Goku vs. Frieza but It's Actually 5 Minutes

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @alastair7095
    @alastair7095 3 года назад +17973

    I love how parunga clearly speaks English, but when frieza makes a wish he’s like “pardon, no hablo ingles”

    • @TuMadreee
      @TuMadreee 3 года назад +1586

      Guess he only likes to accept wishes in the Namekian language

    • @joshual1021
      @joshual1021 3 года назад +2755

      @@TuMadreee Namekian 2-factor authentication I bet.

    • @TuMadreee
      @TuMadreee 3 года назад +258

      @@joshual1021 exactly

    • @alonsocambronero5663
      @alonsocambronero5663 3 года назад +222

      @@joshual1021 I just had to troubleshoot this 2-factor authentication so my ERP program could use gmail. You made me laugh

    • @neverunknown1236
      @neverunknown1236 3 года назад +173

      purunga hears frieza wish and is just like "english do you speak it"

  • @sambinder1927
    @sambinder1927 4 года назад +12408

    Vegeta: "Can a ghost do this?"
    *disappears immediately*

    • @christopherbrandon115
      @christopherbrandon115 4 года назад +536

      U know I wished porunga would have let vegeta's blast hit him before he sent him to earth 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ozzieapologist
      @Ozzieapologist 4 года назад +611

      That was honestly TFS level of funny XD

    • @simple8503
      @simple8503 4 года назад +35

      Copied

    • @Gimbleson
      @Gimbleson 4 года назад +294

      “Can a ghost do this? Huh Frieza?”
      *Pop*

    • @eltiospike7672
      @eltiospike7672 4 года назад +333

      Frieza: "Well, yeah, they actually can"

  • @tailez606
    @tailez606 3 года назад +12965

    I like how the dragon speaks english only to rub it in Frieza's face, basically going "I heard you and I don't care"

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 3 года назад +978

      But the dragon also spoke Namekian and could've very well kept granting the wish in Namekian.
      Instead he switched to english so Frieza can hear his wish not come true

    • @walteraiue5850
      @walteraiue5850 3 года назад +100

      Can the dragon understand the namekian green smug dialect?

    • @Someone-gy2rd
      @Someone-gy2rd 3 года назад +241

      How can Frieza even speak English? Did the british empire colonize his race and he took inspiration? Or did he help write the english language when drunk once and didnt destroy the world just because he was drunk and he missed

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 3 года назад +253

      @@Someone-gy2rd he was probably amazed by their crust stuffed pizza and left them alone

    • @walteraiue5850
      @walteraiue5850 3 года назад +59

      @@Someone-gy2rd I mean they speak japanese

  • @theoverseer1775
    @theoverseer1775 Год назад +2650

    The fact that when you remove all the characters' reactions this can actually fit into 5 minutes is fucking amazing

    • @mikkey246
      @mikkey246 Год назад +18

      Fr

    • @PJOZeus
      @PJOZeus Год назад +170

      Also sped up as shit but yeah, jump cutting back in times is a common thing

    • @tgreeny1
      @tgreeny1 Год назад +153

      @@PJOZeus sped up does its alot of value too, as it would reflect how quickly they would be moving too.

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 5 месяцев назад +100

      depending on how you interpret it, it's actually 7 minutes because you could argue that the 5 minutes had passed when Frieza was surprised the planet hadn't blown up yet due to his miscalculation

    • @lordsamrat137
      @lordsamrat137 2 месяца назад +1

      Obviously

  • @ashcrow1356
    @ashcrow1356 3 года назад +18873

    Vegeta saying "Can a ghost do this, huh, Frieza?!" and disappearing just after he says it gets me everytime I swear

    • @bautistabarabino5821
      @bautistabarabino5821 3 года назад +1084

      Plot twist. He's an actual ghost.

    • @pierorodegher6112
      @pierorodegher6112 3 года назад +143

      hahahahhaa you genius!

    • @getthefuckaoutmyway
      @getthefuckaoutmyway 3 года назад +553

      Freeza: Yes. I knew it. A ghost...

    • @omega5039
      @omega5039 3 года назад +266

      Ghost Nappa: Well Vegeta did learn from the best, being me of course *laughs*

    • @reloadpsi
      @reloadpsi 3 года назад +152

      Freeza: "Yes, actually. Oh he's gone."

  • @bugman511
    @bugman511 4 года назад +17343

    Porunga: *Ignores Freeza's wish because it was asked in English*
    Also Porunga, in English: "Yes, very well I will grant it"

    • @stephenthedude4383
      @stephenthedude4383 4 года назад +410

      😂😂😂

    • @ajh22895
      @ajh22895 4 года назад +1820

      Pretty sure Porunga speaks so it can be heard in all languages but only listens to Namekian.

    • @thesamuraiman
      @thesamuraiman 4 года назад +582

      @@ajh22895 that's dumb
      EDIT:
      @everyone replying to me:
      I'm not saying Porunga *accepting* wishes in Namekian is dumb. I think it's dumb that he speaks English in return. If the wisher *speaks* Namekian, they probably understand it as well. There's no reason for Porunga to speak English back to them.

    • @MAZZ0Murder
      @MAZZ0Murder 4 года назад +175

      He's prejudice!

    • @advithshetty2457
      @advithshetty2457 4 года назад +200

      He be like fuck You freeze.

  • @felixthecat3699
    @felixthecat3699 4 года назад +6345

    *Kills billions of people
    “never do mischief again”

    • @slickdick6969
      @slickdick6969 4 года назад +79

      good observation

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 4 года назад +584

      Dude's doing borderline Imperium of Man-tier genocide and Goku treats him like he is being a rascal lol

    • @saucysinny6654
      @saucysinny6654 4 года назад +91

      @@s1iznc1d34 bro shut up,you sound dumb asf 😂

    • @SCHIERKE_252
      @SCHIERKE_252 4 года назад +13

      LMFAO

    • @invidofinp1828
      @invidofinp1828 4 года назад +17

      @@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 He really needed a skull throne.

  • @matroid10
    @matroid10 Год назад +1707

    This is actually really accurate to how fast they would probably be moving in real life

    • @aitorchul2262
      @aitorchul2262 Год назад +179

      Not really we couldn't even see a saibamen figthing yamcha lol

    • @UhhhhhVictor
      @UhhhhhVictor Год назад +13

      ​@awhellnah__yajirobe*

    • @Alberto-or7js
      @Alberto-or7js Год назад +24

      I like how you said "in real life" lol

    • @Slasher--
      @Slasher-- Год назад +6

      @@UhhhhhVictornah he would still die to a gun

    • @saulgoodmangaming880
      @saulgoodmangaming880 Год назад +23

      ​@@Slasher--if kid goku at the beginning of dragon ball could survive a bullet, then they would be able to deflect that shit at the current moment in time

  • @walterntleru6087
    @walterntleru6087 4 года назад +3760

    Roshi: They're so fast, are you still keeping up Krillin?
    Krillin: Nope

  • @marcuslalnunsanga7578
    @marcuslalnunsanga7578 4 года назад +24217

    Fun fact: Akira toriyama admitted the battle was in slow motion

    • @sebinlouis6411
      @sebinlouis6411 4 года назад +2679

      This is actually true. I second this

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 4 года назад +822

      Who would have thunk

    • @hyper0782
      @hyper0782 4 года назад +1318

      Even when they were talking? Wtf 😂

    • @the1337fleet
      @the1337fleet 4 года назад +1800

      @@hyper0782 obviously only the fighting portions were in slow motion for us to see

    • @oliverp3545
      @oliverp3545 4 года назад +681

      Well it's like in HxH when 20 episodes were in like 2 minutes in series.

  • @FartingSpider12
    @FartingSpider12 Год назад +6323

    I still love, to this day, that Goku gave some of his energy to Frieza and Frieza still somehow thought it would be enough to kill the guy that LITERALLY just gave him that energy. There's pride and then there's just stupidity

    • @victuz
      @victuz Год назад +335

      Well, pride comes before the fall, so there's that.

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega Год назад +206

      Most techniques multiple the power of the attack in some way, take the Kienzan or Shin-Kikoho. Frieza probably thought the power with his attack multiplier would be enough and tried it anyways.

    • @WaveCasualGaming
      @WaveCasualGaming Год назад +51

      Health bar and skill bar are two different things.

    • @Lambent_Omega
      @Lambent_Omega Год назад +128

      @wave009 In dragon ball, running out of Ki means exhaustion or death. So Goku sharing enough to let Frieza move after the big fight is a big deal.

    • @Dottman56
      @Dottman56 Год назад +6

      LITERALLY

  • @karthikeya8498
    @karthikeya8498 9 месяцев назад +569

    1:49 Freeza says that the planet should have blown up by now. This means his 5 minutes has passed at this mark.

    • @xtreamdream439
      @xtreamdream439 Месяц назад +14

      What I'm saying

    • @vvwxwvv
      @vvwxwvv Месяц назад +68

      then freezer says to give it 2 more minutes but still takes 3 anyways lol. obviously the 5 minutes was only a very rough estimate on his part so

    • @thelordofchaos-2009
      @thelordofchaos-2009 28 дней назад +18

      Matt Pat made a good point his theory. The planet was probably just way denser than Frieza thought it would be so the five minute estimation was wrong. But not so wrong that it would only be a 10-20 time difference.

    • @Alex-02
      @Alex-02 21 день назад

      @@thelordofchaos-2009Units please

    • @bobbymayyy
      @bobbymayyy 20 дней назад +3

      @@Alex-02"10-20" thousand hours

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 4 года назад +3261

    "CAN A GHOST DO THIS? HUH FRIEZA?"
    *disappears*
    Yeah i think they can

    • @VaiFiz
      @VaiFiz 4 года назад +27

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @WimpyMcWeaksauce
      @WimpyMcWeaksauce 4 года назад +38

      That joke is in the original, FYI.

    • @nintony2994
      @nintony2994 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @Y.blobio
      @Y.blobio 4 года назад +1

      Wtf

    • @pudim6248
      @pudim6248 4 года назад +2

      Kkkkkkkkk good one

  • @Dislike-kq9uq
    @Dislike-kq9uq 3 года назад +5198

    Vegeta: "Can a ghost do This!?" *Dissapears into thin air* Frieza: "Uhhh yeah?"

    • @Dislike-kq9uq
      @Dislike-kq9uq 3 года назад +96

      @The Lord Bill bro. Have you ever considered that of the thousands of people watching the same short video that maybe two or more human minds can concieve the same or similar thought.

    • @mychaelwilson
      @mychaelwilson 3 года назад +44

      @@Dislike-kq9uq no, he doesn’t have the brain capacity to do so

    • @Magic8Taco
      @Magic8Taco 3 года назад +4

      Is that you? Roach Dog?

    • @Dislike-kq9uq
      @Dislike-kq9uq 3 года назад +13

      @Devil Mario Productions lmao he deleted his comment

    • @Dislike-kq9uq
      @Dislike-kq9uq 3 года назад +5

      @@Magic8Taco we are a dying breed, it seems

  • @demircruz6291
    @demircruz6291 4 года назад +3103

    Frieza: "FIVE MINUTES"
    Mom: "FIVE MINUTES"
    Me: "I dont see any difference".

    • @TheBlackAceSpade
      @TheBlackAceSpade 4 года назад +27

      Assuming you mean the "five minutes" this took to play out in the actual show, this comment deserves a few thousand likes😅😅😭😭😅😭😅😭

    • @demircruz6291
      @demircruz6291 4 года назад +26

      @@TheBlackAceSpade Thanks, and yeah, I mean the actual "5 minutes" of Freezer that turned to be 2 hours.

    • @SdudyoyO
      @SdudyoyO 4 года назад +46

      "You better be ready, because we're leaving in FIVE MINUTES!"
      Then, that same line gets repeated for two hours straight.

    • @resurrectedpa
      @resurrectedpa 4 года назад +2

      Lol same

    • @kyurei4478
      @kyurei4478 4 года назад +3

      If the 5 minutes of your mom are Freezer minutes, yeah no need to hurry.

  • @SilverRyuu
    @SilverRyuu Год назад +88

    "Never do mischief again"
    Goku, buddy, Frieza was a little more than a little mischievous

  • @IIAwfulWaffleII
    @IIAwfulWaffleII 3 года назад +2898

    Vegeta: "Can a ghost do this!"
    *Disappears like a ghost*
    Frieza: "Ye... Yeah?

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 3 года назад +48

      Either way the KI blast would do nothing to 100% frieza

    • @endlessvoidvii
      @endlessvoidvii 3 года назад +90

      @@zizochemlali4639 I think it was supposed to be a final "fuck you" blast to Frieza. Frieza has to know that Vegeta came back to life and basically spat on him or threw dirt on him. (That's a good equivalent of what the blast would be to him, I think)
      Pretty much a taunting gesture.

    • @SSlime
      @SSlime 3 года назад +3

      Nice

    • @SSlime
      @SSlime 3 года назад +7

      I just realized that I'm a one piece fan commenting on a naruto comment about dbz.

    • @207Koopa
      @207Koopa 3 года назад

      copy pasted comment lel

  • @alexc.8482
    @alexc.8482 4 года назад +17353

    Now, make the whole Tounrament of Power Saga, but actually in 48 minutes.

    • @9o1ybius
      @9o1ybius 4 года назад +1416

      already done by someone else

    • @khosta6690
      @khosta6690 4 года назад +497

      They already did that

    • @rhysmendozavilla2378
      @rhysmendozavilla2378 3 года назад +262

      Thats already been done

    • @jasontodd6747
      @jasontodd6747 3 года назад +155

      ruclips.net/video/jaK7ypei56U/видео.html

    • @ibnabubakar1790
      @ibnabubakar1790 3 года назад +87

      Bruh we wont see anything. Hahaha

  • @xenowreborn
    @xenowreborn 2 года назад +6954

    I love how porunga waited for vegeta to get out
    "Can a ghost do this? Huh frieza" before teleporting him
    clearly the dragon has a sense of humor that can be respected

    • @Lagaa
      @Lagaa Год назад +146

      underrated comment

    • @nicolasdipalma9888
      @nicolasdipalma9888 Год назад +175

      It was like "actually, he can" xD

    • @Sam60420
      @Sam60420 Год назад +19

      😂😂😂

    • @mqzv
      @mqzv Год назад +34

      shenron showed much humor😂

    • @lulzdragon7339
      @lulzdragon7339 Год назад +108

      I can't help but picture him appearing back in a large city and vaporizing a skyscaper.

  • @the_quadracorn
    @the_quadracorn Год назад +291

    This actually does feel like how a DBZ fight would play out if you were watching it in real time.

    • @potatomanz6486
      @potatomanz6486 Год назад +14

      Nah you wouldn’t even be able to see it

    • @thatskeletordude5271
      @thatskeletordude5271 Год назад +6

      ​@@potatomanz6486literally Gohan "seeing" Yamcha fighting the Saibaman for the first time.

    • @GiryGuitarist
      @GiryGuitarist 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@potatomanz6486 yeah just like people watched cell turnament on TV

    • @eetfuk3571
      @eetfuk3571 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@thatskeletordude5271 the speed of the Saibamen literally has nothing against Frieza and Goku at this point.

  • @lowhp_comic
    @lowhp_comic 3 года назад +3166

    It would have been funny when Frieza says "I'll give her two more minutes" and an extra two minutes is added to the clock

    • @JohnyX333x
      @JohnyX333x 2 года назад +261

      It should have been 7 min all along anyway. It was 5 min total up until they reached dende and the dragon

    • @hsew
      @hsew Год назад +72

      Technically it should have gone DOWN to 2 minutes

    • @Syphorce
      @Syphorce Год назад

      Thats what should've happened honestly.

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous Год назад +147

      @@hsew Technically technically, he said the planet is harder to destroy so the time would have to be _more_ than his original five minute estimate, but should be two minutes at the time that he says that

    • @Im_Not_Loss
      @Im_Not_Loss Год назад +46

      @@ananousousFrieza’s just reeeally bad at math

  • @jayandrews2803
    @jayandrews2803 3 года назад +4653

    Frieza is the only dude I know that gets shown mercy twice by the same guy in 5 minutes then still tries to get revenge

    • @PlatinumStrikes
      @PlatinumStrikes 3 года назад +260

      He stubborn like a little kid 😂

    • @PikachuComments
      @PikachuComments 3 года назад +247

      Goku is naive but he’s pure of heart, as the nimbus cloud has proven

    • @revolvingworld2676
      @revolvingworld2676 3 года назад +38

      That also happened to Luffy twice

    • @threedimensional4341
      @threedimensional4341 3 года назад +28

      Bro he's cold for that shit dawg😂

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 3 года назад +62

      In his defense he couldn't run the risk of Goku going around the galaxy telling everyone the he begged a saiyan for his life.

  • @adrianpaul1985
    @adrianpaul1985 4 года назад +4508

    i was actually expecting them to fight like normal then the planet just blows up

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 4 года назад +96

      Fitting image

    • @FemkjeMW
      @FemkjeMW 4 года назад +62

      Oof that's gold

    • @Phoenix2.5D
      @Phoenix2.5D 4 года назад +94

      I’ve given you some of my own energy, so-
      *Boom*

    • @557deadpool
      @557deadpool 4 года назад +7

      Said by someone who knows nothing about DBZ

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +22

      Or they just edit five minutes of monologues and arguments, then the planet explodes.

  • @TheLittleEmoji
    @TheLittleEmoji Год назад +983

    Props to the cameraman for recording this legendary fight between Goku and Frieza without dying.

    • @mikeschmidt2526
      @mikeschmidt2526 Год назад +42

      and getting out of this planet alive

    • @WhosYourTao
      @WhosYourTao Год назад +5

      @@mikeschmidt2526😂

    • @Skia_Woodling
      @Skia_Woodling Год назад +22

      @@mikeschmidt2526With his friends on his spaceship

    • @BugBunny978
      @BugBunny978 Год назад +2

      Theres no cameraman its just crayons & paper

    • @self-proclaimedanimator
      @self-proclaimedanimator Год назад +3

      ​@@BugBunny978"crayons"
      I dont think even Crayon shin chan is made with crayon

  • @shylocutlip5666
    @shylocutlip5666 3 года назад +2839

    “ONLY ONE OF US IS LEAVING ALIVE!”
    both live

    • @muinoel3335
      @muinoel3335 3 года назад +143

      Well,technically only Goku 'left' alive

    • @wonderfulguy7918
      @wonderfulguy7918 3 года назад +17

      @@muinoel3335 and frieza was revived

    • @RonaldoVODS
      @RonaldoVODS 3 года назад +123

      @@wonderfulguy7918 he was kept alive with a metal body. Not revived.

    • @wonderfulguy7918
      @wonderfulguy7918 3 года назад +9

      @@RonaldoVODS Oh i see ;-; but I'm talkin' about the future where he Gets revived and killed again Lmao

    • @RonaldoVODS
      @RonaldoVODS 3 года назад +39

      @@wonderfulguy7918 but that's a entirely different situation from leaving namek alive.

  • @yaxinyet
    @yaxinyet 2 года назад +8798

    If this fight lasted for 5 minutes with that speed then I must feel sorry for Frieza lasting an hour with Broly.

    • @johnnywantyoudead5113
      @johnnywantyoudead5113 2 года назад +94

      Character name in your pfp?

    • @yaxinyet
      @yaxinyet 2 года назад +109

      @@johnnywantyoudead5113 Yaxi. It's from fanmade Danganronpa Shattered Hope :)

    • @jotaroisbestboy7593
      @jotaroisbestboy7593 2 года назад +29

      @@yaxinyet yeah another character from fanmade

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer Год назад +97

      In Gold, no less

    • @cliveowensia
      @cliveowensia Год назад +27

      ​@@J.Blazer you say that like gold is decreasing his defense

  • @seventyfourty
    @seventyfourty 5 лет назад +6800

    And this proves that in the show we were watching them fight slowed down

    • @kuyajochi
      @kuyajochi 4 года назад +395

      SlimJim and even slowed down some parts of the fight are still too fast.

    • @seventyfourty
      @seventyfourty 4 года назад +134

      @AFRO ANIME honestly I couldn't tell you but fighting Buu took a few days I believe

    • @seventyfourty
      @seventyfourty 4 года назад +67

      @@Runethe good shit, good shit

    • @imrelobtw
      @imrelobtw 4 года назад +10

      @@Runethe It was actually 1 day.

    • @imrelobtw
      @imrelobtw 4 года назад +8

      @@Runethe oh ok sorry

  • @mikhail_roberts
    @mikhail_roberts Год назад +233

    You should have given it 7. Freeza expects it to have blown by the time he says “I’ll give her two more minutes.” In the original Japanese, he’s not saying there’s two minutes out of five left, he’s saying five has passed and he expects two more max, because he’s surprised it lasted that long.

    • @SuperSZ
      @SuperSZ Год назад +37

      In fact, those 2 extra minutes would give Goku enough time to go to the Gyniu's small ship and escape. Without those 2 minutes Goku would have died

    • @QualityBuddy
      @QualityBuddy Месяц назад +1

      He had a concussion man ment 30

  • @robertleon7107
    @robertleon7107 3 года назад +7895

    To be fair, the battles actually happen at this speed. That’s canon

    • @nebulasupreme2009
      @nebulasupreme2009 3 года назад +732

      true. even faster. our video playback doesn’t have super saiyan otherwise it would have been like 30 seconds except for when they stop to talk and the audience wouldn’t get to see the fight and that would be criminal

    • @timothywestlake1198
      @timothywestlake1198 3 года назад +400

      The manga it flows like 5 minutes. Here they have to speed up audio because the anime didn't care for 5 minutes. Not to mention Vegeta interacting with everyone isn't canon. Never happened in the manga.

    • @TommyPKFire
      @TommyPKFire 3 года назад +162

      the reason it goes on for so many episodes is because they had to slow it down so we could even perceive it

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 3 года назад +38

      What about all the talking

    • @robertleon7107
      @robertleon7107 3 года назад +88

      @@Nocturne22 technically one cannot hear what another person is saying at any speed faster than the speed of sound. Sooooo maybe sound travels faster in the DBZ universe Idk lmao

  • @mangaficio9419
    @mangaficio9419 4 года назад +2643

    ONLY ONE OF US IS LEAVING ALIVE
    They both left. Alive

    • @tsunamiariya521
      @tsunamiariya521 4 года назад +84

      Dbz logic

    • @redrage369
      @redrage369 4 года назад +192

      But frieza had a little scar after that fight, a little one

    • @Ozzieapologist
      @Ozzieapologist 4 года назад +76

      This only shows how bad is Frieza at making predictions
      ...I think

    • @haxor-rex5705
      @haxor-rex5705 4 года назад +32

      @Nyxtroos Yes, A scratch that divided his body into two parts so you know,DOUBLE THE DESTRUCTION

    • @pedinhu18
      @pedinhu18 4 года назад +43

      @@redrage369 I guess you could say his predictions didn't make...The cut.
      I will leave now.

  • @JuanMunzerAsakura
    @JuanMunzerAsakura 3 года назад +933

    the funny part of this being only "5 minutes long" is that the manga really reads that way, but the anime really had to extend itself to fit a very long time because it was almost caught up with the manga.

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 3 года назад +51

      Which is probably another reason why Toriyama didn't like the DBZ anime.

    • @javenpalmer3310
      @javenpalmer3310 3 года назад +52

      Which is why DBZ Kai is better

    • @mrbigrig171
      @mrbigrig171 3 года назад +4

      @@Eorzat did he really say that? Where?

    • @coreymelo5962
      @coreymelo5962 3 года назад +2

      @@Eorzat clearly he did like the anime

    • @coreymelo5962
      @coreymelo5962 3 года назад +34

      @@javenpalmer3310 nah original Z is still better

  • @Aibadenshi
    @Aibadenshi Месяц назад +17

    1:50 I feel like this is where the actual 5 min part would have been by Freeza estimate.

  • @ClaireStErin
    @ClaireStErin 3 года назад +2716

    I like how Frieza pauses the battle and goes back into normal speed to say “I hate you!”

    • @Stephuzz
      @Stephuzz 3 года назад +109

      that cracked me up ahaha

    • @shadowsaber9020
      @shadowsaber9020 3 года назад +100

      Also he did when he said: ONLY ONE OF US IS LEAVING ALIVE.

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 3 года назад +13

      Sounds about right!

    • @Chaoszwaihander3434
      @Chaoszwaihander3434 Год назад +14

      Frieza has real gamer energy

    • @mcnichoj18
      @mcnichoj18 Год назад +12

      "You were my rival Frieza. I spared you." - Goku

  • @TotallyNotMark
    @TotallyNotMark 4 года назад +20877

    Really good idea for a video

    • @heitorzincleiton5071
      @heitorzincleiton5071 4 года назад +326

      How did you entered this video?, it has no doors

    • @LoliMaster69227
      @LoliMaster69227 4 года назад +343

      I'm surprised you still have time to watch this "5 minute" fight with all One Piece you've been bingeing.

    • @johnthebopper
      @johnthebopper 4 года назад +80

      Oh, hi mark! Hope your one piece read is going good!

    • @killuazoldyck9824
      @killuazoldyck9824 4 года назад +43

      Post a dbz video i miss u

    • @ZambonieDude
      @ZambonieDude 4 года назад +19

      It’s more creative than just fast forwarding, but not a revolutionary idea.
      Just a more realistic approach.

  • @brunowillich1837
    @brunowillich1837 4 года назад +938

    2:18 My man stopped a high speed battle dead on its tracks to say "i hate you"

    • @benkenobi3645
      @benkenobi3645 3 года назад +85

      Toriyama REALLY should have saved that line for when freeza got chopped in half

    • @alonk1060
      @alonk1060 3 года назад +10

      Me towards my mom when I was 4

    • @barkingamer4225
      @barkingamer4225 3 года назад +37

      You were my brother anakin! I loved you...

    • @larien123
      @larien123 3 года назад +5

      @@barkingamer4225 you were supposed to save the village not destroy it!

    • @shroomzed2947
      @shroomzed2947 3 года назад +3

      @@benkenobi3645 I’m pretty sure that was never said in the Japanese version

  • @ericlk47
    @ericlk47 Год назад +110

    This actually convinced me it's possible to do an actual edit for 7 or 8 minutes, and still make sense. Frieza himself admits 5 minutes have passed and gives the planet two more. He likely would have said this at 6 minutes, and get 3 more.

  • @Wignut
    @Wignut 4 года назад +634

    "Can a ghost do this?!"
    _disappears_
    "Hu, I guess he was a ghost."

    • @mankulon790
      @mankulon790 4 года назад +7

      I was gonna say that

    • @tapmem
      @tapmem 4 года назад +8

      Guess who it is?
      Ghost Vegeta!

    • @Antr01d
      @Antr01d 4 года назад

      I had the same idea and then I read your comment and felt dumb af lmao

  • @flygawnebardoflight
    @flygawnebardoflight 4 года назад +1705

    "This planet's a tough old bird, I'll give her 2 minutes."
    Me: looks at time left
    A tough old bird indeed.

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 4 года назад +52

      Frieza: "Honestly I say you only have.....I don't know....5? Is it 5? Y-YES, 5! 5 minutes til this planet explodes! And you perish along with it!"

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 4 года назад +38

      @CelestialTheGod Frieza: "No, listen! If you let me power up, I'll give you a pizza!"

    • @InfinityIncome200
      @InfinityIncome200 4 года назад

      .

    • @swinehouse
      @swinehouse 4 года назад +4

      *space duck

    • @FireStorm5713
      @FireStorm5713 4 года назад +19

      @@microphonejacket Goku: "You killed my friends Freezer. That's not gonna work anymore."

  • @gamers-xh3uc
    @gamers-xh3uc 4 года назад +2905

    Plot twist: this is how db fights are actually are they are just slowed down

    • @CazialsChannel
      @CazialsChannel 4 года назад +660

      Yeah that’s.. that’s actually it. When they show normal humans watching they’re always like “I can’t even see”

    • @Tu-Li-Oh
      @Tu-Li-Oh 4 года назад +124

      So...we are side characters? NOOOOOOOOO

    • @uzukihakurei3715
      @uzukihakurei3715 4 года назад +213

      @Vegeta Breifs No, the speechs were at normal speed obviously, only the fights are at high speed.

    • @KINGD353
      @KINGD353 4 года назад +206

      @Vegeta Breifs dude it's a fucking anime. They van launch energy waves teleport bring back the dead and create clothes out of nowhere and speed talking is where you draw the line?

    • @lookdontlook8829
      @lookdontlook8829 4 года назад +40

      @@KINGD353 you are severely downplaying the fact that everytime someone talks while they’re fighting, they’re talking at hypersonic speeds. and somehow everyone in the peanut gallery can hear and perfectly comprehend it

  • @TheGreyShaman
    @TheGreyShaman Год назад +178

    Oh my god, I know this is how fast it’s supposed to be, but holy crap seeing it in action is ridiculous. I think it’s actually supposed to be even faster as the series goes on.

    • @oldtrash108
      @oldtrash108 Год назад +10

      Think about Master Roshis fight against Krillin in classic. They has to reenact a part of the fight because they were too fast for the crowd.

    • @TheGreyShaman
      @TheGreyShaman Год назад +6

      @@oldtrash108 exactly, so I would imagine some of the fights could take place within the span of seconds

    • @shark20069
      @shark20069 Год назад +3

      Yeah, when the show is being accurately fast, you just the characters looking at explosions in the sky

  • @incredibellcraft4565
    @incredibellcraft4565 4 года назад +3098

    Vegeta: Can a ghost do this? Huh Frieza?!
    Vegeta: *Disappears
    Me: Probably.

    • @Shubham.Katyal
      @Shubham.Katyal 4 года назад +16

      👻

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +62

      Can a ghost become a Super Saiyan 3? Yeah, probably...

    • @DarrenN-lm5xq
      @DarrenN-lm5xq 4 года назад +7

      @@AndrewAce. random, but ok

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +23

      @@DarrenN-lm5xq It's not Random. Goku, a ghost, was able to transform into a Super Saiyan 3 and fight with Buu.

    • @Noramatenda
      @Noramatenda 4 года назад +4

      @@DarrenN-lm5xq stupid

  • @gvbm400
    @gvbm400 4 года назад +1178

    Frieza: 5 Minutes
    Literally anyone who watches:
    This little maeuver is gonna cost us -51 years- 50 episodes

    • @adulthuman1681
      @adulthuman1681 4 года назад +13

      Interstellar reference 😢😭😭😭🐐

    • @Koushi587
      @Koushi587 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/dXk5fY8ub_w/видео.html

    • @kaiocrap6965
      @kaiocrap6965 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @DrsJacksonn
    @DrsJacksonn 4 года назад +3790

    You shoulda made it more like 7+ minutes. At a given moment, even Frieza was like 'Most planets would have blown by now, but this is a tough old bird! I'll give her 2 more minutes.'

    • @smdb2304
      @smdb2304 4 года назад +272

      my exact thought

    • @Taima
      @Taima 4 года назад +573

      I wanted to call bs on this because the original dub was kinda shitty with translation on a lot of things, but this is true. Just checked the official color version of it, and Frieza's exact words are: "This planet can't have more than two or three minutes left."
      So going by that, yeah this should have been 7-8 minutes long instead. Maybe 7.5 as a compromise.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 4 года назад +151

      And showed the clock adding more time on.

    • @Cxdfc
      @Cxdfc 4 года назад +124

      Yea, and you can tell some of the fight was cut out, so making the clock 7-8 minutes total would allow more hyper speed movement

    • @lonelystarboy
      @lonelystarboy 4 года назад +35

      TRUE so it was actually 7 minutes

  • @achrafyahiaoui3818
    @achrafyahiaoui3818 Месяц назад +11

    2:56 iconic 😂

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 года назад +3551

    Ironically, this fits the theory that all the combat was super-speed.

    • @ExcuseMe1
      @ExcuseMe1 4 года назад +630

      It’s not a theory it’s just what happened. There’s even a gag about how the fights look to an outsider in the original dragon ball

    • @CharroArgentino
      @CharroArgentino 4 года назад +287

      It's not a theroy, but that's not the problem people have with the fight, many scenes were edited out here, if you add all of them plus all the dialogue, the battle is way longer than 5 minutes. And dialogue is the one thing that needs to happen at normal speed, as it needs to travel at the speed of sound.

    • @WaterKirby1994
      @WaterKirby1994 4 года назад +68

      Speed of Sound is the speed it takes for words to travel from 1 person to another & is not a fixed speed by any means. Speed of Speaking however is limited only by how quickly you can exhale words. Do you not hear how slowly Goku & Frieza talk? You can use RUclips itself to listen to what they say at x2 speed & it sounds like a normal pace. Them speaking at 10x Speed isn't a stretch by any means. If you cut out the filler & pause the timer for everything that isn't Namek it's plausible & if you want you could always say Frieza was wrong about the time it took.
      Hunter x Hunter during Chimera Ant Arc the phenomenon of time slowing down during moments of intense combat is discussed, which may be related to what happened on Namek. Dragon Ball Super also has the entire Tournament Power flow at a rate of 1 minute being about 1 Episode in length.

    • @alanortiz7115
      @alanortiz7115 4 года назад +20

      Imagine Dragon Ball Súper with Goku MUI without slow motion

    • @Oriana_leung
      @Oriana_leung 4 года назад +2

      And the energy level.

  • @spunkinator13
    @spunkinator13 3 года назад +2915

    I always forget how Goku gave him 2 whole chances to move on and start over. True hero.

    • @TerminaBroTheFirst
      @TerminaBroTheFirst 2 года назад +145

      @@Nameless82284 Cell with the senzu bean? I think Uub counts as him literally give a second chance to somebody.

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 Год назад +31

      ​@@Nameless82284 ​ I don't exactly disagree with what you're saying, but don't think the events of Cell's fight with Goku suggest Cell couldn't have still made Gohan snap, especially since the actual final straw was Android 16 dying.

    • @tillburr6799
      @tillburr6799 Год назад +50

      @@allendrake6960 cell only played with his food because he was 100% sure he could win, if he has even a little doubt he immediately tries to end the fight.
      Cell would’ve been tougher if anything

    • @Neuvillete4.6
      @Neuvillete4.6 Год назад +3

      3 if you count super

    • @Devilboy_1029
      @Devilboy_1029 Год назад

      He was soo f**king savage too.
      "And to make it worse, he was just a monkey"
      We need him in Super please 🥺

  • @josephtaylor3259
    @josephtaylor3259 4 года назад +1731

    I like how Vegeta’s first instinct when he found out he was alive to try to fight the guy that killed him without even training or anything, I mean I know he got a zenkai but damn bro

    • @NassimMng
      @NassimMng 4 года назад +34

      Fact

    • @Genra
      @Genra 4 года назад +241

      Pretty sure Zenkais only occur from near-death experiences, not *actual death* experiences lol. Still, gotta respect him

    • @josephtaylor3259
      @josephtaylor3259 4 года назад +48

      @@Genra faaax, gotta have mad respect for Vegeta

    • @arcelay4764
      @arcelay4764 4 года назад +101

      @@Genra
      They do get zenkai after dying and getting revived if they keep the same body.
      After all, they get zenkais because of damage and struggle of the body, near-death zenkais are just the ones that give them the most power without dying.

    • @blaacksugar7714
      @blaacksugar7714 4 года назад +14

      You mean like what Freeza just did?

  • @cornflakeshumunculus8373
    @cornflakeshumunculus8373 Год назад +203

    It feels so nostalgic hearing the original voices of these characters after all these years of watching DBZ abridged by teamfourstar. I remembered seeing this fight for the first time on TV and it was the most amazing transformation of goku going super saiyan. This was where the show shows the raw power display of his hair going yellow and it was incredible.

    • @gorey348
      @gorey348 Год назад +2

      That's so real

  • @brendangolledge8312
    @brendangolledge8312 4 года назад +696

    Goku: Gives frieza "some" of his energy.
    Frieza: Thinks to himself "I can kill Goku with a portion of his own energy which he gave to me as a gift."
    Goku: "YOU FOOL!"

    • @aakanksha4710
      @aakanksha4710 4 года назад +15

      BAKAYAROO

    • @OneMoreThing2521
      @OneMoreThing2521 4 года назад +9

      @@aakanksha4710 KONOYARO!!!

    • @AizensPlan
      @AizensPlan 4 года назад +5

      As crazy as it sounds, he could. If Goku's guard had been down completely. Frieza's lackey (whatever his name is) lethally wounded Goku with a ring gun in Resurrection F.

    • @pieterlindeque7798
      @pieterlindeque7798 4 года назад +14

      @@AizensPlan We never got any information about how strong that ring beam was though. It probably functions like a ki blaster like all the other Frieza Force losers use, so it uses the ki of the person wielding it. At that point in the series even the fodder people were planet busters easily, so if Sorbet was at least Saiyan Saga Vegeta level and his beam is more like a Piccolo type special beam canon attack that pierces defenses then it makes sense how a relaxed Goku would get tapped by it. Otherwise it was just dumb writing.

    • @miguelperez9906
      @miguelperez9906 4 года назад +3

      I mean technically krillin was able to lop off a chunk of freezypop with as much of a gap

  • @mosaton
    @mosaton Год назад +4724

    I love how this condensed an entire summer of episodes into 5 minutes. One episode is usually someone grunting and powering up while everyone sweats in disbelief.

    • @envi3244
      @envi3244 Год назад +1

      Thats whole point idiot

    • @DaBearsManiac2
      @DaBearsManiac2 Год назад +372

      Dude there were, legit, at least 5-7 episodes in this arc that was just power ups 😂
      We were such stans we still came back the next day to watch the next episode

    • @toast6504
      @toast6504 Год назад +30

      Entire summer? I finished in in like 2-3 days???

    • @DaBearsManiac2
      @DaBearsManiac2 Год назад +292

      @@toast6504 He's talking about the original airing on cartoon network. Not watching it on DVD

    • @ZapparoniWorks
      @ZapparoniWorks Год назад +238

      @@DaBearsManiac2 These young bloods don't know the feeling of beating your bros with sticks all day and then coming home to watch the next episode.

  • @VelRenshi
    @VelRenshi 4 года назад +1326

    “Can a ghost do this huh Frieza? HAAAAA-“
    *Gets Sent to Brazil*

  • @TakkuriHimare
    @TakkuriHimare 5 месяцев назад +11

    God the voice acting for this dub was crazy as hell it’s such a bizarre and specific cadence that’s giving high school theater.

    • @Dracogame
      @Dracogame 2 месяца назад +1

      yeah nowdays american dub is good, but back in the day it was total trash

  • @poptartz911
    @poptartz911 4 года назад +1009

    "most powerful being" a scientist makes an android that could beat freeza 100x over

    • @crimsongogeta6810
      @crimsongogeta6810 4 года назад +173

      “Most powerful being” a wad of gum that King Cold said to not mess with gets vaporized by Goku a little over a decade later

    • @nergal2931
      @nergal2931 4 года назад +44

      And from all of the galaxy, both androids, Cell included and Buu, came from earth.

    • @asianpersuasion4901
      @asianpersuasion4901 4 года назад +58

      @@nergal2931 excuse me? buu didn't come from earth, he came from somewhere else and was dropped off at earth to destroy, but bibidi was killed and only in the present did babidi arrive and release buu

    • @Anderson_101
      @Anderson_101 4 года назад +4

      Most powerful being besides Majin Boo and Beerus the god of destruction.

    • @Taking-it-Ruff
      @Taking-it-Ruff 4 года назад +1

      Is that chitoge in your profile pic?

  • @BlackuKnighto
    @BlackuKnighto 4 года назад +1887

    You know a DBZ villain has lost went he gets an absolutely stupid facial expression.

    • @xL0stKIlah
      @xL0stKIlah 4 года назад +59

      Until cell came along. He was a master troll

    • @bensadfleck9972
      @bensadfleck9972 4 года назад +85

      Cell made a lot of stupid faces while he was being beaten by gohan though...

    • @lonesoldier404
      @lonesoldier404 4 года назад +76

      @@bensadfleck9972 look at his face while he's being disentegrated by Gohan's kamehameha
      It looks like homer simpson going berserk

    • @JBX9001
      @JBX9001 4 года назад +12

      Considering how each of them does a lot of terrible things beforehand, it just makes their death all the more satisfying.

    • @zaito2558
      @zaito2558 4 года назад +5

      @@bensadfleck9972 even more in the manga, they were missing like 3 more

  • @youtubewatcher4955
    @youtubewatcher4955 4 года назад +224

    Can we all appreciate the audacity that Frieza knows the planet will blow up in 5 minutes after an attack like that because he’s CLEARLY done this a million times before?

    • @Bluebedo
      @Bluebedo 4 года назад +15

      Considering the Saiyan backstory....

    • @robertemerson1087
      @robertemerson1087 4 года назад +12

      Honestly I'm not surprised with how evil he was, imagine from the time you're born, with no work at all you are more powerful than almost everyone around you.

    • @blueicydasani4543
      @blueicydasani4543 4 года назад +4

      @@robertemerson1087 I would be more like Kid buu lol. I'd just destroy for no reason, cuz I can. Obviously I wouldn't if I had that strength rn, but if I was born strong I'd be so destructive

    • @sasir2013
      @sasir2013 4 года назад

      @@blueicydasani4543 that's a bit dumb. You will get much more beign a freezer than a buu, because tiranny

    • @blueicydasani4543
      @blueicydasani4543 4 года назад +1

      @@sasir2013 Not really. I'd just want to destroy for the fun of it

  • @tinyz7575
    @tinyz7575 Год назад +14

    "You fool" is such a powerful phrase and he says it like 3 times due to him continuing to give Freiza a chance

    • @craigyeah1052
      @craigyeah1052 Месяц назад

      Running DnD with new players, I gave them like 3 chances not to fight this elite group of bandits and they kept trying to fight them, and I have him say "you fools!" and my friends all meme that line to hell lol

  • @handgun559
    @handgun559 Год назад +992

    I love how it sounds like Goku stumbles through his first line to sound cool.
    "Five minutes is all I'll need to beat you, and get off this planet... With my friends.... On my spaceship!"

    • @taigaseji
      @taigaseji Год назад +14

      LOL

    • @rope435
      @rope435 Год назад +4

      LMAO

    • @corrat4866
      @corrat4866 Год назад +30

      TBF he's probably barely holding it together in the begininng.

    • @Roderick.
      @Roderick. Год назад +16

      @@corrat4866honestly the voice acting just wasn’t as polished and they probably didn’t care at that point 😂

    • @the_quadracorn
      @the_quadracorn Год назад +5

      It's interesting. Some of the lines are from the original dub but others aren't. I think it's cut together from a couple of different Funimation dubs. There are like 3 or 4 at this point.

  • @duckytheduckster0
    @duckytheduckster0 Год назад +1040

    1:48
    Here, Frieza says that "most planets would've blown by now", implying that the five minutes he gave it already passed by then. Just goes to show how robust of a planet Namek was, or perhaps Frieza just didn't put enough juice into his ki blast.

    • @sean9267
      @sean9267 Год назад +80

      Which is interesting because in base form he was blowing up planets instantly with a finger.

    • @duckytheduckster0
      @duckytheduckster0 Год назад +134

      @@sean9267 eh, tbf he probably did "just enough" to blow it up in 5, but I suppose Namek just built different.

    • @ayonbasu1632
      @ayonbasu1632 Год назад +10

      I think it's the latter simply because he was too worn out (?)

    • @duckytheduckster0
      @duckytheduckster0 Год назад +8

      @ayonbasu1632 he looks fine, they both do. What Frieza is at this moment is impatient.

    • @angelvargas127
      @angelvargas127 Год назад +56

      I know it's not canon but cooler in xenoverse 2 say that frieza didn't go all out in that attack out of fear of being caught in the explosion.

  • @DaSheepKiller
    @DaSheepKiller 4 года назад +627

    "Only one of us is leaving alive!"
    Then they both left alive.

    • @62Shalo
      @62Shalo 4 года назад +12

      I thought the same thing

    • @filhodaputa7869
      @filhodaputa7869 4 года назад +27

      @Trusted Mars More like 1.25

    • @theamazingloser2512
      @theamazingloser2512 4 года назад +4

      I didn't like the idea of him being still alive ngl

    • @theamazingloser2512
      @theamazingloser2512 4 года назад

      I didn't like the idea of him being still alive ngl

    • @DaSheepKiller
      @DaSheepKiller 4 года назад +15

      @@theamazingloser2512 yeah Frieza should've died from the explosion. He didn't do anything afterwards anyway.

  • @TheFirehands150
    @TheFirehands150 Год назад +17

    For characters moving faster than light, 5 minutes would feel like decades.

  • @jackthestar1292
    @jackthestar1292 4 года назад +10940

    Vegeta: Can a ghost do this *disappears*
    I mean...
    Edit: this comment was made 8 months ago how is it getting so many replies and likes?

    • @waxks
      @waxks 4 года назад +214

      True

    • @MrLenny9999
      @MrLenny9999 4 года назад +84

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @notgoin2244
      @notgoin2244 4 года назад +51

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheRibFeast
      @TheRibFeast 4 года назад +85

      Insert robot devil voice:
      Ah! A ghost!

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +50

      Goku was able to fight Majin Buu as a ghost...

  • @bryanwoods3373
    @bryanwoods3373 4 года назад +353

    Every DB character: They're moving so fast. I can't even see them anymore.
    DBZ fans: Man, these fights take so long. Why do they move so slow.

  • @anthonysanchez5651
    @anthonysanchez5651 2 года назад +2189

    This is what it’s like seeing a DBZ fight from a regular Earthling’s eyes. I think this is how Hercule perceived the fight between the Goku and Cell. Thank you!

    • @alessandrowarna3237
      @alessandrowarna3237 Год назад +179

      This is even slower, during the Saiyan saga Gohan couldn't see Yamcha and the Saibaman fighting until he focused, 100% Frieza is 100 000 times stronger than a Saibaman (120 mln vs 1.2k)

    • @Eichro
      @Eichro Год назад +29

      @@alessandrowarna3237 i don't think power levels are linearly measured

    • @alessandrowarna3237
      @alessandrowarna3237 Год назад +36

      @@Eichro maybe, but I'm sure 100% Frieza can win against 100 000 saibaman

    • @dadawgdoin7467
      @dadawgdoin7467 Год назад +40

      ​@@alessandrowarna3237 this guy can deadass beat a million of raditzs/ saibamen

    • @jacobalbus7716
      @jacobalbus7716 Год назад +50

      @@alessandrowarna3237 but he couldn't beat 30 billion spongebobs

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 11 месяцев назад +12

    Every 60 seconds and in the DBZ universe, 30 minutes passes in ours.

  • @MicrosoftNestleTea
    @MicrosoftNestleTea 4 года назад +444

    "The depths of my power escapes you"
    Goku: *gets bored and tries to leave*

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 4 года назад +21

      Goku: "I'm done fighting you now. I'm bored. You're boring me."

    • @Lonewulf321
      @Lonewulf321 4 года назад

      “I’m bored now. You’re boring me”

    • @nolimitssuck3846
      @nolimitssuck3846 4 года назад

      @@microphonejacket I see you are a tfs man too

    • @nolimitssuck3846
      @nolimitssuck3846 4 года назад

      @@Lonewulf321 you too

    • @Lonewulf321
      @Lonewulf321 4 года назад

      @@nolimitssuck3846 you know it brother

  • @sunnyd9321
    @sunnyd9321 4 года назад +440

    This is what Yamcha and Krillen see when they watch fights by the Saiyans and main villains.

    • @lesscringeymapperdude
      @lesscringeymapperdude 4 года назад +12

      And tien

    • @jaredbowen3527
      @jaredbowen3527 4 года назад +24

      No...They can definetly keep up..

    • @baqirzaidi6024
      @baqirzaidi6024 4 года назад +13

      @@jaredbowen3527 they couldnt in goku vs cell.

    • @K-Stac
      @K-Stac 4 года назад +18

      @@baqirzaidi6024 they could but they were having a *little* trouble from time to time

    • @peekingurangle
      @peekingurangle 4 года назад +4

      they are super human so they can at least see whats happening.

  • @Peakcellfr
    @Peakcellfr 4 года назад +561

    Vegeta: "can a ghost do THIS Frieza?"
    **disappears**
    Yes vegeta, a ghost can do that

    • @apaarsharma8143
      @apaarsharma8143 4 года назад +7

      😂

    • @inferno1m
      @inferno1m 4 года назад +5

      So original btw

    • @bonbon5574
      @bonbon5574 4 года назад +2

      I love you

    • @djw_tekken8490
      @djw_tekken8490 4 года назад

      Jojo

    • @brothsipper-h5o
      @brothsipper-h5o 4 года назад

      Owikawa, oh, it must be really hard to think of that, wow, I can’t tell you how long I’ve spent thinking about that joke this is totally copied, I mean, you can’t think of this stuff so it must be copied.

  • @Ab-hw9zy
    @Ab-hw9zy Месяц назад +9

    4:43 average metroid ending

  • @ThatRandomFastingGuy
    @ThatRandomFastingGuy 3 года назад +3306

    This video reminded me just how incredible this arc truly is. Goku, the happiest man in the universe was finally pushed too far. And Frieza paid the price. Goku's whole demeanor is shifted, he spoke precisely and totally filled with a controlled rage. Perfect.

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 3 года назад +73

      Yeah, sure. He was finally pushed to kill Frieza after all this, definitely... So what about the hundreds of Red Ribbon Army soldiers Goku had already killed by this point? All of whom were guilty of much less than Frieza? Dr. Gero's entire motivation for even wanting to kill Goku is to avenge his son, who Goku killed!

    • @BranBal
      @BranBal 3 года назад +242

      @@seprithlicastia463
      That's character progression to you.
      When he was young and immature he killed with no regards.
      Now that he has a wife and a son, he is not willing to kill anymore.
      He saw Tenchihan and Piccolo, who were bad guys once becoming his best allies and friends and good people after their defeat.
      As an adult Goku is willing to "give the other cheek" hoping that his enemies will change too.

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 3 года назад +58

      @@BranBal I can sort of see that argument, sure, but Goku was not a mindless killer even before all that. There are plenty of very dangerous people he never killed even though it was perfectly within his ability.

    • @OGM_OriginalGameMusic
      @OGM_OriginalGameMusic 2 года назад +6

      Maybe I'm misremembering (which would be embarrassing seeing as I watch the show atleast once a year) but after this battle... I dont remember goku doing the whole "I'll give you once last chance"

    • @TheSquareOnes
      @TheSquareOnes 2 года назад +37

      @@OGM_OriginalGameMusic He gradually shifted away from the "generic good guy hero that wants to spare everyone" approach towards more of a "progression-obsessed warrior that only wants to get stronger and will gladly spare anyone as long as they can come back for another good fight later" deal, but aside from the dialogue differences it's functionally very similar. He heals Cell mid-battle with a senzu bean, holds back against both Buu and Majin Vegeta until forced to resolve the situation later after the whole planet has been murdered (and even then wishes to reincarnate Buu shortly after), puts a hit from Hit out on himself and is just generally way too casual about multiple universes getting destroyed in the later Super arcs (most of which again came from his just wanting to fight stronger opponents for fun). Oh yeah, then resurrects Freiza yet again and sets him loose on the universe even though that guy is as evil and powerful as ever.
      Either way it's definitely a shift in character though, so you're not wrong. It's just that the outcome is still very often to let the villain walk away to a bit more villainy before he's eventually forced to actually put an end to them.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 4 года назад +2769

    Anime's 5 minutes is real life 1 hour

  • @Ran_007
    @Ran_007 4 года назад +100

    Frieza: Dragon, grant me my wish!
    Dragon : *¿Qué?*

  • @jeffjefferson2853
    @jeffjefferson2853 Год назад +21

    1:48 I always took that line as Frieza confirming that the 5 minutes had already passed, and Namek is just extra durable so he adds 2 more minutes to his estimate

  • @TayoEXE
    @TayoEXE 4 года назад +414

    Villains' worst nightmare: real time.

    • @infinitepotato001
      @infinitepotato001 4 года назад +31

      Just ask DIO

    • @TayoEXE
      @TayoEXE 4 года назад +7

      @@infinitepotato001 XD I also saw that one.

    • @uzukihakurei3715
      @uzukihakurei3715 4 года назад +5

      @@infinitepotato001 DIO: TOKI NO TOMARE!
      Already so, Let me do my villain speech.
      1 seconds has-
      *times resumes*
      Star Platinum: ORA!
      *breaks DIO's skull*

    • @yaboy5228
      @yaboy5228 4 года назад +3

      @@uzukihakurei3715 Toki WO* tomare

    • @randomname667
      @randomname667 4 года назад

      @@yaboy5228 it's actually yo*

  • @shr1mpsush1
    @shr1mpsush1 4 года назад +406

    "I'll give her 2 more minutes."
    Bold of you to not add 2 minutes.

    • @alonedownthere47
      @alonedownthere47 4 года назад +19

      gotta hit em with the soccer clock

    • @Koushi587
      @Koushi587 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/dXk5fY8ub_w/видео.html

  • @jonh387
    @jonh387 4 года назад +385

    "Five minutes is all that I need"
    The audience °o° °o° °o°
    My wife *-_-*

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 4 года назад +19

      Frieza: "Honestly I say you only have.....I don't know....5? Is it 5? Yes YES, 5! 5 minutes til this planet explodes! And you perish along with it!"

    • @demonkingbadger6689
      @demonkingbadger6689 4 года назад +5

      Only 10 episodes to go, before the dramatic conclusion.

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 4 года назад +3

      He said he'd give it an extra two minutes

    • @djw_tekken8490
      @djw_tekken8490 4 года назад +3

      The 5 min are true they are fighting much faster they slow it for us that we can see it

    • @seankrkovich2869
      @seankrkovich2869 4 года назад

      @@djw_tekken8490 I'm sure they're also talking in super fast speeds and when they're just standing there it is standing still at a sped up pace

  • @henryzepeda1159
    @henryzepeda1159 Год назад +5

    *“He’s fast!”* - said by every anime character.

  • @justsomeshinychewtlewitham6097
    @justsomeshinychewtlewitham6097 4 года назад +1217

    1:50 This statement basically means that 5 minutes have passed by then

    • @jejeakle
      @jejeakle 4 года назад +82

      I think he was saying 3 minutes is the average for him in this type of destruction

    • @jamielusions
      @jamielusions 4 года назад +162

      actually this line is exclusive to the dub and was not present in the japanese version or the original manga, so it really was only added as a matter to make the audience expect more

    • @uzukihakurei3715
      @uzukihakurei3715 4 года назад +17

      He actually said 3 minutes in the original.

    • @deloshiesty
      @deloshiesty 4 года назад +7

      @@uzukihakurei3715 in the original it was not saying

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 4 года назад +6

      Dub fuckery...

  • @camelofjustice9129
    @camelofjustice9129 4 года назад +354

    Goku: I gave you one last chance and you blew it
    1 min later...
    Frieza: mercy...
    Goku: okay.

    • @classicjazz9671
      @classicjazz9671 4 года назад +13

      Is that Goku is Goku

    • @pockylovingranger
      @pockylovingranger 4 года назад +14

      I know right, he should have just left him to die after his own attack sliced him up xD

    • @walad1983
      @walad1983 4 года назад +8

      Or maybe forgiveness is always the answer, The reason why this is so popular is because contrary to popular belief to forgive is the right thing to do, after all even frieza helped in the tournament of power

    • @erikasl.7050
      @erikasl.7050 4 года назад +7

      Gokus is just too kind, hes a good guy. In DB it was shown that his heart is 100% pure

    • @asifhossain8363
      @asifhossain8363 4 года назад +4

      @@walad1983 so would you forgive hitler?

  • @purplekt1722
    @purplekt1722 3 года назад +474

    All of Freiza's begging, as well as attacking Goku after taking his energy was actually strategic. He was trying to stall his enemy so he wouldn't get off Namek in time.

    • @oh.2598
      @oh.2598 3 года назад +41

      Frieza got brains for a being who looks kinda like a lizard

    • @elementgermanium
      @elementgermanium 3 года назад +10

      But at the cost of what very well could have been his own life had Goku counterattacked with any more power?

    • @alecbader7433
      @alecbader7433 3 года назад +25

      This is a neat idea, so I liked your comment, but I don't think it can be read that way. Frieza would certainly stall by talking, but he would never beg just for that. He was pleading because he convinced himself that he wasn't defeated if he could trick Goku into giving him another chance to attack.

    • @legitprism4014
      @legitprism4014 3 года назад

      Did it work tho?

    • @legitprism4014
      @legitprism4014 3 года назад +2

      I mean goku kinda said scadattle scadoottle

  • @boiwifeyasmr4U
    @boiwifeyasmr4U 8 дней назад +1

    This is warm nostalgia. Legit haven't seen this since I was 6

  • @MrYutbe57
    @MrYutbe57 4 года назад +919

    Frieza (in english): Give me immortality!
    Dende: *makes with is Namibian
    Porunga: *announces wish in English so frieza can hear how screwed he is!

    • @mixkid3362
      @mixkid3362 4 года назад +36

      Whoa is he actually speaking Namibian?

    • @MrYutbe57
      @MrYutbe57 4 года назад +14

      @@mixkid3362 lol damn auto correct

    • @spiceeboi7246
      @spiceeboi7246 4 года назад +1

      I don’t think Namibian is a language

    • @plushytv5295
      @plushytv5295 4 года назад +11

      Ah my favourite language Namibian

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 4 года назад +13

      porunga: time to be a dick and learn standard.

  • @FireBrineYT
    @FireBrineYT 4 года назад +266

    Goku: _spares frieza_
    Frieza: and I took that personally

    • @Koushi587
      @Koushi587 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/dXk5fY8ub_w/видео.html

  • @ChrisPeteG
    @ChrisPeteG 4 года назад +677

    "This planet will explode in five minutes"
    *One Eternity Later
    "This is a tough old bird, I'll give it 2 minutes"

    • @mischiviousteefmonster3900
      @mischiviousteefmonster3900 4 года назад +30

      Maybe these are Frieza minutes, maybe on his home planet minutes last longer.

    • @jrninjaboy915
      @jrninjaboy915 4 года назад +8

      @@mischiviousteefmonster3900 I wonder what days are 😂

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ 4 года назад +7

      @@jrninjaboy915 prolly a week

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 4 года назад +7

      "Do you know what a minute is?"

    • @AtomicOnionTree
      @AtomicOnionTree 4 года назад +4

      @@mischiviousteefmonster3900 This is the best explanation I've heard yet.

  • @tmk4595
    @tmk4595 Год назад +7

    With this perspective, it makes more sense why dbz villains don't get interrupted during power ups, it's because to them, in real time powering up takes less than a second

  • @shadowsaber9020
    @shadowsaber9020 3 года назад +832

    3:37 Frieza can laugh way more faster than any other character.

  • @ethanchaotic
    @ethanchaotic 4 года назад +367

    Frieza: I give her about 2 minutes before she blows
    *Three minutes remain on the clock*

  • @kens698
    @kens698 4 года назад +184

    Goku: “That’s not a pizza. That’s not a pizza AT ALL!!!”

    • @Usage_of_Sawdust_In_South_Caro
      @Usage_of_Sawdust_In_South_Caro 4 года назад +7

      I haven't used my shirt, so does that mean I win?

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 4 года назад +6

      Frieza: "Oh, look at the sky, this planet really is gonna explode. I'd give it like two minutes, tops."

    • @kayonesoft
      @kayonesoft 4 года назад +5

      I can't watch this anymore without hearing "Filthy wish dragon..."

    • @microphonejacket
      @microphonejacket 4 года назад +4

      @@kayonesoft YES!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!
      Frieza throws his disc and says, "GOTCHA, B***H!!"
      (I'm not a rapper)

    • @typicallystupidperson1273
      @typicallystupidperson1273 4 года назад

      I hate friezas boice in this compared to the abridged and super ones

  • @dar4061
    @dar4061 Год назад +16

    I've always just assumed from the way their power levels are portrayed that they're in slow motion and just get faster and faster as time goes..its nice to know this is actually Canon by the creator.

    • @bjorntantau194
      @bjorntantau194 Год назад +2

      In the original Dragonball this is shown pretty early on in a fight between Kuririn and the disguised Muten Roshi. A quick exchange, taking one or two seconds or so is broken down by them both for the sake of the audience.

  • @BrolyIsMinimum
    @BrolyIsMinimum Год назад +447

    I think a good touch would have been to have the 5 minute timer almost finish when Freiza realizes the planet it tough and add two more minutes when Freiza admits his estimate is off

    • @Shaunks86
      @Shaunks86 Год назад +18

      Exactly

    • @midorisetsuna7334
      @midorisetsuna7334 Год назад +8

      Agreed statement

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero Год назад +14

      @awhellnah__ Well this is a video of the dub.

    • @fawkewe
      @fawkewe Год назад +18

      @awhellnah__tbh given how slow the fight actually is its a good change. Shows they didn’t completely forget about time

    • @mikkey246
      @mikkey246 5 месяцев назад

      Yess

  • @47ceyy
    @47ceyy 4 года назад +313

    Frieza be like: my time has come
    Goku: **gives freiza energy**
    Frieza: *your* time has come
    Goku: *does nothing*
    Frieza: my time has come

    • @Koushi587
      @Koushi587 4 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/dXk5fY8ub_w/видео.html

  • @Strixer-gk2kz
    @Strixer-gk2kz 4 года назад +125

    "Never do mischief again!"
    I don't think that's the right word to describe what he's done...

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 4 года назад +3

      @AquaJetEmpoleon They can't say that but they can show the genocide of an entire race and the destruction of their home planet?

    • @WhosthatHotspice
      @WhosthatHotspice 4 года назад +1

      @@kylepessell1350 The 90's just called, they want their "MURDER' back.

  • @wagerobot5231
    @wagerobot5231 4 года назад +454

    Namekian Dragon is racist. He speaks perfect English, but will only grant a wish if it's said in Namekian.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 4 года назад +84

      That's probably a rule Guru had to prevent misuse of it's power from situations like shown in the video. The Namekians were supposed to reward use of the dragonballs by someone proving themselves to each of the elders. If that person was secretly evil they couldn't just trick the dragon into granting an evil wish because their wish request would have to go through the Namekians for translation.

    • @guycrew3973
      @guycrew3973 4 года назад +16

      @@kyuubinaruto17 dude the guy is just making a joke

    • @meifungliew1637
      @meifungliew1637 4 года назад +5

      Is calling a Namekian green consider as racist?

    • @papadopulosarlequin5090
      @papadopulosarlequin5090 4 года назад +5

      Mmm considering it was created by the all mighty super kami guru, I'm not surprised

    • @loka7783
      @loka7783 4 года назад +5

      Considering that the wishes could be used for non-Namekians without issue, gonna have to disagree with you Andre. It has the feel of a safety system than outright racist. What's unclear is that while the Namekians had spacefaring technology, they seemingly had no notion that Frieza and his gang were even a thing prior to their arrival. The question then becauses who would the Namekians have been racist against?

  • @Cheeto_X
    @Cheeto_X 4 года назад +779

    I forget they move at extremely high speeds it just doesn’t look like it for entertainment purposes

    • @Anthony-yd6ir
      @Anthony-yd6ir 4 года назад +74

      Well obviously. Imagine MUI without slow motion. We mind as well watch the sky the animators draw

    • @GeneralSirDouglasMcA
      @GeneralSirDouglasMcA 3 года назад +70

      Even in the Saiyan Arc when Yamcha fought the Saibaman, from Gohan’s perspective it had appeared they’d vanished. Piccolo had to instruct him to ‘let his eyes kind of go out of focus’ in order to see them.

    • @santana7827
      @santana7827 3 года назад +42

      When goku fought cell in the cell games,Mr.Satan's camera man tried to film the fight,but they were so fast that the camera cannot record it

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 3 года назад +4

      I don't know man, this fight sped up with better sound effects would be pretty entertaining

    • @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
      @finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 3 года назад +13

      Yup. If Dragon Ball fights were in real time it would just be flashes all over the screen

  • @ChaoticConform
    @ChaoticConform 4 года назад +816

    This was the smartest and mature Goku was.....since then, I feel his character has been backsliding

    • @erikasl.7050
      @erikasl.7050 4 года назад +210

      In DBZ Goku was pretty mature, only in DBS hes been turned into a clown

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 4 года назад +58

      He was mature in his decisions to spare his opponents. Also he really pissed Frieza off more by telling him how defeated he was and cannot do anything about it. He is compassionate and insulting at the same time

    • @smallolive
      @smallolive 4 года назад +96

      @@c.galindo9639 I don't personally find sparing strong fighters who are known mass murderers because you want to fight them again to be mature. Don't get me wrong, I love Vegeta, but Goku's Saiyan pride could easily have killed thousands or millions more in the case of Veggie and Frieza. Invoking Godwin's law, it's pretty stupid to say "Okay Space Hitler, I'll let you live, since you asked nicely." It'd be one thing if he'd somehow completely dismantled the Frieza Force but, like, he didn't, obviously. I've heard "Well he had every reason to believe Frieza would die on Namek anyway," but then why not just do it yourself to be sure? He's Space. Hitler.
      TL:DR I don't see this as maturity, I see it as selfishly wanting to fight stronger opponents, particularly influenced by being a Super Saiyan at the time.

    • @hassankhan2
      @hassankhan2 4 года назад +48

      Idk bruh, in Dbz goku was proper but in dbs they just turned him into a "funny" character without depth. It sucks how much dbs has dragged down the franchise but we can be thankful as it's not as bad as boruto.

    • @c.galindo9639
      @c.galindo9639 4 года назад +9

      @@smallolive it’s mature because Goku knows full well Frieza is nothing when facing him. He can easily defeat him as much as possible at any time also Goku doesn’t have Saiyan pride. He has his own beliefs given to him by Grandpa Gohan, Master Roshi, Eighter, Korin, Kami, and King Kai.
      He takes everything in mind as he was taught. It may not be wise in some ways but it is how he sees his own wisdom as.
      Also the basic Saiyan instinct is to fight against a good challenge. However in his SSJ transformation Goku was struggling not to lose himself with the sudden burst of power and even more aggressive fighting personality that will push him over the edge if he can’t control himself

  • @goats54
    @goats54 2 месяца назад +2

    This was peak dbz, just 2 absolute units beating the shit out of each other

  • @Thelegendofme
    @Thelegendofme 3 года назад +714

    dende's real voice though, so trippy after watching only tfs for like 10 years

    • @jaydeflayme2890
      @jaydeflayme2890 3 года назад +72

      Right?? Same for Frieza, anyone but the TFS voice sounds wrong now

    • @Pouilleux
      @Pouilleux 3 года назад +49

      Seriously, appart from goku himself and maybe piccolo, not a single voice in the original dub feel true after watching dbza

    • @thetitanhater
      @thetitanhater 3 года назад +6

      "for like 10 years" It's actually 11-

    • @slampest
      @slampest 3 года назад +9

      @@jaydeflayme2890 frieza dont have the same voice actor.
      It was linda who voiced this dbz, while chris voiced db super and kai. Also chris is dead, so we might get another va

    • @HollowRick
      @HollowRick 3 года назад +2

      Agreed 🤣

  • @mitchellconner6928
    @mitchellconner6928 Год назад +2872

    Friendly reminder that Frieza SURVIVES this. The dude is unimaginably durable. Probably has the highest non-hacked (like Cell's regeneration) durability in the show.

    • @cosmosofinfinity
      @cosmosofinfinity Год назад +140

      Maybe his dad rescued him at the last second. Maybe King Cold was watching in secret for a while

    • @aboogala4678
      @aboogala4678 Год назад +388

      And while it's not canon, Cooler survived being just a severed head in space until he hit the Big Gete star.
      That entire family is just built different

    • @tonystank3091
      @tonystank3091 Год назад +249

      @@cosmosofinfinity I don't know how canon it is, but the *show* actually had scenes where Frieza was floating in space all busted up, and King Cold flew through the debris searching for him. Brought him onboard, and we *saw* him get rebuilt.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Год назад +243

      Cell only had such cracked durability because of Freeza's DNA in the first place. Piccolo gave him the regeneration ability so he could recover from having his entire top half blown off, but Freeza gave him the durability to live long enough to use it.

    • @mitchellconner6928
      @mitchellconner6928 Год назад +56

      @@demi-femme4821 that's a good point that I kind of forgot, but you're right.

  • @lvcsslacker
    @lvcsslacker 4 года назад +289

    the show: How D&D combat goes.
    this: how the combat is actually represented

    • @Xandarius
      @Xandarius 4 года назад +20

      Nice analogy

    • @voshadxgathic
      @voshadxgathic 3 года назад +3

      Except each round of combat, meaning everyone involved in the combat taking a turn, is just 6 seconds.
      A 5 minute video is 50 rounds of D&D combat.

    • @remixtheidiot5771
      @remixtheidiot5771 3 года назад +2

      @@voshadxgathic thats a very long combat! Assuming a session is 4 hours, and within that you can run 5 rounds of combat, that is 10 whole sessions of doing the exact same combat scene!!!

    • @tigergirl305
      @tigergirl305 3 года назад +1

      It's even longer when your group jokes around and goofs off instead of participating in the game. I ain't complaining though--I love my group!

  • @Thisbaconisalive
    @Thisbaconisalive Год назад +8

    Longest 5 minutes of my life waiting like 5 weeks for every new episode on Toonami 😆

  • @the_black_swordsman7184
    @the_black_swordsman7184 4 года назад +1030

    This is when I realised as a child that the world is a lie and you can’t trust anyone

    • @TailsTheFox32
      @TailsTheFox32 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

    • @ThatOneGuy-gb7td
      @ThatOneGuy-gb7td 4 года назад +14

      Rlly? I learned that through lion king

    • @TheDeathmail
      @TheDeathmail 4 года назад +44

      But they were honest.... it really was 5 minutes... slowed down for you weak people...

    • @djw_tekken8490
      @djw_tekken8490 4 года назад +3

      U mean za warudo found a jojo reference

    • @Unreal316
      @Unreal316 4 года назад +17

      @@TheDeathmail to be fair freiza did give it 2 more midway through, so it shoulda been 7