If Tav was a player in your game
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- Опубликовано: 13 сен 2023
- i've got a lot on my mind... and, well, in it.
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Tav playing “I see fire” in front of a smoking tavern had me dying. 😂
oh is that what the second song was? i was so confused lol
Idk who Tav is.. help?
@@afungi9885non-origin PCs in Baldur's Gate 3 are being referred to as Tav
@@afungi9885Tav is suggested name for custom character in Baldur's Gate 3, derivative from Gustav
@_peters6221 oh thanks
Tav's quips have become ingrained in my psyche; all day at work I say to myself shit like: "Maybe I need more pockets", "Hope it's not cursed", "Still breathing, despite everything". Tav is me, and I have become Tav
well… innit
Wish I had a Bag of Holding...
Cursed to put my hands on everything...
All is well that ends... not as bad as it could have
Cursed to put my hands on everything...
The arms crossing pose and the 3 seconds of silence, like he was waiting for the dialogue options to load was too good lmao
God that always cracks me up
Then durge makes the goofiest smile
Had me crying laughing
I honestly thought that was a reference to the line of sight exploit by talking to an NPC and then sneaking past them with another character.
the face he makes was spot-on
Tav: "I'm a lawful good character and will always strive to do the right thing."
Minthara: "i'm a Drow companion that has big 'step on you' energy that's only unlocked through genocide."
Tav: "As I was saying, I'm a Chaotic Neutral character and-"
As long as Minthara never finds out where the druid grove is, you can skip the raid missions and get her. Though it does end up with Halsin dead
Minthara is pretty subby actually. Laezal however...
@@TheTrueFelight how tho? If you didn't raid the grove meaning that you would need to kill the goblin bosses right?
@@meris8486 Laezel is pretty subby too tbh
@@elowin1691u have a different laezel? You literally need an intimidation roll mid sex to take the reins.
GigaTav: "shouldnt have asked to live in more interesting times" *gives self bardic inspiration by showing off guitar skills*
"I've got a lot on my mind and...well... in it."
"These boots have seen everything."
I'm glad I'm not the only one that found the "is that blood? no...nevermind" completely out of nowhere. EVERY time Tav says it, it's either painfully obvious "Yes Tav, we're all standing in ankledeep blood, we just finished a fight against a group of blood covered gnolls" or it's "it's the cleanest area possible." You literally just got clean from a long rest, so what blood could you POSSIBLY be seeing here?!
My first play through was dark urge so it didn't bother me at all. Like yeah, of course he's thinking about blood all the time. I was kind of surprised when i made a non dark urge character and she was saying it constantly too.
I genuinely thought it was a result of some subconscious influence from investing in the use of my tadpole. That my Tav was just seeing glimpses of horrors that weren't really there. Interesting to hear it's just a line that can play anywhere for no reason. 😅
Fits when you're the dark urge.
@@ghostlandered well i'm not playing Dark Urge, so it's very out of place pretty much every time he says it. usually Tav's barks are contextual to what you are having him do. If you click on an item for him to pick up, he'll say something like "Wish I had a bag of holding" if you click on a chest/door, he'll say things like "No traps please" or "time to move on" etc. It makes sense. But unless I'm literally clicking on a surface covered in blood (which hey, is entirely possible given it IS a tracked fluid for a surface to have), it makes no sense why he'd say it to me. 😂 I just find it funny, because it's always so out of place. And the GM's expression is priceless for it.
If it bothers you that much, turn it off in the settings. Otherwise, quit bitching.
"Is that blood? no, nevermind" I was already chuckling from "all's well that ends... not as bad as it could have" but that one finished me off hahahahh
Another round of "these boots have seen everything" for my table, waiter!
@@florianchabaud8548 can't do right now, got a lot on my mind... and well, in it
...This entire time, I thought the line was "Is that a plant? No, never mind". Wasn't sure why Tav was curious about plants everywhere, but sure, why not.
I was hoping for "cursed to put my hands on everything" when he tried to flirt.
@@zibbitybibbitybop hahhahah dammn, I just pictured Tav on the grove, staring at a tree: "is that a plant? no, never mind"
Can we just take a moment to appreciate Jacob's phenomenal acting? He's been able to fool us for so many years into believing he's just 1 person instead of an army of clones playing sessions in all of these D&D clips
Yeah he's good. I think he should pursue that somehow. You know other than making great YT content.
the one time Shadowheart doesn't use bless and the clones failed the deception check
He almost seduced himself.
Dude, don't you know? Those aren't clones, they're succubi Jacob summoned!
I legit forgot that it's him 4 times. I've watched him for so long that I grew accustomed.
YOU NAILED TAV'S FACES THEY'RE SO GOOFY 😭
Literally why i only ever play dragonborns 😭
"Astarion and I need a third... okay fourth"
I'm dead 🤣
"...how do you feel about bears?"
@@swissarmyknight4306 was that a Baldurs gate reference?🤣😉😶
this whole video is a reference to baldurs gate wdym@@SebastienGendron-uk4po
@@SebastienGendron-uk4po you can romance a druid that can turn into a bear and he is all for polymory
@briannong9363 not only can you sexy time the druid...but you can do so WHILE he's in Bear form.
Tav playing Ed Sheeran just to confuse the DM, Is hilariously in character
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104Okay! In return, stop posting this everywhere
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 your sick just sick
Anyway here's Wonderwall...
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104okay, I won’t.
When he said "these boots have seen everything"... i felt that
I was waiting for blood comes easier these days
These walkers have had indeed observed all the things
@@goro0568 how many have died today? How many will die tomorrow?
Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...
"All is well that ends... not as bad as it could have"
Okay but nailing the physical Tav mannerisms is choice. Absolutely accurate.
This is so me when I'm cursed to put my hands on everything.
DOWN DOWN
DOWN BY THE RIVEEEERRRRR
great.... i just got it out of my head and now it's back....
Wish I had a bag of holding...
If you keep questing like this, you're gonna be living in a wagon, rolling doobies, down down down by the River!
I was waiting for one of them to spontaneously start dancing like Karlach.
She always does her little jig at the least appropriate times, love it.
The neatherese orb really does feel like a taunt. That icon seems like it is larger than others.
So many times i just find myself hover over it- like: "I could just...naaah...or maybe... nonono...or maybe"
"You wake to find yourself aboard a rapidly crashing Illithid ship."
All the players immediately accuse the DM of trying to rip off Baldur's Gate.
DM promises it's something else and says
"You all wake up on a beach, mysteriously unharmed.."
Cue collective sigh.
Well Larian took that start from their last game lol you started divinity 2 on a burning ship
@@ProxyGateTactician DOS2 starts on a ship that ends up being violently shipwrecked by an eldritch horror and you wake up mysteriously unharmed on a beach lol
"A strange Black Shadowy Smoke POURS out of the jungle and envelopes one of you companions, disappearing rapidly back into the jungle as their screams grow more and more distant."
Funny you should say that, the last time I played DND, two years ago, my old group and I had found ourselves waking up on and subsequently taking over a Mindflayer Ship. The sheer coincidence of it managed to wring a few drops of precious and ever elusive dopamine out of my hypothalamus.
All jokes aside, they should really publish the adventure as an actual 5e module. Would be pretty cool, and you know... easier to find all the shit you missed the first three playthroughs by just reading it.
"Then I attack them" That pretty much sums up every murder hobo in D&D XD
From what I've heard, murderhobos typically just attack, without trying anything else first.
If you pass an encounter with dialog, you get EXP, if you save and load then knock them unconscious, you get the EXP again.
If you save and load again then kill them, you get the EXP a third time.
He said it was non-lethal.
@@kayohwaiconcussion hobo subclass just dropped
@@timothykessler5029 Ooh! Double damage with saps, and the way it's written, it stacks multiclassing into Rogue for sneak attack. Plus it gets access to Battlemaster maneuvers. But you'd be giving up an ASI to multiclass with it.
Hey, it could be worse. If the Dark Urge had been there, he would have gotten into the crime scene just to eat the hand.
Well tav is the dark urge its just not picking its dirty head out yet.
it would be well cooked after all, better than to leave it to waste there
@@Zomtism Caaaarl...
*NARRATOR:* You see the guard's eyes warily meet your own, and your thoughts are filled with curiosity; would those round, juicy tidbits popping between your teeth be as sweet as those you've had before? Would the screams be as melodic? Your mouth waters at the thought, and you become visibly... _excited._
Man I don’t see how anyone can play as tav when durge exist
Players: "Hey Tav how should we get the door open?"
Tav: "breathe deep and move." "Can't stay idle"
His immediate jump to activating the orb is too accurate
“Reload the save!”
The Tav’s ultimate weapon.
“Reload the save” had me in stitches
This video was made just so he could flex his guitar experience on us! And i love it!!!
Giddyup-Gale was the bardic inspiration we needed all along
Sneak attack, run away, I can dash, it's okay, no reaction attacks, I'm too fast, that's a fact
Fûk yeah, we now demand…. A musical version. 😎😎😎
Im so happy to see him play guitar again
I feel like this could be done with every companion.
You spelled "should" wrong.
OH MAN PLEEEEASE. lmao Such a great idea.
lae'zel: i threaten the guard. nat 1? well i tried everything
astarion: i seduce the guard. nat 1, shit. i attempt to bite the guard. failed again. well i tried everything
karlach: i do a little dance. they didnt let me in? man come on
gale: *[activate the netherese orb]*
Shadowheart either cucking you or missing
That long pause from Tav is my computer trying its damnedest to keep up so my Necromancer can talk
Umm I BELIEVE I get to roll an extra d6 due to my “Bliss Spores” thank you very much, remember when I met the myconid leader and refused to ever take a bath again?
Why would i If the spores allow me to steal the Longrest potion.
"okay fourth" LMAOOO
you have the Tav body language down perfectly, nice work as always!
''Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times...''
I love how Tav's case of the "Dreamwork eyebrow" is just being the butt of so many joke, it's great
“If dnd was like baldurs gate…..wait”
As someone who has played with several different tav voices I find it hilarious that they all say the same things but with their own little personality quirks, but now I wish we had a Jacob voice, he really poured his heart out into those lines 😆
"astarion and i could use a third. okay, fourth. how are you with bears?" has me ROLLING
I feel extremely vilified in my choice to play a Bard Tav now.
I did bard Dark Urge who's good to a fault but operated under the ethos: "Act first, think never." and its honestly been the most bard playthrough I could have ever imagined. Sometimes I'll make terrible choices and still somehow Jar Jar Binx my way into good outcomes. Like I surprised a paranoid group being hunted, they thought I was one of their hunters, and being a bard I got theatrical and was like "whooooooo, im going to ggett youuu!" and they actually took it seriously so innocents were now hostile and attacking. But then it just so happens the first person we target and down was a shape changing imposter so I instantly became their friend again when we sussed it out and ended up getting rewarded :D. His ability to fumble a situation so hard he succeeds is becoming legendary :D. I teamed up with an evil dood with "lesser evil" logic, accidentally uncovered some of his machinations while he was friendly and with guard down and foiled them causing me to fully turn on him saving people the narrative suggested would be difficult or nearly impossible to save :D.
@@Ralathar44 woah, did all that happen in act 3 or something? Can't say I have anything like that happen to me yet and I haven't gotten that far
@@Dunzification The polish dropped alot. Alot more being seen through walls, dialogue options vary in quality alot more, crashes, specifically a multiplayer t-pose crash is common, cut scenes are often slightly out of touch with what we are doing and have done, ive run into a few areas you literally can't stealth for no reason, some fights where playing the good guy and saving people is very poorly designed. Lots of near unavoidable damage (steel watch blow up on their next turn in a huge area after going under X hp) random fights trigger with no dialogue at all. Dialgue and fights triggering on the wrong person. Characters not making sense (you're literally beating the avatar of gods and then they are concerned/afraid of far lesser threats) doors/chests/etc that are stealing not marked in red, having steel watch accost each character individually after passing the check with the first...winding up with everyone in jail anyways, characters dying in ways they shouldn't or not allowing you to save them (started at end of act 2), key characters suiciding into masses of people (first one was Jahira jumping face first into death at end of act 2...like the tieflings can do in the siege in act 1 its suicidal and stupid lol), the merchant reputation system being worthless with so many merchants + so much gold required to move their rep now.guards "seeing crimes" and super speeding over from off screen, crimes being caught with nobody around, attackers having lootable bodies that count as stealing, etc. Its still a good game but definite quality drop compared to act 1 and most of act 2.
You forgot the part where some one says "we gotta move quickly!" And then Tav spends 20 minutes looting all the 50 bodies in the room.
As someone who's currently playing a drow bardlock, this is entirely in character. Except I'd probably have tried dropping a fog cloud over the area as well.
The old "deploy smoke and steal everything while heavily obscured" trick works every time in BG3...
(Subtle Spell: Fogcloud) Uhoh! Looks like the fire is picking up! We should all probably away from here with haste! (Then double back & investigation begins)
Yeah it's a bit silly that it works in stores. I threw a darkness spell in the armor store, looted the display cases and then sold it all to the merchant standing 10 meters away. BG 3 is so good I kinda expected him to recognize his own wares but he didn't.
@@Juel92i have messed up so many times in morrowind trying to sell the trader something I stole from him, thank god I didn't have to worry about it in bg3
The party: *experiences the mildest offset*
Gale: I’m really gonna do it this time
The smug look and crossed arms was spot on
Great skit, but after watching this, I kinda want Jacob to just make a video of himself playing guitar. That was legitimately good.
1:43 is exactly what I mean when I say you really feel the whole "silent protagonist" thing in this game.
Noo, not the tav facial expressions! I knew they were coming but holy crap 😂
3:27 The eyebrow raise got me lmao
Cursed to put his hands on everything, Tav picks up the unconscious guards and sends them to camp.
Does he attack the foul demon? Is it a foul demon?
Like, is it a fiend?
*nod
@@MrFosterXYeah… It is.
The demon was offside so they are a foul demon
Jacob’s ability to convincingly play two separate people reacting to each other is getting kind of uncanny, ngl.
Watching Jacob irreverently play guitar: I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me…
Ah, yes, Tav crossing their arms everytime someone mentions them or their name... The mannerisms are on point.
This threw me so hard because me and my dad go by Tav for short sometimes
Sven Vincke's dog is named Gustav
Wow can’t believe this is what specifically you and/or your dad would do in my dnd game.
This video is just Jacob showing off that he can play guitar and I am here for it.
Can we talk about the fact that even this presents Tav as a mostly pretty good dnd player XD like the game did AMAZING at presenting a dnd experience
The facial expressions sent me rolling omfg, the 2 to 3 second gap that your pc is emoting to a situation before answering is golden
I have alot on my mind and, well, in it.
I actually like Tav's "Sometimes the only way out is through"
Going through all the charisma options with the changing music really got me xD
Jacob be making PROGRESS my man. Getting some facial hair, toning up, nicely done my guy 👌
His face does look a little thiner
Surprised Tav didn't immediately go to dip their weapons in the burning tavern
If Jacob ever put out an entire video that was just him playing the guitar... I wouldn't mind that.
this feels like a personal attack, my Bg3 character is a bard named Tav and I just exhaust all the dialogue options until one of them works.
Well now I wanna see all the BG3 characters playing DnD
Anyone else chuckle at the thought of detonating Gale’s orb. After accidentally doing it once, the thought crosses my mind once per battle
Great work. Thanks for the video. I know you have a lot on your mind, and well. in it.
Props for Jacob's guitar skills. Could tell immediately from the hammer-on at 1:10 that mans got some chops. Didn't expect I See Fire though.
You forgot pressing a button to make an attack, thinking better of it, and then clicking the portrait of one of your companions only for Tav to just T1000 charge at that person and slug them in the face.
Okay, this was really good. More, please.
3:48 yeah you're telling me when you've exhausted all your options you don't blow up your wizard ? what's wrong with that ?
You mean Tav’Arish. He is quite the comrade. He understands everyone and gets understood by all, even by simply nodding.
Yoh, I just backed Ryoko's! Looking forward to it SO MUCH!
Dude, respect for guitar progress! And other stuff too. ofc!
Jacob does such a good job in these videos and he makes me want to hear full campaigns of these skits 😭
Compare this vid to one brother here was making a few years ago and man, XP, you have come along way. This video was smooth.
Hey I haven't watched your stuff for about 2 years and you looking good homie big ups to you
You lookin good bro. Keep doin your work out regime. Keep rollin those dice too.
Activate the netherese orb! 100% my players would use it if i gave it to them. P.S looking good jacob, whatever you are doing is working!
I would also activate the netherese orb at the slightest provocation.
"Non lethal" Oh man that's one of the biggest jab to the game I've ever seen.
Jacob playing guitar in front of Jacob and Jacob is so amazing, I hope Jacob got props from Jacob, Jacob deserves it.
This video is the best skit you've ever made 😭💀
Yoooo XP to level 3 new video let's go
He's got a lot on his mind. And well, in it.
I like playing a bard who's instrument is a bunch of wind chime like things dangling from My armor so I can just move to do bardic inspiration cast spells etc.
this is the video I've been waiting for!!!!!!!
This is wonderful
Non-lethal never fkn works!!!! God-tier finisher. Even so this game is amazing, at 300+ hours on my first run through, cornerchecking everwhere and loot goblin extraordinaire. Roguelock is fun
Is that 300 hours in steam time or according to the save file?
@@Juel92 both. Naturally steam time is more from like having it open and not loaded. But i was referring to in game actively playing. Im on the final quest of the EB ( but trying to find as much act 3 secrets that i have access to before triggering the end) based on my gameplay so far. I accidentally screwed myself out of the underwater sequence by taking down the SW first, so dont do them in THAT order, XD. Obviously im trying to be vague for spoilers. edit:sp
@@Juel92 also i was 160+ before venturing to act 2 if thats relevant. Ive wanted to play something like this for a long time and didnt do early access specifically to savor as much as i can for ny first run through.
300+ club let's gooo.
@@N3KR0SiS_YT Yeah I took down the SW first and missed that as well. Did it on my second playthrough though, don't worry you're not missing much. The whole place takes like no time but you can get a sword that gives +2 charisma and a decent heavy armor.
Also I'm assuming you're not skipping any dialogue?
It needed to be said that you are an amazing guitarist
I love that everyone's Tav no matter good or evil has at least some amount of little shit energy
This is pretty accurate. Also seeing Jacob play a guitar so well was pretty dope
I would love to watch a session of D&D with just Jacob playing all the parts.
Video was awesome xD
What a sneaky way to show off your growing guitar skills, we see you XP to lvl 3. :)
Pleasantly surprised the Jacob can play guitar; That was beautiful! :)
This is hilariously accurate :D My Tav is a bard, and is romancing Astarion. Loved this video!
The arm crossing got me too good
This game is so great, I'm late (assumingly late, at least, since I've already spent 20 more hours than Act 1 and 2) into Act 3 and having a blast.
Jacob just casually flexing his musician skills XD excellent video
BG3 sure has made TTRPGTube titles interesting lately.
something about the eyebrows after "wanna come back to my camp?" just killed me 😂
I've watched the part where tav distracts the guards like 30 times and it still makes me laugh every time lol
That idle face movement is so spot on holy hell lol
The expressions are so on point i can't XDD
"these boots have seen everything" was the breaking point for me lmao
The Tav face is perfect 😂