10 Impossible Things That Only Zlatan Ibrahimovic Did In Football HD

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @bhavishya338
    @bhavishya338 5 лет назад +4106

    Zlatan and time once had a race.
    Time is still running

  • @hellboy9977
    @hellboy9977 5 лет назад +2918

    Whenever I am in the mood to laugh my heart out I visit the comment section of Zlatan's videos 😂😂😂

  • @psychedeliccosmos1685
    @psychedeliccosmos1685 4 года назад +1044

    Zlatlan kicked earth once and still it rotates and revolves.

    • @Haaru_
      @Haaru_ 3 года назад +6

      Good one

    • @cadenmcmahon5704
      @cadenmcmahon5704 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @boblindemanen
      @boblindemanen 3 года назад

      JA DEN DRIBBLINGEN HAN RÅKADE GÖRA I BÖRJAN SITER FORTFARAND I RULLNING!

    • @aapebaun4827
      @aapebaun4827 3 года назад

      Nepali le chance PAYE garxa 🤣🤣🤣

    • @mohammadmehrab3219
      @mohammadmehrab3219 3 года назад +1

      What the fuck are you saying

  • @paparapakyaw2789
    @paparapakyaw2789 Год назад +288

    When Zlatan goes to term and conditions, Terms and conditions accepted Zlatan

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 года назад +1778

    When zlatan gets injured, he doesn't feel pain
    The pain feels zlatan

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 года назад +2443

    When zlatan washes hands, the water is cleaned

  • @elliothavik4697
    @elliothavik4697 5 лет назад +8059

    There are 3 rules in football:
    1. Dont give messi space.
    2. Dont let ronaldo shoot.
    3. Dont play against zlatan.

    • @petarbulutic6410
      @petarbulutic6410 5 лет назад +150

      4. Dont give free kick for Siniša Mihajlović.

    • @evilios9674
      @evilios9674 5 лет назад +62

      Petar Bulutic juninho*

    • @petarbulutic6410
      @petarbulutic6410 5 лет назад +25

      @@evilios9674 And Juninho is good .

    • @mechathorn752
      @mechathorn752 5 лет назад +303

      1: messi always finds space so thats impossible
      2: ronaldo always attemtps to shoot so that’s impossible as well
      3: ibra is never injured so that’s pretty much impossible

    • @user-yp7ke4et7o
      @user-yp7ke4et7o 5 лет назад +23

      zlatan is a noob compared to messi.

  • @kacademy7921
    @kacademy7921 4 года назад +2154

    *When Zlatan visits your country you're the foreigner*

    • @Teutonius88
      @Teutonius88 3 года назад +70

      When Zlatan visits your planet, you're extraterrestial.

    • @kacademy7921
      @kacademy7921 3 года назад +6

      @@Teutonius88 👽👾

    • @elvisp420
      @elvisp420 3 года назад +3

      When you're from Sweden

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 2 года назад +26

      Zlatan doesn't visit countries, countries visit Zlatan.

    • @Konam_Toko1202
      @Konam_Toko1202 2 года назад

      😂

  • @nirmalya1761
    @nirmalya1761 5 лет назад +575

    This is the most creative comment section that i have ever read

    • @gane_sh0711
      @gane_sh0711 4 года назад +1

      It should be I have ever seen ryt🤔🤔

    • @glenanderson6056
      @glenanderson6056 4 года назад

      It's not creative and funny like one time I used to laugh at this jokes....

    • @gumpert8735
      @gumpert8735 4 года назад +1

      People just take old Chuck Norris jokes and switch names.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 года назад

      yeah these jokes were popular back in 2005. Go to any video about an athlete and you will see the comment section polluted with these exact jokes

  • @lihwangangh8835
    @lihwangangh8835 Год назад +49

    End of the golden era . LEGEND ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC 🥺❤️

  • @EditzGuyX
    @EditzGuyX 5 лет назад +4832

    When Zlatan was a litte kid, he left the house and said to his Father:“Now you are the man in this house.“

    • @viktorneyman7179
      @viktorneyman7179 5 лет назад +37

      =) LOL !!!!! BRAVO!!!

    • @vladimirvugdelic1355
      @vladimirvugdelic1355 5 лет назад +57

      I've red this comment about 100x and still laughing the shit out every time :)

    • @smeer4403
      @smeer4403 5 лет назад +19

      What a damn comment geeeeeeeez

    • @meroo_zz7681
      @meroo_zz7681 4 года назад +6

      @@vladimirvugdelic1355 same

    • @IGTKYIYKSM
      @IGTKYIYKSM 4 года назад +7

      BRAVOO Zlatan is from a area in Malmö, Sweden called rosengård and it’s like a ”dangerous” place but he lived in a apartment not a house

  • @robiantau387465
    @robiantau387465 3 года назад +1021

    When i set my password "Zlatan" i can't proceed, it's said the password is too strong

  • @TheAmazeLab.
    @TheAmazeLab. 4 года назад +264

    Zlatan is chasing two guys.
    One guy goes left
    second guy goes right
    Zlatan keep chasing them both

    • @SpeciaListMK
      @SpeciaListMK 3 года назад +5

      😁😅

    • @boblindemanen
      @boblindemanen 3 года назад

      Ja de säger mycket, hans onda vrede styr o alla blir rädda! För detta luftslott

    • @onelife3511
      @onelife3511 2 года назад +7

      This was the most unique comment i have ever seen,dude that was killer.

  • @hakanflodin4555
    @hakanflodin4555 Год назад +219

    When Zlatan got covid, covid got quarantined from Zlatan

  • @vaishanavikurup1043
    @vaishanavikurup1043 4 года назад +892

    Zlatan didn't injure his knee, his knee injured itself in order to have Zlatan's attention

    • @is17a985
      @is17a985 4 года назад +17

      when zlatan is hot the sun uses a fan

    • @arpansarma128
      @arpansarma128 4 года назад

      that's just sad

    • @Soulfulreader786
      @Soulfulreader786 3 года назад

      Good one

    • @hulkito852
      @hulkito852 Год назад

      correct and the knee is still under interrogation

  • @GolanuFaceCeVrea
    @GolanuFaceCeVrea 3 года назад +1578

    When Zlatan’s phone rings in the theater they pause the movie

  • @vfawrcemizo6708
    @vfawrcemizo6708 5 лет назад +3428

    Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born

  • @neenasagar3907
    @neenasagar3907 6 лет назад +5193

    Zlatan is not lucky to score goals... goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan

    • @pmorton7960
      @pmorton7960 5 лет назад +16

      I saw that live on TV. still go whawha whaaat?!!!

    • @N.D.G-e5d
      @N.D.G-e5d 5 лет назад +7

      He doesn't play in Russia.

    • @leefiey13
      @leefiey13 5 лет назад +6

      I didn't give you a like cuz you got 420 atm, but you deserve another one :/

    • @bisuchester6105
      @bisuchester6105 5 лет назад +2

      😂😁😜

    • @davidsalkeld4601
      @davidsalkeld4601 5 лет назад +1

      Bisu wayne

  • @uttamadhikari9859
    @uttamadhikari9859 3 года назад +508

    Once Zlatan was singing in the park and it became the national anthem of Sweden😁

    • @boblindemanen
      @boblindemanen 3 года назад +1

      J säger inte detta att han är totalt borta! Mindre begåvad o lever på sitt hat och sin ilska som alla får kännas vid då dom inte vågar gå i klinch

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 года назад +10

      @@boblindemanen låter som att du inte tagit din naturmedicin idag

    • @tenderpatriota6793
      @tenderpatriota6793 Год назад +3

      No its not Sweden anymore. It is Zweden!

    • @odeleon24
      @odeleon24 Год назад

      The winner!

  • @AgueroNain
    @AgueroNain 3 года назад +27

    Zlatan is phenomenal. Amazing goals, superb ball control. His accuracy is insane. His ball control is magisterial. Love this guy, genuine, confident, direct. Thank you brotha!!!

  • @southsideultras5406
    @southsideultras5406 5 лет назад +471

    Zlatan has a bear carpet in his room, it is not dead. It is afraid to move.

    • @emekmek3197
      @emekmek3197 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/sMG1nlQi5bg/видео.html ,

    • @jaki4184
      @jaki4184 3 года назад +4

      So fking underrated

    • @Alexander24871
      @Alexander24871 3 года назад

      Underrated

    • @mosialive
      @mosialive 3 года назад

      Bah aha.. Nice One!

    • @sardarwaqar2758
      @sardarwaqar2758 3 года назад +1

      Wtf this is the best one lol
      unfortunately it’s so underrated cause an average person lacks sense of humour.

  • @johnny9000
    @johnny9000 5 лет назад +2121

    Zlatan took a lie detector once
    The detector confessed everything.

    • @tiesvanmarle2631
      @tiesvanmarle2631 5 лет назад +21

      Most underrated comment

    • @johnny9000
      @johnny9000 5 лет назад +3

      Ties van Marle 😉✌🏻

    • @m.6383
      @m.6383 5 лет назад +8

      The beautifull part is that the exact same comment is above

    • @captainjacksliving6608
      @captainjacksliving6608 5 лет назад

      Holy moly shuit

    • @JohnnyMavuso
      @JohnnyMavuso 5 лет назад +5

      I saw 499 likes. I had to make it 500 😂

  • @r.v.s8712
    @r.v.s8712 5 лет назад +678

    1:45 legends say the commentator is still making that sound 😂

  • @UConnForLife
    @UConnForLife Год назад +16

    Here after hearing about his retirement. To the man that made me fall in love with the sport. You’ll never be forgotten. What a fucking LEGEND he is. Hate him, or love him, you cared about what he did and what he said. They don’t make ‘em like this anymore

  • @JimmyOlsson
    @JimmyOlsson 5 лет назад +78

    Noone has made more beautiful goals in the modern international football era than Zlatan. He's forever an absolute legend in the sport!

  • @umeshhcsoni
    @umeshhcsoni 4 года назад +692

    This comment section is epic 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AbidKhan-sg9gd
      @AbidKhan-sg9gd 4 года назад +4

      Too funny 🤣

    • @riop4113
      @riop4113 4 года назад +7

      Ronaldo: scores bicycle kick from eight yards out
      World: goes crazy
      Zlatan: That's cute.

    • @googlestore4830
      @googlestore4830 3 года назад +2

      This comment section is epic because Zlatan hasn't commented yet. When he comments, all the other comments will instantly pale in comparison 😑

    • @Abdousjh
      @Abdousjh 3 года назад

      I see it

    • @alan82777
      @alan82777 3 года назад

      @@googlestore4830 even thanos bends infront of him

  • @SgtSayWhat
    @SgtSayWhat 4 года назад +180

    I'm English but the goal he scored against us is honestly one of the best goals I've ever seen.

    • @Freemusicwoohoo
      @Freemusicwoohoo 2 года назад +10

      Yeah I remember me and my Dad yelling for the rest of my family to come look at this when it happened, we were in awe, truly an amazing moment even if it was against England

    • @alan82777
      @alan82777 2 года назад +4

      @@Freemusicwoohoo im italian the goal scored against us till day it haunts me bad

    • @bjornengqvist9629
      @bjornengqvist9629 Год назад

      It was only a friendly so your players were not really devastated.

    • @Deze22
      @Deze22 Год назад +1

      @@bjornengqvist9629 the classic swedish zlatan hater 🤣put your country on the map, should kiss his feet

    • @1975Per
      @1975Per 10 месяцев назад

      @@bjornengqvist9629 But they were. He scored on them 4 times, ending it with the bicycle. That game shut up every UK journalist for ever (regarding Zlatan) and the players will never forget.

  • @sidharthapatnaik070
    @sidharthapatnaik070 3 года назад +442

    When Newton was sitting under the apple tree Zlatan threw apple on his head...

  • @kushalshahi5721
    @kushalshahi5721 4 года назад +403

    When Zlatan sees corona virus, corona virus washes its hand.

  • @cliffordochuba4042
    @cliffordochuba4042 5 лет назад +93

    'Lions do not recover like humans' love that line

  • @simpsmith4219
    @simpsmith4219 4 года назад +902

    When Zlatan was a child,his parents use to sleep in his bed when they are scared

  • @yesterdayin445
    @yesterdayin445 4 года назад +793

    Ronaldinho: "God gifted me a chance to be the football legend."
    Zlatan: I don't remember gifting anyone.

  • @eMKayyoUwhY
    @eMKayyoUwhY 5 лет назад +31

    Only three words to say: A TRUE LEGEND!
    Inside and outside the stadium/soccerfield/footballfield.......

  • @mccboy5600
    @mccboy5600 5 лет назад +285

    True fact is that, the average life span of zlatan's haters is 1,2 years, after that time they automatically became a fan of him...dont know why

  • @Moviha1
    @Moviha1 5 лет назад +1581

    Best Messi goals comment section: wow he’s good
    Best Ronaldo goals comment section: wow he’s good
    Best Zlatan goals comment section:
    “Zlatan is not lucky to score goals, goals are lucky to be scored by Zlatan”

    • @riseagainstthemachine6079
      @riseagainstthemachine6079 4 года назад +17

      Best Ronaldinho moves comment section:
      That's football, magic and love!

    • @JendralHizuPung
      @JendralHizuPung 4 года назад +19

      WRONG:
      Best messi goals comment section: "Ronaldo better than messi", while Ronaldo goals comments:"Messi > Ronaldo, Every.Single.Time 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @samuelewaldo9470
      @samuelewaldo9470 4 года назад +4

      @@JendralHizuPung you know theres this 1 messi hardcore fan channel on yt where your comment will be deleted if you dont like messi, even neutral comment will be deleted, you litteraly need praise him for your comment to stay there, i really hate that kind of cancer fanbase

    • @samnau7663
      @samnau7663 4 года назад

      Fuck You You are gay

    • @user-np2du8ws4g
      @user-np2du8ws4g 4 года назад

      tu eres tonto

  • @fogaat4004
    @fogaat4004 Год назад +129

    When zlatan born, the word 'CONFIDENCE' made its place in the English dictionary.

  • @vyas3600
    @vyas3600 5 лет назад +474

    Zlatan : I want to go to New York
    New York: I'm coming

  • @flash9099
    @flash9099 4 года назад +111

    Zlatan didn't cry after he was born, all the people around him did.

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 года назад +2

      whes zlotan go to bed the sund goose down
      ned whes zolkan eat dinner hes plate gots full
      end whes zkaln take the bath teh wator becms zkolan nisted of wet

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 года назад +1

      ndes wehn ztalkan cry hes ters fal upside

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 года назад +1

      zlocvic wast born an alredy whas a footbell

  • @simpsmith4219
    @simpsmith4219 4 года назад +668

    When Mark Zuckerberg created Facebook,he already had a friend request waiting from Zlatan.

  • @serenaprots6583
    @serenaprots6583 4 года назад +554

    When John Wick goes to bed he checks under his bed for Zlatan

    • @shankCR7
      @shankCR7 3 года назад

      LMFAO

    • @adityawankhede7260
      @adityawankhede7260 3 года назад +2

      Ehh no.

    • @josua3
      @josua3 3 года назад +2

      @@adityawankhede7260 Ehh yes.

    • @-syahmi6924
      @-syahmi6924 3 года назад +1

      I just realized that zlatan and keanu almost identical

    • @canafaruq3026
      @canafaruq3026 3 года назад

      @@-syahmi6924 mereka mana tau Keanu cokk 😂

  • @Seraphangelo
    @Seraphangelo 4 года назад +76

    Damn, I get emotional watching this. Lets all hope he will continue playing at the highest levels for many more years. Forza Milan!

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 года назад +471

    When zlatan feels cold, wind wears sweater

  • @finding_aether
    @finding_aether 6 лет назад +269

    Ronaldo and Messi may be great players, but Zlatan is the most fun.

    • @dusica1904
      @dusica1904 6 лет назад +9

      xZ Xz Zlatan is Ninja. The reast are just players.... 😎😎 Beast

    • @barned
      @barned 6 лет назад +6

      He certainly makes the most amazing goals.

    • @flone9872
      @flone9872 6 лет назад +4

      He is an entertainer!

    • @TheEarepol
      @TheEarepol 6 лет назад +1

      and ronaldo de lima was best

    • @nguyenvanbinh3264
      @nguyenvanbinh3264 6 лет назад

      xZ Xz ụ
      8o

  • @roachisalive2548
    @roachisalive2548 4 года назад +709

    Zlatan drove his mum home from hospital after giving birth to him

  • @adyancornalius9167
    @adyancornalius9167 4 года назад +424

    The title should be: Top 10 Zlatan things that impossible could do

  • @alvarolopes683
    @alvarolopes683 6 лет назад +271

    For me the best foward of all times. I just simple love his personality.

    • @johannesvirtanen2062
      @johannesvirtanen2062 5 лет назад +3

      Tells a lot how your personality is.

    • @Bajsmacka123
      @Bajsmacka123 5 лет назад +8

      Johannes Virtanen Just cause your country never had a star..

    • @johannesvirtanen2062
      @johannesvirtanen2062 5 лет назад

      @@Bajsmacka123 How is your comment related? Football is anyway just a shallow event.

    • @Bajsmacka123
      @Bajsmacka123 5 лет назад +2

      Doesen’t make any sense too me but, fine..

    • @manaschakrabarty4901
      @manaschakrabarty4901 5 лет назад +4

      @@johannesvirtanen2062 shallow event? Do you know how much politics depend on football? Its one of the most non violent ways to show power . You ae just too small just take the example of catalonia and spain. You are just to small to notice

  • @welovefootball9021
    @welovefootball9021 6 лет назад +725

    Once Zlatan was late for training , the rest of the team was punished for coming early !
    Great video Djamel as always! we missed your videos man (please upload every week)

    • @yeah-ro3rf
      @yeah-ro3rf 6 лет назад +2

      We Love Football true mahn we missed his great videos🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏

    • @agamer3483
      @agamer3483 6 лет назад

      We Love Football Wtf

    • @goatll6603
      @goatll6603 6 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha

    • @hideentity1518
      @hideentity1518 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Crystal-mi4oc
      @Crystal-mi4oc 6 лет назад

      We Love Football see my video with zlatan Ibrahimovic

  • @donforleon9266
    @donforleon9266 3 года назад +45

    Zlatan never move from his position since birth, the earth it self move for him.

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 года назад +209

    Zlatan once called 911 because 911 needed help

  • @chandrashekharchauhan4120
    @chandrashekharchauhan4120 5 лет назад +105

    Because lions don't recover like humans....
    Salute

  • @Oslapptaplug
    @Oslapptaplug 6 лет назад +635

    Once Zlatan Had to pee during a match so the ref stoped the game
    We now call it Halt time

    • @kevinbarth
      @kevinbarth 6 лет назад +3

      Predigy 😂

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 6 лет назад +1

      Awesome!

    • @stfuplsok
      @stfuplsok 6 лет назад

      *stopped

    • @farhanhaha8383
      @farhanhaha8383 6 лет назад +3

      I have never heard anyone except you saying halt time

    • @hiro_.7
      @hiro_.7 6 лет назад

      Good one 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @velcingilles3756
    @velcingilles3756 Год назад +44

    What an extraordinary player and character 😎🤣

  • @mackymoo1329
    @mackymoo1329 4 года назад +120

    When the Sun shines on Zlatan, the Sun smiles

    • @wankyler
      @wankyler 3 года назад +11

      The Sun don't shine, it's just reflecting Zlatan's shine.

  • @sarkar4970
    @sarkar4970 4 года назад +107

    1:43 legend says that commentator is still 'ooooooo' ing

    • @abohsukampret
      @abohsukampret 4 года назад +2

      Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

    • @arsenelupin3947
      @arsenelupin3947 3 года назад +2

      Missed the opportunity to say "... is stil G ooooooooooooo ing

    • @moumenefoxx7576
      @moumenefoxx7576 3 года назад

      That's hafid derraji, you should hear him Comment on riadh mehrez

  • @b0yxx
    @b0yxx 6 лет назад +1020

    LA galaxy didnt sign Zlatan; Zlatan signed LA galaxy.

    • @-TurboS
      @-TurboS 6 лет назад +13

      Seth MLS also joining zlatan

    • @diggadssword626
      @diggadssword626 6 лет назад

      Seth shut up this joke is old

    • @skafidi
      @skafidi 6 лет назад +10

      Avnd Adib you shut up

    • @b0yxx
      @b0yxx 6 лет назад

      Avnd Adib stfu dumbass

    • @pandicabambica2151
      @pandicabambica2151 6 лет назад

      Seth Zlatan ♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • @melodeath3961
    @melodeath3961 4 года назад +130

    Legends say everytime one scores a backheel goal, they have to pay him due to copyright reasons.

  • @Yoshi12895
    @Yoshi12895 6 лет назад +329

    When Zlatan left his house
    He told his dad
    Your the man of the house now

    • @mrsaju6796
      @mrsaju6796 6 лет назад

      That Muffin. ahahahaha

    • @lukenzije2233
      @lukenzije2233 6 лет назад

      Copy from evry pages on fb/insta

    • @finkeldrinker7842
      @finkeldrinker7842 6 лет назад

      why not be original? Not funny at all anymore

    • @noend1472
      @noend1472 6 лет назад

      The sad thing , that was the real truth. Zlatans father was alcoholic so Zlatan had to manage life by himself as a kid. (From Zlatan documentary and Zlatans book)

  • @Realfacts182
    @Realfacts182 3 года назад +74

    When Zlatan visits a foreign country, he welcomes people of that country

  • @blazeadventure9991
    @blazeadventure9991 5 лет назад +1435

    Why Zlatan never won a Ballon D'or?
    Because Ballon D'or is for players, not GOD.

    • @jorgelemus2012
      @jorgelemus2012 5 лет назад +71

      BLAZE's Adventure plus if Modric can win one then Zlatan is too good for it anyway

    • @ramz450
      @ramz450 5 лет назад +3

      Lol

    • @petrusedwardjr.2598
      @petrusedwardjr.2598 5 лет назад +6

      @@jorgelemus2012 facts

    • @princeerickochico4491
      @princeerickochico4491 5 лет назад +4

      @@jorgelemus2012 absolutely

    • @piyushgarg9897
      @piyushgarg9897 5 лет назад +14

      Because he is not anywhere close to Messi and Ronaldo..not even close

  • @dattatreyapujar4068
    @dattatreyapujar4068 3 года назад +77

    When Zlatan wakes up, the Sun rises 🌞

    • @ric2840
      @ric2840 3 года назад

      hahaha, underrated comment, til now

    • @nosignal1309
      @nosignal1309 Год назад

      Wow I can do that too

  • @nacmed
    @nacmed 6 лет назад +364

    When zlatan does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up , he's pushing the earth down .

    • @danfors1333
      @danfors1333 6 лет назад +25

      That's why he moved to USA. It was to dangerous having both Chuck Norris and Zlatan pushing the earth from opposite directions. Would have caused earth quakes, volcanic eruptions and and tsunamis.

    • @ronnieeshukla7757
      @ronnieeshukla7757 6 лет назад +1

      And then pulling it back too.....😆😆😆😆

    • @maxafshar
      @maxafshar 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 6 лет назад +1

      Actually thats what happens . Its physics . Its true. When we are walking we are actuallying pushing down on earth and earth pushes us upwards.

    • @duxberry1958
      @duxberry1958 6 лет назад

      i fort he was drilling for oil ...

  • @emmanuelugwunne321
    @emmanuelugwunne321 3 года назад +12

    Both a great scorer and a scorer of great goals. I mean this guy has the best football control and precision ever. GOAT.

  • @mihaiflorea5365
    @mihaiflorea5365 4 года назад +33

    He makes football beautiful and magic...what a talent....

  • @saurabhchhabra9519
    @saurabhchhabra9519 Год назад +28

    When sun wakes up Zaltan rises

  • @hansolofthiderman2719
    @hansolofthiderman2719 6 лет назад +88

    No one does it like he does, no one !! And the goal against England, look at his face when he is laying in the air, he never takes his eyes of that ball because he knows its good ! Signed , sealed , and delivered !! Unique move by a magician !! And the world-cup want be the same without him...... Zlatan Ibrahimovic, a living legend.......Cheers....

    • @ronanenen8225
      @ronanenen8225 6 лет назад +1

      I think you want to say "world cup wont be the same without him..."

    • @crronaldo-cz8bt
      @crronaldo-cz8bt 6 лет назад

      gay

    • @hotelsantana3048
      @hotelsantana3048 5 лет назад

      Messi does

    • @ramin1888
      @ramin1888 5 лет назад

      Exactly agree 💪🏻💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻👌🏻😘

  • @arunbiju2960
    @arunbiju2960 5 лет назад +287

    I dont want the video,i am here for zlatan comments😂

  • @MaxPags
    @MaxPags 6 лет назад +1444

    Zlatan Facts :
    1 - When he was 10 years old, Zlatan decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.
    2 - Zlatan lost his virginity even before his parents.
    3 - One day Zlatan did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.
    4 - When Zlatan was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.
    5 - When Zlatan goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.
    Manchester United - The father's name of Zlatan is Zlatan Junior.
    7 - One day Zlatan passed a red light and the police stopped his car. Zlatan charged the police.
    8 - Zlatan helped the nurses when he was born.
    9 - Zlatan never lies. The truth is what is wrong.
    Chelsea - When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Zlatan.
    11- Oxygen needs Zlatan to survive.
    12 - It is impossible for Zlatan to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Zlatan.
    13 - In school teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Zlatan.
    14 - One day Zlatan missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.
    15 - One day Zlatan arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early
    16 - It's not Zlatan that doesn't deserve to win the Golden Ball. It's the Golden Ball that doesn't deserve to win Zlatan.
    17- One day Zlatan taught a child to run. Nowadays this child is called Usain Bolt.
    18- Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird.
    19- Zlatan doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
    20- Some people wear Superman pyjamas.
    Superman wears a Zlatan pyjama.
    21- Zlatan does not get wet, it is water that Zlatans.
    22 - Zlatan makes onions cry.
    23- When Mark Zukerberg created Facebook he already had a friend request from Zlatan.
    24- Zlatan doesn’t scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
    25- Zlatan beat Mona Lisa in a staring
    competition.
    26- Zlatan gmail account is gmail @zlatan. com

    • @numerouno7048
      @numerouno7048 6 лет назад +5

      Max. Pags 😜😜😜😜

    • @yianpap6093
      @yianpap6093 6 лет назад +4

      lmao

    • @sksab991
      @sksab991 6 лет назад +50

      i liked the last one LOL

    • @arvindkadam6709
      @arvindkadam6709 6 лет назад +9

      Asad Ahmed copy paste

    • @Pilosoposporo
      @Pilosoposporo 6 лет назад +34

      28 - FIFA video games received many complaints of auto-winning when gamers played Zlatan. It wasn't a glitch.

  • @adamgetzendanner
    @adamgetzendanner 2 года назад +7

    He’s the greatest thing to happen in sports. Not just his play but his sense of humor.

  • @mojok7070
    @mojok7070 6 лет назад +443

    My Zlatan facts:
    1. On Zlatan's calendar there is no April 1st because nothing fools Zlatan
    2. One day Zlatan went to a boxing gym and started kicking a punch bag since then it's been called kickboxing
    3. In poker only two hands can beat a Royal Flush. Zlatan's left hand and Zlatan's right hand
    4. When Zlatan was a kid and he wasn't at home he hired a baby sitter for his parents
    5. During a shootout Zlatan ran out of ammo. He used the bullets that were shot in his body to reload
    6. Zlatan once stepped onto quicksand. The quicksand couldn't escape and it drowned
    7. In biblical times God told his followers to call him Zlatan
    8. When Zlatan was a in his teens during Christmas he use to dress up as Santa to surprise his parents
    9. It's known that Zlatan died along time but Death is too scared to collect his soul
    10. If the movie 300 had Zlatan it would be called "1"
    11. Before a team joins Zlatan he sends scouts to watch that team play
    12. Thanos once asked Zlatan could he use his kidney stones for his gauntlet since then Thanos became a God
    13. When Zlatan summons a Genie he granted the Genie three wishes
    14. Zlatan once won a game of Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun

    • @mariosandro7635
      @mariosandro7635 6 лет назад +5

      EXTRA.

    • @johnny9000
      @johnny9000 5 лет назад +11

      The Zlatan bible. The new testament

    • @tjfrye11
      @tjfrye11 5 лет назад +27

      When thanos snapped his fingers the gauntlet tried erasing zlatan, but instead zlatan erased the gauntlet

    • @jcampbell07
      @jcampbell07 5 лет назад +1

      #9

    • @nagendraraman6410
      @nagendraraman6410 4 года назад

      #10

  • @colesons
    @colesons 4 года назад +119

    when zlatan're born the doctor said "congrats it's a man"

    • @sillyjay8322
      @sillyjay8322 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidpop6100
    @davidpop6100 6 лет назад +145

    We shoulda changed the eiffel tower for a Zlatan statue. Smartest player ever seen

  • @keeperiigil-gamingislife-6174
    @keeperiigil-gamingislife-6174 3 года назад +41

    When Zlatan excersices With push ups, he moves the world.

  • @maxenriquegonzales5793
    @maxenriquegonzales5793 6 лет назад +27

    For sure, one of the best players in the world. Not only now! Ever!

  • @helpmehit100subscribersfor5
    @helpmehit100subscribersfor5 5 лет назад +60

    3:22 there is a naked guy lol

  • @Ankit_OG
    @Ankit_OG 4 года назад +54

    Zlatan didn't go to school on two days those days are now known as Saturday and Sunday

  • @xilenshot123
    @xilenshot123 3 года назад +109

    4:09 zlatan walked on pool in just two weeks after his injury.
    after 3 weeks he walked on water just like jesus

  • @creamychicken5394
    @creamychicken5394 5 лет назад +19

    Whatever people say I'm watching football from more than 20 years and I never saw any player with better skills than zlatan

    • @juliusvf
      @juliusvf 4 года назад +2

      Been watching for 40 years and I agree. Absolutely amazing player.

  • @goivanijony8002
    @goivanijony8002 6 лет назад +21

    Amazing. I watched him play ever since he was on Ajax I fell in with with his game. I have been a fan and followed him ever since. I always pick his teams when playing FIFA now that he came to California I have a chance to go see him in person live I can't wait.

    • @rickylovesyou9063
      @rickylovesyou9063 6 лет назад +1

      GoivaniJony he wasn't that good on ajax, in fact he was just strong and average. Juve made him

    • @goivanijony8002
      @goivanijony8002 6 лет назад +3

      Ricky Loves You yes true but i watch small teams medium teams and big teams alike from eastern europe weatern europe turkey some saudi Arabian teams...i love watvhing players grow and usually i can tell way before qhose going to be a star...keepypir eyes on ianis hagi george hagi son!!!! He will be another legend like hagi was.

    • @omarbennejma96
      @omarbennejma96 6 лет назад

      GoivaniJony You are a true football fan

    • @manveru666
      @manveru666 6 лет назад

      His total goal/game ratio in Ajax was higher than in Juve. To be fair he exploded in Inter.

  • @abohsukampret
    @abohsukampret 4 года назад +54

    Ronaldo: "God sent me to this world to so I can grace you all with my gift of football."
    Zlatan: "I don't remember sending anybody."

  • @gubboyy
    @gubboyy 4 года назад +8

    Please don't retire from this football World 🙏🙏🙏😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥 please still like a 🦁 king 👑🔥❤️

  • @TheLineCutter
    @TheLineCutter 6 лет назад +484

    Even Messi will never make the goals Ibra has made. Ibra is the longsword swordsman, and Messi the expert samurai(he'll make the move/hit before his opponents raise their sword). Except Ibra can throw his sword from 50 yards and hit the bullseye. Truly a legend.

    • @thehelperofyoutube
      @thehelperofyoutube 6 лет назад +25

      finsclapping because Messi hasn't the physical to do the same goal of Ibra. But overall Messi is better that him (ibra said that too)

    • @waxfifty400
      @waxfifty400 6 лет назад +13

      The Videogamer messi took growth hormones.

    • @reyalexisjelly
      @reyalexisjelly 6 лет назад +2

      Can’t Messi dribble the ball between more than 5 opponents

    • @dusica1904
      @dusica1904 6 лет назад +2

      finsclapping Dude you are legend. 😂😂😂Great comment and perfect description of Zlatan.

    • @palel
      @palel 6 лет назад +16

      Valid point. BUT, Messi has only proven himself in La Liga. Zlatan has won Eredivise, La Liga, Serie A(with three different teams) and Ligue 1. Messi likes it in his safe zone, and he's unbeatable there. But how would he do in lets say Premier League? He's been shit (compared to himself in Barcelona) in international tournaments with Argentina.

  • @diydaveman
    @diydaveman 4 года назад +8

    This guy has made the most incredible goals I have ever seen! WOW! FREAKING WOW!

  • @filipc806
    @filipc806 6 лет назад +21

    This is the best player on the world greetings from Poland

  • @MrKaran1981
    @MrKaran1981 3 года назад +22

    Whenever I feel low I come to Zlatan comment section and it change my mood...it's like I get a laugh kick from
    Zlatan.... 😂😂

  • @goldigit
    @goldigit 5 лет назад +31

    Zuperhuman Legend And Totally Astonishing Ninja... ZLATAN

  • @thee_jetsetter208
    @thee_jetsetter208 6 лет назад +2812

    Oxygen needs zlatan to survive

  • @paulabhishek8753
    @paulabhishek8753 4 года назад +78

    When Zlatan became 18 his parents moved out

  • @Nobody-tu5wt
    @Nobody-tu5wt 3 года назад +21

    When Zlatan goes out in the noon at summer,sun creams itself so it won't burn

    • @ch33ze0g
      @ch33ze0g 3 года назад

      I think that joke got away from you a bit

    • @solmoman
      @solmoman 3 года назад

      @@ch33ze0g wehn zloskan gont under wattar the fishk walk upon land bc they dnt burn

  • @wesleyjohnson7562
    @wesleyjohnson7562 5 лет назад +86

    "Ever since I move to USA, everyone speaks about this Chuck Norris... Who is he?"
    ~ Zlatan

    • @ezequielcastro1186
      @ezequielcastro1186 5 лет назад +6

      Zlatan has never seen chuck norris because chuck norris hides from zlatan

  • @marioff1504
    @marioff1504 6 лет назад +60

    My favourite football player is Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He's awesome :D

  • @jaiprabakaran3599
    @jaiprabakaran3599 4 года назад +278

    When Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, Zlatan already stuck the Sweden flag up there

    • @damienhorvat458
      @damienhorvat458 4 года назад +2

      Bosnian flag

    • @jaymxu
      @jaymxu 4 года назад +4

      *Swedish

    • @damienhorvat458
      @damienhorvat458 4 года назад +1

      Zlatan is from Bosnia he just grew up in Sweden

    • @jaiprabakaran3599
      @jaiprabakaran3599 4 года назад +6

      @@damienhorvat458 bruv he was born in Malmo in Sweden. Go check his biography

    • @damienhorvat458
      @damienhorvat458 4 года назад

      Okay I am wrong maybe but he is bosnian

  • @dylanmcmahon
    @dylanmcmahon Год назад +28

    bold of you to say Zlatan has a weak foot. both feet are strong

  • @cerebralchaos93
    @cerebralchaos93 4 года назад +23

    4:25 is the best goal ever. Cant deny that.

    • @Agent-ik1ui
      @Agent-ik1ui 3 года назад

      It was the goal of the year

  • @lolyes713
    @lolyes713 6 лет назад +67

    Zlatan the legend👇

  • @durgeshkumar-sy6rt
    @durgeshkumar-sy6rt 5 лет назад +49

    "LIONS DO NOT RECOVER LIKE HUMAN"
    YEAAAAAAH

  • @girishahegade2366
    @girishahegade2366 2 года назад +29

    Once Zlatan counted till infinity , He did it twice 🙂

  • @golmaal138
    @golmaal138 5 лет назад +462

    Zlatan once farted. It created a massive hole in the ozone layer.

  • @jameslesperance1
    @jameslesperance1 5 лет назад +79

    Reporter: “zlatan tell me about your performance”
    Zlatan: “you smell”

  • @airdior5097
    @airdior5097 6 лет назад +42

    10 Impossible things that only football did in Zlatan

  • @Angel-O369
    @Angel-O369 3 года назад +14

    Ibra does not have a weak foot.
    The weak foot has Ibra and that makes it invincible.