i love and respect josephine. she is beautiful. she is fantastic at what she does, has a successful business with her family and wonderful children who are delightful to interact with. i would also become a homewrecker in an instant if it meant a chance with hemlock
@abvhrulz omg yes, he's such a beautiful soul who cares so much about the people and the land around him, even though he's been asleep for over a millenia. He loves the sun and the rain on his scales, and he's like life goals. Man literally just loves to be alive and I want that energy for myself! I need that energy in my life. Its so soothing. I'm working on it :3
My desire for Hemlock to take care of me (in a non-sexual way, he's a bit old for me) is a solid 70% of why I keep pursuing Reina. I just want her family to be my family.
Caldarus should be in the top, we all know he has a heart when we talk to him so he's a marriage candidate! We all know he's one of the two mysterious marriage candidates and has a human form which we only see the silhouette of on the official site. I LOVE CALDARUS!
As soon as you put March on the "switch to the other side of the street" I knew this was a 100% absolutely accurate tier list. As if I was on the fence before!
I felt the same way to start with till I got to know his a little more. He is very protective of the town and we are just a random person who came for a "free" farm. In his shoes I would be standoffish too lol.
I always see Hayden wandering around outside town with Elsie, Errol and Terithia. I've come to the conclusion that they're the official Mistria polycule and I love that for them. :)
I've see Errol and Hayden having like. Little dates. Errol will sometimes go to Hayden's house at night to eat. I'm still stealing Hayden because I can't date Errol to join them as a polycule
You know what's worse with Merri? Both Hayden AND Olric helps her with her furniture, and Hayden says they take turns helping her and that's WRONG, they should be helping ME with my furniture AT THE SAME TIME
Honestly I am so happy that Valen's in your friend list, that means I still get to enjoy our beautiful life while we grow old together- Like. For some reason, despite being a doctor, she ripped my heart right out of my chest with absolutely no anesthesia. I dunno what happened.
I'm not sure, I've seen Elsie and Hayden hang out sometimes but I've seen Errol go to "dine" with Hayden late at night, so... I do know that Elsie FUCKED she's always talking about a different man she dated. I remember once she was like "oh that man wasn't like men today... He knew how to KILL IT with some thighs" and honestly I get it. Look at her. BUT HAYDEN'S MINEEE
I'm late, but since the update is now out, Reina is absolutely wife material. She's the only one whose shooting star event felt like a real date. Eiland is a second favorite.The Balor analysis is accurate. He was very flirty, which I needed after Hayden clowned me so badly I didn't save my game. Our date on heart 6 was an absolute disaster. OH BALOR! I LOVE HIM AND IT HURTS!
@@EJPlays honestly im waiting for him to become available... my character wants no one else! i would even be cool if they did a "he's ace, but we can be platonic life partners and get married" just please give me that idiot! i need him!
as much as i want and need march in ways that are concerning to the progression of my rights.. i would also switch to the other side of the street if i saw him coming
Juniper is going straight to Switch sides of the street. Can't stand her, but I don't hate her enough to put her in Francesca Hogi. Maybe that's March's category but that might make Olric sad, so I'll just put March beside Juniper 💔
I'm really interested in playing this game, but I need to know if the hawwttness level of the romanceable characters are on par, or even better than Coral Island? That is the only information I need, thank you very much 🙏🏻.
I gifted Darcy coffee once and she said something like she was sick of coffee because it was her job. absolutely unhinged
No I kinda get that
Sounds like a skill issue (on Darcy’s part)
i love and respect josephine. she is beautiful. she is fantastic at what she does, has a successful business with her family and wonderful children who are delightful to interact with. i would also become a homewrecker in an instant if it meant a chance with hemlock
Me with Nora, as you saw ahahah
I want Caldarus so bad. Hahaha.
Edit: Holt is so funny and I love him. I want him to be my dad.
@abvhrulz omg yes, he's such a beautiful soul who cares so much about the people and the land around him, even though he's been asleep for over a millenia. He loves the sun and the rain on his scales, and he's like life goals. Man literally just loves to be alive and I want that energy for myself! I need that energy in my life. Its so soothing.
I'm working on it :3
My desire for Hemlock to take care of me (in a non-sexual way, he's a bit old for me) is a solid 70% of why I keep pursuing Reina. I just want her family to be my family.
Caldarus should be in the top, we all know he has a heart when we talk to him so he's a marriage candidate! We all know he's one of the two mysterious marriage candidates and has a human form which we only see the silhouette of on the official site. I LOVE CALDARUS!
You connected dots I didn't realize could be connected!! The priestess is probably the other silhouette if I had to guess
As soon as you put March on the "switch to the other side of the street" I knew this was a 100% absolutely accurate tier list. As if I was on the fence before!
I felt the same way to start with till I got to know his a little more. He is very protective of the town and we are just a random person who came for a "free" farm. In his shoes I would be standoffish too lol.
I always see Hayden wandering around outside town with Elsie, Errol and Terithia. I've come to the conclusion that they're the official Mistria polycule and I love that for them. :)
I've see Errol and Hayden having like. Little dates. Errol will sometimes go to Hayden's house at night to eat. I'm still stealing Hayden because I can't date Errol to join them as a polycule
You know what's worse with Merri? Both Hayden AND Olric helps her with her furniture, and Hayden says they take turns helping her and that's WRONG, they should be helping ME with my furniture AT THE SAME TIME
Oh wow she is so much more powerful than I realized... I must learn her ways
Let's be real, you made that Francesca Hogi category with Celine strictly in mind.
And you're not wrong.
Well yes!
All of the adults as well as a statue-
Writing a strongly worded letter to Isaac P Newton now
EJ tyrna be besties with the golden girls of mistria 😂
💀💀💀💀 I mean if the shoe fits....
I’m so happy I’m not the only that actively dislikes Celine.
Celine, my sweet delicate wife 😭
Respectfully, you can have her 😌
Juniper and March where the reason i finally decided to play the game, my pan ass is in a panic bc why is everyoen so hot?? queer utopia here i come!
Honestly I am so happy that Valen's in your friend list, that means I still get to enjoy our beautiful life while we grow old together-
Like. For some reason, despite being a doctor, she ripped my heart right out of my chest with absolutely no anesthesia. I dunno what happened.
AHAHAHA
Love this video, it was hilarious!😂 Also thank you for putting Ryis on top cuz I feel like he’s underrated😢 He’s such a cutie!
I subbed immediately when you did the "there could be 100 people in a room" gaga bit, I spit out my water i love you.
Wait what, Elsie has her claws in Hayden? I thought Val was all over him.
I'm not sure, I've seen Elsie and Hayden hang out sometimes but I've seen Errol go to "dine" with Hayden late at night, so...
I do know that Elsie FUCKED she's always talking about a different man she dated. I remember once she was like "oh that man wasn't like men today... He knew how to KILL IT with some thighs" and honestly I get it. Look at her.
BUT HAYDEN'S MINEEE
It’s ok Celine, I love you ^^
Hahaha, Juniper - shes mean and you want to fix her :D
Not necessarily "fix" just like get her to show a little vulnerability while still being the menace I know and love 😌
You're so right for the Up opening sequence tier, I would have chosen the exact same
Give us Olric 😢
EJ tier lists never disappoint!
…I’m positively perplexed by this…and have no clue how he did it…but guys….wooooododiwooododi….the math checks out…
I'm late, but since the update is now out, Reina is absolutely wife material. She's the only one whose shooting star event felt like a real date. Eiland is a second favorite.The Balor analysis is accurate. He was very flirty, which I needed after Hayden clowned me so badly I didn't save my game. Our date on heart 6 was an absolute disaster. OH BALOR! I LOVE HIM AND IT HURTS!
My beef with elsie is that i cant get with her
OLRIC ROMANCE ROUTE WHEN????
Hopefully next update but my theory is it'll be a 1.0 release thing :/
@@EJPlays honestly im waiting for him to become available... my character wants no one else! i would even be cool if they did a "he's ace, but we can be platonic life partners and get married" just please give me that idiot! i need him!
I can't believe the devs thought "the muscular himbo with a golden retriever personality? Naahhh no one will want to date him" UUHHHHH????
I laughed so hard, i loved this video omggg
If it can be questioned, its science
if it cannot, its propaganda
(Ej clearly isnt biased ;) )
xD
..... Okay so, points were made....
as much as i want and need march in ways that are concerning to the progression of my rights.. i would also switch to the other side of the street if i saw him coming
Juniper is going straight to Switch sides of the street. Can't stand her, but I don't hate her enough to put her in Francesca Hogi. Maybe that's March's category but that might make Olric sad, so I'll just put March beside Juniper 💔
More for me!!!! 😂
@@EJPlays You're welcome to them 😄
I'm really interested in playing this game, but I need to know if the hawwttness level of the romanceable characters are on par, or even better than Coral Island? That is the only information I need, thank you very much 🙏🏻.
Lol. Celine would be the murderer.