While I appreciate a pastor preaching directly from the bible, if they cannot bring the historical and social context that the text has been written into then what's the point of them. Their job is to help us understand the word.
@@goaltender330 it's worse than you think. To describe my experiences; they act as if being unusual is Christ-like. It's like a competition. They start holding a hand up, then two, then they sit near the stage, now they're lying on the floor. All this whilst saying things like yes Lord and amen. If this doesn't sound disturbing to you it's important to note I am an empath. It's all a farce. Mockery. I attended good churches first in Germany and second in Texas. The church in Texas fell apart, riddled with liberalism. I attended a few years ago because my cousins couldn't let it go, the memory of what it used to be. The youth pastor was saying that whatever feels good is morally right because God wants you to be pleased. He didn't pick up the bible once. The adults were told that if you were a good Christian no hardship would come to you. So now everyone going through a hard time was being punished for being sinners. The congregation tore itself apart.
@@wiros8101 Sounds like a bunch of bad doctrine being pushed by someone who doesn't believe in Jesus at all. Jesus himself said we would have tribulations and trials, but not to fear, for he overcame the world. Congregation also needs to read the Word for themselves and study it to see if what's being preached is right. If it isn't, get the heck out of there.
@@wiros8101 same situation with my non denominational church I’m glad I left them and joined the Lutheran church (not the Liberal one that is not acknowledged by the original in Germany)
I saw the pastor punches kid video when I was an Atheist and I was like “Yup, Christians are crazy. What the h-....” Now as a Christian I’m just very embarrassed for him. 😓
I’m very happy you not only came to know the Lord but are not brainwashed to believe that anyone using the label “Christian” is a representative of Christ.
😆 that guy needs to read this: 11 We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.
@@justanotherbaptistjew5659 that's the 11th Article of Faith of "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints". you can read the rest of them here: www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/pgp/a-of-f/1?lang=eng
The cringy thing about that last guy is that he probably sincerely doesn't know the difference between a kid "not taking the Lord seriously" and a kid not taking him seriously.
Nobody knows anything (due to experience) what happens after death. Forgetting about jokers, thieves, liars, con men, etc isn extremely easy. I suggest you do that with the 'cringy' last guy
"And lo and behold, his right hand was called love, and his left was called mercy. And he did pound the recalcitrant until the recalcitrant's very bones were indented with the lord's love and mercy. Can I get a Hallelujah... and... a trauma specialist".
When he said "I lead him to the Lord", he meant the kid died from the blunt force. Also A Breaking Bad Bible Study would probably include someone saying "Jesus is the one who knocks."
I can't stand the "You're God's special princess" stuff. None one else seemed to like it either. I even knew one lady at a conference who skipped the women's meeting and went to the men's meeting her husband because she knew it would actually contain some substance.
My mother’s the same way. When she makes her “joyful noise”, she usually finds herself alone in her own pew. Sometimes, you just need to be alone with the LORD. 😂
It’s said, “If God gave you a beautiful voice, use it often to sing his praise. If God gave you a terrible voice, use it often to sing His praise… and give it back to Him.” Making joyful noise doesn’t necessarily mean it needs to sound beautiful. 🙏🏼✝️🤎
Nah He literally took 3 days to raze Hell. It was so bad they had to dig deeper levels into Hell to hide from Him, then He took Death back to heaven and keeps drilling her up to date. You can play Doom Eternal to get a faint idea on how it went down.
@@kittentacticalwarfare1140 your comment just made me think of when people think they can bury a dead fish in their garden only to find a cat has dug it up in the following hours/days. Was Jesus buried too shallow and some bear dug him up and dragged him to the woods and people call that a resurrection?
How did you come to know the Lord? "I was mocking God, right. Laughed in this man's face and he got mad and knocked me out! When I came to I got to thinking, What if that had been God who hit me? I repented on the spot." (I think hitting someone into repentance is a bit extreme)
@@MrCmon113 You got the scripture to support the notion that God made Israel take sex slaves? And I hope you've done the proper research on whatever verse you're going to pull up.
joe biden: "Hunter is the smartest guy I know" Hunter few days later: "I've probably spent more time on my knees smoking parmesan cheese than anyone you know." 😳
I'm a very faithful Christian and would love to lead more people to the Lord. I can't believe I never considered assault and battery as one of my tools.
@Skelley sound like someone else needs vegetables. Not sure what you were thinking. Vegetables 🍆🥒🌽 and fruits 🍑🍎🍋 are a essential part of a healty diet to release stress
Can we get an article about the upcoming vaccine for lightning strikes? I hear it is possibly about to get emergency use authorization.. although the CDC still recommends not standing close to any tall trees after fully vaccinated.
Brilliant. Having just been in a lightning storm last night, figure that will be their next move, semi non protection against “global warming” induced freezing and lightning strikes. Fauci will add to the list of semi non protective jabs. Useless. Will they have anything to protect against 5G and the other stuff, magnetic nanoparticles etc? Kind of dubious.
The drummer just got sick and tired of tapping over and over and over and over and he said one day, One day I am going to beat the hell out of these things just for shits and giggles. One, two a one to three
Our pastor did a sermon with a banana and a Pepsi can as props. He was on a roll that morning! He was funny, clever, and moving!... Until he ate the banana, on stage, with his eyes closed for some reason.🤦♀️ My friends and I were looking at each other like, "DAVE NO". It was so bad!😭
I remember when South Park made fun of Contemporary Christian music for doing that ("cross out words like 'Baby' and 'Darling' and replace them with 'Jesus'"). And that was back in 2003. It's gotten way worse since then.
I'm so sick and tired of "props". If the message of Christ alone isn't enough to hold your 'goldfish level' attention span, than you need to either examine your faith, or possibly question what exactly is being preached. Honestly, I miss Leonard Ravenhill.
As a hard rock/metal drummer and a Christian myself, playing drums is a form of praise and worship for me. However, I have to point out that there is a certain point where it stops being about praise and begins being about ego. Grandstanding and showboating and rocking out an epic drum solo during a worship service, as fun as it might be, is about feeding your ego, not praising God.
Assault and Battery of a minor is NOT speaking the Truth of the Gospel in Love. That "pastor" needs Jesus. AND Ben could sue that pastor. I mean there is a confession...I hope Ben is okay. A punch to the chest like that could have stopped his heart.
An 16 month old girl in Britain was actually punched to death in September. From the latest I know the monster "allegedly" done it, is currently on trial.
Yeah, I’ve been at churches where it was more like a concert than a worship team. The drummer was so stuck up he walked with his nose in the air. 🙄 Are you kidding me, he punched him in the chest? Hmm, I wonder if that aged well. Was he trying to physically lead him to the Lord, like making him go to heaven?
1:02 more cow bell ! No, no, if we could be serious for a moment. This was this church's first experience with bussing. As you can tell they were having a hard time getting into the rhythm of things. Those old members will soon quit and a more progressive group will take over in the name of the Lord! lol IDK ?
I was looking for a new church and it was really hard, because during each interview with the clergy when I asked them “would you punch a child to reinforce their faith in the all loving Lord?” They all repeatedly asked me to leave and I knew at their request that they were not serious about our God’s love. I have finally found a minister, he preaches on the corner of Maine and Lakeshore Dr right outside his 1994 Ford explorer. I now get to hear the teachings of the Lord and learn about the coming aliens. That’s a two-fer, God is great!
6:00 I find his story hard to believe. A hard push, sure, but if he genuinely 'punched him as hard he can', that kid, if not hospitalized, would be reeling on the floor struggling for breath, and the guy would quickly find himself surrounded by any adults nearby. Plus, he can't be ignorant of the legal implications, which leads me to believe he was telling tales.
Morals of the stories: #1 -- John Bonham died for your sins. #2 -- You'd think a church would be able to find a carpenter. #3 -- Parishioners are to be beaten until they see Jesus in a pool of their own blood.
That coffin had a split felt back. It looked like he was going to make some kind of metaphor about coming out from behind death but then fell over and ruined it.
I sadly had to change churches due to drums outta control. After years I realized it wasn't gonna change. Now I have a wonderful place to worship...in peace! And I can hear the other people singing, the ones that don't even have a microphone!
Wow! What a tool to use in witnessing! I'll try it today! First person I see I’m going to tell them, "Give your heart to Jesus or I’m going to beat the crap out of you!" I’m sure to win friends and influence people!😆
You know, after hearing pastor punches kid's story, I would love to know the kid's side. So many people in the pulpit make themselves the hero of the story. Rarely, have I heard them acknowledge when they were in the wrong.
HOLY SHIT!!! I’m gonna use this as my superhero phrase from now on! Every time I hear this I keep picturing ‘BATMAN’ saying, “when you gonna stop playing games with “GOD”?!?!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
these Pastors are why we stopped going to church after going to 3 different ones .. even the church i was a Sunday School teacher 5 years., turned nutty. too many "cool" sermons.
Bruhs I'm a Kent hovind David pawson Tony evans kind of guy. I do a lot of Bible study. I just gotta say, thanks for being here and entertaining like this. I'd love to I've day pick your brains on some science and God topics. Yall rule. And Jesus is lord. Live to chat and expand my views
If there were a camera on that kid-puncher's congregation I imagine we would have seen a collective eye-roll. Somehow, I just know he tells that story all the time.
We will have the piano play in the background sometimes but it's usually when the pastor is almost done and then we sing a song and then we pray and it's over
3:27 I mean, I think he was heading in a good direction. Too bad the prop fell over. Props failing is one of the worst things. My grandma has experienced it.
You'll notice in the coffin clip, the back of the coffin is a black curtain and his sermon was about death. Pretty sure he was going to try the disappearing casket trick to round back to the resurrections or maybe to push that death is nothing to fear.
My pastor does something REALLY radical. He brings a bible, then reads from it. And that's it. Wild times.
mine too
Amen
While I appreciate a pastor preaching directly from the bible, if they cannot bring the historical and social context that the text has been written into then what's the point of them. Their job is to help us understand the word.
@@lowestoftmattyhere Ok. I never said he didn't do that.
President Oaks basically did that last April. He strait up quoted Jesus from all over the New Testament, and then from the Book of Mormon.
I used to be an agnostic.
But that drum solo led me to the Lord.
😂🤣
It blows my mind people worship like this as a Byzantine Christian
What happened to praying the psalms?
@@goaltender330 it's worse than you think. To describe my experiences; they act as if being unusual is Christ-like. It's like a competition. They start holding a hand up, then two, then they sit near the stage, now they're lying on the floor. All this whilst saying things like yes Lord and amen. If this doesn't sound disturbing to you it's important to note I am an empath. It's all a farce. Mockery. I attended good churches first in Germany and second in Texas. The church in Texas fell apart, riddled with liberalism. I attended a few years ago because my cousins couldn't let it go, the memory of what it used to be. The youth pastor was saying that whatever feels good is morally right because God wants you to be pleased. He didn't pick up the bible once. The adults were told that if you were a good Christian no hardship would come to you. So now everyone going through a hard time was being punished for being sinners. The congregation tore itself apart.
@@wiros8101 Sounds like a bunch of bad doctrine being pushed by someone who doesn't believe in Jesus at all. Jesus himself said we would have tribulations and trials, but not to fear, for he overcame the world. Congregation also needs to read the Word for themselves and study it to see if what's being preached is right. If it isn't, get the heck out of there.
@@wiros8101 same situation with my non denominational church I’m glad I left them and joined the Lutheran church (not the Liberal one that is not acknowledged by the original in Germany)
The drummer seems to be saying "if you can't sing in tune, I'm just going to do a drum solo to prove someone here has talent."
To be fair to him, he was the best part of the music being played. Didn't really match the aesthetic of the rest, but, hey, they sucked.
@@merpius honestly the song itself sucks
Trump lost you mad bro
@@newsxcxfrce2585 that is completely irrelevant to the current topic. And no, I'm not mad, I'm munching on popcorn watching it all unfold
@@hioman Trump lost
I saw the pastor punches kid video when I was an Atheist and I was like “Yup, Christians are crazy. What the h-....” Now as a Christian I’m just very embarrassed for him. 😓
Awww I’m so happy you’re a Christian!
@@verashkadakov This is exactly the kind of sentiment that leads to people being athiests.
@@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa I'm sorry, I don't seem to understand. How does being happy for someone's eternal salvation lead someone to being atheist?
How did you go from being a non believer to a believer?
I’m very happy you not only came to know the Lord but are not brainwashed to believe that anyone using the label “Christian” is a representative of Christ.
“I laid him out for the Lord to pick him up.”
😆 that guy needs to read this:
11 We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.
@@noskalborg723
What’s that from??
@@justanotherbaptistjew5659 that's the 11th Article of Faith of "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints".
you can read the rest of them here:
www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/pgp/a-of-f/1?lang=eng
After the punch the kid said, yes sir I see the light now let me get out of here.
😂 I'm dead!!!
The cringy thing about that last guy is that he probably sincerely doesn't know the difference between a kid "not taking the Lord seriously" and a kid not taking him seriously.
most clergy
Nobody knows anything (due to experience) what happens after death.
Forgetting about jokers, thieves, liars, con men, etc isn extremely easy. I suggest you do that with the 'cringy' last guy
@@baalqefel1570 “Sir this is a Wendy’s”
@@TitusCastiglione1503 ok, sorry, could i please get a wendys dog and a slushie please
@@baalqefel1570 Wendy’s doesn’t have slushie dogs
Youth pastor: "I crumpled him. I lead that man to the Lord right there."
Parent: "HE'S FIVE YEARS OLD!!!"
😆 😂
That is funny.
Anyone interested in joining the MMA Bellator Fight Club Evangelism Team will meet Youth Pastor Jordan behind the church at 2:30 this afternoon.
By the bike racks...
Youth pastor: your advice worked!
Senior pastor: it was a METAPHOR!
As a person who has been on a super cringey worship team, this made me have a ptsd flashback
That's why I always stayed back on the media team lol, at least the Propresenter won't be cringy
I was the guitar guy; safe.... unless you're out of tune or got the wrong key.
Of course, never happened to me though. Lol
It sucked too, because praising the LORD with song is one of the greatest things there is. We could've of been better if we tried
@@jonathangoddard2618 Amen!
😆
As a preacher's kid who grew up in the church, I never laughed so hard... this is one of my favorite segments from you guys
"And lo and behold, his right hand was called love, and his left was called mercy. And he did pound the recalcitrant until the recalcitrant's very bones were indented with the lord's love and mercy. Can I get a Hallelujah... and... a trauma specialist".
Hallelujah! Evangelfist! Tonight! LIVE!
Is that from 2 Hammeriah 14:7?
“Everyone’s an atheist, until they get punched in the chest…” -Mike Tyson, probably
This comment deserved so much more attention 😂
Kid is religious now, he prays each day that god will heal him out of his chair and help him walk again.
And now you know how I got to be your prison pastor
Assault and battery for the Lord
🤣
The ol’ evangefist.
This is a wonderful comment section
🤣🤣🤣
💪bruh!
Lma()!
I'd be afraid of being baptised , this pastor might drown you in the name of the Lord!😮
Gives a whole new meaning to “the laying on of hands”.
Catch these hands in the name of jesus
🤣🤣
Lol!
@@carstontoedter1333 lmao
Fun fact: the kid the pasture punched became the over enthusiastic drummer.
Lol!
When he said "I lead him to the Lord", he meant the kid died from the blunt force.
Also
A Breaking Bad Bible Study would probably include someone saying "Jesus is the one who knocks."
Yes! 🙌
I can't stand the "You're God's special princess" stuff. None one else seemed to like it either. I even knew one lady at a conference who skipped the women's meeting and went to the men's meeting her husband because she knew it would actually contain some substance.
@Back from the Deadpool
The actual Christian god is into SM. That's pretty much the central dogma of Christianity.
Pink it & shrink it Bible sessions suck.
🥁drummer boy is going straight to heaven, too much passion and talent
Too bad that's not how it works.
🎼🎙️Come they told me🎶 🥁barumpa bum bum me and my drum 🥁🎵
I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but I will continue to make a joyful noise in worship.
My mother’s the same way. When she makes her “joyful noise”, she usually finds herself alone in her own pew.
Sometimes, you just need to be alone with the LORD. 😂
@@little1942 Japanese karaoke style…in a sound proof pod!😊
It’s said, “If God gave you a beautiful voice, use it often to sing his praise. If God gave you a terrible voice, use it often to sing His praise… and give it back to Him.” Making joyful noise doesn’t necessarily mean it needs to sound beautiful. 🙏🏼✝️🤎
Rock and worship just never mixed for me. The drums however, are epic.
Metal drums guy has a song.. lyrics " Everyone will die, meet the coffin...crumple him with a God punch"
The God Fist
@@KarmasAB123 or Love Fist from GTA V
That pastor in the second example was just trying to illustrate how Christ demolished and body slammed death when He rose from the grave.
Nah He literally took 3 days to raze Hell.
It was so bad they had to dig deeper levels into Hell to hide from Him, then He took Death back to heaven and keeps drilling her up to date.
You can play Doom Eternal to get a faint idea on how it went down.
@@kittentacticalwarfare1140 What the heck?
@@fwMMVII is what is said in the underground, get to "Heaven" and try not to rage quit or laugh at it
@@kittentacticalwarfare1140 your comment just made me think of when people think they can bury a dead fish in their garden only to find a cat has dug it up in the following hours/days.
Was Jesus buried too shallow and some bear dug him up and dragged him to the woods and people call that a resurrection?
How did no one shout "what is wrong with you" to that guy? How did he avoid prison time for assaulting a young guy?
Did you ever witness a bully “crumple” a kid in the playground and have a hankering for opening your mouth to ensure you were next?
"Sir! did you see a crime here today?" *Looks over to little asshole that was punched* .... "Nope!"
The whole congregation sat in shock with mouths open. Then he was sued for assault.
How did you come to know the Lord? "I was mocking God, right. Laughed in this man's face and he got mad and knocked me out! When I came to I got to thinking, What if that had been God who hit me? I repented on the spot." (I think hitting someone into repentance is a bit extreme)
@ugly boy
God shows his forgiveness by murdering everything on the planet and his love by delivering the girls of a city to his people as sex slaves.
@@MrCmon113 Could you blame God if he did it again? This world sucks.
@@MrCmon113 You got the scripture to support the notion that God made Israel take sex slaves? And I hope you've done the proper research on whatever verse you're going to pull up.
I mean...I can kind of relate to wanting to punch an annoying kid, but I never actually DID IT! Some stories are best left untold Pastor.
I am grateful to God, though, even the preacher. He has brought unto me the LOLs.
😂 😂
“Punch a teenager for Jesus” sound about right.
That coffin is still that minister's worst enemy! 😅
Drummer is someone's unemployed neighbor's nephew who is being "given a job at the church a couple hours a week" to get him out of the basement.
🤣🤣
Every time a pastor crumples you an angel gets a tattoo!
Preaching from a coffin. Better than fire and brimstone.
joe biden: "Hunter is the smartest guy I know"
Hunter few days later: "I've probably spent more time on my knees smoking parmesan cheese than anyone you know."
😳
Addiction is a beast
What does that have to do with the video?
facts
Somewhere, an angel just ripped out his wings
Is that now a trans “They’ngel”? “What is an angel?”
I'm a very faithful Christian and would love to lead more people to the Lord. I can't believe I never considered assault and battery as one of my tools.
And assault and battery on a minor. It's like double the crime.
The fill in drummer, that mornings service.... was going for his 15 minutes of fame!
Punching kids for Jesus? Sounds like my days in Catholic school. Those damn nuns were mean as hell!
They just needed a good 🍆🍆🍆
@Skelley sound like someone else needs vegetables. Not sure what you were thinking. Vegetables 🍆🥒🌽 and fruits 🍑🍎🍋 are a essential part of a healty diet to release stress
And now our sermon by I. Ron Butterfly with a 16-minute drum solo.
Can we get an article about the upcoming vaccine for lightning strikes? I hear it is possibly about to get emergency use authorization.. although the CDC still recommends not standing close to any tall trees after fully vaccinated.
Brilliant. Having just been in a lightning storm last night, figure that will be their next move, semi non protection against “global warming” induced freezing and lightning strikes. Fauci will add to the list of semi non protective jabs. Useless. Will they have anything to protect against 5G and the other stuff, magnetic nanoparticles etc? Kind of dubious.
The drummer just got sick and tired of tapping over and over and over and over and he said one day, One day I am going to beat the hell out of these things just for shits and giggles. One, two a one to three
Our pastor did a sermon with a banana and a Pepsi can as props. He was on a roll that morning! He was funny, clever, and moving!... Until he ate the banana, on stage, with his eyes closed for some reason.🤦♀️ My friends and I were looking at each other like, "DAVE NO". It was so bad!😭
🤣 😂 what kind of church is that one? 😂 that Pastor is insane!
@@OlgaSmirnova1 He really is very talented, buuut he occasionally is very awkward without meaning to be😂. We love him.
Every modern day protestant service. “We know we don’t want to be like those Catholics. Let’s try to be cool and relevant”😂
Oh man, that poor first couple. They seemed so sincere, but what did they imagine.
Basically every praise song could be called "Jesus is the bestest boyfriend" written by a 14 year old girl.
😂🤣😂🤣
I remember when South Park made fun of Contemporary Christian music for doing that ("cross out words like 'Baby' and 'Darling' and replace them with 'Jesus'"). And that was back in 2003. It's gotten way worse since then.
@@josephhoag2366 as if god doesn't approve of diverse worship??
@@josephhoag2366 woah, crazy you got that much out of my simple comment...no god loves being lifted up..period no matter your worship style
I can’t stand CCM. 4 instruments, 5 words, repeated 6 times.
I'm so sick and tired of "props". If the message of Christ alone isn't enough to hold your 'goldfish level' attention span, than you need to either examine your faith, or possibly question what exactly is being preached. Honestly, I miss Leonard Ravenhill.
Korn meets Amy Grant
i hope you guys do “the very worst altar call” video haha that one is hilarious!
He gave that kid the right fist of fellowship 🤣
We used to cal that “extending the right hand of the LORD!” 😂
More effective than the "middle finger of friendship"
Watching the pastor fall on his butt while stuffed in an upright coffin - Priceless!
That last one sounds like, “Convert, or else!”
I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Thank you
Totally disturbed by punching pastor
I will not return to church until accordions are allowed. “Hey sinner, que paso . . . ?”
I listened to the podcast. Seeing the punching pastor on video made it even better. He crumpled me.
My bic lighter is empty. So rock on.
Hey, that drummer was in the spirit. If you got out of the spirit because he got in it, that's on you! Lol
I could tell. Before, he stopped moving. The panic in his eyes because he couldn’t breath. I could tell. I just lead someone to Jesus.
Yeah and he was so touched that he was crying.
As a hard rock/metal drummer and a Christian myself, playing drums is a form of praise and worship for me. However, I have to point out that there is a certain point where it stops being about praise and begins being about ego. Grandstanding and showboating and rocking out an epic drum solo during a worship service, as fun as it might be, is about feeding your ego, not praising God.
Assault and Battery of a minor is NOT speaking the Truth of the Gospel in Love. That "pastor" needs Jesus. AND Ben could sue that pastor. I mean there is a confession...I hope Ben is okay. A punch to the chest like that could have stopped his heart.
An 16 month old girl in Britain was actually punched to death in September. From the latest I know the monster "allegedly" done it, is currently on trial.
The first one is like good vs evil manifesting in front of everyone!
Or like, lawful good vs. chaotic good.
Oh my gosh, I thought the drums audio was added as a joke and then they panned out.
Yeah, I’ve been at churches where it was more like a concert than a worship team. The drummer was so stuck up he walked with his nose in the air. 🙄
Are you kidding me, he punched him in the chest? Hmm, I wonder if that aged well. Was he trying to physically lead him to the Lord, like making him go to heaven?
I couldn't sit through the metal "Oceans". It's too real to me...
It's gonna take me a while to clean up the mosh pit in my kitchen
"Oceans" needs something, but it wasn't that.
This is why a church is better to have a congregation led choir not a performance band
1:02 more cow bell ! No, no, if we could be serious for a moment. This was this church's first experience with bussing. As you can tell they were having a hard time getting into the rhythm of things. Those old members will soon quit and a more progressive group will take over in the name of the Lord! lol IDK ?
I was looking for a new church and it was really hard, because during each interview with the clergy when I asked them “would you punch a child to reinforce their faith in the all loving Lord?” They all repeatedly asked me to leave and I knew at their request that they were not serious about our God’s love. I have finally found a minister, he preaches on the corner of Maine and Lakeshore Dr right outside his 1994
Ford explorer. I now get to hear the teachings of the Lord and learn about the coming aliens. That’s a two-fer, God is great!
6:00 I find his story hard to believe. A hard push, sure, but if he genuinely 'punched him as hard he can', that kid, if not hospitalized, would be reeling on the floor struggling for breath, and the guy would quickly find himself surrounded by any adults nearby. Plus, he can't be ignorant of the legal implications, which leads me to believe he was telling tales.
Morals of the stories:
#1 -- John Bonham died for your sins.
#2 -- You'd think a church would be able to find a carpenter.
#3 -- Parishioners are to be beaten until they see Jesus in a pool of their own blood.
That pastor had a point.
They should’ve played coffin dance when he fell over!! 😂 😂
I first read this title as "Crime-inducing sermons"
Same 😂
That coffin had a split felt back. It looked like he was going to make some kind of metaphor about coming out from behind death but then fell over and ruined it.
I sadly had to change churches due to drums outta control. After years I realized it wasn't gonna change. Now I have a wonderful place to worship...in peace! And I can hear the other people singing, the ones that don't even have a microphone!
As an older lady, I prefer the piano, church organ, and guitar or violin .
New business model: coffin rental.
Drummer: ok u suck stand down
*Engages epic drum solo*
I was about to give a negative comment & then you said ***It's like KoRn meets Amy Grant!*** So, nevermind, you've been redeemed by the Lord!
There needs to be a “Hero’s of the Faith” playlist for the Bee!
Wow! What a tool to use in witnessing! I'll try it today! First person I see I’m going to tell them, "Give your heart to Jesus or I’m going to beat the crap out of you!" I’m sure to win friends and influence people!😆
You know, after hearing pastor punches kid's story, I would love to know the kid's side. So many people in the pulpit make themselves the hero of the story. Rarely, have I heard them acknowledge when they were in the wrong.
The chest-puncher was on a comedy hour on Reason & Theology
HOLY SHIT!!! I’m gonna use this as my superhero phrase from now on! Every time I hear this I keep picturing ‘BATMAN’ saying, “when you gonna stop playing games with “GOD”?!?!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The coffin falling over reminds me of Spinal Tap when they got stuck in the pods. Lol
these Pastors are why we stopped going to church after going to 3 different ones .. even the church i was a Sunday School teacher 5 years., turned nutty. too many "cool" sermons.
Is it possible to identify as a Libertarian Christian?
Because im too Conservative for Liberals
and too Liberal for Conservatives
The song was like when the angel and the devil are arguing on my shoulder...
I knew a guy who sold pine coffins ⚰ and stopped after family was mad because the client lied about her body dimensions.
That drummer made me crack up! I’m a drummer too and that was very cringe even though he’s a great drummer! Talk about wrong place wrong time
Bruhs I'm a Kent hovind David pawson Tony evans kind of guy. I do a lot of Bible study. I just gotta say, thanks for being here and entertaining like this. I'd love to I've day pick your brains on some science and God topics. Yall rule. And Jesus is lord. Live to chat and expand my views
That is the drums from the movie stepbrothers at the end of the movie that solo he does at the end.
If there were a camera on that kid-puncher's congregation I imagine we would have seen a collective eye-roll. Somehow, I just know he tells that story all the time.
We will have the piano play in the background sometimes but it's usually when the pastor is almost done and then we sing a song and then we pray and it's over
I love / hate that I saw the thumbnail and IMMEDIATELY knew the exact sermon it was referencing.
There is actually a really solid Oceans metal cover that isn't this.
Interview With a Vampire VBS 🤣 💯 I’ll begin work on that one now.
Best cringe seminar is just watching the Bee’s videos all simultaneously - also leads to severe brain rot
3:27 I mean, I think he was heading in a good direction. Too bad the prop fell over. Props failing is one of the worst things. My grandma has experienced it.
At my old church it was “Sisters of the Heart”
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You'll notice in the coffin clip, the back of the coffin is a black curtain and his sermon was about death. Pretty sure he was going to try the disappearing casket trick to round back to the resurrections or maybe to push that death is nothing to fear.