The MASSIVE Problem with CLONES the Republic Didn't want to Acknowledge

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @notaspy1227
    @notaspy1227 3 года назад +1619

    Wait? a government body that fails in taking care of its vets? I thought Star Wars was sci-fi?

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +357

      Yah the fi is supposed to mean fiction....
      Art imitates life.

    • @Autobotmatt428
      @Autobotmatt428 3 года назад +21

      @@geetslys You need to stop conflating Canon and Legends

    • @awiow1
      @awiow1 3 года назад +18

      @@Autobotmatt428 hmmm idk

    • @bone8352
      @bone8352 3 года назад +11

      @@Autobotmatt428 Who care?

    • @pavelstaravoitau7106
      @pavelstaravoitau7106 3 года назад +6

      It's not. It's space fantasy.

  • @katerbiller04
    @katerbiller04 3 года назад +422

    In a way the creation of the clone army was designed by Palpatine to be a paradox. Both dispensable and indispensable at the same time. Dispensable as cannon fodder during the orchestrated war and indispensable at the rise of the Empire.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +82

      A really good point! Their true purpose was Order 66!

    • @FLJBeliever1776
      @FLJBeliever1776 3 года назад +14

      And being the first Stormtroopers as recruits might have become mutineers if they had a reason to question Palpatine.

    • @Eli_RC
      @Eli_RC 3 года назад +3

      @@geetslys execute order 66sus

  • @rafaelschaffner
    @rafaelschaffner 3 года назад +927

    In an alternate universe where the empire never existed, I think the best thing to do with the Clones is to give them their own planet. Is there some uninhabited planet out there that can sustain human life? Maybe use the Clones to colonize uninhabited planets.

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 3 года назад +567

      "Lmao just chuck them to the Unknown Regions."
      - Senate

    • @shipslovetosink
      @shipslovetosink 3 года назад +150

      Class-D be like

    • @Ironhold_Watch
      @Ironhold_Watch 3 года назад +104

      This would explain the ryanverse

    • @Sgt_Long_Dong
      @Sgt_Long_Dong 3 года назад +55

      @@Ironhold_Watch oh my god you’re right

    • @jeffreykirkley6475
      @jeffreykirkley6475 3 года назад +168

      Even more simple:
      "If you find a job/military career on an outer rim planet, the republic will subsidize your first house there."

  • @natethegreat7967
    @natethegreat7967 3 года назад +222

    I truly hope The Bad Batch show goes into detail about how clones were treated after the war, and what the soldiers felt about being retired and replaced.

    • @iceman7757
      @iceman7757 3 года назад +10

      Yeah, we never saw that period of the star wars,maybe being replaced by humans, made the bad batch defect.

    • @zackzeed
      @zackzeed Год назад +3

      I guess you got your wish granted :)

  • @ramarblood7697
    @ramarblood7697 3 года назад +1889

    Kaminoans: We want our clones to choose bros over hoes.
    Jedi: You hear that Anakin?

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +627

      Anakin couldn't hear cause Padme's cheeks were clapping too loud.

    • @SecretTapeworm
      @SecretTapeworm 3 года назад +134

      @@geetslys damn 😂

    • @IIRAZZERII10
      @IIRAZZERII10 3 года назад +69

      Geetsly's I love your humor!😂

    • @thedawsonator1628
      @thedawsonator1628 3 года назад +84

      Anakin: *Finishing slicing a youngling* Sorry, what was that?

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 года назад +22

      Maybe the Clones coulda been persuaded to help fight the Chip's influence more if they'd been treated more like twin soldiers an less twin slaves.. Like after being released to the Jedi theyd been encouraged to own property and take wives have families besides just becoming individuals.. along with the Republic trying to cure their aging after a certain point to where it switches to normal after a time.. such incentives made, along with an infrastructure modified to support whom ever made it to wars end if your was a clone soldier ESPECIALLY if instituted by the Jedi coulda went along way in helping their cause..

  • @shanenolan8252
    @shanenolan8252 3 года назад +287

    Veterans are treated poorly in the real world too sadly

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +53

      All too true.

    • @thecrock2474
      @thecrock2474 3 года назад +44

      Anyone that has the balls to run into battle for their nation deserves a good paying job and a home when they return

    • @shanenolan8252
      @shanenolan8252 3 года назад +14

      @@thecrock2474 agreed

    • @hackman669
      @hackman669 3 года назад +27

      US retired forces in a nutshell. Have disdain the way the US treats its soldiers like trash. Also the way it treats the working class!!!

    • @bigray-sd2kv
      @bigray-sd2kv 3 года назад +3

      Dont they eat free at appbees they need to be treated good for there work

  • @Drakoriyan
    @Drakoriyan 3 года назад +222

    "For reasons unknown, sterilizing humans clones and thus removing Factor H from the equation, DRASTICALLY decreased the effectiveness of units."
    Yeah, somehow I feel like if was sterilized my unit would become less effective, too.

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 3 года назад +32

      Considering testosterone tends to increase aggression, I could see why it might negatively effect the clones combat performance.

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 года назад +8

      For some reason, I couldn't help but think of Sora's speech from No Game No Life when he said that lol. Basically, all men want a pretty girl to fight for.
      Konosuba does this to an extent in s1.

    • @che3se1495
      @che3se1495 2 года назад +1

      @@dylanhaugen3739 Sterilisation doesn't effect testosterone levels when done correctly.

  • @heliosdelsol
    @heliosdelsol 3 года назад +584

    I disagree with the whole “ if clones were allowed to procreate at will that it would severely mess up the gene pool for humans”. That might be true if you were talking about earth’s population but we’re talking about an entire galaxy with hundreds of thousands of planets and quadrillions of humans and human-like beings who can procreate with humans. A few million clones would be a tiny drop in the galactic gene pool.

    • @freedom4all870
      @freedom4all870 3 года назад +17

      And they were present on all if them because of the war right?... they'd fu ck lol

    • @ryuukeisscifiproductions1818
      @ryuukeisscifiproductions1818 3 года назад +95

      Only problem with that, is that there would have to be far more than a mere few million clones. Like seriously, I dont give a shit about the stupid low ball numbers the clone wars show gave out, an army made to fight in a galaxy populated by quadrillions would itself bare minimum be in the hundreds of billions. There is no way the clone army only consisted of a few million.

    • @orumonuldor1340
      @orumonuldor1340 3 года назад +55

      @@ryuukeisscifiproductions1818 Supposedly, the clone troopers were meant to be deployed to supplement existing polities fighting forces across the galaxy. Bear in mind that while the galactic republic wasn't allowed to have its own military, this was because each stellar nation or empire was supposed to do so in the first place.
      Didn't work out like that, of course. Complacency meant that various military unit across the galaxy downgraded to mostly ceremonial pomp and political factions. When the GAR started out it was having to carry the day while being burdened with hordes of hasty conscripts and some 'professional' military help.

    • @megaynium
      @megaynium 3 года назад +5

      That's true, and this way we can avoid draconian intrusions of privacy.

    • @megaynium
      @megaynium 3 года назад +7

      @@ryuukeisscifiproductions1818 armies are typically not more than like 3-4% of a given population, so you're probably right in that regard; but I am not good enough stat analyst to say for sure whether or not you're right that it'd be enough to de-diversify the collective gene pool.

  • @briansmith5579
    @briansmith5579 3 года назад +758

    *Jango Fett's DNA overrepresented in the human genome*
    Laughs in Genghis Khan

    • @zachary8187
      @zachary8187 3 года назад +23

      Right just what I was thinking

    • @walterbell7193
      @walterbell7193 3 года назад +37

      *Laughs in random ass Neanderthal*

    • @forthencholordofadmirals2763
      @forthencholordofadmirals2763 3 года назад +26

      1\100 people are related to him so umm yeah not seeing a problem with jango getting some overrepresention

    • @duskburn
      @duskburn 3 года назад +29

      yeah what happened to "thousands upon thousands" of habitable worlds in the core alone? according to the karen traviss books there were about 2 million clones at the height of the GAR. I know, I know, it's not canon, but it's as rational a number as any other. Add to the fact that while their phenotype mostly.matched.jango, their genotype was pretty variable after the kaminoans adjusted it. Throw in some merely adequate.geneticists to monitor family trees and you're good to go. Contrary to popular belief, inbreeding doesn't immediately result in birth defects, hemopholia, mental retardation, etc in the first generation. It's when it's done over and over in every generation that you start to see real problems.

    • @matiasmattera6650
      @matiasmattera6650 3 года назад +24

      @@duskburn I always thought that the numbers in Star Wars and its conflicts are stupidly small. We are talking about a galaxy where a little more than half is inhabited by intelligent life. Only 2 million clones in the army sounds stupidly little to me for a galactic war waged over three years on dozens of worlds. I mean, at WWII there was an estimated total of 70 million fighters throughout the war and in all settings and it was only ONE planet not even as overpopulated at the time as other core worlds in the Star Wars universe. I read there that in reality the true number of clones was almost 30 million and it still seems like a little exaggeration considering the amount of ground they had to cover in a war where dozens of small civil wars were fought around the entire galaxy. Today, the Earth is inhabited by approximately 7.8 billion people. A couple of million clones spread across different planets would not really do that much damage, even more so if they are sent to planets with scant population density or colonies where manpower and people are needed to inhabit the planet. It is not like every planet under the influence of the Republic is inhabited to the ceiling and with economies that cannot hold a push that collapses.

  • @chengzhou8711
    @chengzhou8711 3 года назад +217

    “Considering that I was born years before they approved of the army, that was one of my main contentions. I never actually figured out who commissioned the clone army, and I don’t know much about our genetic template, other than the fact that he and his instructors taught us Mandalorian culture as if it were gospel truth, and he was a pretty big deal of a bounty hunter, and his name was Jango. I am pretty glad that, despite being terrible parents, the Kaminoans left us mostly intact.” -CS/CT-8711-12 “Cheng”, Captain and Scout of the 442nd Siege Battalion

    • @Konaruhi
      @Konaruhi 3 года назад +4

      Source?

    • @chengzhou8711
      @chengzhou8711 3 года назад +6

      @@Konaruhi me, consider all comments in this fashion as an “in-character” response.

    • @Konaruhi
      @Konaruhi 3 года назад +8

      @@chengzhou8711 oh 😅 I actually thought it was a quote from something and I was gonna look it up. I always like reading stories from clones' perspectives. Shame. Ever thought about writing some fanfic? Lol

    • @chengzhou8711
      @chengzhou8711 3 года назад +6

      @@Konaruhi Yes.

    • @SecretTapeworm
      @SecretTapeworm 3 года назад +1

      @@chengzhou8711 Have you?

  • @SomethingThatRhymes
    @SomethingThatRhymes 3 года назад +104

    Something I loved in the Republic Commando novels was when Kal Skirata protected the Null clones from being destroyed, it was just such a powerful moment for me

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +23

      He was a real homie!

    • @RM-jq5vi
      @RM-jq5vi 3 года назад +7

      i really wish the mandalorian was set during the CW era, as the only mandalorians during the CW in canon that we know about is the deathwatch. and if he met with skirata or something and they recanonized him and the nulls i'd be happy

    • @83ATwo
      @83ATwo 11 месяцев назад

      Fr ​@@RM-jq5vi

  • @ashkaysnowhunter
    @ashkaysnowhunter 3 года назад +582

    "They desperately hoped the clones would choose bros over hoes." XD

    • @ramarblood7697
      @ramarblood7697 3 года назад +83

      The Jedi were hoping that Anakin would do that to, but he chose the hoes.

    • @dillanaddington7022
      @dillanaddington7022 3 года назад +18

      @@ramarblood7697 I mean, who wouldnt. Lmao

    • @xaviergonzalez44
      @xaviergonzalez44 3 года назад +13

      @@dillanaddington7022 Gay people

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +53

      We bring the humour.

    • @elijahbutcher9522
      @elijahbutcher9522 3 года назад +10

      @@geetslys And we love it

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 3 года назад +260

    The clones definitely deserved better!

  • @wigligigly3375
    @wigligigly3375 3 года назад +122

    Basically they treated living beings like machines, and when they understood that the clones have emotions, they kept treating them like droids.

    • @ramarblood7697
      @ramarblood7697 3 года назад +7

      I mean the Sentient droids sorta had emotions.

    • @michelecastellotti9172
      @michelecastellotti9172 3 года назад +10

      @@ramarblood7697 all droids had them, especially those of the CIS. They were forced to kill aginst their will as well, always under the influence of a protocol like order 66.
      Think about it, how come that everytime a droid gets cut off or damaged enough to loose its conmection to a main hub or something it simply tries to escape or help the clones?

    • @jeffreymeehan3116
      @jeffreymeehan3116 3 года назад +4

      That's called Slavery. That's the word everyone seems to be avoiding in the whole concept of the Clone Army. The Clone Army was a Slave Army. They had chips in them and everything.

  • @hanzpanzershrek2435
    @hanzpanzershrek2435 3 года назад +190

    Poor clones.All they could do was follow orders.

  • @devaneyjohn5349
    @devaneyjohn5349 3 года назад +128

    If the Republic had survived, the clones would have most likely ended up a police force in the outer rim.
    Force knows that whatever presence the Republic had there has been inadequate for centuries and a couple of million dedicated soldiers would have been pretty much the only way they could have cleaned shop by the end of the Clone Wars.
    Which, come to think of it, is exactly what the Empire did as well.
    The difference here is that they would probably have ended up running the Outer Rim as an occupation force due to the complete breakdown in Law, Order and the Economy after the fighting ended.

    • @laking09_57
      @laking09_57 3 года назад +8

      That’s pretty smart. But when happens when the clones get too old to work. Where would u shove em

    • @devaneyjohn5349
      @devaneyjohn5349 3 года назад +13

      @@laking09_57 Training the next generation to take over from them. And since their role would be more law enforcement than military, they could be encouraged to take their time to train said generation properly.
      And once they're too old for that, they retire, though what kid of retirement plan would be in place by then is a mystery.
      Personally though, I always felt that had order 66 not happened and neither the Jedi nor the Republic ended up falling...
      Well, some of the better treated clones like those from the 501st and the 212th would have just assumed roles in the Jedi temple. Looking after the younglings, escorting their former generals around, training the Padawans in everything from combat to how to tell if a Republic ration pack's gone bad or not, anything. Basically, figuratively babysitting the Jedi they served with and literally babysitting the next generation.
      Given that the vast majority of Jedi generals were dicks to their men, I don't think those that wanted to serve there would have had much competition for the position.

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 3 года назад +1

      They could also "republicanize" the confederates by marrying with the natives.

    • @devaneyjohn5349
      @devaneyjohn5349 3 года назад +15

      @@alexandrub8786 That carries a number of complications on multiple levels. For one thing, the offspring are going to have to be very careful about who they get intimate with in the future.
      For two, even the slightest rumour of coercion would be enough to start the war all over again.
      And for three, none of the clones have the slightest idea of what a stable family life looks like, which carries a raft of complications for everyone involved.

    • @kingnamor777
      @kingnamor777 3 года назад +5

      @@devaneyjohn5349 Good point. In other words the Republic is gonna have to give them a guild book on how to good human beings, how to raise a family, how to make money and etc.

  • @noahleonard2481
    @noahleonard2481 3 года назад +228

    Could the problem perhaps be that it was extremely unethical to use essentially child slaves to fight a war?

    • @ramarblood7697
      @ramarblood7697 3 года назад +22

      Could the solution be that storm-troopers were more ethical than clones then?

    • @centenodyllan
      @centenodyllan 3 года назад +41

      @@ramarblood7697 yeah but clones are cooler

    • @garakisalyingdogfacedponys3993
      @garakisalyingdogfacedponys3993 3 года назад +2

      @@ramarblood7697 i

    • @zachsuarez1830
      @zachsuarez1830 3 года назад +14

      They weren’t child slaves their minds progressed at the same rate as their body

    • @TheRougeRogue
      @TheRougeRogue 3 года назад +46

      @@zachsuarez1830 They were raised from birth to be soldiers, had no rights, and were seen as "products" of the Republic and Kaminoans. They were child soldiers/slaves from birth to death.

  • @bomber1752
    @bomber1752 3 года назад +400

    I love this star wars content please keep making more

  • @killphrop
    @killphrop 3 года назад +37

    "Jango Fett's genes would have been disproportionately represented in the human genome"
    *Ghengis Khan liked that

  • @inquisitorgarza312
    @inquisitorgarza312 3 года назад +78

    The Galactic Republic’s was going to create a massive problem to the Galaxy, and no doubt many within the Senate didn’t take into account what having a massive clone army. One had to take into account how much food, weapons, armor, and fuel for a massive army of the Grand Army of the Republic, and that just the Clone side of things. Then there are biological flaws of having a clone army of the same person, were they share the same biological makeup, thus having a same physique and body influence. The Senate perhaps would have crash the Galactic Market just by rushing the Clone Army into service, and fell straight into the hands of the banks and later into Palpatine.

  • @somethingoriginal4372
    @somethingoriginal4372 3 года назад +212

    Thumbnail is me when my parents ask why I failed spanish

  • @chitosetakaki9385
    @chitosetakaki9385 2 года назад +8

    Anybody notice how the thumbnail predicted the kenobi series

  • @Turtle3000
    @Turtle3000 3 года назад +36

    I want a Star Wars show following a clone being integrated into society after the war.

    • @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481
      @awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 3 года назад +9

      Man that would work equally well as either a drama or a comedy. Recovering from the horrors of war in a cold galaxy where at best nobody *really* cares about you and at worst thinks you're little more than a biological combat droid, or... The Office except everyone is played by Bradley Dee Baker.

    • @jacksentertainmentsystem3190
      @jacksentertainmentsystem3190 2 года назад

      @@awittyusernamepleaselaugh7481 i want both.

  • @KingBobBobBob
    @KingBobBobBob 3 года назад +195

    I'm with Cut Lawquan, screw the republic ima get married on some backwater where no one will find me and live out the rest of my life tending a farm with my wife and kids lol

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +56

      He knew what was up!

    • @KingBobBobBob
      @KingBobBobBob 3 года назад +32

      @@geetslys a few others did as well if I remember right. some commandos and arc troopers left before the battle of geonosis. in legends anyway lol

    • @kingnamor777
      @kingnamor777 3 года назад +11

      @@KingBobBobBob there's always a bit of truth in legends. So it did happened technically🤔.

    • @LeafBoye
      @LeafBoye 3 года назад +8

      @@kingnamor777 legends is just waiting to be canonized

    • @kingnamor777
      @kingnamor777 3 года назад +4

      @@LeafBoye True dat👏🏿. At least it's canon in my eyes.

  • @herusolares5320
    @herusolares5320 3 года назад +62

    I think the clones would have colonized a second Mandalore.

  • @CaptainHowzer325
    @CaptainHowzer325 2 года назад +9

    This hurts more after watching Kenobi episode 2.😭

  • @agrarianyeti8134
    @agrarianyeti8134 3 года назад +15

    Another reason the clones would be difficult to integrate into society is the fact that they would have terrible ptsd, the clone wars were awful. Jango Fett sure left quite the legacy.

    • @violentscorl697
      @violentscorl697 2 года назад

      Yeah. But he did achieve his goal to destroy the Jedi Order (for now). Mission accomplished at any cost, I guess. He didn’t have much love left in his heart except for Boba, after the Jedi hd slaughtered his family and fellow Mandalorians at Galidraan.

  • @Christian-rn1ur
    @Christian-rn1ur 3 года назад +15

    Republic: Literally uses sentient human clones as disposable pawns to fight a war
    Separatists: Uses a droid army to mitigate the loss of life
    'In my opinion, the Jedi are evil!'

    • @kyledonahue9315
      @kyledonahue9315 3 года назад +1

      Lmao the Separatists were notorious for their callousness towards civilian casualties. The decision to use droids was simply common sense: They’re cheap to produce and maintain, and can be mass produced in relatively little time. You don’t need to feed or train a droid, you simply need to keep them charged and point them in the direction of whatever you want dead.

  • @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly
    @BlueTeam-John-Fred-Linda-Kelly 3 года назад +10

    Are you gonna talk about how Cal skirata and the null ARCs found a way to stop the clones accelerated aging, as well as talk about the clones confirmed to have gotten treated and others that could probably have been treated?

  • @bogalert
    @bogalert 2 года назад +7

    damn that thumbnail looks practically identical to the show...

  • @Mrbanisher
    @Mrbanisher 3 года назад +10

    In a galaxy with many ecumenopolises like Coruscant the population should be in the trillions. That a few million clones would cause a massive unemployment problem or such is ridiculous. But that's often the problem with star wars. The scales don't make sense.

  • @Sterge08
    @Sterge08 3 года назад +133

    Wait, wouldn’t Kaminoan clones still have the mental age of a 10 year old? If so, that’s messed up.

    • @jaeger.editz_
      @jaeger.editz_ 3 года назад +81

      That's why they were essentially child slaves which is REALLY messed up. What's hypocritical is the republic did outlaw slavery even though they used a slave army.

    • @lordofspades9222
      @lordofspades9222 3 года назад +68

      The clones did not have a mental age of a 10 year old. When they were cloned, their mind grew along with their body. A clone with a 10 year old mindset would not have been able to do what the clones did nearly as effectively. There would be much more desertion, more clone madness, more freezing, and the army would be smashed.

    • @marcussims8934
      @marcussims8934 3 года назад +26

      @@lordofspades9222 so they were eleven

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +47

      It's SUPER messed up.

    • @laking09_57
      @laking09_57 3 года назад +11

      They didn’t have a mental age of 10. And anyway during the war the republic needed more clones so they deployed 9yr old clones meaning they weren’t always as well trained as the first bunch.

  • @marrqi7wini54
    @marrqi7wini54 3 года назад +31

    Hey Geetsly's, Knowing you're a fan of Star Wars and knowledge in the second world war as seen on your channel The Front, I'm curious on how star wars commanders and factions could do in the ww2 setting.
    Or any other era of warfare if you're feeling creative. Such as modern, ww1, 1700's, classical, etc...
    (Note: Said characters/factions must use technology that would be plausible to exist in the time frame their in. Wouldn't be fair if someone just pulled up to the battlefield with a star destroyer or the likes.)
    What strategies, tactics, and doctrines could translate into 40's technology, which ones can't, what roles would certain notable star wars commanders take/how the factions of star wars would react to the factions of our own world's past, and how could they compare to the real world commanders of the war?
    Anyone is free to comment in this thread.

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 3 года назад +6

      Will each faction be able to receive their own landmass or do they just appear in some predestined country?

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 3 года назад +7

      @@mill2712
      Well in one instance, yes. Each faction if mentioned will receive a landmass of their own to see how how said faction or factions would do such as alliances, enemies, if they'd participate in the war and in what capacity.
      For individuals, they can be assigned to the land mass of their congruent factions or they can be assigned to an existing faction or just do a versus against a notable figure.

    • @Platinum-rm4ce
      @Platinum-rm4ce 3 года назад +1

      That would be unfair, I mean with Thrawn or Tarkin , any Battle would be a Cakewalk

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 3 года назад

      @@Platinum-rm4ce
      And why do you think it would be such a cakewalk? Can you explain your reasoning?

  • @farquarius5027
    @farquarius5027 3 года назад +19

    "Focusing the clones sexual drives towards unit cohesion" Phwoarr

    • @yksisolttu
      @yksisolttu 3 года назад +6

      Reminds me of an old army saying: "what is gayness in civilian life is brotherhood in the army". (Note that this is a tranlation)

  • @apolloknight9521
    @apolloknight9521 3 года назад +30

    Dude... thumbnail really makes sad. Gosh it reminds me of that Simple History video of what the UK did to their Soldiers after WW1.

    • @kentrostomy6088
      @kentrostomy6088 3 года назад +3

      I've watched the video you're talking about and sadly it still happens all too often today in America

    • @keighlancoe5933
      @keighlancoe5933 3 года назад +5

      Can't be worse than what happened to British troops after the Napoleonic wars. There were no pensions, absolutely no healthcare or help of any kind for them. After the war Britain had half a million men who's minds were fractured and broken, and they decided to just pack most of them on ships and force them to migrate to their various colonies and essentially just dumped them there.

  • @lordofspades9222
    @lordofspades9222 3 года назад +10

    If I was a clone, I would have deserted and went to the planet Zeltros. Not many questions, really relaxing.

  • @socraticmethod-man9808
    @socraticmethod-man9808 3 года назад +15

    "Overly represented in the human gene pool", so Jango is Star Wars's, Genghis Khan.

  • @jasongonsalves2704
    @jasongonsalves2704 3 года назад +5

    No one ever mentions the fact that the Clones were effectively a slave army of child soldiers (Being ~10 years old and all). I put that together when I was like 9 and no one seems to acknowledge it.

    • @MouldMadeMind
      @MouldMadeMind 3 года назад

      Because they are modefied to age faster.

  • @bigboybarry91
    @bigboybarry91 3 года назад +12

    My mom during Christmas: “Have you been naughty or nice this year?”
    Me in the thumbnail:

  • @josephmartinez8725
    @josephmartinez8725 3 года назад +2

    I love how much depth geetsly get into with clones especially with questions hardly asked (I only know of the universe through movies/ some tv shows and some games )

  • @JuanGomez-bs6ue
    @JuanGomez-bs6ue 2 года назад +6

    The Thumbnail aged like fine wine

  • @gasmaskguys4965
    @gasmaskguys4965 2 года назад +2

    I love how this thumbnail is now canon

  • @clonecommanderrex8542
    @clonecommanderrex8542 2 года назад +3

    That thumbnail is now canon

  • @Supyloco
    @Supyloco 2 года назад +6

    Man, who else came here after seeing Kenobi Episode 2?

  • @SteelTheTanuki
    @SteelTheTanuki 3 года назад +3

    I think the best way to deal with the clones after the war, is if the republic created a permanent standing army.
    This would be used to help further stabilize and civilize the edges of the inner rim bordering the outer rim, then steadily introduce trained civilian combatants into the army and slowly phase out the clones. They would eventually all die of old age, service, or settle down, those who wanted to leave would be given the chance to, but have some limitation for how manny ould be allowed to settle down on the same planet.

  • @itsjustawatermelon714
    @itsjustawatermelon714 2 года назад +4

    Thumbnail really hitting different rn

  • @Imperial-Athena
    @Imperial-Athena 3 года назад +5

    As hard to swallow as that is, I still love my clone boys! Fives, Rex, Bly, Gre, Echo ,Hevy, Cody, Jessie, hardcase, tup, odd ball, Wolfee, Waxer, boil, 99, Gregor, and to many more to count. For the republic!

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 года назад +1

      God, Heavy's death cut deep. Especially when you realize how he got his name.
      Of all the clone deaths, his, 99, Fives, and Hardcase hit the hardest.

    • @Imperial-Athena
      @Imperial-Athena 3 года назад +1

      @@mechengr1731 Those are the names of men, not clones men, who went above and beyond the call of duty in the name of the republic. They were the best examples to follow by

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 года назад

      @@Imperial-Athena well said
      👏👏👏
      I only said Clone deaths to distinguish from Jedi deaths

  • @frankst5979
    @frankst5979 2 года назад +4

    Dude!!! The thumbnail

  • @robertespinoza5958
    @robertespinoza5958 3 года назад +6

    I would've trained the clones as construction workers and farmers to fix the mass starvation problems of the starwars galaxy its like a tool in each hand leaves no room for drugs lol and it helps peoduce food

  • @bigmanlettuce4388
    @bigmanlettuce4388 3 года назад +10

    A part of me really hopes there’s a planet that is “heavily influenced” by clone dna

    • @colbycoolby1592
      @colbycoolby1592 3 года назад +3

      Used to be in the old lore that Mandalore became a safe haven for clones after they were expunged from the military.

    • @anonymus5637
      @anonymus5637 3 года назад

      @@colbycoolby1592 I think that there was an entire Clan where most clones went. Clan Skirata, I think it was

  • @Dawgsofwinter
    @Dawgsofwinter 3 года назад +1

    I hate RUclips adds but sometimes their timing is hilarious... A bipolar depression add at 5:48... I didn't know if I should laugh, cringe, or face palm.

  • @akechiv1855
    @akechiv1855 3 года назад +25

    The clones having their hormonic state changed to being with their brothers is simultaneously the most hilarious and most creepiest thing I've seen out of the clone wars era. Bros really do be before hoes.

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +15

      Cut Lawquane would like to interject.

  • @datboyant4566
    @datboyant4566 3 года назад +8

    how does gregor survive into the time of the empire?

  • @LairdErnst
    @LairdErnst 3 года назад +1

    Maybe they could make a “Adopt-a-Clone” drive to introduce them into private security or alternative employment. There are also planets that don’t have inhabitants that they could set up as training and retirement communities for the clones to help train the new generations of non-clone soldiers and give them a place to go after they weren’t physically capable of doing the job anymore. Just a thought.

  • @adambrown3918
    @adambrown3918 3 года назад +1

    Great video! These were issues I've always thought about in regards to the clones. Thank you so much.

  • @ecowanderer6099
    @ecowanderer6099 3 года назад +2

    Geetslys, The Lore Master and Star Wars Explained are the best Star Wars Channels.

  • @apex3d595
    @apex3d595 3 года назад +3

    Spent the weekend watching episodes 1 through 6. Poor clones, they didn't know..

    • @geetslys
      @geetslys  3 года назад +1

      Indeed. Gotta binge TCW to really start sobbing.

    • @apex3d595
      @apex3d595 3 года назад

      @@geetslys gets me every time :'(

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 3 года назад +3

    "So, uh... hey do you wanna watch Xanadu tonight?
    "I _love_ Xanadu!"

  • @grendelkahn
    @grendelkahn 3 года назад +3

    There were over a trillion beings living on coruscant alone. The SW galaxy had millions of populated worlds and over a quadrillion beings. Releasing the GAR into the galaxy wouldn't have been a big deal statistically. I don't think this is a problem at all and would barely even impact civilians. Heck you could send a squad to each planet and they would be picked up as a private security force over night.

  • @kutkuknight
    @kutkuknight 3 года назад +1

    The idea that the star wars galaxy couldnt handle millions of able bodied 40 somethings in its workforce is ridiculous.

  • @tystringfellow7912
    @tystringfellow7912 3 года назад +6

    "Bro over hoes" for clones sounds like the navy to me 🤣

  • @GaudyMarko
    @GaudyMarko 3 года назад +30

    the galaxy is a big place, I feel like a few million extra civilians isn't that big of a deal as long as they make a sensible plan for how/where to release them. My suggestion would be to retrain them all as miners or some other primary industry, establish military operated settlements on uninhabited worlds and use their labor to help pay off the war debts until they eventually all die out from natural causes. But yeah a mandatory sterilization would probably be required if they were to just be thrown into the wild.

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 3 года назад +1

      I would suggest the ex-confederated planets.

    • @JoCE2305
      @JoCE2305 3 года назад +14

      So slavery until they die to pay the debts of the people that created them to be slaves. Thats almost as unethical as killing them. The clones hated boring. Imagine being a badass in the war, serving as a captain or an arc trooper, then forced into a mine with no rank and millions if people who look identical to you. It's exactly what the clones tried to avoid in the war.

    • @kauske
      @kauske 3 года назад +4

      Wanna know something funny? IRL there are 385,000 new humans born every single day. This is just one planet, with a relatively small human population. Keep in mind if we put humans into the same density as found in cities like new york, we'd not take up much room at all and could all fit into a small portion of a country like the US. Now, imagine a galaxy spanning civilization.
      If they had even 1% of the worlds in their galaxy's habitable planets inhabited, that's verging on 50-million+ worlds, if those words had an average population like Earth's, each likely would have a similar human birth rate. That's 1.925e+13 new human babies per 24 hour period. On a galactic scale, even being super-conservative, a few million wouldn't even be noticed.
      I honestly do not know how an army as small as only a few million could have helped the republic anyhow, given how big a galaxy is... But if that's the canon numbers, whoever wrote them has no concept of scale. THere realistically should be trillions, quadrillions, near countless numbers of clones to cover a galactic scale war. There would likely be entire solar systems dedicated to producing, arming and feeding these untold numbers.
      To put it into a real world scale, the USA has a standing armed force of 1.3 million active service members, and another 800k+ in reserve. China has another 2.8 million active, and an unknown reserve. You have another 800k Active and 2 million reserve from Russia. Even small countries like North Korea field an army of 1.3 million active troops. On a galactic scale, even a billion troops would be a joke. I always imagined the GAR to be absolutely massive, in the trillions of troops at least.

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 3 года назад

      @@kauske so you want a more Warhammer 40k Star Wars?

    • @GaudyMarko
      @GaudyMarko 3 года назад +2

      @@kauske yeah... star wars scale makes no sense. I remember an episode of the clone wars where an entire planet gets enslaved and transported off world and then a couple episodes later they rescue like 20 people from a single jail cell and call it a job well done

  • @Epsilonsama
    @Epsilonsama 3 года назад +1

    In a Galaxy of Trillions I dont think a couple of Million clones would be that big of a deal to integrate into society.

  • @thomasjtj1991
    @thomasjtj1991 3 года назад +1

    That thumbnail makes me soo bad . I would have gave that clone so many credits if I seen sitting on the street like that

  • @richardlew3667
    @richardlew3667 3 года назад +3

    I think retired clones would have made great police forces after the war. Coruscant's underworld is vastly lacking the much needed police presence

  • @woofwoof6419
    @woofwoof6419 3 года назад +1

    Poor Clone, he must have not watched those Wrist Rockets.

  • @eldrago19
    @eldrago19 2 года назад

    "taken out back and put down."
    Wow that escalated quickly.

  • @NovaWolfe
    @NovaWolfe 3 года назад +3

    Star Trek: *gets mobile ad into a geetslys video*
    Me: *Blasts the skip ad button*

  • @criptidfaye
    @criptidfaye 2 года назад +1

    that thumbnail is so damn accurate

  • @higrunt9844
    @higrunt9844 3 года назад

    Treating clones as humans: exists
    The republic: maybe if i don't look at it it'll go away

  • @JamesThompson-qi5gr
    @JamesThompson-qi5gr 3 года назад +2

    It is always great to know the Kaminoians wanted all clones to "smash" among themselves

  • @Felix.Fictus
    @Felix.Fictus 3 года назад +2

    Honestly as far as genetics go, the clones were specifically made from some of the best genes around so thats not necessarily a bad thing.
    As for the sudden rise in population, that could have been funneled into the rim worlds, having the retired clones act as first wave colonists in dangerous outer rim systems.

    • @Felix.Fictus
      @Felix.Fictus 3 года назад

      Btw if it's a REAL problem, I don't see why the republic wouldn't just sterilize the whole clone army.
      That solves your gene thing and then ya ship-em off to the rim

  • @Astralwolf23
    @Astralwolf23 3 года назад +1

    Oh wow, so they became in part like ancient cultures for example the sacred band of thebes.

  • @roelly8560
    @roelly8560 3 года назад +2

    Well, what if clones had an option to leave the army or stay, we know there are clones that would stay in the army like Rex

  • @ProfessorRainman
    @ProfessorRainman 3 года назад

    This content is so good.
    Also when the clone says “Attention! sergeant on deck!” is he talking about Sergeant Geetsly?

  • @afaketwo
    @afaketwo 3 года назад +1

    Can't believe it.. A whole planet full of clones

  • @justnoob8141
    @justnoob8141 3 года назад +1

    Kaminoan: *Explain something complex*
    Jedi: ...I'm a jedi, not scientist
    Kaminoan: It basically is toss your coin and hope that it land on "Bro before Hoe", we flip a lot of our table over that hormone
    Another kaminoan: *Flip another table in anger*
    Jedi: Huh, I see

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 3 года назад +2

    I wonder how many are out there with Jango genes

  • @jmd1743
    @jmd1743 2 года назад +2

    I find the act of creating a clone army to be too immoral, especially since they have artificially shortend life, just draft a few million out of the trillions of souls. They could have always quit cloning early on.

  • @Lp-gn5hx
    @Lp-gn5hx 3 года назад +6

    In regards to factor H, it makes sense that removing it is a bad idea. It sounds like factor H mainly covers Estrogen and Testostorone. Since both are vital to physical and mental development during puberty cutting out part of it would stunt the growth and development of the clone's body.

    • @laking09_57
      @laking09_57 3 года назад +1

      Imagine they took out factor h and instead of the deep voice clones have they’d have some squeaky ass voice

    • @Lp-gn5hx
      @Lp-gn5hx 3 года назад

      @@laking09_57 Dear god that would be funny and sad

  • @slitherthewizardofwither6959
    @slitherthewizardofwither6959 3 года назад +4

    I mean if I was a clone then the Clone across from me would be 100% identical to me basically me meaning his right hand would be my right hand Soooooo...

  • @thecanilianempirelopsidedt3893

    I mean, considering the small number of Fett clones on comparison to the overall galactic human population as well as other compatibile species- just seems like they could spread the clones out across the Republic, this spreading Jango's genes around a vast area as opposed to it coming across like "Eh, we'll just drop them all off here."

  • @SalinaMoonfall
    @SalinaMoonfall 2 года назад

    Pretty sure Sidious made sure those actually asking these questions among others were either drowned out or silenced...just like he tried his bed to keep the obvious debt the war was running the republic into wasn't talked about or addressed, he wanted the republic bankrupt so that people were desperate and in a state of mind to not resist his taking full financial control (which he did even before wars end by taking over/being given oversight of the banking clan).

  • @nerdlingeeksly5192
    @nerdlingeeksly5192 3 года назад +6

    Sterilizing the units got rid of testosterone men need testosterone, you ever seen how angry and strong someone can get when hopped up on testosterone supplements

  • @assassinproduction1
    @assassinproduction1 3 года назад

    3:22 the framing of this shot makes a shape eerily similar to the imperial insignia

  • @EdaugEthanbYT
    @EdaugEthanbYT 3 года назад +4

    No wonder the clones loved the Empire

  • @buck342443
    @buck342443 3 года назад +1

    Considering all the fail safes Sidious had wouldn't there be like a suicide order for the clones?

  • @johnwest6083
    @johnwest6083 3 года назад +1

    Would it really be that big a deal? There's a trillion people on Coruscant alone.

  • @luciusvorenus9445
    @luciusvorenus9445 3 года назад +1

    With shorten lifespans, you'd think this would taken care of the problem. Build retirement planets with structured schedules and activities until the last of the clones passed away.

  • @silvesterlowellimageek2140
    @silvesterlowellimageek2140 3 года назад

    The old sound of the being of the star wars battle one for the PS2 . I was wating for the next beep to go off the ensteed there was words .

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual 3 года назад +1

    > Jango Fett's dna would be massively overepresented.
    And thats a bad thing because?

  • @ACEnBEAKY
    @ACEnBEAKY 3 года назад

    Originally, Lucas was thinking about making Lando a clone, and that Leia would disdain him.
    This was b4 the clone wars we got. Apparently Lando would be from a planet entirely dominated by clans of clones and the 700 or so nation states they ruled over.
    The clones would be bizarre and were partially responsible for the then undefined clone war.
    Ya know, this throw away idea could be retconned into canon. Like a planet of various escaped clones trying to create a world of their own, perhaps even seeking cures for their madness and advanced aging.
    Who said they would all be Fett Clones, or even human clones? Seps tried to make a small clone army to fight the Jedi. Other people made cheap clones for slaves and cannon fodder.
    This could retcon a lot of throw away ideas from Pre prequel legends and even Lucas himself.

  • @tommogamer8546
    @tommogamer8546 3 года назад +1

    lets just say for a minute the republic stayed after the clone wars and order 66 never happened , anakin never turned and found out palpatine earlier by accident or something . The republic could segment the clone to old to serve and those not, keeping on the younger ones as a police force and army and the older ones get further sub-divided into groups of about 100,000 and form two initiatives one to find and colonise new worlds which would be the job of some of the clones and the others integrate into society sending about 100,000 to each world. also they could implement a law that clones were only allowed to have one child should they decide to have one at all. that's the best idea i can come up with.

  • @mustaphabensaada1142
    @mustaphabensaada1142 3 года назад +2

    An alternative would've been to to send them on unstable world for all those who still wanted to serve, and even train the republican people to serve in the army as in the old republic or, send them on social missions like farming unarmed world, making contact with new species, discovering and all...

  • @1865Highst
    @1865Highst 3 года назад +1

    The idea that a huge labor force would have no way to integrate into society is one of the greatest modern myths. In a market without third-party regulation (which there are bound to be in a galaxy) there is ample room, and demand, for labor. The clone army would have been fine. If the republic had won it would have actually been GREAT for the galaxy to have a massive amount of capable and competent labor suddenly entering the market. That is when people with business sense invest large amounts of money into ventures.

    • @beybladeguru101
      @beybladeguru101 2 года назад +1

      You’re absolutely right. This ridiculous myth was also believed after the second World War, which lead to a horrible economic downturn in 1949 from all of the terrible economic policies that were instituted to combat this “problem” (vis a vis maximum wage, etc.).

  • @WarriorNoldor
    @WarriorNoldor 2 года назад

    Clone Trooper Veteran: PTSD, medals, physical wounds, fought in multiple campaigns, and survived.
    Republic VA: The best we can do is a 30% disability rating.

  • @mongrlle862
    @mongrlle862 3 года назад

    7:29 you forgot that they’re also highly skilled killers

  • @LeafBoye
    @LeafBoye 3 года назад +1

    Wouldn't a few million new workers be a drop in the bucket for the republic?

  • @DasHemuli
    @DasHemuli 3 года назад +4

    Just an idea for a video (dunno if you have done it already), how did people in universe tell time. As in we use dates like 10 BBY or 15 ABY, how did people in the galaxy say years before the battle of Yavin? Have there been multiple ways in the course of history and have different civilizations had their own timekeeping measures?

  • @eyeballpapercut4400
    @eyeballpapercut4400 3 года назад

    7:12 reminds me of the Massacre of Obedience from Kenshi