THat's why he went with "while he is on the cross". He litereally said "it's worse than you thought" (i.e. "i know you all thought he's gonna say god or jesus. But it's worse")
@@tash5540 Women don't hate short men lol. And 5'9 is not short. I am 5'6 and I don't think my height has ever been an issue for my girlfriends. If a girl ever tells me that it is I don't want narrow minded woman like this anyways..
I don't get why being bald is that bad though? It doesn't seem to change physical attraction between men and women that much, not to mention how it's far more efficient and maintenance free. Also, think about how much money you would save on haircuts.
If OJ did well in Jimmy's funeral, I'd book him for mine as well. But I'd request that he continuously deny having anything to do with my death. "It wasn't me, I was nowhere near. I had nothing to do with it!"
@eddiewinehosen Both of my long-term relationships have been with men at least 10 inches taller than me. I appreciate your intention, but it's not practical beyond a rom-com. They'd either have to awkwardly squat or I have to have a step to hand at all times lol
@@Trashheapcuntspawn Well consider this experience then. In certain, uh, horizontal positions, all I can see is chest hair. Kinda takes the romance out of it.
Same here. About 5"4, I already consider every man taller than that to be either "the right height for me" or "freaking giant". I don't know how the petite chicks who date basketballers or wrestlers do it. They must have some kind of magical heels or something to even hug their man.
Unto the end, for Maeleth, understandings to David. The fool said in his heart: There is no God. They are corrupted, and become abominable in iniquities: there is none that doth good. Psalms 52:1-2
Looks like Jimmy's time in California rub off on him the right way, digging the threads, though I would go colors that wouldn't highlight ones paleness. King of Comebacks, and Distraction is the best show ever, naked leap frogging to test ones left and right sides, see how mentally fit we really are...Love it.
There's a fairly simple algorithmic solution to a rhubiks cube. You could take a few days before going in to learn the algorithm, then be out in minutes. I have a friend who can sit and look at one for a couple of minutes, then decide where he's starting, and solve in around 90 seconds. Not actually solving anything, just following a system
Beating up Jesus while he's on the cross someone needs to do an animation of Rocky Balboa running up a hill throwing his hands in the air then using Jesus on the cross as a punching bag while Judas watches with hair like Don King while the montage music plays
Dog in a cat's body? It would be like having a dog the size of a cat , and you could take it for walks. Cool! I wonder if you could take it to dog parks.
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Why isn't he wearing a suit? That's not the Jimmy I used to know
Robot Malfunction.
It’s the casual robot body, they popped his head off and put it on his lumberjack hipster weekend body.
It doesn't go with his lipstick.
@@arghjayem Hmmm is that what you call a lumberxexual? He never really looked lumbersexual to be honest, no beard. But lumberjack hipster? hmm
I think he is in America, when in Rome...
This Richard Nixon is really funny
Glad it's not just me
No he's the retard Roger Federer.
Right??
ARRROOOOOO
If richard nixon was a little retarded and born across the pond
I guess all of Jimmy’s suits are at the cleaners. It looks like he had to dip into Jon Richardson’s wardrobe for this video, sans cardigan.
Jon without the cardigan is known as "Rico."
@@PureGreggy Well that's what his friends call him... Which is why no one calls him Rico.
@M Ralte I totally agree...
I'm gonna go with the obvious: OJ
thats the most unexpected answer ever ngl
He missed the better reason. People would be wondering when they became friends.
Gideon Issa ㅍㅍ햐 포ㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅗㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅓㅏㅓㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅏㅐ
Not going to lie, I've only liked this comment because of R A's comment XD
@R A yeah they're the sad ones... 🙄
Fake video. Jimmy can't take off his suit, he's built right into it. 0/10 👎
It's underneath.
This outfit was green screened on
CGI bro
Pretty sure he was birthed in it
I thought it was sewn to his cock balls and nipples
When I saw the beat the fictional character question, I thought "Hes gonna say Jesus", and he did. I've watched too much Jimmy Carr...
No amount of Jimmy Carr is too much
Hes atheist jokes are so simplistic, he wouldnt really hit jesus, hes a cool guy he agrees
THat's why he went with "while he is on the cross". He litereally said "it's worse than you thought" (i.e. "i know you all thought he's gonna say god or jesus. But it's worse")
I've pretty much predicted all of his answers, except the Rubik's Cube one.
I've been binge-watching Jimmy lately...
@@blackcat1642 stfu moron
My man didn't hold back on the last one 😂
what are the christians gonna do about it ? Forgive him?
@@daveataway1952 Turn the other cheek, obviously.
@@ZesPak left hook right hook hes got him on the ropes
It was fairly predictable if you've seen enough of Carr's specials.
@BenjoBanjoo Except Mohammed absolutely existed. You are thinking of Allah.
We all laugh about jimmy's basement jokes. But immagine if he really had people down there and we all go: "he wouldnt joke about it if it was real."
huh
"the pope would give you a good sendoff" -- if youre under 13
Hey-oh!
He said "send-off", not "jerk-off".
Iim sure if i was in my coffin id like one last wank
@@Dolphynxx285 finally left alone
I choked a little on that one 😏😏😏
If you're tall enough, they can't see the bald spot.
man, that profile pic, just makes me angry. just incredibly angry for some reason. i suppose it's some kind of pavlovs dog sort of thing
I'm only 5'9 to begin with, but it's either bald or no puss at all. Women hate short men as much as men hate obese 250 pound women.
@@tash5540 Women don't hate short men lol. And 5'9 is not short. I am 5'6 and I don't think my height has ever been an issue for my girlfriends. If a girl ever tells me that it is I don't want narrow minded woman like this anyways..
@@damyankostadinov4676 Goddamn now that's a comment if i've ever seen one. If a woman doesn't like you because you're short, you sure af gtfo
I don't get why being bald is that bad though? It doesn't seem to change physical attraction between men and women that much, not to mention how it's far more efficient and maintenance free. Also, think about how much money you would save on haircuts.
Cat's personality in a dog's body...you mean a fox?
Lol yeah
I see why he always wears suits - birds keep crapping on the shoulders of his plaid shirts
He looks more like a ventriloquist dummy in this outfit than ever before
So far he's been the best guest I've seen. This guy is quick with that wit, love it!
That Jimmy Carr impersonator was spot on. Next time he needs to wear a suit and you wouldn't even know it wasn't him.
Jimmy Carr never disappoints 😂
If OJ did well in Jimmy's funeral, I'd book him for mine as well. But I'd request that he continuously deny having anything to do with my death. "It wasn't me, I was nowhere near. I had nothing to do with it!"
You'd be better off getting Shaggy if that's what you're after.
I've watched quite a few episodes of this show today and THIS is how it's supposed to be done. Jimmy KILLED IT.
Now I know what Bill Burr meant by SHOCKINGLY CAUCASIAN.
Can Lee Mack please comment on that shirt? Dare I say only he could do it proper justice...or San Locke!
T BZ lose the ‘e’ and kid, you’ve got a yourself a nice little comment.
Amateur Menace fixed ...thanks
T BZ well played
T BZ Best comment I’ve seen in all of my years on RUclips. Glad I was a pedantic prick.
Is San Locke Sean Lock's retarded japanese cousin?
I would love to find a man 5'3. I'm 5'2 and would love to be able to kiss a man without having my head snapped back like a Pez dispenser
@eddiewinehosen Both of my long-term relationships have been with men at least 10 inches taller than me. I appreciate your intention, but it's not practical beyond a rom-com. They'd either have to awkwardly squat or I have to have a step to hand at all times lol
Hannah Jordan That must be really weird to look at, let alone be a part of.
@@Trashheapcuntspawn Well consider this experience then. In certain, uh, horizontal positions, all I can see is chest hair. Kinda takes the romance out of it.
Same here. About 5"4, I already consider every man taller than that to be either "the right height for me" or "freaking giant". I don't know how the petite chicks who date basketballers or wrestlers do it. They must have some kind of magical heels or something to even hug their man.
A real woman keeps her body in good shape, sure round is a shape but it's only good when I kick you rolling down the streets of San Francisco.
"He's going to say God or Jesus. He's going to say God or Jesus."
He says Jesus, then adds the bit about the cross.
*Dies Laughing*
Unto the end, for Maeleth, understandings to David. The fool said in his heart: There is no God.
They are corrupted, and become abominable in iniquities: there is none that doth good.
Psalms 52:1-2
@HELL'S HITMAN quod erat demonstrandum.
@@airmackeeee6792 k
@HELL'S HITMAN quod licet jovi non licet bovi
@@airmackeeee6792 soo assuming you're a christian, what are you gonna do about it ? Forgive him?
Holy crap probably the first comedian i'd pick for this. And that's after Dan Soder and Theo Von's great question
THE LAST QUESTION'S ANSWER WAS LEGENDARY 😂😂😂😂😂
Praying for you too
“i’d say OJ”
producer off screen: holy shit
I’ve watched a lot of his stuff and others (too much free time) and I can tell you now jimmy’s is the quickest with smart replies and comebacks 👌🏾😂
You guys should have done 20 mins of this, the questions are well picked and the guest is ideal
The basement comment, he's finished it and OJ Simpson bit..... Jimmy Carr is one the best comedians of all-time and this video showed that again
0:28
Is that some goddamn "Home Improvement" happening in that person's ridiculous vocal flaps?
His special is an avalanche of dark humour , i loved it
I had a cat with a dogs personality he would run and jump on me when I came home but sometimes chewed up my boots
Jimmy in a flannel?? It's... It's not right. I can't handle it lol
Holy shit. That last answer was amazing.
He loves you you know. Jesus. Not Jimmy. Jimmy doesn't give a shit about your soul.
@@nickedmonds4486 yeah but does Jesus have a nice juicy cock like Jimmy does? Didn't think so.
Is that Casper the Friendly Ghost's Dad? Hey lighting person, you only need a refrigerator bulb to light Jimmy Carr.
3:39 sweet ill only be in there for less than 1 minute😂
your never leaving "HAHAHA"
that cracked me up
Joke's on you Jesus aint a fictional character😁
Lol 😉😉 sure
@@kpaintball3 welp thats True tho. Proven by archeologists.
Yeah, Jimmy's not actually a fighter too. He wouldn't stand a chance against Jesus in "cross" mode.
Lapsed Catholics. Gotta pitty 'em.
They;re never leaving. lol, perfect. "..it's worse than you thought it was" LMAO
“I finished it”
I can see why he wears suits. They hide how big his head is. You'd think robot technology had come far enough to make things proportional.
It's not that his head is big, it's his body that is small.
Put smarties tubes on cats leg make em walk like a robot.
Jimmy carr is a hilarious man and I love him
Holy sht that was brutal 🤣
He was taking it easy. Jimmy's a savage.
great laugh. one of the best comics, love jimmy, great live!
Love the last one. Killed it.
When he said he would beat jesus while he was crucified; I fucking died shit was funny as hell.
This guy is utterly hilarious
I would say that character in Home Alone 2,the fat guy with orange skin and a yellow wig in the mall.
This man is grey....do I blame god or the guy lighting this
I love the fake background laughing. Reminds me of improv clubs. Love it. Really love it. Like really.
This is like seeing Dr. Phil not wearing his usual attire
Disturbing
Jesus at the end was hilarious..
I never thought I'd see this again, I heard of it but never saw it...Jimmy Carr without a suit ?
Jokes on Jimmy Jesus is a historical figure
The weirdest laugh on the internet guy.
I call it the pornography guy.. wait what
Fictional character:Jesus. SHOTS FIRED
Jimmy knew this was beneath him as he was doing it :P Why do they keep laughing in the room, makes it feel like a shit home video!
That same smug attitude makes me like him less. Besides, it would be awkward if it were silent while he hit the punchlines.
That last one - Nailed it.
Weak questions for a genius comedian.
Yeah, these questions seem super weak compared to the ones in more recent videos.
The quickest mind in comedy, ladies and gentlemen.
Stuck Berry not really, he responds to heckles with “your mum” jokes
The Burger King hahaha yeh sometimes
No way, Lee Mack is quicker.
Looks like Jimmy's time in California rub off on him the right way, digging the threads, though I would go colors that wouldn't highlight ones paleness. King of Comebacks, and Distraction is the best show ever, naked leap frogging to test ones left and right sides, see how mentally fit we really are...Love it.
Looks like the love-child of Ben Shapiro & Roger Federer
FINALLY JIMMY WITHOUT A SUIT it’s kinda nice to see him not wearing a suit
just so yall know,, that gucci shirt is like $1700
@@Snot486 ikr like even if i was rich im not spending more than £20 on a flannel
He's my favourite entertainer.
He's freaking awesome!
If I could beat up a fictional character, it would be Jesus.
"It makes no difference in my basement" fuck why did he get that answer so fast? 😂
There's a fairly simple algorithmic solution to a rhubiks cube. You could take a few days before going in to learn the algorithm, then be out in minutes. I have a friend who can sit and look at one for a couple of minutes, then decide where he's starting, and solve in around 90 seconds. Not actually solving anything, just following a system
“Someone who talks to much or not at all during sex”
Me oh god oh no I know where this is going
Can’t afford a suit now you’re paying taxes again Jimmy?
holy fuck that was the best!
Beating up jesus on the cross is fucked up funny. calling him a fictional character had me dead!
What babies ooooing and aaahing about the jesus joke 😅 it’s just a character calm down
That Rubik's cube one would catch me up. It's at least taking me ten days
That body type. What is that.
Ellipsoid
Cyberdine Systems T-900.
Cats personality in a Dogs body actually exists, the breed is called a Basenji. I have one, they are fantastic dogs.
The last one LMFAO
Jail with a Rubik's Cube, fuckin' easy. 45 seconds.
Jimmy wore this exact same outfit when walking down the high street in Reykjavik in minus four weather.
I'm not sure the Pope would be keen for his funeral after that last question! 😂
On the last one he should’ve said Pinocchio lol
I need this intro song
the best so far
Sad Jimmy died and you had to interview his ghost. He was a great comedian
Beating up Jesus while he's on the cross someone needs to do an animation of Rocky Balboa running up a hill throwing his hands in the air then using Jesus on the cross as a punching bag while Judas watches with hair like Don King while the montage music plays
Best answers ever
Yo does it bother anyone else he ONLY has one sleeve rolled up, and it's just to show off his watch? Lolol
God seeing jimmy in not a suit is unsettling 😂 are they trying to convince us he’s not actually a robot?
I think a dog's personality in a cat's body is just a fox.
wow great lighting guys... -.-
the most amazing cat that has ever lived was the one that didnt shit everywhere
When he's reading the cards and just after he acts like C-3PO
the pun on fictional character beating was amazing.
"I gave up porn...coz I finished it"😂😂😂
Dog in a cat's body? It would be like having a dog the size of a cat , and you could take it for walks. Cool! I wonder if you could take it to dog parks.
I love how he just throws the cards away.
wood puppet was funnier here than when he prepares the jokes
The end was so savage.
I love Jimmy Carr so much
Jimmy Carr dressed as scarce is cursed
Excellent!
The best answers ever. Jesus on the cross.... god damn it..that made me laugh.