And let's not forget a _fucking_ rare one in Rome 1 where the Roman general goes, "Hello. Today we are gathered here to do battle. Regrettable isn't it, but sometimes, you know, life is like that. You have to do something you don't want to do, just because someone is telling you to do it. I didn't want to be here myself, but then my mother told me I'd better make a reasonable show of it all, so here we go then." I was outnumbered 3:1 facing half of Carthage's military and fucking smashed them.
I've heard a similar one from a General in my Holy Roman Empire campaign, who had all kinds of "Shy" and "Poor public speaker" negative traits: he stopped several times during his speech to read from his notes ("Erm...it says here....ah yes....") and at the end, there was a smattering of polite clapping.
Haha, in Rome 1 the general's traits influenced the speeches he gave before the battle. If your general had the "crazy" trait (or something similar) he started to talk about purple elephants and little men on the moon. :D
I remember one part of a speech from a German who I think had the alcoholic trait, but he was talking normally and then said GOD'S NIPPLES! WHO TOOK ALL THE ALE? Was it the enemy?
"After all - we have Bohemians to look down upon" Poor Czechs xD But yeah the best (and most fitting) quote ive heard from a general was when i was facing off against the byzantines as poland: My "army" comprised of like 70% militia grade units and the remaining 30% were heavy cavalry and dismounted knights. The byzantines had... their usual professional stack with some light cav in support. The general goes: "My apologies men. I promised you a foe worthy of your mettle. Instead you get this...".
Kinda late but whatever. To be honest the whole Ai in MTW is retarded. As for the island invasion I noticed that they seem to like invadin with just catapults and stuff. I remember when Moors attacked one of my island near Italy. What they brought was exactly like in your case 70% artilery all kinds and rest was some cav and skirmishers. This kinda attitude makes you want to play against some real people I guess :D.
I like to imagine everybody here in the same place, about to begin a five-or-six way battle. Except the Egyptian guy is lost and wound up in a desert somewhere.
I loved that the speeches were influenced by the general's traits - if you had a scarred general he would say something like 'Some people call me UGLY, but I just smile!' I also love whenever you're fighting the Mongols and your generals says 'Pity them! Pity the horses, who have to carry such bony arses!' xD And my all-time favourite: 'Over there stands a miserable collection of sausage-eating, bear-swilling imperial puddingheads!'
When the Welsh are around, there's gonna be h@!! to pay! The enemy will surely find their selves getting extremely frustrated fighting those bad@$$es! The Welsh, Scottish, Irish, no one you wanna screw with if you're spoiling for a fight with neighbors you insanely despise!
I was really hoping for the French general to make a Monty Python reference "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Lucas Dumoulin Nah, to each their own I say. I'm no fan of the TF2 community (mostly consisting of 13 year olds), but I love the personalities that Valve gave them.
My generals are always sane and rational... its kind of boring. What is a historically accurate nobility class without incest induced mental and physical disorders?
Probably also Romanov.. Not technically Middle ages royalty but still. It comes down to keeping wealth in the family. Something I'm sure you are already aware the Habsburgs were very good at. British royalty doesn't avoid it either... but only because our modern standards of what incest means is different.
The medieval setting. Rome 1 is great, but I just feel so much more attached to the game. That and the fact that a city can recruit more than one unit at a time. That was a huge fucking plus
This was my first total war game so This game will always have a special place in my heart. Thou rome 1 was a classic aswell. I wish Rome 2 was more like it.
+ethan philpot I still kinda wish they'd kept the "allow you to enter your own city" thing from Rome 1. I enjoyed watching those little npc's scurry around like ants. And I'd like to see the dress-up for Medieval's citizens
And we didn't even started talking about the pre-battle animations. Some guys just turn their ass to the enemy and start slapping it...Scots for the most part. I wonder if that scene in "Braveheart" has something to do with it...
Oh c'mon, the studio wasn't as big then, they didn't have as many resources. I find it more insulting that the Moors, Egyptians and Turks all have the same voice anyway. Well, I find more than anything, the Italians, Germans, French, Engish and Scottish have more speeches. They'd have unique ones for each faction you fight, if the settlement you're attacking is the last settlement of a faction or if you're fighting a huge portion of their army.
yeah, but they concentrated too much on that and the gameplay is much better in medieval 2 total war. And also the studio back then wasnt very big and they didnt have all the resources to make all the units unique etc. In gameplay wise it beats rome by alot
Do you know what the going rate is for voice actors? Some accents are easy enough to fake, and those that weren't were too expensive to hire people for.
@@KVirello Well, if you listen closely to the French general, his voice can be easily recognized in the Warhammer Total War games when you're playing the Bretonnians.
Did you just try and argue Rome 2 was better than M2? Get off the crack pipe. And for the record, factional symmetry in M2 is less rigid than in AoE2, and both those games are great. If you want to play starcraft, go do so.
This game does share with Monty Python a bit of historical accuracy towards the Middle Ages. Launching a plague cow is an option on the battlefield when commanding a trebuchet.
Heres a good speach that an armenian general said before the battle of Avarayr You men might think our foes are brave to come out and fight our undefeatable army, but, you are wrong to think that! They are cowards! because suicide, IS THE COWARDS WAY OUT!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!! Heres the way the battle went : Armenia - 66,000 men Persia - 220,000 men + war elephants Victor - Armenia with 7 soldiers remaining.... 7 fucking dudes.....
Wiki knows it all: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Avarayr#mediaviewer/File:Battle_of_Avarayr.gif Although it didn't mention anything about the 7 dudes I mentioned and it claims that the Persians won the battle but I call that bullshit if the armenians lost why the hell did persia agree to the previous demands of the people to allow christianity? I guess Iran wouldn't like to have the public know it was defeated by a pathetic nation like armenia :P
White Dragon Iran right now doesn't care about the losses of previous persias, as those were not led under the glorious hand of Allah, rather the false gods of the Zoroastrians. tl;dr armenia fucking lost bro
Well I'm 25% Persian and I can speak a bit Persian and read Persian numbers. I'm from Hadan, its near Tehran. And in the long run, Armenia lost a lot, and I mean a LOT! 90% of our lands were occupied and sacked. I know very well that Armenia lost, but at least we went down heroically.
LMAO, The English commander (The first one that you see) cracks me up the most. He's got the best insults and he appears a lot in this video. "I've seen donkey's assholes with more guts than those tosspots!" lmfao
+Cheese Sandwich I played rome 2 and one soldier said to another "if we survive this i'll buy you all the whores you can eat" I dont know why I found that funny :p
General speeches in newer TW games are more powerful and emotional in nature, but they are a bit too brief and short and the fun long rambles like these. I used to make insane inbred angry generals just to hear them talk like this. I miss doing that.
What pisses me off in M2TW is I will often get generals with some of the traits for goofy/weird/funny/bad/rambling/drunk/violent speeches, but they never make them. Just the ordinary ones.
One of my favorite lines that a general says (not in the speech but when loading for it) is 'There is no dishonor in winning, man! So do it which ever way you can!' idk why but that always puts a smile on my face :D
I am intensely disappointed that the Moon People didn't make an appearance, if only in counterpoint. Just have that one loony guy, and everyone else is "..." for a good 30 seconds, then back to insults.
my favorite general across all total war games was this deviant roman who gained progressively more intense "bloodthirsty" traits as time went on. He started off talking about prostitutes, but by the time the germans were annexed he would begin battles by simply screaming "BLOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!" He was getting old so I tried to get Khorne's roman avatar to die in battle before age got him, but he seriously just kept winning no matter how stacked the odds were against him (I sent him alone against 16 stacks) eventually I just settled him somewhere with a nice brothel, but I don't know how his new traits conflicted with the enjoyment of that. I shudder at the implications.
Its always weird hearing a legendary lords voice on a generic character, like Louen Leonceur is the french general and in rome 2 im pretty sure kark franz’ voice is in there
Tape Culture I know, and boy am I glad it did. Been a fan of Warhammer for more than a decade. I'm hyped for it, hope they don't make it a mess like rome 2.
emirhan ekşioğlu I loved Warhammer 40k for a decade but I wasn't too big on the original, thou now I wanna get into it just because it looks really interesting.
Rome: "WE FIGHT AND GAIN VICTORY FOR ROME!!
Medieval 2: " U FOKIN' WAT M8? IL REK U SWER ON ME MUM"
+ethan philpot DO IT FOR YOUR FELLOW ARSE PIRATING ENGLISH BUMJAWS
Clearly that guy was an Admiral, between ships.
KitStuka Do it for the vine! Do it for the dick!
don't forget the ones in rome where they talk about little men on the moon, a guy talks about how he didnt want to be a soldier
SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS
And let's not forget a _fucking_ rare one in Rome 1 where the Roman general goes,
"Hello. Today we are gathered here to do battle. Regrettable isn't it, but sometimes, you know, life is like that. You have to do something you don't want to do, just because someone is telling you to do it. I didn't want to be here myself, but then my mother told me I'd better make a reasonable show of it all, so here we go then."
I was outnumbered 3:1 facing half of Carthage's military and fucking smashed them.
link me to this
I think it's in some guy's Let's play of Rome 1. I think he called it "mother told me to do it". There's also a few screenshots
I've heard a similar one from a General in my Holy Roman Empire campaign, who had all kinds of "Shy" and "Poor public speaker" negative traits: he stopped several times during his speech to read from his notes ("Erm...it says here....ah yes....") and at the end, there was a smattering of polite clapping.
Haha, in Rome 1 the general's traits influenced the speeches he gave before the battle. If your general had the "crazy" trait (or something similar) he started to talk about purple elephants and little men on the moon. :D
I remember that one a lot. It came up when a general had the trait for poor public speaking skills.
I love this SOOOOOOO much! hahaha!!!
lionheart your awesome!
+lionheartx10 TOO! MUCH! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!
lionheart i cracked up as soon as the speeches started
Didn't think I would find you here
POX
"After all, we have Bohemians to look down upon!"
+Helis Bohemians are awesome!
+Serbon Yeah thats for syphaty :D
that was the funniest one lmao
Classic XD
They don't even appear in Medieval 2.
If there will ever be a Medieval 3... These will have to return!
Armidas medieval kingdoms mod for Attila at your service
Don't count on it.
Richardine Lionheart versus Joan of Arc cause medieval times wasnt diverse enough.
How about Mongol: Total War? I want to see that game! Let's conquer Eurasia, man!
The trading details and several other small things would need to be restored, too. I doubt it.
I remember one part of a speech from a German who I think had the alcoholic trait, but he was talking normally and then said GOD'S NIPPLES! WHO TOOK ALL THE ALE? Was it the enemy?
Gott I can never forget that one
HAHAHAHAHA!! WTF
I like the French Version. "God's bum I've dropped my last bottle... Bugger as the English say...'
Or with the English "You ever met my wife? Bloody ugly woman!"
My favorite part is when the guy just yells.
*AHHHH!*
I'd go to battle with that in my heart..!
"Let me see your war face!"
"They used fishers's assholes, in place fo their heads! --- And gained victory as a consequence."
I WANT to see that battle!
I NEED to see it
"After all - we have Bohemians to look down upon" Poor Czechs xD
But yeah the best (and most fitting) quote ive heard from a general was when i was facing off against the byzantines as poland:
My "army" comprised of like 70% militia grade units and the remaining 30% were heavy cavalry and dismounted knights.
The byzantines had... their usual professional stack with some light cav in support.
The general goes: "My apologies men. I promised you a foe worthy of your mettle. Instead you get this...".
With Fire And Sword
In my game they make some professional armies that are impressive to the things i have heard.
Im Czech man xd Thats not fair :D
Kinda late but whatever. To be honest the whole Ai in MTW is retarded. As for the island invasion I noticed that they seem to like invadin with just catapults and stuff. I remember when Moors attacked one of my island near Italy. What they brought was exactly like in your case 70% artilery all kinds and rest was some cav and skirmishers. This kinda attitude makes you want to play against some real people I guess :D.
LiezAllLiez that's what armies of the time were composed of
I like to imagine everybody here in the same place, about to begin a five-or-six way battle.
Except the Egyptian guy is lost and wound up in a desert somewhere.
The Medieval:Battle of the five kings
THIS IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION
God that'd make an amazing movie scene
I loved that the speeches were influenced by the general's traits - if you had a scarred general he would say something like 'Some people call me UGLY, but I just smile!'
I also love whenever you're fighting the Mongols and your generals says 'Pity them! Pity the horses, who have to carry such bony arses!' xD
And my all-time favourite: 'Over there stands a miserable collection of sausage-eating, bear-swilling imperial puddingheads!'
"there are two types of people, spanish people and people who kill spanish people"
glasgow smile/chelsea grin :D
The best one by far: "...AAHHH"
Agreed
"AAHHH"
Hawkeye04300 You can here the guy just before clearing his mouth
I was playing as the Welsh vs the English, and my general said:
Well, smack my arse and call me Fedilla, I see an enemy worthy of fighting
Is Fedilla the name of his sheep?
I thought it was "call me for dinner"?
When the Welsh are around, there's gonna be h@!! to pay! The enemy will surely find their selves getting extremely frustrated fighting those bad@$$es! The Welsh, Scottish, Irish, no one you wanna screw with if you're spoiling for a fight with neighbors you insanely despise!
HRE
"and at the las- GODS NIPPLES! Is that all the wine?... who... Who drank it all?!"
HRE says bier.
As much as I love this, what the hell were CA thinking when they wrote this?
This is the kind of stuff CA should be putting into the recent titles. The extra details that don't mean anything but are enjoyable none the less.
LegendofTotalWar Exactly, I miss this kind of thing. Speeches in Rome 2 are pathetic.
Necrojax Well, in french, their speech are quite funny x)
By the way, here -> /watch?v=BngPQTFQ1OU
^^
***** Although some of those are good, they're no 'AHHH!'
Medieval 2 total war is made by a different studio that got shut down by Sega.
I was really hoping for the French general to make a Monty Python reference "I fart in your general direction, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Europa Universalis does this, i loved it!
"Now go away or I will taunt you a second time!"
Probably a reference to monty python: holy grail. The french taunter
Copper Star Oh my God, you're right!
Yup it the monty Python and the holy grail. meow
I WILL FART in you're general direction xD
0:43 "Do it for a laugh! Do it for your poxed mum. Do it for your fellow ass pirating English bum jaws!". My favorite line XD
Scott Foris (lord harrowsfield the grand commander of the most honorable English army of brave and strong men)
@@kekero540 He looks so Irish.
Some of these reminded me of Team Fortress slams. SOLDIER: "Scotland is not a real country, you are an English man wearing a dress!"
+E Man No, just no. No TF references, it's a dumb game filled with assholes.
+Lucas Dumoulin +1
Lucas Dumoulin Ah, but you see, that's the beauty of this internet, and I got more where that came from...
Oh no, save me!
Lucas Dumoulin Nah, to each their own I say. I'm no fan of the TF2 community (mostly consisting of 13 year olds), but I love the personalities that Valve gave them.
lol the guy at 0:41
AAH. nothing more
His great words have inspired me so much!
The awkward half second of silence right before lol
0:41 When you urgently need new generals and recruit an Ork.
WAAAAAGH!!!
The half second awkard silence before Aah
My generals are always sane and rational... its kind of boring.
What is a historically accurate nobility class without incest induced mental and physical disorders?
There wasn't THAT much incest unless you're, wait for it, the Habsburgs.
Probably also Romanov.. Not technically Middle ages royalty but still.
It comes down to keeping wealth in the family.
Something I'm sure you are already aware the Habsburgs were very good at.
British royalty doesn't avoid it either... but only because our modern standards of what incest means is different.
Incest is best fam xD
Says Philip ;P
*wincest
I'll never get enough Medieval 2 or Rome 1.
General: I have seen priest's arseholes-
Me: Let me stop you right there...
That’s quite the childhood experience
@@obijuanquenobi1911 Maybe he was a Choir Boy ancillary...
This is only the second reason why this is my favorite title in the series
Whats your first?
The medieval setting. Rome 1 is great, but I just feel so much more attached to the game. That and the fact that a city can recruit more than one unit at a time. That was a huge fucking plus
This was my first total war game so This game will always have a special place in my heart. Thou rome 1 was a classic aswell. I wish Rome 2 was more like it.
+ethan philpot I still kinda wish they'd kept the "allow you to enter your own city" thing from Rome 1. I enjoyed watching those little npc's scurry around like ants.
And I'd like to see the dress-up for Medieval's citizens
I love the short cut to the HRE general who is silent for a tick, then yells "AAAAAA"
My favorite moment: 0:41
(silent) ARRRGH
"You all rook arike to me!"
Says a Mongolian general when you click on him on the campaign map.
The most f***** up speech ever
French General : we're all gonna die !!
Troops : YEEAAAAAAA
lechevalier6661 yep, definitely the French lol
Just like LOTR, right?
And we didn't even started talking about the pre-battle animations. Some guys just turn their ass to the enemy and start slapping it...Scots for the most part.
I wonder if that scene in "Braveheart" has something to do with it...
1:35
>Being Bohemian
>Hearing this
>**TRIGGERED**
Hey, we need someone to look down upon right?
Time to look down upon you, you Bohemian
@Billy But Whole who is not decadent in this age? :DD
@@LichlordKazam Don't you already have (Slovaks)?
The voice actors seemed to enjoy themselves, to say the least.
It' nice to see that this game recognizes the cultural differences between the Spanish, Portuguese, Italians, and Greeks. Oh wait, never mind
Oh c'mon, the studio wasn't as big then, they didn't have as many resources. I find it more insulting that the Moors, Egyptians and Turks all have the same voice anyway. Well, I find more than anything, the Italians, Germans, French, Engish and Scottish have more speeches. They'd have unique ones for each faction you fight, if the settlement you're attacking is the last settlement of a faction or if you're fighting a huge portion of their army.
yeah, but they concentrated too much on that and the gameplay is much better in medieval 2 total war. And also the studio back then wasnt very big and they didnt have all the resources to make all the units unique etc. In gameplay wise it beats rome by alot
Do you know what the going rate is for voice actors? Some accents are easy enough to fake, and those that weren't were too expensive to hire people for.
@@KVirello
Well, if you listen closely to the French general, his voice can be easily recognized in the Warhammer Total War games when you're playing the Bretonnians.
Did you just try and argue Rome 2 was better than M2? Get off the crack pipe. And for the record, factional symmetry in M2 is less rigid than in AoE2, and both those games are great. If you want to play starcraft, go do so.
"i ve seen gardeners arse holes with more puke stains."
-"good arguments have been advanced"
Yes, philosophy.
I think some of the CA crew were Monty Python fans, it certainly shows through the generals' dialogue here!
This game does share with Monty Python a bit of historical accuracy towards the Middle Ages. Launching a plague cow is an option on the battlefield when commanding a trebuchet.
Now go a-way or I shall taunt you a second time!
“Who used fishes asses in place of their heads!!-
-And Gaines victory as a consequence!!”
I’m losing it 🤣🤣
0:38.. "Good arguments have been advanced"... HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I feel an inspiring speech coming on
AHHHH!
Heres a good speach that an armenian general said before the battle of Avarayr
You men might think our foes are brave to come out and fight our undefeatable army, but, you are wrong to think that! They are cowards! because suicide, IS THE COWARDS WAY OUT!!! CHARGE!!!!!!!!
Heres the way the battle went :
Armenia - 66,000 men
Persia - 220,000 men + war elephants
Victor - Armenia with 7 soldiers remaining.... 7 fucking dudes.....
Wiki knows it all: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Avarayr#mediaviewer/File:Battle_of_Avarayr.gif
Although it didn't mention anything about the 7 dudes I mentioned and it claims that the Persians won the battle but I call that bullshit if the armenians lost why the hell did persia agree to the previous demands of the people to allow christianity? I guess Iran wouldn't like to have the public know it was defeated by a pathetic nation like armenia :P
White Dragon Iran right now doesn't care about the losses of previous persias, as those were not led under the glorious hand of Allah, rather the false gods of the Zoroastrians.
tl;dr armenia fucking lost bro
Well I'm 25% Persian and I can speak a bit Persian and read Persian numbers. I'm from Hadan, its near Tehran. And in the long run, Armenia lost a lot, and I mean a LOT! 90% of our lands were occupied and sacked. I know very well that Armenia lost, but at least we went down heroically.
My favorite was when I was England and my gen said about the HRE "there all just sausage eating dancing little weasels"
LMAO, The English commander (The first one that you see) cracks me up the most. He's got the best insults and he appears a lot in this video. "I've seen donkey's assholes with more guts than those tosspots!" lmfao
0:37 I lost it at "good arguments have been advance"
this and some of the stuff soldiers say to each other in the newer games are fucking gold
+Cheese Sandwich I played rome 2 and one soldier said to another "if we survive this i'll buy you all the whores you can eat" I dont know why I found that funny :p
omg XD XD
I'm hoping the Orcs and Goblins campaign in W:TW will have funny speeches like these.
They didn't, there is no attention to detail!
Toyosatomimi Miko Actually, quest battles have speeches.
But they aren't as hilarious as this.
BOYZ
real shame. It would been pretty funny to have the greenskins have such speechs
Watch with captions. It's hilarious! XD
watch it half speed LOL
heynub123 I die laughing XDStoned posh people talk about arses :D
Bombs tree Father and Codpiece Steve’s
The good ol' days when drinking before battle wasn't frowned upon, but encouraged
"Bum-sniffers!"
"Who used fishes' asses in place of their heads-"
"And gained victory as a consequence."
Hey, as long as it works.
0:42 Great speech bro.
0:41 *takes slight breath* AGH!
Best speech I have ever heard. I bet his men think he is a God among men
This sounds like an argument between several teenagers.
Teenagers don't have that much vocabulary.
@@danielbartleson5746they did in the 90s
This is pretty much what most of the total war community thinks of CA after rome 2 now =/
BUMBSNIFERRSS!!!
0:41 soldier: general?
Random general: AHHHHH!?
"OKAY, we get it you've seen a lot of assholes"- The troops.
man, the english sure have a lot to say about their enemies XD
+Imperator Times so do the French
0:11 King Louen, what are you doing in real France?!
1:23
"moon-faced winkle sucking goat gobbling codpiece Steves"
Well, I recently discovered the speeches (played about... 80 hours?), but now I feel obligated to listen to them every time I battle. Damn you! :D
Politics in a nutshell :)
Admit it, the Total War franchise taught me politics and war are completely inseparable. These generals are politicians after all on the campaign map.
General speeches in newer TW games are more powerful and emotional in nature, but they are a bit too brief and short and the fun long rambles like these.
I used to make insane inbred angry generals just to hear them talk like this. I miss doing that.
I think you get a lot of these ones if your general has the 'foul mouthed' or 'insane' traits which is a great bit of immersion that CA put in
haha this is the stuff that made med2 n rome 1 so fun and amusing brings back memories cheers legend
Reminds me of Monty Python
What pisses me off in M2TW is I will often get generals with some of the traits for goofy/weird/funny/bad/rambling/drunk/violent speeches, but they never make them. Just the ordinary ones.
0:41 AAAAH-papel states General 1281Clap clap would listen to againBest speech 1281420/360
Sicilian General*
lol, "TURN HIS BALLS TO WATER", Scottish is the best!
THE GERMANS KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT TOSSPOTS!
argonianjoe lol
Bowels, not balls
argonianjoe Would it then be Toßpots in German?
FlipUltraHD Sadly I don't have those keys on my board
Let's not forget the one that goes: "SNAKESNAKESNAKE OH MY GOD TAKE IT AWAY!"
Never heard it nor found a video of it :(
ruclips.net/video/vRCSlk0l3Qk/видео.html
@@mrorlov2706 OMG lmfao
"After all... We have bohemians to look down upon."
What a legend
0:41 so his speech is a scream?
I miss these General Speech. I never skipped them. Its these little things, details that make M2TW great.
1:30 Kermit the frog under that armour?
Lmfao
Their voice actors sounded like they were having a blast with this.
It reminds me of the abuse room in Monty Python's Argument Clinic...
One of my favorite lines that a general says (not in the speech but when loading for it) is 'There is no dishonor in winning, man! So do it which ever way you can!' idk why but that always puts a smile on my face :D
The French general is hilarious XD "I am a well read man"
“I was intending not to speak today, but my mother said I should go out and make a show of it all, so… Here we are!”
should have ended with
" Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! "
"The life of a codpiece thief was admittedly not as lustrous as the recruiting posters suggested." -Sir William Marshal
Watched this multiple times as inspiration for my Medieval Europe exam today. :)
I am intensely disappointed that the Moon People didn't make an appearance, if only in counterpoint. Just have that one loony guy, and everyone else is "..." for a good 30 seconds, then back to insults.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Of the countless hours of total war content I have watched on RUclips, this video, from the time I saw it two years ago, retains the number one spot.
"I've seen priests arseholes"
wait
Well England WAS Catholic back then. 😂😂
The one dude who just yells, just straight yells XD
I love how it's all just English people doing somewhat offensive accents
1:06 "our enemies are sunbaked and mad from it", pretty strong words coming from a crazy general living in a fucking desert
my favorite 0:42 "Aaah!"
my favorite general across all total war games was this deviant roman who gained progressively more intense "bloodthirsty" traits as time went on. He started off talking about prostitutes, but by the time the germans were annexed he would begin battles by simply screaming "BLOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!"
He was getting old so I tried to get Khorne's roman avatar to die in battle before age got him, but he seriously just kept winning no matter how stacked the odds were against him (I sent him alone against 16 stacks) eventually I just settled him somewhere with a nice brothel, but I don't know how his new traits conflicted with the enjoyment of that. I shudder at the implications.
"AAAAAAAAAA!" -Sicilian general's speech, 0:41
LOL IT LOOKS LIKE THERE LIKE 600 people genrals saying shit to each other and the troops are like wtf is tthis
Its always weird hearing a legendary lords voice on a generic character, like Louen Leonceur is the french general and in rome 2 im pretty sure kark franz’ voice is in there
'Arse Weasels' deserves to become a meme.
General, give us some brave words and talk shit to the enemy.
0:42 "AHH!"
If your Total War game doesn't have this kind of general speeches, - i won't buy it!
that's why I miss the general speeches in Rome II
The generals have speeches it's right after you begin the battle thou
Tape Culture Yes, they have speeches and they are terrible.
Warhammer Total war brought them back.
Tape Culture I know, and boy am I glad it did. Been a fan of Warhammer for more than a decade. I'm hyped for it, hope they don't make it a mess like rome 2.
emirhan ekşioğlu I loved Warhammer 40k for a decade but I wasn't too big on the original, thou now I wanna get into it just because it looks really interesting.
Where's the "Beer-swilling, sausage-eating, Imperial pudding-heads"..?
This reminds me of the French in Monty Python.
That moment when you hear the voices of Karl Franz and Louen Leoncour
0:41 is me.
*Breathes in.*
"AAARRGHH!-"
PLEASE BRING THIS FEATURE BACK, a mod would fit fine