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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 356

  • @saucedaws69
    @saucedaws69 6 лет назад +1034

    I lost at the "I'm blind, I couldn't find it"

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 лет назад +178

    I love the fuck out of crows but the first one had me wheezing

  • @chiciu
    @chiciu 6 лет назад +399

    Dude with the Morgan freeman voice is awesome.

  • @bonnieblabs614
    @bonnieblabs614 6 лет назад +145

    the cow joke was by far the best

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 лет назад +187

    “Shows his feathers...”
    *YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH*

  • @Cvzar07
    @Cvzar07 6 лет назад +195

    lmfao the "rescue dog" guy was spot on..that orphanage joke was so cold lol but hilarious

    • @ChrisShockz
      @ChrisShockz 6 лет назад +12

      Kelvin Kyle that was Bill Burrs joke. Its a stolen joke. Dont give him praise like he wrote it.

    • @bekjanz
      @bekjanz 6 лет назад +1

      @@ChrisShockz exactly that Bill's joke

    • @franxiety4613
      @franxiety4613 5 лет назад +1

      No i made that joke

    • @glamdoll9082
      @glamdoll9082 5 лет назад

      I thought he was not funny at all. Stopped watching and gave the video a thumbs down. He ruined the whole video. He was not funny at all. The girl with the men are like cats joke was funny

    • @MasterovD.Skies42_411
      @MasterovD.Skies42_411 4 года назад

      @@ChrisShockz Yooo and that second comic saying humans should have a mating call is from a Chris D'elia bit

  • @pjjohnson7251
    @pjjohnson7251 6 лет назад +188

    First dude killed it

    • @dan-5678
      @dan-5678 6 лет назад +2

      Pj Johnson oh it's definitely dead...

  • @YouTubeOwl
    @YouTubeOwl 6 лет назад +326

    The first guy, I think the lights were making him sweat and it irritated his eyes.

    • @cipher88101
      @cipher88101 6 лет назад +36

      His bit is hard to describe, it's like a bitchy passive aggressive person...don't get me wrong he has some funny jokes, but he does that giggling shit the whole set.

    • @bukkakerain7207
      @bukkakerain7207 6 лет назад +21

      His eye thing is his thing

    • @Scottsdaleofficesteve
      @Scottsdaleofficesteve 6 лет назад +5

      Thats Jeremy Hotz's thing

    • @reinaldopessoa2603
      @reinaldopessoa2603 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah he's been doing that since the 90's

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 6 лет назад +18

      he fucking does that its like a nervious tick

  • @littleskittle1529
    @littleskittle1529 6 лет назад +183

    "when the male dude sees the female dude"

  • @josephdunn1074
    @josephdunn1074 6 лет назад +22

    The crow fly training program lol. Almost spat my drink out.😂

  • @davidsmerdon40
    @davidsmerdon40 6 лет назад +92

    I had to google baby crows after this and they’re actually very cute

    • @withlol777
      @withlol777 3 года назад

      Crows are cool. I don’t like that guy. He looks sweaty and angry and weird and gross. He just creeps me out.

    • @zhangqiling8086
      @zhangqiling8086 2 года назад

      Did the same lmao

    • @irandude1655
      @irandude1655 Год назад

      You haven’t been outside haven’t you? 😂

  • @fionahinz6862
    @fionahinz6862 6 лет назад +10

    i love when comedians laugh when they’re telling their jokes i think it’s real funny that’s why i like the first guy the best.

  • @TheLaughFactory
    @TheLaughFactory  6 лет назад +122

    Thanks for watching the Laugh Factory on RUclips!

    • @KingNxt
      @KingNxt 6 лет назад

      Laugh Factory is this a dog edition?

    • @johnmiloszewski8821
      @johnmiloszewski8821 6 лет назад

      Laugh Factory aAaqaaààrrrr

    • @seanmichael9056
      @seanmichael9056 6 лет назад

      Laugh factory
      Why don't you get some microphones that hook on to your shirt?
      It would be nice too not hold the microphone so they can have more interactive movents with there joke. . .
      But otherwise that your show is amazing I love it😁😁😂😂

    • @clementcaillat6140
      @clementcaillat6140 6 лет назад

      I think it would be better if you didn't have that annoying music at the beginning and end of every single of your "try not to laugh" videos.

    • @ShadowMosses
      @ShadowMosses 6 лет назад

      Keep it coming! You make me laugh myself to sleep lol

  • @Vasileski88
    @Vasileski88 6 лет назад +38

    Crows - fascinating creatures.

  • @cristianrodriguez8913
    @cristianrodriguez8913 6 лет назад +26

    the morgan freeman dog killed me

  • @armin6067
    @armin6067 6 лет назад +14

    The cat and dog bit lol so well said

  • @JustinYEET-no9wn
    @JustinYEET-no9wn 6 лет назад +53

    But a Rottweiler would have Samuel L Jackson’s voice I’m shook

  • @bbb129
    @bbb129 6 лет назад +190

    my understanding is, they cannot legally ask you what kind of service dog it is.....

    • @bbb129
      @bbb129 6 лет назад +21

      Vincent Kinney they can ask, ya but legally you do not have to tell them, it's not dumb it's simply trying to keep medical information private, nobody has any right to know what medical condition you may or may not have. Unless of course they are treating or insuring you.....good practice actually.

    • @Redbeardian
      @Redbeardian 6 лет назад +9

      apparently you ask what sort of disability they have and what tasks the dogs trained for. People who've highjacked the legitimate service dog system just to bring their regular pets wherever they want are shitstains on society and are going to ruin it. You can deny service to anyone for any reason and I think this will happen more and more for "service dogs" and actual blind people etc are going to suffer for it.

    • @bbb129
      @bbb129 6 лет назад +6

      legally speaking you cannot require somebody to disclose what disability they might have. Ya don't have the right to ask why they have a service dog, or what its trained for. That is your private medical information.

    • @plazy._.8094
      @plazy._.8094 6 лет назад +6

      Support dogs are not service dogs!! A lot of people get that mixed up. A service dog is trained and will be on it's best behavior.
      And the last commenter is right. They can only ask you 2 questions. And also you don't need to show them papers or an "ID". Tho if you see a dog acting up in a store then that dog is most likely not a true service dog.

    • @stanleyuris2670
      @stanleyuris2670 6 лет назад

      Lol why is everyone getting into arguments he probably like made that up for a bit. Just saying

  • @michaelharrington6372
    @michaelharrington6372 6 лет назад +53

    Cows got it the worst!

  • @Phoenix-ug1ru
    @Phoenix-ug1ru 6 лет назад +14

    "the female dude" lol

  • @Oceanikus
    @Oceanikus 6 лет назад +60

    Jodi Miller did the same act on America's Got Talent

  • @cloud_monkey422
    @cloud_monkey422 5 лет назад +5

    I’m a service dog handler and my service dog is a chihuahua.
    I always tell ppl she’s my seeing eye pit bull and when ppl say “uh she’s a chihuahua”
    I always say “those bastards told me she was a pit bull!”

  • @vashe6226
    @vashe6226 5 лет назад +2

    The cow joke gave me an epiphany 😂

  • @michaelstillings5224
    @michaelstillings5224 6 лет назад +27

    I like to imagine Rottweilers talking like Tracy Morgan instead

  • @rhonnienickens7800
    @rhonnienickens7800 6 лет назад +13

    Samuel L Jackson and Morgan Freeman lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @modernsurvivalist5769
    @modernsurvivalist5769 6 лет назад +6

    I busted a gut with the cow jokes

  • @naimalovespizza5377
    @naimalovespizza5377 6 лет назад +1

    The man talking about how people treat dogs better than other human beings and the adopting a dog bit is so true!

  • @kaboozle
    @kaboozle 6 лет назад +4

    I got hooked by Jeremy Hotz (“the first guy”) and hung on and watched the rest. Too bad no-one topped him...

  • @bobbyashrimp
    @bobbyashrimp 3 года назад +1

    The pictures on the milk carton part was unexpected and funny.

  • @slickdaflo6486
    @slickdaflo6486 6 лет назад +4

    Hotz is a friggin cannon. Love that guy

  • @n0sfreak
    @n0sfreak 6 лет назад +24

    When Joey Medina talked about the dog pound next to the orphanage, I lost it at the groans of the crowd😂😂😂
    Especially when he said * "...and the dog's in the back of the car saying 'Fuck you kiiiid!'" * 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @camtonyray666
      @camtonyray666 6 лет назад

      n0sfreak that was the best fucking one!

    • @ewnet13
      @ewnet13 6 лет назад

      He got the idea from bill burr

  • @captaincairoPT
    @captaincairoPT 6 лет назад +30

    12:30 that's bill burr's joke

    • @jacobthomson9434
      @jacobthomson9434 6 лет назад +3

      Welcome to stand-up comedy

    • @zangana3052
      @zangana3052 6 лет назад +1

      tha's what I came to write down lol with the same structure

    • @BlaireSnorlax
      @BlaireSnorlax 6 лет назад

      Jacob Thomson Plenty stand-up comedians have original jokes.

    • @jacobthomson9434
      @jacobthomson9434 6 лет назад

      Bent Nail "Pffft, Canadians" by Adam Cayton-Holland

    • @markyncole
      @markyncole 6 лет назад +1

      Like a million songs,after a while some are going to sound exactly the alike, Same with jokes,after million of them,some are going to sound exactly alike

  • @AvidiaNirvana
    @AvidiaNirvana 6 лет назад +3

    Ahmed cracked me up! That shit was hilarious! XD

  • @MystiqueHorizon
    @MystiqueHorizon 5 лет назад +1

    I lost it at the Morgan Freeman dog! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @musicfreak8640
    @musicfreak8640 6 лет назад +3

    The cow one 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joshuaz6232
    @joshuaz6232 6 лет назад +16

    when i'm failing doun a mAAAAAAAAAAAH.

  • @D1sc0rd-
    @D1sc0rd- 5 лет назад +2

    The crows speak flying into existence

  • @L47M
    @L47M 6 лет назад

    13:20 When he started barking i lost my shit !!
    LOOOOL

  • @amandaleon2561
    @amandaleon2561 6 лет назад

    5:58 I literally fucking died I can’t 😂💀

  • @taylor-5203
    @taylor-5203 6 лет назад +5

    Jodi Miller told the same joke on America's Got Talent

  • @jxstill2245
    @jxstill2245 5 лет назад +3

    It's good to see that Richard Pryor is doing well!

  • @luismontenegro1597
    @luismontenegro1597 4 года назад

    The whole shit about the orphanage was soooo good

  • @naughtyleopard21
    @naughtyleopard21 5 лет назад

    The first joke about service dog was so funny :D

  • @infiniteh976
    @infiniteh976 5 лет назад +1

    “That’s the sound I would make if I was falling from a maaaaaaaaaaaa”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TumiAI321
    @TumiAI321 6 лет назад

    I lost on the last one. He always gets me bruh

  • @elise5183
    @elise5183 6 лет назад

    That first dude had me fucked up laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Tony11442
    @Tony11442 6 лет назад

    That was great! The whole video!

  • @TheCredibleHulk
    @TheCredibleHulk 6 лет назад +1

    Liked for the bit by Ahmed Bharoocha at 6:30 & 13:36 :D love that guy

  • @robertgriffin4118
    @robertgriffin4118 3 года назад

    Morgan Freeman Boxer bit, lost it.LOL

  • @murdoc6031
    @murdoc6031 6 лет назад +9

    the second dude’s voice sounds so much like Carlin like hOW?

  • @duckstuart9106
    @duckstuart9106 4 года назад

    I WAS SO CLOSE I LOST IT AT ‘FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY’

  • @bigmir9233
    @bigmir9233 5 лет назад +2

    11:13 lol

  • @tony_5308
    @tony_5308 6 лет назад +1

    2:08 is the best I'm dying

  • @leocena4446
    @leocena4446 6 лет назад

    That ostrich bit was the best😂

  • @AplusNerd777
    @AplusNerd777 6 лет назад

    I was dying with Joey and the orphanage.

  • @MoulderingMortal
    @MoulderingMortal 6 лет назад

    Baby crows are adorable

  • @pandorasflame7742
    @pandorasflame7742 6 лет назад +2

    I love Crows and Ravens

  • @priorsproductions2426
    @priorsproductions2426 3 года назад

    this guys facial reactions got me dead its like he has the reaction to each of his jokes in his head before he tells them lmao

  • @KidbuuGODMODE
    @KidbuuGODMODE 6 лет назад

    White guy towards the end killed it

  • @princetonp21
    @princetonp21 6 лет назад +7

    4:23 Don't know her name, but she's dead on. And the crowd es so silent because they're literally being schooled. The enlightenment es real.
    13:01 technically, whether you "rescue/adopt" es like *the same fvckn thing* as getting it from a pet store: pay money, sign papers so WTF. Either way, the animals went from living en a business facility to your personal house.

  • @shanellebiddle4767
    @shanellebiddle4767 6 лет назад +3

    The 🐄 one hilarious

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 4 года назад +1

    I never thought of the irony of putting kids on a milk carton.

  • @albishmas4450
    @albishmas4450 5 лет назад

    First guy was funny af 😂

  • @orlandobrown9289
    @orlandobrown9289 4 года назад

    Best intro ever

  • @Badassery666
    @Badassery666 3 года назад

    Australian crows whisper, “Fuuuuuck” when you walk past them. If you come back they say, “Youuuu”

  • @justchillinghere242
    @justchillinghere242 6 лет назад

    FLY 😂😫 had me dead

  • @patnostar5276
    @patnostar5276 6 лет назад +1

    14:09 I died omg🤣💀💀💀

  • @braydinsisco7856
    @braydinsisco7856 6 лет назад

    Teacher: where’s your paper?
    Me: I’m blind, I couldn’t find it

  • @bunkenbonuts6927
    @bunkenbonuts6927 6 лет назад +34

    Did you laugh or did you lose?

    • @kadmonzohar2
      @kadmonzohar2 6 лет назад +5

      I laughed when he brought up missing children on milk cartons. That was good!

    • @brenna2138
      @brenna2138 6 лет назад +1

      Coolie Mccoolface You laugh, you lose

    • @bunkenbonuts6927
      @bunkenbonuts6927 6 лет назад +1

      Just Me I was referencing pewdiepie

    • @brenna2138
      @brenna2138 6 лет назад

      Coolie Mccoolface (I was too)

    • @bunkenbonuts6927
      @bunkenbonuts6927 6 лет назад

      Just Me neat

  • @coffe06
    @coffe06 6 лет назад

    holtz sound about he going to cry everytime he comes with the punchline:P

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 5 лет назад

    The first guy sounds like he is simultaneously trying not the cry and trying not to laugh

  • @lilgreenthing
    @lilgreenthing 6 лет назад +13

    I've been laughing at Jeremy Hotz' act for like 10 minutes and I can't stop someone please send help

  • @Angelica-nk2wh
    @Angelica-nk2wh 5 лет назад

    Jeremy fotz is so adorable

  • @bassamaann
    @bassamaann 5 лет назад

    Watch at 2x speed, is amazing

  • @alphabetApperatus
    @alphabetApperatus 6 лет назад +2

    2:20 Christian Slater and James Franco had a child

  • @Al_Marie
    @Al_Marie 6 лет назад

    The ostritch part tho... XD

  • @anyalaASMR
    @anyalaASMR 6 лет назад +4

    Turns out, I love crows.

  • @dogeking8313
    @dogeking8313 5 лет назад +1

    5:40 dogs also eat their own crap sooooo
    "Ment to be a joke so don't get bent over it"

  • @jaymeegoodman8517
    @jaymeegoodman8517 6 лет назад

    I lost it on the first one, the into

  • @Ryan-re7oj
    @Ryan-re7oj 6 лет назад

    Jeremy Hotz!!! A fucking legend!!

  • @jaredhayes977
    @jaredhayes977 6 лет назад +2

    3:45 lol

  • @Flosseveryday
    @Flosseveryday 3 года назад

    Ahmed with the cow joke definitely stole that I'm just trying to remember what comedian did this routine.. I want to say it Jim Gaffigan

  • @christophersonawane
    @christophersonawane 6 лет назад +59

    The Ostrich bit was weak.

  • @justchillinghere242
    @justchillinghere242 6 лет назад

    Omg the first dude had me dead

  • @ThomasakaDes
    @ThomasakaDes 6 лет назад

    baby crow is actually cute xD I saw one that was a teen, broken wing and strugling. tried to help it.

  • @mybrainsondrums
    @mybrainsondrums 6 лет назад

    10:23 ever laugh so hard you need a shower? Im sitting in a puddle of myself right now

  • @DFDBEAST
    @DFDBEAST 4 года назад

    First guy reminds me of someone who has been telling that same bit for 15+ years

  • @iphoneman1231
    @iphoneman1231 6 лет назад +3

    That joke about rescuing the dog, thats bill burs joke, down to the “saving it from a fire” part.

    • @d3funk09031990
      @d3funk09031990 6 лет назад +1

      jacob F i hate cancerous morons like u who thinks whoever the mainstream comic is means they invented the joke..

  • @user-in8vj3wl8m
    @user-in8vj3wl8m 6 лет назад +2

    Dude crows are the best bird

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 5 лет назад

    I was eating Doritos when I heard that dog joke . Had to put my Shit down n close this vid to re-evaluate my life

  • @daviderickson7004
    @daviderickson7004 6 лет назад

    Look up a baby crow they all look like they want to fucking fight😂😂

  • @sunnyshane2069
    @sunnyshane2069 5 лет назад

    I love crows.

  • @ava_adamsg
    @ava_adamsg 6 лет назад

    Let’s go I’m fucking ready 😂😂

  • @JamsTomatoReviews1
    @JamsTomatoReviews1 6 лет назад

    Made me laugh 😂

  • @AvidiaNirvana
    @AvidiaNirvana 6 лет назад

    Josh Adams Meyers is fucking hilarious!

  • @mikefelty2625
    @mikefelty2625 6 лет назад

    Apparently Jodi Miller did this bit on America's Got Talent. I've never watched that show, and thought the bit funny because it was so true.
    Also, I always imagined rottweilers sounding like the lead singer of Rammstein.

  • @ivebeenjamin_916
    @ivebeenjamin_916 6 лет назад

    I lost at 10:41. Morgan Freeman lmao

  • @stabme4178
    @stabme4178 5 лет назад

    First of, I havnt got the balls to get on stage and do this but Its like Jeremy Hotz is up there whispering to himself

  • @JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist
    @JustAnotherConspiracyTheorist 3 года назад

    @13:00 adoption is rescuing. Most animals are killed in "the shelter" before they can get adopted.

  • @lianev7021
    @lianev7021 5 лет назад

    I lost it when the one guy talked about a shaved cat. LMAO!