Wizards VS Sorcerers in Dungeons and Dragons

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  • @OneShotQuesters
    @OneShotQuesters  2 года назад +246

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    • @Hyde472
      @Hyde472 2 года назад +1

      Going for ranger and the excitement was just perfectly timed and unexpected. 11/10

    • @RaichuWizDom
      @RaichuWizDom 2 года назад

      "My power comes from knowledge and that can't be taken away."
      I'm very surprised that wasn't immediately countered by a threat of spilling coffee on the wizard's spellbook. But it would have been obvious, suppose. The ending was a nice twist.
      Any chance of Fighters vs Monks next?

    • @renab.7390
      @renab.7390 2 года назад +1

      Love your videos, Duke!
      But I gotta say the grammar mistake in the thumbnail really hurts to look at... 😬 It's sorcerers, not sorcerer's (because it's a plural form, those don't get an apostrophe). I'm a grammar nazi, I know (English major). I watch all your videos, so it's probably not the first time I'm commenting on your grammar. Just have someone else proofread your video titles and thumbnails, please.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 2 года назад

      Bard: ...My lover's a dragon, I can learn whatever spells I want from any class, and, if you invest at least three levels in our Eloquence package, you'll never have to worry about a Nat 1 on Persuasion or Deception ever again. Wow your friends, and seduce your enemies.

    • @LucanVaris
      @LucanVaris 2 года назад

      @@renab.7390 Sorcerers aren't known for their Intelligence stat.

  • @phos-pher1987
    @phos-pher1987 2 года назад +809

    Wizard: You need to study for YEARS to earn this power!
    Sorcerer: You need to have draconic ancestors to harness my power!
    Bard: Toot toot magic flute

    • @siegfried1422
      @siegfried1422 2 года назад +120

      Bard: You need to have actual talent to join this club.
      Warlock: Hehe, cantrips go Brrr

    • @melvinjones6862
      @melvinjones6862 2 года назад +67

      @@siegfried1422 Warlock : You need to have a Soul to join this club
      Ranger : Hehe, weed go Brrr

    • @exemida
      @exemida 2 года назад +44

      @@melvinjones6862 Fighter: Can you swing this ok your in.

    • @Lowdian
      @Lowdian 2 года назад +24

      Cleric: I just pray really hard every day

    • @elevation9123
      @elevation9123 2 года назад +18

      @@Lowdian monk: punch 😐

  • @mangaartist303
    @mangaartist303 2 года назад +2404

    Ranger got the club stall slot because Druid turned into a snake and couldn't register... And Warlock was busy having a theological debate with Paladin and Cleric.

    • @maximocaseres2526
      @maximocaseres2526 2 года назад +143

      Ok ok, but what if, I sell my soul, to a high unicorn
      That is good right?

    • @mathybrain8
      @mathybrain8 2 года назад +135

      Oddly, the warlock's patron is a solar while the paladin took an oath of conquest in service of Levistus.

    • @ericlin7775
      @ericlin7775 2 года назад +74

      Nay the Warlock is short resting(napping somewhere)

    • @clasherking4528
      @clasherking4528 2 года назад +22

      Sad but true, still nice to see rangers getting a shout out though

    • @DaBlueIghuana
      @DaBlueIghuana 2 года назад +8

      Aaaaw... I wanted to enlist as a warlock

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 2 года назад +1983

    It's cool to see wizard standing up for himself for once and dissing sorcerer for a change 🤣
    I'm happy for him 🙂

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 2 года назад +106

      Wizard dies of 1d4 random internet stranger's approval damage.

    • @ShitpostingJoJo
      @ShitpostingJoJo 2 года назад +50

      @@Kartoffelkamm Fellas, is it hurtful to support your homies? •

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 года назад +33

      @@Kartoffelkamm Wizard:Pass death saving throws

    • @ShadowWalker-ng1it
      @ShadowWalker-ng1it 2 года назад +10

      the wizard should have died from the blast damage tho

    • @skell6134
      @skell6134 2 года назад +1

      @@ShadowWalker-ng1it ???

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon 2 года назад +2102

    Ad-barians can cast spells, like "decapitation" or "cutting in half"

    • @szarekhthesilent2047
      @szarekhthesilent2047 2 года назад +62

      I had one that did. Also sleep, invisibility, headache, pain, and "healing" (very missuderstood "lay on hands". he kept smaking the patients until they screamed "I feel much better already, please let me go!""

    • @Barely_Edited
      @Barely_Edited 2 года назад +39

      I cast inflict blunt force trauma

    • @VivioSaf
      @VivioSaf 2 года назад +33

      "I CAST FIST!"

    • @LetsPlayCrazy
      @LetsPlayCrazy 2 года назад +12

      Mind-axe...
      anyone?

    • @coolio3267
      @coolio3267 2 года назад

      @@LetsPlayCrazy only OG's

  • @ducksplain
    @ducksplain 2 года назад +1004

    I knew the twist was gonna be that there'd be a third option, but I really thought it'd be the Warlock Club. Didn't see that one coming 🤣

    • @johannesd4343
      @johannesd4343 2 года назад +37

      or the Hair-lock instead of the Ad-barian.

    • @blookarakal4417
      @blookarakal4417 2 года назад +6

      I had the exact same thought

    • @ryadinstormblessed8308
      @ryadinstormblessed8308 2 года назад +57

      Cthulhu: just sign here! I'll give you Eldritch Blast and a bunch oh invocations to improve your Eldritch Blast!
      Character: cool? And any other spells?
      Cthulhu: ... there are _other_ spells?

    • @haruekferreira8942
      @haruekferreira8942 2 года назад +16

      Hahahahaha. same! I thought the guy would get tired of the wizard and sorcerer arguing and sealed a deal to be a warlock in the meantime.

    • @anasexualdragonwithinterne2912
      @anasexualdragonwithinterne2912 2 года назад +20

      i thought warlock was gonna appear out of nowhere open his cloak and say "hey kid want some spells"

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 2 года назад +411

    Meanwhile, bards: we just play so awesomely that magic has no choice but to obey our wishes

    • @JMIK1991
      @JMIK1991 2 года назад +6

      I just think bard is just getting one more level so he gets magical secrets.

    • @spiceyicey
      @spiceyicey 2 года назад +10

      bards rolled to seduce mystra and now they have superpowers

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 2 года назад +4

      Once again proving the superior POWER OF ROCK! (Insert totally awesome, sick-ass lute solo here)

    • @CobraKidFung_CKF
      @CobraKidFung_CKF 2 года назад +1

      it's not only magic, it's everything

  • @matthewalexanian2108
    @matthewalexanian2108 2 года назад +761

    Glad to see Wizard finally stand up for himself and win and Ranger is finally getting some love.

    • @RonSmiththesonsofhera
      @RonSmiththesonsofhera 2 года назад +17

      All those spells and yet they only pick fireball.

    • @IamEpiphanyTTV
      @IamEpiphanyTTV 2 года назад +10

      Wizard died 1d4 debate damage

    • @curnott6051
      @curnott6051 2 года назад +13

      I was waiting for the Wizard to drop the fact that he doesn't have to wait until Lv.20 to get something back on a short rest.

    • @RonSmiththesonsofhera
      @RonSmiththesonsofhera 2 года назад +2

      @@curnott6051 meta magic

    • @AverageDunce
      @AverageDunce 2 года назад +2

      @@IamEpiphanyTTV sorcerer died of 0D4 of sneeze damage

  • @derpsanddragons8851
    @derpsanddragons8851 2 года назад +123

    Wizard "Study for decades!"
    Sorcerer "Be lucky enough to be born with it."
    Warlock "Sell your soul to an eldritch horror."
    Bard "Learn to sing "

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 11 месяцев назад +12

      Warlock: Be a sugar baby

    • @dragonlink2032
      @dragonlink2032 7 месяцев назад +2

      Druid: *Mmmmm tree*

    • @uiuelite
      @uiuelite 6 месяцев назад +1

      Cleric: be sugar baby but whit god
      Ranger: druid but whit intelligence
      Artificer:nuke
      Blood hunter: blood
      Fighter: studying but unlike wizard he drop school
      Barbarian: STORM HERAULD BABY WHOOOOOOOOOUOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 24 дня назад

      ​@@uiuelite I actually like the idea of a fighter being a wizard school dropout who traded his spellbook and robes for armor and a sword, but still remembers how to cast a few spells and takes it up again because he needs something to even the odds while adventuring.

  • @melonman6522
    @melonman6522 2 года назад +202

    "A contract or something" I am starting to suspect sorcerer might be another charisma based class in secret...

    • @lorenzojongste6766
      @lorenzojongste6766 2 года назад +5

      Charisma based

    • @allenyang5697
      @allenyang5697 2 года назад +10

      Nah he's just a coffee lock

    • @KitsunetheFlower
      @KitsunetheFlower 2 года назад +4

      Dragonborn sorcerer: burn everything down while flying and screaming no to religion

  • @eggy6815
    @eggy6815 2 года назад +184

    Clerics: Y’know what’s better than all of that? Getting your entire spell list right off the bat, you think fireball is good? Honey, you haven’t even seen guiding bolt yet....

    • @Moonshine_Victory
      @Moonshine_Victory 2 года назад +11

      Guiding Bolt is honestly my favourite spell for my cleric haha

    • @RabbitTortoise
      @RabbitTortoise 2 года назад +13

      Circle of Stars Druid also has guiding bolt. Archer form + guiding bolt is a nice combo at earlier levels. If you hit the guiding bolt (4d6 radiant) you can then immediatly make an archer form attack as an bonus action with advantage (1d8+wis radiant). Haven't had the luck to get nat20 for both of them, that would be something

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 года назад +22

      Be a cleric of the Light Domain, get fireball!

    • @Moonshine_Victory
      @Moonshine_Victory 2 года назад +7

      @@MonkeyJedi99 I'm already on my way ✌︎

    • @ancapftw9113
      @ancapftw9113 2 года назад +6

      You literally have to sign up to be some deity's slave and if you refuse an order they take it all back. I think need rather sell my firstborn to Shogoth.

  • @gonzaloavila1710
    @gonzaloavila1710 2 года назад +460

    Guy:oh no, the other one
    Warlock: you take the right option, now kill this baby and you can get spells at will

    • @alarkhar
      @alarkhar 2 года назад +60

      Guy: Oh no, the other other one.
      Artificer: Good enough, buddy - just remember, we do spells through SCIENCE! (cue mad scientist laugh)

    • @soldierbreed
      @soldierbreed 2 года назад +14

      Spells? You mean a Spell

    • @SerialGufator
      @SerialGufator 2 года назад +22

      Spell at will? That sound cool! How many of them?
      ... 2... Until level 9, then you have... 3...

    • @23Renegade
      @23Renegade 2 года назад +3

      Put this guys soul in a jar and get power or some bs

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 года назад +13

      The warlock's catch phrase should be, "Aaaand I'm spent."

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 2 года назад +95

    Ad-barian is a true hero. He cuts into finding the best prices and rages against the weasly merchants. Truly, there are no more noble character than he.

  • @zacharyrollick6169
    @zacharyrollick6169 2 года назад +37

    Ranger : "Woo!"
    Guy: "No, not you. I was pointing at the Paladin."

  • @rachdarastrix5251
    @rachdarastrix5251 2 года назад +144

    Bard: His magic comes from his song.
    Sorcerer: His magic comes from his ancestry.
    Wizard: His magic comes from his homework.
    Barbarian: His magic comes from his rage.

    • @blackdragoness21
      @blackdragoness21 2 года назад +20

      And the Warlock's magic comes from an all-powerful Sugar Daddy!

    • @Mendoza-yi6qk
      @Mendoza-yi6qk 2 года назад +13

      Ranger: his magic comes from the people who don't play him

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman Год назад +1

      And my axe!

    • @xenocross6597
      @xenocross6597 Год назад +1

      @@Mendoza-yi6qk *sad ranger enjoyer noises*

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ranger: His magic comes from gun

  • @koboldfan3238
    @koboldfan3238 2 года назад +78

    And so after years a Ranger being ignored a character was finally going to be made.

  • @Praetarius
    @Praetarius 2 года назад +80

    weird, this time the sorcerer died from 1d4 sneez damage and not the wizard

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад +17

      I mean it was inevitable, they have the same amount of HP.

    • @Alfoxysnow
      @Alfoxysnow 2 года назад +2

      He didn't get the robust feat which for me it's a must

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 11 месяцев назад +1

      I think that was more than 1d4

  • @no1ofconsequence936
    @no1ofconsequence936 2 года назад +42

    I'm just glad Ranger is happy.

  • @lunaredelvour2972
    @lunaredelvour2972 2 года назад +85

    Everything about this video I just...😂😂😂 Ranger finally has some friends now!!

    • @tman76000
      @tman76000 2 года назад +9

      I laughed so hard at Ranger's "WOOHOO!"

    • @GunnerM60
      @GunnerM60 2 года назад +5

      Rangers for life!! 😍 Best part of the video!

    • @tman76000
      @tman76000 2 года назад +1

      @@GunnerM60 dont hate me, but im a fighter main.

  • @ravenhack6053
    @ravenhack6053 2 года назад +352

    A wizard without fireball is just a warlock who’s patron is a non sentient book.

    • @estebanramirez1178
      @estebanramirez1178 2 года назад +9

      That’s basically Order of Scribes.

    • @williamwontiam3166
      @williamwontiam3166 2 года назад +7

      Fiend warlocks can also cast fireball.

    • @Chrjstheshadow
      @Chrjstheshadow 2 года назад +3

      @@estebanramirez1178 except order of scribes learns all damage spells

    • @estebanramirez1178
      @estebanramirez1178 2 года назад +3

      @@Chrjstheshadow Order of Scribes is the reason why it’s viable to learn Chromatic Orb at 2nd level.

    • @firebladeentertainment5739
      @firebladeentertainment5739 2 года назад +10

      Necromancy wizard here
      no fireball in my repertoir, mostly necrotic, acid and poison damage spells
      but the spell for attacks i still use the most is:
      Magic Missile

  • @MorningDusk7734
    @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +25

    It feels like we need a Cleric/Druid/Paladin argument now.

    • @henrikovitch3344
      @henrikovitch3344 2 года назад +7

      And maybe a warlock for good measure

    • @MorningDusk7734
      @MorningDusk7734 2 года назад +8

      @@henrikovitch3344 Warlock comes in and kills two of them, then runs out of spell slots to finish off the last one.

  • @fabiandurr6865
    @fabiandurr6865 2 года назад +23

    Considering Ranger is one of my favourite stereotypes (simply because of the animal companion), I am always happy to see him get a tiny little positive moment in these skits from time to time.

  • @jackwriter1908
    @jackwriter1908 2 года назад +36

    Finally! Someone who joins the _Ranger Club,_ it only took three years, wait!
    Where do you go? Why does the *Ad-Barian* always get the new people!?

  • @Gareon155
    @Gareon155 2 года назад +39

    I am actually surprised the sorceror didn't just get up and take away their spell book and say "Cast X spell"

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад +14

      Jokes on him, the Wizard only needs the spellbook to prepare his spells, not to cast them.

    • @Gareon155
      @Gareon155 2 года назад +2

      @@NorninTGK Yes but if you take the spell book away and then ask them to cast a spell they don't have prepared/memorized they can't cast it

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад +2

      @@Gareon155 Well you don't need to take their spellbook for that.
      Also, the Wizard can still usually prepare more spells than the Sorcerer knows in total. So that's something that the Wizard could just turn back around at the Sorcerer.

    • @flyingturret208thecannon5
      @flyingturret208thecannon5 2 года назад +2

      @@Gareon155 Okay, have a Sorcerer cast a spell they haven't prepared/obtained. I am actually a mainstay player between Wizard & Bard. Both are great spellcaster classes if you have time to set up a combo & the understanding of the various spells abilities.

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 2 года назад +1

      *Scribes Wizard:* "Dick." One hour later after obliterating Sorcerer, "Still got it."

  • @siragon756
    @siragon756 2 года назад +18

    Honestly, the second I heard the word "contract", I thought the warlock club would come into action but seems I was wrong
    The ranger punchline was very funny though so I'm not disappointed !

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 2 года назад +19

    Wizard: *Studies for a test and gets an A+*
    Sorcerer: *Doesn't study for a test and gets two B+'s*

  • @SerialGufator
    @SerialGufator 2 года назад +17

    Another good point for wizard is that you can actually become one whenever you want, you just need to study
    Being a sorcerer thought... You're either born one or you're willing to take the most dangerous experiment injecting some magic in you, hoping it might work

  • @Martin_Dimirag
    @Martin_Dimirag 2 года назад +7

    Meanwhile, at the dark corner
    Warlock: Hey, kid, want spells? You do my boss a favor, and my boss will do you a favor...

  • @aganaom1712
    @aganaom1712 2 года назад +338

    "my power comes from knowledge and that can't be taken away from me"
    aberrations and other such mind sucking eldritch horrors from beyond the far realms: "did someone say knowledge?"
    edit: 2:14 LET THE RANGERS HAVE THIS ONE DAMMIT

    • @theaspie3121
      @theaspie3121 2 года назад +22

      Also
      Feeblemind: “Moron says what”
      Wizard: “Wha- uhhhhh... duhgoie... hezzghfled”

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 года назад +11

      @@theaspie3121 wizard would probably make the save tho. Sorc would probably fail it and not be able to cast. + Feeble mind effects charisma too

    • @theaspie3121
      @theaspie3121 2 года назад +6

      @@kylehalpern6695 True. It is an Int save so Wizard has a much better chance to succeed, but it is possible, especially with some debuffs like bane, mind sliver, and silvery barbs. But, it would be fun to see Wizard lose all the knowledge he boasted because of another spellcaster. Unfortunately it can’t even be with the irony of Sorcerer doing it since it’s not on the Sorcerer’s spell list

    • @subprogram32
      @subprogram32 2 года назад +15

      "Can't be taken away, you say?"
      *sets spellbook on fire*

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 года назад +2

      @@theaspie3121 it would be. Unfortunately for sorc they don't learn feeblemind.

  • @stormwallwarrior6095
    @stormwallwarrior6095 2 года назад +21

    Omg that ending was amazing. I love wild magic sorcerers, but I also love being able to learn almost every spell, so I never know which one I should pick

    • @fraidei2094
      @fraidei2094 2 года назад +9

      Sorcerer/Wizard multiclass?

    • @stormwallwarrior6095
      @stormwallwarrior6095 2 года назад +8

      @@fraidei2094 That is indeed an option worth exploring

    • @marykateharmon
      @marykateharmon 2 года назад +10

      Born with magical powers, but deciding to actually study to enhance their natural ability.

  • @troperhghar9898
    @troperhghar9898 2 года назад +20

    2:10 "you know I think I'm gonna go with them"
    Ranger... Hate to break it to you but he was pointing at the bard club

  • @spiderFern
    @spiderFern 2 года назад +3

    Warlock's just standing menacingly in a corner whispering, "Hey, hey! Want some magic? Sign here, you can cast everything at max level. No, you don't need to read it, just sign. No, the contract is not whispering in foul, unknowable tongues from the spaces between realities. Listen, you get eldritch blast, okay?"

  • @raptorface6190
    @raptorface6190 2 года назад +17

    And here I thought you were going to have some Demonic guys standing there for the warlock club after he decided not to do wizard.

  • @chrishubbard64
    @chrishubbard64 2 года назад +9

    Warlock: Why not come over here? You want power without endless study, just make a pact! Dont like demons? We have great old ones. Dont like cthulu? Then we have fey pacts, Dont like being called a fairy? We can make you a good swimmer with the fathomless! Want to annoy the cleric? Celestial pacts my friend! You aint never had a friend? You will like this genie pact! Feel like mixing it up in melee? We can hex this blade over here and go to town! Hate feeling mortal? We have a pact for that as well!

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 2 года назад +3

      You just made the warlock sound like a infomercial salesman. I love it.

  • @juliaemerald4602
    @juliaemerald4602 2 года назад +3

    Warlocks in the corner: Just sell your soul for magic. One easy step and you have a lovely friendship with a being of incredible power and some fun magic

  • @christopherg2347
    @christopherg2347 2 года назад +9

    Actually the Wizard can cast more spells of the Utility variety.
    While a few classes have Ritual Caster, they are limited to know or prepared Spells. Wizards are only limited to what is in their spellbook, meaning they actually get to use their spells while out of combat.

  • @loganfrandrup6590
    @loganfrandrup6590 2 года назад +19

    If Ad-Barian is looking for magic recrutes, does that mean he's a Wild Magic Barbarian? 🤔

    • @Hk-ox4bb
      @Hk-ox4bb 2 года назад +3

      finally… LORE!

  • @jf_kein_k8590
    @jf_kein_k8590 2 года назад +3

    Kinda weird that the Sorcerer says "Work smarter, not harder" to argue against a Wizard.

  • @EvanAnimatioons
    @EvanAnimatioons 22 дня назад +1

    Wizard: FINALLY! after years of study, I CAN FINALLY CAST A FIRE BALL!!
    Sorceter: mom, i put the house on fire again

  • @somebody4952
    @somebody4952 2 года назад +5

    How I was expecting it to end.
    Dude: Y'know, I'm going to join the Sorcerers.
    Sorcerer: That's great! Now show me your birth magic.
    Dude: My... birth magic?
    Sorcerer: Yeah, the magic you were born with!
    Dude: I'm... not...
    Sorcerer: ...We might have a problem

  • @NikiCat
    @NikiCat 2 года назад +11

    How did wizard not die of 1d4 damage? That's a miracle

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад

      He leveled up a while back, and it has really paid off.

    • @PathForger_
      @PathForger_ 2 года назад +2

      This rare wizard survived long enough to become a teacher.
      He is not level 1 - but the back-and-forth was grueling nonetheless. ^_~

  • @highfivedog2336
    @highfivedog2336 2 года назад +289

    Sorcerers are easily the best counter to magic users with silent spell casting, it makes it so you can’t counter-spell the magic.

    • @highfivedog2336
      @highfivedog2336 2 года назад +17

      Also 15 spells is a HUGE handicap

    • @dizzydoom4230
      @dizzydoom4230 2 года назад +34

      @jamil nielsen And if you really want dual-class options, Divine Soul for sorceror AND cleric spells.

    • @mahe4
      @mahe4 2 года назад +18

      @@highfivedog2336 then take clockwork soul or abberant mind sorcerer to get more spells.

    • @jrsmithunited
      @jrsmithunited 2 года назад +9

      only true of spells for which speech is the only component. If you need to use a piece of fleece, I can counterspell because I see you reaching for the fleece.

    • @Magic-nx2fb
      @Magic-nx2fb 2 года назад +9

      @@jrsmithunited I'm not sure that reaching for an item in your inventory or component pouch counts as seeing the spell being cast. There's no verbal or somatic components, so you don't see any magic being performed, just a person grabbing a small trinket. You might assume they're casting a spell because of that, but you aren't seeing one being cast, so counterspell isn't triggered.

  • @onlirier2993
    @onlirier2993 2 года назад +5

    "My power comes from knowledge, and that can never be taken away from me!"
    Literally Anyone: *steals spellbook*
    Arcane Trickster: *steals literal knowledge*

  • @Reyther
    @Reyther 2 года назад +6

    I was almost expecting a Warlock club, where some smooth talker had a contract ready to be signed

  • @anthonyatanasoff3703
    @anthonyatanasoff3703 2 года назад +12

    Clerics: Just pray really hard to one of fourteen domains, and you'll have more choices of powerful spells than Wizard!

    • @korruptedapple3854
      @korruptedapple3854 2 года назад +4

      Wizards can move mountains and create apocalypses while a cleric needs a unreliable God to even attempt that

    • @mchanna06
      @mchanna06 2 года назад

      Clerics are overpowered

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 2 года назад

      @@korruptedapple3854 Actually you can make a cleric that doesnt believe in Gods. Like how a Paladin doesnt need gods.
      Take Nature Domain clerics. They dont believe in Selune or any Nature Deity, they just believe in the beauty, longevity, and POWER of mother nature (so basically a Druid that CAN wear metal but can't wildshape).

    • @jauneasharithespecialist7885
      @jauneasharithespecialist7885 2 года назад +1

      @@Heavenlyhounds96
      Sounds like a warlock with extra steps. Why worship a god and embody their virtues when you can cop out and say your an atheist and somehow got magic from a god despite not believing in them in the first place.

    • @Chrjstheshadow
      @Chrjstheshadow 2 года назад

      @@jauneasharithespecialist7885 all worship based classes are warlocks with extra steps when you think about it. Even in terms of the domains of gods there are some objectively sinister choices you can make as a cleric

  • @LocalMaple
    @LocalMaple 2 года назад +25

    Sorcerer: [Subtle spell Fireball the Wizard’s book]. How many spells do you know again?

    • @kylehalpern6695
      @kylehalpern6695 2 года назад +2

      The wizard 24... Still more than you can ever have

    • @Chrjstheshadow
      @Chrjstheshadow 2 года назад +4

      Order of scribes wizard: [restoring their entire spell book with a first level spell] all of them

    • @joehonjoehanusberger1567
      @joehonjoehanusberger1567 2 года назад +4

      Common magic item Enduring Spellbook makes it immune to fire. Also, they will still know the Wiz+int spells they prepared that day. You only need the spell book to prepare new spells.

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 2 года назад +1

      @@joehonjoehanusberger1567 Sorcerer: Did I say Subtle? I transmute the Fireball spell into acid.

  • @TheGodlikeDragon
    @TheGodlikeDragon 2 года назад +9

    Thats weird, how come the wizard did not die from that cold he got from the Sorcerers sneeze?

  • @Diresilence
    @Diresilence 2 года назад +19

    The teaching methods of short lived races versus long lived races diverge massively on wizardry. To the most part...
    Elves generally learn it very slowly, but often more successfully. They hammer in he basics of wizardry for a hundred years, before elves can even begin to cast first level spells and the like. However, this means that wizards generally more successfully learn arcane, most surviving the process of learning arcane magic.
    Humans have two schools. One is the traditional ones, similar to elves, although a bit of a fast track. This is often why wizards are depicted as old men, as they spend years learning similarly to elves. Generally speaking, this method involves apprentice ship, and often is around 30 years, with initiates a bit less likely to survive then elves, but usually commonly do so. The problem is they generally learn spells in their 40s, and only become power houses in their 50s and 60s. Literally giving their life to magic, more or less.
    The second school of magic for humans is a fast track, spending around 10 years and learning the basics, and throwing your initiates to the wolves. Very few survive the process, and often get themselves kills by attempting to learn magic quickly. This one favors only very intelligent initiates, and those that can catch on quickly. More or less, the Darwin school of magic.
    The second school of magic is often the reason why human wizards often have rather large egos, many of which going into more evil routes. When you begin to take shortcuts, and have an ego because you were good enough to survive a quick tutorial on magic, you start to take more and more short cuts. Start to think others are beneath you.
    The evil thing is a bit of a theory tho, so don't take to much stock into it

  • @zacharyrenfro3716
    @zacharyrenfro3716 2 года назад +3

    Sometimes living in the country is a blessing. The second the sorcerer sneezed my video began to buffer and lower itself to 144p. I'm writing this off as his wild magic transcending reality lmfao

  • @Kihen9
    @Kihen9 2 года назад +5

    I fully expected to go to the warlock club where there was a bloody contract waiting

  • @richard7199
    @richard7199 2 года назад +2

    Warlocks: Hey I’ll give you $20 to join my club. You’ll just have to pay back over time with interest.
    Clerics: **too busy being useful**
    Druids: Take this dirt and rub it on your face.

  • @kingstewie01
    @kingstewie01 2 года назад +1

    Barbarian: "I can do magic too!"
    *Rages in Path of Wild Magic*

  • @phoenixthedm9791
    @phoenixthedm9791 2 года назад +4

    This could have ended with the two just yelling at each other, the guy just sitting there awkwardly, and the warlock walks over
    "hey, just sign this contract and you get magic"
    'ok'

  • @Drujd
    @Drujd 2 года назад +25

    1:32
    That won't age well when an enemy Bard, Druid, Warlock, or fellow Wizard casts Feeblemind on him.

    • @lighthadoqdawg
      @lighthadoqdawg 2 года назад +5

      that's an intelligence save, which wizards are proficient in. good luck on it working when the wizard probably has luck too.
      and also counter spell, it's more likely to work on a druid, warlock, or bard than a wizard.

  • @RumpleVonStiltskin735
    @RumpleVonStiltskin735 Месяц назад +1

    2:02 Wizard: *dies of 1D4 having made a point damage*

  • @TotallyHuman
    @TotallyHuman 2 года назад +1

    "Prove it! Sneeze!" that's so threatening...

  • @angrynoodletwentyfive6463
    @angrynoodletwentyfive6463 2 года назад +6

    It kinda depends on what type of games you are playing in which class is better. If you are playing in a game where almost everything is combat after combat, a sorcerer is definitely better. But playing a wizard is waaaaaaaay better when it comes to games that involve puzzles, mysteries, and investigation. Wizards especially if you choose divination are natural researchers, and the higher INT really helps. Wizards are far from "less useful" but they might be a bit less fun for alot of players to play as they are a bit more of a support role. but that being said, in just about every game I have ever played in or Dm'd the players will consult a Wizard NPC for help more often than they consult the rest of the Npc's combined.

  • @milesmatheson1142
    @milesmatheson1142 2 года назад +5

    "Oh we're talking options now!?"
    That's literally the Wizards entire argument...
    And its a damn good one.

    • @maryanneroberto6723
      @maryanneroberto6723 2 года назад +1

      The sorcerer does make a good point though, because the sorcerers can cast spells without spell slots.

    • @MrJoeyWheeler
      @MrJoeyWheeler 2 года назад +2

      @@maryanneroberto6723 Well no, they can't. They can just regain spell slots through SP (which are very low in number). A wizard meanwhile recovers half his level in spell slots once a day which at higher levels is more spell slot levels total than a sorcerer can make through SP consumption.

    • @maryanneroberto6723
      @maryanneroberto6723 2 года назад +2

      @@MrJoeyWheeler yes but at higher levels sorcerers can create multiple ninth eighth and seventh or spell slot when they run out

  • @starorcarina8525
    @starorcarina8525 2 года назад +1

    Warlocks and Druids in the Background seeing the Argument:
    You seeing this shit?

  • @davyianstitches9551
    @davyianstitches9551 2 года назад +1

    Warlock - "Hey, wanna sell your soul?"

  • @goldthunder7791
    @goldthunder7791 2 года назад +7

    Love your vids man keep up the good work

  • @OverkillDM
    @OverkillDM 2 года назад +5

    Biggest thing is that Sorcerers can’t get Find Familiar… or Leomund’s Tiny Hut… or Wall of Force… or Contingency… or any of the other one-hundred-twenty seven spells that Wizard gets and Sorcerer doesn’t :P

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад

      Find familiar can easily be gotten by picking the feat Ritual Caster (Wizard), but at that point you're basically part Wizard anyway.

  • @AFlores04
    @AFlores04 2 года назад +1

    I was ready to see the wizard dying of 1d4 sneezing fireball damage

  • @HitoriAisu
    @HitoriAisu Год назад

    "And that can never be taken away from me!"
    So long as you never lose your spellbook.

  • @aiseanaivalu2143
    @aiseanaivalu2143 2 года назад +3

    What is up...... And I cannot stress this enough..... My gamers

  • @Moonshine_Victory
    @Moonshine_Victory 2 года назад +8

    This is awesome
    What about cleric vs warlock?

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 2 года назад +1

      Clerics dont actually need a god per se (learned this from my party) BUUT if you get a Celestial Warlock and Cleric associated with the same entity...the Warlock has a stronger connection with said entity, guaranteed

    • @Moonshine_Victory
      @Moonshine_Victory 2 года назад

      @@Heavenlyhounds96 Would still be an interesting debate nonetheless

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 2 года назад +2

      @@Moonshine_Victory Agreed.
      C: "At least I didnt have to literally give my soul, mind, or name for my powers."
      W: *pretends he was on a phone for a moment before hanging up* "What was that? I couldnt hear you over having my patron ON-CALL."

    • @Moonshine_Victory
      @Moonshine_Victory 2 года назад

      @@Heavenlyhounds96 C: "Oh? All I hear is you NOT having ALL THE SPELLS of your class!"
      _Sorry, I'm not good at this but I tried_

  • @baconlettucepotato69
    @baconlettucepotato69 2 года назад +2

    rare footage of wizard surviving 1d4 damage

  • @PokeBattlerJaze
    @PokeBattlerJaze 2 года назад

    1:34 "Well my power comes from knowledge and that can never be taken away from me."
    *burns their book.*

  • @comicserif
    @comicserif 2 года назад +4

    Wizard: "My power comes from knowledge and that can never be taken away"
    Sorc: Drops spellbook in fire
    Wizard: 👀an excellent point. What did we learn?

    • @Red_04
      @Red_04 2 года назад +4

      Counterpoint: Cantrip - Control Flames

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад +5

      We learned that you should have backup spellbooks, that magic spellbook that's harder to destroy, or be a wizard of the Order of Scribes.

  • @RetroReplay_
    @RetroReplay_ 2 года назад +8

    Personally I prefer sorcerer over wizard because I’m a new player and choosing the school is a little bit confusing to me

    • @fraidei2094
      @fraidei2094 2 года назад +1

      Choosing the school is the exact same thing as choosing the subclass, with at least with Wizard you can play the game at level 1 and then choose the subclass in the next level, with Sorcerer you have to choose your subclass even before playing

    • @RetroReplay_
      @RetroReplay_ 2 года назад

      Ok thanks bro

  • @pardolagames8994
    @pardolagames8994 29 дней назад +1

    That's the thing
    You don't choose sorcery. Sorcery chooses you.

  • @Cruzader79
    @Cruzader79 2 года назад +1

    Ranger: "WOOHOO! My first member!"

  • @watcher1269
    @watcher1269 2 года назад +3

    I still love wizards more.
    When you play the game... Metamagic doesn't do a whole lot.
    I may start a flame war saying this, but Wizards are just more versatile, even when they specialize in a school.

    • @shaclown7721
      @shaclown7721 2 года назад

      Facts. Simple as that.

    • @nintendoboy3605
      @nintendoboy3605 2 года назад +1

      Hate to break it to ya but when I played a sorcerer I defeated the BBEG because I used meta magic to change my spells damage type because my spells original type is a spell the BBEG is immune to.

    • @shaclown7721
      @shaclown7721 2 года назад

      @@nintendoboy3605 nice. But let's be honest, a wizard would've just had a spell with the desired damage type prepared. I do think metamagic's concept is cool, especially since you can take away components needed for a counterspell to function, but i still think a sorcerer got shafted compared to the wizard, mostly because of the number of spells a sorcerer gains access to.

    • @SoloPanda1
      @SoloPanda1 11 месяцев назад

      You mean, when YOU played the game.

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 2 года назад +1

    “Funny how you have all these options but the only one people choose is to not play you” that one should have dealt psychic damage

  • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
    @nadeshikorealnofake2237 2 года назад +2

    Well, the Ranger spell list is pretty darn good, aside from the cleric you are one of the few classes with Revivify, wich is awesome for a martial class.

  • @TheSwindle123
    @TheSwindle123 2 года назад

    Pan over to the warlock enthusiastically smiling and nodding while holding out a contract

  • @cipherspace6212
    @cipherspace6212 2 года назад +1

    Wizard: *Dies of 1d4 feeling proud damage*

  • @arkaleosskavalt498
    @arkaleosskavalt498 2 года назад

    "My power comes from knowledge and that can never be taken away from me!"
    Feeble mind says hi.

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 года назад +1

    It's worth saying, that immunity to disease would probably stop involuntary baldness. So if you want Patrick Stewart the Paladin, you'll have to purposefully shave.

  • @Drumlind11
    @Drumlind11 2 года назад

    Ooooo the Vicious Mockery at the end!!! He definitely belongs with The Bards.

  • @torva360
    @torva360 2 года назад +2

    Warlock Club: "I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse. Literally, you can't. Sign on or face the madness of Cthulhu."

  • @KaiserCrocer
    @KaiserCrocer 2 года назад +1

    Wizard: thats right, it was you that died of 1d4 sneeze damage this time not me!

    • @NorninTGK
      @NorninTGK 2 года назад

      I'm honestly surprised that it didn't happen earlier, they have the same hit die.

  • @Sanshaino
    @Sanshaino 2 года назад

    Honestly loving the "just happy to be here" Ranger

  • @linksstruepower7443
    @linksstruepower7443 2 года назад +2

    1. Good for Ranger. I'm happy for him.
    2. Good for Wizard, he got one over on Sorcerer.
    3. Sorry Ad-barian. Most Arcane Casters can learn a spell that can give them hair.

  • @gariko
    @gariko 2 года назад +1

    At 1:33 was really hoping someone would take the spellbook and have Sorcerer comment on the Wizard not being able to cast anything

  • @animesock1671
    @animesock1671 2 года назад

    Ranger was so happy, I almost cried a little.

  • @digaman
    @digaman 2 года назад

    Was waiting for a warlock at the end going "hey, wanna learn magic by selling you soul?"
    -"what?"
    "what?"

  • @taemien9219
    @taemien9219 2 года назад +1

    I don't know a terribly lot about 5ed (mostly a 3ed player), but I've always found the best part about Sorcerer isn't the fact they have more slots, but the fact their magic is CHA based. This opens a Sorcerer up to a few useful skills that a Wizard won't exactly be great at. But for pure spell casting the wizard is always going to win out. The classes are defined more than simple spell slots.

  • @Dile0303
    @Dile0303 2 года назад +2

    Next one could be a fight of the half-casters, paladin VS ranger. i'd imagine it would be something like:
    paladin: "is this even a competition? i can"t even throw stereotypes at you, because no one plays you"
    ranger: "i agree, it's not a competition, you are too lawful stupid to think of something rude enough that i haven't heard before"

  • @jamesnewell1876
    @jamesnewell1876 2 года назад +1

    I’m so happy that the Ranger finally gets some love. 🤩

  • @OwenOfElliott
    @OwenOfElliott 2 года назад +2

    sorcerers need material components just as much as wizards

  • @tunafour-shoes4618
    @tunafour-shoes4618 2 года назад

    Warlock, chillin in the corner with a latte: Man, those guys are intense.

  • @ragnaroksolstice5832
    @ragnaroksolstice5832 2 года назад +1

    Rangers in the back be like: Please send them my way....
    *gets a new recruit* Wohoo!!!!

  • @zeronone8921
    @zeronone8921 7 месяцев назад

    I literally have a goblin who found a spellbook and a instruction manual. He just started yelling and waving... boom magic.

  • @zachlewis9751
    @zachlewis9751 2 года назад

    Ad-Barian: I cast kill.
    DM: power word kill? You can’t cast that
    Ad-Barian: this axe says otherwise.

  • @callmeobsequious
    @callmeobsequious 2 года назад +1

    Did NOT expect that last club there, lol.

  • @waywardboud5307
    @waywardboud5307 2 года назад +1

    I love "....I can control it!"

  • @alek7998
    @alek7998 2 года назад

    Meanwhile, artificer club: "Hey kid, want some guns?"

  • @ultracapacity7531
    @ultracapacity7531 2 года назад

    The Ranger;"Woo Hoo!"
    Me; 🤣 I would have gone there first!

  • @kwomatsu
    @kwomatsu 2 года назад

    That "WOOHOO" was so freakin adorable