They won't let me into convention. Joke is on them

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024

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  • @Bitwit
    @Bitwit  5 лет назад +3725

    Wtf?! This is the first I'm hearing that Lyle followed me all the way to Vancouver and tried to get into LTX. Somehow he keeps gaining access to my channel and uploading content. He's also dodging my calls and nowhere to be found. Just called the hotel he stayed at for more info--They threatened to file a lawsuit against me for the mess he apparently made before checking out (through the hotel room balcony, I'm told), and for stealing nearly 300 of their mini lotion bottles. If anyone knows his whereabouts please notify me immediately.

    • @leonardusl5141
      @leonardusl5141 5 лет назад +149

      I wonder what he's using all that lotion for....

    • @Ansome234
      @Ansome234 5 лет назад +88

      in France ordering his fries

    • @tacticalcenter8658
      @tacticalcenter8658 5 лет назад +62

      Think he stole the real gold door nobs too

    • @monitroy9821
      @monitroy9821 5 лет назад +49

      Definitely took those gold door knobs...

    • @monitroy9821
      @monitroy9821 5 лет назад +45

      He’s probably selling those gold door knobs on the black market right now as we speak

  • @joshuaarteta2035
    @joshuaarteta2035 5 лет назад +2201

    Lyle has that specific face expression... nobody could mistake him for that wet noodle Kyle

  • @gamma-rayburst4375
    @gamma-rayburst4375 5 лет назад +790

    "When convenience becomes stupid, that's how you know you (are) rich." ~ Lyle

  • @md.imamulislam7
    @md.imamulislam7 5 лет назад +571

    I kept a straight face until he said "made from genuine... fake wood." I lost it.

    • @NoName-xt6tx
      @NoName-xt6tx 5 лет назад +11

      I hate it when I get that fake fake wood

    • @manboob5000
      @manboob5000 5 лет назад

      He had me at "Duty"

  • @TheGuitarpro3
    @TheGuitarpro3 5 лет назад +265

    "When convenience become stupid .. that's how you know you rich"
    Lmao.

    • @Isaax
      @Isaax 5 лет назад +1

      Lyle with some real talk right there

  • @ScusaLeRusher
    @ScusaLeRusher 5 лет назад +392

    1 towel a day keep the poor people away.
    Omg Lyle hahahahha

    • @Qicboy47
      @Qicboy47 5 лет назад +2

      I was seeing who else noticed this

  • @killacamfoo
    @killacamfoo 5 лет назад +1911

    This is the quality content I subscribed for.

    • @methalox_or_bust
      @methalox_or_bust 5 лет назад +19

      stole the words right out of my keyboard

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад +3

      LTX 2020 (Lyle Tech eXpo) should be held in an abandoned Chinese restaurant with a Karaoke lounge in the back. Kyle won't be invited.

    • @GoodJobLittleBuddy
      @GoodJobLittleBuddy 5 лет назад +1

      and yet i cant see that anybody noticed the cream and tissues on the bed side table

    • @carljenkins7354
      @carljenkins7354 5 лет назад +1

      Not Chinese. Thai. He's Thai. It's better than Chinese anyway.

    • @thunderturbine8860
      @thunderturbine8860 4 года назад

      Jack B lol

  • @NevilleTheWizard
    @NevilleTheWizard 5 лет назад +523

    1:40 Lyle must be lonely with all them tissues on the table!

    • @Repsalix
      @Repsalix 5 лет назад +43

      and the opened lotion squeezed out on the night stand haha

    • @NevilleTheWizard
      @NevilleTheWizard 5 лет назад +20

      jesus macias I didn’t catch that. You sir are my savior.

    • @frzr9029
      @frzr9029 5 лет назад +47

      "If you *cum* over here-"

    • @robertatkin7733
      @robertatkin7733 5 лет назад +10

      At one point there is a shirtless man on the tv also

    • @Cash0991
      @Cash0991 5 лет назад +13

      Are those sad tissues... Or happy tissues?

  • @joshuaarteta2035
    @joshuaarteta2035 5 лет назад +435

    Imagine hearing all this from the next room over...

    • @JG-fg1ye
      @JG-fg1ye 5 лет назад +11

      hahahahaha

    • @ChristopherGoggans
      @ChristopherGoggans 5 лет назад +34

      Didn't you listen?!? It's a genuine LUXURY hotel, there's so much insulation between the rooms someone could open a arcade and host a rave without disturbing their neighbors!

    • @Phenom98
      @Phenom98 5 лет назад +3

      Nigga do u even know what a luxury suite is????

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 4 года назад

      @@ChristopherGoggans
      Never knew that. This is a info that is too high standard than us poor people.

  • @EndorsZone
    @EndorsZone 5 лет назад +1755

    Lyle does anything to give us quality content. Thanks Lyle!!

    • @drewbutler1326
      @drewbutler1326 5 лет назад +10

      YAA! NO THANKS KYLE!!!

    • @ahsantahseen6531
      @ahsantahseen6531 5 лет назад +7

      Lyle>Kyle

    • @asheryunan
      @asheryunan 5 лет назад +1

      Lyle is the only reason anyone should even sub to this channel

    • @Chris-hw4mq
      @Chris-hw4mq 5 лет назад

      bitwit channel is morphing in shit vlogs and no ideea videos

  • @TrainMasterMan
    @TrainMasterMan 5 лет назад +400

    The subtlety- "If you _come_ over here......"
    {tons of klenex and lotion}

    • @colesym84
      @colesym84 5 лет назад +23

      How do you know they were Kleenex? They could have been a luxury brand of tissues.

    • @fortnitefunnyguyman6077
      @fortnitefunnyguyman6077 5 лет назад +11

      @@colesym84 Kleenex has just become a household name, so many people refer to tissues as Kleenex, regardless of the actual brand. But you're right, of course he has luxury tissues. I mean this is Lyle we're talking about.

    • @benjaminletourneau5024
      @benjaminletourneau5024 5 лет назад +1

      @@fortnitefunnyguyman6077 woosh

    • @yakitatefreak
      @yakitatefreak 5 лет назад +3

      @@Gamevet He would only get the cheap generic stuff for Kyle and make it tax-deductible. Remember that he's a businessman first and foremost.

    • @cordero6960
      @cordero6960 5 лет назад

      if you COME!!! over here

  • @jacobparsons3252
    @jacobparsons3252 5 лет назад +1409

    Finally a good tech RUclipsr that is a Chinese.

  • @zynergygames
    @zynergygames 5 лет назад +118

    "Genuine fake wood" -Lyle, 2019

  • @josejuanandrade4439
    @josejuanandrade4439 5 лет назад +117

    "When convenience becomes stupid... that's when you know you are rich" - Lyle, 2019
    Wise words!

  • @peloslash
    @peloslash 5 лет назад +87

    "One towel a day, keep the poor people away." -Lyle 2019

  • @RichRacc
    @RichRacc 5 лет назад +47

    “Some potato fries... from France!” I died.

  • @donald2167
    @donald2167 5 лет назад +182

    Lyle Tech Tips is the best. We need more reviews from Lyle.

  • @wreckless1870
    @wreckless1870 5 лет назад +17

    "you dont get to go home till 5 haha"
    i felt that ._.

  • @JoseAlfonsoChavez
    @JoseAlfonsoChavez 5 лет назад +185

    This is quality content. He should steal other channels and upload to his proper channel. It can be named Lyle's Hardware, Lylez2cents, Lyle's Nexus, Lyle's Studio, Lyle's Vox, Lyle's Cannucks, Der8Lyle, or even Lyle's Tech Tips and I wont be even mad.. xD

    • @jarsky
      @jarsky 5 лет назад +19

      YES! This should be a thing ^ Just random episodes where he takes over the channel for a video!

    • @xjtorc
      @xjtorc 5 лет назад +16

      The Lerge

    • @omarpadilla8033
      @omarpadilla8033 5 лет назад +8

      Lyle2D

    • @Orangefan77
      @Orangefan77 5 лет назад +6

      Lylez2Yuan

    • @Doobie3010
      @Doobie3010 5 лет назад +3

      Jose Alfonso Chavez In short doses,it works,but anything longer,or more often,and the shine would almost certainly wear thin.In this case,less IS more.

  • @jackapc4727
    @jackapc4727 5 лет назад +71

    One day Kyle is going to wake up, permanently stuck in the persona of Lyle, completely forgetting everything about Kyle's life.
    An da worl will be a much better for it. Kyre was dead weight, errybody knows dat.

    • @1slotmech
      @1slotmech 5 лет назад +3

      Hoping to snag Wifeysauce maybe? 🤔🙄😏

    • @Sebastianbaraj5
      @Sebastianbaraj5 5 лет назад +5

      What do you mean "persona"? They are two different people.

  • @skywarr5508
    @skywarr5508 5 лет назад +31

    I thought Kyle'd killed Lyle, but I guess a mortal can't truly kill God

  • @CapsuleGraph11
    @CapsuleGraph11 5 лет назад +164

    Knew it was Lyle from the thumbnail.

  • @Gruntsworth
    @Gruntsworth 5 лет назад +9

    All that comes to mind when I see Lyle is "U NOT ICING A CAKE" from The Verge thermal paste application. And based on the tissues and lotion all over the nightstand, Lyle knows a thing or 2 about icing cakes.

  • @framerate3142
    @framerate3142 4 года назад +1

    When I heard, “when convenience becomes stupid that’s when you know your rich” I died 🤣🤣🤣

  • @FunkyDaddyO
    @FunkyDaddyO 5 лет назад +1

    ROFL....the spilt moisturiser and scrunched tissues next to the bed! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @y-09
    @y-09 5 лет назад +23

    I feel like Kyle created the master to his own downfall in Lyle... We all love him a bit too much now 😂

  • @MrBloodypassion
    @MrBloodypassion 5 лет назад +1

    "You suck you. can't go home till 5 pm"
    😂

  • @LazyPCRehab
    @LazyPCRehab 5 лет назад +3

    "Rejected me, in my face" Lmfao

  • @xhappymochix6029
    @xhappymochix6029 5 лет назад

    “Soft wrike a dumpwring” XD I spit my drink. Thanks lyle

  • @monitroy9821
    @monitroy9821 5 лет назад +63

    LYLE!!! YES THE BEST YT OUT THERE! Make him a channel!😄

  • @perkele1989
    @perkele1989 5 лет назад

    Hahaha love it! Especially the little details (strongmen on TV, open lotion and used napkins at bedside table LOL)

  • @DizzzyKipper
    @DizzzyKipper 5 лет назад +5

    I snorted my damn tea .That laugh was priceless."look it all the poor people go to work."
    Cheers Lyle.

    • @DizzzyKipper
      @DizzzyKipper 5 лет назад

      @Brad Viviviyal refreshing. lol

  • @fogartym77
    @fogartym77 5 лет назад

    That was the best impersonation of Kahn Souphanousinphone from King of the Hill I've ever heard. Well done.

  • @Aldrinkun
    @Aldrinkun 5 лет назад +6

    "when convenience becomes stupid, thats how you know you rich"

  • @shhmule
    @shhmule 5 лет назад +1

    "Make me fell like I sit in a hotdog!" LMAO

  • @splzd103
    @splzd103 5 лет назад +34

    "When convenience become stupid that mean how you know you rich." I died right there.
    So true.
    More please.

  • @ethantuttle4079
    @ethantuttle4079 5 лет назад +1

    The expression on his face in the thumbnail 😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Walterz930
    @Walterz930 5 лет назад +4

    Omg I have watched this 6 times now and woke my dog up laughing 🤣🤣🤣 am sorry Kyle your sacked Lyle your hired

  • @nickeggleton9645
    @nickeggleton9645 5 лет назад +2

    1:39 lmao the lotion and tissues next to the bed. Lyle doesn't have a wifey sauce so he has to make do with himself lol.

  • @BrownieX001
    @BrownieX001 5 лет назад +16

    Yes! The real LTX conversation we all needed.

  • @MisterBail3y
    @MisterBail3y 5 лет назад +2

    So we are gonna ignore Lyle's Tissue stash next to his bed.. he been busy with that Spectravision lol

  • @jonathanstaffan3573
    @jonathanstaffan3573 5 лет назад +8

    Poking the screen 😂 *dead*
    I just want to say that these are the only (vlogs) I watch on youtube.

  • @ElementalAlchemy
    @ElementalAlchemy 5 лет назад

    The screen taps, they kill me. 🤣

  • @tntgaming6691
    @tntgaming6691 5 лет назад +5

    *”1towel a day keeps the poor people away”*
    -BitWit 2019

  • @DarkReturns1
    @DarkReturns1 5 лет назад

    This is the type of content where you catch something new each time you watch it lol, love the mix of subtlety and in your face humor!

  • @--T3NN0--
    @--T3NN0-- 5 лет назад +3

    "One tour a day keep da poor people away"
    -Lyle

  • @doro626
    @doro626 5 лет назад

    I first saw you on the Omnizoa verge 2000 pc supercut. Someone identified your channel and now I have tears in my eyes. dude, this is too funny.

  • @yuunmorino5718
    @yuunmorino5718 5 лет назад +17

    Wait, Lyle got rejected?
    WHO DO LMG THINK THEY ARE

  • @something3567
    @something3567 5 лет назад +2

    "A towel a day keeps the poor people away" the best lyle line ever

  • @briandrum1253
    @briandrum1253 5 лет назад +21

    Oh my god, I love you dude. This was so funny😂

  • @luay2805
    @luay2805 5 лет назад

    This legit had me laughing my ass off😂😂 good job Lyle

  • @rashadowens6435
    @rashadowens6435 5 лет назад +5

    This is pure entertainment, well done sir!

  • @ferto89
    @ferto89 5 лет назад

    Lol dude this shit is golden... please never stop making these

  • @mquirozz
    @mquirozz 5 лет назад +3

    "if you come over here!" *Ignores the happy tissues* 😆😆😆

  • @RGMUFC1
    @RGMUFC1 5 лет назад

    "Genuine fake wood" LMAO!!!!

  • @JordosTechShack
    @JordosTechShack 5 лет назад +3

    1:38 Lyle must have a cold that's allot of used tissue on his night stand.

  • @SirChaosS
    @SirChaosS 5 лет назад

    "When convenience become stupid, that how you know you are rich!" -seems to be everybody's favorite quote. Stealing!
    But i really liked, "... fine ruxury desk made from genuine ... fake wood."

  • @Zorabotic
    @Zorabotic 5 лет назад +3

    joke's on you guys. I bought the door handles with my cold, hard cash

  • @ChristopherBristol
    @ChristopherBristol 5 лет назад

    It must be sooo damn hard to do this without laughing...I don't think I've ever made it though a Lyle vid without chuckling a bit.

  • @warblesnow7925
    @warblesnow7925 5 лет назад +6

    Shouldve went over to Kyles room and rubbed his tooth brush on the toilet and stuff lol

  • @davesoraytc9889
    @davesoraytc9889 5 лет назад

    1:43 Make from genuine... FAKE WOOD 😂😂😂

  • @shmeade
    @shmeade 5 лет назад +19

    Clicked when I saw lyle’s face

  • @tettzanzone8177
    @tettzanzone8177 5 лет назад

    "Potato fries... From france", killed me right there

  • @sn00p
    @sn00p 5 лет назад +14

    you can come to the convention i'm hosting in my mom's basement, lmao.

  • @rohanbroach
    @rohanbroach 5 лет назад

    "When convenience becomes stupid, that's how you know you rich" ~ Lyle 😂😂

  • @Natewu188
    @Natewu188 5 лет назад +3

    Just pretend you are Kyle after you lock Kyle in the bathroom

  • @ElGuerreroMaya
    @ElGuerreroMaya 5 лет назад

    "I don't know what this do but I bet it work better than any of the rigs Kyle built" *Depraved laughter *

  • @HGCProd
    @HGCProd 5 лет назад +13

    Dang bro I feel bad for you...press F to pay respects

  • @lairdofglencoe3304
    @lairdofglencoe3304 5 лет назад

    "When convenience becomes stupid, that's when you know you are rich." That may be the most perfect modern quote.

  • @arrdune
    @arrdune 5 лет назад +3

    I'm spooked because i walk down the street that Lyle showed every morning

  • @HeatherWarner97
    @HeatherWarner97 5 лет назад

    "Comes with Keurig, not sure what it do but I bet it work better than any of the rig Kyle build" xD This line had me dying

  • @NickIsQBFox
    @NickIsQBFox 5 лет назад +9

    So much better than Kyle's LTX 2019 video, can't wait to see more Lyle!

  • @venomtailOG
    @venomtailOG 5 лет назад

    Order a SINGLE fry? Damn this guy is loaded...

  • @smgofdvld
    @smgofdvld 5 лет назад +6

    i watched this video more than once good job sir 😅👍

  • @euga5653
    @euga5653 5 лет назад

    "Better safe than sorry" 😂😂

  • @thatmand4542
    @thatmand4542 5 лет назад +3

    Oh Lyle of course he had to rob 300 lotion bottle so he wont buy any to afford his lifestyle XD,but for real keep up the great work like always kyle i love you (no homo) but yeah :)

  • @EliTheCraziest
    @EliTheCraziest 5 лет назад

    HAHAHA That nightstand lube and tissues made my day!!!!

  • @rizoan2315
    @rizoan2315 5 лет назад +3

    the 50 people who disliked this video are poor people

  • @elil1389
    @elil1389 5 лет назад

    Please never stop doing these I laughed way to much

  • @justromen5876
    @justromen5876 5 лет назад +3

    No matter what we teach Lyle, he still can't speak engwish

  • @ZedArray
    @ZedArray 5 лет назад

    "...made from genuine... fake wood"
    I died

  • @origami4997
    @origami4997 5 лет назад +6

    Anyone else think Lyle needs his own channel/ Instagram (^-^)/"

  • @jordanwilliams378
    @jordanwilliams378 5 лет назад

    1:39 bahaha, the lotion dripping with mass amounts of Kleenex

  • @bat-man502
    @bat-man502 5 лет назад +4

    1 view, 88 likes and 28 comments
    Logic

  • @stephenkent9308
    @stephenkent9308 5 лет назад +1

    I think Lyle is just Kyle with his hair combed doing a funny voice.

  • @Mike504
    @Mike504 5 лет назад

    Lyle's next single: "Haha you suck you can't go home till 5pm"

  • @Nanoytgaming
    @Nanoytgaming 5 лет назад +2

    Yes

  • @mrwheeaboo8191
    @mrwheeaboo8191 5 лет назад

    "Genuine fake wood" idk why im dead there

  • @nathanballay9702
    @nathanballay9702 5 лет назад

    “I going to call room service and order some potato fry, from France.” - Lyle

  • @nathanealgympad8011
    @nathanealgympad8011 5 лет назад

    " One tower away keeps the poor people away"😂😂😂😂👍👍...Hands off best tech Channel ever...Thank you Ryre for making it the best for me

  • @thrydwulf
    @thrydwulf 5 лет назад +1

    You do such a great job with this character. Always cracks me up! Thank you!

  • @arokh72
    @arokh72 5 лет назад

    I'm in a dark place right now, I really needed this. Thanks Lyle.

  • @Asquaredbastards
    @Asquaredbastards 5 лет назад

    lol the lotion and tissues next to the bed XD

  • @ginganinja1178
    @ginganinja1178 5 лет назад

    Tissues next to the bed cracked me up.

  • @enzoambonilebourlegat8040
    @enzoambonilebourlegat8040 5 лет назад

    Man... I love this character of you Kyle ! Continue like this. The best type of videos of the channel!! (Sorry If i wrote something wrong, my grammar it's pretty basic)

  • @ivanromero7274
    @ivanromero7274 5 лет назад

    ajajajajajjaajja "...genuine fake wood" epic!!!

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 5 лет назад

    Legends say Ry-Ru-San stole that bathrobe, and Ky-Roo got stuck with the bill

  • @LordDecapo
    @LordDecapo 5 лет назад

    Yay Lyle!!!! :D I knew that face when i saw the thumbnail.
    Pause video at about 1:38.... lololol

  • @bigal2688
    @bigal2688 5 лет назад

    ..... and another phone 10 feet away....When luxury becomes stupid, That's when you know you are Rich!!! LMAO!

  • @Loke6661666246
    @Loke6661666246 5 лет назад

    Lol. I noticed that exuberant amount of tissues beside the bed. You're not that srick (slick) Ryle.