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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @NordicSnowhammer
    @NordicSnowhammer 3 года назад +246

    My pastor does something REALLY radical. He brings a bible, then reads from it. And that's it. Wild times.

    • @justchilling9886
      @justchilling9886 Год назад +7

      mine too

    • @EnglishwithMeghan
      @EnglishwithMeghan Год назад +5

      Amen

    • @lowestoftmattyhere
      @lowestoftmattyhere Год назад +9

      While I appreciate a pastor preaching directly from the bible, if they cannot bring the historical and social context that the text has been written into then what's the point of them. Their job is to help us understand the word.

    • @NordicSnowhammer
      @NordicSnowhammer Год назад +5

      @@lowestoftmattyhere Ok. I never said he didn't do that.

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 Год назад +2

      President Oaks basically did that last April. He strait up quoted Jesus from all over the New Testament, and then from the Book of Mormon.

  • @thestuffoflegenddanielloer7883
    @thestuffoflegenddanielloer7883 3 года назад +803

    I used to be an agnostic.
    But that drum solo led me to the Lord.

    • @theeclecticcollective8279
      @theeclecticcollective8279 3 года назад +16

      😂🤣

    • @goaltender330
      @goaltender330 3 года назад +24

      It blows my mind people worship like this as a Byzantine Christian
      What happened to praying the psalms?

    • @wiros8101
      @wiros8101 3 года назад +36

      @@goaltender330 it's worse than you think. To describe my experiences; they act as if being unusual is Christ-like. It's like a competition. They start holding a hand up, then two, then they sit near the stage, now they're lying on the floor. All this whilst saying things like yes Lord and amen. If this doesn't sound disturbing to you it's important to note I am an empath. It's all a farce. Mockery. I attended good churches first in Germany and second in Texas. The church in Texas fell apart, riddled with liberalism. I attended a few years ago because my cousins couldn't let it go, the memory of what it used to be. The youth pastor was saying that whatever feels good is morally right because God wants you to be pleased. He didn't pick up the bible once. The adults were told that if you were a good Christian no hardship would come to you. So now everyone going through a hard time was being punished for being sinners. The congregation tore itself apart.

    • @redemptusrenatus5336
      @redemptusrenatus5336 3 года назад +20

      @@wiros8101 Sounds like a bunch of bad doctrine being pushed by someone who doesn't believe in Jesus at all. Jesus himself said we would have tribulations and trials, but not to fear, for he overcame the world. Congregation also needs to read the Word for themselves and study it to see if what's being preached is right. If it isn't, get the heck out of there.

    • @jimthompson5844
      @jimthompson5844 3 года назад +8

      @@wiros8101 same situation with my non denominational church I’m glad I left them and joined the Lutheran church (not the Liberal one that is not acknowledged by the original in Germany)

  • @daviddechamplain5718
    @daviddechamplain5718 3 года назад +700

    The drummer seems to be saying "if you can't sing in tune, I'm just going to do a drum solo to prove someone here has talent."

    • @merpius
      @merpius 3 года назад +62

      To be fair to him, he was the best part of the music being played. Didn't really match the aesthetic of the rest, but, hey, they sucked.

    • @hioman
      @hioman 3 года назад +22

      @@merpius honestly the song itself sucks

    • @newsxcxfrce2585
      @newsxcxfrce2585 3 года назад

      Trump lost you mad bro

    • @hioman
      @hioman 3 года назад +25

      @@newsxcxfrce2585 that is completely irrelevant to the current topic. And no, I'm not mad, I'm munching on popcorn watching it all unfold

    • @newsxcxfrce2585
      @newsxcxfrce2585 3 года назад

      @@hioman Trump lost

  • @shelbycurry721
    @shelbycurry721 3 года назад +458

    I saw the pastor punches kid video when I was an Atheist and I was like “Yup, Christians are crazy. What the h-....” Now as a Christian I’m just very embarrassed for him. 😓

    • @verashkadakov
      @verashkadakov 3 года назад +61

      Awww I’m so happy you’re a Christian!

    • @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa
      @OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa 3 года назад +10

      @@verashkadakov This is exactly the kind of sentiment that leads to people being athiests.

    • @jonathandoe1367
      @jonathandoe1367 3 года назад +63

      @@OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa I'm sorry, I don't seem to understand. How does being happy for someone's eternal salvation lead someone to being atheist?

    • @badgoogle9938
      @badgoogle9938 3 года назад +11

      How did you go from being a non believer to a believer?

    • @JoshuaJacobs83
      @JoshuaJacobs83 3 года назад +38

      I’m very happy you not only came to know the Lord but are not brainwashed to believe that anyone using the label “Christian” is a representative of Christ.

  • @Cannibaltron
    @Cannibaltron 3 года назад +390

    “I laid him out for the Lord to pick him up.”

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 года назад +9

      😆 that guy needs to read this:
      11 We claim the privilege of worshiping Almighty God according to the dictates of our own conscience, and allow all men the same privilege, let them worship how, where, or what they may.

    • @justanotherbaptistjew5659
      @justanotherbaptistjew5659 3 года назад +4

      @@noskalborg723
      What’s that from??

    • @noskalborg723
      @noskalborg723 3 года назад +3

      @@justanotherbaptistjew5659 that's the 11th Article of Faith of "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints".
      you can read the rest of them here:
      www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/pgp/a-of-f/1?lang=eng

    • @dangreene9846
      @dangreene9846 3 года назад +13

      After the punch the kid said, yes sir I see the light now let me get out of here.

    • @BIGARMADA1988
      @BIGARMADA1988 3 года назад +3

      😂 I'm dead!!!

  • @vbcsalinasapologetics1242
    @vbcsalinasapologetics1242 2 года назад +123

    The cringy thing about that last guy is that he probably sincerely doesn't know the difference between a kid "not taking the Lord seriously" and a kid not taking him seriously.

    • @TJ-kk5zf
      @TJ-kk5zf Год назад +3

      most clergy

    • @baalqefel1570
      @baalqefel1570 Год назад

      Nobody knows anything (due to experience) what happens after death.
      Forgetting about jokers, thieves, liars, con men, etc isn extremely easy. I suggest you do that with the 'cringy' last guy

    • @TitusCastiglione1503
      @TitusCastiglione1503 Год назад +1

      @@baalqefel1570 “Sir this is a Wendy’s”

    • @baalqefel1570
      @baalqefel1570 Год назад

      @@TitusCastiglione1503 ok, sorry, could i please get a wendys dog and a slushie please

    • @TitusCastiglione1503
      @TitusCastiglione1503 Год назад

      @@baalqefel1570 Wendy’s doesn’t have slushie dogs

  • @noneyabidness9644
    @noneyabidness9644 2 года назад +107

    Youth pastor: "I crumpled him. I lead that man to the Lord right there."
    Parent: "HE'S FIVE YEARS OLD!!!"

  • @timshelton7905
    @timshelton7905 3 года назад +122

    Anyone interested in joining the MMA Bellator Fight Club Evangelism Team will meet Youth Pastor Jordan behind the church at 2:30 this afternoon.

    • @SydBat
      @SydBat 3 года назад +3

      By the bike racks...

  • @glurp1
    @glurp1 3 года назад +93

    Youth pastor: your advice worked!
    Senior pastor: it was a METAPHOR!

  • @jonathangoddard2618
    @jonathangoddard2618 3 года назад +247

    As a person who has been on a super cringey worship team, this made me have a ptsd flashback

    • @Sharpman76
      @Sharpman76 3 года назад +6

      That's why I always stayed back on the media team lol, at least the Propresenter won't be cringy

    • @skyttyl
      @skyttyl 3 года назад +3

      I was the guitar guy; safe.... unless you're out of tune or got the wrong key.
      Of course, never happened to me though. Lol

    • @jonathangoddard2618
      @jonathangoddard2618 3 года назад +10

      It sucked too, because praising the LORD with song is one of the greatest things there is. We could've of been better if we tried

    • @RubberTag
      @RubberTag 3 года назад +3

      @@jonathangoddard2618 Amen!

    • @51crow
      @51crow 2 года назад

      😆

  • @dirtdiv3r
    @dirtdiv3r 3 года назад +88

    As a preacher's kid who grew up in the church, I never laughed so hard... this is one of my favorite segments from you guys

  • @3rdEyeWide
    @3rdEyeWide 3 года назад +73

    "And lo and behold, his right hand was called love, and his left was called mercy. And he did pound the recalcitrant until the recalcitrant's very bones were indented with the lord's love and mercy. Can I get a Hallelujah... and... a trauma specialist".

  • @DavidHerscher
    @DavidHerscher Год назад +31

    “Everyone’s an atheist, until they get punched in the chest…” -Mike Tyson, probably

    • @blottedcenter4348
      @blottedcenter4348 11 месяцев назад +1

      This comment deserved so much more attention 😂

  • @mattstorey7256
    @mattstorey7256 3 года назад +48

    Kid is religious now, he prays each day that god will heal him out of his chair and help him walk again.

  • @johnree6106
    @johnree6106 3 года назад +99

    And now you know how I got to be your prison pastor

  • @treyhedrick3346
    @treyhedrick3346 3 года назад +100

    The ol’ evangefist.

    • @Sharpman76
      @Sharpman76 3 года назад +7

      This is a wonderful comment section

    • @pca1987
      @pca1987 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @constancemiller3753
      @constancemiller3753 3 года назад +2

      💪bruh!

    • @fwMMVII
      @fwMMVII 2 года назад +2

      Lma()!

    • @susanfaulkner2304
      @susanfaulkner2304 Год назад +1

      I'd be afraid of being baptised , this pastor might drown you in the name of the Lord!😮

  • @theeclecticcollective8279
    @theeclecticcollective8279 3 года назад +154

    Gives a whole new meaning to “the laying on of hands”.

  • @jesserobinson20
    @jesserobinson20 3 года назад +42

    Fun fact: the kid the pasture punched became the over enthusiastic drummer.

  • @stephenmiller4091
    @stephenmiller4091 3 года назад +114

    When he said "I lead him to the Lord", he meant the kid died from the blunt force.
    Also
    A Breaking Bad Bible Study would probably include someone saying "Jesus is the one who knocks."

  • @user-vd2jk7dl3p
    @user-vd2jk7dl3p 3 года назад +33

    I can't stand the "You're God's special princess" stuff. None one else seemed to like it either. I even knew one lady at a conference who skipped the women's meeting and went to the men's meeting her husband because she knew it would actually contain some substance.

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад

      @Back from the Deadpool
      The actual Christian god is into SM. That's pretty much the central dogma of Christianity.

    • @constancemiller3753
      @constancemiller3753 3 года назад +3

      Pink it & shrink it Bible sessions suck.

  • @bridge747
    @bridge747 3 года назад +148

    🥁drummer boy is going straight to heaven, too much passion and talent

    • @BrianRetro
      @BrianRetro 3 года назад +5

      Too bad that's not how it works.

    • @maddmike6100
      @maddmike6100 2 года назад

      🎼🎙️Come they told me🎶 🥁barumpa bum bum me and my drum 🥁🎵

  • @hohner51
    @hohner51 3 года назад +69

    I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but I will continue to make a joyful noise in worship.

    • @little1942
      @little1942 3 года назад +7

      My mother’s the same way. When she makes her “joyful noise”, she usually finds herself alone in her own pew.
      Sometimes, you just need to be alone with the LORD. 😂

    • @Infiniti25
      @Infiniti25 Год назад +1

      @@little1942 Japanese karaoke style…in a sound proof pod!😊

    • @alimaloney218
      @alimaloney218 Год назад +1

      It’s said, “If God gave you a beautiful voice, use it often to sing his praise. If God gave you a terrible voice, use it often to sing His praise… and give it back to Him.” Making joyful noise doesn’t necessarily mean it needs to sound beautiful. 🙏🏼✝️🤎

  • @paulosbornept7523
    @paulosbornept7523 3 года назад +74

    Rock and worship just never mixed for me. The drums however, are epic.

  • @Michael-hs6ii
    @Michael-hs6ii 3 года назад +59

    Metal drums guy has a song.. lyrics " Everyone will die, meet the coffin...crumple him with a God punch"

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 3 года назад +4

      The God Fist

    • @Infiniti25
      @Infiniti25 Год назад +1

      @@KarmasAB123 or Love Fist from GTA V

  • @jeffsummstl
    @jeffsummstl 3 года назад +70

    That pastor in the second example was just trying to illustrate how Christ demolished and body slammed death when He rose from the grave.

    • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
      @kittentacticalwarfare1140 3 года назад +3

      Nah He literally took 3 days to raze Hell.
      It was so bad they had to dig deeper levels into Hell to hide from Him, then He took Death back to heaven and keeps drilling her up to date.
      You can play Doom Eternal to get a faint idea on how it went down.

    • @fwMMVII
      @fwMMVII 2 года назад +1

      @@kittentacticalwarfare1140 What the heck?

    • @kittentacticalwarfare1140
      @kittentacticalwarfare1140 2 года назад +1

      @@fwMMVII is what is said in the underground, get to "Heaven" and try not to rage quit or laugh at it

    • @Infiniti25
      @Infiniti25 Год назад

      @@kittentacticalwarfare1140 your comment just made me think of when people think they can bury a dead fish in their garden only to find a cat has dug it up in the following hours/days.
      Was Jesus buried too shallow and some bear dug him up and dragged him to the woods and people call that a resurrection?

  • @theeliteelite1873
    @theeliteelite1873 3 года назад +12

    How did no one shout "what is wrong with you" to that guy? How did he avoid prison time for assaulting a young guy?

    • @Infiniti25
      @Infiniti25 Год назад

      Did you ever witness a bully “crumple” a kid in the playground and have a hankering for opening your mouth to ensure you were next?

    • @pieterschutte
      @pieterschutte Год назад

      "Sir! did you see a crime here today?" *Looks over to little asshole that was punched* .... "Nope!"

  • @mvies77
    @mvies77 3 года назад +17

    The whole congregation sat in shock with mouths open. Then he was sued for assault.

  • @DLJohnsonHonourofKings
    @DLJohnsonHonourofKings 3 года назад +31

    How did you come to know the Lord? "I was mocking God, right. Laughed in this man's face and he got mad and knocked me out! When I came to I got to thinking, What if that had been God who hit me? I repented on the spot." (I think hitting someone into repentance is a bit extreme)

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 года назад

      @ugly boy
      God shows his forgiveness by murdering everything on the planet and his love by delivering the girls of a city to his people as sex slaves.

    • @DankReaper420
      @DankReaper420 3 года назад +2

      @@MrCmon113 Could you blame God if he did it again? This world sucks.

    • @gaiusoctavius5935
      @gaiusoctavius5935 3 года назад +2

      @@MrCmon113 You got the scripture to support the notion that God made Israel take sex slaves? And I hope you've done the proper research on whatever verse you're going to pull up.

  • @Guardian4ever
    @Guardian4ever 3 года назад +73

    I mean...I can kind of relate to wanting to punch an annoying kid, but I never actually DID IT! Some stories are best left untold Pastor.

    • @Joe-pi9bx
      @Joe-pi9bx Год назад +2

      I am grateful to God, though, even the preacher. He has brought unto me the LOLs.

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 Год назад

      😂 😂

  • @ARUSApacecarHAMPTON
    @ARUSApacecarHAMPTON 3 года назад +49

    “Punch a teenager for Jesus” sound about right.

  • @brianbrewer2909
    @brianbrewer2909 3 года назад +25

    That coffin is still that minister's worst enemy! 😅

  • @LadyCatFelineTheSeventh
    @LadyCatFelineTheSeventh 3 года назад +22

    Drummer is someone's unemployed neighbor's nephew who is being "given a job at the church a couple hours a week" to get him out of the basement.

  • @anacalon
    @anacalon 3 года назад +15

    Every time a pastor crumples you an angel gets a tattoo!

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger 3 года назад +32

    Preaching from a coffin. Better than fire and brimstone.

  • @gah.....
    @gah..... 3 года назад +62

    joe biden: "Hunter is the smartest guy I know"
    Hunter few days later: "I've probably spent more time on my knees smoking parmesan cheese than anyone you know."
    😳

    • @aftaflash
      @aftaflash 3 года назад +2

      Addiction is a beast

    • @Stevie8654
      @Stevie8654 3 года назад +11

      What does that have to do with the video?

    • @jtnoodle
      @jtnoodle 2 года назад

      facts

  • @TheSourKraut
    @TheSourKraut 3 года назад +68

    Somewhere, an angel just ripped out his wings

    • @Infiniti25
      @Infiniti25 Год назад

      Is that now a trans “They’ngel”? “What is an angel?”

  • @michaelmappin4425
    @michaelmappin4425 3 года назад +5

    I'm a very faithful Christian and would love to lead more people to the Lord. I can't believe I never considered assault and battery as one of my tools.

    • @dartheater7348
      @dartheater7348 2 года назад +3

      And assault and battery on a minor. It's like double the crime.

  • @chrissewell1608
    @chrissewell1608 Год назад +2

    The fill in drummer, that mornings service.... was going for his 15 minutes of fame!

  • @scubasteve3032
    @scubasteve3032 3 года назад +36

    Punching kids for Jesus? Sounds like my days in Catholic school. Those damn nuns were mean as hell!

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 3 года назад

      They just needed a good 🍆🍆🍆

    • @eddyflo2978
      @eddyflo2978 3 года назад +1

      @Skelley sound like someone else needs vegetables. Not sure what you were thinking. Vegetables 🍆🥒🌽 and fruits 🍑🍎🍋 are a essential part of a healty diet to release stress

  • @DavidMay-cc1xo
    @DavidMay-cc1xo 2 месяца назад +1

    And now our sermon by I. Ron Butterfly with a 16-minute drum solo.

  • @XskiXedgeX
    @XskiXedgeX 3 года назад +37

    Can we get an article about the upcoming vaccine for lightning strikes? I hear it is possibly about to get emergency use authorization.. although the CDC still recommends not standing close to any tall trees after fully vaccinated.

    • @CJ-hz1uj
      @CJ-hz1uj 3 года назад +5

      Brilliant. Having just been in a lightning storm last night, figure that will be their next move, semi non protection against “global warming” induced freezing and lightning strikes. Fauci will add to the list of semi non protective jabs. Useless. Will they have anything to protect against 5G and the other stuff, magnetic nanoparticles etc? Kind of dubious.

  • @scottrayburn5563
    @scottrayburn5563 3 года назад +13

    The drummer just got sick and tired of tapping over and over and over and over and he said one day, One day I am going to beat the hell out of these things just for shits and giggles. One, two a one to three

  • @aubreysummers1729
    @aubreysummers1729 2 года назад +20

    Our pastor did a sermon with a banana and a Pepsi can as props. He was on a roll that morning! He was funny, clever, and moving!... Until he ate the banana, on stage, with his eyes closed for some reason.🤦‍♀️ My friends and I were looking at each other like, "DAVE NO". It was so bad!😭

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 Год назад

      🤣 😂 what kind of church is that one? 😂 that Pastor is insane!

    • @aubreysummers1729
      @aubreysummers1729 Год назад

      @@OlgaSmirnova1 He really is very talented, buuut he occasionally is very awkward without meaning to be😂. We love him.

  • @BostonBaby1000
    @BostonBaby1000 Год назад +2

    Every modern day protestant service. “We know we don’t want to be like those Catholics. Let’s try to be cool and relevant”😂

  • @bryanguzik
    @bryanguzik 3 года назад +13

    Oh man, that poor first couple. They seemed so sincere, but what did they imagine.

  • @hooterville1863
    @hooterville1863 3 года назад +77

    Basically every praise song could be called "Jesus is the bestest boyfriend" written by a 14 year old girl.

    • @clutchcarabelli8054
      @clutchcarabelli8054 3 года назад +6

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @quintusaquila34
      @quintusaquila34 3 года назад +15

      I remember when South Park made fun of Contemporary Christian music for doing that ("cross out words like 'Baby' and 'Darling' and replace them with 'Jesus'"). And that was back in 2003. It's gotten way worse since then.

    • @Jag-leaper
      @Jag-leaper 3 года назад +1

      @@josephhoag2366 as if god doesn't approve of diverse worship??

    • @Jag-leaper
      @Jag-leaper 3 года назад +2

      @@josephhoag2366 woah, crazy you got that much out of my simple comment...no god loves being lifted up..period no matter your worship style

    • @CrysE1112
      @CrysE1112 3 года назад +5

      I can’t stand CCM. 4 instruments, 5 words, repeated 6 times.

  • @justgopherit3454
    @justgopherit3454 3 года назад +7

    I'm so sick and tired of "props". If the message of Christ alone isn't enough to hold your 'goldfish level' attention span, than you need to either examine your faith, or possibly question what exactly is being preached. Honestly, I miss Leonard Ravenhill.

  • @thebutcher5032
    @thebutcher5032 3 года назад +12

    Korn meets Amy Grant

  • @domsdomsdomsdoms
    @domsdomsdomsdoms 3 года назад +12

    i hope you guys do “the very worst altar call” video haha that one is hilarious!

  • @davids.3725
    @davids.3725 3 года назад +16

    He gave that kid the right fist of fellowship 🤣

    • @little1942
      @little1942 3 года назад

      We used to cal that “extending the right hand of the LORD!” 😂

    • @froggacuda1605
      @froggacuda1605 Год назад +1

      More effective than the "middle finger of friendship"

  • @TraditionalAnglican
    @TraditionalAnglican 3 года назад +8

    Watching the pastor fall on his butt while stuffed in an upright coffin - Priceless!
    That last one sounds like, “Convert, or else!”

  • @edee4072
    @edee4072 3 года назад +26

    I haven't laughed this hard in so long. Thank you

  • @jenniferbragg7053
    @jenniferbragg7053 2 года назад +1

    Totally disturbed by punching pastor

  • @edwardgabel3701
    @edwardgabel3701 3 года назад +7

    I will not return to church until accordions are allowed. “Hey sinner, que paso . . . ?”

  • @reganjeremiah08
    @reganjeremiah08 3 года назад +5

    I listened to the podcast. Seeing the punching pastor on video made it even better. He crumpled me.

  • @libslayer4280
    @libslayer4280 3 года назад +11

    My bic lighter is empty. So rock on.

  • @skyttyl
    @skyttyl 3 года назад +11

    Hey, that drummer was in the spirit. If you got out of the spirit because he got in it, that's on you! Lol

  • @ultraderek
    @ultraderek 3 года назад +8

    I could tell. Before, he stopped moving. The panic in his eyes because he couldn’t breath. I could tell. I just lead someone to Jesus.

  • @BenTheBuilder
    @BenTheBuilder 2 года назад +2

    As a hard rock/metal drummer and a Christian myself, playing drums is a form of praise and worship for me. However, I have to point out that there is a certain point where it stops being about praise and begins being about ego. Grandstanding and showboating and rocking out an epic drum solo during a worship service, as fun as it might be, is about feeding your ego, not praising God.

  • @petalcarson6874
    @petalcarson6874 3 года назад +1

    Assault and Battery of a minor is NOT speaking the Truth of the Gospel in Love. That "pastor" needs Jesus. AND Ben could sue that pastor. I mean there is a confession...I hope Ben is okay. A punch to the chest like that could have stopped his heart.

    • @celtichound9889
      @celtichound9889 3 года назад

      An 16 month old girl in Britain was actually punched to death in September. From the latest I know the monster "allegedly" done it, is currently on trial.

  • @lixxxxit
    @lixxxxit 3 года назад +9

    The first one is like good vs evil manifesting in front of everyone!

    • @shelbycurry721
      @shelbycurry721 3 года назад +5

      Or like, lawful good vs. chaotic good.

  • @OverOnTheWildSide
    @OverOnTheWildSide 3 года назад +1

    Oh my gosh, I thought the drums audio was added as a joke and then they panned out.

  • @donnaml8776
    @donnaml8776 3 года назад +3

    Yeah, I’ve been at churches where it was more like a concert than a worship team. The drummer was so stuck up he walked with his nose in the air. 🙄
    Are you kidding me, he punched him in the chest? Hmm, I wonder if that aged well. Was he trying to physically lead him to the Lord, like making him go to heaven?

  • @johninmontana5847
    @johninmontana5847 3 года назад +10

    I couldn't sit through the metal "Oceans". It's too real to me...

    • @calebreutener870
      @calebreutener870 3 года назад +6

      It's gonna take me a while to clean up the mosh pit in my kitchen

  • @JoanOfArgghh
    @JoanOfArgghh 3 года назад +6

    "Oceans" needs something, but it wasn't that.

  • @helwrecht1637
    @helwrecht1637 3 года назад +1

    This is why a church is better to have a congregation led choir not a performance band

  • @turdferguson5300
    @turdferguson5300 10 месяцев назад +1

    1:02 more cow bell ! No, no, if we could be serious for a moment. This was this church's first experience with bussing. As you can tell they were having a hard time getting into the rhythm of things. Those old members will soon quit and a more progressive group will take over in the name of the Lord! lol IDK ?

  • @mikemartinez9064
    @mikemartinez9064 10 месяцев назад

    I was looking for a new church and it was really hard, because during each interview with the clergy when I asked them “would you punch a child to reinforce their faith in the all loving Lord?” They all repeatedly asked me to leave and I knew at their request that they were not serious about our God’s love. I have finally found a minister, he preaches on the corner of Maine and Lakeshore Dr right outside his 1994
    Ford explorer. I now get to hear the teachings of the Lord and learn about the coming aliens. That’s a two-fer, God is great!

  • @vladivanov5500
    @vladivanov5500 3 года назад +1

    6:00 I find his story hard to believe. A hard push, sure, but if he genuinely 'punched him as hard he can', that kid, if not hospitalized, would be reeling on the floor struggling for breath, and the guy would quickly find himself surrounded by any adults nearby. Plus, he can't be ignorant of the legal implications, which leads me to believe he was telling tales.

  • @bloemundude
    @bloemundude 3 года назад +1

    Morals of the stories:
    #1 -- John Bonham died for your sins.
    #2 -- You'd think a church would be able to find a carpenter.
    #3 -- Parishioners are to be beaten until they see Jesus in a pool of their own blood.

  • @danielalovejesus7912
    @danielalovejesus7912 2 года назад +1

    That pastor had a point.

  • @musicboy16
    @musicboy16 3 года назад +2

    They should’ve played coffin dance when he fell over!! 😂 😂

  • @DGavinchi
    @DGavinchi 3 года назад +1

    I first read this title as "Crime-inducing sermons"

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine 2 года назад +1

    That coffin had a split felt back. It looked like he was going to make some kind of metaphor about coming out from behind death but then fell over and ruined it.

  • @Hadassah7000
    @Hadassah7000 2 года назад +1

    I sadly had to change churches due to drums outta control. After years I realized it wasn't gonna change. Now I have a wonderful place to worship...in peace! And I can hear the other people singing, the ones that don't even have a microphone!

    • @susanfaulkner2304
      @susanfaulkner2304 Год назад

      As an older lady, I prefer the piano, church organ, and guitar or violin .

  • @aintquitewright1480
    @aintquitewright1480 3 года назад +1

    New business model: coffin rental.

  • @GabrielMartinez-sd8pc
    @GabrielMartinez-sd8pc 3 года назад +3

    Drummer: ok u suck stand down
    *Engages epic drum solo*

  • @emilyinwonderland4147
    @emilyinwonderland4147 3 года назад +5

    I was about to give a negative comment & then you said ***It's like KoRn meets Amy Grant!*** So, nevermind, you've been redeemed by the Lord!

  • @TheCheerfulCoconut
    @TheCheerfulCoconut Год назад

    There needs to be a “Hero’s of the Faith” playlist for the Bee!

  • @smflatt
    @smflatt Год назад +1

    Wow! What a tool to use in witnessing! I'll try it today! First person I see I’m going to tell them, "Give your heart to Jesus or I’m going to beat the crap out of you!" I’m sure to win friends and influence people!😆

  • @earlsmith7428
    @earlsmith7428 Год назад +2

    You know, after hearing pastor punches kid's story, I would love to know the kid's side. So many people in the pulpit make themselves the hero of the story. Rarely, have I heard them acknowledge when they were in the wrong.

  • @holyfamilycrusader3512
    @holyfamilycrusader3512 3 года назад +1

    The chest-puncher was on a comedy hour on Reason & Theology

  • @naturalrightsnotconstituti3556
    @naturalrightsnotconstituti3556 3 года назад +1

    HOLY SHIT!!! I’m gonna use this as my superhero phrase from now on! Every time I hear this I keep picturing ‘BATMAN’ saying, “when you gonna stop playing games with “GOD”?!?!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thomaskelly2040
    @thomaskelly2040 2 года назад

    The coffin falling over reminds me of Spinal Tap when they got stuck in the pods. Lol

  • @emmapeel8163
    @emmapeel8163 3 года назад +5

    these Pastors are why we stopped going to church after going to 3 different ones .. even the church i was a Sunday School teacher 5 years., turned nutty. too many "cool" sermons.

  • @jeremiahdansereau2950
    @jeremiahdansereau2950 2 года назад

    Is it possible to identify as a Libertarian Christian?
    Because im too Conservative for Liberals
    and too Liberal for Conservatives

  • @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527
    @lonebikeroftheapocalypse9527 3 года назад +3

    The song was like when the angel and the devil are arguing on my shoulder...

  • @skydivingcomrade1648
    @skydivingcomrade1648 Год назад

    I knew a guy who sold pine coffins ⚰ and stopped after family was mad because the client lied about her body dimensions.

  • @jaredrobbins2120
    @jaredrobbins2120 2 года назад +2

    That drummer made me crack up! I’m a drummer too and that was very cringe even though he’s a great drummer! Talk about wrong place wrong time

  • @alexf8309
    @alexf8309 3 года назад +2

    Bruhs I'm a Kent hovind David pawson Tony evans kind of guy. I do a lot of Bible study. I just gotta say, thanks for being here and entertaining like this. I'd love to I've day pick your brains on some science and God topics. Yall rule. And Jesus is lord. Live to chat and expand my views

  • @shanebowers7624
    @shanebowers7624 Год назад

    That is the drums from the movie stepbrothers at the end of the movie that solo he does at the end.

  • @stevenharder308
    @stevenharder308 2 года назад +1

    If there were a camera on that kid-puncher's congregation I imagine we would have seen a collective eye-roll. Somehow, I just know he tells that story all the time.

  • @taybaybay5553
    @taybaybay5553 3 года назад

    We will have the piano play in the background sometimes but it's usually when the pastor is almost done and then we sing a song and then we pray and it's over

  • @Jack-uo7gz
    @Jack-uo7gz 2 года назад

    I love / hate that I saw the thumbnail and IMMEDIATELY knew the exact sermon it was referencing.

  • @brittainwoolley6848
    @brittainwoolley6848 3 года назад +1

    There is actually a really solid Oceans metal cover that isn't this.

  • @triciaburcell3241
    @triciaburcell3241 Год назад

    Interview With a Vampire VBS 🤣 💯 I’ll begin work on that one now.

  • @therealwattambor8347
    @therealwattambor8347 10 месяцев назад

    Best cringe seminar is just watching the Bee’s videos all simultaneously - also leads to severe brain rot

  • @christiantwist3360
    @christiantwist3360 День назад

    3:27 I mean, I think he was heading in a good direction. Too bad the prop fell over. Props failing is one of the worst things. My grandma has experienced it.

  • @williamkolis1567
    @williamkolis1567 3 года назад +1

    At my old church it was “Sisters of the Heart”
    .......
    🤮🤮🤮

  • @darkdg4106
    @darkdg4106 3 года назад +1

    You'll notice in the coffin clip, the back of the coffin is a black curtain and his sermon was about death. Pretty sure he was going to try the disappearing casket trick to round back to the resurrections or maybe to push that death is nothing to fear.