simon-you taking singing lessons? woman-yes, i do. simon-whose your teacher? woman-there was a lady up in montana... simon-do you have a lawyer? woman-no, i don't have a lawyer simon-get a lawyer and sue her. seriously. i'm serious. wooooww... that was kinda...something, but funny.i think simon is the best judge because he...toughens the contestants to do better, even through harsh and cruel insults---they still learn.
Simon revels in all the good and bad publicity. He's immune to critcism for the simple reason that he makes money on it no matter what. He's got a heart but is ruthless to those who don't have talent. Our fascination with his criticism is analagous to watching boxers in the ring.
I like simon. He is Harsh, but American Idol wouldn't be the same with out him. I think People watch American Idol Just because of him. He speaks the truth.
Why does American Idol.. get away with discrimination against anyone over the age of (what is it 26 or 27?) Why don't they have an open call.. ? Wonder why there has not been anyone that has not challenged them with a good attorney?
Lol Simon is so straight forward with his opinion xD He might seem 'bad' but people choose to go there and of course he's gonna send the horrible ones back! Lol "You're very handsome" "Tell me something I don't know~!" xD He's so funny!!
hahahaha simon makes this show amazing, that is why people watch the first part of the show then just stop watching it because he is done with the insults
simon took his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend on vacation at the same time and they all stayed in the same loft ( he the man ) and he lives next door to elton john
lol, c'mon that was the FUNNIEST thing he's EVER said, like EVER! I had tears in my eyes I was laughin so hard. A fucking bush baby! LMFAO! That was golden!
hahaha he makes the show... I mean he's hilarious... although this season 9 is the 1st time I'm watching. I think it's a tad harsh when he says to some people that "they won't ever have a music career"... hasn't he listened to some crappo mainstream artists? Not condoning those type of artists but sadly if your looks are "marketable" yeah, you become "famous". Look at Britney Spears, doesn't know how to sing, yet she's famous, cause she was cute and hot.
"Get a lawyer and sue her."
ROFL!!!
"Who is you singing teacher?"
"A lady up in montana"
"you have lawyer"
"No..."
"get a lawyer and sue her!"
lol
girl: by the way ur vrey handsome
Simon tell me sumthin I don't know
Dude, the girl who's all "I'm sucking up, I know- you're very handsome" sounded REALLLLLY creepy.
It's Cowell. Not Cowl
his ego really gets on my nerves but his insults make me laugh XD
I will say something for Simon - he knows exactly his business inside out!
he's such a sweetheart
Contestant: I'm sucking up. Yes I know. You're very handsome.
Simon:tell me something I don't know. LMAO
hahaha he's awesome!
he just speaks the truth, doesn't beat around the bush
hahaha get a lawyer n sue her, wtf???!!! gosh love him lollll
0:26 to 0:30 Simon Looks like an Apple employee LOL
Simon is the whole reason i watch the show, that guy is funny as hell :D
He wasn't rude at all. He was simply honest with the people from THESE auditions, good to tell people the truth before it is too late to them :):P; ).
Do you take singing lessons? yes. Do you have a lawyer? No. Get one and sue her! LOLOLOLOL
Lol i love Simon!!
*sank like the titanic* :D
Simon is a legend!!! Nothing short =P
simon-you taking singing lessons?
woman-yes, i do.
simon-whose your teacher?
woman-there was a lady up in montana...
simon-do you have a lawyer?
woman-no, i don't have a lawyer
simon-get a lawyer and sue her. seriously. i'm serious.
wooooww... that was kinda...something, but funny.i think simon is the best judge because he...toughens the contestants to do better, even through harsh and cruel insults---they still learn.
haha 'tell me something I don't know'
lol He's class
"Do you take singing lessons? Who's your teacher? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue her"
BEST INSULT EVER
I love seeing somebody with authority being cruel... that's what's this show is all about.
Is great.
i love simons insults
Ugghh... at 1:33, that kind of person would convince me that punching women is sometimes OK.
u sound like a train going of the track-that was my favorite
Haven't commented in over a year? WHOA
and now i killed it
"yeah I'm lying. You were brilliant it was terrible.
Simon is hilarious haha i love those british lol "im sucking up ...i know ...your veryy handsome!!" "thank you i know" lmfao
I love Simon. (:
Simon is so awesome , i love him
lol dude ive been trying to find vids likes these post more !
Ohh love that simon
lmao @ the singing lessons part.
i love how she said law-yer
simon is 50% of why idol is so huge i remeber when it first began years ago it was so funny and new
aaaw simon... my best friend
im glad that this video did not have any cussing in it
omg u made this vid on my bday
get a lawyer and sue her LOL!
killing in a good way or a bad way? OMG AHAAHAHAHAH
Simon revels in all the good and bad publicity. He's immune to critcism for the simple reason that he makes money on it no matter what. He's got a heart but is ruthless to those who don't have talent. Our fascination with his criticism is analagous to watching boxers in the ring.
LOOOOOOOL
"You sing like the Titanic?"
XDDDDDD
W00T! He's so awesome!!!
LOL at 1:42 i heard "It's like watching a Sh*t sing"
i love simon
Like watching a ship sink hahahaha :D
Mean Cowell
awesome lol
love simon cuz he tells it like it is its the truth not everone can be a good singer and its becuz if he says ur good it means something
"theres never a happy killing" haha
I just loved that "Get a lawyer and sue her"
he's the perfect judge! :D
I like simon. He is Harsh, but American Idol wouldn't be the same with out him. I think People watch American Idol Just because of him. He speaks the truth.
1:00 to 1:10 was the best ever
"don't believe a word of it"
HAHAHAHA with that kind of voice, so low and mysterious. simon could work as an actor.
I love Simon ;)
Why does American Idol.. get away
with discrimination against anyone
over the age of (what is it 26 or 27?)
Why don't they have an open call.. ?
Wonder why there has not been anyone
that has not challenged them with a good
attorney?
Listen. Even thought they elways come out bad, everything he says is right.
hah pure awesomeness
Lol Simon is so straight forward with his opinion xD
He might seem 'bad' but people choose to go there and of course he's gonna send the horrible ones back!
Lol "You're very handsome"
"Tell me something I don't know~!" xD
He's so funny!!
Hes just being honest.
If u are not good don't come to the audition. And if u think you are good and you aren't then someone needs to tell them.
Simon Cowell is the shit! I love him! =D
That was funnier than some stand ups that go on for hours!
haha this guy is great, but i got to give those people credit for going up there and singing, i wouldnt be able to do that.
SOME AMERICANS JUST DONT GET SARCASM LOOK AT HER FACE AT 1:11 BLANK TOTALLY BLANK!
simon's a funny guy prob coz he english
hahahaha simon makes this show amazing, that is why people watch the first part of the show then just stop watching it because he is done with the insults
I value Simons opinion. He makes the right decisions. He knows if you're good enough for the business. I mean come on look at Leona Lewis!
Oh Simon :D I love you :D
simon is rude..but funny
he is so fuckin mean but i love it so fuckin mean damn lol gotta love it
You better play simon says!
hilarious
BlahBlahBlah. No one is impressed by mere words, perkele0079.
XD sue your singing teacher
Lol!
Tell me something i don't know! XD
oh my gosh..
do u have a lawyer? well get one and sue her. LOL
ouch
1:05
i lol ed right there
Hate to say it, but a cold harsh judge makes the show even more interesting. But still, some of them needed to hear it.
its funny if you just right something you get a bunch of thumbs up? LoL
Simon is great nonetheless
i wonder what simn sounds like singing..?
Stevie wonder with a cold...lol
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simon took his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend on vacation at the same time and they all stayed in the same loft ( he the man ) and he lives next door to elton john
get a lawyer and sue her DAMN simon
ahuuahhuauha Simon is funny hahaa
hahahah without simon American Idol wont be the same.
lol, c'mon that was the FUNNIEST thing he's EVER said, like EVER! I had tears in my eyes I was laughin so hard. A fucking bush baby! LMFAO! That was golden!
He's leaving after this season. :(
haha
true but he's leaving :'(
LOL second guys cute.
Lolz simon is going to leave American Idol for x FACTOR IN AMERICAN VERSION.YAY!!!! This calls for a celebration!
Why the heck is the last comment 1 year ago?
hahaha he makes the show... I mean he's hilarious... although this season 9 is the 1st time I'm watching. I think it's a tad harsh when he says to some people that "they won't ever have a music career"... hasn't he listened to some crappo mainstream artists? Not condoning those type of artists but sadly if your looks are "marketable" yeah, you become "famous". Look at Britney Spears, doesn't know how to sing, yet she's famous, cause she was cute and hot.
simon, ...omg,do you still have manners?
rofl that was funny
hehe
Get a laywer!
1:07
and the award to the best motherfucking son of a bitch of all time is for....SIMON COWELL!!!