Well, as an old person myself I can attest that sleep gets odd when you get older. But putting out garbage online ANYTIME is creepy. Waking up and not getting back to sleep is what books are for. Not that Trump knows much about reading.
@@libbycollins9349 As you say, sleep gets odd. I'll probably go back to bed before dawn. Being self-employed and working from home, it's easier to be weird with sleep.
Poor JD never gets taken out in public anymore since that donut shop fiasco. Peter Thiel should demand a refund, and the sofa should start seeing other weirdos.
Even scarier is that JD is not around because he’s colluding his next plan w thiel, The Heritage Group and the Fed Society. Don’t underestimate the billionaires. They are up to no good now that orange turd is in power.
I have to say of the late night shows...Seth's writing team is on point! Presumably, they have the smallest budget, but it forces the jokes to be what carries the show, not all the pomp and circumstance...he doesn't even wear a suit lol...keep up the great work Yall!
As someone who watches a majority of the monologues the following day on RUclips, Seth easily has the best jokes. You hear about comedians, who wrote for shows whose material never gets used, like a Jeselnik or Normand, and then you have Scollins, who usually highlights Surprise Inspection. I'd say Colbert's is usually a bit too petty and juvenile, especially before the election, Fallon's is a little too clean with predictable jokes, plus all his obligatory bits, (this person said..., Kimmel's is close, but he keeps on his personal stuff with Trump, and always the impersonators, Seth's is just solid jokes, and good structure.
@@Alan-m9c Well said man...ya I do like How Kimmel does a more rapid fire delivery...not waiting for the applause or howler monkey breaks lol...but he started in radio so that makes sense, not wanting to have dead air. Colbert and his derivative pantomime stuff is like too much and just to fill time...Conan did it for like one thing with the suspenders. I will say Kumail Nanjani would be great as a late night host in 5 or 10 years...OK I called it
I was about to post a similar comment. Seth and his team are amazing. The writing has always been excellent, and somehow they seem to get better & better!
I think a lot of it is who you hire. The jokes are a whole lot smarter. They don't just get all their news from watching CNN. They look deeper and think about what's important, instead of always just making fun of people who look funny. I'm so impressed every episode.
And he replied I want a bunch of tech I didn't build and Nazis on Twitter pls 😂😂 Elon is slow and I hate how they think he's a genuineness I would love to see the design or tech he built himself o wait that's he didnt
@00SmileTime00 what's a not see and that's called slavery and manipulation but I mean I can't do anything about Bolivia if I cant get past my own country men
This year’s was already awarded jointly to six members of the Supreme Court, but Mr Speaker is right up there for 2025. We ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. God help us all.
Sure, trust the guy who has a dead parasitic worm in his brain from all the roadkill that he eats to be in charge of health. This is why the rest of the world is laughing at you. You elected a president who, according to your own constitution and to him being an adjudicated insurrectionist, CAN'T EVEN TAKE THE OATH OF OFFICE. His picks for cabinet are just further proof that the US has completely lost the plot.
And you worshiped Richard Levine in the skirt and lipstick so focused on tahranzing minors. RFK Jr.'s passion about getting the carcinogenic chemicals out of the American food supply is a blessing and you are too brainwashed to see that. Maybe do some reading.
indubitably. Trump got a million people killed last time and was that with CDC actively countering his disinformation. RFK will see Trump's statements and go crazier
To be fair (LOL) he feeds the road kill to his poor falcons, not necessarily himself. But who knows really. Listen to the four part podcast on him on Behind the Bastards. It's glorious.
RFK Jr:"Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible to feeling as to sight? or art thou but a dagger of the mind, a false creation, proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?” Donald:"You gonna eat that? Cause I always got room for more fries. Give em' here..."
Oh! My brain was telling me that, but I wasn't sure I was correct. And I didn't know they smelled like tuna, wow. Thanks! They're such cute critters, aren't they.
I need to know more but if I Google it, there will be photos of tarantulas. Why/how do they smell a lot like a tuna fish sandwich? Also, it sounds like this only happens when they’re kept in terrariums. Why? Or is it just that we don’t know what they smell like outside of captivity? (While I imagine it’s hard to smell a tarantula in the wild, I’m sure there is someone crazy enough to try.) Thank you in advance! 😂
@ginniemess Jon asked who is up at 4 am? Tounge in cheek acknowledged. Doesn't matter if its just about him. Perfectly normal to be up at that time. Lol. Just be productive.
Hey don't hate on night owls Seth, 1am-5am is awesome times to be outside! Cooler weather, can look up in the sky without burning your eyes, most people are asleep and you have the city to yourself with 99.5% of traffic gone and it's so quiet and peaceful outside - not to mention all the shooting stars and comets I see often; or hearing two cats going ballistic with eachother over their territorial issues 😄
I'm up at 5am because I went for a long hike along the canal, carried back some heavy weight in scrap metal, soaked in a hot tub and went to bed, sleeping early.
Laugh sounded more like Phuker Carlson than Hilliary! Good luck, USA. You get what ya voted for. The crazies are gonna run the country into the ground.
0:25 Who could ever know that a man famous for sleeping on his „friends“ couches would like the one in the home of his future boss. He just has to keep an eye on J.D. Vance because he probably gets jealous about the couch.
Kid Rock was also that photo of the Trump Bunch at the boxing match. What does he have to do to get mentioned - be elected mayor of the Village People?
America is going to Love RFK Jr. , all the way up until he takes away everybody’s Twinkies, Ding Dongs, all cookies, candy, doughnuts, Soda Pop, coffee,, potato and tortilla chips, sugar artificial sweeteners, and the big one... cigarettes.
You can actually smell spiders, Seth! It is just difficult to keep all of their eight legs apart. Give them some of the ferret medicine, and let me know how that works out for you.
He wants to use troops on American soil and you focus on the time he posted?! C’mon dude do better. We should be proud that people want to come to our country. THAT is what makes America great. Trump is trying to ensure that the American Dream dies and becomes an eternal nightmare.
OMG Meyers, Hillary Clinton laugh??? That was a perfect *Tucker Carlson* maniacal laugh! *"Play it again Sam!!"* Pssst, btw, a 78 yr. old senior up at 4:00 Am on "the throne" is usual *and* , we make coffee then go back to bed while it "percs." (20th century term for coffee brewing ; percolates*.)
You can hear the jackal-fueled hesitation in Seth's voice when he goes from confidently proclaiming that "You can't smell spiders..." to walking it back with "... that I know of."
Omg - the joke about musk's kids is hilarious and brutal 😂😂
And true.
That's not a Hilary laugh. It's a Tucker Carlson laugh
That's exactly what I said 😂
I think 4:00AM in Florida is noon in Moscow, seems like a reasonable time for Trump to be up.
Well, as an old person myself I can attest that sleep gets odd when you get older. But putting out garbage online ANYTIME is creepy. Waking up and not getting back to sleep is what books are for. Not that Trump knows much about reading.
@@libbycollins9349 Yeah, I'm getting old. It's 2:20 AM here in New Zealand. 🙂
@@andrewstevenson118 now that’s even earlier than I wake up!
@@libbycollins9349 As you say, sleep gets odd. I'll probably go back to bed before dawn. Being self-employed and working from home, it's easier to be weird with sleep.
@@andrewstevenson118 take care of yourself, young man!
That's not Hillary, that's an extremely accurate Tucker Carlson "laugh".
☠️you’re right.
My thoughts exactly!
No idea where he got Hilary!
I was looking for this comment!
That is correct.
First thing I thought of.
Poor JD never gets taken out in public anymore since that donut shop fiasco. Peter Thiel should demand a refund, and the sofa should start seeing other weirdos.
The sofa has a chesterfield on the side.
Even scarier is that JD is not around because he’s colluding his next plan w thiel, The Heritage Group and the Fed Society. Don’t underestimate the billionaires. They are up to no good now that orange turd is in power.
Funny cause Elon pushed for him,probably afraid his wife will be deported 😮
Poor JD is standing backstage, crying with mascara running down his face, while Honorary VP Musk makes the victory rounds with Trump.
@@sherinameless1618 lol I already forgot about him. He wasn't even invited to Trump's McDonald's plane party.
I have to say of the late night shows...Seth's writing team is on point! Presumably, they have the smallest budget, but it forces the jokes to be what carries the show, not all the pomp and circumstance...he doesn't even wear a suit lol...keep up the great work Yall!
don't forget the secret weapon ...wally!
As someone who watches a majority of the monologues the following day on RUclips, Seth easily has the best jokes. You hear about comedians, who wrote for shows whose material never gets used, like a Jeselnik or Normand, and then you have Scollins, who usually highlights Surprise Inspection. I'd say Colbert's is usually a bit too petty and juvenile, especially before the election, Fallon's is a little too clean with predictable jokes, plus all his obligatory bits, (this person said..., Kimmel's is close, but he keeps on his personal stuff with Trump, and always the impersonators, Seth's is just solid jokes, and good structure.
@@Alan-m9c Well said man...ya I do like How Kimmel does a more rapid fire delivery...not waiting for the applause or howler monkey breaks lol...but he started in radio so that makes sense, not wanting to have dead air. Colbert and his derivative pantomime stuff is like too much and just to fill time...Conan did it for like one thing with the suspenders. I will say Kumail Nanjani would be great as a late night host in 5 or 10 years...OK I called it
I was about to post a similar comment. Seth and his team are amazing. The writing has always been excellent, and somehow they seem to get better & better!
I think a lot of it is who you hire. The jokes are a whole lot smarter. They don't just get all their news from watching CNN. They look deeper and think about what's important, instead of always just making fun of people who look funny. I'm so impressed every episode.
CORRECTION: That was clearly a Tucker Carlson laugh, not a Hillz laugh.
Regards,
Jackal
I was going to say the same thing!
I thought the same thing!
@@TheOldHippiebilly
Me too.
Regards,
International Jackal
Last year, my wife and I realized our 20 y/o son has the same laugh as Tucker Carlson - it's quite disturding...
(Sir Davids voice over) 'And here we have a jackal in its natural habitat....'
Never stop speaking truth to power!
It will be many laughs in jail in the future of Trump.
That’s why Trump just won the election
@@Danielsoda83 riiiiight. because jailing people for freedom of speech is a GOP thing??
Love you and your crew Seth 😂
A liar, a racist &a oligarch walk into a bar.
The bartender asks him
"what will it be Mr. Musk?"
And he replied I want a bunch of tech I didn't build and Nazis on Twitter pls 😂😂 Elon is slow and I hate how they think he's a genuineness I would love to see the design or tech he built himself o wait that's he didnt
Fight on tho bro fight on
😂😂😂😂
Men will literally spend the GDP of Bolivia to buy their daughter's favourite website and fill it with Not-sees rather than go to therapy
@00SmileTime00 what's a not see and that's called slavery and manipulation but I mean I can't do anything about Bolivia if I cant get past my own country men
The Speaker should be awarded Invertabrate of the Year.
that's an insult to all invertebrates.
This year’s was already awarded jointly to six members of the Supreme Court, but Mr Speaker is right up there for 2025. We ain’t seen nuthin’ yet. God help us all.
Been calling him Scary Potter from day one. That man ain't right.
We are definitely arriving at a new palaeontological era!!
I saw someone post this and I'll pass it along. 'Please stop calling him maga mike, his true name is trump's little johnson'.
The man who sounds like a broken paint shaker at home depo,
is now our Health Secretary. Most bizarre timeline ever.
There isn't a person more qualified for the job... hate Trump all you want but this was a terrific appointment.
@@alexg5280 thanks for the chuckles 😂
RUclips 'Daleks from 'Doctor Who', the resemblance is uncanny!
Sure, trust the guy who has a dead parasitic worm in his brain from all the roadkill that he eats to be in charge of health.
This is why the rest of the world is laughing at you. You elected a president who, according to your own constitution and to him being an adjudicated insurrectionist, CAN'T EVEN TAKE THE OATH OF OFFICE. His picks for cabinet are just further proof that the US has completely lost the plot.
@@andrewcoulthard-clark davros has returned
RFK Jr. in charge of health is like putting a jellyfish in charge of a spine department.
No, I think RFK Jr has plenty of spine. It's just unclear if he got it from a bear or a whale.
but the jellyfish is more qualified!
its got somewhere a working brain!
And you worshiped Richard Levine in the skirt and lipstick so focused on tahranzing minors. RFK Jr.'s passion about getting the carcinogenic chemicals out of the American food supply is a blessing and you are too brainwashed to see that. Maybe do some reading.
Please explain that stupid comment. He wants to make the US people healthier. I can only hope you are a AI robot still learning to be funny.
@@seancherry8821 i wonder?
how will he do it, after they are dead???
RFK jr is gonna make so many people sick or worse.
indubitably. Trump got a million people killed last time and was that with CDC actively countering his disinformation. RFK will see Trump's statements and go crazier
He has been making me sick, for years, already.
RFK eating McDonald's is hilarious and explains everything about the Republican party
He had the mc baby bear and felt of whale head
I didn't see any of them actually eating it.
@markstevenson6635 love ur comment I'm sure trumps fat a didn't take a bite at all 🤣🤣
yeah, they just bought them to frow it all away right?
throw
Trump claimed that RFK jnr has a great brain. When asked for a comment, the worm agreed adding "pass the ketchup".
Roadkill will now become an essential food group.
Might be the only option for many Americans
To be fair (LOL) he feeds the road kill to his poor falcons, not necessarily himself. But who knows really.
Listen to the four part podcast on him on Behind the Bastards. It's glorious.
wait until trump throws him under the bus and he is roadkill.
Trump's semen seems to be a popular entreé at Republican get-togethers. Not sure that will catch on though.
@@albrennan9976 thought Elon was the one that offered that?...
Kennedy holds a burger like Trump holds a bible.
😂
it's because the burger wasn't organically killed by his own car.
RFK Jr:"Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible to feeling as to sight? or art thou but a dagger of the mind, a false creation, proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?”
Donald:"You gonna eat that? Cause I always got room for more fries. Give em' here..."
Trump is actually Jewish like Churchill far right zionist
Thanks for the laugh 😂
And we call it The Greatest "Demockery" that the world has ever seen.
We ❤Sen Durbin and Sen Duckworth
We are the greatest country on earth, democracy doesn’t come into it.
We are the greatest country on earth, democracy doesn’t come into it.
@@Zayna-z4s not anymore you are NOT the greatest country in the world. America is now the world's biggest joke.
@@Zayna-z4s so say the fascists.
That smuggler puts his pants on 321 legs at a time, just like anybody else.
Wait a sec, that’s an odd number. Someone is missing a leg.
Can you imagine if they broke out 😂
Hey don't legshame the spider cmon 😂
Well done Seth, writers and crew! ✨
“Invite his kids over”, the older ones.
5:24 That Hillary laugh sounded more like Tucker Carlson's laugh.
If all of this junk drawer in the cabinet wasn’t so serious it would be funny 🤣
Correction. Tarantula spiders do actually develop a strong smell in their terrariums, and ironically they smell a lot like a tuna fish sandwich.
Oh! My brain was telling me that, but I wasn't sure I was correct. And I didn't know they smelled like tuna, wow. Thanks! They're such cute critters, aren't they.
I need to know more but if I Google it, there will be photos of tarantulas. Why/how do they smell a lot like a tuna fish sandwich? Also, it sounds like this only happens when they’re kept in terrariums. Why? Or is it just that we don’t know what they smell like outside of captivity? (While I imagine it’s hard to smell a tarantula in the wild, I’m sure there is someone crazy enough to try.) Thank you in advance! 😂
Why am I awake at 4 am? Been up since 2 am. Reason? My job, 4 am shift.
There's more then just 9 to 5 shifts. Lol.
We are talking about trump here buddy
@ginniemess Jon asked who is up at 4 am? Tounge in cheek acknowledged. Doesn't matter if its just about him. Perfectly normal to be up at that time. Lol. Just be productive.
Where is JD Vance the dude disappear
Musk clipped his nuts, and JD said “Thank you, sir.”
"Trump's little Johnson" pass it on
Oh my innocent ears! 🤣
He is a Johnson too
It’s only been 2 weeks!!!! I can’t 😭😭😭
RFK Jr’s WORST NIGHTMARE
More worse it’s reality 😢
Hey don't hate on night owls Seth, 1am-5am is awesome times to be outside! Cooler weather, can look up in the sky without burning your eyes, most people are asleep and you have the city to yourself with 99.5% of traffic gone and it's so quiet and peaceful outside - not to mention all the shooting stars and comets I see often; or hearing two cats going ballistic with eachother over their territorial issues 😄
Ah, I remember staying up past 9pm. Those were the days.
You ain't fooling anybody, vampire shmuck
The brainworm guy ?
Yes, but more importantly and more relevantly the delusional anti-vax guy.
Yep 😐
I'm up at 4am because i have to be at work in a couple hours
I'm up at 3 am because, yeah, diarrhea.
I'm up at 2am and have to be at work in four hours. 😂
I'm up at 5am because I went for a long hike along the canal, carried back some heavy weight in scrap metal, soaked in a hot tub and went to bed, sleeping early.
I’m up late for this poetry
Insomnia is my issue, well one of them lol
"But I wanted my McRoadkill with extra worms..." -RFK
But, I thought protein🐛 was good for the brain🥴.
Drunken Wedding Party... Po' Jilted J.D.
Laugh sounded more like Phuker Carlson than Hilliary! Good luck, USA. You get what ya voted for. The crazies are gonna run the country into the ground.
Hey hey hey, millions of us didn't vote for this and are unfortunately just asking for the ride into depravity. ✌️
Measles is looking forward to working with RFK Jr.
Polio says hold my beer.
So is every new strain of Covid.
Maybe we can even get smallpox back!
@@trishmurphy1941 Don't get my hopes up please.
Hillary laugh? That was clearly a Tucker Carlson laugh.
He even wants Scarecrow Gaetz for AG... another one of Bane's appointments
The League Of Assholes
cant really blame Biden for wandering the rainforest.
0:25 Who could ever know that a man famous for sleeping on his „friends“ couches would like the one in the home of his future boss. He just has to keep an eye on J.D. Vance because he probably gets jealous about the couch.
That wasn't a Hilary laugh that was a perfect Carson Tucker laugh
lapping at the fuhrer bootstraps!
CORRECTION: "UFC Championship" is a tautology. The "C" already stands for that.
Like an ATM machine.
The Grimace joke was top!
Measles are making a comeback
And whooping cough. Ppl remember those lockdowns? In about a year, they will be your friends.
never stopped screaming was a good one. :)
Hilary laugh made me think he was going for Tucker Carlson. Weird.
That is a Tucker Carlson laugh.
1:36 in. Richest man in the world and THAT'S what your going to eat??
Tell a Democrat a lie! They get MAD! Tell a republican the truth! They get MAD!
Where is JD Vance and Melania? They haven't been seen in all these Trump entourage pictures.
The campaign is outta cash to pay their appearance fees.
I prefer the old jackaroos breakfast.
Cigarette and a cuppa tea.
This is a great photo
Thank you Seth
Kid Rock was also that photo of the Trump Bunch at the boxing match. What does he have to do to get mentioned - be elected mayor of the Village People?
Tied for last!
Spiders do have distinct odours 🕷
Loving all these survivor references
Johnson is the Harry Potter from the "Upside Down " . 😠
Whoa! Seth's crew and Stephen's crew came up with the exact same joke about RFK Jr being Grimace! Serendipity 🥰
RFK jr.: "Whale juice for everyone!"
What, are you out of dead bear?
America is going to Love RFK Jr. , all the way up until he takes away everybody’s Twinkies, Ding Dongs, all cookies, candy, doughnuts, Soda Pop, coffee,, potato and tortilla chips, sugar artificial sweeteners, and the big one... cigarettes.
He won't ban a thing. Just deregulate and loosen restrictions.
they can use different oils. palm oil is terrible too. but mostly on the environment i believe.
@@RealBradMiller And unpasteurized milk for all!
@@sherinameless1618 its sold at a premium in california but banned in many states.
😂😂😂
Not ALL Californians smoke p0t and wear rollerblades. Some of us wear 4x4's 🛼🛼🛼🛼
Did I google “can you smell spiders” to get included in corrections? YES! Do I feel good about it? A little!
That's very funny you got a man in London laughing out loud thanks Sam I needed that so much.
New PBS documentary about Julius Caesar. Similarities are uncanny. Beware the Ides of March.
For some reason it excites me to no end that you mentioned Shelbyville.
@@josepholvera2442 When he says Ogdenville, then we know that we are living in a cartoon world . . . although we already suspect it.
8:59 looks like a bad game of TRUTH or DARE - except no one is choosing truth
Thank you Seth - it’s nice to think the popular vote isn’t as awful as I thought.
A Bible with that size font, standard A4, would be 69’ tall. Nice.
With that paper stock it could reach the moon.
Animal Flub: spiders smell 4x worse than humans because they have 4x as many armpits.
Correction: spiders have 8 legs and no arms and, therefore, no armpits.
Wally is the best!!!
Seth: "if you're up at 4am and you don't have a newborn wtf is wrong with you?"
Me with no kids, watching this at 4am: 😑
Keep it up, Seth! You and the other late night hosts are keeping us sane!
9:54 At least we still have our beloved Wally 😃
I can't listen to him talk.
U wonder what McDonald’s paid for the product placement
Corrections: Spiders do have a smell. Brown recluse spiders smell like a skunk when their population is high.
You can actually smell spiders, Seth!
It is just difficult to keep all of their eight legs apart.
Give them some of the ferret medicine, and let me know how that works out for you.
It's less than 50% of 2/3 of the voter base. That's not exactly a sweepng mandate.
That was a Tucker laugh, not a Hillary laugh...
@2:38 missed opportunity to again mention *rump and a filet-o-fish-sandwich-on-a-plane
❤
Seth's Hillary laugh sounds a lot like his Tucker Carlson laugh.
We love Wally! 💖 lol I really needed the laugh I laughed when Seth "Hillary laughed"
WOW!! THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY!!
Even a broken Kennedy is right twice a day.
Trump, on the other hand, is more like a clock with no hands.
From meme stocks to a meme president. Way to go America.
Your Hillary laugh sounds like your Tucker laugh
RFK Jr knows that McDonald's is terrible, both in taste and healthiness.
But he will eat it..if DT says to.
13:47 BOGO Mike Johnson
He wants to use troops on American soil and you focus on the time he posted?! C’mon dude do better. We should be proud that people want to come to our country. THAT is what makes America great. Trump is trying to ensure that the American Dream dies and becomes an eternal nightmare.
Correction: you said the Democrats were mumbling about gaetz nomination but the clip was of a Republican
That was Dick Durban. He's a democrat.
...the photo of them eating McDonalds on the plane was clearly part of a marketing agreement, expect to see more likewise photos incoming...
You know they didn’t eat burgers - it’s only a prop to enjoin him to the ‘common’ person.
"Trump appoints Jordan Belfort as Chairman of the Securities and Exchange Commission; says, "Ima let Jordie go wild on stocks."
Seth, I hope that the FCC does not come after the comedians! What would we do without you all! ❤❤❤😆🤣😆🤣🤣
OMG Meyers, Hillary Clinton laugh??? That was a perfect *Tucker Carlson* maniacal laugh! *"Play it again Sam!!"*
Pssst, btw, a 78 yr. old senior up at 4:00 Am on "the throne" is usual *and* , we make coffee then go back to bed while it "percs." (20th century term for coffee brewing ; percolates*.)
that was definitely a Tucker Carlson forced hysterical giggle, Seth. HRC has more of cackle.
You can hear the jackal-fueled hesitation in Seth's voice when he goes from confidently proclaiming that "You can't smell spiders..." to walking it back with "... that I know of."
His Hilary laugh sounded like TUCKER!!! 😂
New segment: "Absolute Banger Jokes":
That McDonalds Grimace joke was one of the best.