CFOPed Cuber but I mean depending on the size of the planet or if it’s near an immense gravitational force those 10 minutes may mean 10 years back on earth :( because science...
"Sir we've received a distress signal from an unknown planet" "Alright then send in the sunbeam to retrieve him" "That's the problem sir he already escaped""
@ShadowWolfGames “Okay tell him to pay the credit” “But sir-" “I SAID TO TELL HIM TO PAY 1 TRILLION CREDIT" “But Sunbeam Still here" “Oh IDK WHAT U SAYING I WANT THAT MONEY"
the sea emperor did not want to communicate with them, as if they did not understand what she was saying .. Something strange ... I read that on the wiki
"Honey, I'm gonna be a little late for dinner, I just gotta survive on an ocean alien world and cure a virus so the security system doesn't shoot me down and a bunch of other stuff, sorry, love you"
Well I guess it's a joke but I'm still going to explain it so you don't have to pay for resources but for the things you make for example the rocket costs about a trillion dollars so yeah
Omg, I should just fill my house with water, build a seaglide, go under the world and the use my seaglide in the water that is obviously beneath the ground. Easy transport
*Aurora’s jump core leaking lethal amounts of radiation so much so that it can kill the planet in three days after detonation* Minkey *smacks the shit out of the launch buttons*
@@asninox9060 Subnautica spoilers: It's the ship that came to 4546B before the Aurora. It was the true reason why the Aurora came to 4546B, to rescue survivours...
Talk about an overly pragmatic future. "Oh you survived a planet filled with a fauna filled with leviathan class predators that were very much trying to eat you and you were infected with a virus and found a cure AND built the rocket from the transmition we sent? Congratulations, you're alive, now you pay us back because what you used to keep you alive belonged to the company, so pay up."
Aliens: *Doing a bunch of research, studying the nature and biology of the Sea Emperor to create a cure to a dangerous virus. No success after a lot of time and effort* This Player: *Crashes on the planet, get the cure, leaves in less than 10 minutes*
@@wolfinthedepths damnnnn i was fucking stupid, i kept thinking that they were picking up yhe propulsion cannon instead of the stasis.... i guess i am the fucking idiot
The worst thing I hate to hear is... Welcome home to Alterra. Your permission to land will be granted once you settled your outstanding balance of 1 trillion credits.
guy had all data of the planet so he was ensured to have THE MONEY by the time he got back to alterra. Then they wanted to go back to the planet and steal stuff in below zero.
Normal: Some Hours until the first Emperor Visit, even more to the cure Minkey: Hey, 3 mins to get healed from an disease, what can only be cured with an special enzyme and fly away in 7 mins! Totally normal!
i just witnessed the sunbeam getting obliterated by their mcfucking cannon. that was 4 minutes after i got my seamoth out of the inside of the island after the fucking warper came and literally yeeted it into the land (i had to use the noclip method to get it out)
PDA: This pda is on survival mode with one directive, to keep you alive. Also in order to stay at alterra you need to pay your bill of 1.000.000.000 credits
Sunbeam Worker: Theres a survivor on the planet! Sunbeam Worker 2: From aurora? Who is it? Sunbeam Worker: Checking... Oh. It’s Minkey. No big deal. **Rescue operations cancelled**
No joke, when I bought this game in EA years ago, I had to Google how to eat. I didn't understand that you had to swim up to the fish, look at them, and click to catch them. I thought you needed some tool first hahaha
parents: you have to get off it’s late Kid: can I have a little longer please? Parents: how much longer? Kid: oh 8 minutes or so after I escape this alien planet
Any% Creative is a bit of a meme category, but really fun nonetheless :D Just a heads up.. this run contains a lot of glitches. If you like speedruns/deathless runs, don't forget to subscribe!
I finished my first playtrough in about 37 hours. It is a great game and I just started to play subnautica below zero now and man they kinda fixed alot of the problems of the first games like the thermal blade making bubbles when not in water. The graphics too. Only if they were making a subnautica 2 like the original games but with features like below zero or better
Minkey, i found a way to do it easier, construct a moonpool and hit it with the boomarang and right as you dive out you will go at superspeed, but idk if it takes long to make a moonpool.
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Just imagining some dude crashing on an alien planet and being like,”God damn it this is going to take like 10 minutes out of my day.”
Lol
I have a feeling you stole this from the other comment
CFOPed Cuber but I mean depending on the size of the planet or if it’s near an immense gravitational force those 10 minutes may mean 10 years back on earth :( because science...
but you cant glitch in real life : C
Thirdz Cesar only because noebody has done it jet it s not impossible just have fate than u even can walk on water
When crash landing on an alien planet is a minor inconvenience
Lol
BluBulletin I would like this comment, but the amount of likes is 666
Keep it 666
It shall remain 666. In the name of the Queen
BluBulletin just a little 7 minutes inconvenience
**currently at 1000+ meters**
PDA: WARNING: PASSING 200 METERS, OXYGEN EFFICIENCY DECREASED
xD
İts happening when u in the vehicle for example youdive 400meters with cyclops at get out pda warning says passing 200
Sub 2 pewdiepie
@@keremhetfield1 you only suffer oxygen debuffs at 100 and 200m, if you left at 400m it just says passing 200
Bitch I am WAY ahead.of ya.
6:52 i can see coming a new wold record of 10 secs with the guy flying back to alterra mounted on an stasis rifle.
This is the aurora not alterra
@@theholypeanutuwu7733 aurora is the crashed spaceship and alterra is the organisation that created it
No no the propulsion cannon on the mobile vehicle bay xD
Breath,
Mickey: no need
GibtsnichtFan Hd he meant the Alterra company on another world (where you go after the game)
Next up: beating subnautica before downloading subnautica
Beating subnautica before subnautica exists
CoLbYzombie beating subnautica before the universe exists
@@bongotoucan7913 alright i think we are going a little bit too far here...
Beating subnautica before anything
Beating Subnautica before people stop losing their virginity
>Crash on alien planet
“Well, I guess I’ll be late to work today.”
8 4 0
@@bossman6349 why glitch?
The Aurora was work Xd
@@cajk119 altera is work
next speedrun: "Beating subnautica before the aurora crashes"
Isn’t that impossible?
Lyøn Centi thats the joke :)
@@buddyadr126 r/wooooooosh
Lyøn Centi r/wooooosh
I mean, you are technically out of the planet before the aurora crashes, and that is the objective of subnautica.
Bae: come home
Minkey: Can’t, stranded on another planet with no other survivors.
Bae: my parents aren’t home
Minkey:
thegamepro roblox & more haha
stolen comment :(
hey i saw someone else comment that before u thirsty like snatcher
@@simonnilsson8375 not stolen or anything just an old meme
Minkey: give me 7 minutes and 19 seconds
"Sir we've received a distress signal from an unknown planet"
"Alright then send in the sunbeam to retrieve him"
"That's the problem sir he already escaped""
This copied? Saw on another vid
@ShadowWolfGames hahahaha
Oh gosh you copied that video from the survival speedrun...
@ShadowWolfGames "WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? "
@ShadowWolfGames
“Okay tell him to pay the credit”
“But sir-"
“I SAID TO TELL HIM TO PAY 1 TRILLION CREDIT"
“But Sunbeam Still here"
“Oh IDK WHAT U SAYING I WANT THAT MONEY"
This is sunbeam, aurora do you read. "I'm already off the planet. Thanks for nothing sunbeam"
OmgSpinda this deserves to be higher.
Sunbeam:Wait wha-
Oh and btw never get near the planet 😂
as you flip the entire crew from their windows mounting a stasis rifle.
The fingerprints of a koala are so indistinguishable from humans that they have on occasion been confused at a crime scene.
1:33
Press F8 to report bugs and give feedback.
No bugs to be seen here..
Only feedback, thanks for such good bugs)
LOOOOOOOL
Ikr
Cheats
Glitches go brrrrr
How to make worlds fastest rocket ship to travel through time:
Requirements: 4 titanium
travel through time? what?
GENIUS!
Systamatic he means so that the ship can go through the star gate
You dont time travel. You are warping to home.
AHEM! it's 5 titanium
What the aliens couldnt do in years he has done in 3 min xd.
FantasticKru H lmao
7* ( sorry just had to correct it. )
@@spacemanjc nope the aliens wanted to develop a cure, not leave he cured in about 3 minutes
The aliens probably tried for centuries
the sea emperor did not want to communicate with them, as if they did not understand what she was saying .. Something strange ... I read that on the wiki
When building the rocket is slower than curing Kharaa
ruclips.net/video/LHqelca_By8/видео.html
Bulk Boys I’m not clicking that
@@xandeepz1742 what is it
Footballbeast Either a Rick Roll or self-promotion
@@swagmaster47625 or a link that steals info from you when you click it
PDA: detecting increased radiation levels
Minkey: damn lol that’s crazy have fun with that
Got the cure before you were sick
Alpha true
Alpha
Yes, several events must happen in order or else the game is glitchy.
A vaccine if you will
so karrar is basically the flu
Nani
"Honey, I'm gonna be a little late for dinner, I just gotta survive on an ocean alien world and cure a virus so the security system doesn't shoot me down and a bunch of other stuff, sorry, love you"
Okay honey, no problem. Make sure to get some flowers from there! Love you!
Honey! Google maps said you need 5 minutes!!!
Honey grab some peeper on ya way home, thanks!
Also some acid mushroom honey!
Don't forget the salted stalker honey!
Didn't collected any resource, still must pay 1 trillion credits. DansGame
Yep, definitely getting jebaited by Alterra
Well I guess it's a joke but I'm still going to explain it so you don't have to pay for resources but for the things you make for example the rocket costs about a trillion dollars so yeah
Dark no it’s for the resources you take
This is RUclips not Twitch
kaleman silva I remember the pda file saying things you make. Hope your bring back a lot of diamonds
*It takes me 7 minutes to find copper...*
It takes me 7 minutes to load the game and another 7 to load the save file.
It’s takes me 10 minutes to find flipping Silver and lead...
It takes me ten hours to get the courage to go underwater at night.
Takes me 7 mins to find stuff in my invitory
it takes me over an hour just to take a single step
*it takes me **7:19** to load into the game*
Me too...its nervous
It takes me 4 mins
Jurek Krysiak nie nervous bo to nie jest zdenerwowane tylko denerwujące
@@youleq3968 to sory,Jakiś super dobry w angliku nie jestem ale staram się pisać tak jak umiem :P:
Takes me an hour
the sea emperor is just sitting down and looking at the ceiling the whole time!
That’s like finding out dogs are animals
yeah its waiting for a trigger (player entering from up) to start the cutscene
Thats not floor gang
Shes just confused trying to work out how he got from the surface to her lair lol
She waits for the player to go on the platform to start the cutscene.
When your a speed runner and you crash on a planet
*finds some map holes instantly*
Omg, I should just fill my house with water, build a seaglide, go under the world and the use my seaglide in the water that is obviously beneath the ground. Easy transport
IExist but that only works if the ground was one solid rock unless your house is inches from a tectonic plate then sure that would work
@@frostysimo1394
Damn I'm too far away ;(
I could glitch under the map in most of the regions within 200 metres distance
666 likes :3
Big sea fish thingy: _My young need to hatch..._
Minkey: Sorry but im leaving in 5 minutes
@xXBagel NutzXx he was saying it wrong on PURPOSE
@xXBagel NutzXx fuccccck meeeeee for mispelling when roasting XD
Leo Šefčík not a subnatica fan its called the sea emperor
Sea emporor is the name
the "Big sea fish thingy" is named Sea Emperor.
7:48
“Detecting increased local radiation levels.”
Yeah I don’t think that’s a problem anymore.
“Warning: Passing 200 Meters. Oxygen efficiency greatly decreased”
*Casually At 1000m*
PDA cant keep up
@@MinkeyBro lmao Ikr
Lol
Starts game goes yeet straight down to active lava zone
Bruh moment right heee
*Aurora’s jump core leaking lethal amounts of radiation so much so that it can kill the planet in three days after detonation*
Minkey *smacks the shit out of the launch buttons*
I don't get it. The radiation should have disabled most of technology
@@iliagluhchev2821 .
@@iliagluhchev2821 I'm assuming you haven't played the game. You unsharpened pencil
@@samlovely9930 I have played the game and completed it. Nice insult tho.
@@iliagluhchev2821 The technology is resistant against radiation
Next speedrun: beating subnautica before the degasi crashes
you mean before the aurora crashes? cus....i have no idea what the degasi is
@@asninox9060 Practically a family
@@asninox9060 Subnautica spoilers:
It's the ship that came to 4546B before the Aurora.
It was the true reason why the Aurora came to 4546B, to rescue survivours...
@@paul-lm2yo after 10 years
beating subnautica before the precursors arive
Subnautica: creates creative mode for people to have fun
Speedrunners: use game mode to speed run
Subnautica creative: Am I a joke to you?
Very “creative”.
@@mohammedalmozaiyen9201 Yeah.
Me: takes like 10 minutes trying to get over my fear of reapers, so that I can get in the ocean
I love the ending of this game
Talk about an overly pragmatic future. "Oh you survived a planet filled with a fauna filled with leviathan class predators that were very much trying to eat you and you were infected with a virus and found a cure AND built the rocket from the transmition we sent? Congratulations, you're alive, now you pay us back because what you used to keep you alive belonged to the company, so pay up."
@@combinecommando001 when launching I brought 10 diamonds on me so that should be enogh
@@iliagluhchev2821 I think the ion cubes would be worth much more.
When final sequence is longer than run itself.
Love the stasis rifle trick!
It's really fun to do
yeah it is fuc*** awsome
YER A WIZAD HARREH
Brum brum
Half life trick
They cured themselves so quickly the sea emperor didn’t have a chance to move
Aliens: *Doing a bunch of research, studying the nature and biology of the Sea Emperor to create a cure to a dangerous virus. No success after a lot of time and effort*
This Player: *Crashes on the planet, get the cure, leaves in less than 10 minutes*
I love how he just plays with the stasis rifile before the rocket gets built (i know he used it to get on the ship faster)
It was just another version of the magic carpet 😝😝😂😂
He's talking about the "object" he used to stand on while using another tool to fly...
Phone yes it is you dumbass.
@@Ph0n3numb3r did you not read "pick up Stasis Rifle" ?
@@wolfinthedepths damnnnn i was fucking stupid, i kept thinking that they were picking up yhe propulsion cannon instead of the stasis.... i guess i am the fucking idiot
I love how at 7:50 the pda is still giving exposition after you beat the game. XD
lmao didnt even notice, thats funny xD
😂
I finished the game in 20 min and the game was telling me that the aurora will explode in 2 hours
The worst thing I hate to hear is...
Welcome home to Alterra. Your permission to land will be granted once you settled your outstanding balance of 1 trillion credits.
LOL
In all seriousness They probably didn't make him pay it
ItZ M1c1 all around me are familiar faces
you never know how much is it, maybe you can't even purchase hotdog with this money
guy had all data of the planet so he was ensured to have THE MONEY by the time he got back to alterra.
Then they wanted to go back to the planet and steal stuff in below zero.
PDA: “Detecting local increased radiation levels”
Minkey: *Midway through take-off*
6:50 "You're a wizard Harry"🤣
Lol underrated comment
Lmao
DUN DUN DUNUDUN DUN DUN DUN
Was just about to comment something like this
I’m a WHAT?
Normal: Some Hours until the first Emperor Visit, even more to the cure
Minkey: Hey, 3 mins to get healed from an disease, what can only be cured with an special enzyme and fly away in 7 mins! Totally normal!
3 mins to get healed from an disease *yet to be caught*
....."some" hours?
Boy I suddenly incredibly fucking slow all of the sudden.
So does this mean the sunbeam is saved?
It actually does :D
The sunbeam doesn’t even know you were there
i just witnessed the sunbeam getting obliterated by their mcfucking cannon.
that was 4 minutes after i got my seamoth out of the inside of the island after the fucking warper came and literally yeeted it into the land
(i had to use the noclip method to get it out)
@@BowlGOfficial cough PROPULTION CANNON
Griffin the black ice dragon yes lives saved
PDA: This pda is on survival mode with one directive, to keep you alive. Also in order to stay at alterra you need to pay your bill of 1.000.000.000 credits
Next speedrun: beating subnautica before the game is created
Subnautica below zero is still in beta lmao
We can speedrun that
Waiting for someone to get woooshed here..
Sunbeam Worker: Theres a survivor on the planet!
Sunbeam Worker 2: From aurora? Who is it?
Sunbeam Worker: Checking... Oh. It’s Minkey. No big deal.
**Rescue operations cancelled**
That rocket animation will never be the same for me now that I know how they did it
WICKEDGaming ikr 😂
WICKEDGaming same
What?
Same
@@user-kk4gi1if4o it doesn't move
T-pose levithan
2:37 Uh.. ma'am? You okay there?
Hahahahah lol thanks man you just made my day
*R O O F*
Mom: "We're going for grandma to the hospital.. about 8:00 Minutes!"
Minkeys subnautica game be like:
Subnautica Below 1000 : There u can fly in the sky :
Minkes: Hold my Stasis rifle
Wow, so impressing even though its in creative. You know so many glitches! Congrats on the run :D
Asdbalint0944 me too but i dont like speedrunning
Yeah but no one asked you, and you're probably lying...
That's just rude
Did you see the hardcore speedrun?
I think by 7:19 I learned how to catch a fish 😂😂😂
Rookie ODST I’m confused
???
I think he heant that when he had played the game for 7 minutes he had only learned how to catch a fish and this dude already completed the game
No joke, when I bought this game in EA years ago, I had to Google how to eat. I didn't understand that you had to swim up to the fish, look at them, and click to catch them. I thought you needed some tool first hahaha
@@Dorraj lmao
parents: you have to get off it’s late
Kid: can I have a little longer please?
Parents: how much longer?
Kid: oh 8 minutes or so after I escape this alien planet
“If you help us-“
Minkey: *Has already helped them.*
PDA: **introductio-**
Minkey: *AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!*
"Detecting local radiation levels" I don't care i am going home
When you crash in an alien planet but realise you left the oven on at home
Lol lmfao
When I see speedruns like that, I always imagine NPC's going like "Welly fuck that guy" as the player speeds past them, ignoring them completely
“I’ve crash landed on an alien plant. No matter, I’ll be out of here in 8 minutes.”
Minkey makes opinion about game on steam
Minkey: Too short of a game
I was just watching one price then I see your pfp lol
When you spend most of the time just waiting for rocket to build. XD
What if life was like this you can just glitch through your problems
6:53 *harry potter theme starts playing*
Minkey: Casually goes through floor
Physics: *HOLD UP*
How did he do that? Bugs hacks or glitches or just bad textures
@@howard440 clip glitch
Sunbeam: We Arrived
Minkey: No i arrived
Crashing on an alien planet really isn’t a big deal when your a god.
im scared of reaper leviathans but i love subnautica
Subnautica is partly a horror game
@@sebastiaomendonca1477 i ended game without seeing a reaper😂
Thats more impressive than this speedrun itself
SponzBoB meanwhile here I am with the sounds of a warper
@@xxultragamingxx9219 imagine warper that teleports you infront of a reaper
Any% Creative is a bit of a meme category, but really fun nonetheless :D Just a heads up.. this run contains a lot of glitches.
If you like speedruns/deathless runs, don't forget to subscribe!
Minkey dw ur still our dutch legend
yeaboi
Can you make a glitchless creative run? 🙂
Sure, why not :D
Minkey wow you master Bravo
Even in creative this game is super terrifying..
I love how building the rocket takes a good 40% or so of the run.
*Crashes on alien planet*
Dammit not again, there goes seven minutes
Legit has infinite stuff before you even get there... BUT ALTERA BE LIKE GIMMIE THAT ONE TRILLION CREDITS BOIIIII
DiscoverGaming You dont know how much is that. Mabye you cant even buy a hot dog with that 😂
next speedrun: killing every creature in the whole crater in under 25 mins
imagine hearing ur college crashin on a planet then 7 mins later he is already on his way back with a whole ass rocket
Imagine just liveing on the planet 4546B amd just seeing a janitor from crashed ship flying on a stasis rifle to a spaceship
6:52 when u play garry's mode too much
Garrys mod
It's Gary's mod do you are have dumb
@@JohnSmith-dw4sl do you are have dumb
When your mom says your leaving in 10 mins
Sea Emperor: Thank you for freeing my b-
This guy: Yeah yeah, now I’ve gotta get off of here
Finishing subnautica is like when someone wakes up from a coma, you finally get to live again, but you would rather die again because of the bill
Love how ure just clipping through everything possible :)
It's kinda fun breaking the game
im not 100% in on the exploits / bugs in Subnautica, why did you save at 3:05 ?
Yea it basically skips a few seconds of waiting time
okay thanks, got it :)
And it makes your hand turn into jelly.
@@adams6721 What about your other hand?
umm why u fill habitats with water?
Minkey : " Wanna see me do it again?"
Me, playing Subnautica for the 100th time:
*Ah shit, here we go again.*
And people thought jacksepticeye rushed through the game
How long did it take him?
Ancient civilization: takes 1000 years trying to find the cure and fails.
Minkey: aight bro.... hold my beer..
Devs: This game shall take over and hour to explore needed areas to beat it.
Minkey: Hold my beer!
I finished my first playtrough in about 37 hours. It is a great game and I just started to play subnautica below zero now and man they kinda fixed alot of the problems of the first games like the thermal blade making bubbles when not in water. The graphics too. Only if they were making a subnautica 2 like the original games but with features like below zero or better
Beat subnautica before Aurora crashed next!
the story of sea emperror is so sad
mr.tomato yeah. After the ending I was very sad. I would say, sad asf!
“Permission to land will be granted when you have settled your outstanding balance of 1 trillion credits”
Minkey: how about none
Aurora: Wait, Survivor we r coming.
Survivor: Bye... Left planet already...
Other survivors "Help us"
This guy "Im outta here.
It takes me 7 minutes to figure out what the hell my PDA is even saying
8:03 nice CS-GO player 😂
What do you do before the rocket launches? Play CS:GO.
He just has to stand on the pigeons then he can fly away *csgo refrence*
It makes me really happy that people love subnautica to the point of meticulously speedrunning it
A great game like this deserves it
*Walls exist*
Mobile vehicle bay: I’m about to end this man’s whole career
The ending of the game is just getting jebaited by Alterra.
Noob i did it in 3 hours
Jannis Röhrscheidt noobier noob I did it in 7 weeks
Funny ass shit! Sorry two run the "joke" but noob i did it in 5:32 seconds
I did it in a year and 5 says noob
Noob i did it 1 month lol
noob i did it in 69 centillions years
Does the glitch with the habitat at the start allow you to go superspeed with the seaglide? and how do you do it?
Deconstructing/reconstructing a hatch while your base is flooded gives you superspeed, which is why I use my propulsion cannon to flood it
Oh I see that's cool ty
luv ur vids btw
Thanks ;)
Minkey, i found a way to do it easier, construct a moonpool and hit it with the boomarang and right as you dive out you will go at superspeed, but idk if it takes long to make a moonpool.
you inspired me to my own creative any% since it looks really fun
i got 13 minutes 2 seconds today, it is my first time doing any speedrun on any game
Thats actually not bad at all for a first speedrun, nice job man
@@MinkeyBro ty
5:53 When you finished the test first but wait until someone else submits first so that you don't look like a tryhard