Calculus Slander
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- Опубликовано: 8 окт 2022
- Calculus is the part where people who don't like math start to find it interesting or people who like math decide to quit. All I can recommend is to work hard at it before you decide.
Mathematics Slander: • Mathematics Slander
Mathematics Slander Part 2: • Mathematics Slander 2
Physics Slander: • Physics Slander
Aerospace Engineering Slander: • Aerospace Engineering ...
Computer Science Slander: • Computer Science Slander
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I just got a 55 on my diff eq final 🧍🏽♀️
That's more than half
I hear mcdonalds is hiring
Hell ya slay queen. What was the average lol I can't imagine it was very high
Thanks for ruining the curve
@@FedericoLiuYang Can't tell how bad the curve is if you can't integrate it.
"Why are you so afraid? It's just a worm."
The worm: ∫
Why are you afraid of E?
The E: ∑
@@Salza02I thought it's gonna be e as in euler
Why are you afraid of a bridge?
The bridge: Π
@@Salza02that's thomas shelby guys
Why are you afraid of a fraction?
The fraction: d/dx
Calculus students approximating the amount of friends they'll make (it's less than epsilon for all epsilon above zero)
💀
As the limit of time goes to infinity, the value of the function of friends approaches 0
@@chriskeller1450 but since it's a limit, does that mean their friends will infinitely get smaller in size?
I never approximate in maths
f(t), the amount of friend over time is a constant function f(t)=0
for physicists, the moment when air resistance is not neglected 🗿💀
the moment when you are faced with a non linear differential equation 💀💻
@@urbankobal8154 no please
@@urbankobal8154 "Laplace equations left the chat"
@@urbankobal8154 oh god please no
and that moment when g and pi cant be rounded of to 10 and 3
calmest professor reaction when students write ∞ / ∞ = 1 (he will shoot you)
"infinity is not a number"
my signals professor says ∞ / 0 = 1 because its nicer that way (dont tell the math department)
Lmao, we had that on our first day when one student said it equals 1😭
Indeterminate form
l’hopital is crying atm
As a +c forgetter, I unfortunately can relate
i never write it.
anyone wants a +c, they can add it themselves.
Seeing +c instead of ++c or c++ is making my programmer's brain really itchy.
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis you know it has nothing to do with programming, right? 😂
@@Smiley957 Given that my knowledge of calculus starts and ends at a character from Tintin, I can't say I'm able to charge "+c" with too many meanings beyond a bad typo of C++ 😁 (or a numeric typecast...)
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis Well, when you integrate a polynomial you get a new polynomial plus a constant “c” (+ C) but everyone always forgets to add it because the integration already uses up much of our brainpower 😤
When calculus is easier than making friends :
💀💀💀💀
It is
The best time to tell a joke is when the derivative of the interestingness of a conversation approaches 0. I just can't do those derivatives in my head, making friends is so hard 😭😢
no its not
I switched a new school to take AP calculus early and this is weirdly true
I love being an engineer because I havent added a +C to my integral in years
Physics calculus is so much more simpler than maths lol
Thanks for the motivation
And physicists will just write some v0 or x0 as a fancy way of writing +c
lulz
@@davinchristino hahaha lol yea but it's just the basic math portion in physics xd
Finding the derivative of the function to calculate how your life is going down.
(the function is a constant)
Finding it using limits :)
@@Immadeus (it's y=-x)
at that point in time tho
@@Immadeus so its not getting worst
I have laugh so hard at this videos as that e^x moment. Truly the most euler moment of all time.
we love euler
Lmao its so true tho
i posted it on the Google classroom of my AP calc bc class
wait until they integrate it.
they can't disintegrate it.
Ya that was my favourite one
Hands down the best slander video so far
Agreed
e^x is so relatable
You're e?
@@Thanos-hp1mw e turns into nothing
@@tsunami870 u mean 1?
@@tsunami870 when x is 0 🤓
@@railx2005 nope e^x's derivative is e^x
Mad respect for making a meme that a lot of people cannot understand or relate to
It’s a meme that somehow also tests your knowledge of calc at the same time
@@nhatphan1087 True dat. I got zero.
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis it depends on your major I guess
I am by no means smart but having been through three years of engineering I can appreciate a few of these memes
It's just highschool calculus tho. I'm in the last year of highschool and everything is in the curriculum besides Laplace
@@ashar4121 true, but a lot of these concepts are made even clearer in higher level engineering courses, plus you realize how useful they are when you actually use them, rather than just knowing that they exist
Imagine not putting series into a slander. Especially testing for convergence or divergence
At least you have slander put into a series.
Or proving continuity/ unif continuity using sequences
and that taylor and McLaurin shit, jesus christ I get ptsd just for remembering
@@capelli8275 if you think Taylor series was bad. Wait until you do Fourier analysis if you ever decide to take a course on that
ayo CONVERGE ON DEEZ NUTS
Weirdly enough this makes me want to study calculus even more
same💀
You will hate it once integrals comes into play ESPECIALLY with trig 😭
@@gaelchavez130 no he wont. No one really hates something that they go so deep down in, unless ofcourse they were forced to do it
calc i is actually pretty fun
calc ii gets pretty hard but it became fun again when i tried to understand it
will take calc iii next semeseter so ill see how that goes
@@callingyou903 only a psychopath would say calc is fun, but it makes me one too for agreeing with you
how are these actually educational. I'm a first year studying engineering and I swear I learn something new from these each time
I will never forget that the derivative of e^x is still e^x again
The manifold one is spot on👌
Like the ones in my car 😂
pullback moment
my school teacher thinks integration with limits is easy because you can often use tricks to get to the answer quickly but when integrating making sure the function is defined is such a pain in the as*
thank jesus christ our holy savior you censored the filthy word "*ss"
Functions don't have to be continuous to be integrable
@@epicmarschmallow5049 i meant defined
The e^x one was gold XD
Kinda ironic that I'm doing calculus homework... lol
No you not you gave up on the homework. That's why you're watching this video
My teacher is gigachad, she makes the homework optional
*me using L’Hopital rule to evaluate the limit of my mental stability*
*Why isn't it working????*
0:28 is very accurate, you wonder how it even was possible that you once thought basic calculus was difficult.
I don't understand what is differential geometry.
@@ElliottWong2024 (I'm going to assume you know calculus and linear algebra)
Taking the derivative is basically like trying to get a linear approximation of a point on a curved line right? Because if you get the equation kx +m for a line that approximates a function f(x) at a point, then the derivative f'(x) is equal to k. It is better to think of the derivative as the linear approximation itself.
Differential geometry is about taking the derivative on other shapes rather than just 1 dimensional lines, so for example spheres. Or rather equivalently, trying to linearly approximate geometrical objects at some point.
That is the basic idea. Where it gets fcked is in the concept of smooth manifolds. Becasue all calculus you've done is in vector spaces using the real numbers, but ofc being mathematicians they want to generalize it, so instead you use this generalized concept called smooth manifolds which are sets that "locally look like vector spaces of the real numbers" with a smooth atlas, (which is basically ducktape to make it possible to take derivatives), but wopity fcking doo, now we don't have an easy way to formulate tangent vectors, which was the whole point, so wtf do they do instead? They define a whole new space with elements being operators that follow the derivative product rule, and this space is for some reason a vector space, so this space is where we will define the tangent vectors.
(ps, I actually like it, it is kinda beautiful, especially when it comes to the application of lie groups and lie algebra, but learning it for the first time felt so fcking random)
First year here taking multivariable/linear algebra, I concur completely. Hardest part of the class was having to remember parts of the proof that implicit functions are manifolds LOL so many blank stares. I remember professor up there drawing diagram after diagram. Lots of open neighborhoods to keep track of!
@@fyradur Okay, I only understood your first three paragraphs. I know nothing about linear algebra.
Summation: Discrete
Integration: Continuos
Struggling through calc 2 rn. Trig integrals are straight kicking my ass.
Edit: I did great in the end, pumped for calc 3 next semester!
risch algorithm
although it's not meant for humans
I hope you do not have to deal with the pain that is Calc 3.
That’s normal just know that everyone before you had to go through the same to pass
t = tan x / 2
works most of the time
42thliker
Definitely the best one you've made so far
I like how in the first clip the guy said "five", so you made that the answer to the integral. Well played!
Cant wait to get back to this video and actually understand it
Edit november 2023: I fucking understand it!
Good luck with that lol
Mood.
@@Smiley957 you were saying...
Good job, u are da man
@@abcdefg91111I'ma come back and relate to this
bro this is actually really well made, respect yo
Started learning the introductions of calculus on 9th grade and I swear I've become crazy ever since. I would unnecessarily overthink shit and laugh by myself for no reason
After getting a 58% on my midterm for calc 3, I have come to the dilemma of whether I shall attempt the impossible task of getting a high final grade and passing, or withdrawing and retaking altogether...
Was it the triple integrals? Those were not to fun.
withdraw because of 58%? I got 25% on my real analysis 1 midterm and was only mildly disappointed as it could have been a 0
edit: I passed the course with a C
@@warmike +C?
Multiple integrals or line integrals?
Every time i watch this video after learning new stuff in calc, it gets better. Like a gift that keeps on giving
Thanks for getting me through Calc 1, 2, Linear algebra and Discrete math Professor Newton
It is annoying because I forgot to add "+C" on my final test.
Lol this brought back really fond memories of uni, my calculus teacher would often have an entire collection of exercises to assign to different students during class and we couldn't take much to "solve" them.
Basically me acknowledging my weaknesses I knew I sucked a** at calculus and math in general (when I was a kid I could barely do operations on fractions, the school even though I had a learning problem and would've been sent to special classes...) So to overcome that weakness i always told my teacher to give me the absolute hardest exercise in his list, he admired my determination and gave it to me, later on he recommended me some books (i think one of them was Spivak's). Btw I finished the career 1 year before with a gpa of 85/100 and without failing any class
Congrats 👍
I can relate on the 1st year student, my instructor really said that the exam would be easy and just stick to the solution that they give, but in the exam the given is so hard like you can't even apply the solution that they give when they're explaining the example on their discussion.
a category slander vid would go hard
calc 2 students when a taylor series cant approximate the touch of a woman
Mac Laurin got you covered bro
Just rock and Rolle
This is gonna be great
Holy crap a slander meme that actually uses new clips and is actually (morbidly, as a phys student) funny
As someone taking calculus in University right now, I can safely say all of this is on-point
the "industrial society" joke hit way too hard damn
I started calculus, thinking that I'd NEVER, EVER miss a +C. Here I am, missing +Cs.
As an AP calc student with a quiz tommorow this hit me like a truck
bro finally
after one year i can watch and understand what im watching
I've never forgotten the +C... but regularly forget the dx
The one about Laplace transform definitely killed me hahahahaha
Its really hard to find people to talk to about calc. Since im quite the dummy I like that there is a video like this that seems to share some of my experiences with it.
The laplace transform got me XD
Currently in calc 1, this should be good
Cal 2 is where shit gets real
Calc 1 aint that bad calc 2 I found was pure suffering and calc 3 is ok again
Can we get a Biology Slander? Please?
0:44 Gigachad Archimedes, who started developing the foundations of calculus almost 2 thousand years before Newton and Leibniz
This seriously has to be the best slander out of them all😂😂
this dude is an genius at all hard topics. i bet this guy is gonna be the next all prodigy in the afterlife chemistry. cs. nuke. every major and degree possible is gonna be slandered by this guy at some point. you cant deny that fact ever in an lifetime and i dont even know how this guy an genius at everything that is an possible major in college\universty
I am once again, asking for Physics Engineering
can u please explain what discipline that is? Is it civil or structural engineering?
@@MrSeropamine no it's more like instrumental engineering and electrical
@@MrSeropamine Physics Engineering is a discipline that seeks to combine the theoretical knowledge of Physics and the practical work of Engineering, our discipline doesn't really have a focus on one specific area (building, mechatronics, biotechnology etc), rather, we are a generalist type. We do learn about subject related to architectural and civil engineering in our building analysis and material physics course .however, we also learn about mechatronics in our industrial analysis course and System dynamic course. Every school Physics engineering focuses on different things, my place focuses on 5 in particular, Instrumentation and control system, Vibratation and sound, Spectrometry and Photonic, Energy and material, and finally Cyber system. Do ask further if you want to know more
@@Ark--fn8my this sound to me like someone who studies standard engineering and is in denial
@@dergunter1237 Well...we are basically the most basic and generic engineering after all. It's a hard to swallow truth, but the truth nonetheless
When u lose math motivation, its content like this (and the comments) that put the smile back on your face and the spring back in place 😂
Can you do Data Science slander?
The e^x one was the best joke I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂
These are great lol.
Waiting for material science slander
Everyone does
FUCK YEAH, BALLISTICS
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis what has balistics to do with this buddy?
@@dergunter1237 I associate material science with _"stuff hitting other stuff and trying not to break"._
I know that's probably way-off, but I'm just happy to see a term I recognise after this video made me feel like a moron, lmao
nevermind I-beams, the only thing you're stressing and straining is your social life. Your energy under the graph is zilch
I needed this after taking a calc test
You gottta do statistics next !
After a long day on integration I typically burn all my books and jump in the flames.
Can you please make one about Automobile/Automotive Engineering? 🥺🥺
man, that imaginary number of friends really hit.
My teacher every lessons sums it up perfectly: you think you’ve got it,
Then trig
When is the chemical engineering slander
le amogus
le imposter
Coming back to this in two years to see how much I laugh/cry
Man that first one just crushed me
i watched this video 23 times before my calc midterm i probably should have studied instead lol.
Can’t wait to take calc 4!
god bless your soul
Calc 4 what major of suffering did you choose
@@dergunter1237 Physics
Please stay away from the Jack Daniel's
@@Immadeus What did he mean by this?
im sure ill understant some of this someday
As a 1st year science student i can only relate to half of these with tears.
I'll be back here again in a few years after i understand the other half.
+c is the butcher of my maths marks
I always forgot to add it, even on trig integrals
I finished calculus, yet the only joke i understood was the one about Newton and Liebniz...
The derivative of e^x is its self. That's why the dragon one was too good.
how can you 'finish' calculus? You can be really good at it because you practice it so much but how can you finish it?
@@fenrir834 by finished, i mean i finished the courses that taught/used calculus in college.
That’s the one i didnt 😂
@@Smiley957 they basically both invented calculus at the same time and accused each other of stealing the other's work.
the part where e^x would just not leave me even after differentiating it is absolutely me in my head when I saw it for the first time
For most of my most recent semester, we'd used calculus in literally every one of my other 5 modules, besides calculus 🙃
Lol have a calculus exam today
How didi it go?
@@dergunter1237 not good bro
@@eshaannilekar3851 ah everyone fails at least ones in calculus. Calculus for me was about 40-50% of the entire workload and learning for all examens combined. You basically learn like 10 times harder than for other shit just to pass.
Calculus is a bitch especially calc2
I wish calculus was as hard as the stuff at 0:00.
Oh by the way the answer is 5
The fact that this video was recommended by yt to me right after i completed around a month of learning calculus, i feel im being stalked.
I know _just_ enough about Calculus to understand how accurate all of these are, while having _no clue_ what any of the equations mean. Is this what it feels like in the first year?
I love calculus and all of this is so damn true except that I do have a few friends.
Are they a -1/10 when you square them?
@@woodwardscreditcard7482 not at all. They are much more real and friendly than you can ever expect.
The hardest part of (any type of) calculus are the theorem demonstrations for me. Or theoretical exercises where you have to use "epsilon, teta, divisions etc." definitions and all sorts of bullshit.
Or in diff ec, the proffessor started Peano s Existence Theorem without proving Arzela Ascoli.
It's so much more entertaining after self studying calc for a few weeks
Hoping for a bioengineering slander
Calculus is too easy. You just have to know how to use Wolfram alpha and desmos.
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How the fuck do I do that.
0:37 - When you realize geometric areas and volumes of geometric shapes come from integrals.
pls do a diff eq slander bro
hydrogencyanide moment😂😂
Got 94/100 in calculus, i can feel what is like to be a god
Got 100/100 in calc 2 I used to hate math in middle school
The differential of the exponential function had me lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My professor when I forget to add +c in a non limit integration
"So u have chosen death"
Not joking, I learnt something just by watching this vid…
The e^x joke was fantastic. It fits so well, differentiating and integrating can turn many things into an unrecognizable mess, as can dragonfire.
King e^x don't care.
I don't understand any of this, but I'll come back after I learn this over the summer
"Industrial Society and its Future by FC". Holy Fuck, that was a dark one.
I learned calculus prematurely (since year 10, 2 years early) and so I understood almost all of these and sent this to my friends saying "You'll get this one day, and we'll all be crying together"
Laplace transforms are the best!! Fourier transforms are the worst!!
Me being a 1st year student who has an assignment overdue and 3 new ones to get done, 19:00 sure hits me right in the damn JAW!
Can you do action figures slander?
Me watching this not knowing what a calculus is: 🤯
math but harder
@@freerobux49 I had a calculus once. I used it for simple arithmetic and writing "B00BIES" on the LED screen upside-down.
@@JohnGardnerAlhadis I think everyone who has had a calculator has done that at some point
it's just a rule of life
@@freerobux49 Then there were those showoffs who drew graphs and spiffy little drawings on those "programmable" calculators, while I'm sitting there not paying attention to trigonometry lessons.
WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN HANDY TO REMEMBER WHEN I TOOK UP 3D MODELLING AND GRAPHICS PROGRAMMING AFTER SCHOOL. I'M JUSSAYIN