The Most Uncomfortable Looking Sword & Dagger Handles

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @TheBadDesperado
    @TheBadDesperado 3 года назад +1377

    Since the dawn of time, we have struggled with item stats vs looks

    • @kraxusgaming9483
      @kraxusgaming9483 3 года назад +33

      @Vicks VaporRub thats fair

    • @radityoperwianto1339
      @radityoperwianto1339 3 года назад +20

      @Vicks VaporRub Yeah, this is actually smart..

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 3 года назад +27

      THIS IS MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH

    • @Circurose
      @Circurose 3 года назад +14

      Transmog didn't exist back then. What a sad time.

    • @Killzoneguy117
      @Killzoneguy117 3 года назад +21

      Ok good, I'm not the only one who willingly uses worse equipment cause it looks cooler.

  • @Wyrdrock
    @Wyrdrock 3 года назад +459

    The mistake is assuming that "wall-hangers" or "fantasy" swords are a modern invention

    • @MCSPARTAN501
      @MCSPARTAN501 3 года назад +42

      Kinda. Fancy historical swords tended to have fancy or even uncomfortable hilts while retaining the usual blade geometry. Same goes with historical wall hangers. I have no idea why that is, seeing as there are ways to play with blade geometry while still retaining function.

    • @user-ky9ou5dz9q
      @user-ky9ou5dz9q 3 года назад +17

      Exactly.
      People have always, since the dawn of man, made things just cause they can and it looks cool. Not everything had a practical use or even a meaningful one. Religious or otherwise.

    • @Wyrdrock
      @Wyrdrock 3 года назад +6

      @@user-ky9ou5dz9q I'll be honest, when I saw a notification that you replied to my comment, it looked like you wrote "fuck you, exactly" which was confusing, until I went to the page and saw it was your user name.

    • @user-ky9ou5dz9q
      @user-ky9ou5dz9q 3 года назад +10

      @@Wyrdrock hahaha yeah. I made it when they were forcing people to use first and last names for your profiles, instead of usernames. Didn't think it would actually go through. But it did. And now I'm stuck with it.

    • @nexusthenormie5578
      @nexusthenormie5578 3 года назад +2

      @@Wyrdrock just read that and laughed my ass off lol, that's great

  • @dearcastiel4667
    @dearcastiel4667 3 года назад +525

    The Stiletto: 5000 years of knife and sword evolution to end up with "pointy stick kill you lol"...

    • @therustedshank9995
      @therustedshank9995 3 года назад +45

      haha pointy stab haha

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +74

      Hey, it's hard to improve on the basics.

    • @FlymanMS
      @FlymanMS 3 года назад +33

      A pointy metal rod with diamond geometrical profile which requires a lot of fine work to produce.

    • @weed1329
      @weed1329 3 года назад +24

      Spears > Every melee weapon ever

    • @andrewk.5575
      @andrewk.5575 3 года назад +31

      @@weed1329 *Laughs in halberd*

  • @playremember1178
    @playremember1178 3 года назад +581

    Masochist berserkers seems to be a trope for weapon design

    • @anoninunen
      @anoninunen 3 года назад +62

      "ALL I FEEL IS RAGE! RAGE, AND MY PERFECT EDGE ALIGNMENT! THATS WHY I ONLY GET MY TOOLS OF SLAUGHTER FROM 'BLACK RAGE BLADES'!" _buynowandgetthreeforthepriceoftwo_

    • @haprnalters164
      @haprnalters164 3 года назад +25

      Mmmmmm It hurts so GOOD

    • @damianrehbein3992
      @damianrehbein3992 3 года назад +30

      @@anoninunen
      Khorne worshipper?
      I need help with my Blood sacrifizes.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 3 года назад +6

      Lol. accurate

    • @rhysjonsmusic
      @rhysjonsmusic 3 года назад +11

      Now I'm imagining guts berserk armour but it just jabs lego bricks into him

  • @delphicdescant
    @delphicdescant 3 года назад +236

    This is something that always stood out to me when looking at pictures of ancient swords (and other ancient weapons, for that matter).
    I wonder how much of this is just because there's a survivorship bias towards ceremonial or decorative things by nature of them being treated more carefully and entombed with people and stuff, compared to actual useful weapons that tended to get passed down and used until broken, lost, discarded, seized by occupation, etc.

    • @youremakingprogress144
      @youremakingprogress144 3 года назад +17

      Great point!

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 года назад +15

      That's definitely an issue.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 3 года назад +18

      It would be. I use my Casio watch every day, and it never fails me, yet I've got a pristine Swiss watch that cost $2000. That Swiss watch will probably be on this earth long after I'm gone, and that Casio will probably take another 30 years of hard wear. It won't survive time because it's a tool; the Swiss watch is more of a status symbol.

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 года назад +2

      @@gregoryfilin8040 I've met people who do wear a nice watch (not a Rolex, but same price range) all the time.
      I stopped wearing a watch when I kept smacking my wrist on the sub.

    • @gregoryfilin8040
      @gregoryfilin8040 3 года назад +4

      @@ScottKenny1978 I'm not made of money. I'm just a poor boy doing my best. I use the Casio specifically because it is so damned tough as nails.

  • @twistedinsanedestructivech7970
    @twistedinsanedestructivech7970 3 года назад +398

    Better title: Sword and Dagger Handles for Masochists

    • @polishFantasyEN
      @polishFantasyEN 3 года назад +29

      Or: Handles too Shabby to do a Stabby.

    • @franklinjones793
      @franklinjones793 3 года назад +7

      *Holds the knife that bites you*
      Me: Ow! God damnit that hurt! 😖😫😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @jonnyso1
      @jonnyso1 3 года назад +2

      Or maybe Sword and Dagger Handles probably used for other things

    • @starfirebird3099
      @starfirebird3099 3 года назад +3

      There's an Anne Rice novel where that happens...

    • @brytonwallis4817
      @brytonwallis4817 3 года назад +11

      15:50 anything’s a butt plug if you’re brave enough.

  • @KirkWilliams300
    @KirkWilliams300 3 года назад +293

    Fashion or Practicality? This dilemma seems to have been with us for a long time.

    • @elboob1921
      @elboob1921 3 года назад +30

      Fashion Souls in the before before *before* times.

    • @goncalocarneiro3043
      @goncalocarneiro3043 3 года назад +20

      Always go for Fashion Souls.

    • @andreasmuller4666
      @andreasmuller4666 3 года назад +7

      Form follows funktion. Once funktion is no longer needed, form becomes fashion and is expressed.

    • @ammonn9930
      @ammonn9930 3 года назад +3

      Real life endgame is fashion

    • @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle
      @ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle 3 года назад +6

      Fashion is the only correct answer. Make the world a more beautiful place.

  • @badrequest5596
    @badrequest5596 3 года назад +114

    Skall: let's look at uncomfortable swords
    The Penitent One from Blasphemous: *laughs in silence*

    • @aldente3868
      @aldente3868 3 года назад +3

      Huzzah! A man of quality! Soon as I saw the title the Mea Culpa came to mind. Blasphemous. What a brilliant game it is.

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @justacustodian4186
      @justacustodian4186 3 года назад +4

      For merciless and tortuous are the ways of the Miracle.

    • @marcoantoniosalazarmatamor9496
      @marcoantoniosalazarmatamor9496 3 года назад +2

      Well, Mea Culpa is supposed to be like that because the local religion is big on suffering agony as penitence.

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +169

    The deformed baby stiletto is weapons-grade nightmare fuel.
    The spine-sword isn't much better.

  • @Greideren
    @Greideren 3 года назад +43

    The stilettos and hunting swords have an excuse: An uncomfortable handle doesn't matter that much when you're only gonna use that weapon for like 10 seconds before you sheath it again.

  • @TheSpongyMallard
    @TheSpongyMallard 3 года назад +124

    I'm not gonna lie, that spine sword would be really cool to see in a Souls-like.

    • @davidresetarits5616
      @davidresetarits5616 3 года назад +33

      It would fit perfectly into Bloodborne.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 года назад +13

      Like a weapon crafted for the Dead/Skeletons to wield, OR in a more sinister light a weapon crafted as a *trophy* for hunting the Dead/Skeletons. I mean, there're some sadistic fucks in Dark Souls, I wouldn't be surprised by someone doing that.

    • @tarille1043
      @tarille1043 3 года назад +9

      I imagine it's what Nito uses to spread butter on his toast.

    • @yddishmcsquidish3904
      @yddishmcsquidish3904 3 года назад +9

      The necromancer class starting dagger in elden ring

    • @nexusthenormie5578
      @nexusthenormie5578 3 года назад +2

      makes me think of the scythe from dante's inferno

  • @bawkslawd
    @bawkslawd 3 года назад +134

    The handle of the sword from Blasphemous would be extremely uncomfortable, yet it's used practically throughout the game

    • @Melancolombia
      @Melancolombia 3 года назад +37

      It’s not a bug. It’s a feature.

    • @schmibbly3180
      @schmibbly3180 3 года назад +58

      I think that that's the point of it though, because pretty much everything in that game seems really uncomfortable.

    • @unluckycatfish6866
      @unluckycatfish6866 3 года назад +14

      @Mojowuq9 Gingras and then it grows and you become more powerful from the pain

    • @joaoaugusto6290
      @joaoaugusto6290 3 года назад +20

      And it really fits the penitence theme of the game,the act of self inflicted pain to get forgiveness,the fact its uncomfortable its genius in my opinion

    • @underpaidmook
      @underpaidmook 3 года назад +4

      That's the point. It's supposed to not be nice to hold.

  • @AnnaCurser
    @AnnaCurser 3 года назад +213

    Skall became a weather forecaster. interesting.
    "tomorrow - Swords."

    • @sagagis
      @sagagis 3 года назад +23

      "around 6 pm, ceremonial swords are expected"

    • @NovoPravda
      @NovoPravda 3 года назад +9

      @@sagagis "and at 8 pm there are expected to be clear until 10 pm where we think we'll see a heavy fall of principe's"

    • @averagejo1626
      @averagejo1626 3 года назад +5

      Stay indoors, mace storm expected. The weather department recommend you shelter in the nearest storm bunker

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +4

      Now THAT is a premise for a D&D setting. A land where the sky occasionally rains swords.
      It would explain the presence of so many dungeons. No one wants to live above ground.

    • @AnnaCurser
      @AnnaCurser 3 года назад +2

      @@Bluecho4 sounds metal as fuck

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 3 года назад +37

    When you reach the point where you just wanna grab the sword by the blade instead.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +7

      The origins of half-swording revealed?

  • @Morfeusm
    @Morfeusm 3 года назад +52

    Maybe I am tripping here but some of these especially 9:05 would be perfect for dagger grip aka downward, where those “uncomfortable parts” would actually help you to get better grip on the weapon. Where it is more round where your palm would be and more gripping for the fingers… it even has a pommel that could work as quasi guard…

    • @DerplingKing
      @DerplingKing 3 года назад +7

      The problem with using a cinquedea in icepick grip is twofold. One, they tend to be on the longer end for daggers. The short ones are a foot long in the blade. That's about what's expected for rondels which are usually what we see in manuals that show icepick grip. The longer cinquedea are in the 24 to 28 inch range which is quite difficult to get a good angle with. Secondly, icepick is only truly practical for hooking and stabbing, not cutting. The cinquedea has a far more cut and thrust profile than a dedicated stabbing weapon. It's highly difficult to get the proper leverage and angle for a good cut from icepick grip. Does this mean no one was stupid enough to try and design their custom weapon with that in mind? Probably not, people are stupid. But I have my doubts about it catching on as anything approaching a trend in design.

  • @Ushaeeixth
    @Ushaeeixth 3 года назад +124

    We need more cave videos, gives a very nice atmosphere

  • @Drusifer1787
    @Drusifer1787 3 года назад +64

    "Ultra callused hands" a technical term lol

  • @dylanboczar999
    @dylanboczar999 3 года назад +55

    For those really early bronze swords, I'd bet that the thin hourglass handles were wrapped in something (leather or whatever). It still doesn't seem convenient or comfortable, but at least you wouldn't be slicing your fingers off?

    • @Kotoy1
      @Kotoy1 3 года назад +20

      maybe there were wooden handle scales put over than were then wrapped in something.

    • @dylanboczar999
      @dylanboczar999 3 года назад +3

      @@Kotoy1 ooh yeah that'd make a lot of sense

    • @TrickinNinja
      @TrickinNinja 3 года назад +15

      @@Kotoy1 what would the point be to decorate the metal under the wood? I was thinking what if they were specifically designed for throwing? Maybe hunting? And you could fit multiple in one sheath and surprise your opponent by not running out of swords. Lol.

    • @msihcs8171
      @msihcs8171 3 года назад +4

      If you look at the third one from the right, is that the tri-force? Is that the sword of time? Did we find Hyrule at long last?

  • @Par-Crom
    @Par-Crom 3 года назад +42

    TBH, the Cinquedea blade shape just looks like perfect for cutting & serving pizza.
    Please Italian people, don't get mad at me...

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, seems like it

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 3 года назад +2

      Italians are the inventors of Pizza, so...

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 3 года назад +4

      There has been debate on this and a common held opinion is that they were influenced by fashion. The wide blade gives you a big surface for decoration, so you can show off to everyone with your fancy, gilded Cinquedea

    • @sheep1ewe
      @sheep1ewe 3 года назад +3

      @@weldonwin I wonder if it maybe had some connection to the roman gladius?
      In Italian style belt sets i seen from this period there are sometimes a dagger that seem to be ment as a symmetric correspond to the swordhilt, and some dagger styles may be a part of local hochseit costume (i know in Spain, Russia, parts of Germany, etc So, most likly as well in Italy, a special dagger design are connected to the native representative cultural cloathing in certain areas, it's glittering jewelry for men... ;) ).

  • @backonlazer791
    @backonlazer791 3 года назад +73

    I have a theory as to why the handle might be decorated and still meant to be wrapped in something. Perhaps the swords were sold this way but it's up to the customer to wrap the sword. Perhaps in their own traditional colors?

    • @whatstdiggn
      @whatstdiggn 3 года назад +18

      My thinking was that maybe there are different styles of wrap and some styles don't cover the whole handle. If the maker doesn't know what is going to be exposed they've gotta detail the whole thing.

    • @tarille1043
      @tarille1043 3 года назад +3

      I was thinking that thinner leather wraps might still preserve some of the pattern if it was bound tightly.

    • @doejhonny
      @doejhonny 3 года назад

      When you get home you take the dirty wrap off.

  • @NicholasJeffery
    @NicholasJeffery 3 года назад +14

    Came to learn about swords, stayed for the bloopers

  • @Joe___R
    @Joe___R 3 года назад +13

    That rapier doesn't actually look too bad since all the bumps are nicely rounded. It would be comfortable especially if you were wearing a glove.

  • @HazardRCM
    @HazardRCM 3 года назад +16

    I'm thinking that if those first swords (the bronze and copper ones) are really that thin, perhaps the flatness was because they were meant to be wall hangers. If so, they are likely the oldest known examples. Still only sells for $50.

  • @naterfuse4949
    @naterfuse4949 3 года назад +1

    Hi Skall, I really loved the production aspects of this video. The cave theme, audio echo, large pictures, clear pointing and expressing with your overlay background, etc. So very cool! It all was very cohesive.

  • @wrtltable
    @wrtltable 3 года назад +48

    These are inhuman swords. For holding by tentacles.

  • @sechran
    @sechran 3 года назад +11

    Wow, that... max "grippiness" rapier hilt. Some of these make me think that if swords were still viable weapons, hilts would wrapped in velcro...

  • @jayparkerryan3262
    @jayparkerryan3262 3 года назад +6

    I might be mad, but I actually really liked that spine sword, using the rest of the spine for the sheath was kinda badass. That thing is definitely showing up in a future anime

  • @Gurfbagel
    @Gurfbagel 3 года назад +1

    It's wild to see how much variation there is in these handle shapes. Thanks for sharing!

  • @HanSolo__
    @HanSolo__ 3 года назад +11

    8:48 Possible that this one could belong to a noble or wealthy person with a deformed hand/palm. Lots of causes come to mind but also battle or duel. A hand crushed in a fight and then healed to some degree may need a special type of handle to have a good grip for handling the sword firmly.

  • @lordlyndis6969
    @lordlyndis6969 3 года назад +1

    14:53
    Pfft! I immediately thought of Byleth's sword when you brought up that spine sword! 😆

  • @thelostpsychosis
    @thelostpsychosis 3 года назад +282

    "doesn't such an Patriotic American sword just make you wanna invade foreigb countries and liberate their oil"
    As an American I approve this joke lol

    • @BWinced
      @BWinced 3 года назад +20

      Corn oil, maybe.

    • @VossMarionette
      @VossMarionette 3 года назад +27

      I mean we do put corn in everything, even our swords apparently!

    • @xL1GHTBR1NG3Rx
      @xL1GHTBR1NG3Rx 3 года назад +25

      "Their oil". "Our oil". What's the difference?

    • @m.ubaidaadam
      @m.ubaidaadam 3 года назад +23

      @@xL1GHTBR1NG3Rx you better watch it or they might mistake you for a commie

    • @custink22
      @custink22 3 года назад +6

      Mmmm oil... Delicious nutricious oil...

  • @magnuscharette1132
    @magnuscharette1132 3 года назад +1

    *”Hunting swords were used to save ammunition during the hunt”*
    Laughs in ‘Texan-helicopter-hunting-boar-with-an-AR15’

  • @essenkillerthezombiektz5026
    @essenkillerthezombiektz5026 3 года назад +7

    YO HE ADDED THE ECHO

  • @rayquinn1974
    @rayquinn1974 3 года назад

    Regarding the outtakes: Don't you just love how our brains work? Or don't, rather… still, well done. Thoroughly enjoyable video, showing me things I would not likely have ever seen without your work. So, thank you!
    And I'll always have a deep appreciation for some old school pixel graphics tucked into the scene.

  • @OldZean
    @OldZean 3 года назад +4

    That backdrop feels nice and cool with the current heat

  • @adreabrooks11
    @adreabrooks11 3 года назад

    Okay, I'll say it: I loved the bloopers at the end! A little levity never goes amiss. :)
    PS: As a character design artist, I know well the "form vs. function" dilemma, and I also enjoyed the walk through this hall of shame. :)

  • @giggityguy
    @giggityguy 3 года назад +19

    I think I generally prefer "decorative" instead of "ceremonial" when it comes to objects that clearly are impractical for performing the function that they seem to be supposed to. I feel like in most cases that's really what they're meant to be; just something nice to look at. And even if they were actually used in ceremonies or rituals, the term still applies, because they are made to look that way for decoration.

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 3 года назад +2

      Ceremonial is a tongue in cheek joke in archeology... Means we have no idea what it was used for.

  • @Pudy15236
    @Pudy15236 3 года назад

    I like the format of the video. The way you can point at the right parts in the background.

  • @Mimishiki19
    @Mimishiki19 3 года назад +37

    The bronze swords could have had some kind of wrapping around the hilt that just rotted off in time. Maybe. I'm not any kind of historian

    • @alexdryver5090
      @alexdryver5090 3 года назад

      Or wood inserts held in place by a wrap.

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 3 года назад

      it more than likely was.

    • @Willdarts
      @Willdarts 3 года назад +2

      If those handles were meant to be wrapped, why would they have those colorful triangle and circle patterns on them? Nobody would be able to see them if the wrappings were on.

    • @diakounknown1225
      @diakounknown1225 3 года назад

      @Paweł Kozioł they could just be made by blacksmiths who don't like to cheap out on their work and decorate everything.
      It really depends on the craftsman.

    • @yastreb.
      @yastreb. 3 года назад +1

      @@diakounknown1225 Useless features to crank up the price? Makes sense actually.

  • @retrowave762
    @retrowave762 3 года назад +1

    i like how skallagrims just sitting in a semi flooded cave talking about random swords while his shoes and socks get absolutely soaked

  • @kanamisprs4330
    @kanamisprs4330 3 года назад +16

    I suppose wallhangers aren't just a modern thing.

  • @nicolascristi6303
    @nicolascristi6303 3 года назад +2

    The cave theme with the reverberation is perfect for watching this sitting on the toilet. Cheers

  • @drrocketman7794
    @drrocketman7794 3 года назад +11

    1:54 that's the real Link sword, it has the Triforce on it

  • @Patrick33194
    @Patrick33194 3 года назад

    I love how straight to the point and honest your thumbnails and titles are

  • @ShingamiRei
    @ShingamiRei 3 года назад +3

    Not gonna lie, that Spine Sword looks like some kind of Long Sword weapon from a Monster Hunter.

  • @jeremyrobs3643
    @jeremyrobs3643 3 года назад

    I love your ability to cover a wide range of fantasy/history topics. Your channel is never stale.

  • @nijinjin4559
    @nijinjin4559 3 года назад +5

    11:31
    Fish Knife of the Fishy Abyss : finally, a worthy opponent ! our battle with be LEGENDARY

    • @reptiloidmitglied2930
      @reptiloidmitglied2930 3 года назад +1

      The catfish of doom was the first thing that came to my mind 🤣

  • @robinthrush9672
    @robinthrush9672 3 года назад

    I just want to say that I both appreciate you editing the footage and the bloopers at the end. Creators that let all their fumbles stay in the video can be quite vexing.

  • @claudiomtz.juarez9144
    @claudiomtz.juarez9144 3 года назад +3

    I highly recommend saying "aguacate" (avocado in spanish) to unlock your tongue when you can't talk I find it quite effective

  • @pathighminded5463
    @pathighminded5463 3 года назад

    The bloopers at the end were straight gold. Just great.

  • @metalchemik
    @metalchemik 3 года назад +6

    Just my thoughs, really looking forward for your opinions.
    1:30 This sword looks like it was a part of street ad. Like the one can put to hung over a doorstep to blacksmith's forge.
    4:30 I believe Chinese craftsman actually would bother with making ornaments even on covered parts the sword.
    13:06 Even today one can buy and use a knive with stag handles. I've seen by my own eyes mods to opinel knives, where wooden handle was replaced by deer stag handle.
    14:41, 14:53 Definitely entertaining! Maybe it is from some 80. class-B sword and sorcery movie?
    Thank for video!

    • @whitewolf3051
      @whitewolf3051 3 года назад

      No mention of the tri force on two of the swords starting at 1:45?

    • @metalchemik
      @metalchemik 3 года назад

      @@whitewolf3051 Yes, they maybe street ads as well. Especially considering soft type of metal they were made, if i understood correctly. And this white estetic symbols, similar to so called Sierpinski triangle.
      Btw. Love your nickname :)

  • @LuxisAlukard
    @LuxisAlukard 3 года назад

    Dear Skall,
    Thank you!
    Great video overall.
    It was fun.
    It was entertaining.
    The background is beautiful.
    The cave sound is phenomenal!
    And I like those jaw knives, you can use both end to attack!

  • @tasatort9778
    @tasatort9778 3 года назад +4

    The first swords shown were held with three fingers around the hilt, with the thumb and forefinger pinching the flats of the blade. They were really thrust only as their construction wouldn't allow for effective cutting without snapping off the hilt.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  3 года назад +1

      "The first swords shown were held with three fingers around the hilt, with the thumb and forefinger pinching the flats of the blade" How would you know that? There is no direct evidence from the time, so it's just a guess.

    • @tasatort9778
      @tasatort9778 3 года назад

      @@Skallagrim I suppose it can be a guess, but it isn't MY guess. I remember that being a theory put forward by some scholars at the time (it's been so long ago I can't remember the source) yet it completely makes sense.

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  3 года назад

      @@tasatort9778 Sure, and it's possible. I'm just saying there is no evidence to make any certain statements about it.

    • @tasatort9778
      @tasatort9778 3 года назад

      @@Skallagrim True; but it's still better than saying "It's ceremonial". 😆

    • @Skallagrim
      @Skallagrim  3 года назад

      @@tasatort9778 Heh, maybe. Although both are basically guesswork. :)

  • @zerabp1130
    @zerabp1130 3 года назад

    I love that you took the time to add echo and reverb to the audio.

  • @potatomatop9326
    @potatomatop9326 3 года назад +4

    Imagine one shotting yourself when you touch your sword handle...

  • @admirable_kon5083
    @admirable_kon5083 3 года назад

    Skall, I do love your outtakes, please keep them coming! XD

  • @velazquezarmouries
    @velazquezarmouries 3 года назад +18

    I think that first one could be an example of "knife money"

  • @PlayDohCommando
    @PlayDohCommando 3 года назад

    The background and cave noises are a nice touch. Keep it up, Skall

  • @edi9892
    @edi9892 3 года назад +4

    Cinquedea was literally the first thing that came to my mind. I've always wondered about why they were so pointy. I'll rather hold a file as a grip...

  • @MrDibara
    @MrDibara 3 года назад

    I love that cave background, my goodness!

  • @ianalexander7267
    @ianalexander7267 3 года назад +47

    Don't forget about the “Bollock” dagger.

    • @leoscotton7575
      @leoscotton7575 3 года назад +21

      That’s not uncomfortable

    • @Dirtbag-Hyena
      @Dirtbag-Hyena 3 года назад +3

      What do you mean, THE bollocks dagger??
      They were ALL pretty much bollocks.😄

    • @danielbarnett3672
      @danielbarnett3672 3 года назад +3

      @@leoscotton7575 xDDD Dude you're implying things you might not want to imply

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 3 года назад

      @@danielbarnett3672 that is the joke.

    • @prometheus705
      @prometheus705 3 года назад +2

      Looks perfectly comfortable tbh

  • @RendMaim
    @RendMaim 3 года назад +2

    This video made me realized where Final Fantasy 14 got some of the names they give swords. I had never heard Cinquedea or Hanger used anywhere else.

  • @TommiHonkonen
    @TommiHonkonen 3 года назад +3

    some ruler person a long time ago: I want fancy sword that i will never use that is not practical, lets increse the taxes all around the kingdom so i can afford it

  • @cpltayler3762
    @cpltayler3762 3 года назад

    I love the echo effect on the voice, nice little fun detail

  • @Morfeusm
    @Morfeusm 3 года назад +11

    Love the echo. No seriously I liked it!

  • @keithallardice6139
    @keithallardice6139 3 года назад +1

    Interesting and entertaining as always .. also informative Skal, many thanks for sharing - it does make you wonder though doesn't it? That point where function gives over to ceremonial/status symbol? Where "grippiness" gives over to "ouch" waaaayyyy too aggressive? There must be a line, but where does one draw it?
    Fascinating look at some really cool stuff though, much appreciated!

  • @ct7567CaptRex
    @ct7567CaptRex 3 года назад +4

    Nice to see sword handle designs I can neither wrap my head nor hands around.

  • @bytex666
    @bytex666 3 года назад

    Loving the animated background, give me a very "Vincent price/Edgar Allen Poe" vibe :D

  • @zerolp8831
    @zerolp8831 3 года назад +3

    i mean i can imagine wielding the spine sword the sections look big enought for the individual fingers

  • @Gillymonster18
    @Gillymonster18 3 года назад

    Awesome video, off topic I really like the background and echo effects. Really cool video theme.

  • @charleshaines9715
    @charleshaines9715 3 года назад +6

    What if the really flat "swords" at the beginning had cord wrapped around them to give them some width. This would cut down on the metal used and would make them very easy to craft. Still would be quite uncomfortable, but a little better.

    • @Riceball01
      @Riceball01 3 года назад +3

      I think Skall should make wooden replicas to test once he access to a workshop again.

    • @lalli8152
      @lalli8152 3 года назад +2

      There also could have been handle scales under the wrapping of organic material like wood. Even though on those they would not have been riveted on it seems, but i guess with glue, and tight enough wrapping it could be possible

    • @66611
      @66611 3 года назад

      Even with wraps those handle would still be flat (and wider) and extremely short for human hand... well maybe they were designed for aliens with tiny hands and extremely long fingers...

  • @alexandravladmets8206
    @alexandravladmets8206 3 года назад +1

    This is so weird, I needed something for a story...decided to distract myself...and found not one but TWO things I needed here!

  • @oskarszile4372
    @oskarszile4372 3 года назад +6

    Hmm i have a feeling that most of theese handles came with some wrappings which decay so it would not be as hard to use.

  • @dusanjosic1295
    @dusanjosic1295 3 года назад

    Happy birthday Skall, i wish you all the best :D !!!

  • @shawnwolf5961
    @shawnwolf5961 3 года назад +18

    I want a sword made from the iron in the blood of my enemies, and that spine hilt. Now THAT would be edgy

    • @noahjester8471
      @noahjester8471 3 года назад +6

      Ooh... move over Mia Culpo from blasphemous, there's an edgier blade in town

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 3 года назад +5

      That would be an absolute pain in the arse to make....

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 года назад +5

      That would be a *LOT* of dead enemies...
      I could make an argument for a blade like that in a roleplaying game, though!

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 3 года назад +2

      Don't forget to quench it in the tears of their widows and orphans

    • @ScottKenny1978
      @ScottKenny1978 3 года назад +1

      @@danielbickford3458 the lamentations of their women.

  • @mechtama6591
    @mechtama6591 3 года назад

    i Simply adore the pixel art. Good vid as always mate

  • @phillipschouw2462
    @phillipschouw2462 3 года назад +5

    But Can you end them rightly with it ?

  • @1Thunderfire
    @1Thunderfire 3 года назад

    I have that same book; I randomly picked it up at a service station a few years ago. Really interesting and a great introduction to various weapons. I did wonder how on earth you were really supposed to grip the Cinquedea.

  • @SneakyKitten3614
    @SneakyKitten3614 3 года назад +3

    Last time I was this early was when I was born.

  • @Oldtanktapper
    @Oldtanktapper 3 года назад

    The word ‘regalia’ springs to mind. I’m reminded of things like Jean Vendome’s ‘philosophers sword’ made for Roger Caillois, as a modern example of a purely symbolic sword that is utterly unusable but beautifully crafted.

  • @seppukusushi2848
    @seppukusushi2848 3 года назад +3

    You added an echo to your audio. Nice attention to detail.

  • @quinticcalabi5126
    @quinticcalabi5126 3 года назад

    Love how you knew the spinous process of the vertebrae!

  • @Spirelord
    @Spirelord 3 года назад +3

    The ambient sounds of the cave sound EXACTLY like the ambient sounds of the game Sunless Sea!
    (ruclips.net/video/S0dldEfZ17w/видео.html for those curious)

  • @Leftyotism
    @Leftyotism 3 года назад

    Idealy both it dideth! :D
    Some of those grips look really gnarly xD
    Maybe they were like "Look how uncomfortable my grip is!" - "Ohoho good Sir, I do you one better, looketh at me jaw dagger! Haharr!"

  • @ariesfaturrahman7982
    @ariesfaturrahman7982 3 года назад +3

    14:53
    Weebos: "where's can I got that sword good sir?'

  • @lancepharker
    @lancepharker 3 года назад

    Baby sword... Catfish knife: OUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!

  • @Lorian667
    @Lorian667 3 года назад +3

    Regarding the bronze swords: maybe there was a wooden handle around the bronze handle that rotted away?

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 года назад +1

      The only problem with that is the decoration. If the swordmakers intended them to be wrapped in wood, then why did they inlay bone, or Lapis Lazuli?

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 3 года назад

      even then, the proportions are still very strange and adding wood wouldn't change that it's too wide and short.
      Tho now I think about it, there is a way to use those as swords: basically, if what we interpret as the handle is just ment to be slotted into a longer wooden handle then it might make sense to make it so short and wide. If not, then I can't believe they were using those as actual fighting tools.

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 года назад

      @@dearcastiel4667 I have to ask this: What shape were people's hands 3,700 years ago? We can assume that Evolution is too slow for there to be a significant difference in the soft tissues, that would make that grip uncomfortable for us. Until we find a whole bunch of Copper Age Swords that our hands probably wouldn't grip effectively enough to use as swords. And yet, the Copper Age People made swords. This might be evidence to accept that either 1: they're not as bad as they look, or B: they might have subtle differences in the soft tissues that we don't have any more. Rather than assume Ω: They just didn't know how to make swords in the Copper Age.

  • @chuuzu
    @chuuzu 3 года назад

    That dagger with all the bite is probably my new favorite! 😆

  • @Templarium
    @Templarium 3 года назад +12

    Oh I know what shape handle you like 😉

  • @DamascoGamer
    @DamascoGamer 3 года назад

    The echo effect on the voice is a nice touch, Skal.

  • @takamoron.
    @takamoron. 3 года назад +3

    When you wanna give yourself arthritis but you also have a duel at 5

  • @seanseamands
    @seanseamands 3 года назад

    The echo adds great ambiance to the cave Sir

  • @MrMolotov888
    @MrMolotov888 3 года назад +4

    How do you even get the idea to design these? I guess they're really just for decoration, at least I hope so

    • @OmegaZX-kd8sm
      @OmegaZX-kd8sm 3 года назад

      Maybe ceremonial, decoration, a sing of status, etc

  • @derekjames4796
    @derekjames4796 3 года назад

    Good moring yall. Allways good waking up to a new vid even with a hang over

  • @danielhollick1708
    @danielhollick1708 3 года назад +4

    That thumbnail made me want to vomit.

    • @OmegaZX-kd8sm
      @OmegaZX-kd8sm 3 года назад

      Whats even worse is that.. i know someone must've used those for... you now...

  • @guseadeh7440
    @guseadeh7440 3 года назад

    Honestly your bloopers are gold

  • @Estalarki
    @Estalarki 3 года назад +5

    How is your day.

    • @KingNedya
      @KingNedya 3 года назад +2

      My day is pretty great, thank you. How was yours?

    • @SirenUniverse381
      @SirenUniverse381 3 года назад +2

      Nice.
      How about you?😃

    • @Estalarki
      @Estalarki 3 года назад +1

      @@SirenUniverse381 my day is going pretty good 😊

    • @Estalarki
      @Estalarki 3 года назад +1

      @@KingNedya mine was nice 🙂

    • @ct7567CaptRex
      @ct7567CaptRex 3 года назад

      Mehhh. Slept in too long and struggled to get work for uni going

  • @reaper_exd7498
    @reaper_exd7498 3 года назад

    He says Welcome to the cave. I hear a creative way to deal with echo in an open area.

  • @Alexander-oh8ry
    @Alexander-oh8ry 3 года назад +3

    The Echo is rather distracting and not worth the atmospheric effect in the video, in my opinion

    • @zyrus9188
      @zyrus9188 3 года назад +1

      It's a bit much, might work if less intense.

    • @mikepette4422
      @mikepette4422 3 года назад

      it was ok but I agree a little with you.

  • @youremakingprogress144
    @youremakingprogress144 3 года назад +1

    The echoing voice complements the cave background nicely.