nobody: joel in 5 years: Hello everyone and welcome back to my "building earth in crazy detail" series! this is episode 58 and I'm still working on my neighbors car
Literally but all of them have been memorable in different ways, it’s kinda cooler to have different houses cause of reminds you of different stages of your life.
OMG! I’ve seen this exact house before!! I’m not sure exactly when I saw it but, I can say this....The way you were describing it, perfectly matches the house I saw....But that was years back.
BREAKING NEWS! News Anchor: Breaking News! Joel The ogre known as “Shrek” Has performed an intro WITHOUT INCLUDING KILLING CHICKENS! Me: hoHuUHhuHUuhoUHuhUhouohUohhuHuhuOUhuhuuuUuuHouhuhuhuHUhuHuhuohuhu! OH MAH GOD. HOW COULD YOU JOEL!?
I didn't move out of my childhood home until I was 14, and I feel like I wouldn't remember it in this much detail...but maybe that's because I've never tried. I could probably map out the backyard pretty accurately, since I spent so much time there.
Joel: my only bathroom was downstairs past the kitchen Same in my old house u had to go thru the kitchen to get to the ONLY bathroom and there was always slugs in the kitchen
Joel:” Je m’appelle Joel,and that’s all I know In French.” Me in French class “why the f#%* do I need to know to to speak French......................I’m never gonna go to france 🇫🇷.”
We have also recently been burgled while we were in Cornwall, I burst into tears when I got home. My mum was sad because her grandmother’s broach, who is dead, had been stolen. But looking on the bright side I got to see my dream job in my house ( forensic scientist )
Omg, I kept looking at the title like, didn’t I already watch this like a month ago. Me realizing that that was just the video where he built only his room 🙄🤪
It would be really cool if you built mor things like this and your house that you own right now. I understand it takes allot of time but if you do I’m sure we’ll enjoy it!
Joel you should make a city with your amazing building skills like have all your idea's together and make a wonder full city But if you wouldnt want to build it cause it will spend hours its alright for me :)
The beginning of the video killed me!!😂 I speak French and I was surprised when he started speaking but then.... “those were the only two words I know in French”💀
joel: remember that little rubbish tv? my cousin: i thought that was a hugging microwave me: i ThOUghT It wAs a mIcROwavE also me: actually, no. i see that.
Very good in the intro in French! It took me a few years to get that! As a Canadian, I know what I am doing in French. And I say you get a thumbs up 🤗 👍
Joel: “this was a time of no WiFi” Me: *hyper ventilating* no...... WIFI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also me: *thinking if a world with no WiFi but can’t because WiFi is life*
A sister
What’s this sister you speak of
She doesn’t look or sound like an ogre
Maechiko ya lol
She's Fiona during the day in the first movie
redpanda follower that would be incest so no
LOLLLL
Saff Craft she is a half ogre
nobody:
joel in 5 years: Hello everyone and welcome back to my "building earth in crazy detail" series! this is episode 58 and I'm still working on my neighbors car
Very underated comment
So true
Very underrated comment. :)
No offence but it’s spelt neighbour’s
@@banjoe6808 and neighbors in other places
Breaking news.
RUclipsr “smallishbeans” makes an intro without killing chickens.
Ikr EVERYBODY knows i
I'm your 100th liker
Omg 😂
I’m an idiot your are nu idiot
I’m an idiot
DONUT CALL YOURSELF AN IDIOT!
Joel: *Says three words in French*
Also Joel: “I can only say two words in French.”
Nooby_Lemon 4 technically
Mina *xLunarLavender* I mean sure if you count m’
He's saying in general.
I can say 14
random experiments for fun huh?
*Joel:*
Bonjour je m’appelle smallishbeans and I can only speak two words of french
*me* 8 years of learning french and... same
That's concerning if you only know 2 words and have been learning for 8 years. 😂
miraculoustravis yah they were joking lol it’s a funny comment u don’t have to pick it apart
@@NoName-vc5vy Im also kidding. Lmao
miraculoustravis oh hahahahaha didn’t see that laughing face lmao
Lol
Half the tour: Joel saying he wasn’t allowed in like practically anything
Joel: I remember that fountain like the back of my hand!
Also Joel: *Looks at hand* WhEn dId tHaT bUmP gEt tHeRe?
EDIT:OMG 1K LIKES TYSM!!
it's a classic joke lol
Looks like Joel has the Plague.
Lol
Haha
Lmao
joel: we got robbed...but the playstation lived!
definition of priorities
Anyone else not know that he had a sister? I feel so stupid 😂
Sophie Bloomfield :/ me
Sophie Bloomfield same I have been watching for AGES and I didn’t even know
I didn’t even know he had a dog
Me ;/
Holy fudge he hearted my comment
When the door is more detailed than your “mansion” you built 😂
Aaaaaaaah--
Ikr
Bruh
...
Bruh 😂
Look at the delicate door. Good architecture and video. Thank you.
Everybody: random stuff
Me: why did the burglars have a kid ;-;
TRUE!!
They probably asked some dumb little kid in the streets. It isn't uncommon to hear of that, where I'm from.
Yea that i don't get
Ikr
EXAVTLY! AND THEY MADE THEM UNLOCK THE FOOR.
Joel at the beginning: Man I’ve got good memory.
Joel at the end: Obviously my sister has got better memory than me!
Can we just talk about how cute Joel’s niece is
wow
Yea
Huh
@Lesley Martin timestamp?
When you don't have a family house because you've moved around so much.
Military child
I use to I now have a house I've been living in for almost 2 years
Literally but all of them have been memorable in different ways, it’s kinda cooler to have different houses cause of reminds you of different stages of your life.
same
WiiMad you pfp fits well with your comment 😂
Smallishbeans: "Bonjour, Je m'appelle! I can only say 2 words in french!"
Me: "That's 5... Hello, my name is..."
4
I’m pretty sure it’s four 😂😂
@@bonniesmith307 I- ...imma go cry in a corner for a few hours now lol
@@oldjunodraws LOL sorry 👹👹
No that’s actually 3-
Take that from an actual French person..
aw man, the intro wasn’t weird enough.. 😂
7
mysticnite 😂ikr lol
I was so amazed bc he didn’t kill a chicken
Creeper
Creeper
OMG! I’ve seen this exact house before!! I’m not sure exactly when I saw it but, I can say this....The way you were describing it, perfectly matches the house I saw....But that was years back.
I think i sas that house to!
Saw*
I remember Joel mentioning in a really old video that his sister was blond, and I forgot until today.
“I only know two words in French”
I do too but I live in Canada. 😭
Lol imagine if he had a chicken coop
Lily Rose that would be amazing 😂😂
Oh no
Would explain a lot
He did used to have chickens
He used to have chickens and he used to hate foxes because they killed chickens 🤣🤣
BREAKING NEWS!
News Anchor: Breaking News! Joel The ogre known as “Shrek” Has performed an intro WITHOUT INCLUDING KILLING CHICKENS!
Me: hoHuUHhuHUuhoUHuhUhouohUohhuHuhuOUhuhuuuUuuHouhuhuhuHUhuHuhuohuhu! OH MAH GOD. HOW COULD YOU JOEL!?
It’s not Joel! HES A INPOSTA
Is he ok?!
Uh I think stolen from Alida Fuentes
Lol my brother came to me and said “is that little lizard?” I said “no” he said “tiny turtle?” I said “no” he said “shrek” I said “kinda”
Lol I used to whach tiny turtle and little lizard
@@mugginsnhuggins7940 same bruh
I missed the little club
:|
I wish I had a lil bro
its like trying to remember important info for a test
u forget it during the test but remember it sometime later
....?
I feel u
SmallishnBeans: Talks about his server
Me: Has war flash backs about over dramtic middle schoolers
My sis going to middle school:
*see's bully's*
My sis:iM iN dAnGeR
Me:yA tHiNk?!
I am going to die
When your niece grows, teach her minecraft .
Then who's her father
Your childhood house is the house I want when I’m a grandma 😂
{LehMuffin Gacha} omg same
Not cool bro
Um ok you weird
{LehMuffin Gacha} weirdo
Tbh same
Impressive building skills! It really inspired me to build up my Minecraft house! It’s so amazing that you built something like this in Minecraft!
*You find a world made of chickens*
The amount if likes is the amount of chickens you DESTROY:
Neve Price oh lol 1
2? Umm.....
We need more chickens to die.
We killed 77 chickens
Neve Price 181 challenge kens Joel kills
I can just imagine joel's parents when he shows them the living room cupboard: " Honey! Its meant to be DARK wood, not LIGHT wood!"
11:00 “Oohhhhh”
Me in that scenario: Oohhhhh .. I HAVENT DONE MY HOMEWORKK
Me thinking I should get up right now and build in Minecraft at 1 am
Everyone: How many times do you have to say "I can't remember"?
Joel: Yes
Build battle theme: magical
Me: magical chickens
Also me: **realises that I don't have Minecraft for pc**
:(
;
@@blazingfierypassion4178 =[
Ash lol me literally
Im just late on seeing this
@@YunYan1 :-(
When joel said “microwave” I thought about the time I set my microwave on fire at age 5- 😂😂
We're u ok?? 😅
I didn't move out of my childhood home until I was 14, and I feel like I wouldn't remember it in this much detail...but maybe that's because I've never tried. I could probably map out the backyard pretty accurately, since I spent so much time there.
Joel: “...cupboard under the stairs...”
Me in my head: “Harry Potter!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This comment is sooooooo underrated!
GO HARRY POTTA
YASSSSSSSSS
oh ya Harry Potter
Joel: i remember the bin being there
Me: you remember where you bin was and you dont remember what size you tv was lol XD
The inside and the outside of the house is pretty much the layout of most houses in the UK which is were i used to live love the vid
Look now you can speak 2 more words in french then me
Thx for the heart
Oh nvm its gone
Je peux parler francais 😅 i go to a French emergen school
Je paler fançais et engalais
Siri RoseStone same here
He said Hi my name is smallish beans
Salut
When he said he broke da glass and is mom was not happy
Joel: RUN!
The effort you put into these builds is what keeps me watching you even as an 18 year old. outstanding work!! ^^
Joel: my only bathroom was downstairs past the kitchen
Same in my old house u had to go thru the kitchen to get to the ONLY bathroom and there was always slugs in the kitchen
Joel:I Built My Childhood Home in Crazy Detail ft My Sister.
Me:Reading-'HOLY HECK YOU HAVE A SISTER?!?!??!
If you want to shrink you should use the chiseled me mod. It works quite well with chisels and bits
Joel:” Je m’appelle Joel,and that’s all I know In French.” Me in French class “why the f#%* do I need to know to to speak French......................I’m never gonna go to france 🇫🇷.”
Or paris
Judith Agnew Paris is in France 🤣
Arty Aoife true xD
Trust me
PastleArtz Cupcakes 🤣🤣🤣
I love the extra editing it makes it more entertaining
Can you do ‘Using a eye tracker software to pick what blocks want to build with!’™️Please
(original idea)
My dog was just put down and your video just helped me stop crying. Thank you Joel. ❤️
His niece “who is that?”
When youre eating, there is someone looking at u. And you turn, theres a mannequin.
This is how many time Smallishbeans say"I dont remember"
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Omg the intro didn’t have killing chickens in. 😂 Well done Joel
Awww :(
well he killed the french language whose the flag IS a chicken...
Are we sure hè isnt a imposter 😂
Sorry For the bad english
Well, there are feathers floating behind him at 0:33
AVmear true
Joel: only knows 2 words in french
Me: learning french on Duolingo every day
Joel:I don’t remember what was in this cabinent.
Also Joel:I don’t think I was aloud to look in it?
Me:hmmmm I wonder
My dirty mind:condu-
Condo-
I was thinking toys or drinks
@@user-gg6ym3rh8s I love how everyone replied to this has a gacha profile pic!👍
@@stupidharaa3454 let me just debunk this-
@@lunacresent5444 awh :(
SmallishBeans: I build my childhood home in crazy detail!
Also SmallishBeans: i dont remeber this and this and i dont remember this
When your so early you don't know what to say and nobody could of finished watching the video
but can you use correct spelling though?
You don’t need to say you don’t know what to say.
*When you’re so early you don’t know what to say, and nobody could have finished watching the video.
Is what it should be
How can anyone remember that much from when they were 7?? I'm amazed.
Ahhh remembering the good old days of when there was the fear of someone stealing our vhs's.
We have also recently been burgled while we were in Cornwall, I burst into tears when I got home. My mum was sad because her grandmother’s broach, who is dead, had been stolen. But looking on the bright side I got to see my dream job in my house ( forensic scientist )
Nobody:
No one:
No one ever:
Me: HOw dO YoU kNOw HoW yoU GOt buRGLeD?
Lol
because his dad saw them..
Umm cause stuff got stolen....
Because things went missing????
Amanda Rose ye but like howwww. Cuz his dad only saw the tv part. Wut about the childddd 😂😂
0:02
"I can only speak 2 words in french"
Bonjour
Je
M'appel
Hmm... Thats 3
Omg, I kept looking at the title like, didn’t I already watch this like a month ago.
Me realizing that that was just the video where he built only his room 🙄🤪
Same!
It would be really cool if you built mor things like this and your house that you own right now.
I understand it takes allot of time but if you do I’m sure we’ll enjoy it!
Omg ur sister is so pretty. That’s so different than an ogre 😂
Omg Joel your sister is so pretty and your niece is adorable!!
Is it just me or does everyone freak out when someone uploads a video under 30 mins ago?
Probably just me😬
Joel: it’s crazy how much I can remember
1 second later: I can’t remember what the walls,kitchen and sofa looked like.
Thea’s unite 😂🙋🏼♀️
Your house looks so similar to my house right now xD
wait who brings a child with them when breaking into a house W H A T
That house is literally the house that my friend moved to it’s the same exactly the same
3:44
Last time
Computer:I'm so popular
2019
iMac: in your face! ;)
iPhone:hehehehe
Computer:i have been forgotten :'''(
I love your niece she's adorable
7:36 is anyone not going to talk about how totoro is there?
Joel: We also had a cupboard under the stairs...
Me: Yay Harry potter!
Joel: With just a hover.
Me: Oh.
Jole: Shrek noes ohh yeah
Me: wow🤣🤣🤣
Jole followers(including me): nnnnnooooooooeeeeeesssssss👃👃👃👃👃👃
Joel you should make a city with your amazing building skills like have all your idea's together and make a wonder full city
But if you wouldnt want to build it cause it will spend hours its alright for me :)
12:05 did that when I was a kid but I packed and I yelled "IM LEAVING FOREVER" yeah good times 😆
JOEL YOU'RE SOO GOOD AT BUILDING! HOW!?
Joel: "burgaled"
Me: " *robbed* "
The beginning of the video killed me!!😂 I speak French and I was surprised when he started speaking but then.... “those were the only two words I know in French”💀
joel: remember that little rubbish tv?
my cousin: i thought that was a hugging microwave
me: i ThOUghT It wAs a mIcROwavE
also me: actually, no. i see that.
When he said he used to watch the TV in the living area, I'm pretty darn sure that was a microwave 😂 love you Joel ❤
Can’t remember the last time I was this early 😂😂
Erin McCulley same
hA
New here and I gotta say your French was 👌
No one:
Smallishbeans: i make my childhood house
The kid that lives there now: 😦
Legend says if you comment something early he will like
nope
The legend is a myth!
Guess not 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Haha.. no
You were just doing this for him to like, lol
Very good in the intro in French! It took me a few years to get that! As a Canadian, I know what I am doing in French. And I say you get a thumbs up 🤗 👍
I clicked so fast!!
10
Who else really wants to see what mod he uses for these amazing builds? Ilysm💖
Hi people!!!! I’m suprised he didn’t kill chickens in the intro. (May the chickens be spared)
NO THEY WILL NOT!!! Wait till next video he will go on a chicken killing spree :)
All I memorized in French was “can I use the washroom” lol
Legend is if your early joel will reply.
I could legit live there its organuzed and i loved it Good Job Joel!👌👌
Joel: “this was a time of no WiFi”
Me: *hyper ventilating* no...... WIFI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also me: *thinking if a world with no WiFi but can’t because WiFi is life*
I’m impressed I mean who even has the patience for this.
I love how casual he is about being burglared
When Joel mentioned the beanblocks server I remebered Joel and Lizzie trolling on that server or another one that belonged to them.
I miss them videos
Joel: I can only speak two words in French
Me: BOI I CAN LITERALLY SING TWO SONGS IN FRENCH GET ON MAH LEVEL!!!!!!!
SmollishBeans: I can only say one word in French
Me: I can only memorize a question sentence in German. I'm starting to think I have memory loss..-
I love how that in the background you can see feathers from a dead chicken
(In the intro)
That’s a cute house!!🏡 and ur sisters pretty!