The Woke Zone Trilogy
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- Опубликовано: 22 июл 2024
- You are now entering a dimension of riots, militant political correctness, and creepy CRT dolls. Watch all three episodes of the Woke Zone trilogy here!
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It’s disgusting that parody tells more truth than the media.
This is the Woke Zone
It is only just barely parody at this point.
I'm just waiting till RUclips takes it down for free think... Sorry "Hate Speech"
That's the purpose of parody.
"Medea" - Greek Goddess of illusion. :)
My favorite bit has to be the "mostly peaceful" rioter beating someone with a "silence is violence" sign
I'm confused. I met an elderly lady walking her dog a couple days ago. She told me that President Biden is perfect. She also told me about the people she no longer talks to because they said otherwise. Do I be silent or not? What does it matter when she won't listen to me anymore?
I liked the guy climbing the walls in the pharmacy.
@@jrstf my grandmother voted for Biden and thinks he's fucking amazing too. She's 80 years old unfortunately sometimes their minds go too.
@Puss in Boots - I'm thinking of a man I know who views everything through the lens of what can I get someone to do for me. So if I make the true statement "When you beat your head against the wall it hurts", he responds "I don't beat my head against the wall", also a true statement, but he misses my point because he can only understand statements about himself. He's being doing this for 66 years. Just saying, when people can get away with it, some just keep on as they were.
An Italian author made a mockery years ago in a comic called Alan Ford. When protesters destroy a city while screeching “peace peace!”
most terrifying zone for a conservative: the WOKE zone
most terrifying zone for a progressive: the WORK zone
lol
I see what you did there,
And it both hilarious AND TRUE!
@@brandonporter6223 lets go you.
@@shadowfax9177 hehe
@@brandonporter6223 Lets go you!
"We call these crimes.. but the real crime.. is noticing them."
...chills
When I started watching Twilight Zone in 1959 and the early 1960s, I thought the future must be a strange and scary place. As it turns out, it is far stranger and far scarier than I had ever imagined.
Yeah, me too.
Jip and it will get worse if people don't solve this problem .
True that all day long. Yahoo 😅
My toddler is non binary.
Musta been nice. Your white privilege was unchecked back then. Yes, nothing beats the good ole ultra white days of the past.
This is brilliant. I'm definitely the old man in the first cartoon.
I remember this one time…
@@HubertofLiege well back in my day….
Me too. Shall I identify as a man in this one instance? 🤣
He’s usually the Klansman lmao
Heck, I'm a 22 year old college student and even though I'm a girl, I'm still the old man in the first cartoon.
The first episode was just perfect; just today a 'trans-woman' has been ordered returned from federal women's prison BACK into the Male prison society after two of "HER" fellow inmates became pregnant.
Do you know what happened ot the babies from the two female prisoners?
“We call these crimes but the real crime is noticing them” 🤣
Up for 4 minutes, is 8 minutes long. Has 1 dislike lol. That person is openminded for sure
One episode at a time PLEASE. Too many at once, otherwise they're EXCELLENT 👍🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
I usually like a video when I like it and remove the like if, at the end, I decided no. It doesn't hurt anything.
Could be watching in 2x speed.
Doesn't take that long to realize who is being made fun of here.
Be careful, don’t click like, the data is being streamed real-time to Twitter and other platforms to announce you for cancellation.
Thing is, I’m not entirely sure what I just said is fiction.
I have seen both of the original Twilight zone episodes of which those stories were based. Nice work, Babylon Bee.
The first one and third one I remember, but what was the middle one based on?
The 3rd one, I remember Telly Savalas (who loves ya baby!) played the father in that.
@@Arbbal the second one was based on the news broadcast that called the violent protesters in Portland and other cities, mostly peaceful protesters.
@@billcox8870 I understand the real world events, but what episode was the middle segment based off? The first was “It’s a Good Life,” and the third was “The Living Doll.” What was the second? Although another good one would be based off “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street,” with the neighbors trying to figure out which neighbor is a Trump supporter.
@@Arbbal You are thinking of Nightmare at 30,000 feet, where Will Shatner looks out to see a monster, but every time someone else comes to look, it's gone.
3:30 is a reference to the scene where the character seems reluctant to look out the window, and when he opens the curtain, the monster is staring him in the face.
I loved the twilight zone...and now the fact we are living it scares the fudge out of me!
This is cool! A multi-functional Covid-19!
Halloween Costume!
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This would be absolutely hilarious if it wasn't actually happening! Brilliant using classic Twilight Zone episodes!
If it weren’t happening, it wouldn’t be funny at all…
And has only gotten worse
It is happening. You are in the based zone..lol
I believe people should be judged by the content of their character, not the color of their skin...help, the FBI have my house surrounded!
Don't worry! Just yell out the window that you and all your ancestors voted Biden. They'll leave.
"For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;" Romans 3:23
"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." Romans 5:8
"For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord." Romans 6:23
"For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." Ephesians 2:8-9
“Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God. Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin.” Romans 3:19-20
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." John 3:16
"That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation." Romans 10:9-10
Obviously they got a teach a harsh lesson to those pro-MLK people.
Ironic, cause the fbi has the statistics to make that judgment.
@@MadCDeeJay They do, cause they're the ones behind it all; I wouldn't trust their "stats".
Defund the FBI
"This is a drug store, just grab whatever"
Rioters: and I took that -personally- literally.
The next drug store that white supremacist opens up better let POC come in with trash bags and fill them up. They better be allowed to go in the back and take the good stuff including waiting prescriptions. The real stories just write themselves for the Bee.
its kinda scary how much these could literally be twilight zone episodes, especially the first 2. It really does feel like a twilight zone episode and yet this stuff exists today
Pretty scary, huh? :(
what are you talking about? there is no cancel culture and there were no riots. only the horrible crimes against humanity on jan 6th.
@@Njordin2010 Sarcasm?
That first one is like the episode of The Twilight Zone with Billy Mumy, "It's a Good Life." The only episode that made me have nightmares! I did not know at the time that it was prophetic! YIKES AND GADZOOKS!
Are you thinking bad thoughts about me ? 🙎
He was a bad man, so I turned him into a Jack in the Box and I'll do the same to you.
Horrifying right?
I'll wish you into the cornfield! 🤨
All three are Twilight Zone satires, 2nd was a satire of nightmare at 20,000'. Third is based off of a Telly Savalas episode
I love how the Mayor on the third episode is both overstepping the scope of his powers and disregarding the Constitution. Accurate af 😂
Dad: "I have a doll that hates white people."
Mayor: "I'll have it banned from the state!"
Dad: "Aren't there 1st Amendment concerns?"
Mayor: *shrugs* "..idk.."
If he banned the patriotic, pro-white doll and did nothing about the anti-white one, that would be more accurate.
i would argue that doll have freedom of speech
@@DoctorPrepper depending on which side of the duopoly that controls a jurisdiction determines which constitutional rights are blindly ignored. Vote Libertarian. We defend all freedoms all of the time, even when they might make someone uncomfortable.
We no longer have freedom of speech but the crazies have freedom of SCREECH....REEEEEEEEE!
If you can yell and complain irrationally than it's ok
I laughed. And then I cried. Because I realize I'm in... The Woke Zone. No joke. This is terrifying!
I'm not going to lie. 4 or 5 years ago, when I was informed of what "woke" was, I had legitimate nightmares of my family turning woke. I'd run as far and as fast as I could but it was always ahead of me. Little did I know, it wasn't so much a nightmare as a horrendous vision of what was to come. (Not my family thank GOD!) The lack of any kind of self awareness. The bigotry of low expectations. The masses seemingly incapable of thinking for themselves. Without folks like you guy who are able to call it all out and make me laugh my butt off at the same time, I honestly don't know where I would be right now, if at all. I just hope you guys know how important your work really is. Thank you.
it is only a question of time before the babylon bee are permamently banned from youtube
We need to take power back from these people, we cant let the most stupid toxic people control what's socially right and wrong
Perhaps we can remember that the power is with us already.
Cancel them
@peter michalski I am so happy to see the children of the corn reference. Beautiful and accurate. Children of the corn liberal clan meetings.
Tell me how because I’m pretty sure voting is a dead end and the death of America. I think that’s what there counting on because look how far they have gone in few months. If Americans don’t just tell them to go to hell and take back America at any cost this administration will invite China to send troops to America that what they have been planning because our military won’t turn on Americans.
If we don’t move now we all will be in camps shortly but people are basically lazy and stupid.
Keep supporting this type of stuff, we can do it through comedy
The wokest thing is in under a minuet without watching someone left a dislike
minuet [noun]
a slow, stately dance in triple meter, popular in the 17th and 18th centuries.
Leftist tolerance...
Cause they REALIZED HOW STUPID THEY LOOK after it being POINTED OUT.
@@13BGunBunny how long is a typical minuet? Two minutes?
@@wilh3lmmusic
Ask Yellow Mommy.
Canceling the old man and TRANSforming him into a Mr Potato Head was hilariously clever! Once he had a brain with courageous opposition to insanity, and now he's an empty potato. 😆🤣😂
Empty like biden
Joke Biden is the original Mr Potato Head. It's like these days that idea cannot be emphasized enough.
Funny bc they tried to cancel mr potato head 🤣
@@Drummerchick2003 Potatoes are RACIST! 🤣
"Aunt Jemima?!?" Line pointed to that point.
This deserves awards. Many awards 🏆
You guys did a fantastic job. 👏 I hope to see more of these Woke Zone Vids.
I remember the real episode from The Twilight Zone (The one with the kid). It was one of the creepiest episodes I had seen.😬😬😬😬
It’s all good. He went on to be in Lost in Space 😁
THat explained nothing lol
Billy Mumy, coolest kid around, had his own raygun & lifesize robot 😉
@@ourealityradio7662 The episode is called "It's a good life"
@@johnames6430 thank you
I like the refference to the meme with dog on table , background burning " this is fine " in store .
CR-Tina just needs to say "seperate but equal", which is ultimately what the CRT movement boils down to when you read their arguments against racial mixing and for pro segregation. Those 2 dolls would likely agree on lot
It is amazing how much the super woke and the super racist have the same outlooks on many things, like judge someone by their skin before considering them as an individual.
Sorry. but i do not see how Plessey V Ferguson fits in here. Respectfully, the ultimate goal of CRT is EQUITY, not equality--big difference.
@@williamrgutrich7694 and equity can be interpreted in many ways. And one of them that the racists who practice critical race theory have relied on again and again is to create racially segregated "safe" spaces
@@williamrgutrich7694 Irrelevant equality and equity are both evil.
My favorite part😆
I have thoroughly enjoyed this series and hope for many more
These are the BEST YET👍👍👍👍. PLEASE post weekly episodes 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
Sometimes I feel like the only sane person left also... but then I look at shows like this and realize there's more out there...
Please please make these an ongoing series. They are too good, and are some fresh sanity in this absolutely screwed world
This needs to be a weekly Bee series.
Brilliant!
OMG please do one based on "The Monsters are due on Maple Street". The power goes out because it's all based on renewables. Everyone comes out of their houses to figure out what's going on and start turning on each other.
This video is not only “on to something” but literally on to something - this needs to be a series!!! 🗽
These were truly frightening!
it's scary how similar to the twilight zone this actually felt XD
Careful, Babylon Bee, or "they" may decide to send you to The Cornfield!
This is so spot on, it’s scary. And the media could seriously take notes!
The media helped create this nightmare
America has definitely changed into the twilight zone.
It's always been in The Twilight Zone.
@@BrianRetro
No, when I was a kid the world was a much better place. You young people have no idea what you have thrown away.
@@varietasVeritas the internet has made them even stupider and gat
@@masterpain7742 true but I rather study even though the phone and the internet is a very distracting place!!
I hope you guys adapt one from the episode where she be like "its a cook book!"
That episode is called, "To serve man", if I remember correctly.
These could've been legit episodes of the Twilight Zone. Actually, if I was told that I was living in the Twilight Zone, things would make a lot more sense.
I wanted to write what I thought - but then I realized where I live. :) Thus, like in the other Union I lived, I'll just leave a few hints: as the spectrum (albeit distorted in some ideologies) is a continuity, so is the "normalization" of things. If you are shocked by what is declared to be "normal" now - look back to the roots. It DID start from the "normalization" of what was not normal before, didn't it? Perhaps this would save you from the cultural shock of what's going to be "normalized" next. P.S. If something "has to be normalized", then it's NOT normal, right? ;)
Additional advice: people, read Orwell's "Animal Farm" and "1984" and Huxley's "Brave New World".
Omg, this is awesome, and seeing my 12 year old get offended while I watch this, is also awesome. Thanks for making a crappy day only suck 😁
That's the brainwashing the young people have, they get offended on behalf of others.
if your kid is offended by this video, you should take a very close long look at their school because chances are you need to get them out of it quick.
So is the child alright?
Or did something happen to the kid.
Oh dude I am sorry that your 12 year old has become one of the woke profligates.
My 4 year old knows trudeau is why our life keeps getting worse lmao get there before the brainwashing
Scary as hell. I'm sure those dolls are already on their way to every household...
The Karen Black Trilogy of Terror comes to mind seeing that doll.. I'm dating myself lol but yes great job guys!!👍👍 Sharing on Facistbook
Did you just use yellow thumbs up! You Japanophobe!!! 😏
Why don’t you come over for dinner now mother ;-) [the ending]
Is that a new thing? Dating yourself? But what do we call that? What color in the rainbow is this new one? What’s the pronoun? I’m so worried I might offend someone inadvertently!
OIC! “Dating “ as in time… shew! Dodged a bullet there. You had me stressed for a second, I hope no one got “triggered”.
@@taranamock9512 😛😛😛😛😉
Sorry to hear about your Facebook ban 😬
Thank you! Been calling reality the twilight zone for over a year now.
CRTina was hilarious 😂🤦🏾♂️😂
"Because they can't have babies...for some reason." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't wait for the next episode!!!
It's crazy how accurate this is especially if you have seen this episode in the original twilight zone series
This is more terrifying than any actual episode of twilight zone could ever be
Titling this as ‘The Twitter Zone’ would’ve been ten thousand times more accurate.
I swear people act like there very LIVES are threatened if someone says anything interpreted as anti anything.
"You should send him to the cornfield". I wonder how many read that story?
The old man has my respect. The corn field sounds like a great place. As far as the doll. The father should have taken that doll the first second and made it firewood along with the second doll. Any doll which says anything political or beyond, I love you, at the most, should be returned or discarded.
Damn, this is so spot on. It needs to be seen everywhere.
It's suppressed by youtube algorithms, only people who are subscribed would see it or those who found it with a direct link. It's essentially an unlisted video.
Mandates are Consent.
Tracking is Freedom.
Censorship is Information.
True Orwellian doublespeak
This is so true and it comes right out the college system in Southern California. People are turned into useless zombies because they stand for nothing and fall for every thing else.
This is literally real life and not a parody.
No, it is literally a parody. The doll does not exist in real life. Neither do people get turned into Mr. Potato Head. That is the whole point of satire.
No it’s not
Real good Anthony , that’s real good .
Yep. Nailed it. Hilarious and terrifying at the same time.
I have, today, unsubscribed from all news, opinion pieces, anything that is anti-common sense. 160+ subs down to 8. You made the cut - congrats guys. But remember, they're comin' for ya...
You and Freedom Tunes make the best animations. 👌
My animations from when I was 12 look better than this
Make some then.
Love when they drop cartoons! They're the best!😁
Great stuff BB, make this a weekly special.
Wow! It is scary how true these are.
The Babylon Bee is my favorite “go to” on the web. Always satisfying!
I'm glad I found this channel. Imma share the hell out of it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I like how they parodied the “This is fine” dog.
When satire becomes reality...
When did that happen? They made a CRTina doll? People are getting turned into Mr. Potato Head?
@@artugert and we have a super smart one. You should watch things more fitting to your age group/intellect
Bad Summary of each episode:
Ep1: Disagreeing with a Trans gets turned into a Potato head.
Ep2: Noticing violence is racism.
Ep3: Dolls cause all racism.
Maybe just two of those are bad summaries.
Women are the harbinger of wokeness
Ep1 No it gets you cancelled
Ep2 Yup because any crime is justified in the fight against injustice
Ep3 CRT is horrific (because it's racist)
That was a good thing you did, Babylon Bee! A REAL good thing!
My dad's cousin June Foray, most noted as the voice of Rocky the Flying Squirrel, was the voice of Chatty Cathy and Talky Tina.
Don't forget Natasha, darlink....
@@johnmarx3919 ...and Nell, plus all the other female voices. June was also Cindy Lou Who.
I love this. I wish they were full length series. South Park has a lot of satire that is true, but there's a lot of blasphemy and things that are too raw, but this I could watch!
All the characters sound like South Park voices
Oh no not blasphemy!
Tha amount of work and creativity that went into this is quite admirable. You go, guys!
And let's go, Brandon 😁
You guys have the best content I have seen on RUclips! Thanks for your content! This needs to be played across all network and In our school ASAP!
This is absolutely brilliant! Please make it into a series. Please!
PLEASE PLEASE Do more WOKE ZONES,, HILARIOUS!!!
This first segment is the EXACT episode I told my friend about just LITERALLY a couple of days ago!
Imagine a world where the truly mentally handicapped had this power we all had to bow down to. 🙇♂️
The Twilight Zone episode was actually darker though you went a little softer than the original episode ! 😂
“That Jada & that Will love.” J-Cole 🤣
3:43 the HEADNOD to one of the ABSOLUTE goats of a meme there is - "this is fine" - gold. You guys are the best.
The Bee has read "It's a GOOD Life" by Jerome Bixby??!.. Oh! I didn't know it was also a Twilight Zone episode! Great application to our current situation!
This one is a true classic! Thank you!
The latest college fad, eh?
GO JOE BRANDON!
heh.
Let's go Brandon!
Let's go Brandon
From racetrack to racetrack, from stadium to stadium, let our voices ring. F Joe B, FJB,
@mowgli2071 nobody hates Joe Brandon lol
Make more of these! These are great lol
You all did a fantastic job with this!
Brilliant 😂 can’t believe your subscribers aren’t in the millions 👍
3:43 love the reference 😂
This is the best. Keep them coming.
"CRTINA..." LOL ! :D Brilliant! Love it! :D
this needs more attention
Best one ever !!!
As a life-long fan of The Twilight Zone, this is just brilliant! I like that the first and last segments were based on real T-Zone episodes.
The second one was definitely inspired by the “gremlin on a plane” episode
This is the best work I have seen from the Babylon Bee.
Woke zone! My favorite show😄.
Loved the new season!
Wasn't this an episode on Supernatural with the demon Lilith? When she was a little girl.
Almost all scary stores or ideas came from twilight zone in one way or another… Chucky came from the talky Tina episode, nightmare on elm street came from the episode where this man dreams about this cat lady trying to tell him to jump from a roller coaster every night until he did it and he died of a heart attack. I can go on and on 🤣 love tz
Y’all need to do more of this stuff. Get er done ✅ Babylon Bee, All day long Yahoo 😅
I want a whole series of this!!
Both dolls came from the same controllers in the Woke Zone. And they laughed all the way to the bank as the cities burned.
Watching from Colombia and wondering if this will need to be translated at some point. Would be better released individually than on a single video imo
This is genius! Can't wait for all these videos to hit 1 million!
the teleporting sound in episode one is the fireball sound for an imp from 1993 doom
I can’t believe this is still on RUclips 😂 this is amazing! 🤣
Sadly. True. This is real life. Can you imagine seeing this only ten years ago??? Or if people saw this way before?! Our founding fathers even?! OMGGGG