a gun fliying around?"

  • @Ghost93221
    @Ghost93221 Год назад +8

    ngl the Jackals sound a bit like Krusty the Clown

  • @RickySama240
    @RickySama240 Год назад +4

    Dat Grunt at the end was the best one. xD

  • @halothere6995
    @halothere6995 Год назад +3

    We need a sitcom with these guys

  • @luisblackopsvelez
    @luisblackopsvelez Год назад +2

    they give me star wars vibes

  • @ELICARIO12345
    @ELICARIO12345 Год назад +3

    0:13 I about Died 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that grunt has some serious Balls

  • @spacemanspiff6332
    @spacemanspiff6332 Год назад +2

    I love that they don't find anything strange about a plasma pistol floating around them.

  • @mylittledarkworldjohn4289
    @mylittledarkworldjohn4289 Год назад +1

    What makes me like it the most is accurate sound of them talking.
    With headphones you can hear it only on the left if the enemy is on the left site, not faced by the player.
    This counts the same for the right site.
    You only hear it on both sides if the player is facing the enemy

  • @TheWeeWooMan
    @TheWeeWooMan Год назад +2

    If you're lucky enough you'll hear marines talking about the brute Tartar sauce

  • @wretch9514
    @wretch9514 Год назад +1

    I remember when I was around 10 or 12 playing Halo 2 (I think it was 2) I was doing the first mission where our ship got boarded and I was basically going on a killing spree. I got to one room and the grunts didn’t even try to fight they just ran away and I remember one hysterically screaming “ He’s coming, he’s coming!!” Flailing his arms around 😂. I’m 25 now and I still remember it, one of my best gaming memories.

  • @TahuNuva2008
    @TahuNuva2008 Год назад +9

    I love that the jackals speak in this game.

  • @ze_glitchy_gamer7629
    @ze_glitchy_gamer7629 Год назад +1

    The voice actors need a raise.

  • @Burning-Twilight
    @Burning-Twilight Год назад +2

    I love all the dialogue from enemy NPCs, and I especially love how the Sangheili flat out hate the Kig Yar, which makes sense considering one species values honor the most in their society and the other couldn't give a damn and just wants to get paid.

  • @softthinkergaming
    @softthinkergaming Год назад +3

    Almost a throwback to Halo: CE, which imo had the best enemy dialogue!

  • @ray-0249
    @ray-0249 Год назад +2

    I find it interesting this is the first game I’ve seen where jackals speak in a manor we can understand besides the comics, English instead of being the solely foreign speaking species of the covenant like the rest of the games hope to see more.

  • @mysticdragonwolf89
    @mysticdragonwolf89 Год назад +1

    I had an elite stare at me and say “A floating glowing sword? Probably the wind.”
    A grunt “Floating gun! Must be Nipple mate!”

  • @BrokenCircle1
    @BrokenCircle1 Год назад +1

    Don't forget the one where you sneak up on a grunt and he goes 'how did he get so close?'

  • @Pandnn216
    @Pandnn216 Год назад +1

    I love how elites and jackals are still enemies

  • @gundambarbatos7187
    @gundambarbatos7187 Год назад +1

    bro definitely needs a raise, those lines are amazing

  • @thebrainbuiider
    @thebrainbuiider 2 месяца назад +3

    0:48 Why do I get the feeling that Unggoy sounded kinda like Pat Musick TMNT (1987).😨

  • @bigstanky2037
    @bigstanky2037 Год назад +2

    0:35 why does that sound like stan and butters 😂

  • @mr.shameless1886
    @mr.shameless1886 Год назад +1

    the fact one of them said "the demon is still nearby" makes me wonder if the brute meant Chief or something else

  • @arphos8328
    @arphos8328 Год назад +1

    "Maybe we should set some human bait to lure them out. Anybody have some bread. . . or money?"

  • @vsluma
    @vsluma Год назад +26

    With the campaign team being gutted it’s sadly likely they got fired rather than a raise

  • @brothers_of_nod
    @brothers_of_nod Год назад +1

    A raise indeed, this was gold.

  • @Wonzling0815
    @Wonzling0815 Год назад

    I once snuck up to a grunt and de-cloaked to scare him and he calmly said "Oh look, another Spartan cruisin' for a bruisin'."

  • @scp_hatty
    @scp_hatty Год назад +1

    Yeah, i couldn’t agree more with the title, i love this so much😂

  • @Skelinatra
    @Skelinatra Год назад +1

    Makes me feel bad when I kill them even more 😭

  • @MachineSquid
    @MachineSquid Год назад +1

    Halo script was always good, the first time I heard the grunts scream in halo. I was hooked lol.

  • @rhenvao2844
    @rhenvao2844 Год назад +1

    I find it hilarious that none of the Banished are reacting to the randomly floating Plasma Pistol.

  • @tangy3366
    @tangy3366 11 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite lines between banished will always be this.
    Grunt: i'm ready! i'm soooo ready! I'm....,can we go home now?
    Brute: (laughs) i will almost feel sad when you die grunt.

  • @HatefulFishbox2506
    @HatefulFishbox2506 Год назад +18

    whoever wrote the dialogue's probably not getting a raise anytime soon, crazy i know

  • @Tharsis_
    @Tharsis_ 8 месяцев назад

    0:37 "Yeah, there's nobody." Yeah there doesn't seem to be anybody, but there is a floating plasma pistol right in front of you.

  • @fierylightning3422
    @fierylightning3422 Год назад +1

    “And uhh…can I have extra rations please?”

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Год назад +2

    _why can’t they see your floating gun_
    … why. Why didn’t the devs make the gun cloaked as well.

  • @ThatChalk
    @ThatChalk Год назад

    Elite: *hides behind cover*
    Grunt: what don’t know how to shoot back?

  • @TrojanGamer10
    @TrojanGamer10 2 месяца назад

    My all-time favorite:
    "He's not here...unless he's right behind me. He's not right?"
    I can't help but wish we had a small clip of Chief wearing a troll facing as he is right behind the grunt after that sentence

  • @superwhatevergamin9634
    @superwhatevergamin9634 Год назад +1

    I had something to say, but then the freaking arguing got me wheezing...

  • @LewisB3217
    @LewisB3217 Год назад

    “Yeah, there’s nobody; I gotta calm down” says grunt buddy 2

  • @SegaMario
    @SegaMario 11 месяцев назад

    It's apparently so great that the title *NEEDS* an ellipsis at the end.

  • @scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4
    @scp-682thehardtodestroyrep4 Год назад

    0:09 bro that grunt has balls of steel to say that to his superior like that

  • @Pizza793
    @Pizza793 Год назад

    Omg, grunts have been making laugh since the very first halo

  • @chakinabox
    @chakinabox Год назад +2

    Would've LOVED to see/hear these guys in earlier seasons of Red vs Blue!

  • @Kripplespak
    @Kripplespak Год назад +1

    The grunts sound like mini Toads from the Mario Series. 🤣

  • @KINGERRR-wh8xd
    @KINGERRR-wh8xd Год назад

    Myu fav part is when one of the grunts say "crazy idea, lets go home" I have never understood an npc more

  • @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270
    @somegenericscpnu-7soldier270 Год назад +1

    This makes me wonder if it’s possible to spare a grunt and get them to calm down

  • @rfwm
    @rfwm Год назад +1

    I like to imagine the Covenant are like the aliens from The Simpsons where they speak a different language but it just happens to sound like English when spoken. Either that or Chief has like an auto translator or something built into his helmet but that doesn't sound as funny.

  • @chosenchad1155
    @chosenchad1155 Год назад +1

    i sure would like some extra rations please

  • @dr.muller3243
    @dr.muller3243 Год назад

    Elite: don’t mind that just a floating plasma pistol, totally not suspicious

  • @HiddenMis7
    @HiddenMis7 Год назад +1

    if this had assassinations and more blood and gore itd be a really good halo

  • @ShirakoriMio
    @ShirakoriMio Год назад

    Gotta love how they don't notice the floating pistol lol.

  • @kamerosz4231
    @kamerosz4231 Год назад

    wraiths, warthogs, marines and elites fighting each other, and lots of chaos. Some grunt: "DON'T LET HIM SWING AWAY" lololol

  • @HalfwayAgain
    @HalfwayAgain 8 месяцев назад +1

    Grunts can’t shut up

  • @Conv1cti0n
    @Conv1cti0n Год назад +2

    i love how nobody sees the floating gun.

  • @mudgelord
    @mudgelord Год назад +5

    Still hate the way that one grunt sound tho. It sounds like someone desperately trying to sound like the old gen grunts but ends up sounding like a weird character from a cartoon network show

  • @mrmcgilljr2455
    @mrmcgilljr2455 Год назад +7

    Thank you Joseph Staten for all the grunt lines 👍

  • @Mazixxxx
    @Mazixxxx Год назад +1

    When i was playing Halo 2 as a Arbiter, after the battle one of the grunts said to the jackal: He save your life stupid jackal, say thank you. xD It was quit unexpected. Look like no one likes jackals.

  • @Awoken_18
    @Awoken_18 Год назад

    And chief then said "boo!" out of nowhere

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner Год назад

    This sort of dialogue is a staple for the franchise. I think my favorite so far is the Marine yelling, “Go cry to Tar Tar Sauce or whatever the hell his name was!”

  • @DeltaTango2024
    @DeltaTango2024 Год назад

    Glad I have a party waitin for me on the starship because I've worked up a grunty thirst!

  • @DogCat21280
    @DogCat21280 10 месяцев назад

    Bro who ever works for the game don’t ever stop I love it all 😂❤ 0:55