Trump and Biden Square Off at the Mexico Border, Don Jr’s Most Preposterous Lie Yet & Gimme Five!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @holmcm751
    @holmcm751 8 месяцев назад +136

    It sickens me to hear that creep talking about water and how important it is to have even AFTER what he did to Sweet Molly in Scotland.
    So gross! His full diaper is likely the least disgusting thing about him.

    • @VivianBertucci-abc
      @VivianBertucci-abc 8 месяцев назад +12

      Yes! I just commented the same thing! More people need to hear about this! Trump, what a piece of work. I wish I had the link to the documentary about her. I thought it was Mary, now I feel bad. Thanks for posting about this.

    • @Cinnamongun1
      @Cinnamongun1 8 месяцев назад +10

      It's disgusting how he treated Molly. And you're right.

    • @ricaard
      @ricaard 8 месяцев назад +3

      What did he do?

    • @GiGi-ef5ir
      @GiGi-ef5ir 8 месяцев назад +7

      Had her water access taken away when he built his golf course in Scotland

    • @itsknotmagic
      @itsknotmagic 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@ricaard watch."you've been trumped"

  • @vindiesel1469
    @vindiesel1469 8 месяцев назад +94

    Signs of a psychopath
    • behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
    • disregarding or violating the rights of others.
    • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
    • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
    • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
    • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
    • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.

    • @triciac1019
      @triciac1019 8 месяцев назад +17

      Yep, Trump!

    • @padgedunbar9400
      @padgedunbar9400 8 месяцев назад +14

      A perfect description of one Donald J Trump.

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 8 месяцев назад +8

      All criteria Trump has!

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 8 месяцев назад +6

      Litteraly Trump in all ways

    • @davidallen346
      @davidallen346 8 месяцев назад

      Sounds like me ex and GOP's presidential candidate Trump!

  • @squirrels666
    @squirrels666 8 месяцев назад +150

    I highly doubt ANYONE, especially any black dudes, are coming up to DJTJ and saying "you're my hero"

  • @sandyvisentin4076
    @sandyvisentin4076 8 месяцев назад +60

    A chore challenge? This is a man who doesn't know how an umbrella works. I'm here for it!

  • @titusrider7948
    @titusrider7948 8 месяцев назад +130

    "I let them have water" What the hell is he mumbling about? He couldn't complete several sentences

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 8 месяцев назад +12

      He is literally claiming to be god now, so who knows?

    • @bluebook709
      @bluebook709 8 месяцев назад +6

      I let the rest of you eat cake too.

    • @Ken.-
      @Ken.- 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@bluebook709In Trumps case, cheeseburgers.

    • @barney5583
      @barney5583 8 месяцев назад +1

      titusrider7948, he himself doesn't know what he's saying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @triciac1019
    @triciac1019 8 месяцев назад +152

    I burst out laughing when all the press started talking at once, and Biden smiled. I could not zone in on even one of them speaking.

    • @angelikalindenau943
      @angelikalindenau943 8 месяцев назад +22

      Bingo. It shows he has mastered the art of presiding over toddler birthday parties 🎉

    • @YippydaSnoop
      @YippydaSnoop 8 месяцев назад +4

      Some people are saying it's a recording

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 8 месяцев назад +4

      OHJB has seen it all. He is a literal national treasure.

    • @bunyipdragon9499
      @bunyipdragon9499 8 месяцев назад +2

      pab45 would have yelled at them. Something like, -- Don't you know who your speaking to, or I'm the President, have some respect.
      He would have been right in his sentiment (this time) but his outburst would have been so funny 😂

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 8 месяцев назад +1

      He looks at them and wonder " when do they take their static and LEAVE?"

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 8 месяцев назад +279

    Journalists: *scream all at once at Joe Biden*
    I'm 34 and even I can't understand what they're all screaming? Toddlers are more coherent than white house journalists.

    • @5thribroarn304
      @5thribroarn304 8 месяцев назад +3

      It was a Pre-recorded "Audience" response.

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 8 месяцев назад +8

      Journalist used to know how to be respectful and take their turns. I guess they skipped kindergarten.

    • @MW97058
      @MW97058 8 месяцев назад +1

      Because he ALWAYS says he will come back later to take their questions but never does!

    • @ISirSmoke
      @ISirSmoke 8 месяцев назад

      @@MW97058who would

    • @julesnagbunga1204
      @julesnagbunga1204 8 месяцев назад

      They weren't Whitehouse journalists.

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 8 месяцев назад +143

    To be a hero, you have to do something. Anything. DJTJ has never done anything for anyone else.

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 8 месяцев назад +3

      Well, he murdered some innocent wildlife, so there's that....

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots 8 месяцев назад +100

    WHITE POWDER MOVEMENT omg the writers are killin it

  • @jkingston5498
    @jkingston5498 8 месяцев назад +27

    I miss the "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel"! Bring it back please!

  • @sshaw4429
    @sshaw4429 8 месяцев назад +72

    The black man, who calls him hero, 😂😂😂😂😂😂I think they are saying, “you are a ZERO!”

    • @teevcee77
      @teevcee77 8 месяцев назад +2

      There is no way in hell that that is true!😂😂

    • @YippydaSnoop
      @YippydaSnoop 8 месяцев назад

      The real racism just came out LOL

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад

      He _thought_ the black man said that DJTJ was his hero, but in reality the black guy was just trying to get paid for the coke.

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 8 месяцев назад +1286

    The fact that someone like trump can get more than 10% of the vote in any election angers and saddens me.
    Come on America. We have to do better.

    • @danielroque8504
      @danielroque8504 8 месяцев назад +58

      Its his base~(they wont leave him).....

    • @dennisgeyer8250
      @dennisgeyer8250 8 месяцев назад

      The fact that supposedly 81 million Americans voted for a criminal with dementia saddens me. Without a doubt, my family did better under Trump's administration. Imagine how well the country would have been if the Democrats hadn't wasted the Country's time with bogus impeachments.

    • @vrvaughn
      @vrvaughn 8 месяцев назад +39

      @@DiamondWarehouseAhhh ignorance from a tRumpanzee .. how accurate.

    • @8arrows
      @8arrows 8 месяцев назад +24

      I suspect cheating.

    • @teresathayn5170
      @teresathayn5170 8 месяцев назад

      They totally brainwashed my 84 yr old mother so she watched nothing but Fox News and she was scared up until she died this past Thanksgiving! Fox News is doing horrible things to innocent trusting vulnerable people!

  • @erikcareswell6768
    @erikcareswell6768 8 месяцев назад +104

    Regarding Trump and loading laundry... from what I have heard.. he doesn't even wipe his own dumpster.

  • @tracymcgrath1192
    @tracymcgrath1192 8 месяцев назад +18

    Sick joke. This family is just so outrageous 🤬🤮 I’m 50 and have lived but I am truly shocked at this never ending nightmare.

  • @francesmartin1630
    @francesmartin1630 8 месяцев назад +47

    A bit of Jimmy kimmel 1st in morning gets the blood pulping with laughter, from Scotland cheers JImmy

    • @EuropeanWren
      @EuropeanWren 8 месяцев назад +4

      Same. 🇳🇱

    • @SusanMcGorlick
      @SusanMcGorlick 3 месяца назад

      Jimmy is bordering on a comic genius. What’s not to ❤️ love.

  • @UndercoverDigital
    @UndercoverDigital 8 месяцев назад +114

    I see DJTJ has been into the donuts again, his eyes look pretty glazed...

  • @Patsy-rr5rj
    @Patsy-rr5rj 8 месяцев назад +294

    Trump didn't pay his water bill, thats why he has no water!!😂😂😂

    • @gchukma
      @gchukma 8 месяцев назад +17

      Water is on his mind because his tenents are always complaining about shoddy service from his property managers.

    • @victoriao1828
      @victoriao1828 8 месяцев назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 8 месяцев назад +1

      Wuddah

    • @Whimsy4fall
      @Whimsy4fall 8 месяцев назад +8

      @@Seanjrambow he is beyond a wash, he is so far into the stink that skunks are offended.

    • @willapple8145
      @willapple8145 8 месяцев назад +8

      Trump has the best water the wettest water

  • @missyreed1804
    @missyreed1804 8 месяцев назад +99

    How nice it was for someone to send Don jr his drug of choice in an envelope 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад +4

      I would love to be a fly stuck in the katchup when the Hazmat crew told him it was just his newest order of coke.

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 8 месяцев назад +7

      Well he left that stash in the WH so it was a thoughtful gesture. :)))

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 8 месяцев назад +3

      HAD to be cut.....lol...

  • @Darfaultner
    @Darfaultner 8 месяцев назад +51

    To those saying cats aren't slippery, you've clearly never tried to catch one that didn't want to be caught

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight 8 месяцев назад +3

      The guy that wrote all that was a slippery cat. 😜

    • @chapablo
      @chapablo 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@cosmicraysshotsintothelightespecially if he was covered in soap.

    • @jahualhaq9853
      @jahualhaq9853 8 месяцев назад

      Why would operatives help and facilitate the presidency for djt? They can keep it amongst themselves. Why a half decade delay after delay when verdicts could take a week????

  • @mtb095
    @mtb095 8 месяцев назад +47

    Don Jr. is taking a page out of Dad’s picture book with the “black guys came up to me. Big black guys, strong black guys. Tears in their eyes. And they said to me ‘you’re my hero Don Jr.’”
    LOL 😂😂😂

  • @jillianfehring6176
    @jillianfehring6176 8 месяцев назад +119

    I want to see him clean a toilet and scrub a tub!😂😂

    • @rebeldarr301
      @rebeldarr301 8 месяцев назад +16

      He might get a chance to do it really soon wearing an orange jump suit

    • @DH-xm3hc
      @DH-xm3hc 8 месяцев назад

      One can only hope 🤔​@@rebeldarr301

    • @greenvortex7
      @greenvortex7 8 месяцев назад +9

      esp a tub because you need balance and strength leaning over a tub to get it done well.

    • @yvonnelewis4888
      @yvonnelewis4888 8 месяцев назад +7

      Jailhouse chores are coming!!!

    • @corneliusdinkmeyer2190
      @corneliusdinkmeyer2190 8 месяцев назад +2

      OH YES!!!! That would be priceless!

  • @merlinlucas8280
    @merlinlucas8280 8 месяцев назад +278

    Aparantly Trump never took a shower. He just stood in one once. He didn't know you had to turn the knob.

    • @redleezure7088
      @redleezure7088 8 месяцев назад +23

      Maybe a golden shower?

    • @gorak9000
      @gorak9000 8 месяцев назад +11

      @@redleezure7088 Noice! Came to make the same comment, and you beat me to it (with a Forbes magazine)

    • @ag4allgood
      @ag4allgood 8 месяцев назад +10

      He kept clapping his hands - he thought it operated like a clapper for the lights !

    • @cz2301
      @cz2301 8 месяцев назад +8

      he only gets golden showers

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 8 месяцев назад +7

      He turned it on by thinking about it

  • @bs4638
    @bs4638 8 месяцев назад +197

    Trump should also be sent to a grocery store to buy a loaf of bread, making sure he has some sort of ID! 😄

    • @creativelife9871
      @creativelife9871 8 месяцев назад +6

      🤣🎯💯

    • @yellowbrickroad2377
      @yellowbrickroad2377 8 месяцев назад

      рutin, хi, Kim Jоng, Iгаniаn Mullаhs, еvеn Mаduго, еvеn hоuthis with stingегs оn dоnkеys - еvегyоnе is just wiрing thеiг fееt оn bidеn. hе is the lаughing stосk оf this wогld

    • @ScottishRoyal1
      @ScottishRoyal1 8 месяцев назад +6

      He could take his mugshot 😮

    • @dracoargentum9783
      @dracoargentum9783 8 месяцев назад +1

      But first he needs to complete his driving tests, to acquire his own ID.

    • @BS_HORSEPOO-L
      @BS_HORSEPOO-L 8 месяцев назад

      Every store asks for your ID. "Do you have our card", soon you will need to be IDed before you can get in.

  • @PocketMarmo04
    @PocketMarmo04 8 месяцев назад +40

    When you find a white powder in Don Jrs house, you do not need to call the Haz Mat people. You need to call the DEA. His septum sounds like it is totally deteriorated

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 8 месяцев назад +2

      Hahahaha

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 8 месяцев назад +7

    Thank you Jimmy for the facts please keep up the great job!🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

  • @eduardoperezhernandez2693
    @eduardoperezhernandez2693 8 месяцев назад +1216

    “White lines matter “, Don Jr talking on AWM24X was great! Happy for the headsup

    • @derrekvanee4567
      @derrekvanee4567 8 месяцев назад +5

      Americans and the Trump thing really being the world down. *he ain't going to jail or anything.*

    • @MrGrantSloan
      @MrGrantSloan 8 месяцев назад +2

      That vanilla or chocolate, ice cream?

    • @The987654321andy
      @The987654321andy 8 месяцев назад +9

      love the freudian slip there. yes, that cocaine will get you in jail first lol

    • @sandrabarrie84
      @sandrabarrie84 8 месяцев назад +4

      Looks like Donnie Junior got to the white powder before the boys in the hazmat suits.

  • @randy7003
    @randy7003 8 месяцев назад +86

    Jr blown out of his mind again as usual.

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 8 месяцев назад

      @randy7003 that's cokey jr right there

  • @mollycorkle6628
    @mollycorkle6628 8 месяцев назад +21

    If he's so upset about water, he should go to counties in the USA that don't have potable water..

  • @kuzzbillington6392
    @kuzzbillington6392 8 месяцев назад +29

    I don't think there's ever any white powder being "unidentified" when it comes to Speedy Jr

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight 8 месяцев назад +2

      He tried it before he called them. No... he was the one who sent it so he could point fingers at the left.

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 8 месяцев назад +12

    Your DJTJ impression is very good and will keep me laughing every time I hear that fool. Ty! 😁👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😁

  • @pattyandersen5516
    @pattyandersen5516 8 месяцев назад +255

    If I was Biden, I’d laugh at the press in amazement too.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 8 месяцев назад +5

      He laughs at clouds and imaginary people so wouldn’t be surprised

    • @justinwebb134
      @justinwebb134 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@JohnnyDelco Biden would run laps around your tik tok maga brain. Sad!

    • @DH-xm3hc
      @DH-xm3hc 8 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@JohnnyDelco I don't think so. The press act like looney's.

    • @JohnnyDelco
      @JohnnyDelco 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@DH-xm3hc no I do. We all do. We clearly see him completely out of it every time he speaks. Total embarrassment 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg
      @AnthonyOMulligan-yv9cg 8 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@JohnnyDelcoOf course you do little Jonny, how was your day at outpatients?

  • @danburnes722
    @danburnes722 8 месяцев назад +237

    Trump is deranged. So embarrassing.

    • @Hahaha-wb9wl
      @Hahaha-wb9wl 8 месяцев назад +4

      He’s going to win for a third time in November

    • @aliengranpa
      @aliengranpa 8 месяцев назад +2

      It's starting to feel like an episode of the twilight zone again.

    • @5thribroarn304
      @5thribroarn304 8 месяцев назад

      The Brainwashing of Americans to h.ate their own Country has been a tremendous success for outside foreign interests who infiltrated America's Education and Media Systems.

    • @stephenstjohn5239
      @stephenstjohn5239 8 месяцев назад

      How's he gonna do that if he didn't win a 2nd time? @@Hahaha-wb9wl

    • @Lee-ke9mx
      @Lee-ke9mx 8 месяцев назад +2

      We love Trump here in 🇬🇧 we respect leaders with courage and balls!

  • @PresidentByNameOnly
    @PresidentByNameOnly 8 месяцев назад +12

    "The apple doesn't fall far from the orange." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stephensorensen4477
    @stephensorensen4477 8 месяцев назад +15

    The Tucker comment, that was slipped in with the wash, was brilliant! Please vote. 🗳💙🇺🇸

  • @keweldogpdx
    @keweldogpdx 8 месяцев назад +64

    Biden’s awesome! He just starts laughing and smiles through it. Classy man. Rather have his age and experience, and his advisors, any day!!

    • @jrider9168
      @jrider9168 8 месяцев назад +2

      Tell me you hate America without telling me you hate America.

    • @paolovantassel1989
      @paolovantassel1989 8 месяцев назад

      @@jrider9168 Okay; "I have not yet seen evidence of massive vote fraud from the 2020 election, and it seems as if none exists despite years of searching."

    • @heatherarce3744
      @heatherarce3744 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@jrider9168ok I’ll bite. Trump

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 месяцев назад +83

    The only thing Donnie mixes more than names he should know is prescription medications.

    • @kjm3610
      @kjm3610 8 месяцев назад

      Joe doesn't even know how to get to the Drug store on his own,

    • @beenaplumber8379
      @beenaplumber8379 8 месяцев назад

      @@kjm3610 Sure he does! He hops in that sweet Corvette, pushes in his favorite Three Dog Night 8-track, dons the shades, and when he gets there he has to wait in the car until "Shambala" finishes before turning it off and going inside. Nice!

  • @DesertbikerAZ
    @DesertbikerAZ 8 месяцев назад +581

    Trump IN prison 2024!🇺🇸

  • @randomrangoon5476
    @randomrangoon5476 8 месяцев назад +16

    I let em have water for toilets,showers and dishwashers 😂💀🤦‍♂️

    • @1monagale
      @1monagale 8 месяцев назад +6

      It’s crazy😂

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 8 месяцев назад +3

      Trump: Yea without me, there would be no water for my people. Without me they couldn’t flush toilets or wash clothes in washing machines…. Reelect me because only I can give you water!!!

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 8 месяцев назад +2

      Trump: and you couldn’t eat without me because only I can give you water for dishwashers.

  • @samthompson2980
    @samthompson2980 8 месяцев назад +16

    Trump Jr wants his own version of 'big man, strong man, tears in his eyes...' BS that Don does 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 8 месяцев назад +16

    Loved that Biden fireplace gag. So good! 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧

  • @CaptainCanuck74
    @CaptainCanuck74 8 месяцев назад +19

    "White powder movement" is a masterpiece of jokecraft

  • @marycirimele9172
    @marycirimele9172 8 месяцев назад +30

    He let Whirlpool have water? What does that even mean????

    • @DanielOnFire101
      @DanielOnFire101 8 месяцев назад

      For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 8 месяцев назад +2

      No worries. His supporters aren’t capable of deconstructing anything. They probably don’t even listen.

    • @cosmicraysshotsintothelight
      @cosmicraysshotsintothelight 8 месяцев назад +3

      One of his dope crew told him that in order for a whirlpool to work, it has to have water. Trump is very, very, VERY UNintelligent.

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 8 месяцев назад

      @@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 😂😂😂💙💙💙

  • @jemma6596
    @jemma6596 8 месяцев назад +30

    Like father, like son - liars, both of thsm.
    What has Jr. done for anyone, ever?

    • @kjm3610
      @kjm3610 8 месяцев назад +1

      Like father like son, one's a crack addict the other( mr president) can't even talk and eat ice cream at the same time. Maybe he can eat ice cream with the help of
      Jill

    • @billcoady1697
      @billcoady1697 8 месяцев назад

      @@kjm3610wrong family you are describing EX President Trump & Don Jr. get your 💩 together 🤡

    • @jrider9168
      @jrider9168 8 месяцев назад

      I think you misspelled Biden

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@jrider9168Theres not enough space in a comment to list the many things that Biden has DONE for the public, STARTING with a PLAN to minimize the deadly effects of COVID infection. Theres also not enough room to list the examples of unmitigated HARASSMENT that Hunter Biden has been subjected to. He has helped Americans understand how your own laptop can be fraudulently used against you, for example.

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga 8 месяцев назад +25

    I love the fact that Haley is staying in the race out of sheer spite! Go, Nikki, go!

    • @mattf516
      @mattf516 7 месяцев назад

      That's just childish

  • @DELACORADO
    @DELACORADO 8 месяцев назад +12

    I REALLY miss that hilarious segment "Previously on Jimmy Kimmel Live"...

  • @shawnfuzy3191
    @shawnfuzy3191 8 месяцев назад +3

    Love you Jimmy

  • @MrDrkNoir
    @MrDrkNoir 8 месяцев назад +29

    “Hey man…you’re my hero”
    Said no black man ever

  • @estebanfrisch2536
    @estebanfrisch2536 8 месяцев назад +310

    Trump hates his plumbing because he's his own landlord.

    • @yellowbrickroad2377
      @yellowbrickroad2377 8 месяцев назад

      рutin, хi, Kim Jоng, Iгаniаn Mullаhs, еvеn Mаduго, еvеn hоuthis with stingегs оn dоnkеys - еvегyоnе is just wiрing thеiг fееt оn bidеn. hе is the lаughing stосk оf this wогld

    • @willapple8145
      @willapple8145 8 месяцев назад +11

      No its because his hair raccoon escaped again thats why he hates plumbing lol

    • @JOHNWLOUCKS
      @JOHNWLOUCKS 8 месяцев назад +15

      when trump said you have to flush the new toilets 10 times he was talking about himself because when you ARE the biggest turd in America you do have to flush 10 times.

    • @declanhogan3958
      @declanhogan3958 8 месяцев назад +7

      @estebanfrisch2536: the only time Flump ever used a washing machine was to launder money,!!.😂 🇮🇪 Vote Blue forever, from the top down and middle out. 😎

    • @russshaber8071
      @russshaber8071 8 месяцев назад +3

      Are you referring to Melania, as opposed someone he just rents?

  • @gwen3010
    @gwen3010 8 месяцев назад +3

    Stop the insanity vote blue America 2024!!!! 💙💙💙💙
    This is not about Republicans, Democrats or Independents it's about saving OUR Democracy and one candidate is attacking it do your research please.

  • @markuk7935
    @markuk7935 8 месяцев назад +4

    Don Jr saying he flies a lot. That figures, is there ever a time he isn't high?

  • @annessagilmore8287
    @annessagilmore8287 8 месяцев назад +4

    Yes Jimmy! Tony from gimme 5 should be part of the Jimmy Kimmel Live cast! He is Hilarious!😂🎉🎉

  • @Manski_123
    @Manski_123 8 месяцев назад +3

    I miss the "Previously, on Jimmy Kimmel Live" start to these videos...did we run out of clips?

    • @dahn57
      @dahn57 8 месяцев назад +1

      With the internet? I doubt it 😛
      Probably some executive trying to get people to watch the show on TV instead by withholding content.

  • @CarlDalach-px4cj
    @CarlDalach-px4cj 8 месяцев назад +22

    Trump doesn't even clean his own backside. He's got stage crew for that

    • @mikejb2009a
      @mikejb2009a 8 месяцев назад

      Toilet cleaner brush with long handle.

  • @dawn-gk2tr
    @dawn-gk2tr 8 месяцев назад +5

    Define " mindless cacophany " .Do they honestly expect anyone to hear , let alone answer through that cacophany.

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 8 месяцев назад +3

    Cats are, indeed, slippery. Especially if they know it’s time for medicine.

  • @edvh88
    @edvh88 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love how in DJTJs fantasy, he makes sure to tell these alleged black men that he definitely didn’t try to do anything to help them!

  • @gwenfooteprints
    @gwenfooteprints 8 месяцев назад +5

    DJ sounds like a cartoon character!

  • @user-eh4jv6xw4l
    @user-eh4jv6xw4l 8 месяцев назад +3

    I don't think Don Jr has a single brain cell left.

    • @AAZEDLARC
      @AAZEDLARC 8 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think he had any in the first place, TBH

  • @msmacmac1000
    @msmacmac1000 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks, Jimmy, you’ve great!

  • @govindagovindaji4662
    @govindagovindaji4662 8 месяцев назад +4

    2:02 I swear if I were someone to whom reporters just asked questions all at the same time like this, I would just sit there until the cacophony just simmered down to a halt. I would seriously just let them keep going on and on until time really was up and then I would walk out.

  • @quesadilla79
    @quesadilla79 8 месяцев назад +56

    The free press trump wants imprisoned shouting like that at President Biden angers me so much

    • @vindiesel1469
      @vindiesel1469 8 месяцев назад

      Reading your statement I cannot figure out if you're pro Biden (good), or pro Trump (evil)...though you sound undecided...😶

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@fishcraycray357 yeah, I'm about half President Biden's age and I couldn't understand a single word of what they were screaming. Doesn't change the fact that the conservative jackals are gonna say that his nonresponse is their so-called "proof".

  • @robertgandler3177
    @robertgandler3177 8 месяцев назад +1

    Spot on honest and hysterical as always!

  • @HUFFLE-PUFF
    @HUFFLE-PUFF 8 месяцев назад +3

    He doesn’t seem to understand that the CUSTOMER PAYS FOR THIER OWN WATER… It’s not like you get free water for life with the purchase of an item that uses water. I can’t anymore.. 🤦‍♂️

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 8 месяцев назад +1

      🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @DanielOnFire101
      @DanielOnFire101 8 месяцев назад

      For what it's worth, The Trump administration did create a new regulatory class of machines (including washing machines) that were excluded from water conservation measures. Critics say it only backfired and made it take longer to wash clothes. It was repealed by Biden administration anyway.

  • @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox
    @TheJudiBambiPurrsParadox 8 месяцев назад +3

    *The meaning of OMBRÉ is having colors or tones that shade into each other.*

  • @corabraley5369
    @corabraley5369 8 месяцев назад +2

    Watch it all, so funny.

  • @peterprice2048
    @peterprice2048 8 месяцев назад +2

    When last were the shower heads and filters cleaned on the end of the pipes at Mar-a-largo. Easy fix to what may appear be low water pressure.

  • @crabbyresister9194
    @crabbyresister9194 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love the Give me 5 game!!! 🎉

  • @liliakilmer9773
    @liliakilmer9773 8 месяцев назад +3

    Jimmy, this one is definitely one of your best 😂😂😂👍👏

  • @andiidoode
    @andiidoode 8 месяцев назад +1

    Gimme Five makes every one smile 😀😃😄😁 ..lovely game.

  • @tom2point0
    @tom2point0 8 месяцев назад +4

    Jimmy’s impression of DJTJ’s weird voice was spot on 😂😂😂

  • @DanielleA2023
    @DanielleA2023 8 месяцев назад +2

    Water is the new Oil, if you own & control it and it's supply ...

  • @Cancun771
    @Cancun771 8 месяцев назад +5

    4:30 Don't let Mar-A-Lardo hear you about offering to pay him money. For *_anything._* Apparently he needs several hundred million dollars by next week or so. He might actually take you up on that if he can't defraud the RNC in time.

  • @lokinakor1
    @lokinakor1 8 месяцев назад +2

    Ombre (ohm brey) is how colors fade into one another in hairstyling.

  • @voixdelaraison593
    @voixdelaraison593 8 месяцев назад +5

    Donny Jr: Black Men Come Up To Me With Tears In Their Eyes… 😂😂😂

  • @doctorraccooninsanity
    @doctorraccooninsanity 8 месяцев назад +3

    Don Jr. just watched the new Curb episodes and was like, "Hey, that's me! Also, have you met my live-in Black friend, Tim Scott!"

  • @numbskulldiecastracing
    @numbskulldiecastracing 8 месяцев назад +1

    Well done.

  • @julierader2322
    @julierader2322 8 месяцев назад

    Go Jimmy!!!

  • @gilenasimons7081
    @gilenasimons7081 8 месяцев назад +3

    Ombré is when a colour fades slowly, and it’s not just for hair, Jimmy. 😂🇬🇧

    • @R.L.M670
      @R.L.M670 8 месяцев назад

      It tickled me he knew nothing of this word! 😂

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 8 месяцев назад

      I’d never heard of it either….. I thought of hombre

  • @nimcom.5396
    @nimcom.5396 8 месяцев назад +2

    The man cannot even close an umbrella!

  • @jimmieeddieschwenk3117
    @jimmieeddieschwenk3117 8 месяцев назад +2

    Or a former somebody that uses Golden Showers instead...

  • @mr.mcgurt2679
    @mr.mcgurt2679 8 месяцев назад +3

    These water problems are prominent for the idiots building golf towns in the desert and trying to pipe in water.

    • @fuzzy9294
      @fuzzy9294 8 месяцев назад

      You hit the nail on the head. Donald Trump's only concern about water is that he won't be allowed to spray millions of gallons on his golf courses. Water that soaks up a lot of the inorganic fertilizer they use and carries into the natural water table, rivers and lakes.

    • @FoTwentyVlogs
      @FoTwentyVlogs 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@fuzzy9294nor will biden be able to wash his corvette after a long day on the golf course

    • @paolovantassel1989
      @paolovantassel1989 8 месяцев назад

      @@FoTwentyVlogs Yeah, but Biden isn't making his inability to wash his old Corvette into a political talking point. Honestly, given how he's trying to make a national transition to electric vehicles, his Corvette probably isn't on his mind when making policy save for thoughts of how he'd rather be driving it on the freeway, cool wind in his hair, and the only cacophony was the great American landscapes breezing by rather than the cacophony of reporters asking questions he knows he has to answer because he's president and has responsibilities to the American people.

  • @LorenMyers-y3h
    @LorenMyers-y3h 8 месяцев назад +2

    And toilets that you have to flush 17 times! 😂

  • @dexterwagmeister3848
    @dexterwagmeister3848 8 месяцев назад +2

    I almost thought this game was “guess who’s high” for a second lol

  • @ElSantoLuchador
    @ElSantoLuchador 8 месяцев назад +2

    5 things that are slippery: Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump, and Lara Trump.

  • @wisecat11
    @wisecat11 8 месяцев назад +2

    What a despicable family! They have absolutely no redeeming qualities.

  • @mollythornton8448
    @mollythornton8448 8 месяцев назад +1

    Tony needs those Y points!!!! Creative

  • @ArguZ72
    @ArguZ72 8 месяцев назад +2

    Kudos to the graphic department.....awesome fire !

    • @Erin.56
      @Erin.56 8 месяцев назад

      Oh I thought they was real…….. LOL

    • @ArguZ72
      @ArguZ72 8 месяцев назад

      @@Erin.56 That is the BEST compliment you can give them :)

  • @vswangren
    @vswangren 8 месяцев назад +1

    He seems to miss the whole point of water conservation. EVERYONE will be without enough water to wash their clothes if we don’t conserve water.

  • @jennypulczinski7204
    @jennypulczinski7204 8 месяцев назад +2

    Cats are slippery. Try to hold one that doesn't want to be held. They all have the ability to override gravity and texture

  • @Casmaniac
    @Casmaniac 8 месяцев назад +2

    Oh he's back on sinks and showers, an old classic

  • @charriwithrow
    @charriwithrow 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jr Needs a program!

  • @emmanuelgonzalez5897
    @emmanuelgonzalez5897 8 месяцев назад

    14:50
    "Whose High" moment
    ❤😂❤😊

  • @lovemygolden8935
    @lovemygolden8935 8 месяцев назад +1

    I loved the game, one of my favs. That black guy 😂. I love him.

  • @augustneverends
    @augustneverends 8 месяцев назад +1

    As if Mar-a-Lardo would be able to play pickleball! Hilarious Jimmy...

  • @christinamellow9824
    @christinamellow9824 8 месяцев назад +2

    Don jr. Is like his tratior dad, losers. Thank you JIMMY KIMMEL❤❤❤you 😊😊😊

  • @ikechukwuobidike9440
    @ikechukwuobidike9440 8 месяцев назад +2

    Tony, hyenas 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThespianAJB
    @ThespianAJB 8 месяцев назад

    Jimmy, you left out using an umbrella, closing it. A feat of great strength and intelligence. 😂

  • @tlucas2941
    @tlucas2941 8 месяцев назад

    Love you Jimmy!!

  • @justmeonly986
    @justmeonly986 8 месяцев назад +2

    Best show idea ever

  • @chefdsal1
    @chefdsal1 8 месяцев назад +2

    Whirlpool doesn’t need any water rights To run their business, Don