What Exactly Happened To Donkey Kong Jr?
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- Опубликовано: 6 июн 2024
- In 1982, spritely young DK Jr set out to save his Dad - Donkey Kong from the evil, nefarious Mario. He had a few more sporadic appearances after that, and then? Silence. He disappeared from video game culture altogether, seldomly seen since.
So, what happened? How did this once vital character in Nintendo's gaming empire just up and vanish like that? In the first new edition of Video Game Detective in 6 months, we peel back the layers of this mysterious disappearance and find out...What Exactly Happened To Donkey Kong Jr...
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0:00 - 1:21 Intro
1:21 - 5:35 The Investigation
5:35 - 13:42 My Findings
13:42 - 19:49 The Conclusion
19:49 - 20:31 Post-Video 
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I'm just saying I've never seen George Bush and Donkey Kong Jr in the same room...
Donkey Kong is a gorilla, though. Not a chimp.
But.. Which George Bush?
I can't believe that Fudj has let and AMERICAN appear in one of his videos
he has truly gone off the deep end
Just had DK Jr on the phone. He says he’s been backpacking in Thailand for a few years, and he’ll be back home next week. I’ll be sure to pass on your questions next time we have a catch up
Aw well this is embarrassing
I know what REALLY happened to DK Jr.
He was crushed to death and his corpse was turned into an E-Reader card.
Yo facts
I played a Donkey Kong Jr game before I ever played Mario. Miss him everyday
Another Fudj banger, when will he stop (never)
foreshadowing and humour at the same time, what a video
Jeremy was surprisingly a big help in solving this case. Nice work Jeremy!
Anyway I'm going to need his location so I can fight him.
I had it pointed out to me that DK Jr.'s official art for the Arcade game shows him as a child, but his official art for Super Mario Kart shows him as an adult. Assuming animals reach maturity faster than people in the Marioverse, then DK Jr. simply became an adult and is DK's father, and stopped appearing. I thought this was a contradiction to the Mario timeline due to Baby DK's appearance in Yoshi's Island DS, as I assumed that DK was born around the same time as Mario. However, the more likely explanation that makes sense of all the age disparities in that game is that Bowser's minions gathered each character's baby self as they traveled back through time, bringing them all to one time period. This rectifies the continuity
As for Cranky calling DK his son, technically your grandson is still a son of yours. Language is tricky but that's actually a valid interpretation of the word
....I am aware this is mostly a video for fun, but I figured I'd drop this knowledge in case other viewers are curious
An alternate explanation to Cranky calling DK his son is that Jr just died / vanished and Cranky raised DK.
DK would then be both his son (if adopted) and grandson.
where did you get this footage of me wtf
get back in the cellar
He stayed 8-bit and went on a world wide racing tournament
So, what's up with Yoshi's Island DS? In that game the yoshis have to carry around Baby Mario, Baby Wario, among others, as well as Baby Donkey Kong?! He even looks more like the "modern" D.K. and not like D.K. Jr.
Donkey Kong in Donkey Kong Country IS Donkey Kong Jr. Cranky Kong is actually Donkey Kong's father.
Nothing could have prepared me for that ending reveal. Truly, a scoop like this is further evidence that Hard Drive is the only serious gaming journalism outlet. Donkey Kong is Oedipus Rex.
-ShayMay's 8 hour Omega Ruby Video is unironically
pretty good though, even if its length definitely makes it
a little cumbersome to actually sit down and consume.-
Lotta engagement down here. I like it. I'm one of the guys from the office.
I suspected Foul Play,
but I knew I should have expected...some Monkey Business
Really suspicious things going on in DK island recently... Diddy is next
This has recontextualized everything I thought I knew about the Kong family tree
it was nice to see ShayMay for 2 seconds total
You got it all wrong fudj, DK JR is living in my basement.
This also explains the time bending existence of Mario across these games. Thank god or I'd have cried
Cranky would sell his family (except maybe his wife) for one singular banana. It would not surprise me if he was involved in his son's assassination plot to protect the family's prestige.
EDIT: I wrote this comment half-way through the video. There's no way I could have predicted the much more wild turn it took at the end, hooooooooly shit.
okay but clearly the donkey kong who appears in double dash is yet another piece of this puzzle because none of the other suspects in this investigation has that same juicy dumpy
had me in tears
I'm probably one of the very few who prefers Donkey Kong Jr to Diddy
He deserve more follows
A possible simple explanation is that dk Jr was the original dk's grandson, they retconed that one point in the original game to make everything else make sense
Classic Donkey Kong (Cranky Kong) is the grandfather while Modern Donkey Kong is the Grandson. So Donkey Kong Jr isn’t the son of Cranky, he’s the father of Modern Donkey Kong. So if we need to find more info, then Donkey Kong needs to talk about his dad.
who has ever said, that Super Mario Kart is one of the worst mario kart games?
it's an absolute masterpiece.
fuckin' excellent, the shot on the twin towers made me laugh out loud, as your delivery when discussing the final theory. very very good stuff
Oh I see how it is, mr got a big fancy job at Hard Drive. Ignore my comments will you? I’ll show you “engagement” alright…where did I put Lanky’s number?!
Ooohhhh. That's what dilf stands for.
Dk Jr did 9/11 is not the take I was expecting
Technically it is possible to be some's grandfather and father at the same time. You could father a child with your daughter thus being both. Or you could be less incestuous and do it with the the other set of potential grandparents' female offspring.
Giggity! 😃😐🤮 Lmfao
Why that lady Kong is… CANDY KONG!
what a rollercoaster
19:11 more like the space-time KONG-tinuum amirite
Remember theres a baby DK in yoshi’s island lol
what's the music from the start of the conclusion section from?
Just a side note- that 8-hour video about Omega Ruby by ShayMay is actually great, highly recommend checking it out if you want something to listen to in the background for most of a day
Think der should be a comic for a theory like this 😂👍🏿
I used to eat his cereal and watch his cartoons as a kid.
Couldn't Cranky Kong just be senile?
It's so fucked that Cranky Kong aged and the same Mario that fucked him over is now bossing his family around.
Love me some fudj
yeah
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yes but how do the Great Ape War factors in all of this
That was a true masterpiece
Okay. Intersting...
Get DK Vine in the case
i clicked this thinking this was a Designing For video. 😔
I know this is a joke-y video but they stopped using DK Jr. because Diddy was more popular, filled the role of being DK's duo better and bc Rare was bought my Microsoft.
In-universe explanation is... honestly i don't think Rare had DK Jr. in mind when they made DKC or when they decided that Cranky was an older version of the Arcade DK, and neither did Nintendo when they made Yoshi's Island DS, so i don't think an official explanation for how Jr. factors in the Mario universe is has been decided in an official way, but i do think the Mario movie will answer that.
Imo the best way to reconciliate everything is to say Jr's simply an younger version of Modern DK and an older version of Baby DK who was raised by his grandfather and that's why he calls him dad sometimes.
It works thematically to have the pair of DK and Jr. still be around as Cranky and Modern DK, and explains how DK can be a baby at the same time as Mario is a baby.
I heard diddy kong was originally a drastic redesign of jr but nintendo didn't like it so they requested rare to either change the design or make it a different character. The "cranky kong = og donkey kong" thing probably came later
NO
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video
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Well actually GameXplain dove into the topic 5 years ago.