@@seamus6994 That looks like a buffet so he ain't working there and from the stories I heard there's also more than enough adults who are just as nasty as kids. Personally I stay away from any food place in which the general public has access to and can temper with the food and where I can't personally clean it before consuming it.
What speaks to me most at 15:38 is you can tell that lad speaks like his father. The concern and care he shows when his (presumable) father takes a fall has clearly been shown to him in similar situations. Love seeing good people make good people.
I can not believe how many people in gyms don't set their safety bars right. Lifting without safety bars is a darwin award waiting to happen. Update: In case you don't Lift and don't know what safety bars are, they are structures that keep the weights from crushing you if something goes awry. Ever wonder why weight discs get bigger in diameter before they get thicker? Their radius is your last line of defense in case you drop them and end up under them. That's why power lifters can make do without extra safety bars, but f you do, for instance, squats or bench presses however, you HAVE to have safety bars in place to keep the weights from crushing you if you end up under it.
14:14 isn't a fail, that's winning,.. he's braver than many other dudes for ignoring the potential ignominy from bigots who'd use a cheap, snide sexist comments to mock him or indeed the women. Dude, you go do that again and again, rock on!
Yep, I was thinking exactly that. Some of the clips are dudes just playing sports (which makes me alpha so I don't know how to feel about this revelation).
Light weight and just waving his arms around. You can tell it's too light for it to be effective. He's not going far enough or long enough to be using it for stretching and he's not lifting with enough weight to require effort, so no muscle gain. And he's sure not practicing for good form. So if he's getting no practical muscle gain, no valid stretch and no practice experience for good technique, what's he doing? Failing to accomplish anything. He would get more exercise from walking than just flailing his arms around like that.
@@Vincent_Beers People like you are why folks are afraid to go the gym these days, if they aren't perfect right off the bat they get ridiculed. You need to do better.
1:35 That’s disgusting. He just contaminated the whole thing
Kids shouldn't be hired for any type of food service or catering.
@@seamus6994 doesn't seem like he was hire though. just a dumbass who was there
Chocolate fountains are gross .
@@seamus6994 That looks like a buffet so he ain't working there and from the stories I heard there's also more than enough adults who are just as nasty as kids.
Personally I stay away from any food place in which the general public has access to and can temper with the food and where I can't personally clean it before consuming it.
Yah gross
the three red cars destroying themselves had me in stitches lol.. wtf
What speaks to me most at 15:38 is you can tell that lad speaks like his father. The concern and care he shows when his (presumable) father takes a fall has clearly been shown to him in similar situations. Love seeing good people make good people.
5:25 - That noise was more cartoonish than the actual noises in real cartoons! 😂
15:12
That guy speaks German. He says "Soll ich Stunt machen?" - "Should I do a stunt?". He's not saying "Was I a stud muffin." xD
ROFL at whoever put the text 😂
FailArmy failing at languages that are not English is a classic a this point
Does it matter? It's a fail either way grammar nazi
It seem to fit so well into the video clip.
@@shishinonaito They're not great at English either from what I've seen.
1:35 this is the reason why my Golden Corral removed the chocolate fountain.
Works so much better on a Slurpee Machine!
If it's your Golden Corral can't you just put it back?
Is it really yours?
Famous last words: JIMMY NOOOO!!!
1:35 I really hope he got charged with something for this. I cannot describe how much I hate this behavior.
Hate it 💯💯💯
*Don't mess with ppl's food!!*
I absolutely agree.
Agreed. Now your freaking saliva and hair is in the food that everyone will eat? Literally deserves a fine or jail
Agreed. It’s so disrespectful.
1:35 I will never eat from a chocolate fountain again…
Very much same here, which is why I never eat at buffets, people can't be trusted
Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.
Honestly so disgusting...
Same. It's completely disgusting
@@thuphamthi5290yes, so it’s absolutelly impossible
9:02 plot twist: *the fish is named jimmy*
😂😂😂
Mr beast?
@@BaldEagle7744 I think so :0
@@shxdow9807 haha
3:45 This brings "Trouser Snake" to whole new level.
I like your comment better than mine, lol
😂
I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done
@davidcopplestone6266 he was definitely working with a monster there. 🤣
Yes 😎😎
The guy at 3:45. Now he can honestly claim that he's got a big snake in his pants! 😂
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me 😂
I can not believe how many people in gyms don't set their safety bars right. Lifting without safety bars is a darwin award waiting to happen.
Update: In case you don't Lift and don't know what safety bars are, they are structures that keep the weights from crushing you if something goes awry. Ever wonder why weight discs get bigger in diameter before they get thicker? Their radius is your last line of defense in case you drop them and end up under them. That's why power lifters can make do without extra safety bars, but f you do, for instance, squats or bench presses however, you HAVE to have safety bars in place to keep the weights from crushing you if you end up under it.
I can't believe how many adults in these video, only kids do these stupid things in my country😂
@Tood considering these are from all over the World... you sure?
You just need to become stronger.
Man that’s one dumb comment
Damn
@@youtubenutzer5482 Strong enough to take a 400lb impact to the spine? That was a VERY dumb thing to say...
12:27 this man just watched his whole bank account flash before his eyes for a second there.
4:22 this was life giving them the sign to stop drinking that night😂😂
@7:45 gotta give credit for going for the grind on a Lime scooter while wearing a sports coat & khakis. Failed miserably but he tried
Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.
5:01 that's some friendship 😂😂😂
Such a wholesome clip 😁
7:50 bro fell like a pencil 💀
good comment
Spider bro at 4:03 needs some milk. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂
That head wobble though.
A CB3 fan?
I thought Spider-Man has superhuman strength.
3:45 "Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
😳
😳
9:21 that's a win.
5:14 that was such an expensive failure, OMG 😁😂
And the dude who broke it looked like he didn't care.
14:14 isn't a fail, that's winning,.. he's braver than many other dudes for ignoring the potential ignominy from bigots who'd use a cheap, snide sexist comments to mock him or indeed the women. Dude, you go do that again and again, rock on!
agreed. it doesn't matter if he does the moves right or wrong, he's improving his cardio anyway.
It's a fail because he gave up.
@@andrewvelonis5940 i'm choosing to believe that he needed a sip of water.😊
It is indeed a fail. He's really bad at it and he ended up fleeing
i do applaud him but it is sitll just hilarious to watch how embarrassed he gets then runs away
@4:32 I'm still impressed at how high he got.
1:49 From monocycle to monoball.
10:15 It wasn't enough for dudes to ruin one car. Not enough to ruin 2 cars. No, they needed to ruin 3 cars.
lookin for this comment like wtffff
3:10 Bro was about a hundred pounds past his limit
The three cars in the garage is possibly the greatest thing I've ever seen.
none of them had the skills to do what they tried to do. thats actually impressive.
A hat trick of a fail. A thing of great, stupid beauty.
Truly marvellous
The real fail there was the rice burners. Not a single nice car in the garage.
You've lived a very sheltered life if that's the best thing you've ever seen.
The 'Why did I do that' Chromosome 😅
In man's search for excitement, many mistakes are made.
What's up with men and their sus pfps 🤦♂️
@@VidsOfInfinityAndOwlyvia What does "pfps" mean?
Every mistake is a lesson learned every day.
@@avalonjustin profile pictures
this is not 'alpha bro' vid.
this is 'why men die earlier than women' vid.
good note
Anyways, for biologists, the ’alpha male’ is the father teaching by example.
@@franck3279 For programmers, alpha is the worst version of software. Needs to be improved and updated to function 😆
@@failarmy This is why Gen Alpha doesn't know what the hell Alpha or Sigma means 😂
@@Cheerios3000it is also pretty rare to find an alpha male among the progammers
Free advice: never lick a chocolate fountain with your tongue
5:26 that sound is so comedic 😂
Sounded like a cartoon 😂
1:36 non-potable water lol
Some of these are like "What did you expect to happen?"
This is why aliens don’t want to make contact with us. I’m sure most of these Zetas are single too. 🤣🤣
Best ending
3:07 I like how the other guy runs to check on the bike instead of his friend. Priorities, right? 😂
Maybe he was just a potential buyer of the bike
That's what friends are for!
10:55 Secured way to do this training. Kudos to him.
I was equally proud of him and equally disappointed, still not sure which one wins.
They all made me laugh but the pizza one. That made me cry.
2:42 that guy needs an anger management theraphy
That office wreck with the balls probably got the guy fired xD
4:40 Iphone: Even I didn't think I could do this.
9:07 always make me happy when the fish gets away!
bro screaming in pain.. *nobody got hurt*
Such an original comment
How does a person ever find all this stuff. So very much work. Much appreciated that you bring much needed laughter.
No work at all. People submit their videos.
Alpha? Just Bros.
Yeah. Not really seeing where the alpha enters into this.
@ScottS-sc4rx ...they're attempting to show off as if they are, obviously.
@@ReddFoxx1562 A few, not all.
Yep, I was thinking exactly that. Some of the clips are dudes just playing sports (which makes me alpha so I don't know how to feel about this revelation).
@@he_was_a_skater_dog someone recording themselves playing sports is obviously done just for attention
0:13
“And away with ye!”
That is sorta the vibe I get from this video im in love with it
Every workplace blunder here is a scene worthy of a comedy award!
Lots of expensive failures in this video 🤣
What a perfect final video clip lol
The guy who stepped on his golf club has ISSUES bruh
The unicycle pedal grind... I was dreaming about that one as a kid.
11:15 pretty decent drive, it didn’t hook or slice, just straight down the glass fairway. 😂
That and it was 6 feet off the ground
whats it like being a dentist or ER nurse and watching this?
The sound of money💰💰 🏦
15:12
the bros sounding like Beavis and Butthead.
0:07 Bro Took Tidal Wave To A New Level
Rất nhiều điều trong số này có thể tránh được bằng cách tự kiềm chế và đối xử tôn trọng với người khác.
Bro died at 97% let's give him respect
@@Spam-defence-2 RIP
@@thuphamthi5290 Not on the alpha-bro agenda I'm afraid.
@rmax-319 noticed lol
Every clip was very fun but 4:17 was hilarious
And their in Ireland. That guy was executed offscreen
11:26 what happened...?
I thought the same thing. Dude is out there trying to better himself. That isn't "dumb" at all.
He wasn't actually lifting weights in a steady routine, he was just bending his arms in different directions
Light weight and just waving his arms around. You can tell it's too light for it to be effective. He's not going far enough or long enough to be using it for stretching and he's not lifting with enough weight to require effort, so no muscle gain. And he's sure not practicing for good form.
So if he's getting no practical muscle gain, no valid stretch and no practice experience for good technique, what's he doing? Failing to accomplish anything. He would get more exercise from walking than just flailing his arms around like that.
@@Vincent_Beers People like you are why folks are afraid to go the gym these days, if they aren't perfect right off the bat they get ridiculed. You need to do better.
My favorite was the guy who went for the backflip off the hover board. He was soooo close to making it.
8:35 honestly that was a pretty nice save.
3:50 If it were me I wouldn't have been able to stay calm like that.😂😂😂
I literally can’t stop laughing at 2:27 😮➡️😂
No joking that was absolutely funny
There is another part I can’t stop laughing at 5:56 😂😂😂
No kidding that was the most funniest thing I’ve ever seen
😂😂😂😂
8:03 that's the best splash sfx I've heard in years, that's worth money haha
and that fish is like: "yea haha, this is my chance to escape."
I’m happy for jimmy
The last clip was my favorite. It shows all you'll ever need to know about the human species. 😊
Walking your pets & politely breaking wind outdoors? That's a nice thought! 👍
0:07
He didnt even try to hit it lmao
@rmax-319
That Was Fast!!!!!
6:30 This was probably the worst dinner ever
A great writer said: I'm stupid. I know I'm stupid. But when I look around... I know I'm good.
At 1:07, they were about to grab their laptop, but it was washed away into nothingness.
Probably a dead laptop already. Guy on the boat wanted to save it for a second take, guy on the board opted for a banger 3nding instead.
I love how he just causally accepted his fate and closed it 😂😂😂
I don't think breaking an iPhone after using it as a bottle opener is covered in your warranty...
Definitely not
1:49 Watch out, or you might miss out on future Father's Days 🤣
Nice ending! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shes definitely a keeper only cares for the lambo
probably a rental
4:03 worst spotter ever WHEN HE GO DOWN YOU GRAB THE BAR
06:00 contagious laughter
I physically felt the first clip.
At 5:55 into the video, when the man falls into the water. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Unfortunate but hilarious😂😂😂😂
0:50 It may have been a fail for the people, but for the dog.....
3:45 bro cr*pped himself
9:08 and you will remember this day as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Minnow!
Watching these Alpha Bro fails is like seeing the evolution of bad decisions in real-time! 💪😆
For the "real tough guys", they still had enough humility and self-mockery to share it on the Web 👍🤣
More likely their bros not missing an opportunity to trash one another
@@franck3279 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That watermelon 🍉 fail was hilarious.🤣🤣🤣
is it no surprise that so many of these are a result of people being drunk lmao
Drunk and stupid, it requires both.
Drunk and smart just stay home and chill with the vibe. Drunk and stupid have to experiment with their limits.
08:32 i appreciate this dude, struggle is real
8:12 This is My Kingdom Come
6:00 What if there was a crocodile there? 🤣
5:10 That car rental company is gonna be maaaaddd
I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done
Idiocracy is a historical account of what's to come.
History is the past. Prediction is the future. And with mistakes like yours, we're on the way there.
Those were great, I’d forgotten I had already seen 95% of them before
3:44 "-Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...."
5:26 the sound 😍
2:01 Waiter walks out to guests; “sorry we’re running a little behind.” 😅
Guests:OH COME ON!
EWW! BROTHER! EWW! Who sticks their Broccoli in Chocolate!?😂😂😂
These fails just pissed me off
You’ve nailed it with this fail; I’m cracking up!
No stupid music, I wish others would do the same!!!!!
I wish they would paut a laugh track on their vids though.
no pain, no gain