Mark Goldbridge on The Worst Crime Scene He Witnessed As A Detective

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  • Опубликовано: 29 дек 2024

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  • @HappyHourPodcast
    @HappyHourPodcast  4 года назад +1698

    Can we get some likes for Goldbridge today? What a ledge! (And a “bloody prat”!)
    Who wants a clip of Goldbridge chatting about the DT beef? Let us know and we’ll get it out ASAP! 🇳🇺

    • @liam3066
      @liam3066 4 года назад +3

      Ye ye

    • @nyelo7217
      @nyelo7217 4 года назад +5

      Happy Hour Podcast I ♥️ Mark!

    • @CJHalliday
      @CJHalliday 4 года назад +2

      aye keep it up guys , i'm lovin these podcasts

    • @mjt9236
      @mjt9236 4 года назад +1

      yes please this podcast was absolutely brilliant

    • @spypengu9807
      @spypengu9807 4 года назад

      My favourite ep atm

  • @archiehowlison7512
    @archiehowlison7512 4 года назад +14073

    This man went from investigating dead bodies to calling Harry maguire a prat every week

    • @liam3066
      @liam3066 4 года назад +63

      😂😂

    • @dancooling2851
      @dancooling2851 4 года назад +322

      Living the dream

    • @AlexBonesJones
      @AlexBonesJones 4 года назад +20

      I laughed way harder than I should have reading that 😂 Funny thing is it's true

    • @jamieheslop2750
      @jamieheslop2750 4 года назад +13

      The only natural progression really

    • @BroMieyy
      @BroMieyy 4 года назад +5

      Don't forget he also hated McTominay 😂

  • @zafarahmed3468
    @zafarahmed3468 4 года назад +6080

    Goldbridge still is a detective, he’s trying to investigate why Martial isn’t scoring.

    • @BroMieyy
      @BroMieyy 4 года назад +92

      And why McTominay keep playing

    • @messilingardinho4824
      @messilingardinho4824 4 года назад +51

      Or how ole is still the manager

    • @hyper2651
      @hyper2651 4 года назад +9

      Mctominay out???????

    • @CoasterChallYT
      @CoasterChallYT 4 года назад +11

      And why Harry Maguire is inconsistent for Manchester United

    • @78cr83
      @78cr83 4 года назад +4

      Figured it out

  • @theendiscomingnear2003
    @theendiscomingnear2003 4 года назад +4737

    ‘And he’s done it again - he’s killed him the bloody prat’

    • @snerysamuel3793
      @snerysamuel3793 4 года назад +92

      mate best comment ever, had me burst out laughing

    • @nkanyisomlobane1497
      @nkanyisomlobane1497 4 года назад +23

      Am I the only one feeling bad for laughing 🤣🙈

    • @jessiejacobs4041
      @jessiejacobs4041 4 года назад +10

      Best comment ever😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hugemassive5143
      @hugemassive5143 3 года назад +3

      I'd recommend changing your profile pic

    • @PeakDennisReynolds
      @PeakDennisReynolds 3 года назад +6

      One of the best comments I've ever seen on RUclips. Literally in tears. Fair play.

  • @UnitedStand
    @UnitedStand 4 года назад +8965

    Cheers for having me on! Loved it!!! MG

  • @willcroot5528
    @willcroot5528 4 года назад +1909

    Imagine being arrested and realising all these years later that Mark Goldbridge interviewed you

    • @Mali.hassan10
      @Mali.hassan10 3 года назад +82

      whyd you kill him you bloddy prat

    • @Brynosawaydays
      @Brynosawaydays 3 года назад +5

      @@Mali.hassan10 😂😂😂

    • @mikiy84
      @mikiy84 3 года назад +57

      Some of the people he arrested will be subscribed and watching his channel now. You can't take the job police officers do as personal. A lot of police are actually good people, but I just hate the over aggressive ones who end up causing problems wherever they go.

    • @JMalikZ
      @JMalikZ 2 года назад +4

      His name isn't mark goldbridge

    • @declangaming24
      @declangaming24 Год назад +1

      ​@@JMalikZit's bret de ceasar

  • @pkingglazersout6665
    @pkingglazersout6665 4 года назад +2792

    We all can agree that regardless of what club we support this man puts a smile on everyone's face due to his humour and crazy endeavors. Unique personality Mark.

    • @lilbaby3678
      @lilbaby3678 4 года назад +4

      Yh word😂😂

    • @1234-r8o
      @1234-r8o 4 года назад +51

      i support liverpool aka one of man u’s rivals and i think this mans a national treasure

    • @Ky-xm7tc
      @Ky-xm7tc 4 года назад +23

      He’s hilarious, as much as I hate united I could never not watch him

    • @Calzuhgg
      @Calzuhgg 4 года назад +25

      Not sure why people take him so serious, Seems like a nice guy and he's clearly playing more of a character than showing his actual personality.

    • @shivamanick1987
      @shivamanick1987 4 года назад +35

      It's his analogies that do it for me. Can't mark a blank sheet of paper with muddy hands.

  • @charliebarnes8000
    @charliebarnes8000 4 года назад +3162

    Mark: “I remember when I saw my first dead body”
    * Happy Hour Christmas Intro*

    • @lauracosgrave1293
      @lauracosgrave1293 4 года назад +18

      Exactly what I just said to my fella 😂

    • @justfootballstuff9907
      @justfootballstuff9907 4 года назад +5

      Dun din dun un dun un nun

    • @AlexIskarnyk
      @AlexIskarnyk 4 года назад +3

      reminds me of the kwebbelkop and his dad a situation years ago

    • @V4zz33
      @V4zz33 4 года назад +1

      There is a reason why Die Hard is a Christmas movie.;)) And we did sing "Killing me softly" as our Christmas performance in high school...

  • @willhughes1626
    @willhughes1626 4 года назад +964

    It’s weird that last episode I commented saying they should bring on mark goldbridge and the next day they didn’t listen and brought on Brent Di Cesare, maybe one day it’ll happen

    • @forestaregoingdown7717
      @forestaregoingdown7717 4 года назад +15

      , 😂😂😂😂

    • @Duck-mw7sf
      @Duck-mw7sf 4 года назад +18

      Tbh it’s hard to tell the difference between the two you can’t blame them

  • @gabrielbassett4288
    @gabrielbassett4288 4 года назад +2423

    The Christmas music at the start was really fitting.👌

    • @sloppypain8873
      @sloppypain8873 4 года назад +75

      "i saw my first body, it didnt smell good"...

    • @gostrum1
      @gostrum1 4 года назад +7

      A policeman’s lot is not a happy one,
      Happy one 🎻

    • @DaleSteel
      @DaleSteel 3 года назад

      HOW COME?

    • @thirstybonsai1888
      @thirstybonsai1888 3 года назад +1

      Well it was Christmas....

    • @ajbb_16
      @ajbb_16 3 года назад +1

      And after that they talk about dead bodies lol

  • @i3irdyy966
    @i3irdyy966 4 года назад +375

    Done an undergraduate and a Masters degree in criminology to try and get into police and now I find out Mark fucking Goldbridge used to have my dream job and now just rants about Man U and fifa..... I hate this place

    • @simonevans4218
      @simonevans4218 4 года назад +8

      😂😂 poetic justice!

    • @FromPanictoParis
      @FromPanictoParis 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣😆😆

    • @HAA30098
      @HAA30098 4 года назад +41

      Just join as a normal police constable and after your two year probationary period apply to be a detective.

    • @Zoro3-3
      @Zoro3-3 4 года назад +1

      There’s more money in RUclips 😂

    • @HAA30098
      @HAA30098 4 года назад +1

      @@Zoro3-3 he would’ve been on 45k a year plus overtime as a detective of over ten years, as he reached the highest pay point of his rank. So it’s not too bad but him ranting on RUclips does rake in more 😂

  • @ferociousflunky
    @ferociousflunky 4 года назад +1190

    This man has the same level of waffle ability as Niko Omilana. He can string out a good two minute speech just from one word that he accidentally says...
    I love it

    • @reeceswanepoel4305
      @reeceswanepoel4305 4 года назад +36

      @IRISH LAD and u are?

    • @ChiefLeef
      @ChiefLeef 4 года назад +6

      @@reeceswanepoel4305 Irish lad (:

    • @agrange9282
      @agrange9282 4 года назад +12

      @IRISH LAD Ahahahaha

    • @agrange9282
      @agrange9282 4 года назад +8

      @IRISH LAD Ahahahaha

    • @ferociousflunky
      @ferociousflunky 4 года назад +3

      @IRISH LAD tbf, I don’t know what it was like, but he is talking about 20ish years ago, requirements were no doubt different to now, he even says that now the requirements have changed quite a bit

  • @Ichsukatanuka
    @Ichsukatanuka 4 года назад +205

    The thought of Goldbridge as a detective is genuinely hilarious

    • @kaidenhall2718
      @kaidenhall2718 2 года назад

      He was a detective though it’s not funny

    • @mwase7782
      @mwase7782 Год назад +7

      @@kaidenhall2718 it is.

  • @SamMartinPeakPerformance
    @SamMartinPeakPerformance 4 года назад +180

    Who else imagines him entering a crime scene and semi-shouting : "oh my GOOOOD. What even is that?!"

    • @TerkelDK94
      @TerkelDK94 3 года назад +11

      Imagining him coming into a room all like “My eyes are bleached, what is that!? Get that away from me”

    • @jamiemb17
      @jamiemb17 3 года назад +14

      It's like when he's reading the chat and then looks up and the ball's in the back of United's net - "Oh, what's gone on here then? Don't tell me it's that bloody prat Maguire again? IT IS! HE'S STABBED ANOTHER ONE!"

    • @kevin1294
      @kevin1294 2 месяца назад

      “What a prat doing this?”

  • @lucalittler
    @lucalittler 4 года назад +1471

    How tf was Mark a detective 😂could arrest Dt for annoying him 😂

  • @fv8276
    @fv8276 4 года назад +374

    The one dislike is DT

    • @J-Lambie
      @J-Lambie 4 года назад +23

      It’s got 8 now, look likes the players from DTFC have arrived 😂😂😂

    • @Finn-vr7ir
      @Finn-vr7ir 4 года назад

      @@J-Lambie 10 now

    • @Cr7xftbl7
      @Cr7xftbl7 4 года назад

      Now 50

    • @muzakiryounis8893
      @muzakiryounis8893 4 года назад

      @@Cr7xftbl7 arsenal fans getting salty

    • @J-Lambie
      @J-Lambie 4 года назад +1

      @@muzakiryounis8893 nah I’m an Arsenal fan

  • @august25th38
    @august25th38 4 года назад +458

    The worst crime he's ever seen was utd losing to spurs

    • @Duck-mw7sf
      @Duck-mw7sf 4 года назад +40

      “CLoAsE him dAOWN, CLOAS HIM DAAAOWN”
      -Mark Goldbridge, to Matić vs Everton, 18/19

    • @louiscarr5864
      @louiscarr5864 4 года назад

      Oh my you mean the spurs at the top of the league, dear god how could utd lose to them

    • @ej2883
      @ej2883 4 года назад +3

      @@louiscarr5864 stop with the sarcasm the loss was 6-1 that’s why

    • @xmissmilkywayx1887
      @xmissmilkywayx1887 4 года назад

      Literally losing to west ham rn

    • @Duck-mw7sf
      @Duck-mw7sf 4 года назад

      @@xmissmilkywayx1887 *winning

  • @CM-sc5we
    @CM-sc5we 3 года назад +310

    Do you think Mark's susceptibility to heat is why he can never cope with Burn-ley?

  • @risbroman1
    @risbroman1 4 года назад +72

    Mark goldbridge is so quick on his feet and would genuinely be a talented comedian

  • @GodotOfficial
    @GodotOfficial 3 года назад +35

    The worst crime Goldbridge ever saw was United’s performance against Villarreal in the Europa League final

  • @Russtick92
    @Russtick92 4 года назад +373

    What a guest, absolutely love Mark Goldbridge and I'm a Chelsea fan. He's really got some Gervais/Coogan/Cleese about him

    • @EasyJayce
      @EasyJayce 4 года назад +12

      Im an Arsenal fan so I should probably hate him but I love him. I don't think most people catch on that he's very very aware of the character he is

    • @Russtick92
      @Russtick92 4 года назад +4

      @@EasyJayce 100% and I think the reason for that is because he executes the character brilliantly. It's sorta half him, half caricature. Brent if you're reading this 👍 keep it up mate you're a proper legend and I love watching United Stand purely for the comedy and passion

    • @Ladtyuven223
      @Ladtyuven223 4 года назад +1

      Little bit of Karl Pilkington in there too

    • @JF1908x
      @JF1908x 3 года назад +1

      Absolute nonsense

    • @paulrichards6894
      @paulrichards6894 3 года назад

      i thought alan partridge but not in a good way

  • @drewyeoman
    @drewyeoman 4 года назад +553

    As someone who is a qualified solicitor what I was told in university is that a defence solicitor can justify his role by stating “their job is not to get guilty people away with crime but to ensure that the prosecution do their job properly”

    • @W0mbRaider
      @W0mbRaider 4 года назад +96

      Exactly - everyone is entitled to due process and fair representation, no matter how heinous a crime they have committed. Any compromise on this principle would be the start of the road to kangaroo courts and authoritarianism.

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman 4 года назад +17

      @@W0mbRaider yeah but at the same time if your job is to get people you know are guilty off the hook you can't be feeling too good about yourself

    • @W0mbRaider
      @W0mbRaider 4 года назад +84

      @@lovablesnowman You could just as easily say the same about prosecutors trying to convict people they know are almost certainly innocent. At the end of the day they're both vitally necessary roles for the functioning of a healthy society. I can think of many far more morally dubious jobs you could do.

    • @lovablesnowman
      @lovablesnowman 4 года назад +6

      @@W0mbRaider it's absolutely a necessary job I'm not disputing that. Everyone deserves a defence for obvious reasons. However CPS (the prosecutor) only takes cases where they're not only 100% confident the person is guilty but where they're highly confident of getting a conviction whereas defence barristers take whatever case they're given and that can result in getting a violent guilty criminal off the hook

    • @TheJamiemwright
      @TheJamiemwright 4 года назад +9

      They interviewed a man who was wrongly accused and locked up because he was black. Now they're wondering why everyone should have a right to a lawyer i

  • @LCT_7
    @LCT_7 4 года назад +188

    The legend the GOAT, best Podcast and one of the best guests.

  • @rohandesai2517
    @rohandesai2517 4 года назад +92

    Insurance guy-> Detective-> RUclipsr 😂

  • @JordanMcDonald101
    @JordanMcDonald101 4 года назад +20

    I swear I could watch mark every minute of every day for a month and not be sick of him. Absolute legend!

    • @JF1908x
      @JF1908x 3 года назад

      Funny, it took me only 5 minutes to get sick of the weasel

  • @XxSaM1994
    @XxSaM1994 3 года назад +11

    Goldbridge is hands down the best football vlogger on RUclips (coming from an Arsenal fan). Have learned to love the guy following his euro coverage - absolute class act.

  • @lordmfitzgerald3rd754
    @lordmfitzgerald3rd754 4 года назад +27

    Sounds like a genuine police officer then detective! Seems like he’d be a trustworthy guy for the community.

  • @peachy3594
    @peachy3594 4 года назад +33

    “I’m not very good with heat”😂😂

  • @CTLR99
    @CTLR99 4 года назад +49

    Could never decide if Goldbridge was a character, but it’s now clear as day that to me that it is, what a man!

  • @lightwalker1751
    @lightwalker1751 4 года назад +156

    Mark said anyone can be a police officer and that is part of what makes them dangerous. There is no other job that carries so much power yet requires so little intellect

    • @lukealex6428
      @lukealex6428 4 года назад +35

      If you actually believe anybody can be a police officer you have to question your own intellect. Police are dangerous? I think the only people who hate the police are people that fall on the wrong side of the law.just saying

    • @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920
      @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920 4 года назад +32

      @@lukealex6428 no, he has a point, although it has improved recently marks stories certainly show the screening may not have been the absolute best. Especially since the allure of being a police officer does often seem to appeal to a certain kind of character, one who maybe shouldn’t been given too much power

    • @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920
      @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920 4 года назад +5

      @@lukealex6428 don’t get me wrong though, 95% of officers are brilliant, but it’s the other 5 that give them all the reputation they commonly have

    • @glenmurray7699
      @glenmurray7699 4 года назад +3

      That was over 30 years ago you prat, you need a degree to join now

    • @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920
      @biblemaniswatchingyoumastu1920 4 года назад +3

      @@glenmurray7699 still attracts a lot of undesirable people though clearly

  • @jacklawrence125
    @jacklawrence125 4 года назад +32

    This was my faveourite episode yet. You lot smashed it.

  • @calecoleman3550
    @calecoleman3550 4 года назад +156

    Mark the legend goldbridge

    • @smithcodes1243
      @smithcodes1243 4 года назад

      Get in !

    • @kwesietsibah2917
      @kwesietsibah2917 4 года назад +1

      @IRISH LAD jesus your in every comment why do u have to tell people everything 😂

    • @kwesietsibah2917
      @kwesietsibah2917 4 года назад

      @IRISH LAD I mean still like mark either way

  • @simonesalvatore9345
    @simonesalvatore9345 4 года назад +29

    “I remember when I saw my first dead body”
    *happy Christmas jingle*

  • @thefiestaguy8831
    @thefiestaguy8831 2 года назад +60

    I can confirm the interview part is true. I am a serving officer in a UK force, a few months ago I interviewed someone for an offence which was of a serious nature, his solicitor advised him to go no comment from the off, I asked him the first question and immediately he started talking, his solicitor turned her head as quick as a flash, stared at him and loudly interrupted stating "I am advising my client to go no comment". The guy turns back to me and goes "Oh yeah, no comment".
    I ask him the next question, he starts talking and giving an account, his solicitor literally kicks him under the table and says "I would like to pause this interview for legal advice with my client".
    The interview was paused FOUR times. I've done hundreds of interviews over the years, the majority don't have a single pause, or perhaps 1 or 2 pauses at most, and typically last 5-10 minutes. That interview lasted 57 minutes, most of which was legal advice with me stood outside whilst the solicitor had to keep telling the detainee to stop talking and answering questions.
    I also recall once having someone read a prepared statement which they had drafted with their solicitors assistance, typically these are only a few sentences long, and usually they just state they did not commit the offence, or they did commit the offence but felt they were in danger or threatened.
    This prepared statement was TWELVE MINUTES long. Imagine being sat opposite someone, in a room with a screen next to you showing a timer slowly counting up, staying absolutely silent whilst they constantly talk, non stop, for 12 minutes. It felt like an eternity and most interviews I have done last less time than just the prepared statement itself.
    I'm also still a frontline officer, and in my 7 years in the job i've seen probably around 30-40 deceased people. Some less gruesome than others. The worst one I found had been there for 3 weeks, it was a hoarder's house literally full of rubbish half way up the walls to the point where the front door opened a miniscule amount due to the rubbish behind the door, just enough for me to squeeze through. When I eventually found the deceased it was literally a skeleton with a tiny bit of flesh on the arm.

    • @gooner_duke2756
      @gooner_duke2756 2 года назад +4

      That's very interesting. I've always imagined that if you are genuinely innocent you would talk. I know I would. I would want to explain, clarify, etc. Just on the basis that I know I didn't commit this crime, so all good, talk away. But maybe that's naïve. Thankfully I'm not a criminal and I've never been arrested !

    • @fountainwater9
      @fountainwater9 Год назад +3

      @@gooner_duke2756 almost certainly naive, in a court of law it doesn't matter whether you are innocent or guilty objectively, it only matters whether you can prove your innocence or the opposition can prove guilt or should I say, convince the judge and jury as to why you are innocent, whilst the prosecution is convincing them of the opposite regardless of what is the truth - there are plenty of innocent people who have been convicted because of a poor defence and a proficient prosecution side

    • @Jansk1h
      @Jansk1h Год назад +1

      ​@@gooner_duke2756the thing is that even if you're innocent you might trip up with your words, you might omit some information or you might contradict yourself in your testimony. Prosecutors job is to catch you doing that and to use that against you. That's why the defense lawyers prefer you not to speak because if you speak you're in trouble, to quote the special one.

    • @phanton8129
      @phanton8129 Год назад

      Interesting

    • @thefiestaguy8831
      @thefiestaguy8831 10 месяцев назад

      Not quite - the default position is that you are innocent unless found guilty. You don't need to "prove" your innocence, it is up to the prosecution, who is almost always a CPS barrister, to prove your guilt beyond reasonable doubt. Where there is a jury they decide what is reasonable doubt and what isn't. Contrary to popular belief there aren't juries in Magistrates court, yet you can still go on trial in a Magistrates court.
      If a judge is hearing the case, they will hear it alone, if it's a magistrate (who are actually volunteers, a lot of magistrates are school teachers) - then they hear the case usually with two other magistrates present at a trial. @@fountainwater9

  • @DRUNKch1cken
    @DRUNKch1cken 4 года назад +15

    Jack thought he was a proper detective when he said “you said ‘when I saw my first dead body which implies you’ve seen more than one’ “🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ssjs998
    @Ssjs998 4 года назад +9

    THE COLLAB WE NEEDED! Jaakmate doing bits. Well done man, loving the content

  • @inickedurnan941
    @inickedurnan941 4 года назад +241

    A lawyer can’t “legally” know their client is guilty, but still defend them as innocent, it’s perverting the course of justice and would make them an accessory to whatever crime the person committed. However, to believe no lawyer has ever done this, is also hard to believe. The lawyer may strongly suspect their client is guilty, but if their client says they’re innocent they must defend them as such, in England at least.

    • @underwrld453
      @underwrld453 4 года назад +16

      I’ve always thought that surely a lawyer can’t know the true outcome and hide that from the prosecution.

    • @proudtobeageordie2926
      @proudtobeageordie2926 3 года назад +21

      Thats actually not true a lawyers job is to get the best outcome possible for the person he's defending the more honest u are with them the more they can help u example people who have killed someone can get a charge of manslaughter instead of murder.... a dunno if u have ever been in a court room looking a years in prison but its actually not about being guilty or not guilty of a crime its who ever is the better n more convincing story teller the defence or the prosecution

    • @nategeter3343
      @nategeter3343 3 года назад +12

      A lawyer can definitely know whether you’re guilty or not that’s literally the reason why there’s lawyer client confidentiality

    • @hacc7657
      @hacc7657 3 года назад

      If its a known trouble maker, they will know they are defending a guilty person

    • @dominiccarr1024
      @dominiccarr1024 3 года назад

      True, if someone tells you they did a crime but asks you to represent them you’re not able to represent them anymore

  • @thejoshsmithhhh
    @thejoshsmithhhh 4 года назад +308

    Why has nobody mentioned his pronunciation of Jason Statham yet

    • @jackbell3355
      @jackbell3355 4 года назад +22

      Goldbridge is so goldbridge that I think he meant it.

    • @almsivi123
      @almsivi123 4 года назад +37

      Because we're too busy laughing at arsenal

    • @thejoshsmithhhh
      @thejoshsmithhhh 4 года назад +2

      @@jackbell3355 😂 true

    • @curtismccannabis9402
      @curtismccannabis9402 4 года назад +2

      You support Arsenal mate

  • @dillonvernon6213
    @dillonvernon6213 4 года назад +26

    "I remember when I saw my first body and the smell was bad and it was horrible" *cuts to HAPPY hour screen*

  • @12kinect
    @12kinect 3 года назад +9

    Never in a million years would I have thought that Mark Goldbridge worked in law enforcement

  • @manawearblack
    @manawearblack 4 года назад +39

    Mark in the thumbnail looks like he’s just heard the duttiest drop

  • @rasheedshamsi1342
    @rasheedshamsi1342 4 года назад +86

    jaackmaate is gonna freak out when he finds out that mark goldbridge isn't his real name and its actually brent di cesare

    • @saeed_05
      @saeed_05 4 года назад +1

      Can i just ask who’s this brent guy, i don’t watch mark goldbridge so can you tell me who brent is

    • @samlittle3862
      @samlittle3862 4 года назад +10

      @@saeed_05 what more needs to be explained the guys literally just said who it is

    • @Tj-ve4gu
      @Tj-ve4gu 4 года назад +2

      @@saeed_05 his real name is brent amd whem they say hes accidentally brent they mean david brent out of the office

    • @rasheedshamsi1342
      @rasheedshamsi1342 4 года назад +1

      @@saeed_05 Brent di cesare is marks real name

    • @saeed_05
      @saeed_05 4 года назад +1

      @@samlittle3862 well i thought the guy who commented this was joking

  • @mitchcummins1
    @mitchcummins1 4 года назад +11

    watched mark for years and he is one of the funniest blokes ever :)
    some of his analogies are hilarious

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 4 года назад +91

    The second worst crime scene was United’s recent performance against PSG

    • @mrzakyboy3453
      @mrzakyboy3453 4 года назад +1

      Not Spurs??

    • @Will97G
      @Will97G 4 года назад +12

      Well they played well honestly, the crime was the shocking finishing

    • @lovinglifeforreaal5689
      @lovinglifeforreaal5689 4 года назад +1

      Nahh i liked the performance. Against spurs and arsenal is worse

  • @DarkPhoenix89
    @DarkPhoenix89 2 года назад +27

    No way this guy is 43 years old. He looks barely out of his teens. Nature's been kind to this one.

  • @lazyeejay
    @lazyeejay 4 года назад +13

    I laugh if he arrested someone and went "It's the pink boots, it's the bloody pink boots!"

    • @imo098765
      @imo098765 3 года назад +2

      criminal: how did you know it was me?
      Goldbridge: "It's the pink boots, it's the bloody pink boots!"

  • @AmarylisFlow
    @AmarylisFlow 2 года назад +5

    Heard a good quote from a defence barrister who said, he’s not there to protect the guilty. His job is to make sure the prosecution do their job correctly and don’t get a wrongful conviction. I’m sure they’re not all like that of course.

    • @bighands69
      @bighands69 2 года назад

      Barristers try cases and solicitors represent clients. Without Barristers there would be no system of law.

  • @Hannah-kf7fq
    @Hannah-kf7fq 4 года назад +4

    Loving the guest clips recently you’ve kept me entertained! Keep up the good work guys ❤️

  • @danielallen2434
    @danielallen2434 4 года назад +70

    Am I only one who thinks the volume is too low on this? I've got everything turned up loud still can't hear him properly

    • @Geo-ml9ne
      @Geo-ml9ne 4 года назад +2

      No

    • @JamesJSA
      @JamesJSA 4 года назад +4

      yeah it's mad low in comparsion to every other video I've watched

    • @dyuga1528
      @dyuga1528 4 года назад

      you using a maguire as a speaker? cant hear shit from him everytime . prolly why u cant hear much on this video

    • @nunpho
      @nunpho 4 года назад +4

      Yeah it's super low. It's usually just the guest mic which is even worse. Drives me nuts

    • @lauracosgrave1293
      @lauracosgrave1293 4 года назад +2

      Same. Had to turn it up then jack spoke and deafened me

  • @jrp1454
    @jrp1454 4 года назад +2

    FINALLY THE PODCAST IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @bigcalmccann9165
    @bigcalmccann9165 4 года назад +61

    No way you got goatbridge. Happy hour doing big things!

    • @r3zaful
      @r3zaful 3 года назад

      Pratbridge

  • @dontknowdrew9027
    @dontknowdrew9027 4 года назад +3

    So looking forward to the whole pod!

  • @GtaGuruYT
    @GtaGuruYT 2 года назад +3

    He was a detective when we signed Harry Maguire, however he could never crack the case on why he kept starting so he retired.

  • @td18290
    @td18290 4 года назад +108

    Who else was jus baffed that mark was a detective 😂😂😂

    • @SA09356
      @SA09356 4 года назад +4

      I think it’s BS...I’m in uni right now doing Policing and Criminal investigations & plan to be a detective one day. I can promise you it takes more than 1 year in uniform to move up to detective. Especially when you only have a couple GCSE’s to your name. It’s crazy how everyone believes this shit.

    • @HAA30098
      @HAA30098 4 года назад +8

      @@SA09356 two year probationary period as a police constable then after that you can apply to join whatever

    • @fifa22clips13
      @fifa22clips13 4 года назад +13

      @@SA09356 bro mark literally said it was different back then to now

    • @royshehu9373
      @royshehu9373 4 года назад +1

      @@SA09356 what GCSES grades do you need to be a police detective?

    • @IamBerbatov
      @IamBerbatov 3 года назад +1

      @@SA09356 I agree. Can tell a liar a mile away. Absolute bullshit

  • @aidanbrown1998
    @aidanbrown1998 4 года назад +34

    Hate the audio on this jack and stevie are loud and clear and the guests are so quiet

    • @fredohonius
      @fredohonius 4 года назад +3

      I agree, they edited the video and did not think to lower the voice on the obnoxious laugh? Unfortunate.

  • @CraigMcLellen1
    @CraigMcLellen1 4 года назад +15

    “It’s always bloody Burnley”

  • @jw045
    @jw045 4 года назад +12

    The question about solicitor was an interesting one. Everyone has the right to a fair trial (article 6), even if they have done wrong. Their job is to also make sure their client isn’t being exploited by the system or wrongly accused. However, it must be hard for them to “defend” a criminal.

  • @filiptudora6391
    @filiptudora6391 4 года назад +19

    they really brought the goat on the show

  • @twitchtemperzz25
    @twitchtemperzz25 4 года назад +13

    Podcast with Ross Kemp is needed👍🏼

  • @Harry-ef6qv
    @Harry-ef6qv 4 года назад +5

    You should interview Sgt Harry Tangye. He served 30 years in the police and was a firearms and road traffic police officer for most of those years.

  • @rytwy
    @rytwy 4 года назад +13

    He was a top guest enjoyed his sense of humour

  • @Ox4tuneteller
    @Ox4tuneteller 3 года назад +6

    so he went from investigating dead bodies in Birmingham to investigating the dead bodies in Man United's defence

  • @dylsf804
    @dylsf804 4 года назад +19

    Having mark as a host would be amazing for this show

  • @matthewboarer4265
    @matthewboarer4265 4 года назад +5

    0:52 funniest thing I’ve heard all day 😂😭

  • @crazyprog1938
    @crazyprog1938 4 года назад +32

    I'm finding something quite sadistic about the topic of dead bodies transitioning to the xmas themed Happy Hour intro; Merry Christmas folks!

  • @JC-jt3ug
    @JC-jt3ug 4 года назад +7

    Love Goldbridge I'm a Stoke fan but watch united stand every day he's just a laugh + love football talk

  • @RFG7777-x3o
    @RFG7777-x3o 4 года назад +5

    This podcast and selection of guests are great! Keep up the good work 😃

  • @user-cs7tv3rx9z
    @user-cs7tv3rx9z 3 года назад +2

    I’m a Liverpool fan but I love mark I don’t watch united stand for obvious reasons but marks personal channels are so great and his has a great personality

  • @dannybingham6678
    @dannybingham6678 4 года назад +5

    As a Liverpool fan, I really like Mark, he’s brilliant

  • @LindormAce
    @LindormAce 3 года назад +2

    Man went from looking at dead bodies to raging after Burnley

  • @xmlewis3152
    @xmlewis3152 3 года назад +3

    *Police Detective*
    “HoW dO i GeT oFf ThIs ScReEn?!?!”

  • @breannareilly993
    @breannareilly993 4 года назад

    My favourite type of guest,thank you for the content xx

  • @dontknow1236
    @dontknow1236 4 года назад +6

    “I remember when I saw my first dead body”
    *Happy Christmas music intensifies*

  • @camg6804
    @camg6804 2 года назад +2

    my dad is a police officer for devon and cornwall police and he once had to go to an 8 month old dead body in a flat and he describred it as "her skin had melted into the floor and the smell was unimaginable that you can't describe the smell".

  • @huntrr3305
    @huntrr3305 4 года назад +5

    If you could manage to get a seasoned either ex or currently serving detective on the podcast and delve deeper into the profession like how it is when you first start working towards becoming a detective up until you've spent a few years working through the ranks that would be awesome

  • @dudeymcduderson
    @dudeymcduderson 3 года назад +2

    This is a brilliant interview. Mark is a top lad, coming from an lfc fan.

  • @b.s8855
    @b.s8855 3 года назад +5

    From investigating dead bodies to screaming at computer generated fifa players

  • @chickensaresmalldinasours5954
    @chickensaresmalldinasours5954 4 года назад

    0:32 umm bit rude to the Irish I take a bit of offence
    I’m kidding 😂😂

  • @jameslife3692
    @jameslife3692 3 года назад +6

    I love the way you talked about depression. I think everyone suffers from downers and feeling negative. Nice to hear someone not making a song and dance about it and talking about it as a normal part of someone’s life. Really enjoyed this conversation

  • @Akira9212
    @Akira9212 4 года назад +2

    I really like Mark for his views on football but this really takes you in-depth. He's a great guy just trying to make a living like the most of us, also has had his fair share of downsides along the way.

  • @nyelo7217
    @nyelo7217 4 года назад +3

    This might be the best guest so far😅

  • @jackbell3355
    @jackbell3355 4 года назад +1

    You can tell why his channels are so successful. He's fucking funny. I knew this anyway, but its good to watch them two crack up at him

  • @john-peters
    @john-peters 4 года назад +10

    Goldbridge was a detective wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @txrhv9743
    @txrhv9743 4 года назад

    Been waiting for this

  • @johnking5174
    @johnking5174 4 года назад +4

    Jack - at 8:55 you asked a good question, and my experience of the legal system is this is their work. When a barrister or solicitor is hired, it is their sole duty to get the person whose hired them off. That is their job. Whether the person they are defending is guilty or not never comes into it. They do it, as this is their job that they have trained at law school for years for.

    • @jamiemoran9333
      @jamiemoran9333 4 года назад

      He's also overlooking the fact that a barrister would never instruct their client to lie. They would encourage them to plead guilty if their client disclosed facts which painted the image of them being guilty. Everyone is entitled to a fair trail and the presumption of innocent until proven guilty.

  • @DigitalNomadOnFIRE
    @DigitalNomadOnFIRE Год назад +1

    He went from investigating literal dead bodies, to watching them play for Man U every week...

  • @ibrahimmahmud2720
    @ibrahimmahmud2720 4 года назад +10

    This explains it all. All the feds that went through the process 20 years ago are all set 8 maths.

    • @underwrld453
      @underwrld453 4 года назад

      That’s probably 85% of feds

    • @nwk-wt3ty
      @nwk-wt3ty 4 года назад

      Sitting with tidy pensions now also.

    • @austinperezgk1
      @austinperezgk1 2 года назад

      Goes to show how pointless math is

  • @johneefizterbottom
    @johneefizterbottom 3 года назад +2

    9:21 SOO TRUE.
    I went to court once & they had no interpreter so as a bilingual I had to go to the back room where they talk to talk to the other attorneys to be able to interpret what was going on. They are so FOUL. “pretty much I’ll give you this case for the next one I’ll let you win”

  • @lacari0805
    @lacari0805 3 года назад +3

    I’m doing a law degree at the moment and want to be a criminal defence lawyer. The way I see it is, should someone selling guns feel guilty that they sold a gun to a killer, or a drug dealer sold drugs to someone who ODed? The criminals also do deserve the same chance as anyone else to be defended in court and they’re always a small chance they didn’t actually do it, so if you were in that situation you’d want a solicitor to do as much as they can to keep you out of jail

    • @Davefrompub
      @Davefrompub 2 года назад +1

      I do hope they taught you more than that

    • @lacari0805
      @lacari0805 2 года назад

      @@Davefrompub Sorry to disappoint but they don’t actually teach you opinions at university

  • @mattshepherd1736
    @mattshepherd1736 2 года назад

    “Walk about and avoid trouble”🤣🤣

  • @sentiasatransformasi
    @sentiasatransformasi 3 года назад +3

    my respect towards mark goldbridge just goes through the roof

  • @seanhodgkiss7740
    @seanhodgkiss7740 4 года назад +1

    Normally I cannot I repeat CANNOT watch these types of videos/interviews but watched this all the way through first time ever really enjoyed it great interview nice to know marks past and how he is more as a person funny shit great work gugs

  • @BayernNow
    @BayernNow 4 года назад +5

    Brent Di Cesar without a green screen. It would've been golden if they put one behind him in this🤣

  • @thanxbutno
    @thanxbutno 3 года назад +1

    'It's like being paid to play Among Us'
    - Mark Goldbridge on his detective career

  • @Jimboooslice
    @Jimboooslice 4 года назад +12

    I think for one of your guests, you should get Beared MeetFood

  • @boogielive9249
    @boogielive9249 4 года назад +1

    The guests just keep on getting better carry on jaack!

  • @neilstewart5123
    @neilstewart5123 4 года назад +6

    I would never imagine Goldbridge being a copper.

    • @PeriodDrama
      @PeriodDrama 4 года назад

      I really could tbh, he seems exactly like one.

  • @jammyjamjars6995
    @jammyjamjars6995 4 года назад

    Whole podcast was great. Keep it up guys👍

  • @vidskrlec6162
    @vidskrlec6162 4 года назад +22

    The smell wasn't reall, nice (applying someone died)
    Happy podcast: *christmas music*
    I was dying of laughter.

  • @brotherfecil4092
    @brotherfecil4092 2 года назад +1

    Working as a copper round Birmingham ain’t nothing to be laughed at….goldbridge is the man of many talents