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  • Опубликовано: 8 окт 2024

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  • @SwordGuy17
    @SwordGuy17 4 года назад +206

    "Write your name in reverse"
    Me: Nah

    • @aoaoaaoaoao889
      @aoaoaaoaoao889 4 года назад +6

      Han Robertson - SwordGuy17 nostreboR naH

    • @headshotqs5357
      @headshotqs5357 4 года назад +4

      onaikrametieM@ 71yuGdorwS - nostreboR naH*

    • @isanya1548
      @isanya1548 4 года назад +2

      ardnaxela

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 4 года назад +4

      @Aubrey Miller Neb, you say?
      *Get in the bag, Nebby!*

    • @SwordGuy17
      @SwordGuy17 4 года назад

      @Aubrey Miller Lillie from Pokémon Sun and Moon (the games)

  • @goober_985
    @goober_985 4 года назад +335

    "You can't get a full 8 hours of sleep, it's impossible."
    agreed, I slept for 2 hours

  • @name5cereals
    @name5cereals 4 года назад +336

    Hey uh David that guy you said you didn’t know.....
    Let’s just say he’s good with women and acting

    • @mrgek2919
      @mrgek2919 4 года назад +16

      his name rimes with boinny bins

    • @rule34artist33
      @rule34artist33 4 года назад +3

      Lol love it

    • @elyse1961
      @elyse1961 4 года назад +2

      No, that's that guy who drives a red truck named Bob.

    • @Noahrerro
      @Noahrerro 4 года назад +1

      @@elyse1961 who is it

    • @elyse1961
      @elyse1961 4 года назад +4

      @@Noahrerro the truck named Bob?

  • @enbyunus
    @enbyunus 4 года назад +174

    David: you cant get a full 8 hours of sleep, it's impossible
    Me, who is currently running on 3 hours of sleep and a singular cup of coffee: I mean yeah-

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus 4 года назад +4

      @· Depleted Rose · oh no-

    • @enbyunus
      @enbyunus 4 года назад

      @· Depleted Rose · oh well thank you!

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад +2

      @· Depleted Rose · In the 70s my dad went to school on cocaine.

    • @allinepalupi6073
      @allinepalupi6073 4 года назад +1

      I can feel you, take a break if you can.. I hope you okay!

    • @Demon_Idiot
      @Demon_Idiot 4 года назад +1

      lol I can run on 1 hours sleep and waffle

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 4 года назад +88

    1:11 Me, An Australian attempting an Austrian accent: _"Ah yeah, It was a terrible time for us all..."_ 🤔
    1:21 Me, An Australian speaking "normally": _"Oh cool mate, I am from there! Although there was much worse fires in 94/6"_

    • @DuxAT
      @DuxAT 4 года назад

      Oof

  • @sha-chanm.c.3122
    @sha-chanm.c.3122 4 года назад +73

    "Cocoa 19" is my new favorite mispronunciation for avoiding demonetization.

    • @CoolHuskyReal
      @CoolHuskyReal 3 года назад +2

      E

    • @cloudtem
      @cloudtem 3 года назад +1

      In my eyes having this be a reason for demonetized is just wrong if adds can say it you can say it

    • @allwynhiwale6111
      @allwynhiwale6111 3 года назад +1

      Wait they are demonizing if someone says COVID-19?

    • @Vchk1917
      @Vchk1917 3 года назад

      @@allwynhiwale6111"I am sorry but you have committed a infringement to our lame-ass RUclips laws, since you don't have a Premium signature, your account will be deleted alongside your life...sorry, have a horrible day, peasant"
      --RUclips Team--

    • @allwynhiwale6111
      @allwynhiwale6111 3 года назад +1

      @@Vchk1917 thank you for your trashy service please have a terrible day lol

  • @grizzlle2275
    @grizzlle2275 4 года назад +14

    The bald guy is THE LEGEND, JOHNNY SINS!

  • @demoniac4821
    @demoniac4821 4 года назад +22

    1:55 i just sat like that and picture popped out. I feel called out :/

  • @ryanowcz
    @ryanowcz 4 года назад +791

    i like C H E E S E
    :)

  • @authorsan75
    @authorsan75 4 года назад +7

    5:32
    *looks up 51 divided by 17*
    *SeEs ThE aNsWeR*
    *begins to hyperventilate*

    • @theroyalnapkin379
      @theroyalnapkin379 4 года назад

      For those of you too lazy to look this up the answer is 3.
      Also: help I don't like math

  • @friskdacatarchival
    @friskdacatarchival 4 года назад +8

    *Creeper blows me up*
    Minecraft music: "Activating Zen Mode"
    Me: *Calmly slaughters every monster in an 100 block radius of my house.*

  • @AA-ss7kb
    @AA-ss7kb 4 года назад +76

    Franch won world cup
    *FRANCH*

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 года назад +42

    0:06 - That's me.

    • @ethamatronic8381
      @ethamatronic8381 4 года назад +3

      Same

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад +2

      @@ethamatronic8381 ...I don't want to call you a liar but I suspect that you're both probably not the exact same person... Unless you're some kind of clone.
      ...Are... Are you a clone? And if so are you an evil clone or a good one? Actually it doesn't matter, I will support your clone uprising regardless! LETS DO THIS!

    • @shroomie8530
      @shroomie8530 4 года назад

      @@MeCooper :0

    • @ThatCyberpunkGuy
      @ThatCyberpunkGuy 4 года назад +1

      Here's 900 subs just saw your yt name and I just had to do it for the lols

  • @KypForPresident
    @KypForPresident 4 года назад

    Real nice editing on the Cavemen bit. "rock rock rock rockungabunga" legit made me laugh

  • @BinklingThe1St
    @BinklingThe1St 3 года назад +1

    10:15 that's why i record myself laughing
    and if i dont laugh i type: "XD"
    so that they know i actually laughed

  • @threecheeseburrito
    @threecheeseburrito 4 года назад +18

    I actually went 1 year without sex because my boyfriend that I started dating last year lives in another state, and I use gaming to cope with the fact that I'm lonely. I'm going to go see him in December for his birthday, and we won't do it then, but January, he's probably coming down to see me for my birthday, and then we'll do it.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад +4

      Aw, This is so sweet and wholesome. I wish you two the best!

    • @threecheeseburrito
      @threecheeseburrito 4 года назад +6

      @@MeCooper thanks ^-^ I plan to remain faithful because this guy is the one for me

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 4 года назад +1

      Okay then, good luck to you

    • @dripgod4286
      @dripgod4286 3 года назад

      I wonder how it went

  • @somethingduck9254
    @somethingduck9254 4 года назад +19

    But how are you soppose to sleep when your bed is in the middle off the room with no wall on the side?

    • @tuesdaywithanh
      @tuesdaywithanh 4 года назад +3

      How... Is this how your bed is? How have you ever slept?

    • @10hartland
      @10hartland 4 года назад +1

      I used to have to have my bed on the wall cuz then I sleep facing the room cuz there is only one way for something to attack me from. I was pretty paranoid.

    • @TheMarshmallowMushroom
      @TheMarshmallowMushroom 3 года назад

      Danger: 1000%

  • @petra_gr
    @petra_gr 4 года назад +1

    9:56 Everything looks like this when I stand up to fast, then either I get a rush of the good feels or my head just hurts really bad.

  • @czql4171
    @czql4171 4 года назад +11

    The first meme:
    Me:He looks like flat Charmander

  • @TiredChaos
    @TiredChaos 4 года назад +1

    “Getting 8 hours of sleep”
    Me at 1:30 in the morning, unable to sleep because of nightmare: hah mood

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor 4 года назад +7

    15:40 I didn’t have to hold back my tears at the beginning of up, because I had none

  • @sentinelDJ707
    @sentinelDJ707 4 года назад +2

    3:15 your cat may leave you but the flood never will. they will allways comeback...[halo reference]

  • @birbspaghetti1469
    @birbspaghetti1469 3 года назад

    12:28 "puts hands on hand sanitiser"
    Love that xD

  • @seamonster7081
    @seamonster7081 4 года назад

    11:29
    Everyone else: (shouting across the class room and can’t look forwards)
    Teacher: (puts something on board) write all of this down
    Me: (visible anger)

  • @brennond8506
    @brennond8506 4 года назад +5

    2:40 should also have Blue's Clues.

  • @9o794
    @9o794 4 года назад

    7:30 I have the exact same thing except they always practice shooting while we are just chilling trying to make some hot dogs in peace.

  • @direwil5489
    @direwil5489 3 года назад +1

    Me : I murdered an entire village and set everything on fire!
    Friend : I didn't know you played Minecraft what's your user?
    Me : What's Minecraft?

  • @ayo4646
    @ayo4646 4 года назад

    5:59 yeah it’s all fun and games when your fridge gets too smart and strangles you between the doors.

  • @cr4zy_w0lf_exe48
    @cr4zy_w0lf_exe48 4 года назад +1

    13:50 lol omg I thought I was the only one 🤣

  • @echosongs2492
    @echosongs2492 4 года назад +1

    3:14 same but my cat just won’t leave me alone like, I’ll fall asleep with my door closed and wake up in the morning door open with a cat on my face. This wouldn’t normally be. A problem apart from the fact she’s half feral and will attack literally anything that so much as breathes in her presence

  • @JeanPGuy3000
    @JeanPGuy3000 4 года назад +1

    I actually caught a coworker putting M&M's in their mask one day

  • @SweetBriarVT
    @SweetBriarVT 3 года назад

    Me: imma just take a quick nap
    *wakes up five hours later*

  • @ethamatronic8381
    @ethamatronic8381 4 года назад +5

    0:06 same

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 4 года назад

      Is that you?

  • @davilandin5754
    @davilandin5754 4 года назад +3

    6:45 *ILLUSION* *100*

  • @midastouch4456
    @midastouch4456 4 года назад

    the fact that trump was actually in home alone 2 was amazing. and the fact that he points that out is legendary

  • @XieLiansHat
    @XieLiansHat 4 года назад

    Instead of that one dude shooting fireworks every night, we have the one dude that smokes weed

  • @DigitalHandle
    @DigitalHandle 2 года назад

    "samsungs fridge now pings your phone if you leave the door open" youtube: "i think this guy wants to see a samsung ad"

  • @simpityy
    @simpityy 4 года назад +2

    2:36 The girl named lana: ...

  • @Skybound.
    @Skybound. 4 года назад

    My neighbors shoot fireworks every night and day. Sounds like gunshots. I’m like “nigga stop. Go to sleep”

  • @fresticles
    @fresticles 3 года назад

    This guy
    “1939, Austria bushfire”
    Me an Australian *triggered*
    “IT CLEARLY SAYS AUSTRALIA-

  • @khaledxxrashoudgg3359
    @khaledxxrashoudgg3359 3 года назад

    3:15 your cat is just your reincarnated father

  • @puppymolly123
    @puppymolly123 4 года назад

    15:56 Did I just hear....CAROLINE?! *flips table*

  • @midastouch4456
    @midastouch4456 4 года назад

    you held bak your tears at the beginning of Up? disappointing, mortals, I didn't have ANY TEARS!

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 4 года назад +51

    Day 43 of asking EzPz to do r/Wellthatsucks... again, due to double uploads.

    • @4id4nl4y
      @4id4nl4y 4 года назад

      @bieberfan1234 true

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 года назад

      HappyDestroyer5k Who were you talking to?

  • @demonchildDLC
    @demonchildDLC 3 года назад

    "51 is divisible by 17" me: hmmm *goes to calculator* son of a-

  • @kaianimatesyt
    @kaianimatesyt 4 года назад +1

    Everyone: OmG uP iS sO sAd!
    Me, who's watched it multiple times and never cried despite the fact I'm very sensitive: **Visible confusion**

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 4 года назад

    11:20
    *feels the ground*
    ah yes the joke has truly flown over now, its destination has breached over David's head and into orbit

  • @honeypetal3178
    @honeypetal3178 3 года назад

    Video: Write your name in reverse! It’s your demon name!
    Me: Sooo...my demon name is Aryek?

  • @sentinelDJ707
    @sentinelDJ707 4 года назад +2

    3:16 dude I have a flood infection form as a pet. I can’t Relate.

  • @nightraider5803
    @nightraider5803 3 года назад

    2:20 when he says its a myth i got 16 HR of sleep

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 года назад

    5:51 AYE THATS THE REFRIGERATOR MY PARENTS USE

  • @thisisepic3052
    @thisisepic3052 4 года назад +1

    3:15 Bruh, today my dog was leaving me so I told her “I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME DEAL WITH IT”

  • @theawesomegameplayer7478
    @theawesomegameplayer7478 4 года назад

    4:48 Oh poor innocent mind of David.

  • @Vchk1917
    @Vchk1917 3 года назад

    12:00 It's all fun and games until you realise this movie's scary af

  • @madisonjohnson3320
    @madisonjohnson3320 3 года назад

    This has pretty much nothing to do with this but when my teacher is telling someone to sanitize their hands she says "go hanitize"

  • @Snaking_Gamer
    @Snaking_Gamer 4 года назад +1

    7:22 That would be my neighbor

  • @uknownauchara774
    @uknownauchara774 4 года назад

    Refrigerator: *Closes door on your head because it’s open*

  • @ghoulishartist
    @ghoulishartist 4 года назад

    9:59
    Yep...And my iron levels are basically non existent.

  • @mxoconnor5676
    @mxoconnor5676 4 года назад

    @ 7:27 If by fireworks you mean gunfire, then I used to live in that neighbourhood.

  • @princefoxv
    @princefoxv 4 года назад

    "Puts hands on hand sanitizer"

  • @brandonoconnell9221
    @brandonoconnell9221 4 года назад

    His actsent pronounces Austraila like Austria. As a Australian I love it.

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 года назад

    I feel like giant salamander 100% of the time

  • @Yourinternetangel
    @Yourinternetangel 3 года назад

    2:35 I can’t even say my demon name.
    Norrahs

  • @LoafOfBrisket
    @LoafOfBrisket 3 года назад

    5:15 I actually get more freaked out when I face my room instead of the wall because if anything appears that looks scary I’ll already be staring it in the face. I actually always felt safer facing the wall. The comfort parts not wrong thought.

  • @AstroSuki
    @AstroSuki 4 года назад

    This is a fever dream I’ll never want to wake up from

  • @celestialmayhem
    @celestialmayhem 4 года назад

    15:44 me who did not even feel the urge to cry: what i did contradicts gods teachings

  • @azimuth1137
    @azimuth1137 3 года назад

    As a girl, if anyone offered me Scooby snacks to go on a date I’d go no questions asked

  • @blank_inspace
    @blank_inspace 4 года назад +1

    THE CHEESE-

  • @MamaLeahRocksIt
    @MamaLeahRocksIt 4 года назад

    4:48 So pure.

  • @undone8753
    @undone8753 3 года назад +1

    2:41
    They ruined Bob the builder. I hate whoever caused that.

  • @emilyb1683
    @emilyb1683 4 года назад +1

    13:48
    I've never related to something as much as I did to this.

  • @shubie96
    @shubie96 4 года назад

    The voice modifier for the low iron thing caught me off guard 🤣

  • @explosivejay3522
    @explosivejay3522 3 года назад

    "Bro I don't see why you gotta lie, we all know you didn't hold back your tears during Up, nobody did"
    Me: Yeah I'll just *walks away know I didn't cry at the beginning of Up*

  • @ashe_xox
    @ashe_xox 4 года назад

    the thumbnail is scarily relatable

  • @feetuber9162
    @feetuber9162 3 года назад +1

    I have been tslkimg to past me whenever i find myself

  • @willow_rokwood2580
    @willow_rokwood2580 3 года назад

    13:42
    Me writing a Fantasy AU on wattpad while listening to this-

  • @prettiboyee1436
    @prettiboyee1436 4 года назад

    I'm sure my demons aren't the traditional ones, oh no they aren't.
    they look exactly like me. it's scary.

  • @enoughofyourkoicarp
    @enoughofyourkoicarp 4 года назад +1

    11:57 I can relate, I do the same with youtube.

  • @amsyardanialz4080
    @amsyardanialz4080 4 года назад

    Mayonnaise is the greatest thing to drink

  • @alluka1825
    @alluka1825 3 года назад

    15:56 *"It's CORALINE"*

  • @cecilia_sorceress
    @cecilia_sorceress 4 года назад

    I've seen up but I don't remember anything worth crying about

  • @lilbro153
    @lilbro153 4 года назад

    I'm watching this at 4 am while on reddit🤣

  • @caleborbison8012
    @caleborbison8012 3 года назад

    Damn Sergeant Balles can’t even spell Sergeant right....

  • @amethsys
    @amethsys 4 года назад

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    David: 1939 AUSTRIA bushfire
    Dude why

  • @animekat2823
    @animekat2823 4 года назад

    2:39
    Name: Sarah
    Demon Name: Haras
    Me: I am a horse breeder???

  • @soundwavethegreatest.1489
    @soundwavethegreatest.1489 4 года назад +2

    3:14 is is that D-D-Domics?...

  • @bark.anyways8236
    @bark.anyways8236 4 года назад +3

    Nobody:
    Me at 2am on my phone, with my hair in my face: mmmmmm hair

    • @aribear6106
      @aribear6106 4 года назад +1

      Hello fellow kaminari fan. UwU

    • @bark.anyways8236
      @bark.anyways8236 4 года назад

      Yess yess Kaminari is best boi 😼✌️

    • @aribear6106
      @aribear6106 4 года назад

      @@bark.anyways8236 yasss someone agrees with me!

  • @rabbity_thing
    @rabbity_thing 4 года назад

    OMG I LITERALLY HAVE A NIEGHBOR NEXT DOOR WHO SHOOTS FIREWORKS ALMOST EVERY NIGHT!

  • @user-qk8rt9yf9v
    @user-qk8rt9yf9v 4 года назад

    I’m going to be real. We are still going to use a blanket if it is 100 degrees in our room. It is how it is.

  • @Anemoia.Tea56
    @Anemoia.Tea56 4 года назад

    Fffuckin it's almost 3AM and the thumbnail alone made me laugh...

  • @bryancarpenter6848
    @bryancarpenter6848 3 года назад

    my name backwards sounds like a freaking science formula like what kind of "demon name" is nydroj? Lfmao

  • @Loop-de-Loop
    @Loop-de-Loop 4 года назад

    2:36 *crys in anna*

  • @takesolaceinme
    @takesolaceinme 4 года назад

    spent ten seconds doing math

  • @thisisepic3052
    @thisisepic3052 4 года назад

    7:28 >:( they’ve been doing it for EVERY SINGLE YEAR ALL THE TIME

  • @dummy-n7m
    @dummy-n7m 3 года назад

    10:15 nice meme I'm laughing "soooo hard" *hahahahahah.*

  • @crawlsintoyourbrain
    @crawlsintoyourbrain 4 года назад

    9:56 *I HAVE VERY LOW IRON AND I CANNOT EXPLAIN HOW ACCURATE THIS IS-*

  • @ayo4646
    @ayo4646 4 года назад

    Johnny sins is everything.

  • @rabid_monster24.27
    @rabid_monster24.27 3 года назад

    As someone who has dealt with schizophrenia for the last 18 years I can honestly say this is not the case

  • @mrspecs4430
    @mrspecs4430 4 года назад

    [assuming this meme originated from the us] 11:40 maybe without all the chlorine in the water they'd actually flourish.

  • @foreverGM.006
    @foreverGM.006 4 года назад

    1:27 we are apes lmao