This Fish Can Stick to Anything!

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  • Опубликовано: 7 июл 2021
  • A Remora has a special feature that allows it to stick to virtually anything. Watch how well this remora sticks to Austin's face #Shorts #Fish #Stick #Face
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  • @svenyes4078
    @svenyes4078 2 года назад +89304

    ”He’s just chillin”
    The fish: ”I miss them, my family, the light, it’s coming closer, I’m scared”

    • @ianmotley3934
      @ianmotley3934 2 года назад +1861

      Family?

    • @adriantan5591
      @adriantan5591 2 года назад +506

      Mmm family

    • @bradohms
      @bradohms 2 года назад +883

      There’s nothing stronger than family, the fish won’t die……because of family

    • @Hello-dk8ly
      @Hello-dk8ly 2 года назад +319

      @@ianmotley3934 DOM TORETTO!

    • @ginpau7416
      @ginpau7416 2 года назад +212

      @@ianmotley3934 “who needs girlfriend when you have family” -probably you

  • @_m889
    @_m889 3 года назад +42796

    He's just chillin.
    Fish: "I feel myself getting colder and colder, I'm going to die"

    • @PinkPanther45518
      @PinkPanther45518 3 года назад +221

      I was thinking the same thing!🤣🤣😱 Like cool so many facts about Remora, while the Remora is getting deader and deader by the second.

    • @PinkPanther45518
      @PinkPanther45518 3 года назад +160

      Like he's just: "This is a Remora they can stick to any surface very well, they have a powerful suction device up on their very tippy top of their head. Just like a mussle's and barnacles have incredibly strong suction organs as well, they are almost impossible to pry from whatever surface they are stuck to, lets not forget about the Moon Snail."
      While the Remora is just like: " I have been plucked from the safety and sanctity of my home by a behemoth! Oh whatever shall I do, I can feel my life waning every second I am out in this accursed alien place! This creature has a deathly grip upon me, how will I ever escape this torment!"

    • @that_human_from_the_sky
      @that_human_from_the_sky 3 года назад +4

      Hahaha😂😂😂😂😂

    • @savekillqqpsounds8473
      @savekillqqpsounds8473 3 года назад +1

      XD

    • @leenzairi1707
      @leenzairi1707 3 года назад

      Vnbkkkm

  • @zeroenvious9317
    @zeroenvious9317 2 месяца назад +2573

    I wish people knew that fish live significantly longer out of water than we do underwater💀

    • @watchoutnwo
      @watchoutnwo Месяц назад +31

      What lol

    • @tomwanders6022
      @tomwanders6022 Месяц назад +194

      I read depending on species, minutes, hours or months. If this one is a Minute species, then he is pretty endangered, depending on how long he was out.

    • @jaydenbotelho
      @jaydenbotelho Месяц назад +122

      Regardless of whether it will live I doubt the fish wants to be there. Leave wildlife alone.

    • @coollymars
      @coollymars Месяц назад

      😂😂

    • @zeroenvious9317
      @zeroenvious9317 Месяц назад +62

      @@watchoutnwo I'm saying that fish synthesize oxygen in a different way than humans and they can be out of water much longer than humans can underwater. there is a species of fish that can live out of water for two months or more. A few seconds of it stuck to this guy's face isn't gonna hurt or kill it. I'm not saying it's not uncomfortable for the fish or anything but it's gonna be fine.

  • @TheTaw19
    @TheTaw19 Месяц назад +213

    "HE'S JUST CHILLING"
    THE FISH: [WHISPER]"Hey, how you doing little momma? Let me whisper in your ear. Tell you a little something that you'll like to hear."

  • @Rahul31129
    @Rahul31129 2 года назад +12415

    Human: (drowning)
    Fishes: he's chilling 🙂

    • @reidbishop7965
      @reidbishop7965 2 года назад +205

      Cry harder

    • @benzoballin
      @benzoballin 2 года назад +164

      I bet u punching the air watching this

    • @konny6007
      @konny6007 2 года назад +94

      @@benzoballin wdym he was just saying that this is wrong

    • @konny6007
      @konny6007 2 года назад +18

      @@benzoballin n im not vegan

    • @adumbfreakshow2260
      @adumbfreakshow2260 2 года назад +25

      It's not drowning it's suffocating.

  • @danix114
    @danix114 3 года назад +12345

    The man: “He’s just chilling on ya cheek”
    The fish: *Dying fish noises*

    • @catboy9066
      @catboy9066 3 года назад +73

      Dude who cares the fish died you can eat these things anyway they taste like trigger fish

    • @brinst_ar
      @brinst_ar 3 года назад +362

      @@catboy9066 yeah but that doesn't mean it's ok to toy with the life of the poor thing.

    • @zve6
      @zve6 3 года назад +213

      @@catboy9066 kill it first
      Not killing it is like torturing it

    • @catboy9066
      @catboy9066 3 года назад +15

      @@zve6 bruh its dead

    • @zve6
      @zve6 3 года назад +77

      @@catboy9066 I'm not talking about this one
      I Commented that in the context of scenarios where they play with a fish without killing it first and just let it suffocate

  • @eoindonnelly658
    @eoindonnelly658 Месяц назад +245

    Im high af and thought this was a stanley knife

    • @BrayanCarmona-kr7vt
      @BrayanCarmona-kr7vt Месяц назад +11

      It does look like a Stanley knife. Nature has weird ways of copying us. Lol 😂

    • @kz_lsz
      @kz_lsz 27 дней назад +9

      i thought it was a remote bc of the way he was holding it 😂

    • @LamLe-ls7fh
      @LamLe-ls7fh 24 дня назад +1

      😂

    • @aiden4884
      @aiden4884 24 дня назад

      LOLLLLL

    • @user-gx1vn7xc4n
      @user-gx1vn7xc4n 23 дня назад

      Fr

  • @ashishkumargaurav6745
    @ashishkumargaurav6745 29 дней назад +21

    "This is a moron, okay?" Thats What I heard 😂

  • @JWBSS
    @JWBSS 3 года назад +13555

    Its all fun and games untill that fish doesn't want to get off.

    • @nomasan
      @nomasan 3 года назад +741

      _Flex Tape™_ : *"It even works underwater!"*

    • @frostigamer9740
      @frostigamer9740 3 года назад +71

      @@nomasan 😂 😂

    • @mongz1237
      @mongz1237 3 года назад +77

      You kill then it will get off

    • @SCARx497
      @SCARx497 3 года назад +53

      How long do you think a fish can survive without water?

    • @fnyourmom3064
      @fnyourmom3064 3 года назад +50

      @@SCARx497 7

  • @EliandNate
    @EliandNate Год назад +3512

    "He's just chillin"
    The fish: I-i c-cant breath

    • @Bladerunner-sn7tv
      @Bladerunner-sn7tv 8 месяцев назад +11

      my brother in christ, the fish is completely fine.

    • @talegamer1310
      @talegamer1310 7 месяцев назад +31

      ​@@Bladerunner-sn7tvNo.

    • @firstletterofthealphabet7308
      @firstletterofthealphabet7308 7 месяцев назад +35

      most fish, and the Amora does not seem to be an exception. According to the lineage it is in, can breathe air to a certain extent through their swim bladders. some fish can survive a few hours, some fish, even days, while breathing air. Betta fish actually exclusively breathe air. The remora might be very stressed out of water, but it is fine for the most part. Toying with living creatures isn’t a very moral thing to do, but at least they’re not actually killing the fish.

    • @アキコ2003
      @アキコ2003 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Bladerunner-sn7tvsthu

    • @AMC_Fishing
      @AMC_Fishing 2 месяца назад

      @@talegamer1310 dumb as a bag of rocks

  • @Rudheuur
    @Rudheuur 8 дней назад +4

    "He is just chilling"
    "Bump bump bulp (GIMME SOME WATER YOU IDIOT, I AM DYING)"

  • @nathanblack370
    @nathanblack370 26 дней назад +12

    Now the fun part pullin it off 😂

  • @CyberWarezz05
    @CyberWarezz05 3 года назад +2720

    "He's just chillin'!"
    No man, he's dying

    • @rosez7870
      @rosez7870 3 года назад +6

      😂😂

    • @johnnyporker8837
      @johnnyporker8837 3 года назад +90

      fish can easily survive 3-4 minutes over water, a few seconds doesn't matter

    • @thegoliath9310
      @thegoliath9310 3 года назад +44

      @@johnnyporker8837 even if it does die, that's just a free meal.

    • @brinst_ar
      @brinst_ar 3 года назад +16

      @@thegoliath9310 a single fish meal and still not ok to do that to it.

    • @thegoliath9310
      @thegoliath9310 3 года назад +37

      @@brinst_ar why? It's just an animal. These guys apparently hunted it fair and square. And one fish can be a meal for one person.

  • @Memer44
    @Memer44 3 года назад +5636

    Fish: “I can't breath, but it's ok, he's giving a great massage.”

    • @chloematthews4615
      @chloematthews4615 3 года назад +57

      I had a stroke reading this

    • @kuchukboromdebbarma2117
      @kuchukboromdebbarma2117 3 года назад +60

      @@chloematthews4615 not sure if you are talking about the edited comment or the original comment but if you are talking about the edited version
      You might be lacking basic comprehension skills

    • @banana7558
      @banana7558 3 года назад +42

      @@kuchukboromdebbarma2117 I'm quite sure he's referring to the original comment.

    • @juliogomez2749
      @juliogomez2749 3 года назад +1

      Who cares

    • @thebardock6785
      @thebardock6785 3 года назад +11

      @@chloematthews4615 if you had a stroke reading something.... Might want to get checked out.

  • @Duolingo2470
    @Duolingo2470 12 дней назад +2

    "He's just chilling"
    The ramora: "what is this, the whispers are getting louder and light is coming closer tell my family I love them"

  • @leonhilburn3099
    @leonhilburn3099 28 дней назад +38

    The fish is gasping for life lol they say it’s just “chilling” these guys are out of touch.

    • @kevinmelanson3282
      @kevinmelanson3282 17 дней назад +2

      From the kid who couldn't tie a fish knot to save his life

    • @pacobell97
      @pacobell97 9 дней назад +2

      You are out of touch with what fish can handle.

  • @DeltaDanner
    @DeltaDanner 2 года назад +10124

    Fish: *holds a human underwater and forces their hand around a coral* This thing can grab onto anything! Look at him! He’s just chilling!

    • @whipwelder3417
      @whipwelder3417 2 года назад +298

      You for got the "how creepy is that"

    • @farahmughal
      @farahmughal 2 года назад +13

      Lol

    • @dethrazorx9779
      @dethrazorx9779 2 года назад +30

      The fish breaths through its gills it’s gill is on the guys face so it can’t breath so it trying to breathe by sucking in so it would die eventually if you kept it there and fall down

    • @K1llSil
      @K1llSil 2 года назад +12

      Fish sounds delicious rn

    • @_GamerG
      @_GamerG 2 года назад +2

      *under air
      *In a mini building

  • @OrangeEnjoyer
    @OrangeEnjoyer 3 года назад +5622

    The fish: I can’t breathe
    The two humans: let’s play with the fishy

    • @apang1831
      @apang1831 3 года назад +266

      Fish live matter

    • @manny_menin022
      @manny_menin022 3 года назад +268

      @@apang1831 I'm literally going to loot and riot cause of this

    • @flipmanlet8982
      @flipmanlet8982 3 года назад +85

      "i'm being oppressed by a human!"

    • @shugbub
      @shugbub 3 года назад +23

      It was probably fine

    • @bigtonevargas6696
      @bigtonevargas6696 3 года назад +9

      Ya the fish just suffering

  • @PaddyBoyBKLYN
    @PaddyBoyBKLYN 2 месяца назад +3

    "Get me that fish! But sir, sir. I said get me that fish!"

  • @ro1andag508
    @ro1andag508 Месяц назад +12

    bro said “look at that chat”

  • @SomeOne-rw6gz
    @SomeOne-rw6gz 3 года назад +3838

    Fish: dying and struggling
    Man: this fish can stick to anything!!

    • @mr.altaccount3688
      @mr.altaccount3688 3 года назад +12

      spelling checks out

    • @---nl3zh
      @---nl3zh 3 года назад +9

      Cant really see it struggling 🤔🤔

    • @sybrenvanderley6685
      @sybrenvanderley6685 3 года назад +64

      @@---nl3zh no, and it probably has been out of water for less then a minute and they are gonna out it back quickly as they are sport fishermen

    • @---nl3zh
      @---nl3zh 3 года назад +1

      @@sybrenvanderley6685 Thats how it should be 😄👍

    • @johndexterzarate6663
      @johndexterzarate6663 3 года назад +14

      ...."Plus, it even works underwater!"

  • @knot1047
    @knot1047 3 года назад +7747

    His wife later: WHO GAVE YOU THAT HICKEY!?
    Him: It's nothing, just that a fish sucked on my face.

  • @LeifBurch
    @LeifBurch 14 дней назад +2

    "Babe, I sware, you're the only one"

  • @lilvince9647
    @lilvince9647 Месяц назад +2

    He's just chilling on you cheek!
    The fish: *Heavy breathing*

  • @beetledesert8642
    @beetledesert8642 2 года назад +8456

    “Hes just chillin!”
    The fish: “Mr. Stark? I dont feel so good….”

    • @PhoenixCarmichael
      @PhoenixCarmichael 11 месяцев назад +171

      Mr shark

    • @montygoober7980
      @montygoober7980 6 месяцев назад +49

      @@PhoenixCarmichael Mr. Shark 🫡

    • @Cooldudejr
      @Cooldudejr 6 месяцев назад +7

      Just put some sea water on its gills and he or she would be find until you toss back in the water

    • @arceliaornelas8253
      @arceliaornelas8253 6 месяцев назад +6

      Mr Shark I don't feel so good not Mr. Stark.

    • @A1S2_
      @A1S2_ 4 месяца назад +2

      wing of glory?😱🥵

  • @fluzzles
    @fluzzles 3 года назад +4978

    Them: "look at that guys"
    Meanwhile the fish: *why are we still here, just to suffer*

  • @sblive7239
    @sblive7239 Месяц назад +1

    I thought it was a rubber toy at first, until I noticed it breathing and moving. Thats so cool, I always wondered how they hang on so tightly. 😂😂😂

  • @katiemcbain4342
    @katiemcbain4342 2 дня назад

    “Hes chilling”
    Literally gasping for oxygen 🫤

  • @mirkyly1775
    @mirkyly1775 3 года назад +7090

    Fish: literally dying
    this man: "HE'S JUST CHILLING, ON YA CHEEKS"

    • @beepboop9848
      @beepboop9848 3 года назад +244

      On my cheeks?? 😳

    • @xandusviii9629
      @xandusviii9629 3 года назад +295

      @@beepboop9848 not the only thing that’s going to be chillin on your cheeks 😈

    • @hamzaahmad129
      @hamzaahmad129 3 года назад +132

      @@xandusviii9629 Hold on bruh

    • @jamilf2667
      @jamilf2667 3 года назад +18

      💀

    • @Datguy_Dq
      @Datguy_Dq 3 года назад +39

      @@xandusviii9629 you ain’t lyin at all my boi😈😈

  • @TTamee
    @TTamee 2 года назад +4724

    “He’s just chillin”
    The comment section: oh no he ain’t

    • @bloxitictypo4747
      @bloxitictypo4747 2 года назад +19

      Out of all the comments I was looking for this one.

    • @tipat8343
      @tipat8343 2 года назад +39

      @@bloxitictypo4747 all of the comment saying the fish is dying. They are uneducated

    • @soresenja1990
      @soresenja1990 2 года назад +2

      lmao fr

    • @Mr_Makina
      @Mr_Makina 2 года назад +23

      @@tipat8343 not surprised, its YT shorts... ignorance and arrogance wins/is rewarded before facts and accountability is.

    • @thecosmo69
      @thecosmo69 2 года назад +2

      Yeah lmao the comments suddenly became the expert out of this video suddenly

  • @franklinauguste415
    @franklinauguste415 29 дней назад +1

    Baby where's my spounge fish 😂

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild 3 года назад +3839

    When a fish out of place
    Gets attached to your face
    That's remora

  • @recyclops1777
    @recyclops1777 3 года назад +1872

    The man: “He’s just chillin on your cheek!”
    The fish: I don’t need it..

  • @LnyMts
    @LnyMts 11 дней назад +1

    "Look at that, chat!"

  • @rabidL3M0NS
    @rabidL3M0NS 8 дней назад

    Human: “He’s just chilling on your cheek!”
    Fish: “waahtteerr”

  • @user-bm6bw1iq4v
    @user-bm6bw1iq4v 3 года назад +6130

    The man: "Look He's chillin bruh"
    Fish: "I'm marine not Terrestrial put me back in the water"

    • @seanA416
      @seanA416 3 года назад +84

      The man: Look he's chillin bruh!
      Me: Wait, that fish can breathe air...?

    • @TheRPGentleman
      @TheRPGentleman 3 года назад +90

      "Look, he's suffocating, bruh."

    • @senzuka_se
      @senzuka_se 3 года назад +32

      whats the big deal were gonna cook em anyway lemao

    • @Sp4wn_
      @Sp4wn_ 3 года назад +7

      @@senzuka_se ikr

    • @snoot6629
      @snoot6629 3 года назад +46

      @@Sp4wn_ a fish that died in pain (suffocation) tastes less good compared to fish that was killed in a humane way (pike to the spine/brain stem)
      Because of the blood and adrenaline rush of suffocation

  • @bluesturdevant453
    @bluesturdevant453 2 года назад +4081

    "Hes just chilling"
    The fish: "As the seconds go by, the light begins to creep away and i cant help but to think of my wife and guppies, and why I had to swim this direction on this day leading me to the cold dark mercy of the human condition..."

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 2 года назад +56

      ABAHHAHAHAHAHA
      jokes aside, I heard this fish can live up to 11 hours outside of water, I'm quite frankly the sure though, Also humans have Essential oils the could potentially toxinate this fish and it's literally sticking on his skin

    • @princej088
      @princej088 2 года назад +11

      Isn't the light supposed to get closer?

    • @Shifonshi
      @Shifonshi 2 года назад +4

      @@princej088 nah cause your obv gonna stop working lad

    • @lonzarellibellamy1904
      @lonzarellibellamy1904 2 года назад +2

      "Quoth the remora till he hurt no more"

    • @luchilovesyou9260
      @luchilovesyou9260 2 года назад

      😞

  • @elshamorrow5873
    @elshamorrow5873 28 дней назад

    The man: He's just chilling on your cheek!
    The fish: Can't- breath- sendhelppp

  • @normalguy11.11
    @normalguy11.11 3 года назад +5858

    The fish: "I cant breathe"
    Humans: **Lol, Sticking go brrrrr**

  • @yannahlol3017
    @yannahlol3017 3 года назад +1537

    Him: 'He’s just chillin!'
    The Fish: *DONT YOU SEE ME GASPING FOR AIR?!*

  • @DyslexicLemonz
    @DyslexicLemonz Месяц назад

    Comes home to wife. "Is that a hicky!!!!"
    "Well...kinda..."

  • @retosius7962
    @retosius7962 8 дней назад

    "he's just chilling"
    The ramora: WHERE IS THE WATER

  • @anonymoushack9453
    @anonymoushack9453 3 года назад +10663

    His gf: “whoever gave you that hickey smells like fish. we are breaking up”

    • @aaroncuhh2528
      @aaroncuhh2528 3 года назад +117

      @bowen voowy Jesus your soft. How old are you btw?

    • @scott_41
      @scott_41 3 года назад +178

      @@aaroncuhh2528 I bet he'd knock you out 1v1

    • @hary5406
      @hary5406 3 года назад +91

      @@scott_41 1v1 with your mom

    • @goforalob2k10
      @goforalob2k10 3 года назад +46

      @bowen voowy cringe 😬

    • @Ajcarter95
      @Ajcarter95 3 года назад +14

      Omg i live these comments 🤣🤣

  • @Dapperghost
    @Dapperghost 3 года назад +3756

    Imagine Him going home to his gf or something and she’s like “Is that a hickey on your face!?” And he’s just “it was a fish!”

    • @itzdcx7991
      @itzdcx7991 3 года назад +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @vierkantbonsai7450
      @vierkantbonsai7450 3 года назад +7

      Im not gay and I am not a fish man.

    • @blueotan
      @blueotan 3 года назад +6

      His gf or bf

    • @DieLazergurken
      @DieLazergurken 3 года назад +1

      @@vierkantbonsai7450 but you like fish sticks?

    • @Diskillfr
      @Diskillfr 3 года назад +3

      @@blueotan only gf

  • @NatalieChicken
    @NatalieChicken 2 месяца назад

    “He’s just chilling”. The fish:☠️😵I can’t breath

  • @bigcheesus6111
    @bigcheesus6111 3 года назад +1973

    “hes just chilling” nah man thats the fish reaching out to death

    • @flower4886
      @flower4886 3 года назад +18

      EXACTLY

    • @maciejfedak1258
      @maciejfedak1258 3 года назад +14

      Fish dont die in 20 seconds without water lol

    • @crucix5124
      @crucix5124 3 года назад +6

      How dramatic you are. They only caught the fish for a moment, it will not die -_-

    • @YplanAnimator
      @YplanAnimator 2 года назад +4

      @@crucix5124 i bet its impossible to a video with no people missing jokes exist

    • @MyLast2Braincells84
      @MyLast2Braincells84 2 года назад +2

      @@maciejfedak1258 A small fish can die in 3-5 mins, how long do you think this idiot decided to play with it for?

  • @Gmany01
    @Gmany01 2 года назад +2602

    “Tell my wife *gasps*… I love her, and tell johnny *gasps*… I’m proud of him.”

    • @thechillnoob2.080
      @thechillnoob2.080 2 года назад +11

      U have a wife??? And who is Johnny??

    • @Gmany01
      @Gmany01 2 года назад +45

      @@thechillnoob2.080 because of your pfp I genuinely can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.

    • @jordacious7179
      @jordacious7179 Год назад +3

      Lol

    • @NotAccepted444
      @NotAccepted444 Год назад +2

      MIKE NOOO

    • @HYDROCARBON_XD
      @HYDROCARBON_XD 11 месяцев назад +1

      I don’t think fishes call their offspring “johnny”

  • @z2Pine
    @z2Pine 14 дней назад

    “Hm, I wander if… **schloop** aaaaAaaAAUCJDNDIEKBCBF”

  • @OTKINMOS
    @OTKINMOS 9 дней назад +1

    It looks like someone stepped on it lol

  • @jesusiscoming1721
    @jesusiscoming1721 2 года назад +509

    "He's just chillin"
    The fish: I can finally hear them. The voices of my ancestors. They're calling me.

  • @ki_suco13
    @ki_suco13 3 года назад +706

    "He is just chilling"
    Meanwhile fish proceeds to suffocate.

  • @LegionGamingTV
    @LegionGamingTV 10 дней назад

    “Like a Remora swims!!.. But what if I was?”

  • @masteroogway5910
    @masteroogway5910 2 месяца назад

    Just chilling
    Fish: "why is it spicy"

  • @Shadowheart181
    @Shadowheart181 2 месяца назад +5387

    The Man: "He's just chilling on ya cheek."
    The fish: "GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK"

  • @faisalgill4100
    @faisalgill4100 3 года назад +7958

    Fish: - is suffocating -
    The man : THE FISH IS CHILLING ON HIS FACE

    • @memberjoker
      @memberjoker 3 года назад +51

      HHaha facts

    • @home.....
      @home..... 3 года назад +74

      in one or another way, the fish is actually very relatable.

    • @1sttvbn
      @1sttvbn 3 года назад +4

      Awwww

    • @falkon3856
      @falkon3856 3 года назад +82

      I'm glad that 123 other people see sense. All I could think was put it back now ! It's dying

    • @memyselfandi6354
      @memyselfandi6354 3 года назад +72

      @@falkon3856 Calm down, it'll be okay.

  • @robs93jdmaccord
    @robs93jdmaccord 7 дней назад

    He’s also gasping for a breathe while ya laugh lol

  • @sandraude1
    @sandraude1 28 дней назад +1

    I had one on my scuba one time. He even stayed attached when i walked out of the water that was the most amazing. Would not let loose

  • @kemwuel3055
    @kemwuel3055 3 месяца назад +4171

    He's just chillin on your cheek!
    Fish: Too much air! Too much ai-

    • @shadrachraaging9531
      @shadrachraaging9531 2 месяца назад +4

      No comments? Let me fix that

    • @eksboks148
      @eksboks148 2 месяца назад +21

      ​@@shadrachraaging9531stop fixing what ain't broke

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt 2 месяца назад

      nice you copied the top 5k comments! you are so smart! the fact that i cant find an actual comment after endless scrolling is concerning. human people are dumber than robots now i swear. actual mindless drones copying others for a semblance of dopamine from internet points.

    • @Flashxyz123
      @Flashxyz123 2 месяца назад

      ​Stop saying broke your describing you're financial situation too much​@@eksboks148

    • @moondart6963
      @moondart6963 Месяц назад

      @@eksboks148 fr

  • @qeroexuwu7030
    @qeroexuwu7030 2 года назад +2449

    "This fish can stick onto anything"
    Me: oh cool, i can use him as a fridge decor

    • @RMslostairpods
      @RMslostairpods 2 года назад +14

      Lmao😂😂😂😂

    • @CakeKaiq
      @CakeKaiq 2 года назад +5

      If there is any fridge doctor that looks like this fish, I would definitely get

    • @warmafia5353
      @warmafia5353 2 года назад +9

      I also have a fish. But it's inside the fridge. 🐟

    • @gabrielex
      @gabrielex 2 года назад +1

      @@CakeKaiq so that's who you call when your fridge isn't working well, the fridge doctor!

    • @mxq4k132
      @mxq4k132 2 года назад

      Hhh meanwhile, it looks like those vintagve fridges doorhandles.

  • @Alaurienzo
    @Alaurienzo Месяц назад

    Dudes: He’s just chilling hahahaha
    Fish : I’m literally drowning.

  • @thebubsy3dgamer
    @thebubsy3dgamer 22 дня назад

    "What do I look like, a fridge magnet?"

  • @ceruelion815
    @ceruelion815 2 года назад +2731

    "He's just chillin"
    Fish: "This is my 13th reason."

    • @nathanchung27
      @nathanchung27 7 месяцев назад +28

      Haven't even watched the show and this made me snort

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 7 месяцев назад +8

      “And my 13th regeneration..”

    • @DookasFN
      @DookasFN 4 месяца назад +3

      LMAO 13 Reasons Why references 😂

  • @ninjamitcherz
    @ninjamitcherz 3 года назад +6526

    How is he going to explain the giant hickey on his left cheek now?

    • @blueberrymuffin6857
      @blueberrymuffin6857 3 года назад +310

      "Yeah, sure, it was a fish, what kind of fish could've left that mark?! "

    • @Cast1
      @Cast1 3 года назад +70

      The video 🥸

    • @korveret4514
      @korveret4514 3 года назад +28

      He live-streamed it I think it would be pretty easy to explain

    • @andraramadhan1802
      @andraramadhan1802 3 года назад +4

      this is real cause i've seen this fish

    • @cautiontoaster4947
      @cautiontoaster4947 3 года назад +4

      It was fish i swear

  • @erickr3300
    @erickr3300 Месяц назад

    *screams in dried up spongebob*
    WATER!! WATER!!!WAAAAATTTTEEERRRRRR!!!

  • @23madrabbit
    @23madrabbit Месяц назад

    Imagine being held underwater by some deep sea giants who think you are just chillin.

  • @Queen_Maii
    @Queen_Maii 3 года назад +559

    “He’s just chilling”
    The fish:Gasping for air/water wanting to go back in the water

    • @RiderBlitz1.0
      @RiderBlitz1.0 3 года назад +3

      Yup

    • @samharrison476
      @samharrison476 3 года назад +2

      I know about every single person that is watch this saw

    • @slurpslurps4751
      @slurpslurps4751 3 года назад +13

      They don’t gasp for air dummy

    • @agenda3854
      @agenda3854 3 года назад +6

      “Gasping for air”

    • @senn.k
      @senn.k 3 года назад

      gasping for 𝙬𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧*

  • @canetam
    @canetam 3 года назад +1783

    Man: he is just chilling
    Fish: HELP ME GOD PLEASE

  • @lockettdokett
    @lockettdokett Месяц назад

    Man - “He’s just chilling on his cheek”
    Fish - “HEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPP”

  • @zmanj8483
    @zmanj8483 28 дней назад

    That fish finna file a copyright claim on those phone cases that stick to everything

  • @hyacinth2247
    @hyacinth2247 3 года назад +5157

    He's just chillin in his face!
    Fish: I literally can't breath
    Edit: I'm just talking about the fish and the replies here turned into a George Floyd discussion (´-ι_-`)

    • @roman9577
      @roman9577 2 года назад +43

      LMAO

    • @duggeeo4147
      @duggeeo4147 2 года назад +62

      dw man they don’t die after like 30 seconds out of water

    • @iamsonedisoncahaya4845
      @iamsonedisoncahaya4845 2 года назад +27

      Poor fish.

    • @lilxanax7243
      @lilxanax7243 2 года назад +104

      george floyd

    • @lexthebored8122
      @lexthebored8122 2 года назад +143

      @@duggeeo4147 they can die at any point out of the water like how any of us can drown in the 30 second to 2 minute time frame. Now, 20 seconds wouldn’t be the end of the world if they had just caught it and videoed then put it back in the water but when the fish’s skin isn’t shiny then it’s been out for way too long. Whenever I go fishing, I only take the fish out long enough to get a picture if it’s a good one, carefully unhook it, and then I put it back in the water which generally only takes 10-20 seconds and the fish’s skin never becomes dry like in the video. I also dunk the fish in a bucket of water to let it breathe and keep its skin dry while I remove the hook.

  • @ryuatoro
    @ryuatoro 3 года назад +180

    Human : He's just chilling.
    Fish : HUGHH HUGHHH AHHH WATERRRRRRRRR HU

    • @JOSEHERNANDEZ-of8bc
      @JOSEHERNANDEZ-of8bc 3 года назад +4

      Bro chill it's a fish they'll put it back

    • @samharrison476
      @samharrison476 3 года назад +3

      You don’t know if they will die by the time they even get into the water

    • @kop7125
      @kop7125 3 года назад

      @@samharrison476 or the divers would eat it after

  • @Dan14833
    @Dan14833 23 дня назад

    “Let’s see if it sticks to your skin and comes off with not damage.”
    “Cool. Try the face first.”😂

  • @darkchocolate1022
    @darkchocolate1022 Месяц назад

    He just pumping little baby eggs in your face😂🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @jonathanchristopherxixi
    @jonathanchristopherxixi 3 года назад +3492

    Guy: look this fish can stuck on your face, look he's just chilling
    Fish: 👁️👄👁️ water plz

    • @alcatraz0198
      @alcatraz0198 3 года назад +31

      way to get an infection

    • @f.b.i9626
      @f.b.i9626 3 года назад +15

      Best comment, made my day

    • @thebotanist7145
      @thebotanist7145 3 года назад +7

      @@alcatraz0198 By letting him suck his cheek? There is no cut, so a infection is.. impossible.

    • @alcatraz0198
      @alcatraz0198 3 года назад +23

      @@thebotanist7145 but not totally impossible, as some microorganisms can burrow into your skin

    • @belovedtruth3447
      @belovedtruth3447 3 года назад +3

      @@alcatraz0198 what about when that other guy rubbing it with his fingers? Can it get through the finger skin too?

  • @hari-33147
    @hari-33147 3 года назад +2472

    Fish: "I'm dying"
    Hooman: "He's just chilling"

    • @traciecoffey1004
      @traciecoffey1004 3 года назад +55

      he isn’t dying specifics sense a remora those fish can last up to a hour on land and are practically a pest anyway soooo

    • @redbluestar1272
      @redbluestar1272 3 года назад +3

      @@traciecoffey1004 wait, how can remoras be pest? Just asking

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 3 года назад +29

      @@redbluestar1272 If I had to guess, it's probably how they stick to boats and yachts, increasing the drag. Not sure if that's enough to consider them pests though

    • @traciecoffey1004
      @traciecoffey1004 3 года назад +45

      @@redbluestar1272 there’s millions of them they eat everything that’s natural and they take your bait AND you can’t eat them

    • @redbluestar1272
      @redbluestar1272 3 года назад +7

      @@traciecoffey1004 oh ok, I see now

  • @Errrreeert1
    @Errrreeert1 2 месяца назад

    The fish: plz put me back in to the water I’m chock suffocating.

  • @doubled99218
    @doubled99218 Месяц назад

    guy: "his just chilling on your face"
    Fish: "Literally Dying"

  • @crapcase3985
    @crapcase3985 2 года назад +529

    'This fish can stick to anything'
    *looks down*
    "I'm sorry little one"

    • @movedaccountscyayalls7119
      @movedaccountscyayalls7119 2 года назад +18

      why do you want a slimy water critter to be stuck on your

    • @matteogorzoni3177
      @matteogorzoni3177 2 года назад +19

      The comment i was searching for

    • @ianmotley3934
      @ianmotley3934 2 года назад +46

      Why u want feeshy on ur peepee

    • @Armz69
      @Armz69 2 года назад +4

      lol whaaaa, how creepy is that 😂

    • @Xani-Mator
      @Xani-Mator 2 года назад +5

      I never thought this comment section gets wierder

  • @baligong3592
    @baligong3592 3 года назад +1045

    Fish: **dying asking the Humans to put him back in**
    Humans: **nae nae for 3 min straight and says the Fish is Chilling**

    • @crucix5124
      @crucix5124 3 года назад +9

      How dramatic you are. They only caught the fish for a moment, it will not die -_-

    • @chrisreimer5333
      @chrisreimer5333 3 года назад +12

      Fish’s have the same feelings like other animals and us

    • @marcxworld5708
      @marcxworld5708 3 года назад +13

      @@chrisreimer5333 they do not have the same feelings as us

    • @MyLast2Braincells84
      @MyLast2Braincells84 2 года назад +21

      @@marcxworld5708 Fish can feel pain and they can also die within as little as 3 mins out of water.

    • @3chxntrxss
      @3chxntrxss 2 года назад +19

      @@crucix5124 how would you feel if a giant being from the ocean grabbed you and dragged you under water for a while and started playing with you like a toy, and then proceed to say “just chilling” while you are in need of oxygen 😪😕

  • @eladiogarcia501
    @eladiogarcia501 4 дня назад

    Where's that Shrek gif when you need it lol

  • @marierichbhieee5895
    @marierichbhieee5895 Месяц назад

    He's chillin
    FISH:BRO I DONT HAVE OXYGEN I'm die

  • @HorizonSniper__
    @HorizonSniper__ 2 года назад +789

    *he's just chilling*
    Fish: I cannot breathe. This feels so alien. My body feels a thousand times heavier, it is so cold....
    Is that a light?
    I'm scared...

    • @Nonexistentbystanderhere
      @Nonexistentbystanderhere 2 года назад +3

      Chewing

    • @thai8425
      @thai8425 2 года назад +2

      🍿

    • @cronky_cookie3918
      @cronky_cookie3918 2 года назад +8

      Being the emotional friend in the movie theater

    • @sillysie1
      @sillysie1 2 года назад +2

      You’ve clearly never been fishing your weak

    • @kairusawatari
      @kairusawatari 2 года назад +1

      @@sillysie1 wow super strong man here calling someone on the internet weak

  • @theultimatefreak666
    @theultimatefreak666 3 года назад +1997

    At least one person has put that fish in their pants, I'm sure of it

    • @thefakejoel7323
      @thefakejoel7323 3 года назад +428

      And if not then I'm gonna be the first.
      Edit: fellas, I have returned. Went out to the ocean and found one of the lil guys, I tried putting him down my pants but he was a bit slimy and he slid down to my leg and now hes still stuck there, I've tried pulling him off but he complained so he just kind of chills with me. His name is John also. I don't complain because I enjoy the company, he also pays rent and has a job (that he coincidentally only goes to when I'm asleep) I go buy food for him and he'll pay me because apparently we don't use the same currency as fish, which I suppose makes sense.
      John can be a bit annoying sometimes, I'll wake up in the middle of the night because he was blasting Ocean Man on the speakers, we've got into a few fights about it but for the most part we've sorted it out. I've also woken up to a whole bunch of his friends sucked onto my leg as well, having a party or smthin, them sonsovbiches stole my booze one night and never paid for it. Luckily John's a pretty nice fish and paid for it himself despite not drinking it. I'm not sure how they got there in the first place to be honest, John says not to worry about it but I don't know .
      Anyways, he says hes not gonna stay forever because he has a wife and kids back home, and the only reason he stuck to me was so he could get away for awhile and then just say to them that he was kidnapped by some person grabbing fish in the ocean (which I suppose is the truth). I'm not gonna question it, I get family drama and all that. He said he'll be around for maybe another month and then go back home. so yeah, theres your update. Not sure I recommend the rest of you to go steal one of these lil guys out of the ocean but the one I got is a pretty swell friend.

    • @Nascgtr
      @Nascgtr 3 года назад +116

      @@thefakejoel7323 uh..

    • @shtrdVo1cano
      @shtrdVo1cano 3 года назад +30

      Oh my

    • @fugent9278
      @fugent9278 3 года назад +27

      stop

    • @charlesbridges3991
      @charlesbridges3991 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rpxxuru.
    @rpxxuru. Месяц назад

    “He’s just chilling, on ya cheek!!”
    *fish: gimme water.. water.. WATER. *dies*

  • @Yaredzbest24
    @Yaredzbest24 Месяц назад

    “He’s just chillin!”
    *-1 HP, -1 HP, -1 HP, -1HP*

  • @dreadcrimson7966
    @dreadcrimson7966 3 года назад +64

    Dude: He's just CHILLIN' on ya CHEEK!
    Fish: Please, deliver me to the cool blue in which I belong, o gods of the land. *Have mercy on my soul.*

  • @____Rahaf
    @____Rahaf 3 года назад +903

    Guy: He is just chilling on your cheek
    Fish: “Hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear”

    • @kingaragornii9940
      @kingaragornii9940 3 года назад +8

      Rahaf, where's your dad's lessons at?

    • @Void_Sweets
      @Void_Sweets 3 года назад +26

      Also fish: 'Hey. How you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied, I'm dyinh

    • @theomni1012
      @theomni1012 3 года назад +7

      It’s free real estate

    • @holdenbostocky1998
      @holdenbostocky1998 3 года назад +2

      I was going to like this comment but it was at 69 so I had to leave it

    • @sybrenvanderley6685
      @sybrenvanderley6685 3 года назад +5

      @@Void_Sweets he isn't dying yet, it probably has only been out for a minute or less

  • @CloudC-kj6kt
    @CloudC-kj6kt 2 месяца назад

    The fish: this fish got fever. Its skin too hot for me

  • @dontplayw_thme595
    @dontplayw_thme595 16 дней назад

    “He’s just gasping for oxygen on your face!”

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 2 года назад +4167

    Him: “he’s just chilling”
    The fish: _It’s my fault really, I swam too close to the surface. I just wanted see the sun. I’m definitely seeing the light now. But at what cost… at what cost?_

    • @thai8425
      @thai8425 2 года назад +68

      🍿

    • @warrenarnold
      @warrenarnold 2 года назад +31

      Ahah hey yow, is everything ok at home

    • @JamietheEmperor
      @JamietheEmperor 2 года назад +12

      stop making the same joke over and over again

    • @nicolaberry9550
      @nicolaberry9550 2 года назад +36

      @@JamietheEmperor Um no? People are having fun with it. Why should everyone stop simply because you don’t like it?

    • @JamietheEmperor
      @JamietheEmperor 2 года назад +3

      kinda shows how dumb it is

  • @caylynsheldon1564
    @caylynsheldon1564 2 года назад +1377

    “This fish can stick to anything!”
    The fish: “I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory. Is this where it gets me?”

  • @paystation164
    @paystation164 Месяц назад +7

    He's just chilling!
    Fish: you like that daddy? 😚

    • @laurenstanley2277
      @laurenstanley2277 18 дней назад

      Wife: "That imprint on your face looks fishy🤨"
      Him: "Well you wouldn't be wrong...."

  • @Foleyspage
    @Foleyspage Месяц назад

    That fish is so chill

  • @user-yf8xc7gg5g
    @user-yf8xc7gg5g 2 года назад +801

    “this is a remora”
    me who’s watched octonauts: i know exactly what this is.

    • @Generalbluethunder
      @Generalbluethunder 2 года назад +16

      @@undrsk0re a cult to have the same username and profile picture and spam on youtube commentary

    • @asiancat9867
      @asiancat9867 2 года назад +10

      @@undrsk0re I wanna join!

    • @grimm7001
      @grimm7001 2 года назад +53

      I knew what this was from watching Wild Kratts

    • @C-Midori
      @C-Midori 2 года назад +5

      AUHYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @PlanetaryConsumer
      @PlanetaryConsumer 2 года назад +12

      Based

  • @Br020XX
    @Br020XX 3 года назад +572

    hé is just chiling
    fish : KILL ME , PLEASE KILL ME , THE AGONY I CAN’T

  • @tooyung5305
    @tooyung5305 Месяц назад

    "He's just chillin."
    Fish: "When will this waterless hell end?!"

  • @dmareskira8649
    @dmareskira8649 2 месяца назад

    “Hey guys watch us suffocate this fish”

  • @Killmeplease69420
    @Killmeplease69420 2 года назад +109

    “It’s just chilling”
    Fish: Drowning

  • @SVACDC09
    @SVACDC09 3 года назад +765

    Dude: look it’s just chilling on your face
    Fish: *gasping for air*

    • @Dr_Hax101
      @Dr_Hax101 3 года назад +26

      Its water

    • @burgertime9040
      @burgertime9040 3 года назад +30

      @MARIO way to go Mario

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 3 года назад +7

      Gasping for water*

    • @Absalom3439
      @Absalom3439 3 года назад +4

      @MARIO Wtf???

    • @Vawte
      @Vawte 3 года назад

      @MARIO its like 100% better because the username wtf lmaoo

  • @jahiravina23
    @jahiravina23 Месяц назад

    that fish is living its final seconds😂