Miles: "I order you to divorce your husband, get rid of the kid, remarry me, and let me knock you up with my kid! Do as I command." Me: "And I order you to go to Hell, and I don't mean Hell, Michigan."
Heck, the way he was talking to her AFTER the divorce was enough to get him arrested and thrown in jail for the night. Telling her to get an abortion then let him "screw" her as soon as she got out of the hospital ( all Japanese abortions are surgical procedures done in hospital) can get you arrested in Japan for harassment-- if you're unJapanese enough to call the police that is. Lots of good laws in Japan and not enough people with enough guts to use them.
And I bet that his mom used the veiled threat that if they refused to date her son that they would be demoted, given the crappy assignments, or fired. Either way, shape, or form, his mom is a walking wrongful termination lawsuit.
@@BIGBLOCK5022006Sexual harassment by proxy. But this is a Japanese story from Apple and in Japan sexual harassment on the job is common and never gets reported. You have no idea how bad it gets there; I was once told that MOST working women in Japan have been pressured for s*x ( ok RUclips?)by the boss; many have even been ordered to stay after work and raped. Nobody reports a superior for anything. SCHOOLGIRLS as young as 12 are regularly groped on trains and have started to band together to protect each other. This happens every day, all the time, to young girls and women in Japan.
Well yes the 23 YO will be thinking about him "This gross old guy kept trying to get me to go out with him. So I gave him the number for the local courthouse."
"That baby isn't mine, so abort it now then sleep with me." Immediate police report including ALL texts. I need a restraining order NOW and possible psych testing on my ex.
It's been 5 years and you haven't yet gotten pregnant with a child. Why add the word child? Could she possibly get pregnant with anything else? Perhaps a calf, a piglet? Good grief. (just sayin.)
"After a long session that night, the next day, I was pregnant." She visited her fertility doctor and then called the next day to tell the doctor she was pregnant. Because his tests couldn't tell, but HERS could? or because she GOT PREGNANT that night, and knew it the next morning?! Who wrote this?! NOBODY can tell that fast. If she took an early pregnancy test the day after conception, it would be inconclusive or negative, because you have to be AT LEAST one week (more like two weeks) pregnant, for the hormones to shift enough to show up in your urine. A doctor doing even higher-quality tests would have an answer before the drug-store test ever would. You did not get pregnant THAT NIGHT and then tell your doctor you had conceived, the next morning. Also, PLEASE, learn the difference between I, me, and myself. This channel misuses those pronouns, CONSTANTLY. I mean, you consistently use "I" when it should be "me," and "myself" when it should be either "I" or "me." What do you have against "ME"????
Also, you use "her" or "him," when it should be "she" or "he." Please, either study your grammar, or use a grammar-correction program. There are plenty of grammar-correction programs out there. They come standard with Microsoft Word and with Office Libre, as well. Are you writing these in Notepad+?
The timeline in several points of this story make no sense That's not how getting pregnant works And could we stop with the stories where people rebound-marry absurdly fast
I think they are the descendants of soap operas. They have new tropes such as the groom running away with the bride’s sister on the day of the wedding or the MIL who locks the DIL in a shed or outside during a snowstorm and dies because when she has a heart attack the DIL isn’t there to call for help. These have taken the place of the soap opera tropes like the evil twin that locks up her good twin and takes her twin’s place, and the amnesia victim that has to fall in love again with their soulmate.
I forget which religion it is but there is one religion that said a man is allowed to take a second wife if his first wife is unable to conceive a baby after so many years of marriage. If the second wife is unable to conceive after the allotted time period he can take a third wife. If this wife is unable to conceive as well during the given time period he can take one more wife. If the last wife is unable to conceive like the other three wives then the problem probably is the husband and not any of the wives.
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This man sounds unhinged and dangerous. Straight up psychopathic by the end.
"Fermented road kill" now that's an insult.
Words to describe Miles jealous (of Zoey's happiness) desperate, deranged, narcissist and detached from reality
Miles: "I order you to divorce your husband, get rid of the kid, remarry me, and let me knock you up with my kid! Do as I command."
Me: "And I order you to go to Hell, and I don't mean Hell, Michigan."
Lmao I have been to Hell..... Michigan and I agree Hell Michigan is Wayyyy to Nice for Miles. Miles help the rest of us and check into a psych ward.
Op should have said'Im Really Sorry, but I Do Not share your mindset.'
That hilarious I live in mi but not hell mi lol
I have been to and through Hell, Michigan. Temp work at Pinckney and Howell. Than a few years at Follerville.
@@janmeader4588 Fowlerville is a nice little place.
The way Miles talks to her is enough of a reason to divorce his crazy arse
Heck, the way he was talking to her AFTER the divorce was enough to get him arrested and thrown in jail for the night. Telling her to get an abortion then let him "screw" her as soon as she got out of the hospital ( all Japanese abortions are surgical procedures done in hospital) can get you arrested in Japan for harassment-- if you're unJapanese enough to call the police that is. Lots of good laws in Japan and not enough people with enough guts to use them.
''Fermented road kill'' is going into my book of insults
Hilarious
Already on mine, that makes this #34 now. Right below "douche pinata" 😂
Yeah I do love some of the crazy insults they come up with on these texts channels.
😂
So in the end, Miles is a momma's boy who was using her position to try to get a grandchild?? Lmao 😂😂
Miles needs his mommy to help him find a wife? How unbelievably pathetic.🤣
The insults at the end were CRAZY EPIC!! Definitely taking note.
Well abusing your authority in work is prohibiting in the company and it can cause a lot of problem..
And I bet that his mom used the veiled threat that if they refused to date her son that they would be demoted, given the crappy assignments, or fired. Either way, shape, or form, his mom is a walking wrongful termination lawsuit.
@@BIGBLOCK5022006Sexual harassment by proxy. But this is a Japanese story from Apple and in Japan sexual harassment on the job is common and never gets reported. You have no idea how bad it gets there; I was once told that MOST working women in Japan have been pressured for s*x ( ok RUclips?)by the boss; many have even been ordered to stay after work and raped. Nobody reports a superior for anything. SCHOOLGIRLS as young as 12 are regularly groped on trains and have started to band together to protect each other. This happens every day, all the time, to young girls and women in Japan.
Well yes the 23 YO will be thinking about him "This gross old guy kept trying to get me to go out with him. So I gave him the number for the local courthouse."
....I need a shower after listening to the Miles side of this... 😬😬🤮 _disgusted shudder_
"That baby isn't mine, so abort it now then sleep with me." Immediate police report including ALL texts. I need a restraining order NOW and possible psych testing on my ex.
@@barbarajoyce6424And, depending on the jurisdiction, get a CCW permit.
@@barbarajoyce6424 He should've just been locked up immediately because with the way he was talking, he was likely to go out and rape someone!
What kind of weirdo tells his wife out of the blue on their 5th anniversary they are divorcing?
Give Miles a padded room please. He needs it.
With one of those nice hug yourself jackets
Don't forget his bottle
OMG, Miles is unhinged, what makes him think, what he is saying is normal. Lights are on and no one is home. Bloody muppet. 😅
He has lost his everlovin' mind. Girl, get you a cast iron skillet and a pot of grits. Lol
Maternity clinic? Wouldn't it be called a Fertility clinic?
There was a softball coach at Auburn who got fired for trying to get his players to date his son.
It's been 5 years and you haven't yet gotten pregnant with a child. Why add the word child? Could she possibly get pregnant with anything else? Perhaps a calf, a piglet? Good grief. (just sayin.)
Why would anyone laugh at somebody who can't have kids that's not a laughing matter
We're laughing because Miles doesn't need any children kinda obvious isn't it?
"After a long session that night, the next day, I was pregnant."
She visited her fertility doctor and then called the next day to tell the doctor she was pregnant. Because his tests couldn't tell, but HERS could? or because she GOT PREGNANT that night, and knew it the next morning?!
Who wrote this?! NOBODY can tell that fast. If she took an early pregnancy test the day after conception, it would be inconclusive or negative, because you have to be AT LEAST one week (more like two weeks) pregnant, for the hormones to shift enough to show up in your urine.
A doctor doing even higher-quality tests would have an answer before the drug-store test ever would.
You did not get pregnant THAT NIGHT and then tell your doctor you had conceived, the next morning.
Also, PLEASE, learn the difference between I, me, and myself. This channel misuses those pronouns, CONSTANTLY. I mean, you consistently use "I" when it should be "me," and "myself" when it should be either "I" or "me." What do you have against "ME"????
Also, you use "her" or "him," when it should be "she" or "he."
Please, either study your grammar, or use a grammar-correction program. There are plenty of grammar-correction programs out there. They come standard with Microsoft Word and with Office Libre, as well.
Are you writing these in Notepad+?
Reminded of so many neckbeards, i cels, and alpha dude bros
The timeline in several points of this story make no sense
That's not how getting pregnant works
And could we stop with the stories where people rebound-marry absurdly fast
Miles needs time in a jail cell 😮
I don't wanna hear another peep outta you, Miles!! Hannah, on the other hand, can make all the peeps she wants.
Miles needs to go to jail.
I wish the scripts for these text message channels weren’t so over the top.
I think they are the descendants of soap operas. They have new tropes such as the groom running away with the bride’s sister on the day of the wedding or the MIL who locks the DIL in a shed or outside during a snowstorm and dies because when she has a heart attack the DIL isn’t there to call for help. These have taken the place of the soap opera tropes like the evil twin that locks up her good twin and takes her twin’s place, and the amnesia victim that has to fall in love again with their soulmate.
There's something seriously wrong with Miles.
bare- uncover, bear- carry
Can we get rid of the stutter? People don't stutter in texts!
God, more of that ridiculous "laughter" that grates. Please stop it!
16:49 he sounds so dang creepy lol
I don’t trust miles to raise a baby
Bingo, thank God he's STERILE
Miles sounds like Manny Jacinto. ❤ but yeah, Miles has problems
reel not real
You need someone to proofread the text. So many spelling mistakes.
Miles, I'm sure you can find a cabbage Patch doll some, show that to your parents and say it's their grandkid. LOL
It’s miles fault
Why so many infertility story lately? They really trying to tell me something 😂😂😂
I forget which religion it is but there is one religion that said a man is allowed to take a second wife if his first wife is unable to conceive a baby after so many years of marriage. If the second wife is unable to conceive after the allotted time period he can take a third wife. If this wife is unable to conceive as well during the given time period he can take one more wife. If the last wife is unable to conceive like the other three wives then the problem probably is the husband and not any of the wives.
You need a better male voice artist, I didn't know if he was reading, hissing like a snake, or purring like a cat.
Damn this dude is nasty.