David: you cant get a full 8 hours of sleep, it's impossible Me, who is currently running on 3 hours of sleep and a singular cup of coffee: I mean yeah-
1:11 Me, An Australian attempting an Austrian accent: _"Ah yeah, It was a terrible time for us all..."_ 🤔 1:21 Me, An Australian speaking "normally": _"Oh cool mate, I am from there! Although there was much worse fires in 94/6"_
@@allwynhiwale6111"I am sorry but you have committed a infringement to our lame-ass RUclips laws, since you don't have a Premium signature, your account will be deleted alongside your life...sorry, have a horrible day, peasant" --RUclips Team--
@@ethamatronic8381 ...I don't want to call you a liar but I suspect that you're both probably not the exact same person... Unless you're some kind of clone. ...Are... Are you a clone? And if so are you an evil clone or a good one? Actually it doesn't matter, I will support your clone uprising regardless! LETS DO THIS!
I actually went 1 year without sex because my boyfriend that I started dating last year lives in another state, and I use gaming to cope with the fact that I'm lonely. I'm going to go see him in December for his birthday, and we won't do it then, but January, he's probably coming down to see me for my birthday, and then we'll do it.
I used to have to have my bed on the wall cuz then I sleep facing the room cuz there is only one way for something to attack me from. I was pretty paranoid.
11:29 Everyone else: (shouting across the class room and can’t look forwards) Teacher: (puts something on board) write all of this down Me: (visible anger)
3:14 same but my cat just won’t leave me alone like, I’ll fall asleep with my door closed and wake up in the morning door open with a cat on my face. This wouldn’t normally be. A problem apart from the fact she’s half feral and will attack literally anything that so much as breathes in her presence
5:15 I actually get more freaked out when I face my room instead of the wall because if anything appears that looks scary I’ll already be staring it in the face. I actually always felt safer facing the wall. The comfort parts not wrong thought.
"Bro I don't see why you gotta lie, we all know you didn't hold back your tears during Up, nobody did" Me: Yeah I'll just *walks away know I didn't cry at the beginning of Up*
"Write your name in reverse"
Me: Nah
Han Robertson - SwordGuy17 nostreboR naH
onaikrametieM@ 71yuGdorwS - nostreboR naH*
ardnaxela
@Aubrey Miller Neb, you say?
*Get in the bag, Nebby!*
@Aubrey Miller Lillie from Pokémon Sun and Moon (the games)
"You can't get a full 8 hours of sleep, it's impossible."
agreed, I slept for 2 hours
Hello, Mr. Stickmin.
I finally found you.
You will be held in a room with Mr. Afton.
You will be introduced to each other when you are both ready.
@@dying-bubba6302 o h n o
Hey uh David that guy you said you didn’t know.....
Let’s just say he’s good with women and acting
his name rimes with boinny bins
Lol love it
No, that's that guy who drives a red truck named Bob.
@@elyse1961 who is it
@@Noahrerro the truck named Bob?
David: you cant get a full 8 hours of sleep, it's impossible
Me, who is currently running on 3 hours of sleep and a singular cup of coffee: I mean yeah-
@· Depleted Rose · oh no-
@· Depleted Rose · oh well thank you!
@· Depleted Rose · In the 70s my dad went to school on cocaine.
I can feel you, take a break if you can.. I hope you okay!
lol I can run on 1 hours sleep and waffle
1:11 Me, An Australian attempting an Austrian accent: _"Ah yeah, It was a terrible time for us all..."_ 🤔
1:21 Me, An Australian speaking "normally": _"Oh cool mate, I am from there! Although there was much worse fires in 94/6"_
Oof
"Cocoa 19" is my new favorite mispronunciation for avoiding demonetization.
E
In my eyes having this be a reason for demonetized is just wrong if adds can say it you can say it
Wait they are demonizing if someone says COVID-19?
@@allwynhiwale6111"I am sorry but you have committed a infringement to our lame-ass RUclips laws, since you don't have a Premium signature, your account will be deleted alongside your life...sorry, have a horrible day, peasant"
--RUclips Team--
@@Vchk1917 thank you for your trashy service please have a terrible day lol
The bald guy is THE LEGEND, JOHNNY SINS!
1:55 i just sat like that and picture popped out. I feel called out :/
i like C H E E S E
:)
I like pans
I like beans
Awesome pfp 👌🏽 and same
I like S P O O K
Ya like J A Z Z Z Z Z?
5:32
*looks up 51 divided by 17*
*SeEs ThE aNsWeR*
*begins to hyperventilate*
For those of you too lazy to look this up the answer is 3.
Also: help I don't like math
*Creeper blows me up*
Minecraft music: "Activating Zen Mode"
Me: *Calmly slaughters every monster in an 100 block radius of my house.*
Franch won world cup
*FRANCH*
shit a sauce win the world cup
*F R A N C H*
0:06 - That's me.
Same
@@ethamatronic8381 ...I don't want to call you a liar but I suspect that you're both probably not the exact same person... Unless you're some kind of clone.
...Are... Are you a clone? And if so are you an evil clone or a good one? Actually it doesn't matter, I will support your clone uprising regardless! LETS DO THIS!
@@MeCooper :0
Here's 900 subs just saw your yt name and I just had to do it for the lols
Real nice editing on the Cavemen bit. "rock rock rock rockungabunga" legit made me laugh
10:15 that's why i record myself laughing
and if i dont laugh i type: "XD"
so that they know i actually laughed
I actually went 1 year without sex because my boyfriend that I started dating last year lives in another state, and I use gaming to cope with the fact that I'm lonely. I'm going to go see him in December for his birthday, and we won't do it then, but January, he's probably coming down to see me for my birthday, and then we'll do it.
Aw, This is so sweet and wholesome. I wish you two the best!
@@MeCooper thanks ^-^ I plan to remain faithful because this guy is the one for me
Okay then, good luck to you
I wonder how it went
But how are you soppose to sleep when your bed is in the middle off the room with no wall on the side?
How... Is this how your bed is? How have you ever slept?
I used to have to have my bed on the wall cuz then I sleep facing the room cuz there is only one way for something to attack me from. I was pretty paranoid.
Danger: 1000%
9:56 Everything looks like this when I stand up to fast, then either I get a rush of the good feels or my head just hurts really bad.
The first meme:
Me:He looks like flat Charmander
“Getting 8 hours of sleep”
Me at 1:30 in the morning, unable to sleep because of nightmare: hah mood
15:40 I didn’t have to hold back my tears at the beginning of up, because I had none
3:15 your cat may leave you but the flood never will. they will allways comeback...[halo reference]
12:28 "puts hands on hand sanitiser"
Love that xD
11:29
Everyone else: (shouting across the class room and can’t look forwards)
Teacher: (puts something on board) write all of this down
Me: (visible anger)
2:40 should also have Blue's Clues.
7:30 I have the exact same thing except they always practice shooting while we are just chilling trying to make some hot dogs in peace.
Me : I murdered an entire village and set everything on fire!
Friend : I didn't know you played Minecraft what's your user?
Me : What's Minecraft?
5:59 yeah it’s all fun and games when your fridge gets too smart and strangles you between the doors.
13:50 lol omg I thought I was the only one 🤣
3:14 same but my cat just won’t leave me alone like, I’ll fall asleep with my door closed and wake up in the morning door open with a cat on my face. This wouldn’t normally be. A problem apart from the fact she’s half feral and will attack literally anything that so much as breathes in her presence
I actually caught a coworker putting M&M's in their mask one day
Me: imma just take a quick nap
*wakes up five hours later*
0:06 same
Is that you?
6:45 *ILLUSION* *100*
the fact that trump was actually in home alone 2 was amazing. and the fact that he points that out is legendary
Instead of that one dude shooting fireworks every night, we have the one dude that smokes weed
"samsungs fridge now pings your phone if you leave the door open" youtube: "i think this guy wants to see a samsung ad"
2:36 The girl named lana: ...
My neighbors shoot fireworks every night and day. Sounds like gunshots. I’m like “nigga stop. Go to sleep”
This guy
“1939, Austria bushfire”
Me an Australian *triggered*
“IT CLEARLY SAYS AUSTRALIA-
3:15 your cat is just your reincarnated father
15:56 Did I just hear....CAROLINE?! *flips table*
you held bak your tears at the beginning of Up? disappointing, mortals, I didn't have ANY TEARS!
Day 43 of asking EzPz to do r/Wellthatsucks... again, due to double uploads.
@bieberfan1234 true
HappyDestroyer5k Who were you talking to?
"51 is divisible by 17" me: hmmm *goes to calculator* son of a-
Everyone: OmG uP iS sO sAd!
Me, who's watched it multiple times and never cried despite the fact I'm very sensitive: **Visible confusion**
11:20
*feels the ground*
ah yes the joke has truly flown over now, its destination has breached over David's head and into orbit
Video: Write your name in reverse! It’s your demon name!
Me: Sooo...my demon name is Aryek?
3:16 dude I have a flood infection form as a pet. I can’t Relate.
2:20 when he says its a myth i got 16 HR of sleep
5:51 AYE THATS THE REFRIGERATOR MY PARENTS USE
3:15 Bruh, today my dog was leaving me so I told her “I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME DEAL WITH IT”
4:48 Oh poor innocent mind of David.
12:00 It's all fun and games until you realise this movie's scary af
This has pretty much nothing to do with this but when my teacher is telling someone to sanitize their hands she says "go hanitize"
7:22 That would be my neighbor
Refrigerator: *Closes door on your head because it’s open*
9:59
Yep...And my iron levels are basically non existent.
@ 7:27 If by fireworks you mean gunfire, then I used to live in that neighbourhood.
"Puts hands on hand sanitizer"
His actsent pronounces Austraila like Austria. As a Australian I love it.
I feel like giant salamander 100% of the time
2:35 I can’t even say my demon name.
Norrahs
5:15 I actually get more freaked out when I face my room instead of the wall because if anything appears that looks scary I’ll already be staring it in the face. I actually always felt safer facing the wall. The comfort parts not wrong thought.
This is a fever dream I’ll never want to wake up from
15:44 me who did not even feel the urge to cry: what i did contradicts gods teachings
As a girl, if anyone offered me Scooby snacks to go on a date I’d go no questions asked
THE CHEESE-
4:48 So pure.
2:41
They ruined Bob the builder. I hate whoever caused that.
13:48
I've never related to something as much as I did to this.
The voice modifier for the low iron thing caught me off guard 🤣
"Bro I don't see why you gotta lie, we all know you didn't hold back your tears during Up, nobody did"
Me: Yeah I'll just *walks away know I didn't cry at the beginning of Up*
the thumbnail is scarily relatable
I have been tslkimg to past me whenever i find myself
13:42
Me writing a Fantasy AU on wattpad while listening to this-
I'm sure my demons aren't the traditional ones, oh no they aren't.
they look exactly like me. it's scary.
11:57 I can relate, I do the same with youtube.
Mayonnaise is the greatest thing to drink
15:56 *"It's CORALINE"*
I've seen up but I don't remember anything worth crying about
I'm watching this at 4 am while on reddit🤣
Damn Sergeant Balles can’t even spell Sergeant right....
No one:
Not a single soul:
David: 1939 AUSTRIA bushfire
Dude why
2:39
Name: Sarah
Demon Name: Haras
Me: I am a horse breeder???
3:14 is is that D-D-Domics?...
Nobody:
Me at 2am on my phone, with my hair in my face: mmmmmm hair
Hello fellow kaminari fan. UwU
Yess yess Kaminari is best boi 😼✌️
@@bark.anyways8236 yasss someone agrees with me!
OMG I LITERALLY HAVE A NIEGHBOR NEXT DOOR WHO SHOOTS FIREWORKS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT!
I’m going to be real. We are still going to use a blanket if it is 100 degrees in our room. It is how it is.
Fffuckin it's almost 3AM and the thumbnail alone made me laugh...
my name backwards sounds like a freaking science formula like what kind of "demon name" is nydroj? Lfmao
2:36 *crys in anna*
spent ten seconds doing math
7:28 >:( they’ve been doing it for EVERY SINGLE YEAR ALL THE TIME
10:15 nice meme I'm laughing "soooo hard" *hahahahahah.*
9:56 *I HAVE VERY LOW IRON AND I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW ACCURATE THIS IS-*
Johnny sins is everything.
As someone who has dealt with schizophrenia for the last 18 years I can honestly say this is not the case
[assuming this meme originated from the us] 11:40 maybe without all the chlorine in the water they'd actually flourish.
1:27 we are apes lmao