You're Not a Psycho, You're a Revolutionary
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- Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025
- Jen and Pumps are back it, reading some of the juiciest lies ever told by users on Reddit.
Jennifer has had it with those claiming to miss the 'good old days' because we all know the only thing they miss is the ability to openly be a d**k and not get called out for it. Pumps shares a dating story with the listeners that ends in her throwing a glass of water on a mans crotch in a packed restaurant.
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What a quote! “Do you know how miserable you have to be to oppose other people being happy that has no effect on you?” 🚀
🤦♀️ I know, right?
I've started clapping in with Pumps. I'm clearly radicalized.
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I'm too
I LOVE how Jen and Pumps call people out without giving a shit…it makes my f**king day!!😂
The way memaw smile, nod & close her eyes when Jessica started talkin bout pickleball is all of us. Had it.
I grew up a minister's daughter....I spent 5 days a week in church from the time I was born to the time I left home at 19 years. I can tell you why they cut you off with their car. Because they just paid to have their ego stroked being told for 2 hours that they are special, entitled, perfect, and superior in god's eyes. So it has nothing to do with assuaging guilt, it has to do with never having to feel guilt.
Oh damn. That is wild but you ain't wronnnnng
As a woman raised in the deep South,, I was dragged to about 30-some-odd baby showers before I was even able to ovulate. 3 straight hours of buttermints and baby food tasting games and stories about "surprise episiotomies" several times a year, and somehow they're all shocked that I got my tubes tied.
Tubes tied destroys pelvic floor :(
So do babies🤦🏻♀️
@@cassandrashelton3690 yes,tissues do stretch,but not as definite surgical incision.
@@rochcarothers-ts3jxWtf are you talking about?? Being pregnant twice nearly destroyed my pelvic floor, having my tubes tied did nothing but give me shorter periods and the absolutely euphoric feeling of knowing I would never get pregnant again. Stop spreading lies.
@@HollyLiana Yes,my term was loose,but you slice thru supporting tissues.If this helps?Thank you.(edit)yes,on correct terms but irreparable damage is still done,no matter what it is named.
I always put on podcasts to fall asleep but I straight up can’t fall asleep to this one because I’m laughing so hard. Absolute fire content ladies keep up the good work
Yes absolutely right when you get into your 50s you realize you don't give any fucks anymore ! I do love that feeling❤
“We don’t want to survive” 🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE it when Angie laughs. She has the most contagious, just great laugh. The way she throws her head all the way back. She is absolutely adorbs. I'm a little obsessed.
"I won all 7 games" "I was desperate for that information" 😂
the way i cackledddd love me some jessica and meemaw banter 😭😂😂
At my baby shower about 30% of the people did not bother to look at my registry. I appreciate the thought but I don’t need crib bumpers & a snow suit. If someone is going to ignore the registry, get diapers!
I am so sick of putting on a front to go along with the people I'm around. I have done that my whole life and still do at times because it is exhausting arguing about stuff. I rarely socialize anymore. I do enjoy some good company, but it's just hard to find I guess. The whole not liking being in a group thing is something I totally relate too.
I hear you... home alone has it plus points.
I have just stopped putting on a front and I am better for it. Problem is my family is full of extroverts who love people so they can't understand my need to be away from the BS. The judgements never end, but I'm no longer wasting my energy trying to justify my life. No is a complete sentence.
The bit about Brenda's bald eagle patriotism was just too damn funny.
As a Texan and I start feeling really bad about my state I just look up and see Oklahoma!! 😂 and I feel a tad better. Love you ladies.
that person's post about being a "psycho" just sounds like what it's like to be autistic and learning other people's mannerisms to fit in, learning how to "mask". everything is a performance and i don't understand the rules of this weird game! i'm autistic and i relate to you two a lot so maybe there's something for ya'll to look into.
Nah I think they're just over people🤣 But my son is autistic and my first thought was masking. That person might want to look into a diagnosis.
I was just going to say that, high masking autism sounds so like that. My experience as being autistic and high masking, social interaction is very much learning the appropriate things to do and say and i become like a chameleon to fit into situations i dont enjoy. It is psychologically normal to feel like you change who you are in certain situations, but neurotypical people typically dont change who they are with individual people and they normally inately know the appropriate social ques and behaviours.
Do you think Jen will realize that “she didn’t see any MeeMaws” at Chicken and Pickle cause SHE might be the MeeMaw
😂😂😂
Jen is my spirit animal ...i love how she stated she makes her money , pays her own way and doesn't need a man ... that's why i love this podcast ...women who can stand on their own ...we are here !
My daughter’s “imaginary” friend was Jimmy Swaggart. She LOVED watching his show. She would sit and watch, getting more and more excited as it wore on, because she KNEW he would start crying soon. The kid used that preacher as a tool for getting treats at the store. We’d be getting groceries and she would say “Mum, can I have a chocolate bar? Jimmy wants me to get a chocolate bar.” If I didn’t respond or said no, she’d say “Jimmy’s gonna cry if you don’t give me a chocolate bar. He’s gonna start crying right here!” Little psycho. 😂
"VAMOS!" That entire story killed me
I'm a rogue gift giver and you can't stop me! 😂
I had a friend who worked in IT at this really big manufacturing company and everyone knew that all emails were monitored, especially those with attachments.... Part of his job was to review attachments to make sure people weren't sending out company secrets... one woman was consistently sending out nude pictures to her lovers... he asked if he should tell her so she would know that people in the company can see them and hopefully she would stop..i told him yes cuz she really may not be aware... she then started sending the nude pictures directly to him and then he had to report it and she ended up being fired
“you’ve got two things going for you: youth and lesbianism” 😂 i’ve never felt more seen😭. great episode ladies! keep slaying girlies! vamos
I’m Canadian with an American husband and you two are hilarious!We watch you a lot!I’d survive an apocalypse and I’d have those 🐝 alphabatizing my dehydrated rations 😂😂
i never skip the hot shit tour ad because i love pumps trying to keep it together in the background 🤣
I hope all 3 of these women know how iconic they are.
I have to admit that I am that person who buys off the registry. However, it’s because no one ever registers for baby nail files or nail clippers and after my Demon clawed baby ripped me open with her nails I know other moms needed them. Plus hospitals in our area don’t provide them for you
The times when you thought things were simple was when you were a child and had no responsibilities, job, bills. You did not watch the news and you played all day.
Sending love, shared frustration and IDGAF from Texas.
I can feel this is gonna be my podcast
that was my first thought when i started watching months ago
I so relate to that Reddit repost. I’ve wondered the same thing regarding being a psycho. But age has made me realize that I’m an extroverted introvert. I work in retail and really enjoy helping customers and have some lovely conversations. But after 8 hours of that, I just want to go home and be alone. I don’t even try to have actual relationships anymore (except with husband and kids). Alone is my happy place.
Discovered y'all a few months ago. You two girls are fn absolutely fabulous. As a 64 year old hippie, it's my opinion, this country would be much better with women like you writing legislation. Moreover, I sure hope y'all bring your Hot Shit tour to Minnesota.
As for mema, Pumps, you're smoking. Damn!
GK in Minnesota
The “Vamos!” Scream by Jennifer after every point during pickleball, bilingual queen.
23:11 - Vapid!!! How have I lived over 45 years WITHOUT knowing the word VAPID!!!! Thank you Jennifer for teaching me a new word that I love and will use consistently when things are Vapid. ❤😂🤷🏻♀️
Living for you ladies! Oh you make me laugh.😂
Jen DELICIOUS COOKIES/FOOD will ALWAYS trump INSTAGRAM photo ready/aesthetic made garbage pretending to be eatable. I LOVE YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT ❤❤❤❤
Great IHIP sesh. Re the guy who knows everyone’s secrets at work .. I used to sit next to the work Accountant who processed all the Partners’ hotel bills so he knew which Partner had accessed porn. No prizes for guessing .. it was the Christian dude. As we know from Moses Mike .. they’re obsessed!
I don’t think any of those mean tweets or comments could be what those people really think. These ladies are so adorable. How could anyone have bad things to say unless they are just kidding ??
Can we get a pickleball counter for Jen? So every time she says pickleball she gets a point..
I just take a shot, LoL, it's a fun game
I’ve finally found my people! Jennifer and “Fuck Me Pumps” bring the hilarity to reality. I have Fucking Had It with paying for other people’s life choices. The birthdays, wedding showers, destination bachelorette parties, then a destination wedding, plus a gift of money to pay for their honeymoon. Then when they decide to bring an entitled, spoiled “precious life” into the world everyone else has to pay for the supplies needed. My favorite is the second child baby shower because they didn’t get enough free shit the first time around. It used to be a couple moved from their parents’ home to their own home after marriage and gifts were supplied because the new couple had nothing. Now we have everything and still ask for more free shit. The best are friends who are well off and can afford to purchase everything they need but no, let’s shift the financial burden of our life choice on everyone else. It’s a stupid outdated past time and I’ve fucking had it! I am a SINK (single income no kids) who never wanted to procreate or be tied to a man/boy. It’s not like I get any of that money back to me. The biggest grift ever!!
ABSOLUTELY agree - right there with you on that...
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I knew people like that.
Well loved here in Dublin, Ireland, Pumps!!! Great pod 😂❤
My wedding shower gifts were nothing that we asked for! My (now EX) husband's family all went to a super cheap, no returns, big box store and bought all of our dishes. Not a single thing that we registered for. It was all UGLY and they laughed and laughed and said "You get what we want you to have!" So I was stuck with an entire kitchen of ugly kitchenware until we divorced, when I generously let him have it all 😂
26:49 they are regifting 😂
When Jen started talking about sugar daddies and said "I don't have a sugary daddy" I was so hoping she'd go with the iconic "I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go and get one, because I'm what? SICKENING!" but alas
Well said Jen, incredibly observant
The vending machines at the courthouse in my city are from at least the 90s. No exaggeration they probably had packs of cigarettes in them when they were first installed. But they still work lol
i love pumps so as much over pickleball as jen is with stanley cups hahahaha
i went to a baby shower and was boring and has nothing sweet there (very odd over here), was near by my house so me and my friends left early and made something for us to enjoy
PUMPS keep wearing clothes with colour. You shine in them. ❤ the Lime Pants ❤
"The Rogue Gift Giver" is a possible Larry David skit.....btw, I bought a copy of Disappointing Affirmations after see the episode with Dave Tarnowski. Everybody loves it.
you ladies are too funny... Youd be fun peeps to have coffee with on a Saturday morning, could listen to you for ages.
I JUST had to go to a baby shower last weekend; this was perfect timing 😂
Before moving to the US I didn’t really know that baby showers exist 😂 Celebration spirit is definitely big here
'I make my own funking money' YES JENNIFER!!!
Hell yeah!
“Uh,uh patriot” 😂😂😂
Jennifer was 1000/10 in this episode!😂😂
7:00 oh Jen, it’s the holiest of days! After church, the parishioners are letting Jesus take the wheel on the way to Sunday brunch.
one of the few things i remember from my gerontology course is that old people love pickleball 🤣 my professor talked about her games every class session
Love your videos! I really think we need to be focusing more attention on Countering Voter Intimidation Tactics and The Polls/Poll Workers' Safety. Maybe suggesting a "buddy system" to go vote with and more Democratic Presence to stand out there with the gun toting nazi intimidators to show we're not scared and we're not going anywhere. It's going to be a lot worse this year, especially in the swing states. Thanks.
You ladies are great. I particularly enjoy your liberal use of the word fuck. 😂🥰
Yes - why is Girls Night a thing … I’m SINK and am more social actually BUT - I don’t need “girl” time that I think a lot of wives/Mom’s think they need to define as an excuse to go out … And, I don’t find them particularly extra fun when it’s all women out …
Me-Mawdeling
It was never better. I grew up in the 50’s. I may not like some things now but it wasn’t better then.
I believe the rogue gift givers are re-gifting some crap they got and didn’t want and now can fob it off on somebody else
Labor and delivery stories are the worst! I once had a friend who showed me pictures! Honest to God! It was awful!
Great show ladies, thx
Oh my god the story about the IT guy! I mean holy crap 😮😎👍
Lmao 😂. Thanks, needed that.
A lot of people think they can get away with watching porn or whatever on their phone at work but don’t think about the fact that they’re using the work Wi-Fi.
Got my ass haded to me by a Memaw during an intense corn hole tournament last summer 😮 I’ll be ready for her this year, She’s going down , Thank you for inspiring me every day ! ❤
“Let’s do it for America!” Lol reminds me of that one song in Grease 2 😂
Go get 'em!!
You two are Absolutely Fabulous
That guy pretending being australian and NOW wants to tell his girlfriend...kinda psycopath imo
The only thing that was better then was the music. I’m 70 and PROGRESSIVE. Looking forward.
If you think baby shower delivery stories are too much, try being a woman there who doesn't have, nor want, children. I can't remember how many times over the years I had to listen to all the delivery stories, which, being a farm girl, wasn't so bad. But, most of the time I would also have to deal with women hounding me about having children. Some women don't want children or maybe can't have children. I'll be excited for you to grow your family as you want. Let me live my life as I want. 🤔
Bald eagle beaver lmao 14:55
LMAO!!! I love you guys!!! Best pod-cast on utube!!!
Pump’s misadventures! hahaha
Baby showers where people talk about giving birth to babies?! That's unreal and deeply upsetting.
Baby showers are where you talk about who's shagging who behind their partner's back, and the best ways to dissolve the flesh off the bones of your victims. Anything related to babies at a baby shower is deeply inappropriate.
I need a tote bag from you guys
I agree that people have been and still are being controlled. The controllers feed off of fear and misery, so they don't want people to be happy or loving.
I was hopping Jessica quote shangelas suggar daddy dialogue 😢
Thanks for the “Holy Thursday “.
Full reality cultural representation in the usa
Jenn said “I don’t have a sugar daddy, I’ve never had a sugar daddy….”😂
This podcast is for the girls who came home from school and watched Ellen, I am included
We need "John 7:93" merch IMMEDIATELY
27:28 im a nurse, and seeing a birth in my nursing school made me childfree 😂
Was there a LifeChurch bumper sticker on the back of the BMW that cut you off Sunday?
I'm fine with being a lone wolf, I mind my own business and Live My Life. Less stress is best.
Pumps drinks the same beverage as Sydney Powell.
Amen to the "ME MA" effect, I am 68 years old and that is true. I don't give a flying fuck what other people think of me.
Amen, sister!!
Remember invisible friends?
How could you trust somebody who lied to you about who they were for two years. That's just a terrible idea.
End of the work,dates,baby showers I was wondering if they have came up with different games these times to play when one attends a baby shower
The music was definitely better in the 50s and 60s.
Big breakfast sounds like a sociopath! Yikes! But then again a sociopath wouldn’t reveal that.
NOT THE BALD EAGLE VIBRATOR!!!
Just listening to Pumps say "The arm goes up, grabs the drink and slides it into your little hole" made me need to rewind it to listen more closely lol
I live in Texas, and I'm so tempted to drive to the Oklahoma City Chicken N Pickle just to watch Jen play 😂 I feel like that's borderline creepy, but I would just be a fan on the sideline 😅
When are we getting ihip news Trump’s King James Version 😭
I can not wait !