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  • Опубликовано: 9 авг 2023
  • You came to a comedy show in your uniform???
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  • @4Ever_2Eternitii
    @4Ever_2Eternitii 11 месяцев назад +461

    He aint got no business being this funny 😂😂😂

  • @Hugo-Hernandez
    @Hugo-Hernandez 11 месяцев назад +369

    I love seeing Syd, he freaking hilarious. As a Army Veteran he had me dying with the “Go to bed, Go to war”

    • @710combatvet4
      @710combatvet4 11 месяцев назад +1

      It shouldn’t because he’s talking about Iraq him he’s talking to a major that’s never deployed

    • @Hugo-Hernandez
      @Hugo-Hernandez 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@710combatvet4
      Yeah I caught that too. I had to zoom in because I taught he was a E1 Private for a second. Then I was like No deployment patch.

    • @710combatvet4
      @710combatvet4 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Hugo-Hernandez new world we live in when majors don’t have any deployments lol

    • @Hugo-Hernandez
      @Hugo-Hernandez 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@710combatvet4
      I know right, even if he is a POG with 19 years in. Not even one deployment.

  • @whyydee
    @whyydee 11 месяцев назад +249

    Sidney has quickly become the MVP of chocolate Sundays

    • @sirconvo9725
      @sirconvo9725 11 месяцев назад

      Some good ones on here too 😂

    • @airpegasus5167
      @airpegasus5167 11 месяцев назад +6

      I would say Blaq Ron & K- Dubb but it’s close

    • @mathewserrano2262
      @mathewserrano2262 11 месяцев назад +1

      “With his hands. With his hands.” 😂

    • @Nala-xf6rz
      @Nala-xf6rz 11 месяцев назад

      @@airpegasus5167 Word. Black Ron still out here lol

  • @elliscofield9756
    @elliscofield9756 11 месяцев назад +147

    This dude is a master at improv. 😂😂😂
    I was saying the same thing when he was talking about the Mexican dude who didn’t want to say where he was from.

  • @mr.andersin8901
    @mr.andersin8901 11 месяцев назад +136

    He want the military discount and props!! Thank you for your service!!😂😂😂😂

    • @miram2053
      @miram2053 11 месяцев назад

      Facts😂

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 11 месяцев назад +64

    “Go to bed”
    “Go to war!”
    Dead😂😂😂😂

    • @casandraogoe8394
      @casandraogoe8394 10 месяцев назад +4

      That part had me dying with laughter 😂

    • @1hxmiebg
      @1hxmiebg 8 месяцев назад

      @@casandraogoe8394i done rewind that part 20 times

  • @Bylug706
    @Bylug706 11 месяцев назад +57

    Wearing military uniform to any non military event is wild

    • @ZahJen
      @ZahJen 5 месяцев назад +7

      Facts! My instructor drilled it into us not to wear our uniform outside of work. I got into the habit of changing before leaving base

    • @valentinvazquez965
      @valentinvazquez965 5 месяцев назад +10

      Definitely wanted attention 😂😂

    • @LeolovelifeLL
      @LeolovelifeLL Месяц назад +1

      Quit. It all goes to genocide and thievery of resources and slavery from the poor countries. ​@@ZahJen

  • @ashleybcookin
    @ashleybcookin 11 месяцев назад +14

    “Defend this pssy “ 😂😂😂
    They gonna go home and try that sht 🤣

  • @IsHeARealOneVadaRealMC
    @IsHeARealOneVadaRealMC 11 месяцев назад +86

    Sydney has always been funny but he’s a great example of getting better with consistent practice. He’s getting sharper and sharper and his timing is impeccable. Keep growing Sydney!

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
    @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 11 месяцев назад +20

    Go to bed, "I said go to war🤣🤣😆

  • @MugenNiFukuzatsuna
    @MugenNiFukuzatsuna 11 месяцев назад +57

    Man, every one of his jokes is landing.

  • @jammon_point8418
    @jammon_point8418 11 месяцев назад +18

    "He been telling me stories some nigga told him"💀💀😭

  • @dkingboss
    @dkingboss 11 месяцев назад +32

    😂 I’m so institutionalized I can’t get over that he kept saying hoorah and dude is Army 🤣

  • @Alexz_Archivz
    @Alexz_Archivz 11 месяцев назад +23

    Thats amazing how Castillo can make his whole set just on noticing this Soldier in the crowd!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 11 месяцев назад +47

    I’d pay top dollar to see Sydney 👏🏾👏🏾😂😂

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  11 месяцев назад +6

      well come thru!

    • @butyoucancallmesam
      @butyoucancallmesam 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@ChocolateSundaesAnd make sure you just charge them top dollar. 😂

  • @Swish_God
    @Swish_God 11 месяцев назад +10

    Go to bed... GO TO WAR!😤😭🤣😂

  • @WinfordM
    @WinfordM 11 месяцев назад +28

    😂 Sydney out of control 😂

  • @dance4life1208
    @dance4life1208 11 месяцев назад +34

    He is too good at this 😂😂😂

  • @Phoenix250
    @Phoenix250 11 месяцев назад +30

    Syd made me grab my inhaler again! 😂 Love his growth as a comedian, man! 👍🏽

    • @joey8033
      @joey8033 9 месяцев назад

      aye he made you grab your what now 😭😭😭

  • @everythingdana9322
    @everythingdana9322 11 месяцев назад +34

    Ok I'm ready for a 2 to 3 hour arena sold out concert. This dude never misses.

  • @Shebznfn
    @Shebznfn 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love sydney so much literally the first 30 seconds instant tears, the energy he brings even on a whim is amazing. Im excited to see his career grow and develop! Never stop!

  • @gjwilliams4098
    @gjwilliams4098 11 месяцев назад +4

    Plot twist: that dude is in the reserves and just got back from drill😂

  • @purplebirdm1258
    @purplebirdm1258 11 месяцев назад +4

    Let a e4 do this shit. Everyone in his command will be getting emails and a whole OPSEC briefing 😐

  • @rlevy13
    @rlevy13 11 месяцев назад +6

    Not him pulling that out his back pocket 😂😂😂

  • @loveheals6184
    @loveheals6184 11 месяцев назад +16

    Sydney Castillo is phenomenally sharp and impressively hilarious. I need this brother to get the international acclaim and financial wealth commensurate with that.

    • @blanco7873
      @blanco7873 9 месяцев назад +1

      What a great word I’ve learnt today! ‘commensurate’ 😅 I agree!

    • @loveheals6184
      @loveheals6184 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@blanco7873 AYYYYEEEE 🙌🏿💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿 You sound like me when I learn a word that fits into conversations I'm having like a jigsaw piece. 😀

  • @jerrysmith8899
    @jerrysmith8899 8 месяцев назад +4

    Sydney is a comic genius. That proud soldier came out with his lady and had no idea he would be the headliner for laughs and he enjoyed every minute of it. 😂😂😂😂

  • @d_range211
    @d_range211 11 месяцев назад +52

    Was the military member planted because this is awesome impromptu 😂.

    • @TroyPatterson310
      @TroyPatterson310 11 месяцев назад +18

      Good comedians can improv 🤷‍♂️

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  11 месяцев назад +16

      nah we don't ever plant anything. the jokes write themselves 😂

  • @LunchboxLex
    @LunchboxLex 11 месяцев назад +3

    2:21 wayment!!! She said I'on know bout Ryan but he damn sure save my privates? Is this the convo around the house? 😂😂😂😂

  • @YellaDragon11
    @YellaDragon11 11 месяцев назад +12

    That’s very cool he went to your show in his uniform and he wasn’t in the Reserves haha

  • @chasefluellen5322
    @chasefluellen5322 8 месяцев назад +2

    Go to bed go to war is crazy 😂😂

  • @whoareyou5278
    @whoareyou5278 11 месяцев назад +8

    It’s simply, I see Syd, Iwatch and laugh. Always killer Sydney!

  • @CURTMAYNE
    @CURTMAYNE 11 месяцев назад +9

    Bro Sydney ain't no joke LOL I can't stop laughing !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Regular-Sized
    @Regular-Sized 11 месяцев назад +7

    Telling yo daddy to go to war is WILD 😭

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster 11 месяцев назад +5

    Let me find out hes on staff duty😂😂😂

  • @mrmacho41
    @mrmacho41 11 месяцев назад +2

    That Major aint killing noooobody. He is in S3 making OPORDS.😂

  • @itsvictorializzy
    @itsvictorializzy 11 месяцев назад +1

    His wife on the way home, “I told you to change🙄.”

  • @deeanneminthorn
    @deeanneminthorn 11 месяцев назад +7

    Syd never fails to make me laugh!!

  • @SpekksHOA
    @SpekksHOA 8 месяцев назад

    “Go to bed, go to war!” 😂😂😂

  • @kamaallowen5824
    @kamaallowen5824 11 месяцев назад +2

    "Go to bed"
    "GO TO WAR"😅

  • @adamrivera2499
    @adamrivera2499 8 месяцев назад +3

    After a very frustrating day I just gotta day thank u syd for always making me laugh I hope ur career goes where u want it to

  • @nore_1395
    @nore_1395 11 месяцев назад +9

    This is probably the same type of officer that’ll give you a 6105 for missing an OPSEC class 🤣🤣🤣

    • @FancySeeingYouHere
      @FancySeeingYouHere 11 месяцев назад +3

      4856? I’m going to assume a 6105 is a developmental counseling form for another branch

    • @nore_1395
      @nore_1395 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@FancySeeingYouHere kind of it’s still punishment, usmc wise it’s one step under NJP. A lot better than NJP but can still hurt promotions, billets, etc.

  • @Reeses710
    @Reeses710 2 месяца назад

    Lmao, Sydney is insanely hilarious!! 🤣😂

  • @ryzegod9129
    @ryzegod9129 11 месяцев назад +8

    Sydney so funny man 😂😂😂😂

  • @producedbyfieri
    @producedbyfieri 10 месяцев назад +1

    nah this man is naturally funny off the dome

  • @randybarnes4440
    @randybarnes4440 10 месяцев назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 my dad was in the Air Fforce and he was the same way 🤣🤣🤣 uniform wherever we went 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @SmootholdGuy
    @SmootholdGuy 11 месяцев назад +8

    Sydney did it again. Funny as ever. He works the crowd and kills it every time he does it. I gotta be that guy though. Homie was massively out of regs being in a public setting in full battle dress uniform. If it isn't a store run or official military biz, you wear your civilian clothes. If a superior saw this, that would be a problem.
    It's a precaution against any situation that puts that serviceman or his fellow soilders at risk.

  • @rockinwitit
    @rockinwitit 8 месяцев назад +1

    Omgggg I'm crying 💀🤣🤣

  • @vonversace
    @vonversace 11 месяцев назад +1

    Lovit
    Respect to all man/woman serving. BigUps!

  • @MezzySpliffETP
    @MezzySpliffETP 8 месяцев назад +1

    Aye he needa be in movies and shit 😂😂

  • @scentertainment10
    @scentertainment10 11 месяцев назад +4

    Man this was hilarious and totally imprive....had me rollin

  • @Alexz_Archivz
    @Alexz_Archivz 11 месяцев назад +2

    This man is a Major in the Army... it is mandatory ALL BRANCHES of military personel Enlisted and lower ranking Officers salute with man when coming into his presents! ...yes, all races must show respect, too!

  • @MicAssassin
    @MicAssassin 11 месяцев назад +6

    Watching Syd becoming a Future legend 💯 👑

  • @jones4753
    @jones4753 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m under attack 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RecreationalUseOnly
    @RecreationalUseOnly 11 месяцев назад +16

    He’s a Major in the Army and never deployed? Dude is a POG who never put his hands on no one 😂

    • @igotthejuicesucka7939
      @igotthejuicesucka7939 11 месяцев назад +4

      Lol wearing a deployment patch is not mandatory lol. It’s dudes who don’t wear shit then you see them in their blues decked out

    • @victoriousmuscle8632
      @victoriousmuscle8632 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@igotthejuicesucka7939 Considering that the Sir has his uniform on at the Comedy House, he ain't deployed. But then again, like Sydney said, that uniform on that time of night is saying don't F with me and mine.

    • @therealwhoopigoldberg
      @therealwhoopigoldberg 11 месяцев назад +1

      He better hope nobody in his CoC sees this.

    • @RecreationalUseOnly
      @RecreationalUseOnly 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@igotthejuicesucka7939 if a dude is gonna wear his uniform on OF BASE and in the civilian world, then they will DEFINITELY wear their deployment patch if they actually deployed. Of course it’s not mandatory.

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 11 месяцев назад +1

    He put him on full blast lol 😂

  • @1hxmiebg
    @1hxmiebg 8 месяцев назад +1

    Dad : Go to bed
    Sydney : Go To War
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aychbhomas6608
    @aychbhomas6608 11 месяцев назад +4

    You know how in basketball they call accurate shooters a "bucket?" Well Sydney is comedic bucket, a GUARANTEED laugh.

  • @fletcherlegardy7856
    @fletcherlegardy7856 11 месяцев назад +1

    Genius F-in love him LOL LOL LOL

  • @vellyderival7394
    @vellyderival7394 8 месяцев назад +1

    Yoo, I had real tears on this one

  • @MackMittenzTV
    @MackMittenzTV 11 месяцев назад

    Go to bed … “go to war” !!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂… them reservist soldiers hell lol

  • @ElEv8teMyMind
    @ElEv8teMyMind 11 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂Every ounce of this was funny!!!

  • @jhutchins118
    @jhutchins118 11 месяцев назад

    One of my personal favorites

  • @nawfr223
    @nawfr223 9 месяцев назад +1

    Go to war is crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @consuellamccoy5217
    @consuellamccoy5217 10 месяцев назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤my FACE HURT PLEASES SIR!!°😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dasugo
    @dasugo 11 месяцев назад +3

    i see sydney, i KNOW it will be hilarious.

  • @NineEight_Nine
    @NineEight_Nine 11 месяцев назад +1

    im cryin lol

  • @Slopp-vz6hi
    @Slopp-vz6hi 9 месяцев назад

    The military man look like the guy that was stocking diamond off players club or am I trippin? 😆🤣

  • @agnesstokes1078
    @agnesstokes1078 11 месяцев назад +2

    Crazy 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johndoe-mm6xu
    @johndoe-mm6xu 11 месяцев назад +15

    19 years without a combat patch is crazy.

    • @POFs_Tuxedomask
      @POFs_Tuxedomask 11 месяцев назад +2

      He probably just didn’t wanna wear em

    • @victoriousmuscle8632
      @victoriousmuscle8632 11 месяцев назад +3

      Nah. What's crazy is... he still got that uniform on that time of night off post!

    • @skytrooper8888
      @skytrooper8888 11 месяцев назад

      @@victoriousmuscle8632you know people work different times right . Also he’s a major he could of been at a conference 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @natturner1619
      @natturner1619 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@skytrooper8888No excuse, he is an attention seeking bitch.

    • @natturner1619
      @natturner1619 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@POFs_TuxedomaskBut he wanted to wear his whole ass uniform to a comedy show, but not the combat patch😂

  • @garciavashchino1
    @garciavashchino1 11 месяцев назад +2

    He's a Mayor!! BAMF right there!!!

  • @tujessie1258
    @tujessie1258 11 месяцев назад +1

    DAMN @SydneyCastillo !!

  • @kgmobilestudios
    @kgmobilestudios 11 месяцев назад +2

    He had me weak

  • @LongBeachAnt
    @LongBeachAnt 11 месяцев назад +2

    Sydney is fkn hilarious 😂😂

  • @tkmonte1908
    @tkmonte1908 11 месяцев назад +3

    By reading his uniform, this dude aint been to war either lol he is an officer so he is prob sits behind a desk all day. Just like we need cooks, we need them ppl too

  • @PorscheAbraham
    @PorscheAbraham 11 месяцев назад

    Yo! I shouldn’t b laughing this hard!! 😂😂

  • @OfficialRayJaxon
    @OfficialRayJaxon 11 месяцев назад

    "go to bed!"
    "Go to war!"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 11 месяцев назад +3

    Syd never misses😂

  • @MrQa215
    @MrQa215 20 дней назад

    Hilarious 😂

  • @CandyDreamzEnt
    @CandyDreamzEnt 11 месяцев назад

    Bro I love Syd

  • @miram2053
    @miram2053 11 месяцев назад

    Hilarious😂😂😂

  • @blackpalacemusic
    @blackpalacemusic 11 месяцев назад

    He dont miss!!!

  • @the_hoodkage
    @the_hoodkage 11 месяцев назад +5

    bro had to have known goin to a comedy in uniform would make him a roast target lol. i take my uniform off as soon as i get home 🤣

  • @Sydneyisfunny
    @Sydneyisfunny 11 месяцев назад

    I love y’all support. I hope y’all know that man!!! 💪🏾

  • @darksideon
    @darksideon 11 месяцев назад +2

    Saw Syd on Who's Got Jokes back in the day, and he was absolutely hilarious then too.

  • @NicholusMadonsela
    @NicholusMadonsela 10 месяцев назад

    "You got sand on your lip." 😅

  • @decamc1435
    @decamc1435 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is why I never tell anyone I was in the reserves 😂 smh

  • @zayzay542
    @zayzay542 11 месяцев назад

    Army veteran here I support this clip fr

  • @beardedelephant3023
    @beardedelephant3023 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bro I’m 💀 This set was hilarious. #reserves😂😂😂

  • @d0nwick97
    @d0nwick97 11 месяцев назад

    ‘go to WAR’ 😭

  • @luv4life1
    @luv4life1 11 месяцев назад

    "go to war!" 😂

  • @1lionyouth
    @1lionyouth 11 месяцев назад +1

    Go to bed... Go to war😂😂😂😂😅😅😊

  • @khalilhabermann2271
    @khalilhabermann2271 11 месяцев назад +1

    We heart Syd.

  • @SNAB1987
    @SNAB1987 11 месяцев назад +9

    Plot twist. Major haven’t been to war yet either😂 patchless

    • @theodoremcintosh6373
      @theodoremcintosh6373 11 месяцев назад +2

      yeah lol

    • @Iamj1ne
      @Iamj1ne 11 месяцев назад +4

      I was thinking a major with no patches is probably the reserves 😂

    • @victoriousmuscle8632
      @victoriousmuscle8632 11 месяцев назад

      You another one that's so damn worried about some damn combat patch but you ain't even notice that he didn't have rank on at the beginning of the video.

    • @victoriousmuscle8632
      @victoriousmuscle8632 11 месяцев назад

      @@Iamj1ne Oh so ALL and ONLY Active Duty go to a warzones and Reservists don't? You need to do better and find out! Everybody goes down range......Active Duty, Reservists, National Guard and Civilians.

    • @Iamj1ne
      @Iamj1ne 11 месяцев назад

      @@victoriousmuscle8632 I said that ? I said a Major probably has been in at least 15+ years so they probably would’ve deployed… but knowing reservists get promoted from Time to time out of necessity it’s probably more likely that he isn’t active… didn’t mean to trigger 😂

  • @PI1901
    @PI1901 10 месяцев назад

    The xes scene had me dying lol

  • @23trahan23
    @23trahan23 11 месяцев назад +6

    Ain't no way that mf supposed to be out and about what shit on lol

  • @naomicollins9533
    @naomicollins9533 11 месяцев назад

    ....I love watching Lew‼️🤙🏾🤣

  • @geecheetone8550
    @geecheetone8550 11 месяцев назад +12

    Been a while since I was in, but I KNOW d@mn well this dude ain't suppose to be in no comedy club in his BDUs or ACU or whatever the hell they calling cammies these days.

    • @theodoremcintosh6373
      @theodoremcintosh6373 11 месяцев назад +3

      yeah it’s annoying to see

    • @nore_1395
      @nore_1395 11 месяцев назад +3

      Probably running late from giving an OPSEC class 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gregstreet7902
      @gregstreet7902 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@nore_1395OPSEC “ keep ya mouf shut”

  • @chickenman515
    @chickenman515 11 месяцев назад

    Immediately!

  • @MK384
    @MK384 11 месяцев назад +1

    Military dudes wear that uniform looking like they are wearing their martial arts gear.

  • @Realpatrickneal
    @Realpatrickneal 11 месяцев назад +1

    My guy 😂😂😂