Chris D'Elia and the LA Diner Nightmare | Congratulations Clips

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Chris went with his friend to a diner in LA. His friend kept taking pictures of strangers' dogs, a homeless man with feces on his hands walked in, and Chris' car got broken into. It wasn't the best time.
    Instant Warlord (240) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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    Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

Комментарии • 275

  • @ChrisDEliaOfficial
    @ChrisDEliaOfficial  2 года назад +13

    Phoenix I’ll be there April 30 - Chrisdelia.com

    • @CobraJeans
      @CobraJeans 2 года назад

      It's sad for real you need some help bro !

    • @escovision1986
      @escovision1986 2 года назад +1

      Chris should start a series called..
      "Comedians Having Dinner, in Diners with Dogs"
      Fuck eating out bro lol

    • @benjamincjholmes
      @benjamincjholmes 2 года назад

      Get to UK when you can!

    • @juanitaleak6482
      @juanitaleak6482 2 года назад

      Wish I could be there!!! I’m in Australia though. Hope you come back some day!! ❤️

    • @cothy86
      @cothy86 2 года назад

      That last quote needs to be on a shirt in your merch store lol

  • @TruthBeTold447
    @TruthBeTold447 2 года назад +246

    Every time Chris talks about “his buddy” doing something stupid, I imagine it’s Brendan Shaub

    • @TheDeathXross
      @TheDeathXross 2 года назад +22

      I mean, he did mention "his buddy" is in the spectrum...

    • @qwester141
      @qwester141 2 года назад +24

      This is 100% Lenoci

    • @halosrusty
      @halosrusty 2 года назад +1

      100% Brenda

    • @dakotalenzi7630
      @dakotalenzi7630 2 года назад +5

      Brendan wouldn’t be sitting passenger with Chris hahaha

    • @AJ-das
      @AJ-das 2 года назад

      @@dakotalenzi7630 lolol

  • @czrthegreat
    @czrthegreat 2 года назад +62

    @ 8:03
    "What WAS all that?!"
    "Yeah the shit on his hands"
    I laughed TOO damn loud in public
    They should NOT be hanging out on such two different wavelengths 🤣

    • @evonne315
      @evonne315 Год назад +1

      I feel like this was my last relationship. Complete miss. 😆

  • @Joshgilly94
    @Joshgilly94 2 года назад +65

    Imagine any other comedian telling this story. Theyd get boo’d off stage. Chris is hilarious

    • @DJFaNaTiiC
      @DJFaNaTiiC 2 года назад +7

      Johnny keeps ya interested

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 Год назад

      He is indeed. But he's better in this format imo.

  • @srawat27
    @srawat27 2 года назад +116

    Chris is on the 'Mount Rushmore' of rant comedy along with Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco

    • @ethangeorge2788
      @ethangeorge2788 2 года назад +14

      and timmy dilly

    • @michael3448
      @michael3448 2 года назад +1

      No way. This was hardly funny. A friend taking pictures of dogs, and a homeless guy? Hardly something to rant about.

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 2 года назад

      @@michael3448 A homeless guy with shit on his hands*

    • @topramen5344
      @topramen5344 2 года назад +10

      @@michael3448 why are you here then

    • @haleyt3754
      @haleyt3754 2 года назад +1

      @@topramen5344 to see if it was funny

  • @CollateralDamage93
    @CollateralDamage93 2 года назад +24

    Chris’s simulation looping the dog in a diner scenario is golden.

  • @chrisstrand8773
    @chrisstrand8773 2 года назад +20

    “If there’s poop on your hands youuuu gotta be out of the establishment I’m in !”
    Amen man.
    Gospel.

  • @kylejones9613
    @kylejones9613 2 года назад +23

    Chris a fucking brilliant story teller and podcaster. Just hilarious! Thanks dude you brighten the day.

  • @ultrashortbus
    @ultrashortbus 2 года назад +18

    The part where he’s asking “why” regarding his buddy taking the picture of the dog. Ok I was in traffic moments ago laughing uncontrollably and hoping that I wouldn’t get in an accident. Holy shit man that was funny. D’Elia your perspective/analysis of that situation was gold! Thank you!

  • @jordanbyates
    @jordanbyates 2 года назад +29

    8:00 best part of the story 😂😂😂

  • @christinagiammona6850
    @christinagiammona6850 2 года назад +19

    Love his distain for nonsense 🤣

  • @slr7628
    @slr7628 2 года назад +7

    Everyone watching this has a friend exactly like this 😂 the advice at the end is actually spot on. I’ve been practicing that without realizing it until now. I have some oddball friends since elementary but the times I have met “new friends” they always end up being wayyy worse than my day 1’s

  • @amie7387
    @amie7387 2 года назад +6

    I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this story 👌 Chris's hand movements are everything!

    • @michaelroy6046
      @michaelroy6046 Год назад

      The hands really put the funny over the top 🤣

  • @escovision1986
    @escovision1986 2 года назад +5

    Chris should start a series called..
    "Comedians Having Dinner, in Diners with Dogs"

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 года назад +3

    "BC they wanted energy", Chris nailed it.

  • @patrickbaginski
    @patrickbaginski 2 года назад +1

    Might be one of the best clips ever

  • @salacca2297
    @salacca2297 2 года назад +2

    What a beautiful word picture you painted. I saw the entire incident in my head.

  • @bagirath_prakash
    @bagirath_prakash 2 года назад +8

    9:47 when you walk on an OLD wooden floorboard.

  • @chrisstrand8773
    @chrisstrand8773 2 года назад +12

    Used to go here back in the day all the time.
    I feel like swingers is where you go before you make a decision that you don’t know Or understand how or why you’ve made said decision.
    But by then you’re no longer at swingers .
    It’s like the “gateway” diner - leads to further strange shit.
    Diners can cause individuals to make impaired judgements bro, is what it is . ✅

  • @BurntSquirrel
    @BurntSquirrel 2 года назад +2

    "Worth It....POPULATION .....ZERO" 😂😂😂😂

  • @PatPauloMMA
    @PatPauloMMA 2 года назад +3

    Chris is spot on about people that would bring a dog to a diner.

  • @EntropicSpore
    @EntropicSpore 2 года назад +1

    Goddamnit man he does it every time. Not even the events that happened, but how he tells it. I laughed so fucking hard my wife looked at me like I’m an idiot.

  • @nathanieljohnson5555
    @nathanieljohnson5555 2 года назад +6

    Funniest part about Chris talkin about his buddy being on the spectrum, is that as someone on the spectrum we can spot another who is in a heartbeat, and Chris is 1000% one of us. Lmao

  • @evonne315
    @evonne315 Год назад +1

    Love how you talk about energy. Its valuable. I suffer chronic fatigue (CFS/ME) and one of the causes of this illness is stress and trauma. Most people dont know prolonged intense stress is a form of trauma. So the contant barrage of energy vampires, soul sucking people and situations, and attention getters is part of the problem because thier external conditions. You can chose your friends and how you spend your time but its impossible to go anywhere without "risk of exposure". I literally had to become a recluse to save whats left of my autoimmune system. So. Struggle is real.

  • @AndreasLarsson95
    @AndreasLarsson95 2 года назад +4

    No shit on your hands and no dogs at the restaurant! I agree with you Chris.

  • @danniefarmer7641
    @danniefarmer7641 2 года назад

    love your rants, man.. lol

  • @gailduvall
    @gailduvall 14 дней назад +1

    I JUST want to see these pictures of these dogs!! 😂

  • @seankennedy7428
    @seankennedy7428 2 года назад +4

    went to sign onto patreon to get the early extended episode, then saw the bonus episode. 2 hours of Delia. Just turned my shitty day upside down.

  • @andrewb.9815
    @andrewb.9815 6 месяцев назад

    Your rants are legendary, I haven't laughed this fuckin hard in awhile.
    Thank you, good sir.
    "Try not to meet too many people" words from the wise.

  • @marysue3164
    @marysue3164 2 дня назад

    10:35 ITS ONEFIRE ONE FIRE TOOK THE PICTURES you can hear one fire laugh and chris looks at him and goes "YOU took another picture of a dog". ..."you".

  • @chadiwack
    @chadiwack 2 года назад

    I'm HOLLERINGGGGGGG!!!!!! LOL "Things you don't do when you first see a dog.... 1) you don't stab it!!!...." LOL

  • @alekmajeski7528
    @alekmajeski7528 11 месяцев назад

    He will get even funnier in like a year. Love him

  • @SHORT-FRIDAYS
    @SHORT-FRIDAYS 2 года назад

    "my friend who might be on the spectrum". HAHAHA....that was hilarious

  • @MC-xd7nk
    @MC-xd7nk 11 месяцев назад +1

    The irony of Chris questioning if his buddy is on the spectrum and then describing hearing peoples faces 😂

  • @heinrichpelser
    @heinrichpelser 2 года назад +2

    I'm cracking myself. Chris you are so cool.

  • @teedapro4222
    @teedapro4222 5 месяцев назад

    David...... he is definitely talking about David😂😂😂

  • @things_and_such8566
    @things_and_such8566 Год назад

    I love when he said "iiiim fuuuuumin doooood"

  • @jasoncates2944
    @jasoncates2944 2 года назад +10

    If I see or smell shit on someone in a restaurant I'm leaving immediately and I'm not paying for the meal.

    • @K4rN1v00L
      @K4rN1v00L 2 года назад +4

      you have this happen often?

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад

      @@K4rN1v00L exactly lol

    • @Plantstho
      @Plantstho 2 года назад +1

      You must be new to LA

  • @josephmac1137
    @josephmac1137 2 года назад

    Lol the DOGS overlay 🤣🤣🤣

  • @seankoons2023
    @seankoons2023 2 года назад

    Lmaooo this is so fucking funny. I already watched it during the podcast. And I’m watching it again now laughing just as hard as the first time

  • @jamesiii4921
    @jamesiii4921 2 года назад +1

    😆💯👏keep up the great stories

  • @cjames7958
    @cjames7958 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is definitely David Sullivan hahahaha

  • @matthewober5553
    @matthewober5553 2 года назад +1

    This was gold😂

  • @ryanlopez432
    @ryanlopez432 2 года назад +1

    This is definitely Bryan FulloDents Callen 😂

  • @christopherdevito7427
    @christopherdevito7427 9 месяцев назад

    9:50 best fkn part 😭🤣

  • @reno7725
    @reno7725 2 года назад +1

    Love your shit bro - never fails, always chuckling and you make me feel like I’m there 👊🏼😂

  • @Louisiana1975
    @Louisiana1975 Год назад

    Yep, my new favorite channel lol

  • @alekmajeski7528
    @alekmajeski7528 11 месяцев назад

    Dude this is potentially the funniest dude in a long time

  • @jorgenanez1247
    @jorgenanez1247 2 года назад +1

    I love mad Chris lmfao respectfully

  • @Molo87
    @Molo87 2 года назад +2

    😂😂😂 That's some series of events

  • @yourboykenny1608
    @yourboykenny1608 2 года назад +3

    I’m fucking crying bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jkb462
    @jkb462 2 года назад

    “You want energy..?
    MY HANDS ARE TIED..”

  • @chelseyrae1428
    @chelseyrae1428 2 года назад +1

    9:50 got me

  • @silverandgoldfish
    @silverandgoldfish 2 года назад

    The hand movements 🤣🤣

  • @tumelo4526
    @tumelo4526 3 месяца назад

    This is so godamn good.

  • @wren4077
    @wren4077 2 года назад

    I wish I could treat my friends like this and still keep them

  • @Kyronite
    @Kyronite 2 года назад +13

    Chris gets annoyed at a diner? Thats so unlike him

    • @majesticpbjcat7707
      @majesticpbjcat7707 2 года назад

      Thays right

    • @Kyronite
      @Kyronite 2 года назад +3

      @@majesticpbjcat7707 yeah yeah yeah lol i fixed it already

  • @josan301193
    @josan301193 2 года назад

    This sounds like some kind of curb your enthusiasm situation 😂😂

  • @brisbanerealestatemedia3598
    @brisbanerealestatemedia3598 2 года назад +1

    I just woke my girl friend up because I was laughing so hard

  • @madridista703usa3
    @madridista703usa3 2 года назад

    I look at my peripheral like a hippo lol

  • @kelseychambers5826
    @kelseychambers5826 2 года назад

    I come for Chris’s bendy hands

  • @raeds8218
    @raeds8218 Год назад

    I got tricked into learning a valuable moral lesson at the end. Damn you Chris!

  • @mernest6835
    @mernest6835 2 года назад

    The whole video i was trying to bend my hands backwards like Chris

  • @DogsCatsSnacks
    @DogsCatsSnacks 2 года назад +1

    Dogs are my passion. Getting a nice dog portrait is one of my favorite things. I'm probably on the spectrum. But I would never in 10 million millennia take a photo of a dog out with it's owners 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @wallstreetbet-x7b
    @wallstreetbet-x7b 2 года назад +1

    chris shoulda seen the clip where a dog in a diner bit off a guys finger and the man proceed to try and strangle the dog , it was WILD

    • @KasHxJay
      @KasHxJay 2 года назад

      Someone needs to send it to him IMMEDIATELY

  • @applepie3276
    @applepie3276 2 года назад

    I’m literally crying so hard

  • @iceberghoney
    @iceberghoney 2 года назад +5

    This needs to be dramatized on tv immediately 🤣😭

  • @vinniedurrant
    @vinniedurrant Месяц назад

    Bryan?...is that you? 😂

  • @connorsconey
    @connorsconey Год назад

    Gotta be Mike Lenocci 😂😂

  • @brettgodbee
    @brettgodbee Год назад

    The chuckle at 12:12

  • @MalaikaCutii
    @MalaikaCutii 2 года назад

    Lmfaoo happy Aries season 🔥

  • @Hug_life
    @Hug_life 2 года назад

    09:42 fucking dying lol 😂

  • @jrewingsk8
    @jrewingsk8 2 года назад

    "my friend with his phone out.. Taking a picture of the dong.." he said it.

  • @turdfergusonoutdoors5070
    @turdfergusonoutdoors5070 2 года назад

    This one had me fuckin dyin.......”worth it population 0”. Damnit thats good stuff

  • @MicDude108
    @MicDude108 2 года назад

    I’m 99% sure he WAS talking about Theo being the artistic fella!

  • @M4GG0TK1NG
    @M4GG0TK1NG 2 года назад

    This scene played out like something from a Coen Brothers movie

  • @restingturdle
    @restingturdle 2 года назад

    11:03 I’m convinced it’s Brendan this is something he’d think would be funny

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад

      It’s one trillion percent Brendan

  • @musikinspace
    @musikinspace 2 года назад

    Should have made a Dogumentary

  • @jonathanbutler3833
    @jonathanbutler3833 2 года назад

    Peak D’elia right here folks

  • @seanifer12
    @seanifer12 2 года назад +1

    Hanging out with Chris seems difficult lol don’t make any mistakes

  • @adamrv666
    @adamrv666 2 года назад +6

    Theo is the friend on the spectrum isn't he 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dominionarts8017
    @dominionarts8017 2 года назад

    So good.

  • @PerfectTimingProductions585
    @PerfectTimingProductions585 2 года назад

    “If there is a hair in my food I am going to blame you.”

  • @escovision1986
    @escovision1986 2 года назад

    Now this sounds like "Mixed, Mental-Arts"

  • @meilei8716
    @meilei8716 2 месяца назад

    😆 He was being opportunistic /probably going along with you trying not to offend that dog/those owners

  • @nightingale2424
    @nightingale2424 Год назад

    It could be literally any of his friends:
    Bert, Bobby, Theo…

  • @123mcgarrigle
    @123mcgarrigle 2 года назад

    Definitely talking about Theo

  • @solodolotrevino
    @solodolotrevino 2 года назад

    Dogs and Diners with D’Elia

  • @richardmeglio5450
    @richardmeglio5450 2 года назад

    I'm fuuuuuuuuuuuuuumin duuude!!!

  • @dougtaylor2523
    @dougtaylor2523 2 года назад

    He needs a Curb style show, he gets it.

  • @josephmac1137
    @josephmac1137 2 года назад +2

    Lmao wtf lol 9:49

  • @LinusKnight
    @LinusKnight 2 года назад +3

    he said nothing about the break in of his car

  • @LT-lr4qe
    @LT-lr4qe 2 года назад

    Fkin hilarious dude

  • @GG-jq9hb
    @GG-jq9hb 2 года назад +1

    I had a TRIPPY dream lastnight that I was Chris D'Elia and I was getting ready backstage to go on stage to do a set, and I had to try come up with a set to do on the spot haha
    I couldn't think of anything to say but I felt great and the crowd loved me regardless haha 😆

  • @georgepanagiotou8673
    @georgepanagiotou8673 2 года назад

    Lol dude Chris is hilarious 🤣

  • @txatmowner
    @txatmowner 2 года назад +2

    Annoyed Chris is hilarious ? YESSSS!!!

  • @ungtown
    @ungtown 2 года назад

    So fucking good lol

  • @ErminDedicMDC
    @ErminDedicMDC 2 года назад

    This is why you don't take Bryan Callen with you to a diner.

  • @MissGigglesdotcom
    @MissGigglesdotcom 2 года назад +8

    I love that your friend forgot about the homeless guy with poo on his hands lol 100% on the spectrum

  • @alinack69
    @alinack69 Год назад

    I used to think these stories were always about Lenoci, these days though I'm leaning towards David Sullivan... possibly Dan