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  • @CrackerMilk
    @CrackerMilk  2 месяца назад +2866

    Follow Nic here: beacons.ai/nichameleon

    • @kelincitigaroda
      @kelincitigaroda 2 месяца назад +21

      I cant click the link, help ☹️

    • @adamfoofighters
      @adamfoofighters 2 месяца назад +24

      Just google the last bit

    • @hairyneil
      @hairyneil 2 месяца назад +12

      Good lordy...

    • @adamfoofighters
      @adamfoofighters 2 месяца назад +7

      @@hairyneil yowza haha

    • @jackbrown8735
      @jackbrown8735 2 месяца назад +10

      thank you ive been trying to find that for a while

  • @justinschnoor9459
    @justinschnoor9459 2 месяца назад +59977

    In his defense, she is pretty.

  • @John451vfr
    @John451vfr 2 месяца назад +8177

    Love the " Rubber Neck " sound of the head turn...

  • @Galaxy-MediaX
    @Galaxy-MediaX Месяц назад +2949

    I love the innocent, "she's pretty." 😂

  • @LED13K
    @LED13K 2 месяца назад +1175

    Skips to the police station

    • @latetotheparty7551
      @latetotheparty7551 Месяц назад +7

      Next video!

    • @arturoromerojr
      @arturoromerojr Месяц назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sleepyjoe4359
      @sleepyjoe4359 17 дней назад

      Why?

    • @farttart597
      @farttart597 16 дней назад

      @@sleepyjoe4359 He is being a creep.

    • @sleepyjoe4359
      @sleepyjoe4359 16 дней назад

      @@farttart597 no he’s not. You’re allowed to stare at people in public. Girls like it which is why they dress to attract attention.

  • @swearimnotarobot3746
    @swearimnotarobot3746 2 месяца назад +4200

    Man… honesty is such an attractive quality.

    • @SB4F
      @SB4F 2 месяца назад +270

      It's only attractive when it's flattering and she thinks you're good looking enough

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 2 месяца назад +59

      Said no-one in history

    • @mikek7660
      @mikek7660 2 месяца назад +40

      Honesty and bravery.
      And stupidity.

    • @mediumchungus9662
      @mediumchungus9662 2 месяца назад

      ​@user-ek2xg3ps5s no, it's facts. Authenticity and honesty can get you women. You're clearly lacking in those categories and don't know much about interacting with women.

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 2 месяца назад +31

      it's not honesty that attractive, as cowardice is unattractive. could just say "yeah i saw you there. you look so amazing, my eyes got kinda stuck on you haha 😅"

  • @ToastyBits
    @ToastyBits 2 месяца назад +39308

    Yes. The pre-sex skipping. 🤣

    • @TheRockinDonkey
      @TheRockinDonkey 2 месяца назад

      Wait until the post nut clarity

    • @ryans413
      @ryans413 2 месяца назад +356

      There excited 😂

    • @Ronniyee
      @Ronniyee 2 месяца назад +100

      😂😂😂

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 2 месяца назад +160

      @ryans413 THEY'RE
      fųckin preschoolers

    • @templerunholy1346
      @templerunholy1346 2 месяца назад

      ​@@user-ek2xg3ps5ssomeone is projecting

  • @treloarw
    @treloarw 2 месяца назад +407

    These guys actually look like beavis and butthead. 💀

    • @Doctor_Dank
      @Doctor_Dank Месяц назад +4

      😂

    • @peterwallis4288
      @peterwallis4288 Месяц назад +7

      He's finally going to score

    • @arturoromerojr
      @arturoromerojr Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Vindicador01
      @Vindicador01 20 дней назад

      We incels are right,women have it so easy,women have endless options,they control dating and sex

  • @user-jm7kc4bm8m
    @user-jm7kc4bm8m 2 месяца назад +1233

    If women were direct. Would love this

    • @user-qd6ml3mw3m
      @user-qd6ml3mw3m Месяц назад +84

      Women can be direct. Just don't do what the guy does in the video 😂

    • @jacksong8131
      @jacksong8131 Месяц назад +30

      I know right. Instead of hosting these stupid games

    • @OrlandoHofmann-qt7mx
      @OrlandoHofmann-qt7mx Месяц назад

      Some are, unfortunately mostly not the ones you'd be attracted to as well & if, you can be sure she's either a nymphomaniac or had more sex-partners allready as the both of you togehter will have years of life

    • @PIlotrcm
      @PIlotrcm Месяц назад

      @@user-qd6ml3mw3m
      Tried, in court

    • @267cal
      @267cal Месяц назад +50

      they are direct, too ppl they like 😭🙏

  • @EvilGremlin100
    @EvilGremlin100 2 месяца назад +10469

    I love how they happily skip away at the end like they're off to see the fucking wizard...

    • @mgtocrateezspeaks3971
      @mgtocrateezspeaks3971 2 месяца назад +385

      Well, they ARE going to the place where the magic happens. He's totally gonna Abra her Cadabra with his... wand?

    • @lucassmith1886
      @lucassmith1886 2 месяца назад +212

      ​@mgtocrateezspeaks3971 she might Hufflepuff on his Ravenclaw and may give his Hogwarts after he Slytherin to her Harry Twatter

    • @talontinl8228
      @talontinl8228 2 месяца назад

      ​@@lucassmith1886 I hate you. Have a wonderful day you amazingly terrible person.

    • @poly7069
      @poly7069 2 месяца назад +30

      Yall made my day

    • @FreakingRandomName
      @FreakingRandomName 2 месяца назад +9

      They are.

  • @theitalianstallion973
    @theitalianstallion973 2 месяца назад +6864

    my dreams 2 minutes before my alarm goes off:

    • @rad9738
      @rad9738 2 месяца назад +51

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnminer8672
      @johnminer8672 2 месяца назад +39

      What happened in the next two minutes?

    • @fjl05
      @fjl05 2 месяца назад +88

      2 minutes is more than enough time 😂

    • @IambigC
      @IambigC Месяц назад +41

      That gives me enough time for 3 rounds😂 if only my dreams were as kind

    • @tinker511
      @tinker511 Месяц назад +30

      Bro....the regret u feel when u wake up😂

  • @davids1642
    @davids1642 Месяц назад +49

    I mean.. she is quite gorgeous!

  • @danielpotrykus5942
    @danielpotrykus5942 2 месяца назад +192

    At first I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence lol

  • @PhilosoG
    @PhilosoG 2 месяца назад +23661

    Imagine if it was this easy...I would still be a virgin.

  • @J.Jonah.Jameson.
    @J.Jonah.Jameson. 2 месяца назад +3172

    She is drop-dead gorgeous, to be fair.

    • @Charlie909
      @Charlie909 2 месяца назад +23

      she looks a bit like nadinebreaty (if that’s how you spell it

    • @wallywalpamur4960
      @wallywalpamur4960 2 месяца назад +32

      hard already then?

    • @banzaiib
      @banzaiib 2 месяца назад +16

      To be FAIR!

    • @Thr33.Sid3z
      @Thr33.Sid3z 2 месяца назад +11

      Average at best
      You act like every other video on Social Media isn't a girl who everyone says is pretty.

    • @JoshuaG867
      @JoshuaG867 2 месяца назад +158

      @@Thr33.Sid3z you act like social media is an accurate reflection of society

  • @knownpleasures
    @knownpleasures Месяц назад +83

    Hahaha nice twist at the end 😂

  • @seanj77
    @seanj77 29 дней назад +26

    If only. Instead it's "Are you staring at me? I'm calling the cops"

    • @muyleche6466
      @muyleche6466 24 дня назад

      Exactly

    • @Phraxas52
      @Phraxas52 3 дня назад

      She'd have to stand directly in front of him wearing something provocative and then bend over before complaining for it to be realistic.

  • @josephdelacruz2953
    @josephdelacruz2953 2 месяца назад +3424

    "it should've been meeee" i hear that 🤣

    • @chocov1233
      @chocov1233 2 месяца назад +40

      Yami Yugi: "It should have been me, not him! It's not fair!"

    • @davidtaylorthekingofcoolre1912
      @davidtaylorthekingofcoolre1912 2 месяца назад +17

      LOVE the wrestling reverence

    • @deputydog3137
      @deputydog3137 2 месяца назад +1

      As a wrestling fan I'm tired of seeing that comment 😂

    • @SonoTranquilo0.7
      @SonoTranquilo0.7 2 месяца назад

      😂

    • @Vindicador01
      @Vindicador01 20 дней назад

      We incels are right,women have it so easy,women have endless options,they control dating and sex

  • @S3verance
    @S3verance 2 месяца назад +4708

    Theyre both psychopaths 😭

    • @badmaniak
      @badmaniak 2 месяца назад

      No. She is just OF girl.

    • @TheChesher
      @TheChesher 2 месяца назад +103

      You might be on to something.

    • @psychopath4156
      @psychopath4156 2 месяца назад +18

      Hey not me

    • @bassk1000o
      @bassk1000o 2 месяца назад +9

      Not all men

    • @aahyes9068
      @aahyes9068 2 месяца назад +17

      Her and which of the guys?

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 Месяц назад +5

    The milk-like skin tone makes me melt! 🥵💕

  • @AlakWangsa
    @AlakWangsa Месяц назад +6

    Bro knew the importance of truth 😂😂😂

  • @seamali4383
    @seamali4383 2 месяца назад +2512

    Which dimension is this? I want to live in that version of Earth.

    • @Kerm0
      @Kerm0 2 месяца назад +224

      Australia. Everything is upside down or backwards there.

    • @TaxEvasion777
      @TaxEvasion777 2 месяца назад +67

      This is when you make money off of kidneys

    • @LiberPater777
      @LiberPater777 2 месяца назад +51

      I'd imagine everyone has stds in that world.

    • @nordicmind82
      @nordicmind82 2 месяца назад

      @@LiberPater777 Or use protection, like all us sane sluts.

    • @vagrunt5056
      @vagrunt5056 2 месяца назад +56

      @@LiberPater777 STD's might not be a thing in that world.

  • @zacboutcher6164
    @zacboutcher6164 2 месяца назад +1168

    Instructions unclear in high security jail now

    • @kildozer2012
      @kildozer2012 2 месяца назад +32

      Unlucky, I only ended up with a restraining order. Salutes for our fallen comrad o7

    • @ILoveMaths07
      @ILoveMaths07 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@kildozer2012Are you serious?

    • @kildozer2012
      @kildozer2012 2 месяца назад +9

      @@ILoveMaths07 It's a joke.....

    • @Ishaan_A
      @Ishaan_A 2 месяца назад +4

      @@ILoveMaths07 r/whooosh

    • @firstnamelastname6216
      @firstnamelastname6216 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@kildozer2012I love your name 👍

  • @trevomaber0
    @trevomaber0 Месяц назад +2

    Very good this video 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 In Brazil, we say one: "If you look, you won't take a piece." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SamBiswas-786
    @SamBiswas-786 8 дней назад +1

    Last words by her was unexpected 💀☠️

  • @ashwinsundar8888
    @ashwinsundar8888 2 месяца назад +2108

    Bro left the biggest chance he ever had in this entire life 😂😂😂

    • @lowiqleftist8940
      @lowiqleftist8940 2 месяца назад +29

      That girl gives half the guys she comes across that opportunity 😂

    • @ggl3n437
      @ggl3n437 2 месяца назад +21

      You don't want that kind of opportunity trust me

    • @ashwinsundar8888
      @ashwinsundar8888 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ggl3n437 I know that man but I commented only to get noticed by someone which makes me happy. To get replies and likes form everyone will share their respective feelings 😊.

    • @ashwinsundar8888
      @ashwinsundar8888 2 месяца назад +1

      @@lowiqleftist8940 😂😂😂

    • @garlic_bread_extra
      @garlic_bread_extra 2 месяца назад

      ​@@ggl3n437he won't be getting that opportunity. 😅

  • @1anastudent
    @1anastudent 2 месяца назад +243

    I'm mostly captivated by her eyes. She is beautiful

    • @user-q992
      @user-q992 2 месяца назад

      The snake eyes! 😮

    • @1anastudent
      @1anastudent 2 месяца назад +14

      @@user-q992 actually, the eyes remind me of a husky. Those beautiful wolf like dogs are incredible, many have blue eyes

  • @randallsmerna384
    @randallsmerna384 Месяц назад +21

    Ugh! Brunettes with blue eyes...❤️

  • @IVANMONSTER69
    @IVANMONSTER69 Месяц назад +2

    THE HOPELESS ROMANTIC IN ME LOVES THE ENDING JUMPING AND SKIPING AWAY AAAHHH IM IN LOVE.😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @Knockthefout
    @Knockthefout 2 месяца назад +816

    He can kiss either his kidney or freedom goodbye

    • @nombreapellido9038
      @nombreapellido9038 2 месяца назад +47

      ….and they never saw him again. 🪦

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 2 месяца назад +8

      Yeah she has Hannah from Dexter vibes

    • @Bob31415
      @Bob31415 2 месяца назад +1

      I have to confess to being a little dense but what do you mean by kissing his kidneys goodbye?

    • @goldengold8568
      @goldengold8568 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Bob31415He is talking about cases where pretty woman invites men to their place and then drug them to take out their kidney. To sell in the black market.

    • @Anakin89
      @Anakin89 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@Bob31415because there's no easy girl like that, she will kidnap him and steal some kidneys

  • @ReconHound
    @ReconHound 2 месяца назад +1305

    life could be a dream.....

    • @user-bv3vs9yq2t
      @user-bv3vs9yq2t 2 месяца назад +68

      What their apartment neighbors hear
      Do-roo-do-do, sh-boom

    • @gabry2558
      @gabry2558 2 месяца назад +37

      If i could take you in a paradise up above

    • @hughthehandjackman1236
      @hughthehandjackman1236 2 месяца назад +26

      If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love.

    • @SuperYoshikong
      @SuperYoshikong 2 месяца назад +18

      Life could be a dream, sweetheart, hello, hello again

    • @Carl-ed9bz
      @Carl-ed9bz 2 месяца назад +5

      Every time I look at you, something is on my mind

  • @Emperoro7227
    @Emperoro7227 Месяц назад +6

    Bro is in serious trauma after that 💀

  • @uchenna8885
    @uchenna8885 4 дня назад

    I wasn’t expecting that ending 😂

  • @ConcussedGaming
    @ConcussedGaming 2 месяца назад +2732

    When I was 10 years old I was at a Golden Coral with my family. I was at the table by myself as my mom was helping my 2 little sisters get their plates. I looked up and noticed a pretty girl about my own age maybe even a little older at a table across from my own but there was someone in between us whose back was facing me. I kept stealing glances at her and eventually caught myself staring. When I looked up again the giant behemoth of a man had finally moved and I'd caught her staring back at me. We both locked eyes, grinned at the same time and then looked away from each other smiling. Sometimes I regret not asking her name or wonder if the universe had thrown me the love of my life and I'd never know. I can't help but question it. Either way it was a wholesome moment I've not and won't ever forget even now 12 years later.

    • @firstnamelastname6216
      @firstnamelastname6216 2 месяца назад +267

      Damn... I can absolutely relate, man.
      I know I've blown opportunities with a few women that were honestly out of my league, and yeah... a couple of 'em I still wonder what might've been... 😕

    • @benjaminfletcher6632
      @benjaminfletcher6632 2 месяца назад +106

      I then I started blastin

    • @user-ij7ls9sc4f
      @user-ij7ls9sc4f 2 месяца назад +49

      Could be you and I lost our best encounter with LOVE !!!
      Life has to go on, I wish you a second, third, fourth chance again and again and you make it
      for I am 55, it doesn't matter anymore for me I think

    • @mattr.1887
      @mattr.1887 2 месяца назад +67

      Life comes with those moments. Take it as a lesson and don't let the next opportunity slip you by. Women can definitely enhance your happiness and that is a good thing - but ultimately you need to find peace within.

    • @NOZDRAVA.2
      @NOZDRAVA.2 2 месяца назад +16

      Me ha pasado tambien ami, algo parecido, y es algo hermoso esa sensacion unica en la vida, tengo entendido que esas experencias son de personas que conocimos en otras vidas.

  • @kingmalcolm9605
    @kingmalcolm9605 2 месяца назад +500

    The sound of his neck turning is killing me 😂

  • @LaBigPopA
    @LaBigPopA Месяц назад

    One of the best actings i ever seen😂 sheees prettyyy

  • @viperpt8010
    @viperpt8010 Месяц назад +2

    The way she walked in the end 😂

  • @Pyromaniac77777
    @Pyromaniac77777 2 месяца назад +587

    Rules are, if you are staring and are noticed: if attractive, smile. That’s it done. If unattractive, smile apologetically and stare at the floor

    • @conscioussubconsciousness1976
      @conscioussubconsciousness1976 2 месяца назад +55

      A question begs to ask… how can one know that he objectively can be categorized as an attractive individual ?? (Ok nvm I know, just ask ur mom/grandma 😊🫠🥴)

    • @Pyromaniac77777
      @Pyromaniac77777 2 месяца назад +72

      @@conscioussubconsciousness1976well that’s the fun part, you don’t know! Unless you know, then you know.
      Fr tho, unless you’re fugly if you have any game at all you’re attractive. If you’re super fugly, you still might be attractive if you’re fun to be around. Lastly if you have no game at all but ya super hot, well enjoy the lottery lol

    • @nicholasparris7989
      @nicholasparris7989 2 месяца назад +16

      This is an incel-esque opinion. If you think like this, you make yourself unattractive. Attractive and unattractive are not mutually exclusive. Even if you are attractive and you think like this, you are unattractive as well

    • @Pyromaniac77777
      @Pyromaniac77777 2 месяца назад +47

      @@nicholasparris7989 this is gonna blow your mind, but it was actually just a joke

    • @narsimhas1360
      @narsimhas1360 2 месяца назад

      @@nicholasparris7989acknowledging the truth is incel behaviour now. Women act differently to sexual advances from people they are into versus the ones they are not into - must be incel propaganda

  • @electroraptor71
    @electroraptor71 2 месяца назад +1169

    Bro if she is that easy start running away 😂

    • @bubeable
      @bubeable 2 месяца назад +156

      She will harvest his kidneys

    • @hzhang1228
      @hzhang1228 2 месяца назад

      @@bubeable she looks nice enough to harvest only one kidney and leave you with a phone :)

    • @PolarExpress_11-10
      @PolarExpress_11-10 2 месяца назад +33

      Well the one guy was running away. With her.

    • @SonGoku-tp8gb
      @SonGoku-tp8gb 2 месяца назад +10

      crabs?

    • @aiko8311
      @aiko8311 2 месяца назад

      ​@@PolarExpress_11-10she answer. He was the easy one

  • @lemieuxlouis-simon4780
    @lemieuxlouis-simon4780 Месяц назад +1

    O-M-G the end Line Killing me 😂😂😂

  • @cosmic_gleam
    @cosmic_gleam Месяц назад +8

    Bro miss the opportunity 😂

    • @JDNADAM
      @JDNADAM Месяц назад +1

      💀💀

    • @EsmenettaRien
      @EsmenettaRien Месяц назад

      "Mission failed, we'll get em next time"

  • @travistoole
    @travistoole 2 месяца назад +534

    She is so pretty

    • @user-ek2xg3ps5s
      @user-ek2xg3ps5s 2 месяца назад +21

      Nice try

    • @travistoole
      @travistoole 2 месяца назад +4

      Thanks

    • @pio7763
      @pio7763 2 месяца назад

      ​@@travistoolestop simping. Real Alfa don't like girls and sex they're hustling and grinding instead.

    • @erererer4326
      @erererer4326 2 месяца назад +1

      Abd Mental too..
      Now they both
      Spreading stupidity.. 😂😂

    • @21area21
      @21area21 2 месяца назад +14

      I *was* staring.

  • @mohammedbinladen4619
    @mohammedbinladen4619 2 месяца назад +394

    the noise when he turns his head was a nice touch.

  • @absolutem31
    @absolutem31 Месяц назад +4

    She’s a keeper 😄

    • @MikeB-nn4nh
      @MikeB-nn4nh Месяц назад +1

      If she’s that easy., don’t be surprised if you find out you’re sharing 😅

  • @latetotheparty7551
    @latetotheparty7551 Месяц назад

    The head turning sound effect, binoculars, camera, and the ending! 🤣

  • @markhenzel4637
    @markhenzel4637 2 месяца назад +302

    Bro looks like Pedro Pascal but with cap 🧢

    • @asuquoesua6062
      @asuquoesua6062 2 месяца назад +33

      Same way she has a close resemblance to Jennifer Lawrence

    • @raofabdullah
      @raofabdullah 2 месяца назад +2

      I literally said that!

    • @afaris88
      @afaris88 2 месяца назад

      Yoo I was thinking the same 😂😂😂

    • @brodiestephens419
      @brodiestephens419 2 месяца назад +1

      Australian Pedro Pascal.

    • @fourlights
      @fourlights 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@asuquoesua6062I think she might even be better looking than Jennifer Lawrence.

  • @adamw116
    @adamw116 2 месяца назад +321

    She is stunning!

    • @adamw116
      @adamw116 Месяц назад +5

      She's also naughty according to her other social media

    • @user-mq8yi2ny7h
      @user-mq8yi2ny7h Месяц назад +1

      ​@@adamw116her insta?

    • @soggaisking7070
      @soggaisking7070 Месяц назад

      ​@@adamw116boss who she? asking for a distant relative of mine uk

    • @JesusChrist_Denton
      @JesusChrist_Denton Месяц назад

      @@adamw116what her other social media??? Asking for a friend

    • @akazax23
      @akazax23 Месяц назад +6

      @@adamw116 so.. whats the @ asking for my friend

  • @victoro.velasquez8104
    @victoro.velasquez8104 2 месяца назад +1

    😂 " I was staring" 🤣

  • @tomstarwalker
    @tomstarwalker 12 дней назад

    "You're blocking my sun."

  • @emilioedj
    @emilioedj 2 месяца назад +188

    The sound effect you put in when he turns to look absolutely kills me. Hilarious! 😂

    • @shiftoff9936
      @shiftoff9936 Месяц назад

      that's just the sound his neck makes its in every video

  • @celestrio
    @celestrio 2 месяца назад +1

    That leather stretching sound when the guy turns gets me.

  • @raMmpage18
    @raMmpage18 Месяц назад

    You can never go wrong with honesty. 😂

  • @rivierapalms6485
    @rivierapalms6485 2 месяца назад +315

    When I was younger we used to say quietly to mates “check out that girl over there” and then shout “HE’S LOOKING!” 😂

  • @KoToCoNDoR
    @KoToCoNDoR 2 месяца назад +501

    It's harassment when you're ugly, it's flattery when you're attractive. Double standards.

    • @kevinjeffries5233
      @kevinjeffries5233 2 месяца назад +17

      Cry

    • @mridstaid414
      @mridstaid414 2 месяца назад +5

      lmao so what?😂 GOD gifted them their beauty who are you to hate it.

    • @vegitohaze2081
      @vegitohaze2081 2 месяца назад +21

      @@mridstaid414you misunderstood him it seems, not saying he is right tho, only few women are like that.

    • @mridstaid414
      @mridstaid414 2 месяца назад +19

      @@vegitohaze2081 Listen I hate double standards too. As a man, I also hate the double standards against us. But in the context of the op's comment him calling out the women doesn't make any sense. Regardless of Gender if a handsome/beautiful person approaches you then you would feel much more appreciated then if it was an ugly person. Its basic nature of us human being. Beauty has Always been held in high regard and just because some people feel envious and jealous doesn't mean they should insult them. I ain't handsome myself but I don't feel insecure about good looking people getting together.

    • @Aaliyashi
      @Aaliyashi 2 месяца назад +8

      It's not just a matter of ugly or not, it's more like a general attractiveness. An ugly guy can be attractive too if he is successful and has a lot of cool friends who admire him and generally is of high status. Social status really is almost everything.
      But anyway yeah, if some high status guy looks at you, you'd probably love it, but if some loser creep does it, it's disgusting.
      That's just how it works.
      You can say it's unfair, but I promise you, guys will treat girls very differently too based on whether they are hot girls or fat and ugly.

  • @ShurlandSDK
    @ShurlandSDK 24 дня назад

    It’s the door cracking sound when he turns 😂😂😂😂

  • @arrheniusleibniz
    @arrheniusleibniz 2 месяца назад +1

    My jaw dropped hard in the end. 😂

  • @RohanDurey
    @RohanDurey 2 месяца назад +397

    Aussie Pedro Pascal doesn’t exist, he won’t hurt u.
    Aussie Pedro Pascal:

    • @krisjones4051
      @krisjones4051 2 месяца назад +7

      100%!!

    • @KyleSan
      @KyleSan 2 месяца назад +4

      I literally came here to say he looked like Pedro Pascal. Lol

    • @republicofcasuals
      @republicofcasuals 2 месяца назад +1

      Exactly what i was thinking 🤣

    • @rari2943
      @rari2943 2 месяца назад +4

      And redhead Daniel Ratcliff

    • @caliginousmoira8565
      @caliginousmoira8565 2 месяца назад

      what about dejavu darkmist?

  • @nostrislife
    @nostrislife 2 месяца назад +243

    Chivalry is a double edged sword my friend 😂

    • @forthegod
      @forthegod 2 месяца назад +12

      It's not chivalry when a man avoids paying attention to a beautiful woman... this is cowardice

    • @nostrislife
      @nostrislife 2 месяца назад +2

      @@forthegod beta vibes amirite

    • @gymonstarfunkle136
      @gymonstarfunkle136 2 месяца назад +6

      what are u doing step-paladin

    • @Brandespada
      @Brandespada 2 месяца назад +7

      They say that the philosopher Emmanuel Kant had already been courting a lady for 10 years, which was reciprocated, without ever proposing. One fine day, a Dutch merchant, whose ship would be docked for 48 hours, took a few walks around the city, saw the lady in a square, felt attracted and proposed to her. She took some of her belongings and left with him for Amsterdam, where they lived happily ever after!

    • @evorussoulseeker9290
      @evorussoulseeker9290 2 месяца назад

      @@forthegod Also, evolution working as intended.

  • @AlertROFL
    @AlertROFL Месяц назад +3

    they call me creepy to this day

    • @AlertROFL
      @AlertROFL Месяц назад

      tbf though they kinda have a point, I am psychotic as shit

  • @SilentRoadStudio
    @SilentRoadStudio Месяц назад

    Dude in the green-ish shirt is me, 100% story of my life 😭💀😂

  • @Wasted-Life
    @Wasted-Life 2 месяца назад +170

    That leather sound though 😂😂😂

  • @ToTheDangerZone
    @ToTheDangerZone 2 месяца назад +91

    Damn shes gorgeous af

  • @TheDemonBlend
    @TheDemonBlend Месяц назад

    The squeaky leather sound got me 🤣

  • @Rabidragon9241
    @Rabidragon9241 Месяц назад

    When he pulled out the binoculars you got me 😂

  • @SteveReals
    @SteveReals 2 месяца назад +120

    The kind of educational content this generation desperately needs

  • @barbodhosseini8905
    @barbodhosseini8905 2 месяца назад +353

    "Do you have sex?" Now that's good writing 👌

    • @John-Smith02
      @John-Smith02 2 месяца назад +36

      I was going to say "do you wanna have sex?*" but then I realized the subtitles say that 😅

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 2 месяца назад

      thats how we say in australia dumb@$$!
      ---- not from australia

    • @gghice1
      @gghice1 2 месяца назад +1

      Explain?

    • @Thelegendarian-
      @Thelegendarian- 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@gghice1+1

    • @John-Smith02
      @John-Smith02 2 месяца назад +3

      @@gghice1 I explained it

  • @ManelPeate
    @ManelPeate 13 дней назад

    "Dude, that girl over there is so pretty"
    She's gorgeous, she's a stunning

  • @axamesvc
    @axamesvc 2 месяца назад

    Me: Yea, can't resist cuz your beauty is stunning.

  • @Banished-rx4ol
    @Banished-rx4ol 2 месяца назад +60

    Bruh the cameraman’s reflection in the binoculars 😂

  • @anshalmehta4273
    @anshalmehta4273 2 месяца назад +390

    Things like this only in a manverse/man universe

    • @reaping-equally
      @reaping-equally 2 месяца назад +16

      So, you admit it's great!

    • @shashwat2591
      @shashwat2591 2 месяца назад +16

      It's meant to be funny not relatable, ofcourse it ain't real

    • @SoapNugget
      @SoapNugget 2 месяца назад +4

      Wait, MAN?
      (Insert I'm Man gif)

    • @pocketsfullofdynamite
      @pocketsfullofdynamite 2 месяца назад +1

      You mean RUclips.

    • @aa-uz5gv
      @aa-uz5gv 2 месяца назад

      MAN?!
      *jonkles all over everyone*

  • @Trafalgar_Law111
    @Trafalgar_Law111 Месяц назад +1

    That poor guy is literally me😭😭

  • @cristoof59
    @cristoof59 Месяц назад

    She's really wonderful 🤩

  • @brandonnewby1288
    @brandonnewby1288 2 месяца назад +75

    It was the skipping that killed it. 😂😂😂

  • @TeraQuad
    @TeraQuad 2 месяца назад +53

    LOL. You can see the cameraman when he brings up the binoculars.

  • @winlatt4537
    @winlatt4537 Месяц назад

    Yes She is sòoooooooo pretty.❤

  • @2380knight
    @2380knight 23 дня назад +1

    Staring at me should be the least of her worries

  • @CurbShady
    @CurbShady 2 месяца назад +33

    The “yeahhh” when she asked that question was hilarious lol 😂

  • @TheOuroborosLoop
    @TheOuroborosLoop 2 месяца назад +49

    "I'll make it SUUUUUPER obvious."

  • @bdragon2214
    @bdragon2214 2 месяца назад

    The head turning sound! 😂😂😂

  • @Superdude255
    @Superdude255 Месяц назад +1

    The neck turn noise kills me

  • @GummySlayer
    @GummySlayer 2 месяца назад +107

    I think that should be the equivalence of "do you wanna be friends?" when we were kids. 😂

    • @loucodavida2391
      @loucodavida2391 Месяц назад +17

      That's make sense. When a i was a kid i have no friends. Now I have no sex

    • @GummySlayer
      @GummySlayer 19 дней назад

      @@loucodavida2391 Hahahaha same here.

  • @medotaku9360
    @medotaku9360 2 месяца назад +53

    She is extraordinarily beautiful.
    But.... How do we appreciate that without being creeps?
    😢

    • @Flaccidtetris
      @Flaccidtetris 2 месяца назад +7

      pick a pretty flower and give it to her :)

    • @KillberZomL4D42494
      @KillberZomL4D42494 2 месяца назад +11

      There's nothing creepy about appreciating someone beautiful.

    • @thegrimharvest
      @thegrimharvest 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@KillberZomL4D42494not according to the internet in current day of current year.

    • @KillberZomL4D42494
      @KillberZomL4D42494 2 месяца назад +13

      @@thegrimharvest Well I guess it's a western issue, we're fine complementing and appreciating people here in Asia or at least in my country.

    • @thegrimharvest
      @thegrimharvest 2 месяца назад

      @@KillberZomL4D42494 if what you're saying is accurate, then your diagnosis is likely right. The west has "progressed" itself right off the rails, and yet insists that the train hasn't jumped the tracks and it's good that it has.

  • @exode7414
    @exode7414 25 дней назад

    LMAO was not expecting that ending if only it was that easy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @anawesomedude
    @anawesomedude 2 месяца назад +70

    I love the skip at the end

  • @razorblade6746
    @razorblade6746 2 месяца назад +35

    Nah the profile lowkey looks like she's about to volunteer as tribute

    • @thomasthellamas9886
      @thomasthellamas9886 2 месяца назад

      Underrated comment

    • @Heaview
      @Heaview 2 месяца назад +1

      I thought the goddamn same

    • @day7163
      @day7163 2 месяца назад

      What do you mean?

    • @thomasthellamas9886
      @thomasthellamas9886 2 месяца назад +1

      @@day7163 Katniss Everdeen from The Hunger Games

    • @day7163
      @day7163 2 месяца назад

      @@thomasthellamas9886 thanks

  • @artmeatj6620
    @artmeatj6620 24 дня назад

    Everyone has a friend like this

  • @562mjohnson
    @562mjohnson Месяц назад

    Great work guys. Great acting.

  • @thomasel9171
    @thomasel9171 2 месяца назад +49

    She is really gorgeous

    • @Bob31415
      @Bob31415 2 месяца назад

      Thanks for confirming it. I wasn't sure.

  • @philbofettiArchive
    @philbofettiArchive 2 месяца назад +60

    The tree twisting noises when he turns his head gets me every time

  • @johnAcDaniels
    @johnAcDaniels Месяц назад

    The last line where he admitted "i was staring"😂😂

  • @julianb4462
    @julianb4462 Месяц назад

    The neck noises killed me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rosaluks644
    @rosaluks644 2 месяца назад +27

    he is such a good friend, helped his friend to get noticed

  • @sutton-xg1gh
    @sutton-xg1gh 2 месяца назад +42

    Omg she looks exactly like katniss from the hunger games

    • @aidenwallin3523
      @aidenwallin3523 2 месяца назад +6

      Exactly! It looks like her in the blue from her first Reaping.

    • @ertitnoli9538
      @ertitnoli9538 Месяц назад +1

      She doesn't.

    • @letsgetitback
      @letsgetitback Месяц назад +1

      Olivia Wilde + Emilia Clarke

  • @Hachiman-nf6zc
    @Hachiman-nf6zc 22 дня назад

    it's actually double funny because making it obvious is actually the right way to get the attention

  • @truecanadian1616
    @truecanadian1616 Месяц назад +6

    Why do they get questioned and I usually get arrested ???

  • @titch1989
    @titch1989 2 месяца назад +152

    Sound effect when he turns

    • @rihamy2nd
      @rihamy2nd 2 месяца назад +4

      It was cracking me up every time lol

    • @hughmcaloon6506
      @hughmcaloon6506 2 месяца назад +2

      Totally!

  • @adamthers1881
    @adamthers1881 2 месяца назад +47

    "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore"

  • @user-tp6jv6zm3z
    @user-tp6jv6zm3z Месяц назад

    "well that escalated quickly"😆

  • @therealjibrano
    @therealjibrano 11 дней назад

    Wow her eyes are pretty. Theyre so piercing in a pleasant way

  • @TheChzoronzon
    @TheChzoronzon 2 месяца назад +18

    ÑÑÑÑECCCKKK the neck noise kills me every time