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  • @charleskaramon4569
    @charleskaramon4569 3 месяца назад +7735

    "He's fine." Exactly as advertised.

    • @flightlesslord2688
      @flightlesslord2688 3 месяца назад +138

      But he ain't fine, but his instincts are saying he's fine 😢

    • @AdamFunk
      @AdamFunk 3 месяца назад +231

      I love that he sounds slightly indignant and confused about even answering it.
      "Yeah, of course he's fine. Why would he say that if he weren't?"

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 3 месяца назад +110

      he isnt fine, but men dont sell out other men, specially to woman. if THEM who do it

    • @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
      @GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket 3 месяца назад +32

      Men, we say what we mean and we mean what we say.

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ 3 месяца назад +55

      @@bladerj nah, he is fine. Because why wouldn't he?
      He might be a bit confused, but he is fine.

  • @Darkwing8707
    @Darkwing8707 3 месяца назад +5105

    Analyzing the whole relationship over his answer to ice cream is too real

    • @UnsolvedParadox
      @UnsolvedParadox 3 месяца назад +91

      Lesson learned, the answer to ice cream should always be yes.

    • @evansheehan9258
      @evansheehan9258 3 месяца назад +105

      I remember feeling surreal the first time something like this happened to me with my now ex.

    • @kaisyaya8492
      @kaisyaya8492 3 месяца назад +18

      fking unbelievingly fkn real man

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 3 месяца назад +50

      The only fake part was the supposed reason why she didn't want an ice cream without him. It had nothing to do with doing things together and everything to do with having an ice cream on her own "makes her look greedy".

    • @thelegend2776
      @thelegend2776 3 месяца назад +37

      Women honestly are something else

  • @MrMojo23100
    @MrMojo23100 3 месяца назад +3341

    “When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means eeeeeevvvverything’s wrong. And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off.”
    -Homer Simpson

    • @edemehtawardhana5962
      @edemehtawardhana5962 3 месяца назад +71

      Wise words Spoken Like True Philosopher

    • @jmp868
      @jmp868 3 месяца назад +29

      Such a good scene 😂

    • @JeesusKryst
      @JeesusKryst 3 месяца назад

      ruclips.net/video/5QQDnnR0V-c/видео.html

    • @hoppalapasam53
      @hoppalapasam53 3 месяца назад +9

      i watch this fukin video first time in my life, so how did this comment allready liked? this is not a joke, it was fuking liked before. wtf ????

    • @penultimateh766
      @penultimateh766 3 месяца назад

      Sexist.

  • @runcodematias8832
    @runcodematias8832 3 месяца назад +2499

    even translated I have no fucking idea what the right thing to say is.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 3 месяца назад +408

      There isn't any.

    • @aeggeska1
      @aeggeska1 3 месяца назад +446

      A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

    • @fuduzan5562
      @fuduzan5562 3 месяца назад

      There is none. If you have a penis, you are simply in the wrong by default, and clearly a violent predator not deserving of empathy.

    • @tgkafg
      @tgkafg 3 месяца назад

      Don' fuxkin' speak!

    • @BButcher-hg4nr
      @BButcher-hg4nr 3 месяца назад +212

      Basically you'd have to agree to get ice cream in the first place, be excited about it, and even start naming flavors.
      If not, YOU FAIL!

  • @GreenMonkeySam
    @GreenMonkeySam 3 месяца назад +4259

    The boyfriend translator was such a waste of money. He's just saying what he means, LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

    • @yxngwood6536
      @yxngwood6536 3 месяца назад +180

      Na he's the boyfriends roommate so he covers for him

    • @danieldeelite
      @danieldeelite 3 месяца назад +47

      Maybe think about where and why women learned to hide their feelings.

    • @electrogestapo
      @electrogestapo 3 месяца назад +72

      Like a normal person AND is not insane.

    • @edstar83
      @edstar83 3 месяца назад

      Like a man.

    • @PhO3NiX96
      @PhO3NiX96 3 месяца назад +178

      I've met a lesbian girl a while back that literally told me "I understand why you guys are annoyed when girls don't speak what they have in their mind"
      It's hilarious when it comes from another woman ahah

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 3 месяца назад +710

    lol hits home and kinda sucks. At this point, once I hear "I'm fine", I just zone out and do my own thing. Can't waste time getting upset with someone who doesn't want to communicate honestly and openly.

    • @m1ar1vin
      @m1ar1vin 3 месяца назад +53

      Exactly right

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 3 месяца назад +83

      Exactly. Taking her answers as the honest truth is hilarious, just to see her inner pressure gauge going ballistic, but without being even able to admit it :D
      Remember, lads: she need your attention waaay more than you need hers. If you haven't been already emasculated, I mean.

    • @SayfumaniMyG
      @SayfumaniMyG 3 месяца назад +65

      @@TheChzoronzonAnd than she will feel justified to let other dudes flirt with her until it reaches the point of literal cheating. Its of course your fault, that she is an insufferable person that simply can’t just handle her own psychological problems and therefore her cheating was absolutely justified.

    • @TheChzoronzon
      @TheChzoronzon 3 месяца назад

      @@SayfumaniMyG Probably
      I'm so happy to be old and with a semi-trad, reasonable wife and even a granddaughter already... I don't think I could handle the current state of affairs. I'd totally become a passport bro or something

    • @nickcarroll8565
      @nickcarroll8565 3 месяца назад +62

      Woman: (gives silent treatment)
      Also woman: Why are men such bad communicators?!!!

  • @jonathanlai3073
    @jonathanlai3073 3 месяца назад +450

    She: What do you want to eat?
    Translator: Can you guess what I want to eat?

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 месяца назад

      Are you a man?

    • @central_asian_federation
      @central_asian_federation 2 месяца назад +3

      Oh, cool. Let's continue it

    • @ogshotglass9291
      @ogshotglass9291 2 месяца назад +5

      Us guys: "I don't care. What did you have in mind?"

    • @Convoy00X
      @Convoy00X Месяц назад +3

      ​@ogshotglass9291 Woman: what ever you want is fine.
      Man: (names every food ever)
      Woman: Not I don't want that.

    • @Just1American1966
      @Just1American1966 Месяц назад +2

      The first woman ever (and possibly the last) to suggest to her man what to eat doomed mankind forever. Her name was Eve. ;-)

  • @Seallussus
    @Seallussus 3 месяца назад +604

    The boyfriend translator part at the end is pure gold.

    • @eligore6908
      @eligore6908 3 месяца назад +13

      Nah man, that's just his roommate

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 месяца назад +1

      @@eligore6908Your comment is funnier than the entire sketch

    • @And-ur6ol
      @And-ur6ol 2 месяца назад +2

      The sketch is basically 2 min. prep for a 5 second punchline :D

  • @paolomartinelli345
    @paolomartinelli345 3 месяца назад +930

    These women exist, they'll give you PTSD

    • @Scott-Inc.
      @Scott-Inc. 3 месяца назад +73

      My experience, all woman are this way. Are you saying there are some that are not. There is hope,

    • @Keira-lt5rh
      @Keira-lt5rh 3 месяца назад +50

      ​@javiersblog It's sad that some of "us" (women) get surprised at these reactions to their answer. If I'm asked about something, I'm answering what's on my mind. If I don't want to, I'm saying I don't want to answer, and I get really upset, when this is interpreted as "I want to answer, just need your attention a bit more so please ask it 1000 more times"
      No, if I say I don't want to answer, I don't want to answer, it's that easy.
      Sadly my mother is a "typical woman" in that regard and sometimes it's extremely hard to communicate with her. So yes, we, women, also don't like when other women can't give a straight answer.

    • @hawkeye7527
      @hawkeye7527 3 месяца назад +45

      They'll gaslight you, then gaslight you again if you bring up the gaslighting...then it's your fault that they cheated on you.

    • @user-zn7nx7zn4t
      @user-zn7nx7zn4t 3 месяца назад +8

      All women are like this sadly.

    • @JohnnyPaton
      @JohnnyPaton 3 месяца назад

      This is all women.

  • @LoadedGunn47
    @LoadedGunn47 3 месяца назад +206

    There’s something beautiful about the fact that many women will see this, laugh hysterically, say “oh my God, this is sooooo true!” then proceed to engage in the exact same behaviour throughout their personal life without either a shred of cognizance or admission that they’re doing so. Great skit!

    • @sourabhs14
      @sourabhs14 3 месяца назад +13

      Becoz its natural for them. It's their nature.

    • @60minutesofenglishreadspea44
      @60minutesofenglishreadspea44 3 месяца назад +9

      Beautiful? I think it's terrible..😢 Like being eternally trapped and having no clue on how to look for an exit, a key, something! I never could really understand men's talk or thoughts.. they seem to me either unaware of their feelings or.. robots😔

    • @raven_zero7744
      @raven_zero7744 2 месяца назад

      ​@@sourabhs14 no it's not "our nature"

    • @markaurelius61
      @markaurelius61 2 месяца назад +6

      @@60minutesofenglishreadspea44 No, men have feelings, but they don't think feeling are the stuff of life, just a component. What matters is how life and feelings interact: reality should come first.

    • @susanrodriquez3757
      @susanrodriquez3757 2 месяца назад

      @@60minutesofenglishreadspea44It’s preference. Men have feelings but they prefer to see through the lens of logic. Most Men are wired this way. A vvoman is often the reverse of this. They prefer the world of feelings but can also use logic if they have to resort to it (just like men who have feelings but choose the opposite form of communication). Due to being more emotion and feeling based vvomen can often come off as entirely irrational to men while vvomen (as you noted) will question whether men are unfeeling robots. Neither is exactly true (people of both sexes have both) but it’s their preference in how they choose to navigate the world. Vvomen typically prefer the chaotic world of emotions (which are often ambiguous and hard to pin down being ever changing) to the solid real world 1s and 0s of logic which are often straightforward and simple (which men prefer).

  • @maa-honey7979
    @maa-honey7979 3 месяца назад +369

    Mini-Golf followed by ice cream is a top tier date

    • @BookishEmperor
      @BookishEmperor 3 месяца назад +11

      I just did this with my wife last week, it was a great date.

    • @Nichrysalis
      @Nichrysalis 3 месяца назад +6

      Right!? I was like why are they not combining them.

    • @gamera5160
      @gamera5160 3 месяца назад +16

      Can... can we all get together and play mini-golf and eat ice cream?

    • @MrDellasc
      @MrDellasc 3 месяца назад +2

      Damn straight, lol!

    • @TheBaldMiddleAgedMetalHead
      @TheBaldMiddleAgedMetalHead 3 месяца назад

      Did you put her ⛳🕳️ afterwards? 😅 If so it was a good date. If not you missed the translation 😂

  • @okitasoujialter
    @okitasoujialter 3 месяца назад +686

    We need a crossover between Obama's anger translator and the girlfriend translator

    • @FuknKms
      @FuknKms 3 месяца назад

      I read crossover as crossbow at first :/

    • @VyPrezWolfpackMusic
      @VyPrezWolfpackMusic 3 месяца назад +20

      Technically Key and Peele already did the girlfriend/wife translator as well

    • @cmdrfunk
      @cmdrfunk 3 месяца назад

      ifififififififififififif

    • @kjr154
      @kjr154 3 месяца назад +1

      What about the World's Worst Translator?

  • @stiffeification
    @stiffeification 3 месяца назад +139

    Dude I‘m just staying single, I can‘t deal with this bullshit.

    • @AvreeL89
      @AvreeL89 2 месяца назад +6

      I just ended a relationship of 6 years that became in the last years just like this.
      I couldn’t take it anymore and now I’m feel so free.
      No more!

    • @Ken_Adams80
      @Ken_Adams80 Месяц назад +1

      Best move of your life 👍

    • @konighartzderiv.4898
      @konighartzderiv.4898 Месяц назад

      Stay single stay strong.​@@AvreeL89

    • @tactik5903
      @tactik5903 Месяц назад +1

      I did the math. I’m 33 years old, only
      1 serious relationship that lasted a few months. I’ve spent all my money on me, and probably less than 2K on women. I’m winning.

  • @Cypher84X
    @Cypher84X 3 месяца назад +49

    "He's fine." Exactly this. If I say "I'm fine," don't overanalyze it. Continuously asking me if I'm fine will only piss me off.

    • @SFbayArea94121
      @SFbayArea94121 3 месяца назад +3

      Same.

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 3 месяца назад +7

      Unfortunately I think the reason why this kind of woman doesn't believe "I'm fine" from men is because they expect men not to believe their "I'm fine", because for them it *doesn't mean they're fine.*
      And worse yet, while in the cases where a man says "I'm fine" but really means "leave it alone", a woman's "I'm fine" may mean "leave it alone", or it may mean "please persist in asking". And there's no way to tell until you try the 50/50.

    • @wildpendulum
      @wildpendulum 3 месяца назад

      I'd think that he's not fine because of his facial expression

    • @micahm7123
      @micahm7123 3 месяца назад +5

      ​@@wildpendulum The hypocrisy here is wild. Girl have you looked in the mirror when you say "I'm fine?!"

    • @willthevill5500
      @willthevill5500 19 дней назад

      @@wildpendulum He is fine. The reason why guys can say I'm fine and mean it despite looking visibly distressed is because it might actually be a stressful situation but they don't take it personally. My girlfriend has said plenty of things to me that are stressful but I don't take it personally because I know she doesn't mean it. So ultimately I would be fine given time, just leave it be.
      Which I assume to also be the case in the situation of this skit, just leave it be and it'll be fine

  • @e_squared604
    @e_squared604 3 месяца назад +1166

    Although this video makes a joke out of it, remember gentlemen: if your partner communicates in riddles and doublespeak and then resents you for not understanding, she's abusing you. It's definitely not a joke, and you absolutely should not put up with it.

    • @ollielindsay
      @ollielindsay 3 месяца назад +84

      This is so accurate it’s unbelievable

    • @mariosebastiani3214
      @mariosebastiani3214 3 месяца назад +56

      Dude, it's called having a relationship with a woman...

    • @Suijen86
      @Suijen86 3 месяца назад +76

      @@mariosebastiani3214 This guy gets it. My wife used to play this game until she realized she always loses and now just tells me what I've want. That being said, it took like 15 years to get there.

    • @user-do5zk6jh1k
      @user-do5zk6jh1k 3 месяца назад +133

      ​@@mariosebastiani3214 My gf doesn't talk like this. She's a real woman who can use her words. Not a child on the verge of a tantrum.

    • @Harrypain_for_UCL
      @Harrypain_for_UCL 3 месяца назад

      ​Poor mario its ok bud you can leave that relationship now it's not normal 😂shit has a limit ​@@mariosebastiani3214

  • @SuperZardo
    @SuperZardo 3 месяца назад +379

    this is a documentary

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +2

      I don't want Ice cream because you have ruined it🤣
      I don't want to go to put put I'd rather have my own eyes gouged out then play put put🤣

  • @manmeetsingh1712
    @manmeetsingh1712 3 месяца назад +516

    Hes' fine.

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 3 месяца назад +16

      Correction: he *thinks* he's fine.
      He's in big trouble after that ice cream conversation, he is just blissfully ignorant.

    • @JDog88
      @JDog88 3 месяца назад +2

      Hes's fine.

    • @daviddrake7995
      @daviddrake7995 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@JDog88 He's fine for now, let's hope he's fine tomorrow. 👱‍♀️🔪

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 месяца назад

      @@olmostgudinaf8100Because he clearly does not care about his partner, given he isn’t worried at all about her emotional wellbeing

    • @PolineChan
      @PolineChan 2 месяца назад

      H'es fine

  • @catdad626
    @catdad626 3 месяца назад +178

    i hope someday this style of communication is seen for what it is: toxic and unhelpful. finding someone who matches with me who communicates clearly and maturely is a challenge, but worth it. short term pleasure for crazy partners is not.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +5

      so much complicated subterfuge with girls isn't there?🤣🤣

    • @catdad626
      @catdad626 3 месяца назад +8

      @@raven4k998 it's not gender specific

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +4

      @@catdad626 well you have fun with that mind messing stuff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @catdad626
      @catdad626 3 месяца назад +4

      @@raven4k998 who hurt u lol

    • @makerarchive6502
      @makerarchive6502 3 месяца назад +6

      @@catdad626 generic women retort #234

  • @anarchistangler
    @anarchistangler 3 месяца назад +79

    Those kind of women ruin your life and should be avoided.

  • @TheClintonio
    @TheClintonio 3 месяца назад +155

    It was getting too relatable there for a sec, thank god for the ending

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад +2

      yeah they are a nightmare to understand way to much subterfuge with their words that mess with you in the end you do need a translator just to fully understand them or they are just going to own you at times💀💀

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 3 месяца назад +81

    I'd like to order the upgraded version, Wife Translator. Been married over 30 years. It would really, REALLY, help. Be advised, wife is a natural ginger, if there's an add-on.

    • @adinprasetio
      @adinprasetio 3 месяца назад +1

      I want d girls translator 2 please

    • @tommullaney8714
      @tommullaney8714 3 месяца назад

      😂omg!

    • @RyanSnead
      @RyanSnead 3 месяца назад +1

      I'll have what Rick is having please. 20 years here but spouse is german-english, not a ginger.
      It's really not needed most of the time, but I could really use the cue that communication has broken down.
      Also, to the snowflakes who think girls' behavior is unhealthy, no. She's just being a normal person with normal insecurities. My spouse is 1000% worth it. You just have to figure out on your own if your partner's baggage fits in your overhead compartment.
      Also, am I the only one who thought for a beat that girlfriend and girlfriend translator were going to flow up on each other?

    • @MrDellasc
      @MrDellasc 3 месяца назад +1

      Exactly, lol! Going on 32 years of marriage (36 total together), and I still don’t understand the female mind, lol! As I tell my wife from time to time, “I don’t make the rules, I just follow them”, or “you may need to go back to Wife school for a refresher”, lol! Of course those comments are met with a frown or glare of some type, lol!

    • @RamblinRick_
      @RamblinRick_ 3 месяца назад +4

      @@MrDellasc When we meet new people, I tell them that my wife makes all the little decisions and I make all the big ones...so far, there have been no big decisions.

  • @TruMaverick
    @TruMaverick 3 месяца назад +127

    Plot twist: Even with the boyfriend translator, she still couldn't understand her boyfriend. Later beating the boyfriend to death still asking if " he was fine"

    • @Keira-lt5rh
      @Keira-lt5rh 3 месяца назад +12

      That's because boyfriend translators shouldn't be that direct. At least not for these kinds of women.
      The boyfriend translator should have said something like "I understand you now with the girlfriend translator. I will wait here for you and your decision about our relationship and hope you'll make the right decision for both of us. I am fine, because I have faith in you."

    • @TruMaverick
      @TruMaverick 3 месяца назад +9

      @@Keira-lt5rh I need a translator for that

    • @ornlu88
      @ornlu88 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@Keira-lt5rhIf that's a feature, I need a boyfriend translator more than the girlfriend one! I never say things "the right way"

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Keira-lt5rhBy “these kinds of women” do you mean anyone who isn’t telepathic?

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 3 месяца назад +5

      I think you misunderstand, @@DeathnoteBB. "These kinds of women" are not telepathic, they just expect men to be.
      If they were telepathic, then they *might* understand that the guy in the first place just didn't want ice cream, but being immediately willing to drive her to get the ice cream *she* wanted anyway was another small expression of love and care. Because that's how men work.

  • @chiquinholoco
    @chiquinholoco 3 месяца назад +50

    I've seen all my relationship in this 2 minutes video.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад

      well that's good now you know what to and what not to do in the future all your problems are now solved next time she asks about ice cream just say yes that's a great idea and you win points for when you need them

    • @NishanT_ACM
      @NishanT_ACM 2 месяца назад

      @@raven4k998 well thats just one case you can have 100s of situations in a real relationship
      also when he said he can buy her an ice cream she said will feel unloved ....ohh come on it's not that serious we guys dont feel that way she should have accept the offer, keeping her female ego aside
      so for you girls we guys cant even do what we want at the moment
      and then she said i have to think about our relationship in an empty room....wait seriously

    • @pierovalentinoquartaralacr9033
      @pierovalentinoquartaralacr9033 9 часов назад

      I think you should reconsider your relationship with her, fr

  • @RalfAnodin
    @RalfAnodin 3 месяца назад +25

    Greaaat one. These two minutes were tensed as hell, and it was well played, and it was clever, and I laughed.

  • @anonperson3972
    @anonperson3972 3 месяца назад +28

    Run man, run...

  • @touremuhammad5983
    @touremuhammad5983 3 месяца назад +267

    Jesus! And I thought Obama‘s anger translator, Luther, had issues! 😅

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 3 месяца назад

      nope woman are way way worse with the subterfuge this is why you seriously need a translator or just to be a yes man to make them happy🤣

  • @jonmv
    @jonmv 3 месяца назад +21

    and people still dont believe in hell

    • @SFbayArea94121
      @SFbayArea94121 3 месяца назад +4

      Living in this society is hell. Having worked at Kaiser the last 15 years, dealing with patients BS, I try and avoid society at all costs when I’m away from work

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 3 месяца назад +16

    Girlfriend translator: Worth every penny and then some.
    Boyfriend translator: The stupidest thing a woman could waste money on. A needless rip-off.

  • @oakmage
    @oakmage 3 месяца назад +14

    1:34 lightsaber

    • @1BlueSteel
      @1BlueSteel 2 месяца назад +3

      This popped up on the rotating comments as I heard the lightsaber. New feature, I guess. It pops up every time since you timestamped it.

    • @oakmage
      @oakmage 2 месяца назад +1

      @@1BlueSteel That's pretty cool

  • @genesisswift384
    @genesisswift384 3 месяца назад +6

    This is great, and thanks to the ladies for doing this skit fully understanding how the guys feel sometimes with women.

  • @saifsaif-kc9uy
    @saifsaif-kc9uy 3 месяца назад +163

    how much is the subscription per month, asking for a friend

    • @Csetnikke
      @Csetnikke 3 месяца назад +29

      You would know if you would really care

    • @sreea2365
      @sreea2365 3 месяца назад +4

      I think you should get a friend translator first.

    • @gothicseagull7997
      @gothicseagull7997 3 месяца назад +4

      Fr! I could use a translator for every conversation, not even for a SO lol

    • @nickcarroll8565
      @nickcarroll8565 3 месяца назад +8

      Brother, all the translator does is confirm how screwed you are. You would be wasting your money.

    • @olmostgudinaf8100
      @olmostgudinaf8100 3 месяца назад

      ​@@nickcarroll8565 I wouldn't call it a waste. It's better than not even knowing you're screwed.

  • @TheExplosiveGuy
    @TheExplosiveGuy 3 месяца назад +10

    My fiance is thankfully mature enough to not pull this BS, she says things outright and speaks her mind, I've told her numerous times that that is something I really appreciate about her because I don't put up with immature crap like that, she hates it when she sees other women doing it which makes me love her even more. Don't put up with this garbage guys, it only breeds resentment.

  • @runningsack6945
    @runningsack6945 3 месяца назад +21

    Thanks for making my day better and distracting me from studying! :)

  • @stranglestrong
    @stranglestrong Месяц назад +3

    So this is hilarious but also confirming why exactly it is of the utmost importance to stay single.

  • @nickg4564
    @nickg4564 3 месяца назад +9

    this channel is like the golden age of youtube all over again

  • @DavidAVest
    @DavidAVest 3 месяца назад +17

    "Hey, something's clearly bothering you. Why don't we talk about it?"

    • @MegaLordGaben
      @MegaLordGaben 3 месяца назад +4

      hits way close to home

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 29 дней назад +1

      At that point: "No, you be quiet now. You had your chance."

  • @BButcher-hg4nr
    @BButcher-hg4nr 3 месяца назад +14

    never seen this channel before
    and this was hilarious lmao. subbed

  • @Bishal_Gaming2-0
    @Bishal_Gaming2-0 3 месяца назад +5

    1:13 Don't f***ing answer 😅

  • @jasonhau2435
    @jasonhau2435 3 месяца назад +47

    Ha. my wife is the one who suggests mini golf!

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 3 месяца назад +20

      Probably because she knows you enjoy it and wants to spend time with you.

    • @andrewyesin4765
      @andrewyesin4765 3 месяца назад +10

      Or she's just Connor in disguise

    • @SneakyJoeRu
      @SneakyJoeRu 3 месяца назад +4

      Keep her.

    • @mr-boo
      @mr-boo 3 месяца назад

      I guess she's just into mini-clubs
      edit: it's a joke!

    • @xcoder1122
      @xcoder1122 2 месяца назад

      And if you had a translator, you also would know why she does that. Probably not because she loves playing mini golf.

  • @AQuuRious
    @AQuuRious 3 месяца назад +50

    Yeah im staying single lmao

    • @SFbayArea94121
      @SFbayArea94121 3 месяца назад +4

      Exactly. Theres too much other bs in dealing with society daily already. I don’t have time to have that nonsense be a part of my personal life also and just be miserable all day everyday.

    • @doorkum
      @doorkum 3 месяца назад +1

      All of my previous relationship is like these, though I've met women who are not like these but they are in a committed relationship. I agree with you better to be single than dealing with these.

    • @AvreeL89
      @AvreeL89 2 месяца назад

      You’re not wrong.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 2 месяца назад

      They only reveal their actual personality once you have moved in.

  • @user-oh2hs6jh5x
    @user-oh2hs6jh5x 2 месяца назад +5

    These are the ones that you run from, otherwise you are destined for a life that is a living hell, where you never know what the hell the correct response is.

    • @AvreeL89
      @AvreeL89 2 месяца назад +1

      The problem is that almost all of them(relationships) are just like this in a way. Not in the same intensity but still similar to this.
      Perhaps I’m just unlucky.

  • @rbrought
    @rbrought 3 месяца назад +2

    Lol, this hit close to how I experience reality. Plus the end with Emily and her last delivery is just the kicker I needed. Great job Emily, that is going to be tough to get that out of my head.

  • @Requiem4aDr3Am
    @Requiem4aDr3Am 3 месяца назад +14

    lol emily at the end with that delivery was too funny

  • @carsonb.shields7094
    @carsonb.shields7094 3 месяца назад +6

    This stressed me out to an unbelievable degree.

    • @AvreeL89
      @AvreeL89 2 месяца назад

      Same, I got an anxiety from this. So surreal.

  • @PureRushXevus
    @PureRushXevus 3 месяца назад +8

    the way elias delivered that last line was perfect hahaha

  • @astrofrombne1123
    @astrofrombne1123 2 месяца назад +2

    “Communication is key”
    Women:

  • @joshacollins84
    @joshacollins84 3 месяца назад +7

    The ending was primo!

    • @apache1234657
      @apache1234657 3 месяца назад +1

      yeah kinda forgot the whole video immediately after that

  • @AKADEMIKparty
    @AKADEMIKparty 3 месяца назад +2

    Guys, you and VLDL are the only two channels that deserve to rule the youtube. Fantastic content every time for YEARS!

  • @Phane02
    @Phane02 3 месяца назад +7

    "Throws money at the screen" give me this app now!!

  • @johnr5252
    @johnr5252 2 месяца назад +1

    This is so true! You cannot win guys; you can’t.
    The girlfriend is a keeper but the translator is a doll. Love that accent!

  • @Akiss
    @Akiss 3 месяца назад +3

    Seeing this shortly after meeting my then-girlfriend (now wife): "Nah man my girlfriend is not twisted like that, she's totally chill."
    Seeing this after married 5 years: "He knows my pain."

  • @gameraayush1232
    @gameraayush1232 Месяц назад +2

    Boys life: I’m fine.

  • @latch9781
    @latch9781 3 месяца назад +8

    Meanwhile my friend looking like a gremlin perched on a rock playing mini-golf

  • @mattiviljanen8109
    @mattiviljanen8109 3 месяца назад +1

    That "wtf" at 0:45 perfectly sums the thing up.

    • @Edward-gc4tj
      @Edward-gc4tj Месяц назад

      “You have to want to want it yourself”
      Goddamn that type of shit is just too much

  • @D-angelin.Moarar
    @D-angelin.Moarar 3 месяца назад +3

    How his girlfriend looks at the translator when she's explaining 😂 great skit alltogether

  • @SprikSprak
    @SprikSprak 3 месяца назад +2

    This was funny - felt old school in some way, like a timewarp back to youtube of 10-15 years ago!

  • @sven518-7
    @sven518-7 3 месяца назад +24

    I've heard it this before. I think it was called the translather

    • @Ghastly10
      @Ghastly10 3 месяца назад +5

      Yeah an old video parodying infomercials this one being called The Manslater.

  • @pantheratigris5354
    @pantheratigris5354 3 месяца назад +2

    We need more content of this kind

  • @baggaz167
    @baggaz167 3 месяца назад +3

    Damn, this one was *chef's kiss* Howled laughing.
    Also, your next skit should be a play on the words Chef's Kiss

  • @gerardo0898
    @gerardo0898 3 месяца назад +1

    thank you. mucha appreciated

  • @ttocselbag5054
    @ttocselbag5054 3 месяца назад +3

    This is all very easily fixable: just DO NOT get involved in a romantic relationship!! 👊💪👊

  • @gregandre148
    @gregandre148 2 месяца назад +1

    “Don’t fukin answer it” with that jolly voice broke me☠️☠️

  • @sarojandongol1482
    @sarojandongol1482 3 месяца назад +4

    Those 3 seconds gonna get this demonetized or smth.

  • @steelcitysportsfan1436
    @steelcitysportsfan1436 Месяц назад

    This needs a part 2, 3, 4 etc.

  • @everyhandletaken
    @everyhandletaken 3 месяца назад +10

    So accurate. Hits hard 😂

  • @21st.centurygirl29
    @21st.centurygirl29 2 месяца назад +1

    This is incredibly accurate

  • @Z7Sakari
    @Z7Sakari 3 месяца назад +9

    This is so true it hurts.

  • @goldenheartOh
    @goldenheartOh 3 месяца назад +2

    Guys, if she does that too often, call her out on her lies.
    "Look, if you want a man who knows you so well he knows what you mean when the words coming out of your mouth are lies, I'm not that guy."

  • @C.Malefac
    @C.Malefac 3 месяца назад +3

    These guys never fail to "crack" me up.
    I'll see myself out now.

    • @sharif47
      @sharif47 3 месяца назад

      You want some milk for your effort?

    • @silverhawkroman
      @silverhawkroman 3 месяца назад

      Mans totally cracke-, wait hold the door for me!!

  • @baseer_vlogs
    @baseer_vlogs 3 месяца назад +1

    We men need this!!!! And the kast boyfriend interpreter really got me lol 😂 but he was telling the exact truth

  • @FigureTube-bq7we
    @FigureTube-bq7we 3 месяца назад +4

    Yes

  • @juantorres-fk7bk
    @juantorres-fk7bk 2 месяца назад +2

    I am not surprised his mother hates her

  • @josephbastarache4679
    @josephbastarache4679 3 месяца назад +4

    Wait, you yall have girlfriends?

  • @jacquesmertens3369
    @jacquesmertens3369 2 месяца назад +1

    I gave up after 20 girlfriends. They all came with a 500 page manual.

  • @Kaito57
    @Kaito57 3 месяца назад +21

    Remember : they don't want solutions, they want attention !

  • @elijahm4642
    @elijahm4642 Месяц назад

    He’s not fine, he’s confused on what just happened.

  • @yakz9865
    @yakz9865 3 месяца назад +7

    Every wooman in da wolrd ❤

  • @timmothy58
    @timmothy58 2 месяца назад

    deserves more views...many rules to proper communication...listening is important...hearing, understanding is more important...takes practice...

  • @jaydenjohnson4904
    @jaydenjohnson4904 3 месяца назад +14

    Okay I need a girlfriend translator because I want to understand what girls are saying to men like us

    • @lonestarr1490
      @lonestarr1490 3 месяца назад +1

      It can get extremely contrived, yes. But there are patterns one can learn to identify.
      For instance, the one portrayed in the video is actually quite common. If she asks you a question that starts with "Do you wanna..." ("... get some ice cream"), then it ALWAYS means that she wants the thing she's asking. It's not really a question to begin with; she's informing you about her needs and wants (in form of a question for the sake of plausible deniability or something like that). So don't answer the actual question, but ask yourself, "Can I give her right now what she's asking of me?" And if you really can't, that's ok--if you deliver it correctly. In the case at hand one could say, "Oh, I'd love to get some ice cream WITH YOU, but right now I'm incapacitated for this believable reason. How about this specific other time?"
      Basically, you make it about her. Whenever she asks you about yourself, make it about her. Not in form of a counter question, but in a way that signals to her that all your thinking revolves around her. This way, you are all but guaranteed to meet her at equal footing, because for her it has always been about her.
      That's one of the best rules of thumb I know of when it comes to women: make it about her.
      It's still far from easy, mind you, as you still have to figure out what exactly it is that she wants. For that a second rule of thumb comes into play:
      Women usually want situations or sensations instead of objects. Women don't want shiny things for their own sake, but because they picture themselves wearing said shiny things. In the example at hand, the girl doesn't really want ice cream per se, she wants to be in the situation where the two of them get ice cream together. She basically wants a spontaneous date; the ice cream is just a requisite of her choosing (which doesn't mean it's completely irrelevant, so don't just suggest you could get steaks instead).
      It can get really tricky to figure out the situation she's trying to get herself in, because she might be thinking multiple steps ahead. But knowledge about those patterns will at least put you in the right way of thinking about the situation you're confronted with.

  • @PurushaDesa
    @PurushaDesa 3 месяца назад +1

    The upward inflection makes this so much more savage.

  • @RHKhan86
    @RHKhan86 3 месяца назад +3

    Your Mother should be your first priority.

    • @vision4860
      @vision4860 3 месяца назад

      Eh... no not really. Your wife should be higher priority, but only as long as the topic with the wife is of an equal or higher importance.
      In this case though where the wife is having a silent hissy-fit over *ice cream and putt-putt,* yeah I'd call Mom back and see what's up. Maybe wife needs some space to calm down.

  • @Davidki
    @Davidki 3 месяца назад +2

    Good video, reminds me of the old avbyte video " men we don't know what we did"

  • @waltershumer4211
    @waltershumer4211 3 месяца назад +6

    “Women remain children all their lives, for they always see only what is near at hand, cling to the present, take the appearance of a thing for reality, and prefer trifling matters to the most important.”
    - Arthur Schopenhauer

    • @ThaFuzzwood
      @ThaFuzzwood 29 дней назад +1

      That behavior is most obvious when they do that stupid food-stealing bullcrap

    • @joshs7160
      @joshs7160 28 дней назад

      Said a guy who totally wasn't a sexist.

    • @waltershumer4211
      @waltershumer4211 28 дней назад

      @@joshs7160 ooooo sexism 😲😂
      Don't be a child.

    • @joshs7160
      @joshs7160 28 дней назад

      @@waltershumer4211 You would have to be brain damaged to not understand something so simple.

  • @DisneylandPimp
    @DisneylandPimp 3 месяца назад +2

    was that revenge of the sith playing in the background?

  • @dayalenramsamy2314
    @dayalenramsamy2314 3 месяца назад +4

    2 views, fell off hard

  • @TheHalo14aus
    @TheHalo14aus 3 месяца назад +2

    Great sketch. I love being single.

  • @Chardan001
    @Chardan001 3 месяца назад +14

    1 view, fell off hard

    • @idomelech6853
      @idomelech6853 3 месяца назад +4

      2 views now its 100% more in 30 seconds so they did in fact not fall off

    • @Teraplexor1
      @Teraplexor1 3 месяца назад

      so unoriginal... god yt comments are braindead

    • @SittingDucklord
      @SittingDucklord 3 месяца назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @heavymetal116
    @heavymetal116 3 месяца назад +1

    Only the woman should be the one who needs to worry, not the other way round.
    The secret to successful relationship is the woman on her toes but in a healthy manner.

  • @MikeSparksMusic
    @MikeSparksMusic 19 часов назад

    This is crazy accurate!

  • @_Greyboi_
    @_Greyboi_ 2 месяца назад

    Thinking mini golf is dumb is the biggest red flag of them all

  • @anderstermansen130
    @anderstermansen130 3 месяца назад +2

    Imagine this for me for a second.
    Acting like an actual grownup, and use that genius tool that is located just south of your nose, called "the mouth" to speak up about what you want, and be direct about it?

  • @srabon5906
    @srabon5906 3 месяца назад +1

    She wasted her money on the boyfriend translator 😂😂

  • @keithduvall812
    @keithduvall812 2 месяца назад

    This was hilarious thank you. The little bloopers at end took it to another level.

  • @KnightsForJesus
    @KnightsForJesus 3 месяца назад +1

    Best translator ever. The female language should be a branch of Psychology taught in collages.

  • @AxleLotl
    @AxleLotl 2 месяца назад +2

    Ladies, if you're going to micromanage and psychoanalyse every sentence a man makes whilst secret squirrelling your true thoughts, you need to go to therapy before entering a relationship before you end up breaking your own heart and blaming the man for it 😂

  • @ilovelamp22
    @ilovelamp22 3 месяца назад +1

    Do more of this please

  • @shymaniac
    @shymaniac Месяц назад

    It's so real it hurts even though I'm not a part of this conversation

  • @seand.youtuber5423
    @seand.youtuber5423 2 месяца назад

    I love how the boyfriend interpreter is just as confused like why am I even here he just said he’s fine

  • @davidward5225
    @davidward5225 2 месяца назад

    I’m “fine” = fearful, insecure, nervous and emotional

  • @lukek8357
    @lukek8357 2 месяца назад

    This is what I needed as a child for every day life. I have Aspergers and rarely had any idea what was going on because people don't say what they mean.